Oh yeah it's no biggie we just got local police forces publically announcing that they alone supercede state and federal law and can determine guilt through intuition alone like Judge Dredd. Healthy society stuff.
I am... _the law._ Except Dredd would _never_ supercede his legal authority. He wasn't a vigilante, that's just the way the legal system works in his universe. He's a fascist, but he does things by the book, dammit. The exact opposite of these punks. These guys are more like the villains from that one Dirty Harry film where there's cops going around assassinating criminals, or evil Judges that Judge Dredd would have to fight in order to save Megacity One.
"Mister Donald Trump I love you so much, thank you for being here to honor my sister's passing" "If I'm being honest with you, Sheets, it should be you in that box"
after the amount of names chapo refers to that I've never heard of, it's nice seeing Mat in particular not having a damn clue who they're talking about.
The act is called Diamond AND SILK and he says to her face that he's never even heard of her? We know that they have met - there is video evidence of this. And presumably it was Silk's people who invited Trump to the funeral? I know DT is a GOAT poster and his lack of any sort of social conditioning is often funny, but damn this is pathetic. Call me a lib but it really does feel bad that he was president.
44:30 Brett Cooper is a female clone of Ben Shapiro that has a channel of fake livestream clips in her bedroom that looks like a Linus Tech Tips set. It's pretty much the conservative answer to Hasanabi.
I lost it when Felix said, any of these analogies have the structural integrity of a regular lawn chair under Jason Whitlock 🤣😂😆 and also when Matt called Jason Whitlock George R-Word Martin, Jason is most definitely intellectually disabled.
The point about that lawyer being Mormon is 100 percent true. My family is incredibly Mormon, although my close family don't practice at all, and it's basically three families that all married into the other at the same level, like my Dad's sister is married to my Mom's Sister's Husband's Brother, its hilarious, and my most Mormon aunt has one son who is a Geologist and entirely studies fossils and rocks in Utah, and the other is a translator who translates religious documents into Russian and slavic languages. To this day, about once a year missionaries will come to my parent's house on bike and ask my dad the specific street in salt lake he grew up on, and they all know it and have friends living there. Mormonism is so fucking funny.
God forbid somebody missed something the 911 responder said over the phone and asked them to repeat what they said while in a state of sheer terror and panic.
While I generally don't hold Chapo's antipathy toward law enforcement, the prevalence of "cop" culture is so odd. They should indeed have a state or reservation all to themselves.
Sheriffs are crooked as shit, but hell, at least they're elected. My sheriff seems to be "alright", I mean, I live in rural Louisiana (and not the black part), so he's probably just as crazy of any of these guys they're talking about. But in my experience the state troopers are the real abusive unchecked shitheads.
@@joshuamarx8209 Not totally sure what you're getting at. They most certainly are elected, even if the creatures that enforce their will aren't. I'm not saying that them being beholden to their constituents only one day every four years is at all a good thing.
Folks Rheagar Targyrian has treated me very unfairly everyone says how strong I was then gods I was strong after the Trident I just wanted to kiss my handsome generals
I proudly have no idea what these dude are talking about with the crowder/game of thrones thing I got bored 9 minutes into G.O.T. Also Candace Owen looks like a funko pop
That Song of Ice & Fire bit was appallingly bad. Also telling that there's zero mention of who's Dolorous Edd, the best character. Or maybe that's correct... I can't think of many real people who are funny and sexy enough to be our world's Dolorous Edd.
Calling Brandon, Pycell is maybe giving him too much credit… Pycell’s incompetence and absentmindedness was a complex rouse… he did fuck Roz (ie: Kamala) and got it for free cause she believed his rouse, so maybe it’s actually a perfect comparison 😂
I like how they spend a whole hour laughing at someone (vaxxed btw) who died and then call trumpets pigs for thinking Trump's mean comment was funny. Even though they and everyone else thought it was funny
@@ItsOgre Trump is basically the upper middle class suburban hog's idealized American Dream. He's their idea of classy, even though he has a brain made of rotting cabbage, is incredibly fucking queeny, his idea of decor is using colours and patterns a toddler would choose and everything he touches turns to complete dog shit but he still fails his way upwards. He's THE perfect American, so they have to love and worship him. To do otherwise would mean they'd realize what a husk he is and then they'd have to face the realization that their existence is also completely hollow and meaningless.
Why is it impossible to believe that a healthcare product that wasnt adequately tested could cause harm/death? Because you know, that has NEVER happened before.. So its impossible.
@@freakyzed8467 that’s a pretty huge assumption..that there is no good evidence. Fairly easy to find, but no amount of evidence would convince a Covidian.
It's totally possible to believe, you just don't have any good evidence. Every claim of anti-vaxxers has been completely falsified, and all they are ever left with is an unshakeable sense of incredulity based on nothing that they can point to.
Collapsing athletes - you have heard of them, yeah? N there is actually documented proof of self-spreading vaccines. Also, there's a white paper suggesting the ethical thing to do w 'implementing improvements' on humans is to do so without their knowledge or consent. So...maybe you guys should do better research before trying to pick something apart...?
Yeah dude those athletes collapsed because of the vaccine and definitely not because they push their bodies to the fucking absolute limit and engage in the most brutal mainstream sport (football) If you're going to do the 'um actually this study shows' thing, fucking link the study your referencing. Otherwise you might as well say 'well a talking dog on a foggy morning told me'
uh-huh... if the vaccine spreads itself, why waste all the money making a bunch of shots to give people. Why not just vaccinate a couple globo-homo agents and have them wander around coughing on people? Idiot.
@@ugliestjbfan4040 - Yeah, dude. N they've been doing it for decades. But somehow, only in the past year or so the incidents have increased something like 1000%
He probably thought diamond and silk were the same person
man thought it was Pokemon games a servant once bought Barron
without a doubt
Matt confirming his identity as a grumpy old curmudgeon with the use of the word "poppycock"
Oh yeah it's no biggie we just got local police forces publically announcing that they alone supercede state and federal law and can determine guilt through intuition alone like Judge Dredd. Healthy society stuff.
Burgerlanders gonna Burger ...
Not far off. The Cursed Earth, where law and civilization collapsed.
I am... _the law._
Except Dredd would _never_ supercede his legal authority. He wasn't a vigilante, that's just the way the legal system works in his universe. He's a fascist, but he does things by the book, dammit. The exact opposite of these punks.
These guys are more like the villains from that one Dirty Harry film where there's cops going around assassinating criminals, or evil Judges that Judge Dredd would have to fight in order to save Megacity One.
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I liked that he thinks that there are brisk, 15 minute funerals.
Wow Felix really said "L Ron deFatass" when L Ron Tubbard was right there.
Give Matt a raise for the "George R-word Martin" zinger
george hard r martin
George Double reacharound Martin
"Mister Donald Trump I love you so much, thank you for being here to honor my sister's passing"
"If I'm being honest with you, Sheets, it should be you in that box"
My emotional Ferrari needs a tune-up.
Puffco & Chapo is an undefeated morning combo 💨
I wanna know who the Khal Drogo is that's going to pour molten gold on Ron Desantis' head.
Lauren Boebert...
I did some thinking about it and I think it’s Ramzan Kadyrov
So sad Diamond couldn't stick around for episode 700.
I got the Pfizer vaccine and now I can't stop violently T-bagging the people I frag in Halo
after the amount of names chapo refers to that I've never heard of, it's nice seeing Mat in particular not having a damn clue who they're talking about.
Crowder rejected MLB money to work about the same amount of 2 hour days in a year as there are games in 6 months.
happy 700 eps boys, now get back to work!!!!
Diamond and Silk sound like a female tag team wrestling team.
Porno double team more like it.
George R Word Martin is Matt all timer
George "R-Word" Martin
That line alone made listening to that whole analogy worth it.
Sometimes the most childish lines are the funniest.
George 'Hard-R' Martin
Pulling out the Audie Murphy referance in a joke is an automatic G.O.A.T list nomination. Well done sir.
Apparently diamonds are not forever
The act is called Diamond AND SILK and he says to her face that he's never even heard of her? We know that they have met - there is video evidence of this. And presumably it was Silk's people who invited Trump to the funeral? I know DT is a GOAT poster and his lack of any sort of social conditioning is often funny, but damn this is pathetic. Call me a lib but it really does feel bad that he was president.
Maybe he thought the dead woman’s name was Diamond Ensilk.
@@josephkolar3443 That's true. We can't count out that possibility.
Love a good Audie Murphy name drop. Such a deep cut.
Robert Trump Baratheon smashing Rhaegar “Grayden Carter” Targaryen’s bad food restaurants on the Ruby Ford
Rhaegar Grayden Carter and Lyanna Kelly Loeffler eloped together, do not trust Baratheon propaganda
I can't believe they don't know Brett "fem-shabibo" Cooper.
And nor should they...
That intro beat goes so HARD 🔥 👌 🕺
I need that Emotional Ferrari™ to recover from The Devil ending in Cyberpunk 2077.
@1:01:10 - that wikis shit is precisely the sort of thing Felix is capable of that blows my mind
44:30 Brett Cooper is a female clone of Ben Shapiro that has a channel of fake livestream clips in her bedroom that looks like a Linus Tech Tips set.
It's pretty much the conservative answer to Hasanabi.
So she’s a Greek baddy? 🥺👉👈
Abolish Sheriff Departments.
Abolish the fed
Abolish the Unite States
Sheriff's are elected. So you're against democracy now?
@@MikeLiteraus excellent non sequitur
@@MikeLiteraus Feds are elected too
I lost it when Felix said, any of these analogies have the structural integrity of a regular lawn chair under Jason Whitlock 🤣😂😆 and also when Matt called Jason Whitlock George R-Word Martin, Jason is most definitely intellectually disabled.
Trump is truly one of the great Yakubian leaders of all time. 🐐
The point about that lawyer being Mormon is 100 percent true. My family is incredibly Mormon, although my close family don't practice at all, and it's basically three families that all married into the other at the same level, like my Dad's sister is married to my Mom's Sister's Husband's Brother, its hilarious, and my most Mormon aunt has one son who is a Geologist and entirely studies fossils and rocks in Utah, and the other is a translator who translates religious documents into Russian and slavic languages. To this day, about once a year missionaries will come to my parent's house on bike and ask my dad the specific street in salt lake he grew up on, and they all know it and have friends living there. Mormonism is so fucking funny.
"Jabba the Hutt of sports broadcasting" Illyrio was right there.
Ah I should have waited
A minor point, I know, but neither Britney Grenier nor Brienne of Tarth are non-binary.
great slop as always for us hogs, thanks boys
The OJ Da Juiceman reference 💀💀
“huh???” = jail.
God forbid somebody missed something the 911 responder said over the phone and asked them to repeat what they said while in a state of sheer terror and panic.
Remember fellas, don't chapoff, chapon.
Very good episode, especially talking about gambo. Folks, we love chapo talking about gambo, don't we?
"R-word Martin" made me fucking lose it
While I generally don't hold Chapo's antipathy toward law enforcement, the prevalence of "cop" culture is so odd. They should indeed have a state or reservation all to themselves.
Yeah they suck; but what else are you gonna do with a Capitalist political economy?
Sheriffs are crooked as shit, but hell, at least they're elected. My sheriff seems to be "alright", I mean, I live in rural Louisiana (and not the black part), so he's probably just as crazy of any of these guys they're talking about. But in my experience the state troopers are the real abusive unchecked shitheads.
@@banjo304 Elected. Lol. Ok buddy 😃
@@joshuamarx8209 Not totally sure what you're getting at. They most certainly are elected, even if the creatures that enforce their will aren't. I'm not saying that them being beholden to their constituents only one day every four years is at all a good thing.
@@Horsemanray Or Simi Valley
Omg I'm remembering Phil Hartmans SNL character Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer 😆 🤣
Our big sweaty Yakubian King folks 👑
Canadian Jordan Peterson cares about the “Realm” 😂
Folks Rheagar Targyrian has treated me very unfairly everyone says how strong I was then gods I was strong after the Trident I just wanted to kiss my handsome generals
Hilary would be Olenna, not much would change, and ppl who love Olenna would finally hate how awful a person she is
@@toprope_ Idk I see her more as Rheagar the hier apparent he defeated to take the throne "I'm just chilling at the bottom of the red fork"
@@toprope_ Hillary poisons Joe Biden with adrenachrome
So he thinks most of the GoT characters are mostly good. makes sense
Three artists in concert
Lawn chair
Moon and Stars
R-Word Martin
RIP syd barrett RIP richard wright
I think the hit it on the nail. Trump gives permission and approval, for people. To be nasty,violent, greedy, to their heart’s desires.
Building off Reagan and Bush
@@rikmichaels9233 i totally agree.
El Ron DeFatass 😆
Oj da juice man reference? Ok!!!
People bringing back shaky legs, trump being an asshole just by being himself. It’s like a rewind ⏪
Jason Whitlock is a man permanently on one..
This was a very good episode
Never forgive GOT
Ever.
700 episodes, Jesus christ
Muhammad
slik was my wife r.i.p
Sources say she was charging her Galaxy s7
I think at least a small part of all of us is gonna really miss ding dong donny once he's gone tbfh
Tywin Lannister is clearly Poppy. Musk is new money
Rip Big Scarr
Damn conservatives just really don't read books and have ni media literacy. That GOT rundown was tragic. My guy knows nothing.
They should talk about HotD!
Silk was flava flave
Libelous
@@jtt24251 just in the way she was comic relief and didn't say much in terms of the message. ♥️
Yes, Will just said that 'there's good stuff from the Diamond funeral.'
More ways to incarnate people.
Tucker Carlson is Karl fkn Tanner!!
Maniac Wizard Cop
I proudly have no idea what these dude are talking about with the crowder/game of thrones thing
I got bored 9 minutes into G.O.T.
Also Candace Owen looks like a funko pop
She certainly has the brain of a Funko Pop
Forehead wider than her shoulders
@@Mark-jr6ld more like "candice b i t c h land planes on that forehead" am I write, my dawgs
You need to clear away, all the gypsum from your brain… and face the truth, face the pain… drive home.
Steven Wilson.
lol airborne toxic event, used it too early
That Song of Ice & Fire bit was appallingly bad. Also telling that there's zero mention of who's Dolorous Edd, the best character. Or maybe that's correct... I can't think of many real people who are funny and sexy enough to be our world's Dolorous Edd.
God I fucking love Dolorous Edd
700 episodes. like sand through the hourglass
KKKops in ameikkka .
rip bozo
..........Diamond.
I just wanted to say I'm a sovereign citizen. Common law, GATTICA! 😭🤣😂
George Foreman reference>>>>Tom Brady
It's a cult of the grift.
THIS ISN'T STOPPING TRUMP! DO BETTER CHAPO!!!
AaaaaaaH!!!
Is this a bit
Why would they want to stop him? He nearly destroyed capitalism singlehandedly
@@grahamcarpenter691 Uhh wrong. Fact Check: China destroyed capitalism singlehandedly. Blumpf tried to stop China.
Calling Brandon, Pycell is maybe giving him too much credit… Pycell’s incompetence and absentmindedness was a complex rouse… he did fuck Roz (ie: Kamala) and got it for free cause she believed his rouse, so maybe it’s actually a perfect comparison 😂
that deleted scene where Tywin bullies Pycell into dropping his act for a minute & his limp instantly goes away was cool as hell
Can Felix please relate information to a sport other than MMA? Please, just talk football or hockey.
I'm begging you.
Dude he doesn't like any other sport. Matt and Will are proper sports fans, hell even Amber loved the Pacers.
Whoa, whoa, eeeeaasyy........
If this podcast didn't have Felix relate things to MMA i would stop listening
Like either of those are any less brain damaged lol
@@berdyderg900 yeah sportsball is fine, it's the Capitalism that sucks I think.
Do you enjoy anything at all?
More like Guano Crap House 😉
I like how they spend a whole hour laughing at someone (vaxxed btw) who died and then call trumpets pigs for thinking Trump's mean comment was funny. Even though they and everyone else thought it was funny
They're grifters, what do you expect from this low IQ crowd?
Someone made a comment and yt is hiding it.
Ain’t no way the guy with a norm pic is complaining about laughing at people who died
I didn't even know she was sick
@@ItsOgre Trump is basically the upper middle class suburban hog's idealized American Dream. He's their idea of classy, even though he has a brain made of rotting cabbage, is incredibly fucking queeny, his idea of decor is using colours and patterns a toddler would choose and everything he touches turns to complete dog shit but he still fails his way upwards. He's THE perfect American, so they have to love and worship him. To do otherwise would mean they'd realize what a husk he is and then they'd have to face the realization that their existence is also completely hollow and meaningless.
Why is it impossible to believe that a healthcare product that wasnt adequately tested could cause harm/death? Because you know, that has NEVER happened before.. So its impossible.
It's not impossible to think that, but if you have no good evidence to support your thoughts then why do you believe them?
@@freakyzed8467 that’s a pretty huge assumption..that there is no good evidence. Fairly easy to find, but no amount of evidence would convince a Covidian.
It's totally possible to believe, you just don't have any good evidence. Every claim of anti-vaxxers has been completely falsified, and all they are ever left with is an unshakeable sense of incredulity based on nothing that they can point to.
An ossified dogturd rattling around in your skull where your brain use to be.
@@deathmagneto-soy 😆😆damn dude
Collapsing athletes - you have heard of them, yeah?
N there is actually documented proof of self-spreading vaccines. Also, there's a white paper suggesting the ethical thing to do w 'implementing improvements' on humans is to do so without their knowledge or consent. So...maybe you guys should do better research before trying to pick something apart...?
Yeah dude those athletes collapsed because of the vaccine and definitely not because they push their bodies to the fucking absolute limit and engage in the most brutal mainstream sport (football)
If you're going to do the 'um actually this study shows' thing, fucking link the study your referencing. Otherwise you might as well say 'well a talking dog on a foggy morning told me'
uh-huh... if the vaccine spreads itself, why waste all the money making a bunch of shots to give people. Why not just vaccinate a couple globo-homo agents and have them wander around coughing on people? Idiot.
@@ugliestjbfan4040 - Yeah, dude. N they've been doing it for decades. But somehow, only in the past year or so the incidents have increased something like 1000%
@@ugliestjbfan4040 - Gee, I linked a study. Wonder why it censored me...? It was PubMed, so...hmm, goshdarn it!
Antivaxxers are impossibly stupid.
I'm gay first!
Woot
Ha, gaaaaay!
Hell yeah!
"That's not possible sir"
I agree with Trump. There is nothing worse than a long social event. Going to a restaurant and having to talk to people for 4 hours is absolute agony.
Holy shit it's gonna be okay der bud..
dawg if you can’t enjoy vibing with the homies why are u even a communist
You are alienated, comrade.
You should relax more and try to vibe
Communist larpers exposing themselves.
I've never seen GoT so all that shit by the babylon bee guy is so much more cringe to me
It's just awful either way