McNally Jackin’ | Chapo Trap House
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- Опубліковано 12 бер 2023
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Episode 714 - McNally Jackin’ (3/13/23)
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We’ve got the Silicon Valley Bank collapse, saber rattling over a war against Mexican cartels, plus we meet a delightful new character out of the great state of Tennessee, wish a bittersweet farewell to an old friend, and FINALLY take those damn smoke detectors down a peg or two. All that and a side of meat salad in today’s ep.
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This was one of their best more recent episodes. Every story hit.
You know you guys were losing me for a while but finally taking sides on the issue of fire safety has won me over
Worse carnivore video I ever saw was a raw meat ASMR mukbang. I now understand why gluttony is a sin.
Dear god I’ll never un-know that
It’s an aggro bro eating disorder.
Shout out to China for outlawing that shit
Forget modern ethics, they haven’t even progressed past Aristotle! Please just find moderation in SOMETHING!
That guy is absolutely crawling with foot long parasites.
Even though it’s sort of implied by the lack of comments saying otherwise -
One of the best, in a while.
Best episode of the year, a true popcorn classic
If Baron Harkonnen were southern... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
a new chapo episode can turn a cloudy day into rainbows and sunshine 💖💖💖
Goodnight Rod. Goodnight sweet Prince. May flights of baby-oiled Magyars sing thee to thy rest.
I can't believe I had forgotten about the "primitive root weiner" piece. But, when you're writing so many bangers, it's hard to keep track.
I sincerely would love to see Rod in the Trap House in person to defend his views and explain himself. It would easily be one of if not the greatest Chapo Trap House episode ever.
One of the Greatest podcast episodes of all time
Get Rod and John Kass in there to debate the Chapos, with the Baseball Crank moderating it.
@@feydrautha012 I actually don’t want to hear what John Kass thinks
@@DeadBoneJonesyeah he's just a very boring and depressed racist man. I don't think he would make the greatest interview.
Will fucking loves that one scene from Its a Wonderful Life, this is like the 4th time he references it, and you know what? im here for it
It’s in YOUR app, Shittr, the app that collects data from your shit!
Theres only one way you can truly ease your collective conscience, if you want to do right by Rod, guys.. 😆 You know it, your fans know it. Rod on the Pod! Rod on the Pod!
Rod on the pod! ✊
i prefer "send rod to meet god"
Greetings from Mexico. Everybody down here knows what Lithium Lindsey Graham really wants.
Everyone everywhere knows what Lindsey Graham really wants. He's not very good at hiding it.
Lindsey Graham only wants one thing and it’s disgusting
If baron harkonen were southern! 😂😂😂👍
Gedi Prime shall rise again.
Please put Rod on Chapo. Send him an invitation. I want to hear him.
Never said this before because it's a stupid meme but for the love of God Rod Dreher go on Chapo
The chapo bois 🤝 Megan mcardle
Wishing for less fire safety in apartments.
Carl-Arnold Salute
This is almost as sad as the day the Chicago Tribune let go of John Kass
Glad they brought up the dark professor JP. His twitter has been WILD recently, enraged hornyposting of the highest order
Also just incoherent, like his fingers are trembling uncontrollably as he types
J-SON PETERSON LMAOOOO
I've been putting mercury in his food everytime he comes into the restaurant I serve at.
Firefighters get sooo excited when there is an actual fire, and the call isn't a heart attack, car accident or crazy person.
They’re like excitable dogs.
3:35 cracking open a cold one with THE BOYS
The Lindsay impression blended seamlessly with the actual Lindsay.
Since chapo got Tom Myers on, it’s only fitting rod goes on the Adam friedland show
We see corporate returns now that are roughly equal to where they were in the late 60s, and that was mostly manufacturing profits. But manufacturing was only so profitable because WW2 had destroyed essentially all the world's industrial productive capacity outside of the US. So basically, if we want to ever see profit rates like this from a manufacturing base, we'd need another world war. That's a scary thought, because there are certainly people with the motive and capacity to start one.
Nope. China is too big and connected to be susceptible to that tactic.. Well coordinated encirclement is really all the US has, and that is a grim prospect for the US long term..
Btw: most US manufacturing concerns either market or produce output in China..
Lets do it. I’m bored. My life is shit. I just want to be torn apart by a pack of Boston Dynamics robot dogs while firing my laser rifle.
My man is looking purple af
the cannibal sandwiches are based on german Mett (of course they are Wisconsin is basically Germany), but those arent made from regular ground beef and have to be made fresh daily. Never liked them but its still pretty popular.
The midwest is basically the Holy Roman Empire
@@samzeng159 hahahah
I keep my money inside reptiles
Holy shit I was thinking about the root Weiner line the other day.
These carnivore people ignoring humanities creation invention of fire. While they're at it can they ignore the wheel so we can become less car dependent
Randy McNally is the least bad Southern Republiican politician. Bless his heart.
Big fan of his maps.
Guys, you gotta buy your property. Wife and I bought our new construction house three years ago and our detectors haven't gone off once. That's the glory of ownership. The one positive. The smoke detectors aren't for real.
I think Chapo has the opportunity to have a renaissance if things keep happening, good episodes require good stories, and fortunately everything seems to be falling apart despite everybody's attempts to apply duct tape to this sinking ship
if things keep happening? so literally no matter what? Chapo doesn't need a renaissance
If the next episode isn't an intervention for Felix, I'm no longer going to think about considering possibly subbing with the lowest amount possible on pateron.
Thinking about subbing with the lowest amount on Patreon is the highest form of flattery.
Comedy has historically shown us that Jews can be prone to physical comedy bits like slipping on a banana peel or, like Felix, dropping a large novelty piano on your foot. People saying this isn’t true are doing antisemitism and I won’t stand for it anymore
I used to do onsite testing at fire depts all across the US. I can say the finest tp I have ever used was at firehouses. No expense spared.
Reserve requirement ratio has been 0.0 since March 2020, so I guarantee there's gonna be more and bigger bank collapses. Ya think banks are maintaining 10% if they don't have to?
i grew up in green bay and we called cannibal sandwiches "shit on a shingle". i only ever heard parents reminiscing about them, never knew anyone who still ate it lol
Felix forgetting whether the name is "Hawley" or "Hallway" at 56:37.
Reminds me of when I started intentionally confusing Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton with each other as a bit and after a while I genuinely couldn’t remember who the fuck was the one from True Lies anymore
C01 Detector. Dioxide is toxic but stable. Monoxide is Oxygen-hungry and pretty highly detrimental. Keep your chimneys clean.
You are doing atheismo's work.
Sounds like Matt just has a filthy oven.
Shai-hulud sized tapeworm....that'll put you off both Dune and steak tartare. Best not to use that box of steak-ums for homemade tartare
Get to eat all the delicious raw meat you want and stay skinny. What’s the downside?
@@Gum_Cuzzlerparasites aggressively tickling your intestines both large and small.
astoundingly "If Books Could Kill" just taught me last week that around the time of Clash of Civilizations there was an alternate theory that drug cartels were going to be the major opponent to liberal democracy.
This fire safety talk reminds me of my old job at a university theater. Had the fire alarm go off during a concert by the university president's old high school buddy's band. One of the band members starting giving a monologue speech about how great the concert was while the alarms were going off and people were supposed to be evacuating. Then the campus safety officer couldn't figure out what was causing the alarm to go off so he just turned it off and let everyone back in and the concert continued.
Oh, hey guys 👋🏾
Jane Fonda being a real one is so refreshing. My new fetish is radical leftism on daytime television
In regards to steak when you said well I was very worried. You saved it!
I’m pretty sure I saw a tweet weeks ago at Mahkaela where the model/dominatrix at the man milking hospital looked like Mahkaela and it was “Dr Peterman is back in the hospital again 😢. Pray for him.” Proper use of Twitter.
It’s kind of cool that taking bumps was a part of being a woman in the 1800s
Alcoholism + chronic dehydration = our red rep.
Felix sounds like he's on Valium.
Vocal fry def has an uncanny resemblance to benzo use
I'm gay
big fan of the gays
❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥
We're all gay
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong gym. Cumtown is down the street.
@@DeadBoneJones A gay never comments in the wrong gym. He comments precisely where he means to.
RIP Rod ❤️
I had no idea Jane Fonda was based
Speaking of Lithium, we found Lithium in Kashmir too
Dry boys at it again!
Fantastic Lindsey Graham impression will
“South Bronx Paradise baby!”
Carl Brutananadilewski
RIP to Rod. Good night sweet prince
As a Mark Knopfler fan, I loved that shoutout.
Six figures a year for that shit. Amazing.
Leave this hero alone
Being an alcoholic is better than this (life)
Jackin' off!
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@@twistedoperator4422 Big if true
Bustin makes me feel good
Yo, Christman, Jay K from Wausau, WI here. Cannibal sandwich, we call it wildcat, still a thing in northern Wisconsin. Totally comfortable going to any grocery store in Wausau and getting ground sirloin that I’ll mow raw with some onion and pepper. That’s a lie, I’ve only gotten wildcat from Townline Market and Zillman’s butcher in the last 20yrs, but wildcat’s still alright man.
Das heißt Mett Bruder
Thats pretty barbaric
Don't forget, Pieter Thiel put all this in motion. I'm sure he didn't have anything nefarious planned for the future of the American finance.
Poor Will trying to get a word in edgewise and Matt won't let him 🤣
Let Matt cook!
If Will wanted to speak over him , he would. Will brought Matt on the show in the first place exactly because he fires off like that
literal ass sloppy steaks 💦🥩
Klute, China Syndrome, They Shoot Horses Don't They, Jane Fonda is easily one of the greats
Barbarella still fucking rules
I was SO HAPPY when Felix brought up the """""""""""""based""""""""""""" raw meat dieters
Also if someone gets steak tartare no one is pretending it is something my neanderthal ancestor ate
Lindsay Graham has jsut watched a lot of Sicario.
Firefighting Chapo episode please three stooges style
I can’t believe Prometheus feminised the western man like that. Prometheus? More like Silversteineus.
Randy Bobandy
33:00
Did I miss the badmouthing of A24? Or do they have a deal with that company and are dialing it back now?
A24 won at Oscars that’s probably why
that's the way you do it. money for nothing. chicks for free
I love Felix’s laugh huhuhuhu
D'oh
Don't think, just smile
It’s not even worth pointing out that pretty much all of these people tweeting to bail out depositors were posting about how forgiving 10k in student loans was almost single handily causing all the inflation. It’s their phoney baloney critique about how you’re gifting Madison Avenue lawyers and tech CEO’s but actually real this time.
I found the sink steak video ua-cam.com/video/RGeHXM3yxU8/v-deo.html
What drink was Felix crackin?
Bruh firefighters see horrifying things and get PTSD
fire bad!
Firefighters are everything cops should be
- only come when called
- show up, solve the problem, and leave
- aren’t narcs
- never shoot anyone
- never argue they are oppressed
Sometimes they can't get coffee flavored coffee.
@@52flyingbicycles - are hot (or at least that's what American sitcoms told me)
@@52flyingbicycles This is crucial. Firefighters and police come from the same pools of applicants and their unions have the same kind of capture over municipal politics, yet nobody hates or is even distrustful of firefighters because there's nothing in their job that gives them power to boss you around or threaten to kill you.
A certain show was talking about the pointlessness of the war on drugs and showing how poverty is really the result of liberal capitalism Felix but I think you dismissed it because the creator was a bit cringe.
As one should
Is felix alright? His speech sounds a bit slurred than usual
he sounded back to normal in this ep tbh
Yes, shush the fuck up he's back. Everyone's back. It's over an hour. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay .
He has chronic melting disease from vaping so much
@@hyperionman420we're all gay down here
It’s because he’s got the saliva output of a Cane Corso
Will seriously needs to train himself out of saying 'like' every 2 words
Like seriously.
Chairman Xi is love.
Gay
Gay is the new homo
God, Felix is so unfunny
Sorry, I'm not gay.
@@philesq9595 Nobody is gay listening to Felix's jokes