Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)
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- Rodney Dangerfield delivered so many jokes that night, Carson had to break for commercials. Originally aired September 2, 1974 on the Tonight Show.
02:01 “When I was a kid, my old man didn't help me either. I asked my old man if I can go ice skating on the lake, he told me to wait 'till it gets warmer.”
07:27 “My wife's a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”
09:07 “Doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”
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Dangerfield joke: When I was in high school, I didn't have a girl friend, so I went to drive in movies alone and did push ups in the back seat to keep up appearances.
😂😂😂 hilarious
Hey talk about appearances. Whats the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?? I'v never paid 200$ to see a lentil. (Say it out loud if u dont get it)
I like that line also.
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“Growin’ up, my family was so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothin’ to play with.”
Easily one of the greatest jokes ever. I can still remember hearing it for the first time and laughing my a$$ off!
@Cat Egorical Really? Troll
@@DrMic2112 she's not a troll, she's a butthurt, snowflake generation kinda chick that allowed herself to be offended by Dangerfields first politically incorrect joke and that was the end of it for her.
She prob only watched to the end to see what a train wreck looks like, bcoz in her eyes he's a creep. Then she saw him sweating profusely while sitting down and wiping his brow-sweat all over his face and her contempt for him just grew stronger and stronger.
She feels superior to him bcoz she sees herself as perfect and behaves well in public and around her friends but is probably a total narcissist with her close loved ones and partner.
We can only hope that ppl like her will seek out psychological help to work out their deep-seated childhood traumas that were inflicted upon her through poor parenting.
@@Truther2001 you just ruined it by telling him to check it out. Shoulda just left it be. It's like telling people that you are funny. Not funny any more... :/ I feel bad for the time you put into writing all that.
@Cat Egorical I audibly laughed out loud the first time I heard that.
It wasnt a deep, prolonged, guttural type of belly aching laugh, but a laugh none the less.
Its ok if you dont find him funny.
But to be out here handing out back handed compliments is pointless.
You dont find him funny. So leave it at that. Baiting someone into answering whether or not is self serving.
If a masturbation joke is funny to me (us, whomever) then what does it matter to you?
You dont get the humor or appreciate it. Thats fine. To judge others that do make you an asshole.
Rodney’s sit down delivery is just as good as his stand up.
Accurate. Classic.
Its actually better
He's coked up out of his mind
@@breakingames7772 LOL !
they had to give him less coke on this taping, otherwise he wouldn't sit down
Rodney is a gem, the world will never see another quite like him.
You do not know that.
Nope never will
He's like the complement to Don Rickles. Rodney insults himself, where Don insults everyone else. 🤣
@@didhedieddud334 more than half the jokes would get you "cancelled" in our current society, no comedian will ever be able to match the ones from the past due to people being super sensitive and not being able to laugh at themselves anymore.
yea because cocaine isn't so pure anymore....or acceptable
My favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke: "My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend."
Not funny
Yes it is! Oh, my face hurts! Somebody slap me so I can breath! I watched this man on so many shows back in the day. America needed to laff back then. We need him again. But, sadly there would be calls for him to be canceled. But, happily he'd make them look too funny to be taken seriously. He was great at ROASTING someone. And No one got mad. So many people have lost the ability to laugh at themselves. They retreat to their safe space. You only get the respect you earn. Rodney earned mine.😳😄😂 Love this channel.😍
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@@Bird.757 you must be a blast at parties! Oh, let's not forget to invite the Killjoy.
People had a concept of the friend zone before the word even existed.
Fav Rodney joke ever, “I tell ya, my sister-n-law is fat. Even her picture falls off the wall”
One of my favs... "Girl called me up and told me to come over. Nobody's home. I went over, and nobody was home."
My favorite is still, Got in a cab and told the driver to take me where the action is. He drove me to my house.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite: “The first time I had sex, I was scared to death! I was all alone!” Still cracks me up!
@@janeflip1 Now, it's "Got over to my place, she took her mask off, and I was horrified"... Rodney would love this shit...
"When I was born the doctor smacked me -- I found out the nurse got a couple in too" -- don't know how many times I've seen this, but it still cracks me up. In high school I'd stay up to watch Johnny after my parents went to bed -- such a treat when Rodney was on. Thanks for the good times, Mr. Dangerfield!
Yes! One of my favorite….😂😂👍☮️☮️❤️👌
@Gretchen Little - I had a little black and white TV that displayed almost nothing but snow but the sound still worked OK. So when I should've been sleeping, I played Johnny as well. I couldn't see the guests, but I could hear them! Comics like Rodney were definitely high points. :)
That’s the exact joke that got me openly chuckling too, so good
Oh yea always been one of my favorite lines of his, im 63 , I was watching Rodney on Carson since I was a kid, what a comedy legend.
When I was a baby, my mother wouldn’t breastfeed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
Just the best comedian, if you are depressed you listen to Rodney and you cant get the smile off your face .
Rodney and Johnnie.
The guy was nearly 50 when he finally made it. Never lose hope. You never know where life will bring you.
Thank you
Needed to hear that.
Thanks man
He also "made" other comedians like Carson did at his club in NY. Did much for many and was loved by many. A true Titian.
He should have never 'made it'. Literally nothing is funny, or clever, or entertaining about this. Disgusting.
My favorite Dangerfield joke: "Doc, every morning, I get up, look in the mirror and throw up. What's wrong with me?"
"I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
Hahahahaha fuck I've never heard that one that is so good.
@@JamesBond-xh7ee He was a genius (or his writers were)
That is perfect 🤣
Sounds like norms joke
@@coryaw95 norm and conan were playing rodney and johnny in that bit
Greatest one liner comedian that ever lived.
There will never ever be another Rodney Dangerfield rest in peace Rodney
SPEAKING FOR MYSELF AS A BLACK AMERICAN, RODNEY DANGERFIELD WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST ,I LOVE RODNEY,THANK YOU SIR!!
Fav Rodney joke, "My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met each other."
"My doctor told me I was crazy."
I said, "I want a second opinion!"
He said, "OK. You're ugly, too!"
My favorite is “I was kidnapped and they sent back my pinky. My dad asked for more proof”
@Alpha Beta stfu
"My wife and I don't have sex anymore. Everytime we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."
My favorite Rodney oneliner... "I recently met the Surgeon General, he offered me a cigarette."
These jokes still land in 2020. Dangerfield was a genius.
I stumbled onto this at work. I think in other offices here, my workmates are wondering what's Gerry laughing about lol. Dangerfield was great. R.I.P.
These jokes are still timeless. I miss Rodney.
That fridge description was eerily accurate. Except for the unscrambled egg. And the huge pot with the half a boiled potato in it (my huge pot has maybe one bowl of soup in it).
Definitely - he got me about 20 times throughout this video
in fairness he had teams of writers, rodney is great but his writers really don't get any respect
I was the piano player at Dangerfields, the upper east side NYC club. They had an imitating Rodney contest. FUNNNEEEE.....
"I told my doctor I had suicidal tendencies, he said I have to start paying in advance." Dangerfield is like a downpour of jokes, one after the other and the next one is funnier than the one before. This guy knew comedy.
He’s like a human wind up toy full of jokes. And it’s literally never gets old.
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A wind up toy that has unlimited energy supply...
34 jokes in 11:44. 20.7 seconds per joke (includes intro, laughs, panel conversation).
And 45 tie/collar adjustments.
Probably d comment of d year
Bravo 👏
He adjusted his tie so much he got fuckin tie burned
Gotta get that collar right! 😂
Dangerfield was relentless
he has the perfect voice for one-liners, most people cant deliver them but his voice just makes them absolutely perfect
He spent like two decades perfecting his delivery. The jokes are, in his case, secondary to the delivery.
In his case, Style > Substance.
I was up on the roof fixing my antenna and all the neighbors were screaming jump jump!!
I saw him in concert back then and someone threw a joint on stage. He picked it up and said “I’ve been smoking it for years! “ And took a couple of hits ! He was one in a million!
Finally.... he's getting some respect.
Doubt it...
LanceCampeau I still don’t respect him
1:41
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@@daffyduckfan4478 one who came respect others, does not respect oneself.
"My wife's such a bad cook, i mean, how can toast have bones?" Lol.
He's the best!
Sam way Pizza can be boneless!
My wife's a really bad cook! I mean is meat loaf supposed to glow in the dark.
@@joemcconnell2674 You put down a steak, how do you forget the plate?
My wife’s a bad cook, terrible cook..you leave dental floss out and all the flies hang themselves
And she's so cold her side of the water bed is frozen 🤣
One the funniest people who ever lived. Back to School kills me every time I watch it
That diving contest at the end😅😅😅. When I saw it at 7 years old, I really thought it was him doing those flips😂
Professor Turgison!
When Rodney Dangerfield tells oneliners he destroyes everybody in the house . I also watch his movies over and over , so much talent .
Rodney Dangerfield's last words were a one-liner about how long he would be hospitalized for the heart-valve replacement surgery which ended with his death: "If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour and a half"
He went out with a one-liner! Beautiful!
.....and he ended up being respected! Something he said he never got!
He was the best. Great line to go out with.
His last one liner is on his headstone: "There goes the neighborhood"
@@mariusjns lol#
I love how he does a three minute set, goes to the desk, and does a another nine minutes. He's so funny that it's easy to not even realize that in an hour show he does hundreds of jokes. Amazing.
I broke my arm in three places.
Stay out of those places
@@williamgrantz6268 is
@William Grantz They sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help at all.
I can't believe how funny he is, non stop! A legend!
Yeah it's the non stop that amazes me.
Still hilarious and that dentist joke had me breaking my fillings. Love him!
The coke in '74 must have been FIRE.
Tyrone Shoelaces actually it was shitty up until about the mid 80s
I don't know about '74, but in '84 it was KILL.
I was like dude rodney is fucked up back when the coke was good
it was
Whatever happened to that Bubble Gum taste? Sure, fish scales are cool, but they need to bring back Pablo Escobar's standard back.
"I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the West."
I come from a big stupid family. My dad worked for a bank....they caught him stealing pens!
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could've been for "west" virginia
@@theoneyouhatetolove2310 Mountain mama...
@S M To the place
RIP Rodney. so many childhood memories watching you on Carson - two legends both gone.
i've heard all his jokes 1000 times and i still laugh when he tells em....lol... best comedian ever..
Rumor has it he's still adjusting his tie in heaven.
I do the same thing. I think its an anxiety thing idk for me it was ADHD and anxiety from that as a kid. Lol. After dealing with those issues were delt with it stuck. He cant sit still lol. RIP Rod.
@@idlehour Yeah coke makes you damn anxious
@@HD-pe8lv ok? Lol. They don't prescribed coke for ADHD.
@@idlehour Dangerfield was a well known avid cocaine user.
@@idlehour Google is your friend
I always liked how Carson just let his guest do their own thing 😂😂.
In addition to his other talents, Carson was a great straight man.
You 💯 on that
Everybody loved Johnny
At least 4 women! 😂
@@dougd249
Genius. Nothing like this ever again.
Not only are his jokes timeless but his style too. Every one clearly is dressed for that decade, Rodney looks like he walked out of a press briefing from 2022. Smooth.
Timeless is correct!
If I live 100 years I'll still be watching Rodney Dangerfield.
I was gonna say, Johnny's jacket must've only been in style during the 70s! 🙂
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Smooth and very, very sweaty.
My favorite Dangerfield joke - "I went to see my shrink I said Doc, everybody hates me. He said don't be ridiculous, you haven't met everybody yet".
Him and Steven Wright. "You can't have everything."
"Where would you put it?"
Doc everyday i look in the mirror i wanna throw up. Whats wrong with me.
Dr. Vinnie Boom Ba: i dont know but your eyesight is perfect.
Classic lmao
My other favorite Dangerfield joke:
I don't do cocaine i just like yhe way it smells. Kills me everytime.
When this 70 year young person is a little down... I come here. I may have seen this with my old man as a teenager. I would get out of bed and go into the living room to watch with him. We hardly talked but we laughed together. He had a great laugh... Damn..
Much love your way, Vince!
Kinda hit me in the feels. I think I'll give my old man a call.
If you were as old as 19 in 1974 you would only be 66 at most today, not 70. Did I miss something?
@@727Rays He's talking about watching the show in general. Maybe not this specific episode but throughout his teens he would watch Carson with his father. Just my 2 cents though could be wrong.
stay young my friend, keep the arsenal alive with things like this. being down sucks. sending positive vibes to ya
I loved how when Rodney is telling a story with jokes he straightens his tie
Jesus, I'm older now than Carson was when I was a kid in the 70s.
Love Rodney Dangerfield. One of my favorites from him went something like, “What’s the point of getting married? It’s easier to just find some woman you can’t stand and buy her a house!”
I’m dying….😂😭😭
🤣
Yeah you know it, I’ve never seen him before to be honest with you, but straight he reminds me of comic that was in the film Goodfellas, was it Benny Goodman or something like that the king of the one liners, he said he asked his wife where she’d like to go on holiday, she said somewhere were I haven’t been before so he said, well try the kitchen, is he dead though Jude if you don’t mind me asking you.
Ooooof!!
@@mrfugazi6713 Henny Youngman. You were close! 😊
Watched him many times but only heard him tell this one once. “Yeah, and I had a rough childhood. When I was a teenager I had really bad acne. One time I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up, a blind man was reading my face!”
What a great comedian.
The blind man said it was the scariest book he ever read
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I'm sitting at the bustop laughing.my ass off. People probably thought I was nuts
It's crazy how these jokes still hold up completely. Edgy, clever, incisive.
A true comedy genius right here, folks! So many laughs they're uncountable!
He's the first insult comic that I've seen that just roasts himself all the time. 😂
What the hell is an "insult comic".......All comedy is making fun of someone or something in someway.
If you are going to create a label for him, lets make sure the label isn't redundant.
@@antwuanlamont4694 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insult_comedy
@@antwuanlamont4694 In insult comic is a comedian who makes their living insulting other people, ie Don Rickles and Joan Rivers.
@@kevinnelson66 ......you obviously don't know shit about Rodney Dangerfield.
He made a living off of "One-Liners"......not insulting people. His bits were nothing like Don Rickles.
Most of his material was about himself not "Getting Any Respect".......
@@cory8360 ......."you are a waste of matter".....that there is an insult. RD used himself as a punchline, which is HIS entire bit. He didn't come out "roasting" people.
All comedy pokes fun at something or someone, so to say "insult comedy" is to be redundant. Thus your little "google search" makes you look dumb trying to defend someone else's silly point.
Comprehension should have some sort of value in your adult life. Just saying.....
"My wife's cooking is so bad the flies got together and fixed the hole in the screen door."
Lol
pschroeter1 That’s not the way I heard it, “My wife is such a lousy cook that once I left dental floss in the kitchen, the cockroaches hung themselves”
LMAO
pschroeter1
Yes, yes, and more yes.
“My wife is such a lousy cook that the flies immediately go to the dog shit in the neighbor's yard to get the taste out of their mouth"
Rodney could cheer up anyone. Rest in Peace.
I would watch Rodney Dangerfield on Ed Sullivan and Johnny Carson and I took him for granted. What a great comic he was. It took me all these years now to look back and appreciate him. And not one foul word out of his mouth. Golden years of comedy long gone.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-Rodney Dangerfield
"I went to look for a used car. I found my wife's dress in the back seat."
Rodney Dangerfield.
The last time I saw a mouth like that....IT HAD A HOOK IN IT!...-Rodney Dangerfield
Lmfao
Isn’t that a Joan Rivers joke?
Thats a Joan Rivers joke not his
I feel like fixing my tie right now even though I don't have one.
Someone needs to count how many times he adjusts his tie...
Lol
😂😂😂
he choked
The Dengerfield drinking game, every time you see Rodney straighten his tie, take a drink.
Ole Ronnie was a close act, never another one like him.
"I do have good-looking kids. Thank God my wife cheats on me."
Rodney is a self deprecating cutie.
"My wife enrolled me in a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday ". GOAT!! And to think he used to sell aluminum siding!.
Rodney's line to the teacher(Back in School): "Come talk to me when you have no class!"
This guy could bring anyone to tears with laughter!
He was a comic genius. Met
him once; nicest guy you'd ever want to meet.
Cool
Taught Robin Williams !!!
I asked my dentist about my yellow teeth, --what should I do ??? He said, wear a brown tie !!!
So very true
Lucky you!
45 years ago and his jokes are still funny.
dam 45 years ago.... i remember watching this live
Yeah they're timeless
Yes so true
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45 times his tie/collar was adjusted according to a commenter too. This should've be taken down & edited to repeat one tie/collar adjustment every year
RODNEY DANGERFIELD was the king of the one liners there's was no one who did one liners better R.I.P RODNEY
Yup. He was great! 😅
Many have tried to copy and even steal his material but nobody and I mean nobody can deliver simple 1 liners like Rodney! 1 of the greatest to ever do it!
He's a straight up rapid fire joke machine. Frickin brilliant
What he has that so many comics lack is a sincerity and intensity. You feel for him because he's lived it so when he pulls the trap door lever you fall every time.
@@coldstoli1 I saw him at a show. He has perfect timing & there’s no one like him nowadays. I heard he wrote his own jokes. What talent! Miss him❣️
Can we give Carson credit for being the most limber straight man? Sets up Rodney for the punchline perfectly.
Too right. I saw Rodney on Letterman, and Dave would have been better to just let Rodney do Stand-up. Real stiff. Made me nostalgic for Johnny.
Johnny really respected the comics. He was there to make them look good, and he did every time.
@@johantrenier1685 He was a great comic in his own right! Do you find today's late night hosts funny? No, angry and political, and they are about to get much angrier soon!! ;D
Ron Schlorff Ron I don’t watch any of them. Haven’t in years. Didn’t really watch Leno, I was always more of a Letterman guy. Periodically I’ll watch Conan, if I’m flipping around.
@@johantrenier1685 Yeah I hear you. I remember the days going to work sleepy cuz I stayed up too late watching late night. Retired now, but still won't watch them; too boring to hear the constant bashing of the president!! He'll laugh last!!
The man was the true King of Comedy. No matter how "un-funny" i feel, Rodney can ALWAYS get me winded with laughing.
Jonny must have loved Rodney for making his job so easy.
It’s crazy. These old jokes hold up so well. 2019 Timeless
Yeah, i am a 31 year old german guy, so not the best requirements for even knowing him. First time i saw him was in "Natural Born Killers" later in "Caddyshack" and i love this guy. It's hard to understand his jokes at times, because he talks so fast, but his humor is legendary.
Hke D neither of those two are comedians. They’re people that read a TelePrompTer.
Can't tell half of them these days without triggering the snowflakes.
It's all about WIT. Not immature Jimmy Fallon acting like a 14 year old and rehashing old SNL material.
*Yeah, but what year is it?*
There are no more jokes; Rodney used them all!
@@ianjaynes2272 ummm his wife is in coma...
@@jakep1979 Then who was screaming my name!?
He was the best and nobody else was even close to the sheer number of jokes. He averaged one every 10 seconds. How he remembered them all I’ll never know. 😊
The set isn't over when the music starts, it's just the end of part one as he moves to the desk. 🤣
People back then were made of completely different stuff. Rodney is irreplaceable. ♥
The most amazing thing thing about this man is that he almost never repeats the same joke twice
I just heard him say the pay on advance joke on last video I watched
almost* dickhead.
When he got older you see him always doing the - ‘ ask the guy if that’s your wife ‘ bit . When he says yes then make a look like she’s really horrible looking. Watch him.
Other than that one or some similar he was pretty good
Robert Poole he repeated many of his jokes. How do you think he got so popular, his no respect jokes are what made him.
The great thing about Rodney is when he repeats the same joke, you still laugh.
"For Christmas All I Got Was Batteries! Toys Not Included!" I miss Rodney!
Last year for Christmas, I gave my wife a pair of shoes, and a vibrator. I figure that way if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself !!! Rimshot!!
Love how they could deliver a joke without excessive if any profanity!
Are you like 7 years old or something ? Do those mean bad words hurt it's wittle earsies?
@@hunkallgood73 I am just an adult who appreciates the ability to communicate without the use of remedial vulgarity.
@@dreynolds4883 i agree, sometimes, especially with seth rogan type humor (remember sausage party?🤢), it just gets way oversaturated
@screencapped Well, if you wanted to see how big of a douche bag you could possibly be, I'm pretty sure you've succeeded. Well done.
@@dreynolds4883 and I'm an adult who thinks if a comedian is funny enough it shouldn't matter if they're vulgar or not. Humor is humor and I just can't understand why people go out of their way to be offended sometimes.
I've heard his jokes a couple of hundred times and i still laugh at them.
He never did loosen that tie.
Dr. Zoidberg he must of hated wearing ties, or it was a nervous twitch
I know it didn't start out that way if it was later a part of the character, I definitely heard him talk about it being a nervous condition at some point in time; but maybe later on he simply did it for the trademark.
A tight tie is clean af
With the coke he did I’m surprised he knew where he was even at
Dr. Zoidberg lolololol right
" My wife so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch
60 minutes"
You're surely missed Mr. Dangerfield...
I love reading other people’s favorite Rodney jokes.
R.i.p both the legends
There's an art to it to be able to encourage the talent u put on ur show johny carson did that
The way he acknowledged Rodney Dangerfield in every little sentence is commendable
The doctor slapped me and the nurse got a few hits in too. Funny as hell
Nova 2006 Carson laughed for like 20 seconds after that lol
Can someone explain this?
It would've been funny as hell if I'd seen rodney deliver it instead of reading you type it out in the comments first. Enjoy your likes for the joke you repeated
@@No-un1ei Who reads the comments before watching the video? You have nobody to blame but yourself.
@@stanleyjohnson8579 What about the joke can you possibly not understand?
"The bartender asked me, 'What'll you have?' I said, 'Surprise me.' He showed me a naked picture of my wife." ---Rodney
4:50 :)
"I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home the parrot says quick, out the window." Rodney
@@bradford_shaun_murray wrong time stamp
@@myflymkultra268 it's meant for the weird laugh effect only.
"The Kushners' Freddie Mac Loan Wasn't Just Massive. It
Came With Unusually Good Terms, Too"
Johnny, Rodney, two greats who will forever be missed.
One of my all time favorites is .... when I started in showbusines I never got any girls either. One girl told me come on over there's nobody home, I went over THERE WAS NOBODY HOME!!!
That self-deprecating humor he had just resonates with people. He knew the human condition and encouraged us to find the humor in it. A true legend of comedy!
self DEPRECATING, it's not a bank account...
My apologies.
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you know what he meant
He invented a character who invited laughs before he even said a word.
@@DannyFrio and he knew he used the wrong word.
Oh my wife! I always knew she cheated. I got in a cab, I asked the driver where I could find some action, he took me to MY house!
Wow, you watched the video. Good job.
And my kids! Ooh, I got good looking kids! It's a good thing my wife cheats on me!
But for real! You can hardly look at the guy without laughing. He had the gift.
Sex life, you kidding, I've got no sex life. My wife cut me down to once a month. Oh I'm lucky, two guys I know she cut out completely.
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What a crowd ? Started seeing Rodney in the mid 60s, when I was allowed to stay up late for Johnny's show. I remember one ruff place Rodney said he played called "Nunzio's Naugahyde Room". I remember asking my parents what's naugahyde ? I haven't heard him mention this place in any other appearance, except those early black and white shows. Miss him so much.
I love comedy and I had never heard of this man! His material is amazing! He should be regarded as one of the true masters!
When Rodney says he did not get respect as a kid, he tells the bitter truth about his childhood.
Rest in peace Rodney, we miss you.
Take my son, I sat him down for a father to son talk, I said "son, someday you'll have kids of your own", he said "someday you will too"
My fav Rodney one liner...."I know I'm ugly, my proctologist,he stuck his finger in my mouth!
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
One of my favorites
Greatest one ever
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I miss them both. Johnny was an institution. It was a thrill as a kid sneaking into the TV room to watch Johnny late at night while my parents were sleeping. Made me feel like an adult. And Rodney was a treasure. Always funny and always clean. He was like a machine with joke after joke after joke. Yep, miss them both.
One word legendary. I grew up watching his stand up and movie’s. Will not be forgotten.
My fav Rodney one liner...."I know I'm ugly, my proctologist,he stuck his finger in my mouth!
Snorting out loud! Never heard that one. But I do know his proctologist used to work for
for Roto-Rooter.
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"My girlfriend called one night and told me to come over, there was nobody home.I came over. She was right. There was nobody home!"
Lmao...that's a good one. I never knew how funny this guy was.
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And my daughter, she's no bargain either. She failed her driver's test three times. She couldn't get used to the front seat!
With all that’s going on in the world at the moment these clips have given me a good dose of laughter
Such a gifted and talented man
Thank you so much Rodney. You earned everyone’s respect
Rodney was so flipping hilarious!
Why did he even sit down? The stand up routine never stopped lol.
That's a joke after his own heart, I love it!
@@micahphilson hey thanks for the compliment. You're all right!
This comment underrated
The ironic part is, Rodney is one of the most respected stand ups in history
Why is that “ironic”?
@@sacredfire536 because his whole act is telling jokes about how he gets no respect
@@giggyj6343 "i get no respect!" 😂
Lmao y’all fr I guess youre referring to him saying he gets no respect but then i just have to laugh bc literally everyone knows that about this gout.
Danger field stomps the fucking life out of that joke
Duh!
Such a wonderful nostalgia. I always loved sitting at the foot of my parents bed watching Johnny Carson. Absolutely loved his monologue. Came to appreciate how he interviewed his guests. Dangerfield was absolute gold in this video. Just classic. In the video you can see Johnny‘s left hand out of view and then also underneath the desk. I think he had a cigarette that he was waiting to take a puff on after the camera was going to be off him.
Always loved his 1 liners! He was great!
Carson: Let’s welcome Rodn-
Rodney: I’ll take it from here, Johnny.
Whenever Don Rickles was on Carson he was the same way. After his introduction he just took over.
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And Carson let them take over. Unlike that idiot Fallon who never knows when to shut the fuck up.
Elaine Bennes That’s with all of the late night buffoons now.
im 52, kids today have no idea how funny this shit is
Carson was so great. It’s cliche but class act. Check out Buddy Hackett and JC
“I tried to teach my son about the birds and the bees. He taught me about my wife and the butcher.”
I'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
@Throttlebuzz like Fred flintstone driving around with bald feet
"....yeah, I know I'm ugly,...when I was born the doctor slapped my mother."
-Rodney Dangerfield
His jokes never get old & I still love watching Caddyshack & Back to School 🏫🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧
Favorite Rodney joke:"Boy! I'm gettin' old. Gettin' old. The other day I was walking past a cemetery. Guy with a shovel started chasing me!
I loled