Chapo Trap House - True Allegiance Compilation
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- Опубліковано 10 січ 2018
- The complete Chapo Trap House Reading Series of Ben Shapiro's execrable novel "True Allegiance".
Links to the original episodes are below:
Part 1 - Episode 68: bit.ly/2AMYJD0
Part 2 - Episode 71: bit.ly/2mpNSuk
Part 3 - Episode 79: bit.ly/2mrlSWY - Комедії
The unarmed black kid who was killed in the book, Kendrick Malone, is definitely just a mashup of (presumably) the only two rappers Shapiro knows: Kendrick Lamar and Post Malone
Exactly what I was thinking LMAO
Glad I wasn't the only one. Also, is that a bass I spot in your profile pic?
Post Malone not being black makes it even more perfect
Sorry for the late reply, but it's a Hallmark Custom 60, 6 string
If he wrote it in the early 00s it would have been Snoop Eminemdre.
Ben making fun of Islamists for finding western music "sinful" is amazingly ironic.
Yeah this moron cries on twitter about shit like rap music and movies like Star wars. He is exactly like them
@@AQGOAT24 he also ranted for half an hour about John Lennon's Imagine
@Lord Dingus yeah that was terrible :D
“Ahkmed became increasingly irritated. How could one BE a walrus and yet have the cognitive ability to write a song about being a walrus?”
What does it mean to be bad... AND boujee?
I feel like the black character is based on someone Ben lost a debate to in college and he consoled himself by thinking whatever he’s going to be a crack dealer and this is his petty revenge
Yes 100%. The reference to "white republican club kid" was such a giveaway. He got humiliated and immediately fantasized about him either getting killed by the cops or becoming a criminal.
Change debate to girlfriend, and you got it.
@@cambriaofthevastoceans6721 It was like those old movies where Ben lost the debate and now his girlfriend doesn't want to be with a loser, she wants a winner.
Probably "debate" AND "girlfriend."
@@mainlente1212 what are you guys thinking about? Ben never HAD a girlfriend to lose in the first place!
Like I was expecting to laugh at this but like the idea that the black communities planned and are responsible for the death of innocent children and the fact that he takes the side of a child murderer is genuinely disgusting
I mean, the reactionary position has always been that child murder is good, as long as the children being murdered aren't white. It is still funny because, yeah, even if LeeVonne or whatever his name is set the kid up, even in Ben's ridiculous scenario the cop is STILL the one who's obviously in the wrong. Even those retarded TV shows about cops can at least figure out that if you're going to try to justify police assassinations of civilians, you've got to try a little harder than this. Like, Officer Shamrock O'Prodtaigahan could have just, you know, ignored the kid and gone back to firebombing cathedrals or tossing the Pope's salad or whatever Irishmen do of a day, and LeeVonn's whole scheme would have fallen flat on its face. And Officer Paddy McBogtrotter should have blown his brains out after realizing what he'd done, to really drive home that when the fat blue line has to shoot a civilian four hundred times in the back in front of his wife and kids, the police are the REAL victims, not the dead children or whatever.
Why didn't Ben write it so that VeeLonne dressed up as a cop and murdered the kid himself in order to frame the police? You know, just to completely detach from reality and enter a fantasy world where the stupid fascists terrorizing our streets are actually misunderstood heroes who are being heinously discredited by the evil brown people.
I was laughing up until that reveal. What the fuuuuuuck
Seriously, I’m legitimately going to lose my shit if I ever meet Ben Shapiro IRL. Show him exactly what he wants to see from black people.
@@bbluva20 fuck his mind instead by wearing a homer simpson shirt
@Porky A better question would be this: "Do you want revive The Troubles?" I'm not sure if you know what The Troubles are; it was a thirty-year period of time that was defined by violent attacks perpetrated by the Irish Republican Army against the British military in the hopes of removing British soldiers from Northern Ireland and uniting with the Republic of Ireland. It is also a time wherein Catholics were routinely beaten, stabbed or shot by the British military and homes as well as businesses that were allegedly or actually owned by Catholics were bombed. The Troubles is generally considered to have started in 1968 with the Battle of the Bogside and ended with the signing of the Good Friday Agreement of 1998.
"forced him to his knees and removed the blindfold"
👀 kinky
"If you want a vision of the future, it is this: a human face, licking a shiny, shiny, shiny boot of leather forever"
"Potato O'Famine" almost actually killed me just now.
Me too.
Same here
Celtic O’Malley
Leprechaun McBarfight
Patty McGuinness
"Barely anyone knew that the barefoot 'bare knuckle boxing' bear of a man's wife was barren, and that was his cross to bear."
-Ben "Extremely" SHARP'iro
This is like Conservative fanfic porn. I have read many online stories and fanfics with this level of quality, and many that have vastly superior writing.
bruh i read this smut about veggietales and it was Shakespeare compared to this
high school and college kids who spend their time roleplaying and posting fics on ao3 are by and large better writers than ben here
@@happybadger3351 why were you reading veggietale smut?
Like it actually bothers me that fanfic writers with infinitely better writing will never make a penny from their stuff and this fucking midget shits out absolute drivel and sells it for 20$ a pop.
I’m honestly shocked at just how bad it is. I’m not surprised it’s super racist. But I figured that his prose must just be mediocre. Nope! Even the way he writes sentences is inept!
“Officer Potato O’Famine took out his broadsword and beheaded the child.”
These college kids protesting to Ben Sapphiro Speaking on their campus should just make dramatic readings of his book just outside! That shit would be hilarious!
And more effective. Plus, Shapiro wouldn't be able to criticize it without being a hypocrite.
much more effective. This book is way more cringe than anything SJWs have done
Alejandro Rodriguez awesome
Ben sapphiro? Was this written by bens gay female counterpart?
Zevaron XZ how is making his counterpart gay any different from how our pal ben here is with his repressed "he was a Bear of a man" desires?
You know it's not ghostwritten because no self respecting ghostwriter would use "totally" to describe something in the book.
Kenpachi Zaraki Exactly.
It doesn't need to be. It could just say "Facts don't care about your feelings" over and over again and people would buy it. Because they're idiots.
Listen, there is a non-zero chance that there are plenty of non-self-respecting ghost riders
To get the full effect, you have to read the novel as fast as Shapiro talks.
The best way to read the novel is to interpret the president as the choas dragon and the babes as the order Phoenix. And then go to dave rubin show to complain about how the left hates the army
That's why you play the video at 2x
Say "hypothetically" at least once a sentence, too.
And plug your nose while reading it aloud
It would be awesome if every time Lil' Ben "debated" somebody his opponent just quoted passages from this book at him.
I think he'd just reflectively say everything is 'taken out of context' even when they're not.
@@spindoctor358 solution: read the entire book in response to everything he says
"They knew where the bodies were buried, often literally"
Holy shit, Leevon killed Jimmy Hoffa
Officer potato O’ Famine is the Irishman
yo it's ya boi yung lesbian lemme get dat rock
One crack please
Pandemic! Got that pandemic! WMD! Got that WMD!
Rev up those fryers!
@@Moyano__ aaaaaa
Read this in Bens voice
So wait, Ben was trying to make the police officer seem innocent and apart of someone Master plan but he still shot a kid. None of this would had happen had he show some restraints. so is Ben thinking that someone planned all of this out that he isn’t guilty of shooting a 10 year old?
Gunning a kid down is a totally appropriate response to insults
shooting a child to own the libs
Calling someone a “cracka” is basically felonious assault, especially if they’re a thin-skinned cop.
In all seriousness, I think Ben was trying to write reference Tamir Rice since he briefly mentioned the kid had a plastic gun. However, this is not only a weird strawman of what happened--but it's a strawman that was used to argue against people like him. There is no way where Ben Shaprio isn't bad at this.
Yeah but BLM made him do it, thereby absolving Officer O'Famine of any personal responsibility.
As someone whose parents grew up during the Iran - Iraq war and had their homes bombed I can confidently say that is was all a fake conspiracy. My non Muslim Iranian father was not forced to fight in that war either. Oh yeah and we totally speak Arabic and dress like Sheiks.
But do you wear material around your face?
So your dad is the Iron Sheik?
Noh Buddy He was the Prince of Persia
Ouch. I remember learning that the Iran-Iraq War was the first time in the modern world that a person who is in a position of power used Sarin gas on civilians. Sadam Hussein unleashed Sarin gas on thousands of Kurds in the final days of the war. Though when most people hear the phrase "Sarin gas attack" they think of one of two events:
1.) The 2014 attack on civilians in Syria by Bashar al-Assad.
2.) The 1995 attack on the subway system of Tokyo, Japan by the extremist religious cult known as Aum Shinrikyo.
I am not entirely surprised by attack in Syria as it was done by a person in government; I am more surprised by the Tokyo subway attacks because it occurred in one of the safest countries in the world as well as the fact that the perpetrators were some of Japan's best and brightest and gotten great educations at some of Japan's most prestigious universities; Tokai University, Kogukua University, and Waseda University.
Glad to hear they’ve still got Irish cops walking beats in Detroit.
That reminds me of a quote from the movie "Bombshell" where the character of Jess (portrayed by Kate McKinnon) is explaining to Kayla Pospisil (Margot Robbie) what it takes for her to be an on-air anchor at Fox News. Jess explained to Kayla that in order to be an on-air anchor at Fox News; Kayla must "adopt the mentality of an Irish street cop. The world is a bad place, people are lazy morons, minorities are criminals, sex is sick but interesting." Kayla would also have to constantly ask herself "What would scare my grandmother or piss off my grandfather?"
Maybe German or polish but no too many Irish in Detroit
This inspired me to write a novel, mostly because it would always be better than True Allegiance.
Do it.
It's been a year, how's your book going?
@@deanwoodward1353 Good. I've got two pages down already and I've only mentioned FBI crime statistics and ethnostates 6 times.
@@Moreoverover do minute details make you horny as you write? Can't forget that
@@deanwoodward1353 Hell yes cummed on the pages, use that as my signature.
What I love about the character Kendrick Malone is that you can vividly picture the creative process behind the name just by hearing it: Benny on his laptop googling "famous rappers" pondering to himself "Hmm, what sort of names do black people have?". I love that coming up with a name suited for "urban youths" ammounts to field work to him.
The fact that Post Malone is white makes it even funnier.
It's really strange that, even in the most biased and favorable lens, Ben still portrays his heroes as committing morally objectionable actions.
The police officer shoots an unarmed kid. Even in the story's own context where this is a bait by "race hustlers," it actually supports the portrait of a trigger-happy, perhaps even racist, police force. Succinctly, it doesn't matter if someone "baits" you into murdering someone for a malicious reason. Murder is still murder, and it is still wrong.
He rails against terrorism, but his rancher character actually commits an act of domestic terrorism by bombing a government office.
Even as caricatures, these events represent a conservatism rife with contradiction and incredibly lacking in self-awareness. More disturbing is Shapiro's point of view, which apparently finds his character's actions defensible.
This is worse than Rand. She was a terrible writer who presented a preponderance of shallow characters, but even her ideological tomes had a simple internal consistency: selfish capitalists were heroes and socialists were villains. Shapiro demonstrates the same lack of nuance as Rand, but he can't even write a biased enough text to uncritically support his ideology.
It's hilarious, but it's also a sad symptom of a conservatism which has such a lack of intellectual grounding that it has to rely on the likes of Ben Shapiro as a mouthpiece.
It reminds me a bit of Left Behind, where the protagonists are also objectively vile people, and the authors don't even notice.
You fucking nailed it.
The most disturbing thing is that everybody's eating that book up. The 60 years old conservatives that think that they should be allowed to say negro love it
@death wish, Left Behind had two authors/writers: Jerry Jenkins and Tim LaHaye. The two male protagonists, Cam-Cam and Flyboy, were blatant Gary Stus, and also huge jerks in ways Jenkins and LaHaye clearly thought were totally fine. (I mean, unless you were joking that they don't deserve to be called "authors" because the books suck. No argument there!)
honestly, i've been told to fuck off and leave many times and i have shot zero (0) people.
A US General answers a phone call, “This is Bill.” ?!
Soy-sippin' libs just don't understand the rough and tumble ways of good ol boys who go by "Bill", "Bill-meister", "The Bill-dozer", "The Bill-doe" etc.
I love how his compulsion to make his talking point is so strong that he interrupts long winded exposition with said point because he couldn't figure out how to fit it in the story. And the editor didn't stop him.
Conservative fiction rules because they literally can't let anything go.
Editor?
Ben: "Let's say the exposition wasn't long enough. Let's also say I want to insert a political statement." (Wiggles head erratically)
Editor: "...Yeah, I'm done."
I doubt an editor was involved
True Allegiance is worse than Atlas Shrugged.
At least it’s not 9,000 fucking pages long like Atlas Shrugged
You can definitely see the Atlas Shrugged inspiration here, given the dry, wooden dialogue, the amateurish prose, and the childishly simplistic worldview.
It's at least slightly better than The Fountainhead
It's on par with the Turner diaries.
Ayn Shapirand.
These always make me feel so good. The Chapo gang just has the best goddamn chemistry and listening to them laugh and joke around together always makes my brain release endorphins during long work slogs.
Lmao when friends of mine tell me Ben Shapiro's a genius who should be president I just suggest read his books.
Scot Macmillan I tell myself that all the time lol
Yeah but your friend who thinks that is probably lacking as a literary critic. He might think it's downright Shakespearean.
Yeah being a kid sucks because literally anything left at all is considered being a pussy
But look we don't need a razor commercial to tell us to stop calling boys pussies
@@polishpipebomb No. We need a trans woman dressed like Liberace.
How did Ben fail as a comedic screenwriter? This is gold!
"If you like your ambassador, you can keep it." LOL
IF YOU LIKE ICE CREAM SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT???
-Ben Shapiro, probably.
bubba davis, a 420 friendly bear of a man, masc for masc, can host
Read this book's Amazon reviews and you can see the future of america
yr obt svt No...no...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Something that always bothered me about Ben's description of the kid: "...wearing SOMEONE'S old Converse sneakers..."
Virjunior Yeah, as if Shapiro wasn’t dehumanizing enough to the fictional child he had written exclusively to get murdered.
when I saw this online, I thought this book was a parody of Shapiro’s views. but it’s actually real, written by the man himself. genuinely cackling with delight.
Potato o'Famine I'm dead
Poe Tate O’Famine
I'd pay for the audiobook narrarated by Tim Heidecker. This episode is unreal
Oh my God that would rule
This book aspires to be stock basic airport fiction and falls short of even that.
Why are so many airport books about terrorist attacks, anyways?
@@basedeltazero714
"How do we convince people that the NSA isn't useless... I KNOW!"
Every single person to debate Ben Shapiro in the future shouldn't say a single thing and instead read only original quotes from 'True Allegiance' right into his face.
You know, I'm an aspiring writer, and sometimes I feel like my work thus far isn't that good. Luckily, I can then see that things like Twilight, 50 Shades, and now, Ben Shapiro's book exist, and I suddenly feel so much better about my own work.
Kendrick Malone, what a name. I'm sure he has brothers like Kanye Dogg, or Lil Eminem, or even Six Pump.
Ease up on the commas. Add some action. Plenty of titties. Only write for the screen. Good luck, shit's hard.
@@michaelhall5429 Sorry for the late reply, here's an excerpt:
' "I am very angry at you." Anime-Chan said angrily, her titties bouncing angrily.
"Not as angry as I am at you, nyah!" Titetta yelled, even more anger in her voice.
Their titties bounced as the punched each other in the face a bunch, tits bouncing. It was intense, sexy, awesome, epic, serious, hot, I just came, epic, really cool, and all that. Explosion.'
I think I have a promising career ahead.
@@mikejeffries3333 quality.
Six Pump sounds like it should be Shapiro's nickname
I can’t tell if Ben wants to be Brett Hawthorne or if he wants to get topped by him
oh he def wants to be topped
Probably wants to watch his wife, who is a doctor, take that Army D. All those conservative theists are cucks.
Topped... definitely
Bit of both
Its tough being an otter in a bear's world
Officer Potato O'Famine. Classic Chapo. Thanks for uploading
¡Viva el POUM!
That's a viva.
Shapiro is clearly out of his depth when he writes about heterosexual matters.
"True Allegiance" is MAGgot porn!
You put the thing in the other thing or whatever, right?
What they failed to notice is the kid killed is how Ben describes all Palestinian children's murders by the IDF.
I can't wait for the movie adaptation staring Nicholas Cage as Hawthorne and The Rock as the Latino Sarah Palin
I would have casted Nick Jonas as Brett Hawthorne and Jennifer Lopez as Soledad Ramirez.
Matt's cackling through this whole thing was the best part for me
It sounds fake half the time, though.
I. Fischer-tree that's just because Matt has no true joy left in his shriveled heart
Yes. I can relate.
Power hungry race hustler is probably the best description for Ben Shapiro I have ever heard.
This is the best episode of Decker EVER.
LOL!!!
I love Decker.
Tim Heidecker as Bret Hawthorne could quite possibly be the single greatest achievement in cinema history.
We're talking AT LEAST 5 bags of popcorn and 3 *LARGE* sodas.
pls god cast pete buttigieg as president prescott in the movie adaptation of this
This novel seems like a bad version of movie :"the room." The author wanted a serious book but it is a joke.
litoo2002 At least The Room had some heart and you can find entertainment value from it despite it being unintentional, True Allegiance is fucking disgusting and this is the only source of enjoyment to come out it.
don't compare tommy wisseau to this shit
You know it's bad when The Room is the "good version"
It's a bad version of the Turner Diaries.
One of them is a mess of strange grammar, bizarre plot, unlikable characters, terrible motivations, awful flow, and all around horror. The other is the 2003 cult classic film "The Room", directed by Tommy Wiseau, starring Tommy Wiseau, Greg Sestero, and Juliette Danielle.
(Yes I am aware that this joke is overused)
So basically, it’s Ben’s modern version of the turner diaries for spoiled white people like himself. His stereotypes about black people are straight out of 1990. Also, Ben is clearly closeted, with that sexy description of the general.
It wouldn't surprise me if Ben has a copy of "The Turner Diaries" on his bedside table. I just hope that Ben doesn't write a sequel to "True Allegiance" but if he does; I would be somewhat interested if he sets the book during The Troubles as we could get an idea of what Ben's views on Northern Ireland are. For those who don't know what The Troubles are; they are defined as a thirty-year period of violence, terror and despair in the British Isles with the parties being the Irish Republican Army and the British military. The IRA was determined to have British soldiers removed from Northern Ireland and to unite with the Republic of Ireland under the leadership in Dublin. The British military was determined to stop the violence in Northern Ireland and make sure that Northern Ireland would remain under the rule of the British government in London. The Troubles are generally considered to have started in 1968 with the Battle of the Bogside and ended with the signing of the Good Friday Agreement of 1998. Ben would probably depict the Catholic population of Northern Ireland (and by extension the IRA) as violent murderous thugs who get excited over burning homes and businesses owned by Catholics as well as setting off car bombs in addition to beating, stabbing or shooting Protestant citizens, police officers and British soldiers. Ben would probably depict the British soldiers, Protestant community and the police forces of Northern Ireland as good people who were desperate to stop the IRA.
As much of a meme as Ben is, the turner diaries is extremely antisemitic why would Ben like it.
@@DrSPF23 his book does veer dangerously close to some day of the rope type stuff, but ever since being bullied by the far right during his breitbart days ben has to draw the line somewhere
@@DrSPF23Ben is a very dimwitted man who fails to realize he's made his living courting an audience only one degree removed from and on a trajectory to become the kind of people who want to see him put in a gas chamber.
Everytime Will says "Tallyban", I hear "tally me bananas" in my head.
Ben's Jewish, there's no way his characters are uncircumcised. If asked, he'd probably describe them as "double-circumcised."
All the bad guys have more skin stapled on, a reverse circumsision.
Ben thought he wrote Prescott as thinly-veiled Obama in personality, but the more I hear about him in the story he sounds more like Trump as president, if only his dementia hadn't set in.
8 Mile Road cuts through the suburbs of Detroit, a mostly-white town called Hammtramck. That's where Eminem grew up. It's nowhere near Downtown Detroit where Ben wants this to take place.
Felix: "In Homeland, the terrorist would be literally called; Koran Jihad Muhammed", rofl :D
i don't know much about gay culture, but "bear" is a type of man described by gay people, right?
A bear is slang for a big hefty hairy gay guy. 'Otter' is a smaller, younger bear.
“When we laft lest our heroes”
Love too hear my boy misspeak just like I do
Is it weird that I continually listen to this over and over again?
I'm on my, I dunno, fourth or so listen. This is the most timeless reading series they've done so far.
I do too
Back here for, I think, my 4th time.
I'm on my fourth listen, too.
If listening to this over and over again is weird I don't want to be normal.
I now understand why his law degree is now collecting dust when he's writing modern classic american literature like this
There is enough material in this to do a thesis on how conservatism is a cover for repressed homosexual desire.
Did Ben Shapiro create 165 separate accounts to dislike this comedy gold mine.
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. No Prozac for me today
Do we really send Generals on field missions? Even if they have GPS implants?
No general goes anywhere without a cadre of self protection and air support. The only general we had die in Afghanistan was a low one star who was killed while surrounded by his own men, on a friendly base, by a deranged afghan army soldier.
Tldr: fuck no they don't go anywhere without massive protection
William Calhoun No. We don’t.
Let the ballad of B.S. be a warning to those ignorant about the world around them. He even managed to make the "bad guys" in his his own story more merciful than his own protagonist who he can't even manage to not make him sound like a war criminal.
22:40 You can actually, physically feel the point where it starts to go from 'every word of this is hilarious' to 'it's surpassing our ability to laugh at this shit'.
went from a dumb but fun 90s action thriller to something genuinely offensive- venturing dangerously close to white supremacist literature
@@yareyarejose5080 I mean that is Bencil Sharpener's M.O.
Officer Potate O'Famine
The 8 year old from Detroit does me great honor.
Just imagine this book, on audible, spoken by the author himself. Ben Shapiro
The fact this got published while people that I know who are writers are not depresses me I hope he self published this
It's amazing what money can do for someone. We don't live in a meritocracy, we live in a society where the ideas that get funding get a platform. There are many great artists that are never published because of this.
Had to save this video for a private viewing. Ben gets me way too hard and I couldn't afford busting out loud laughing in public.
Currently halfway through reading The Reactionary Mind by Corey Robin and it makes this that much better. This reminds me of the racist version of Michael Scott’s spy thriller Michael Scarn on the Office, or something Mac from it’s always sunny would write.
"They smoked crack ironically"
This has more gay imagery than naked lunch
This is the Turner Diaries Lite.
The only people that ever read Ben’s book are lefty UA-camrs/podcasters making fun of it.
Yeah I don't respect the New York Times bestsellers list anymore. What in the god damn hell was that book?
You can honestly write "Penis" on a napkin and it'd be a New York Times bestseller
Tbf thatt only means it sold well. I imagine the NYT review would be less than glowing.
Can’t that list be manipulated by having someone just buy a ton of copies to artificially inflate sales numbers?
@@samiamrg7 Actually that is how politicians and pundits books reach to the best sellers, their force their aides and their workers to buy the book so they can inflate the sales numbers and reach to the New York Best Sellers, the editors don't give a fuck about the actual quality of the books, and they are afraid of their corporate overlords, so they wont do actually quality control. In this sphere is all about patting themselves in the back and flatter each other egos.
samiamrg7 yes that’s called the Buckskin Brigade or L. Ron Hubbard tactic
I hope May 2020 is making Kendrick Malone proud 🙏🙏🙏
Listening to Ben Shapiro talk about bears, otters, and twunks really does it for me.
I miss the early trump years when chuds like Ben were so overconfident they gifted us gems like this.
“Oh no, our top guy was blown up in an air strike instead of escaping a tactical extraction by the Americans”
“Darn, better recall all our deep cover operatives who were days away from finishing that bridge bombing they’ve plotted for several years. Obviously they couldn’t have followed through without very precise live step by step instructions from a guy several thousand miles away”
Omg, I was writing and a video auto-played to this and I'm soooo happy./ Thank you for uploading!
Ben's actually a reverse otter power bottom, he was twonk in Highschool
And that's why it's called _liberal arts_ - at least they can write and compute the mechanics of drama.
@ryne green Oh don't get me wrong - liberals make bad art. Chapo take great joy in pointing out the horror show that is SNL. But maybe with a few exceptions like A-game Clint Eastwood and Gary Oldman (DW Griffith and Riefenstahl to go back further), only the left consistently produces excellent art. I think it's probably got something to do with a lack of interest in empathy and introspection on the right. I don't think today the right could ever produce didactic films as effective as _Sorry to Bother You_ or _Blindspotting_ or _BlacKkKlansman_ .
PurushaDesa They’d end up glorifying the Klan in those movies.
Hearing this now and considering what’s happening in Minnesota right now, it’s fucking awful to think that this is what goes through Ben’s head whenever an instance of law enforcement abuse goes viral again.
That description... am I gonna die and go to heaven.
"A bear of a man".... lol
Ramirez is the AOC insert.
Why am I not surprised by that?
This works SO WELL as an unintentional parody of Tom Clancy novels
Whenever president prescott comes up, I can't help but imagine him looking like Funny Valentine.
Do you mean Skeeter Valentine?
@@benphillips2947 I'm talking about President Funny Valentine from jojo SBR
Ryan Joyce His vision is unclouded. Everything he does, he does for J U S T I C E.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
I imagine him as John Prescott.
Conservatives really need a daddy don't they
95% of conservative ideology is just needing a daddy.
Decker Hawthorne is a hoot
"Lieutenant General Buck Hardcock was standing in a place"
Recently I’ve discovered an entire genre of “right wing military fiction” I wish I could go back in time and save my eyes from being defiled.
Well there’s Tom Clancy.
Yeah it sucks as some of the authors were pretty good until they discovered how many more books they could sell if they wrote everything as just right wing fantasy porn.
The last Roman is a terrible one if you wanna torture yourself
holy shit....this book is terrible
This book reminds me of that Mr. Plinkett joke where he calls the phrase "Urban Market," something Hollywood says so they don't get called racist and then says "Now the Urban Market stole my TV, so I know they like movies."
Also, for 47:45, you could say the Iran Hostage Crisis but that was at a point where no government existed in Iran so calling it "Iranian terrorism," is misleading.
6'3 215 bear of a man...for context Randy Moss, a skinny wide receiver, was 6'4 210. I guess those 5 extra pounds were nothing but muscle...
ben cant even try to envision proportions of a person taller than 5'7
saintdenis11 I guess Ben Shapiro just perceives anybody taller than 5’7” and heavier than 116 pounds as being a “bear of a man”.
"Prescot was deathly afraid of becoming Jimmy Carter"
Why? He's a much better president and person than the guy after him.
The names of these characters are straight out of a fucking Dan Brown book. I read deception point. He writes his characters about as 2D as flat Stanley.
why did Ben Shapiro predict like 25% of the MW2 2022 campaign…..missiles hidden in iran and everything😭😭
"unreal in miniature, too dramatic for life" is Ben describing the disaster or himself?
Hearing a man with a PHD write such garbage that's a bestseller has boosted my confidence as a new writer :)
25:55 The Texas Governor demanding troops enforce border control with lethal violence as a concept has aged REMARKABLY in the time since this was posted.