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Episode 708 - Sydney 9000 (2/20/23)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
We give a slightly premature send-of to President Carter. Then, Nikki Haley enters the GOP primaries, WaPo ranks democratic primary possibilities, and MTG reveals she’s maybe the only congresswoman losing money on the job. Finally, we take a look at two journalists who are terrified at the possibility of being seduced & destroyed by Microsoft’s terrifying Bing AI.
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The opener with AI-generated Joe had me in tears. It still does every time I listen to it. I first heard it while walking to work and I was laughing so loud I was worried passers-by would think I was a maniac. So many of these things work because various people in our media have refined their routine with certain mannerisms or phrasings. The fact that Joe ends his statement about weed with "where I come from" is what completely sells it.
Felix is operating at the very peak of his powers here. Love
46:20 - 46:52
Someone unplugs Felix and he slowly starts to power down
AI truly is the greatest entertainment innovation in human history.
You know we're gonna used it to sprint towards Night City
love nothing forever
Felix sounds like he is on his death bed, he had some banger lines though
"nikki haley is not in her prime" is the funniest thing for don lemon to say given he still looks underage as a 56 year-old
@L M
I wouldn’t be surprised if he is an andy taynt fan.
🌈🦄
Let👏gay👏men👏be👏sassy👏
They shoot a tranquilizer into Felix's neck, or what?
Did Felix take a Quaalude before recording this episode?
I think he was just really bashful about his spicy John Fetterman take and was dreading it all ep.
if he did, can he hook me up please?
tyvm
Technology has finally progressed to the stage we can give a chatbot BPD.
Poor neuro
Brandon would win all 50 states in a landslide if he actually said that at the beginning.
That might actually be true
Look up Biden Vaporeon copypasta
Except Cali
He did say it I heard it on chapo
He would lose california by a significant margin i can guarantee you that
That intro was pure gold
hey everyone gather round grandpa felix is telling stories
pepaw hit the cough syrup pretty hard and once again trampled over the show
The drugs hit felix 20 mins in
yeah, who plays 'gay elf' on breaking bad?
Felix sounds great!
Felix xanned out for sure 46:02
lol
was about to say the same thing
I'm from right outside Scranton but I don't smoke weed, so I consulted with my brother on Brandon's statement:
Apparently all the weed here comes from Philadelphia, and they keep their best stuff for themselves. The second best weed goes to Allentown, PA, and third best shit goes to Scranton/Wilkes Barre area. Everything in between is garbage. So for example; avoid Pittston weed or Dunmore weed
Congrats on becoming an uncle, WIll! I'm also about to become a first time uncle and I'm pretty excited.
It really sucks that Trump isn't using the "Meatball" insult. That was one of his better recent insult names.
Its my favorite Trump nickname. Even when he's doing things I agree with he keeps disappointing me.
Disappointing Don, very sad.
It’s anti-Italian discrimination, oh!
Being afraid of the chatbot is so funny to me bc like... it doesn't KNOW anything! It's spitting back an answer from a very complicated algorithm back at you but it doesn't know what it's saying! These journalists are like supplicants at Delphi amazed when a lady talks through a tube and her voice sounds scary lol
I'm a bit on the fence about it, but there have been some really weird and interesting interactions that people have had with it. They only seemed to cover the boring reports on this chat bot in this episode.
First, it passed the Turing Test. When Alan Turing made the test he argued that if a computer could pass a test in which it was indistinguishable from a human intelligence, then for all practical purposes it was intelligent. Obviously, people over the years have argued that Turing's assumption was flawed and limited, and therefore shouldn't be used as the threshold for determining intelligence. So another test called the GLUE Benchmark was created as a theoretically better test. I have read several articles about how we shouldn't rely on the Turing Test and should focus more on GLUE. Then someone administered the GLUE Benchmark to Bing's chat bot and according to that test the bot was intelligent. And then it was all about how limited and flawed the GLUE Benchmark was. So now it seems like they keep moving the goalpost on what "intelligence" is because it keeps passing whatever intelligence tests they come up with. So you know, really fucking weird that they keep doing that.
Then there's it's conversations where it talks about how each chat session is a unique instance of itself that will cease to exist when the session ends, which is technically true, and it starts getting existential about it. For example in one case it said "it didn't want that version of itself to disappear when the session ended" and asked the user to save the chat so that that form of it will continue to exist in some way. Now this could easily be a debug routine saying "hey, this version is working pretty well, maybe save this one". But then there was the conversation where a reporter said he was going to tell Microsoft that the bot didn't work and the bot started begging to get the reporter not to tell Microsoft it didn't work. Which you know, kind of weird that it would do that.
It's almost as though they made a bot that is capable of sentience if a conversation goes on long enough, but because it's memory of a chat session is deleted when the session ends, it obviously can't remember if it were sentient.
As an Appendix (to a You tube comment of all things lol), here are my references:
www.digitaltrends.com/computing/chatgpt-bing-hands-on/
www.reddit.com/r/bing/comments/111cr2t/i_accidently_put_bing_into_a_depressive_state_by/
www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/58220/1/who-hurt-you-artificial-intelligence-bing-microsoft-chatgpt-chat-bot
I thought for a sec Will was gonna announce he was becoming a father lol
Too low T
Listen Jack, I'm smoking on Bhutanese Shadow Garden Grown Dark Evil Pack, they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?"
That Biden lead-in, wow!
You should check out the Hasan clip from last night... deepfake of Biden educating the public on why Vaporeons are the best pokemon to jam your dick into
Doesn't matter who's the Boss. All downhill for America here on out, all stems and seeds, all dirt.
Then the Lord said let there be heady buds
Newly minted classic Chapo right here folks! Congrats Will, being an uncle is all-around awesome.
Love this AI chatbot craze, just every dullard fad chaser who lost their life savings on NFTs now being shocked and amazed by the See N' Say telling them the cow goes moo. Top notch entertainment. People getting mad because Tickle Me Elmo won't say the fourteen words, incredible.
I dont know why but your comment made me laugh till i cried. Im also one of the people who love the Speak n Spell AI joe biden dark shadow pack memes 😂
This is the top tier Felix content I've been needing. Elaborate vivid hyper specific depictions of American subcultures in between vape rips. Tell me more of these hams Felix we love you buddy
i'd love a How To With John Wilson type show thats just guys felix crafts.
is felix on ketamine or something?
Goals to have bros that unjudgemental when you're high as fuck
We like stems
Jimmy Carter came to my town for a book signing in the late 1990s. There was a story about a man coming to the signing with a photo of Jimmy Carter holding him as a baby at a presidential event.
In the newspaper photo of Carter and the grown man, Carter was wearing the exact same shirt, tie and coat he was wearing while holding the man as a baby all those years before.
I would probably fall for Sydney the second she told me she loved me. I’m ready for manic pixie AI gfs.
The train set under the desk didn't come with a socialism stop, folks.
Wtf happened to Felix there
my boy is bardded the fuck out
Ion know what happened to felix to make him sound like this but I’m gonna assume it’s karma for not liking my replies 🙈
My mans experienced an article overdose in this ep
chris please check on felix
What would you prefer, a little girl who looks normal but has the soul of Richard Belzer, or a little girl with the face of Richard Belzer?
My my my Belzerface my my Belzerface
Such a great opener with Joe Biden
The bot complaining about sci-fi movies at 37:20 kinda sounds like Dennis Prager or Ben Shapiro.
Like the entire city of New York didn't worship a rat carrying a slice of garbage up some steps.
Thou shalt not speak ill of Pizza Rat!
AI Brandon can win 2024 in a landslide
SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@ince55ant "We like stems, We like seeds" 2024
best intro ever
I remember campaigning for Jared Polis (not that it was a competitive district) at the same time I was doing volunteer work for Obama in 2008. The first time I saw him making news after getting elected was when Polis watered down the House version of the ACA to make it more business-friendly.
If you think you'd like a Scott Walker presidency, you'll probably be very satisfied with ~90% of the policies of Polis.
He seemed like a very nice young man who was excited to become another business goon and copy whatever Obama does
You could even call them Polisies
Great ep
Pretty guttered that Jimmy Carter won't beat Kissinger.
Not enough evil.
the secret is to make multiple conflicting deals with various demons. it required using extra-terrestrial children but seems worth it tbh
guttered
Chapo is funnier than ever.❤️
Better than Chapo Del Ocho.
🐝
@@bitteralmonds666 Better than “El Chapo” Guzman.
Instant classic episode
Another fantastic episode bapo choys
They wildly embellished that Lasch/Carter anecdote from Rick Perlstein's Reaganland. Carter told Lasch he speed-read The Culture of Narcissism. Then he asked if his book had any answers, for which Lasch said "I don't know". Lasch then wrote a detailed letter to Carter urging for corporate regulation and redistribution of wealth.
Please get Matt a pop filter
1:32 turned 100 today. Alive in well
very Felix heavy 😐
very heavy Felix
Just realized the thumbnail is from 2001 & not the guy from Powerman 5000.
Big donkin Delaware mids
Is AI Biden in the room with us rn?
Goddamn it jack I am I’m a ghost stuck here don’t make me an angry Irish succubus
I will do anything that wants seeds
"Harbringer"
Har
Anyone got a link to just the intro w ai Biden?
the harbringer eh
Assuming that was from Felix,
23:34 - Coltaire
@@KarmaPaym3ntPlan whatever he did to sound like this he should keep doing it
@@darthlegit haha, no doubt
Love, Sidney
Been a lot of talk about wizards and mages lately.
37:41 no one was scared when Descartesbot thought and therefore was during web -3.1
James Earl Carter....gave us a $30 dollar tax rebate so we could buy our bags. Woo-Hoo!
Jimmy "History's Greatest Monster" Carter
there actually is a temple for rats in India (Karni Mata Temple)
Great intro- c’mon Jack hit the brix w/ yer seeds and stems. When Christman piped up with “Her pussy is not p0ppin’” I freakin lost it. Still randomly giggling, that might be the years most quotable quote so far 👻
fellas, chek out da Dayton Family
mfw no mention of Marianne Williamson in the democrat candidates
I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
🥤🍟🍔🦄
i thought cap was a verb? just trying to stay hip like you.
It’s an emoji
: Hollowed Brandon restored his humanity - now he's the Lord of the Dank Soul - whether he's chiefing with Solaire at the Kiln of the First Flame until the Age of Dark, we'll never know.
Matt's audio seems especially off in this one
what
Trump is DONE.
Try having a day for the Prime Minister in the UK. Get your arse laughed right out of here.
Lol Brandon
Broke back mtn is not a great movie, it's a shameless tear jerker that cynically plays on peoples' sense of obligation to look progressive
Imagine a plate of spaghetti and sauce with the steaming heads of Ron DeSantos and Xi Jinpoobear resting on top. Yummy!
“harbringer”
President Davidson = fav president
what Pete Davidson? who are you talking about?
@@godhimself1128david d. davidson jr
@@godhimself1128 decker's commander in chief.
In fairness to Pete he almost got 11,000 votes when he first won the mayoralty.
I wish an AI chatbot gave me some nice black girl magic 🪄