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    Episode 794 - Gooneiform feat. Stavros Halkias (1/1/24)
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    Stavvy baby joins us to ring in the New Year with some talk on Christmas gift-giving, review some recent comedic offerings from Israeli TV and Tucker Carlson’s X show, and finally to look at some of recent political developments in the great city of Baltimore and state of Maryland.
    Watch Stav’s special “Fat Rascal”, streaming now on Netflix.
    And listen to the Stavvy’s World podcast wherever you get podcasts.
    #chapotraphouse #chapo

КОМЕНТАРІ • 257

  • @fargoretro
    @fargoretro 5 місяців тому +157

    Stavros would be a good guest on The Adam Friedland Show

    • @Lightningkuriboh
      @Lightningkuriboh 5 місяців тому +18

      He’s not big enough

    • @jbeng001
      @jbeng001 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Lightningkuriboh au contraire

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf 5 місяців тому +6

      Won't happen. Stav's not center left.

    • @drystack86
      @drystack86 5 місяців тому +1

      @@slickstufneatstuf Why does that matter?

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf 5 місяців тому +12

      @drystack86 The Adam Friedland Show is an exclusively center-left broadcast. Why do think Chris Cuomo was on?

  • @grahamrichardson9620
    @grahamrichardson9620 5 місяців тому +27

    As a Ravens fan, I'm loving that Stavros is showing up at games. He's our Taylor Swift.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler 5 місяців тому +22

    Filibustin' makes me feel good

  • @bighomiegayass1917
    @bighomiegayass1917 5 місяців тому +25

    100% on most/all old actors doing sex crimes. Except Paul Newman, we stan a respectable, sexed-up Ohio king.

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil 5 місяців тому +45

    What's the age of consent in Israel? Jerry Seinfeld needs to know!
    EDIT: It's 16 years old. It makes so much sense.

    • @aurus6483
      @aurus6483 5 місяців тому +11

      They recently tried to drop it to 14!

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 5 місяців тому +5

      What's the deal with waiting until they're in high schoooool?​@@aurus6483

    • @shannonm.townsend1232
      @shannonm.townsend1232 5 місяців тому +3

      @@aurus6483 wow. Did Vatican City just raise theirs to 14?

  • @MarquisdeSuave
    @MarquisdeSuave 5 місяців тому +29

    Have we ever seen Cristman and Stavros in the same room?

  • @strANGElalala
    @strANGElalala 5 місяців тому +32

    I had to go back and listen again when Felix said AOC bought a Tesla because I misheard it and thought he said AOC joined Hezbollah. 😂

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf 5 місяців тому +2

      Can't wait to see her in a burqa.

    • @quadabyte8933
      @quadabyte8933 5 місяців тому +3

      I fucking wish she'd be cool.

    • @ThatDumbCat-Girl
      @ThatDumbCat-Girl 4 місяці тому

      Man, you just know AOC the type to have a crying child of hers come home one day and say "Everyone says my mom's not cool!" only to have her go "Oh yeah?! Well, could a not cool mom so the newest Til Tok dance!?"

  • @brodaciousmax8025
    @brodaciousmax8025 5 місяців тому +46

    I love Stavv

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 5 місяців тому +2

      He's aight I guess

  • @ohbluescouser6267
    @ohbluescouser6267 5 місяців тому +11

    Wills cary Grant impression is on point lmao

  • @richardlegrand4697
    @richardlegrand4697 3 місяці тому +6

    He's right. Skyline chili manages to combine the exotic flavors of a swamp and the familiar feelings of being dumped in on bowl.

  • @BlanBonco
    @BlanBonco 5 місяців тому +13

    Uday n Qusay kinda had a 300 moment at the end. Mandela effect will have made them living to make a killer rap album

  • @Everson33
    @Everson33 5 місяців тому +42

    Stavros is great fuc the haters

  • @glennpatteson4456
    @glennpatteson4456 4 місяці тому +62

    CT fans are acted like a jilted lover toward Stavros. I like Nick too but get over it

    • @doltcart
      @doltcart 2 місяці тому +3

      Nickophants

  • @princejellyfish3945
    @princejellyfish3945 5 місяців тому +17

    Will on on fire this episode. Didn’t miss once

  • @grapes9h5
    @grapes9h5 5 місяців тому +9

    Stav came in on brand right out the gate 😂

  • @matttriano
    @matttriano 5 місяців тому +11

    Thanks for calling in from 2016 Stav what the

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford2888 5 місяців тому +8

    we loveour matty!

  • @Itaintme31178
    @Itaintme31178 5 місяців тому +9

    The trough runneth over.....

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 5 місяців тому +13

    How crazy was it when your barber was your surgeon… cause y’know that’s the guy who cuts stuff off your head

    • @PoolNoodleGundam
      @PoolNoodleGundam 5 місяців тому +11

      And your dentist. Dream job.

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 5 місяців тому +1

      The guy who has the sharpest knives in the village.

  • @briangura7818
    @briangura7818 5 місяців тому +25

    A fellas only episode

  • @michaeldeaton
    @michaeldeaton 5 місяців тому +7

    Well well well if it isn't the ineffable Mr Chapo!

  • @nickbooze9766
    @nickbooze9766 5 місяців тому +18

    Will having an absolute blast with how much of a boys club this episode is, he was on fire. You love to see it.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 5 місяців тому +6

    Fredrick Douglas is going to be put on a leather jacket like those gangsta Loony Tunes ones.

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf 5 місяців тому +2

      It made me think of those absolutely revolting pics on Ted Cruz as a badass. 🤮🤮🤮

  • @LouDiamondPhilips199
    @LouDiamondPhilips199 5 місяців тому +17

    Been trying to find this clip of Matt talking about how dudes that went to Iraq went to war but didn’t get to “have” a war, its really annoying me.
    Another stav classic 👌

    • @user-ch3hs3rv8h
      @user-ch3hs3rv8h 5 місяців тому +13

      Is it one of the cushvlogs, where he is also talking about trading cards

    • @docdarlin5491
      @docdarlin5491 5 місяців тому +2

      Blowback ep 13?

    • @LouDiamondPhilips199
      @LouDiamondPhilips199 5 місяців тому +2

      @@user-ch3hs3rv8hthanks I’ll check! Very possible, cuz I did listen to them too

    • @Newt0rz
      @Newt0rz 5 місяців тому +4

      I recall that. Vividly attach it to the ending of Generation Kill. A bunch of grunts looking at their 'highlight reel' of basically doing jack shit while heavily armed, and winning despite themselves. Pride on their faces slowly turning to shame and emptiness.

  • @Crimeiskoolforkidz
    @Crimeiskoolforkidz 4 місяці тому +10

    I really enjoyed this, two gay men brought me here

  • @bigollameo
    @bigollameo 5 місяців тому +8

    Goddamn, this episode was amazing.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 5 місяців тому +7

    Hell yeah its stav baby

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 5 місяців тому +8

    Hell yeah

  • @MJW238
    @MJW238 5 місяців тому +5

    Hell yeah dude!

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford2888 5 місяців тому +18

    last and straight

    • @fluffy9071
      @fluffy9071 5 місяців тому +7

      Im gay ❤

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 місяців тому +17

      Stav got invited on Chapo to promote his special but Mullen doesn't. Guess we know where Wills loyalties are. Fake friends, we love to see it.

    • @willywonka7812
      @willywonka7812 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@acetate909Mullen been playing with fascists a bit too much

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 місяців тому +18

      @@willywonka7812
      Fascists? Like Chris Cuomo and Neil DeGrass Tyson? Serious question, do you know what the word fascist means?

    • @fluffy9071
      @fluffy9071 5 місяців тому +36

      @@acetate909 guys calm down i have enough poppers for all of us

  • @human9452
    @human9452 5 місяців тому +3

    PUNK DISNEY EDIT MENTION ON CHAPO??? That sent me reeling lmao

  • @spencerableman2281
    @spencerableman2281 5 місяців тому +7

    only 20mins in but uh yeah absolutely awesome and hilarious episode, guys!

  • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
    @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 3 місяці тому +2

    Im literally DYING over the Grinch thing...please o please PlEASE someone anyone how do i hire one of these grinch impersonators

  • @dylanemeraldgrey
    @dylanemeraldgrey 5 місяців тому +4

    Either Will forgot or he invented the opening scene of History of the World Part I.

  • @DirkPiddlemark
    @DirkPiddlemark 5 місяців тому +23

    How's Matt?

    • @rixyarbrough1702
      @rixyarbrough1702 5 місяців тому +9

      He's been shitposting on twitter

    • @DirkPiddlemark
      @DirkPiddlemark 5 місяців тому +7

      @@rixyarbrough1702 duh, but how is he

    • @marcusianparrish
      @marcusianparrish 5 місяців тому +2

      @@DirkPiddlemarkhe's getting better. Got a coherent personal message from himyesterday. Family is good.

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 5 місяців тому +1

      I saw a pic of him on Instagram his wife posted. It doesn't look good tbh.

  • @drdrai7479
    @drdrai7479 5 місяців тому +29

    God damn, this is the closest thing to an episode of Cumtown I’ve heard since the show ended 😂

  • @TheTinyTimmyTimTim
    @TheTinyTimmyTimTim 5 місяців тому +42

    Damn stav getting cooked in the comments lol. Not personally my brand of comedy but it’s a free podcast, relax

    • @samsca8529
      @samsca8529 5 місяців тому +18

      It’s the people mad he left Cumtown

    • @kylehagie1647
      @kylehagie1647 4 місяці тому +1

      you cant tell the brainbroken fans of this podcast to relax, they'll just call you a slur

  • @edwardwood6532
    @edwardwood6532 5 місяців тому +4

    I want to see that pro-German comic doing standup in the late 1930's.

  • @CapnSnackbeard
    @CapnSnackbeard 5 місяців тому +1

    "Risen Soldiers"

  • @shannonm.townsend1232
    @shannonm.townsend1232 5 місяців тому +5

    Fucken hell where ya been

  • @kendallsewell3242
    @kendallsewell3242 5 місяців тому +20

    Calling in because even after flaking once he can’t be bothered to leave the house

    • @crackaassedcracka
      @crackaassedcracka 5 місяців тому +17

      He can't leave the house because the cranes to move that sort of weight were booked until May

  • @ohbluescouser6267
    @ohbluescouser6267 5 місяців тому +2

    Anne heche was on ray donovan?

  • @slickstufneatstuf
    @slickstufneatstuf 5 місяців тому +6

    Stav clowning on fat guys being epically sexy is pretty sus

  • @michaelreich9714
    @michaelreich9714 5 місяців тому +4

    I cheated on the Cantaloupe that I love. I am scum.

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 5 місяців тому +17

    I like the idea of these “solidarity” trips by Jewish B listers. So if we take the position that the Jewish people are in an existential war against a genocidal enemy, beset by foes and haters around the world, the people need a morale boost. Surely the comedic stylings of Bret Gelman will help!

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 5 місяців тому +1

      How is Hamas fairing?

    • @PhalisoBringerOfDoom
      @PhalisoBringerOfDoom 5 місяців тому +17

      ​@@just_a_turtle_chadbased on the combat vids each side is putting out, pretty well

    • @DJblastyfone
      @DJblastyfone 5 місяців тому +15

      Shockingly well, based on what I’ve seen? A recent official IDF statement said that the Hamas command structure is largely intact and not diminished in capacity despite the massive bombardment of Gaza. That could of course just be a talking point to justify their ongoing ethnic cleansing of the strip, but all the videos I’ve seen of the ground war show the Al-Qassam brigades being surprisingly effective at guerilla war and the IDF seeming out-of-practice and undertrained for this kind of warfare. My big fear is that Israel’s government is going to get frustrated with this and just ragequit using nukes if the international community doesn’t force an end to the war.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 5 місяців тому +1

      Star of the silver screen bret gelman

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@just_a_turtle_chad The IDF has killed more IDF than they have rescued hostages. If HQ is admitting to running over their own troops with tanks on multiple occasions then they are probably not winning.

  • @hannibalb8276
    @hannibalb8276 5 місяців тому +4

    Perfect start to the new year!

  • @saltoftheegg
    @saltoftheegg 5 місяців тому +20

    As one of the only women still listening to this podcast I'll have to sit this one out, i have a weak stomach

    • @blackdog9698919
      @blackdog9698919 5 місяців тому +13

      What would, like, the girl equivalent of this be? Maybe the episodes of Chapo where they have the Seeking Derangement crew on?
      I feel like raunchy gay guys have to be gross and horny on behalf of women. Even Amber, who coined the term 'dirtbag left,' can't really keep up when the boys are being boys. She couldn't bring herself to talk about Hunter Biden's cock, let alone the quality of WWI sex toys. It's kind of sad, really. Women should make more podcasts about, I donno, having diarrhea while you're on your period at the same time, or the best sex positions to use when you're cheating on your husband, or using a double-dildo with your mom... I donno, is aunt/niece magic a thing? Could we make it a thing? I'm just brainstorming here.

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 5 місяців тому +1

      Where's my sandwich?

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 5 місяців тому +3

      @@blackdog9698919When Amber is on.

    • @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate
      @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate 5 місяців тому +8

      @@blackdog9698919 girl bathroom humor is best when it is decisive. constantly talking about a period sounds like a medical condition.

    • @jayanti2371
      @jayanti2371 5 місяців тому +2

      Stav, Hessa and Amber... they're all, each in their own way, trying to do much with little.
      I miss Matt.

  • @cameron7879
    @cameron7879 5 місяців тому +6

    chapo check

  • @CartoonCastro
    @CartoonCastro 2 місяці тому +4

    for fucks sake stop killing yoshi

  • @hohohaha999
    @hohohaha999 5 місяців тому +5

    Alright goofball! Where the heck is Christman?

    • @BenjaminGlatt
      @BenjaminGlatt 5 місяців тому +8

      Still recovering from a stroke?

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf 5 місяців тому +4

      #goonergoals@@BenjaminGlatt

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 5 місяців тому

      Tbh I saw a picture of him on Instagram his wife posted. It looks pretty bad. Don't count on him coming back.

    • @jm6406
      @jm6406 4 місяці тому

      I'm leaving

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 5 місяців тому +20

    Well now we need Nick Mullen on the show to offset the fatness 😂

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf 5 місяців тому +5

      Then who will offset the gayness?

    • @SuspiciousGanymede
      @SuspiciousGanymede 5 місяців тому +7

      @@slickstufneatstuf very obviously the bug himself, Adam Friedland

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 5 місяців тому

      @@SuspiciousGanymede
      Offsetting gay with...more gay?

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 5 місяців тому

      ​@@SuspiciousGanymedeThat's just Bug Gay

  • @crackaassedcracka
    @crackaassedcracka 5 місяців тому +105

    Would be great if they could get a good comedian like Nick Mullen or Adam Friedland on instead of a crowdwork type like Steven Halkos

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 5 місяців тому +32

      So mullen could go for a 15 minute coked out rant?

    • @mc_kublai
      @mc_kublai 5 місяців тому +24

      ​@user-dm1yb3qq2m it's called a fugue

    • @gxtwreckxd9362
      @gxtwreckxd9362 5 місяців тому +18

      So what’s up with you? On a diet? Going through a break up? Any jokes you can give me?

    • @johndavey2340
      @johndavey2340 5 місяців тому +5

      BRING SAM HYDE ON CHAPO!!

    • @cornerstore_d
      @cornerstore_d 5 місяців тому +6

      Stimros hollabad

  • @chrisderda
    @chrisderda 5 місяців тому +13

    Didn't they complain about him flaking on the last show? Why have him on this one.

    • @addadu8031
      @addadu8031 5 місяців тому +34

      theyre friends

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 5 місяців тому +6

      Yeah you can tell by listening to this that they’re still mad about that

    • @BlanBonco
      @BlanBonco 5 місяців тому +1

      Why did tucker have on spacey? Stav has dirt on them. Well actually it's is just filth on his tracksuit.

    • @E88twenty2
      @E88twenty2 5 місяців тому

      Wtf would they not complain

    • @bighomiegayass1917
      @bighomiegayass1917 5 місяців тому +3

      @@alanfulcher460 Yeah Paul McCartney died during the recording of Abbey Road too, you can tell by the way Ringo taps the drums slightly softer

  • @peterpansie5
    @peterpansie5 5 місяців тому +8

    Stav on a political podcast is such a good idea. He’s not the dumbest grifter alive or anything

    • @feelnowayss
      @feelnowayss 5 місяців тому +36

      lil bro mad about a podcast called chapo trap house lmao

    • @peterpansie5
      @peterpansie5 5 місяців тому +2

      @@feelnowayss I just don’t like supporting Israel grifters

    • @GTICHATTER
      @GTICHATTER 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@peterpansie5where'd he have a bad take on Israel? Genuinely curious, I haven't seen that

    • @michaela8194
      @michaela8194 3 місяці тому +4

      You don't know what you're talking about

    • @peterpansie5
      @peterpansie5 3 місяці тому

      @@michaela8194 you don’t know what your talking about

  • @peterpansie5
    @peterpansie5 5 місяців тому +5

    Israel stavros here to sell you something

  • @user-ix3qg4tx5n
    @user-ix3qg4tx5n 5 місяців тому +10

    So not funny let me know when matt is back

    • @juqual78
      @juqual78 5 місяців тому +24

      Your mom was funny. She'll let you know when Matt is back.

    • @user-ix3qg4tx5n
      @user-ix3qg4tx5n 4 місяці тому

      @@juqual78 ???

    • @jacquesdeburgo2878
      @jacquesdeburgo2878 4 місяці тому

      yeah will's loud fake laugh is awful, respect to the living planet stav's beautiful laugh saving us

  • @theoldanarchist
    @theoldanarchist 5 місяців тому +21

    Stavros is not funny, and the episodes featuring him are the worst. Fleshlight jokes? Seriously, what fucking year is this?

    • @villedocvalle
      @villedocvalle 5 місяців тому +18

      lol arrogant Stavros is worse than Cumtown Stavros

    • @Sam-hh3ry
      @Sam-hh3ry 5 місяців тому +42

      Go take a nap baby

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 5 місяців тому +16

      I still like him but his ego is inflating faster than he is. Plugging something in the first half of the episode? Dude couldn’t wait to the end for Will to prompt him like every other guest?

    • @hhhy9160
      @hhhy9160 5 місяців тому +7

      My biggest issue is shit audio quality.
      I think it's great that people can zoom in etc but it you're using the trash built in mic nothing you say matters.

    • @bighomiegayass1917
      @bighomiegayass1917 5 місяців тому +22

      @@hhhy9160 Audio Pedophiles outing themselves in the comments smdh

  • @venuswilliamsinfurs
    @venuswilliamsinfurs 5 місяців тому +5

    So weird how chapo is besties w these complete misogynists/chauvinists

    • @alexjohnson9798
      @alexjohnson9798 5 місяців тому +81

      lol

    • @allforthenukie
      @allforthenukie 5 місяців тому +42

      How did you find yourself here if you don't like Chapo or Stav?

    • @OwenPlamann
      @OwenPlamann 5 місяців тому +36

      If you can qualify as a misogynist/chauvinist for literally just telling dirty jokes and minding your own business like Stavvy does (if there are any accusations against him, I'm open to hearing about them).... then what the fuck is Kevin Spacey? Sexism Hitler?

    • @jasonh4768
      @jasonh4768 5 місяців тому +21

      Oh my heavens, dirty jokes? Clutch your pearls elsewhere. You sound unhinged.

    • @LightSpinAngler
      @LightSpinAngler 5 місяців тому +11

      You probably use the drip coffee method

  • @jaredhenderson4909
    @jaredhenderson4909 2 місяці тому +3

    I'll take one lemon lime flavored morphine floor cleaner, please