not havin pants on is one point but having them on the ground is another he is a maniac, he wont care about his peepee being bitten of or getting shot he will destroy everybody
1:24 Corn dog is the best choice because he is calm and stable. Haven’t you wondered why that corn on the cob was perfectly balanced on top of his head? It’s because as a puppy he studied and practiced the martial arts and is now a master of not only meditation but also karate,ninjitsu and other arts you’ve probably never even HEARD of. So next time you see corn dog,give him some applause for being calm minded while you were saying he SUCKED when he didn’t. Thank you for reading - Corn Dog Supporter #1
No guys, you're clearly not getting it. The corn dog is obviously the correct choice. Not only is it dexterous and agile enough to balance a corn on its head, it's also willing to follow the commands of its master, who obviously put it there and told it to balance it. In addition the added mobility would also grant it capabilities in underwater melee combat (completely removing the goggle dog's only advantage). Thus, its agility and supreme discipline make the corn dog the best pick.
But can corn dog really beat the raw fury that you can see on pepsi dog's face? That's the look of a dog that's finishing its pepsi to start the slaughter.
@@Eichro Unicorn dog can use the corn to mash the can into Pepsi Dog's throat to choke him, due to Pepsi Dog's cooldown period of drinking pepsi, much like drinking energy drinks in PUBG
3:18 Goggle dog does land and water based attacks Pepsi dog is a heavy gunner who can shot large metal bullets at your enemies Cheeto dog is a mage with much wisdom and spells to give Corn dog is the brewer/healer
Jack: "Where are you gonna get a gun from?" Wilbur: "I think i cou-" Jack: "The only place you could get a gun is from the knife" Wilbur: *"I think i could stab a cat"*
The second one is actually impossible. The rats seem like the obvious choice since they massively outnumber everything else, but keep in mind that the situation is "one protects you, the rest attack you". Keyword "you". Whatever you're against doesn't have to kill 1,000 rats. They just have to kill _you._ This is where the problems come in. If you take the rats, the birds are a problem. Since the birds attack from the air, the rats can't defend you against them at all. Obviously, you can't fight 50 birds alone, so you lose there. If you take the birds, you have to deal with 1,000 rats. 50 birds simply can't defeat 1,000 rats, so you lose there as well.
Bogey nator and besides if you choose anything other then human it can just shoot you the moment it begins. If you choose human you are MASSIVELY out numbered so you die
I'd pick the socks and sandals guy because only an absolute psychopath fully takes their pants off in a public restroom. Plus, I'm no anatomy expert, but the way his feet are angled, it looks like he's standing. So, assuming he is standing, that means double psychopath.
he's shitting while standing, which means his ass has the power to blast shit at mach 3 directly into the toilet bowl, instead of the normal dripping-to-the-floor by the average human; and requires much skill. I won't be surprised he has a button(no pun intended) which releases a knife into his asscrack and allow him to blast it straight into your chest
Top left is clearly insane and he would probably turn on you Bottom left has probably already got E.coli so he might die in the middle of the fight The dog is already coming at you so I don't trust him But the guy with the gun is probably flashing it because he feels threatened, so he's probably looking for a partner, I'm gonna have to go with the guy with the gun
Pepsi dog is so hyped off caffeine and sugar he won’t stop defending you till every last drop of blood has left his body. Cheeto dog will cower, if you can’t swim your fucked with goggle dog, and corn dog won’t do shit cause he has corn on his head immobilizing him.
*Doggles* Overview: high aquatic mobility, speed and reaction time. Low damage and low stealth. Carrying: Swimming goggles - (equippable item) +5 aquatic mobility, +10 underwater perception Special abilities: Passive - can not be harmed while underwater Final attack: Diver down - Restore 40 health, then adds 20 quid to your bank account *Charizard* Overview: High stealth and speed. Low health, low damage resistance and low power Carrying: Bag of Cheetos (consumable). Increases speed and adds additional fire type damage to your attacks for 30 seconds. Special abilities: Activation - Sneezes, inflicting 45 poison damage over a period of 15 seconds. Small chance to make user spontaneously combust. Recharge 40 seconds Final attack: Inflicts 10-12 bites upon a target that each do 10-12 damage, then adds +10 guilt to *Charizard* *Scoob* Overview: High damage, high damage resistance. Low stamina and low accuracy. Carrying: Pepsi (consumable). When used, *Scoob* transforms into his alter ego *P E P S I M A N.* Increases damage, speed, endurance and stamina by +200 for 25 seconds. 50% chance for *Scoob* to fucking die after use. Special abilities: Activation - Slumber. Restores +100 health. Unconscious for 30 seconds. Recharges in 2 minutes. Passive - Bloodthirst (After defeating an opponent, *Scoob* will fortnite dance on their corpse and gain +5% attack). Final attack: *Scoob* will pull you into the mystery van where Shaggy force feeds you Scooby Snacks, causing -75% movement speed and dealing 6 damage a second for 30 seconds. *Courage The Cowardly Cob* Overview: High damage, blisteringly high speed, low intelligence, low perception and low self esteem Carrying: Corn on the cob - (equippable and consumable item) +10 style, +10 charisma, -12 stealth. (When consumed) restores +30 health and gives +10% happiness for 10 minutes. (When equipped after being eaten) +3 style, +2 charisma, +4 luck. Specials: Activation - Calls upon the Wrath of Jeremy Kyle (deals 0-1,000 damage), recharge of 5 minutes. Activation - spits out kernels of corn that turn into popcorn and deal 10-20 damage three times. Recharge of 1 minute. Final attack - Summon Eustace from the ground using black magic, who then calls your opponent a stupid dog and devours and devours half of the Earth. 75% chance to fail.
Ok but corndog is balancing it so skillfully it clearly has ascended past any of the other dogs. And I would pick socks and sandals guy bc if it were real time, he would be the only one mobile enough to fight. He could get out of the bathroom stall immediately and attack the guy with the gun. The dog would first go to the food so both burger guy and dog would be occupied. Then after he has defeated gun guy he could take the gun and defeat the other competitors. But not the dog, the dog is now his pet. The dog is his reward.
Ok, I like the logic, and dog/burger will be occupied, but gun guy doesn't need mobility to deal with the attackers. He could hit sandals dude, then reload before the dog has recovered. And unless his power is super immunity to germs, burger guy is already dying of food poisoning, so I don't think that's really a threat.
no, every living organism that looks at socks and sandals guy will experience true terror, fall into a lucid state and die from shock within the next 20 seconds
@@Bombom1300 but gun guy would have a bathroom stall door infront of him unless he someone got to it before the others ran out. basically he would have to shoot through the door and have to look under the door to see when the others are running past so his reaction may be slower so he wouldnt be able to shoot them in time
Not so much as that, but he most likely hunts human beings for sport, so he'd have the exact amount of power needed to take down any threat. There is, however, the chance that he could turn on whoever he supports, as he clearly is very indifferent to authority. He's a wildcard. But yeah, he's the best bet.
@@jakewitcombe5304 I agree, you can't trust someone who takes there pants of to shit in a public toilet while wearing socks and sandals. but rather him on my side for now
N3sKey he actually referenced that. He said could I bring in tier zoo on this one and that lead to the whole phone a friend thing. (I don’t know if that’s exactly what he said)
Answer to the last one: You steal the burger from the guy The dog gets the gun You make the dog bring the gun to you because you have the burger You through the burger under the socks and sandles stall You shoot the other 3 You come home with a gun and a dog after a nice day at work.
No Pepsi dog will transform into bepis dog and its now lt is a fuckin chimera but the doggels dog h as a secret behind those goggles he has laser eyes, but we now have to get through the Cheetos dogs armor of a thousand Cheetos wich might be hard, the corn on the cob dog has earned enlightenment and has extreme powers of the dogs I mean God's lol so this isn't just a competition of the doggers no this is a match of super doggers!!!
I pick the corndog for the first one. He's mastered balance, and he can likely summon corn to rain down upon them. He also likely has Ultra Instinct. I mean, freaking look at that power.
Oh he may be your best choice but he isn't for mine Pepsi dog is mine because any enemy I would just grab a coke bottle from him and shove it down my enemy's throat till they finally come bust in half plus corn dog doesn't have c4 explosive in his corn dogs now does he Pepsi dog has c4 explosives in his Pepsi cans why you think he ain't drinking it
@@spookyscarylamppost3431 but it's easier for that guy to shoot you while you're on the ground while you also have a bunch of animals attacking you, but when you choose the birds he's the only one that might hurt you but you're moving through the air and some of the birds can fly under you to catch the bullets for you which significantly lowers his chances of hitting you as well.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that male grauer's gorillas are capable of lifting up to 2 tons (10 times their weight) on their own? They basically are like bulls, but with the anatomical advantages of a human.
You greatly underestimate the amount of space flapping wings occupy, and greatly overestimate the cooperation and weight-carrying abilities of solitary birds.
if u listen to soothouse vids with headphones in bed it feels just like being at a sleepover w ur mates and bring the first person to go to bed and none of em quiet down in the slightest
13:48 Here's an argument for socks-and-sandals man that wasn't mentioned: he already has his pants off unlike the three other guys, so he immediately has an agility advantage as he can fully move his legs rather than shuffling around with his pants about his ankles, or needing to take the time to get them off fully.
Corn Dog is the best choice. The templance and training a doggo needs to become the master of balance amongst probably other things is amazing. He would martial art the shit out of everyone else.
Either Jack or Rhianna. Jack can cause a distraction by existing so he'll get beat up while I escape OR Rhianna can just stand in front because you can only verbally abuse her - not physically move her away.
is not one person going to acknowledge the fact that the bathroom one at 11:45 has already been covered on this channel (cursed images [feat. general sam], 6:48), and wilbur stole literally every single one of general sam's quips?
This is one of my top favorite videos from this channel. This is my fourth time watching it and it's only been out a week (to be fair some of that has been introducing my friends to Soothouse).
My choices 1: Corn Dog. That dog has impeccable balance. Look at that perfectly balanced piece of corn. He is a martial arts master 2: 9 crocodiles. No contest. I’m American; I know the power of these big lizard bois 3: Knife Cat. He is nimble enough to dodge sniper cat’s bullets and hardcore enough to not be fazed by assassin cat’s threats 4: Archer Chimp. Caster Squirrel’s powers seem too limited to be of any real use and everything else is too small to hurt the mighty chimp 5: Dog Man. Easy. It makes it 3 on 3
Let's be realistic here. No creature on Earth is fast enough to dodge a bullet traveling at around mach 3, and even if they could the would not be able to see the bullet coming. Sniper Cat would clean house. And 1000 rats would murder everything else. How many swarming rats do you suppose it takes to tear open someone's throat? Only one if you let it. Rats can and will chew through copper wire.
@@flightlesschicken7769 Nah man, 50 of those birds of prey would win, they're the only ones able to fly, so only one man with a shotgun and the questionable throwing abilities of the others wouldn't do much against them.
@@AngelaDSato they can't fly forever and I can guarantee they wouldn't be able to take everything else out. They maybe untouchable at first, but they will tire before they even get close to killing everything. Not to mention, with anything to large to pick up they would have to stay there and claw at it leaving them open for attack. I'm sorry attacc*
@@flightlesschicken7769 only if you're thinking of dilacerating each enemy, which is unnecessary: only takes one bird to blind the man, turn him useless. 20 rats to each bird isn't much when you consider that they're their natural predators. Then it's just a matter of incapacitating/killing the animals that can escalate trees and it's all fine. Besides, with 50 birds and total lack of self respect, I'm pretty sure you could make them carry you away somewhere safe
@@AngelaDSato A blinded enemy is 1, not an enemy out of the fight and 2 not going to stand and let itself get blinded. Further, you are making the assumption that the bird would even go for the eyes; an erroneous assumption as it is not part of a bird of prey's normal hunting behavior. The only logical assumption to make based on the scenario is that all these animals are either trying to kill you or defend you and will behave accordingly. This dose not mean the animals are able to take orders (other than the 100 foot tall man with a 0.00000000001 gauge shotgun) or operate beyond their normal capacity. Corvids may be highly intelligent, but bird of prey are not known for their devilish intelligence. I also feel it flawed to assume these are trained hunting birds.
The Corn on the Cob dog will win. He's actually a martial arts master. Right now, he is gathering more power through meditation and keeping his balance in best condition by balancing the cob. He's the real life version of Kong Kong Phooey.
1:01 I would choose because his he’s probably agile for being so small. Plus the shiny metal coat on the bag will give him protection against energy attacks.
However corn dog has impeccable Balance and can easily push over cheeto dog. And if cheeto dog goes out of defence mode corn dog will side step his attacks with ease.
OI OI OI!! There is a place in Florida I think and they own a swamp with a bunch of crocs and they own a cat who dominates them. The cat will be eating and the croc will try and get it but she smack him on the snoot and he get scared then runs away.
@@brandonisk8997 True, but that was due to him being able to pick three as opposed to one, he expressed that if he was in a situation where he could only pick one, he would have picked the rats.
The thing about the Grail War is that being more famous makes you stronger. I've seen Knife-Crab all over the internet and Pecko-Gecko shows up from time to time, too, but I've never seen any of the others, so Saber is a really clear choice here.
13:30 I'd choose the dog. The fact that the dog is in his pants shows that the owner is resourceful and has foresight, plus the dog can scout, attack, and gather essential items for survival like food, weaponry, and clothing.
on the thumbnail question, I'm picking socks and sandals guy, because first things first: dog and food guy will fight and kill each other, so I and psychopath will have a number advantage over the gun guy, now that things are really bad to him, he was definitely not prepared in the image, he got the gun out in the open, other disadvantages for him is that psychopath guy is clearly able to do things no one would ever imagine, he's like the definition of dangerous and he also doesn't have his pants on to slow him down, which everyone else does. Anyways, from all of these indispensable facts we can conclude that picking the Psychopath guy is the smartest choice, thank you for coming to my TED talk.
The guy who took his pants off is the only guy ready for action, everyone else is shackled by their clothes
The rest have leg protection
Pants are an illusion, and so is death.
not havin pants on is one point
but having them on the ground is another
he is a maniac, he wont care about his peepee being bitten of or getting shot
he will destroy everybody
Doesn’t matter if he gets shot
Eat pant
1:24 Corn dog is the best choice because he is calm and stable. Haven’t you wondered why that corn on the cob was perfectly balanced on top of his head? It’s because as a puppy he studied and practiced the martial arts and is now a master of not only meditation but also karate,ninjitsu and other arts you’ve probably never even HEARD of. So next time you see corn dog,give him some applause for being calm minded while you were saying he SUCKED when he didn’t.
Thank you for reading
- Corn Dog Supporter #1
Also, if corn dog get hurt in battle, he can have a snacc and heal himself
anna t.: he has ways to protect and attack and many ways
GrilledCheese44: *SNACC*
Balance must be maintained
GrilledCheese44 yeah, it’s a medium health pack
What about the 17000 crocodiles
11:45
Pants guy: Pestilence
Gun guy: War
Burger guy: Famine
Chihuahua guy: Death
oml
@@ddoober oml
@@PeppermintSpikes oml
@@ddoober oml
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Nobody has noticed that it's a unicorndog
Nobody noticed that the doggo in the toilet pants was a unicorndog too! Fucking NASA!!!
No just a regular corndog
@@andotus7637 yeah but its one corn on a dog. uni means one. unicorndog
No it’s corn on the cob dog, they already went through this.
Yes
you: i breed crocodiles
me, an intellectual: *i gain compound interest on crocodiles*
Underrated Comment
Am I gay? yes.
@@saintpansy you sure as heck are
hahaha I ruined the 777 likes and made it 778
@Plushie Pets r/wooosh
I love how noone realised that tierzoo has done a video on that EXACT meme so he should have immediately known what to choose
It was a different meme, it was 10.000 rats and 50 eagles, this is 1000rats and 50hawks so more balanced
"can I phone a friend tierzoo"
And also you only get to choose one there
There irrelevant tho
"noone"
I love how much analysis goes into their choices
True Af
Kowalski
@@HondaN-rl3ls god dammit you were 19 minutes ahead of me
*friendship goals: seriously discussing 4 pictures of dogs with friends*
Friendship goals, having someone actually speak to me before i talk with them.
Friendship goals: Have friends
*everyone else fighting*
Wilbur: I could stab a cat.
No guys, you're clearly not getting it. The corn dog is obviously the correct choice. Not only is it dexterous and agile enough to balance a corn on its head, it's also willing to follow the commands of its master, who obviously put it there and told it to balance it. In addition the added mobility would also grant it capabilities in underwater melee combat (completely removing the goggle dog's only advantage). Thus, its agility and supreme discipline make the corn dog the best pick.
But can corn dog really beat the raw fury that you can see on pepsi dog's face? That's the look of a dog that's finishing its pepsi to start the slaughter.
@@Eichro
Unicorn dog can use the corn to mash the can into Pepsi Dog's throat to choke him, due to Pepsi Dog's cooldown period of drinking pepsi, much like drinking energy drinks in PUBG
nah, it’s all about goggle dog. he’s a good water boi
@@limedelta8
If you're going for how a good boi they are, then Google.dog and Unicorn Dog have tied
It’s definitely the 2,987,000 crocodiles
Rhianna: He can deep throat your enemies
Whilbur: No, Rhianna.
I feel that comment was cut down to fast. That would have made a very funny comment string.
She's so unfunny they went from ignoring her to shutting her down lol
Wish she was cut out from these completely
@@dsadsa726 she's the designated deep throater
dsa dsa I like Rihanna..
@@dsadsa726 But without her it's a gay channel since there's no girl to cancel out the gayness of multipleguys having "fun" together.
3:18
Goggle dog does land and water based attacks
Pepsi dog is a heavy gunner who can shot large metal bullets at your enemies
Cheeto dog is a mage with much wisdom and spells to give
Corn dog is the brewer/healer
Wow.
So basically corn dog is a stupid _nerd_
Cheetodog for the win.
i see cheeto dog as more of a thief/rouge/huntsman class. (considering he is hiding inside a bag of cheetos.)
i also see pepsi dog as a close-range tank,
who can sharpen his teeth with the can,
so that his attacks deal EVEN MORE DAMAGE!
I’d like to imagine that this is what politicians argue about in parliament instead of sorting out Brexit... that would make me happy.
Well be happy, it's basically it.
THis post was made by USA gang
@@kazbrekker16 gigga
@@kazbrekker16 pretty sure the UK is worse mate
yes
“What’s Pepsi dog gonna do?”
“He can deep throat your enemies”
*”No Rhianna.”*
"Yes Rhianna"
“Maybe Rihanna”
why rihanna
Y E S
"Okay Rhianna
Jack: "Where are you gonna get a gun from?"
Wilbur: "I think i cou-"
Jack: "The only place you could get a gun is from the knife"
Wilbur: *"I think i could stab a cat"*
*hol up*
"He can deep throat your enemies!"
*"NO RHIANNA"*
N O R H I A N N A
*NUT.*
@Atomic Werewolf no
@Atomic Werewolf
Don't nut right now, were so close to finishing -No- Nut November
@Atomic Werewolf do you realize what month it is? Chill dude.
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that Soothouse has turned into Imperial Japan
Who said anything about ignoring
Soothouse is an imperialist house
BOW TO THE SOOT HOUSE
H- how..?
this aged awfully well.
"What are they going to do? Stab me in the foot?!"
Yes, *_all they have to do is sever the Achillies' tendon._*
The cats can jump at your face and stab you, they can jump very high, or they could stab you in the knee and cripple you.
@@M3G4T3RR4 i used To be an adventurer like you
Petition for David to stop pushing dogs into water
nah
Petition for David to stop being specist and start pushing cats, birds, bunnies, tortoises and hillmen into water
147 has signed, lets get to 300!
I'll sign it
What about stabbing the cats
breeding
/ˈbrēdiNG/
noun
Definition of breeding
1 : Compound interest on crocodiles
😮
It would actually be a verb because breading is an action not a person, place, or thing. Call me next time someone uses the wrong pronoun
Austin Britt r/iamverysmart
@@sharronneedles6721 /r/madlads /r/iamverysmary /r/whoosh
@@spicysalami2643 they have Hitler's audiobook saved to one of their playlists. What do you expect?
“He might just wanna die, David.”
“Yeah, and, *so do I.”*
The second one is actually impossible. The rats seem like the obvious choice since they massively outnumber everything else, but keep in mind that the situation is "one protects you, the rest attack you". Keyword "you". Whatever you're against doesn't have to kill 1,000 rats. They just have to kill _you._ This is where the problems come in.
If you take the rats, the birds are a problem. Since the birds attack from the air, the rats can't defend you against them at all. Obviously, you can't fight 50 birds alone, so you lose there.
If you take the birds, you have to deal with 1,000 rats. 50 birds simply can't defeat 1,000 rats, so you lose there as well.
The actual problem is that you choose two to defend you. not just one and if you put rats around you, they would slip fall etc
Poor creatures.
Bogey nator let the rats crawl on me it’s armor
Ok, hear me out
Rat mech
Bogey nator and besides if you choose anything other then human it can just shoot you the moment it begins. If you choose human you are MASSIVELY out numbered so you die
I'd pick the socks and sandals guy because only an absolute psychopath fully takes their pants off in a public restroom. Plus, I'm no anatomy expert, but the way his feet are angled, it looks like he's standing. So, assuming he is standing, that means double psychopath.
Exactly!
And of course he can move the fastest, he doesnt have to pull his pants up to run to your side and fight.
he's shitting while standing, which means his ass has the power to blast shit at mach 3 directly into the toilet bowl, instead of the normal dripping-to-the-floor by the average human; and requires much skill. I won't be surprised he has a button(no pun intended) which releases a knife into his asscrack and allow him to blast it straight into your chest
Wasn’t that picture on a Soothouse vid before? I think it was R/Hmmm.
@@jennifermcadam1026 Because I'm not a fan of photoshopping faces, I'm an original
1:50 David defending goggle dog will forever be my FAVORITE SootHouse moment 😂
Important to note that the socks and sandals guy is also *wearing two different sandals*
Every time he kills a man, he takes a sandal as a trophy
@Crow *+30 Seduction*
Top left is clearly insane and he would probably turn on you
Bottom left has probably already got E.coli so he might die in the middle of the fight
The dog is already coming at you so I don't trust him
But the guy with the gun is probably flashing it because he feels threatened, so he's probably looking for a partner, I'm gonna have to go with the guy with the gun
And that he is STANDING UP
FACING AWAY FROM THE TOILET
for that extra versatility
0:26 I’d pick the Doggo with the bepis. He clearly knows what he’s doing.
This guy is everywhere I like.
i
I pick corny fren
Pepsi dog is so hyped off caffeine and sugar he won’t stop defending you till every last drop of blood has left his body. Cheeto dog will cower, if you can’t swim your fucked with goggle dog, and corn dog won’t do shit cause he has corn on his head immobilizing him.
Didn't I see you on a cr1t1kal video's comment section before?
*Doggles*
Overview: high aquatic mobility, speed and reaction time. Low damage and low stealth.
Carrying: Swimming goggles - (equippable item) +5 aquatic mobility, +10 underwater perception
Special abilities: Passive - can not be harmed while underwater
Final attack: Diver down - Restore 40 health, then adds 20 quid to your bank account
*Charizard*
Overview: High stealth and speed. Low health, low damage resistance and low power
Carrying: Bag of Cheetos (consumable). Increases speed and adds additional fire type damage to your attacks for 30 seconds.
Special abilities: Activation - Sneezes, inflicting 45 poison damage over a period of 15 seconds. Small chance to make user spontaneously combust. Recharge 40 seconds
Final attack: Inflicts 10-12 bites upon a target that each do 10-12 damage, then adds +10 guilt to *Charizard*
*Scoob*
Overview: High damage, high damage resistance. Low stamina and low accuracy.
Carrying: Pepsi (consumable). When used, *Scoob* transforms into his alter ego *P E P S I M A N.* Increases damage, speed, endurance and stamina by +200 for 25 seconds. 50% chance for *Scoob* to fucking die after use.
Special abilities: Activation - Slumber. Restores +100 health. Unconscious for 30 seconds. Recharges in 2 minutes. Passive - Bloodthirst (After defeating an opponent, *Scoob* will fortnite dance on their corpse and gain +5% attack).
Final attack: *Scoob* will pull you into the mystery van where Shaggy force feeds you Scooby Snacks, causing -75% movement speed and dealing 6 damage a second for 30 seconds.
*Courage The Cowardly Cob*
Overview: High damage, blisteringly high speed, low intelligence, low perception and low self esteem
Carrying: Corn on the cob - (equippable and consumable item) +10 style, +10 charisma, -12 stealth. (When consumed) restores +30 health and gives +10% happiness for 10 minutes. (When equipped after being eaten) +3 style, +2 charisma, +4 luck.
Specials: Activation - Calls upon the Wrath of Jeremy Kyle (deals 0-1,000 damage), recharge of 5 minutes. Activation - spits out kernels of corn that turn into popcorn and deal 10-20 damage three times. Recharge of 1 minute.
Final attack - Summon Eustace from the ground using black magic, who then calls your opponent a stupid dog and devours and devours half of the Earth. 75% chance to fail.
Permission to use these in my next D&D Campaign??
Ok but corndog is balancing it so skillfully it clearly has ascended past any of the other dogs.
And I would pick socks and sandals guy bc if it were real time, he would be the only one mobile enough to fight. He could get out of the bathroom stall immediately and attack the guy with the gun. The dog would first go to the food so both burger guy and dog would be occupied. Then after he has defeated gun guy he could take the gun and defeat the other competitors. But not the dog, the dog is now his pet. The dog is his reward.
Ok, I like the logic, and dog/burger will be occupied, but gun guy doesn't need mobility to deal with the attackers. He could hit sandals dude, then reload before the dog has recovered. And unless his power is super immunity to germs, burger guy is already dying of food poisoning, so I don't think that's really a threat.
no, every living organism that looks at socks and sandals guy will experience true terror, fall into a lucid state and die from shock within the next 20 seconds
Bombom1300 sandals guy can use his removed pants as a whip to knock the puny gun from gun mans hands
You're right, but you'll definitely have to see his dick so is it REALLY worth the cost?
@@Bombom1300 but gun guy would have a bathroom stall door infront of him unless he someone got to it before the others ran out. basically he would have to shoot through the door and have to look under the door to see when the others are running past so his reaction may be slower so he wouldnt be able to shoot them in time
The socks and sandals man has so much hidden sexual rage I would trust him to protect me against an army
I thought you said "thrust him" lmao
Silenth 32 that would be his reward
His underwear is wadded up in between his feet... not in the pants.
Not so much as that, but he most likely hunts human beings for sport, so he'd have the exact amount of power needed to take down any threat. There is, however, the chance that he could turn on whoever he supports, as he clearly is very indifferent to authority. He's a wildcard. But yeah, he's the best bet.
@@jakewitcombe5304 I agree, you can't trust someone who takes there pants of to shit in a public toilet while wearing socks and sandals. but rather him on my side for now
im rewatching this and how is it that wilbur has managed to mention tranformice more than once throughout his career
Corn Dog is the embodiment of
*b a l a n c e*
He will win, he has transcended.
this was suprisingly very funny to me. idk why lmao
Corndog probably has the power to wipe out half of the crocodiles.
Crocodiles I win
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I'm sorry but it's *cob on the corn dog*
One protec, one attac, but most importantly soot house is bacc
Perfect
*yeet*
😉👉👉
Actually one protec rest attac but most importantly you get a nice snacc
Not anymore
4:08 I’d go with the rats I mean just one took out half of Europe
Jeremy darklord that was pre-vax Europe as well, and now with this new anti-vax thing happening the rats could very well kill everyone all over again
Actually the fleas did that and the blame got put on rats
Crazy Cupcakes rats were just responsible for carrying them all over Europe
@@EnderSpy358 ...so the fleas and the rats then.
Gabriel Ganzevoort fleas
tierzoo made an ENTIRE video studying the 2nd image
N3sKey he actually referenced that. He said could I bring in tier zoo on this one and that lead to the whole phone a friend thing. (I don’t know if that’s exactly what he said)
@@mgsquared5204 i know. you think i didn't watch the video ?
4th panel cat is very experienced. He knows he has 9 lives, and he expects to use all of them to their full potential.
No, he just looks annoyed. That is not a cat with 9 lives, that is a cat with eternal life. He is immortal. All hail careless cat
Answer to the last one:
You steal the burger from the guy
The dog gets the gun
You make the dog bring the gun to you because you have the burger
You through the burger under the socks and sandles stall
You shoot the other 3
You come home with a gun and a dog after a nice day at work.
“I could stab a cat”
Shaylee Leishman -Wilbur Soot
0_0 why 🐱🐈
Fuck you
Then I will stab dogs
@Spectre 425 Yes. Yes I would
Spectre 425 yes
Corn dog would win because his balance over the corn is so extreme it rips reality of its elements CORN
“No, Rhianna.” - Wilbur 2018
GraymanandTheLegend Rihanna is the name of the chick that’s in this video and others
I will protect you from diabetes!
LMAO
With 17000 crocodiles
I prefer pool dog
@@nv_johan8711 with the *D O G G L E S*
No Pepsi dog will transform into bepis dog and its now lt is a fuckin chimera but the doggels dog h as a secret behind those goggles he has laser eyes, but we now have to get through the Cheetos dogs armor of a thousand Cheetos wich might be hard, the corn on the cob dog has earned enlightenment and has extreme powers of the dogs I mean God's lol so this isn't just a competition of the doggers no this is a match of super doggers!!!
I pick the corndog for the first one. He's mastered balance, and he can likely summon corn to rain down upon them. He also likely has Ultra Instinct. I mean, freaking look at that power.
he is the best choice
Using your logic the doggle can likely summon a wave like damn Poseidon
@@helloworld2409 How do you know corndog will be phased by such an attack?
Oh he may be your best choice but he isn't for mine Pepsi dog is mine because any enemy I would just grab a coke bottle from him and shove it down my enemy's throat till they finally come bust in half plus corn dog doesn't have c4 explosive in his corn dogs now does he Pepsi dog has c4 explosives in his Pepsi cans why you think he ain't drinking it
Cheeto dog is a chihuahua, the rest don't stand a chance
I like the way everyone is arguing over the combat effectiveness of a Labrador wearing goggles
Obviously the Unicorn on the cob shibe is better
No
@@humerusmanhumerus7031 well said
Yes
Oi, mate, I'm sure you've heard this before but that's not a bloody Ryaquaza
@@Ciciciron yeah thats groudon
I stand with David on this one.
Omg 😂😂 you made my day
@@PunkKidXXII y'all just make my day , IDK you but I love you
Debatable.
You are goggle dog
I agree
10:26 can we just talk about the fact that noone got the Fate reference ?
I got it lol
I always did like the watcher pet personally
Are we going to ignore that the birds could have all worked together to pick you up and fly you to safety
Well there's a guy with a gun soooooo.....
@@spookyscarylamppost3431 but it's easier for that guy to shoot you while you're on the ground while you also have a bunch of animals attacking you, but when you choose the birds he's the only one that might hurt you but you're moving through the air and some of the birds can fly under you to catch the bullets for you which significantly lowers his chances of hitting you as well.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that male grauer's gorillas are capable of lifting up to 2 tons (10 times their weight) on their own? They basically are like bulls, but with the anatomical advantages of a human.
You greatly underestimate the amount of space flapping wings occupy, and greatly overestimate the cooperation and weight-carrying abilities of solitary birds.
You know how sharp their talons are right? They’ll accidentally gouge out your flesh
5:44
Did not expect a Transformice reference in the year of our lord 2018
Cipherfied Art
Childhood
I actually screamed when I saw it
I used to spend HOURS on that game back in 2011. I was the wall jumping master.
I play that game constantly, level 96. I haven’t seen any references to the game in AGES. That was a surprise of the decade 🤧
Asendaven pfffft I’ve never seen a reference to it and I’ve been playing since late 2013
11:55 I like to imagine the sandals guy is standing up
David seems a little too serious in this video... is he planning something?
Elliott Piker he knows the crocodiles are closing in
Compound investment is a serious topic. It is about your future.
You fools,,, the Pepsi energises pepsidog. His fully charged form is beyond what any human can comprehend. I watch rikc and Marty so I know.
* parrotfish * its rock and shmorby*
no. it's Dick and wborshpy
Actually you noob, if you really knew Pepsi dog you'd know once he drinks Pepsi he becomes Pepsiman.
To be fair...
6:00 best phone conversation.
SootHouse, Slazo, SorrowTV, GioFilms, FlooKooTV
One will protect you the others will attack you, choose wisely.
slazo ofc
SorrowTV, he's a bunch of ppl in one
@@emilychristian7844 and he's got a hamster. Hamster bonus
I choose a secret fighter....
CueStar
I choose SootHouse lmao
Pick one Sootboi to protect you. The rest will attack you. Go
Walter Fate
Wilbur
Andrew Allen Rihanna because you can never have enough property
Wilbur
The 23,000 crocodiles.
10:25 is that a fate series reference?
Nah man it's just the holy grail war with all six options being one of the standard grail war servants.
They foking forgot Berserker
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
We’ve got Jacc
I attacc
I attacc
I just kinda attacc
It's atacc
you know what else attac? 24,000 crocodiles.
@@InsanePigeon patch notes on the v1.10 removed crocodiles for reasons of exploit and giant skips
@@AAAAAA23485 I never liked that patch... it completely removed crocodiles and really nerfed the alligators
@@InsanePigeon we'll have to wait until the next patch, it is just rumoured that crocs will have now a limit of 20000 at high VIP players
if u listen to soothouse vids with headphones in bed it feels just like being at a sleepover w ur mates and bring the first person to go to bed and none of em quiet down in the slightest
True
The Crocodiles are clearly the Berserker class
Real men gain compound interest on their crocodiles.
Orrr wemen
Only real men know what A=Pert is
by leaving them in the river bank
No that's no t true only FLORIDA MEN can train a crocodile
“He can deep throat your enemies”
“No Rhianna”
13:48 Here's an argument for socks-and-sandals man that wasn't mentioned: he already has his pants off unlike the three other guys, so he immediately has an agility advantage as he can fully move his legs rather than shuffling around with his pants about his ankles, or needing to take the time to get them off fully.
10:45 the infamous *STABBO CRABBO* returns to fight once more
Everyone is here
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Corn Dog is the best choice. The templance and training a doggo needs to become the master of balance amongst probably other things is amazing. He would martial art the shit out of everyone else.
Wilbur
Charlie
George
David
Jack
Dan
Matt
Rhianna
_One will protect you, the rest will attack you_
Just An Edit I’m choosing Wilbur.
Rhianna she will deep throat her enemies-
David's got reach and weight. I'm going with him.
Either Jack or Rhianna. Jack can cause a distraction by existing so he'll get beat up while I escape OR Rhianna can just stand in front because you can only verbally abuse her - not physically move her away.
Charlie; his purity will blind the eyes of those with malicious intent
Transformice is the best answer because they can use their hive minds to work together and make one giant mass of mice.
The Giga-Rat
is not one person going to acknowledge the fact that the bathroom one at 11:45 has already been covered on this channel (cursed images [feat. general sam], 6:48), and wilbur stole literally every single one of general sam's quips?
10:26 that *Fate* reference though.
Was not expected.
Same, really liked it though ☺
I choose Avenger
but no berserker
Night Berserker is the crocodiles
I'm goin shielder turtles all the way
0:26 I would pick the pepsi dog because of 2 reasons. 1: It's Pepsi Mans sidekick! 2: He clearly likes it!
I thought the cringy undertale fandom had died out
@@gunther7037 Lol it's not Undertale and I'm not really apart of the bad BAD part of the fandom so I'm sure I'm fine.
Jevil [Jevil Fan Club] is that a callmecarson reference?
What if Pepsi dog is a rocket launcher 🤔
no, it’s just him demonstrating his powerful bite
End My Buffering
“No he’s really struggling”
“He’s not doing very well”
“I think I see a broken tooth”
@@Cobalt_27 gather all dogs in an area and use pepsi dog and you win
"he can deepthroat your enemies"
"no, rhianna..."
hasn't even been a minute in and this is gon be a goodun
The lady at NatWest was very confused when I asked what the compound interest per annum was on 9 crocodiles
This is one of my top favorite videos from this channel. This is my fourth time watching it and it's only been out a week (to be fair some of that has been introducing my friends to Soothouse).
My choices
1: Corn Dog. That dog has impeccable balance. Look at that perfectly balanced piece of corn. He is a martial arts master
2: 9 crocodiles. No contest. I’m American; I know the power of these big lizard bois
3: Knife Cat. He is nimble enough to dodge sniper cat’s bullets and hardcore enough to not be fazed by assassin cat’s threats
4: Archer Chimp. Caster Squirrel’s powers seem too limited to be of any real use and everything else is too small to hurt the mighty chimp
5: Dog Man. Easy. It makes it 3 on 3
Let's be realistic here. No creature on Earth is fast enough to dodge a bullet traveling at around mach 3, and even if they could the would not be able to see the bullet coming. Sniper Cat would clean house.
And 1000 rats would murder everything else. How many swarming rats do you suppose it takes to tear open someone's throat? Only one if you let it. Rats can and will chew through copper wire.
@@flightlesschicken7769 Nah man, 50 of those birds of prey would win, they're the only ones able to fly, so only one man with a shotgun and the questionable throwing abilities of the others wouldn't do much against them.
@@AngelaDSato they can't fly forever and I can guarantee they wouldn't be able to take everything else out. They maybe untouchable at first, but they will tire before they even get close to killing everything. Not to mention, with anything to large to pick up they would have to stay there and claw at it leaving them open for attack.
I'm sorry attacc*
@@flightlesschicken7769 only if you're thinking of dilacerating each enemy, which is unnecessary: only takes one bird to blind the man, turn him useless. 20 rats to each bird isn't much when you consider that they're their natural predators. Then it's just a matter of incapacitating/killing the animals that can escalate trees and it's all fine. Besides, with 50 birds and total lack of self respect, I'm pretty sure you could make them carry you away somewhere safe
@@AngelaDSato A blinded enemy is 1, not an enemy out of the fight and 2 not going to stand and let itself get blinded. Further, you are making the assumption that the bird would even go for the eyes; an erroneous assumption as it is not part of a bird of prey's normal hunting behavior. The only logical assumption to make based on the scenario is that all these animals are either trying to kill you or defend you and will behave accordingly. This dose not mean the animals are able to take orders (other than the 100 foot tall man with a 0.00000000001 gauge shotgun) or operate beyond their normal capacity. Corvids may be highly intelligent, but bird of prey are not known for their devilish intelligence. I also feel it flawed to assume these are trained hunting birds.
Sorrowtv or Soothouse, one protects, one attacks. Who do you choose?
Toffeefeathers I mean it’s like 6v1 so I got Soothouse.
Token_Black_Guy but dude Sorrow has like an army of voices on his side, I wouldn’t want to fuck with his nice guy voice, probably has a katana
Soothouse cause there's more of them
Soothouse cause britain.
sorrowtv, he's american and history points towards him winning
Cob dog can heal you
Goggle dog can protec on water
Cheetosdog can suprisethe enemy
Pepsi dog can boost your attac
Pepsi dog can also show Pepsi cans down your enemies throat think of the most brutal things next time
2:11
"Suddenly, out of no where, here comes Pepsi Dog coming to attack you, right?"
"Yeah, I'd push him in the pool!"
The Corn on the Cob dog will win. He's actually a martial arts master. Right now, he is gathering more power through meditation and keeping his balance in best condition by balancing the cob. He's the real life version of Kong Kong Phooey.
Ryuzaki Hideki *death note thinking music plays*
You mean hong Kong phoney, you absolute troglodyte
The new logo looks like the land of the rising sun. I’ll call it the “land of the rising soot” phase
1:01 I would choose because his he’s probably agile for being so small. Plus the shiny metal coat on the bag will give him protection against energy attacks.
However corn dog has impeccable
Balance and can easily push over cheeto dog. And if cheeto dog goes out of defence mode corn dog will side step his attacks with ease.
Was the dog in the thumbnail eating *P A N T ! ?*
he was coming from the pant
he was eating them from the insde
he gonna nom ya
6:37 bro the 1000 rats could surround the planetary instantly its like a bunch of zerglings choose the rats
OI OI OI!! There is a place in Florida I think and they own a swamp with a bunch of crocs and they own a cat who dominates them. The cat will be eating and the croc will try and get it but she smack him on the snoot and he get scared then runs away.
Of course it's in Florida, OF COURSE IT'S IN BLOODY FLORIDA!
@@LedaTheotokoglou chill out weeb
*Smack him on the snoot*
@@gunther7037 no u
I. Suk. s n o o t
Doggles must be respected and feared
10:06 Will has made the right choice because there is a fucking crocodile flying.
"Oh, this goes so much deeper."
And the next thing you hear is someone go, "Mm".
Tbh the rats killed half of europe at one point soo....
In all seriousness, it wasn't the rats but the disease they were carrying.
@@s3dchr In all seriousness, the rats weren't carrying the disease, the fleas they were carrying were.
@@accomplisheddiplomat4091 Yeah, that. You corrected me right, but that wasn't "in all seriousness" though, because I wasn't really joking.
@@accomplisheddiplomat4091 in all seriousness the disease was an organism itself so the rats were carrying the fleas that were carrying the disease
@@accomplisheddiplomat4091 in all seriousness, r/iamverysmart.
Berserker is just nine crocodiles. His Noble Phantasm is Nine Crocodiles Blade Works.
corn dog has really good balance. I think that should be taken into account
1000x Rats was actually Tier Zoo's choice when faced with this question
And 50 birds
@@brandonisk8997 True, but that was due to him being able to pick three as opposed to one, he expressed that if he was in a situation where he could only pick one, he would have picked the rats.
David's noble phantasm is a just summoning 9 crocodiles
thank you shithouse, very cool!
wHAT
🤔
MediocreHouse
AshShack
Thank you USSR very cool.
The thing about the Grail War is that being more famous makes you stronger. I've seen Knife-Crab all over the internet and Pecko-Gecko shows up from time to time, too, but I've never seen any of the others, so Saber is a really clear choice here.
King carb
You mean STABBO CRABBO?
Don't be cocky, mongrel.
@@cheeseyexoticbutters haha sick refrense bro u said the gold man line xddddd epic 😎
13:30 I'd choose the dog. The fact that the dog is in his pants shows that the owner is resourceful and has foresight, plus the dog can scout, attack, and gather essential items for survival like food, weaponry, and clothing.
4:15 The fucking best Soothouse Moment ever
I feel like whoever made the second picture seriously underestimates rats
The Real Snowy you've never chased a rat it seems.
Rats cant really swim well
on the thumbnail question, I'm picking socks and sandals guy, because first things first: dog and food guy will fight and kill each other, so I and psychopath will have a number advantage over the gun guy, now that things are really bad to him, he was definitely not prepared in the image, he got the gun out in the open, other disadvantages for him is that psychopath guy is clearly able to do things no one would ever imagine, he's like the definition of dangerous and he also doesn't have his pants on to slow him down, which everyone else does. Anyways, from all of these indispensable facts we can conclude that picking the Psychopath guy is the smartest choice, thank you for coming to my TED talk.
1:25 WHY IS THERE A COFFEE BEAN IN THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER I NEED TO KNOW!
LMAO
someone said "nut" randomly
Voidream EX no one said nut
@@ja_cow_ski Are you deaf
At 13:29 David says “ yeah we’re breeding quickly” as if he... is a crocodile...
Can we just stop for a moment and talk about how much of a SNACC Wilbur is? Also Charlie is a close second ;)
10:51 is a Fate reference
I see your a weeb of culture to
He protecc he attacc but most importantly he watches soothouse and eats a snacc