The Filth of Fiverr 2

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2018
  • I am gonna do something to the Fiverr.
    ♦ People in the video ♦
    Altrive - / omgitsaltrive
    Joko - / jokoswag
    JC the Caster - / jcthecaster
    Cscoop - / cscoop
    Hugbox - / hugbox
    Mason - / undrscrmason
    ♦ The Unzipped Podcast - / @lunchclubpodcast
    ♦ MERCH - www.designbyhumans.com/shop/C...
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Outro: 90sFlav - Sight
    Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
    The Filth of Fiverr 2
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 років тому +7129

    If you want the raw files for the fiverr videos to make an epic meme out of it, here you go:
    ua-cam.com/video/cAISmpxwi-E/v-deo.html

    • @TheNoEyedGirl
      @TheNoEyedGirl 5 років тому +88

      Thank you daddy

    • @coleboone7126
      @coleboone7126 5 років тому +23

      you should make another video of this great content

    • @nickrobles7592
      @nickrobles7592 5 років тому +52

      Still waiting for I'm Spider-Man 10 hours

    • @Marcos-jx6qv
      @Marcos-jx6qv 5 років тому +9

      Why are subscribed to so many minecraft channels

    • @altaccount9267
      @altaccount9267 5 років тому +1

      CallMeCarson Cursed videos 3 was removed

  • @wingedwhimsy2925
    @wingedwhimsy2925 5 років тому +7152

    If you look carefully, the loli was given the script that later went to the duck hunt guy. I believe this sacrifice was worth it.

    • @nickvasseur
      @nickvasseur 4 роки тому +541

      The pirate guy also got the screaming instead of the anchorman

    • @unspoken_16
      @unspoken_16 4 роки тому +303

      I believe it was because they denied it

    • @SparkstarScope
      @SparkstarScope 4 роки тому +33

      It was totes worth it, c'mon.

    • @sam8076
      @sam8076 4 роки тому +16

      FBI Agent #71 thank you FBI agent 71

    • @v_Magica
      @v_Magica 4 роки тому +30

      I was wondering why she wasnt there and the pirate existed

  • @ELMsAnightmare
    @ELMsAnightmare 5 років тому +10266

    War: Duck Hunt Guy
    Famine: Chicken Boy
    Pestilence: The Doctor
    Death: The News Reporter

  • @thennoth2860
    @thennoth2860 4 роки тому +2884

    He sounds so happy when saying
    "It is this one's final hours"
    I don't think he knew what that meant... Or maybe he did idk.

  • @boabuin1151
    @boabuin1151 4 роки тому +3006

    I'm so happy for the duck hunt guy, I literally don't know nothing about him but the "first beer is on you" message just brough a wave of warmth to my heart that I was not expecting

    • @elliottracer35
      @elliottracer35 3 роки тому +81

      He is the best

    • @underbelievershome4638
      @underbelievershome4638 3 роки тому +80

      He's making a lot of money, and happy for him.

    • @chickeningay
      @chickeningay 3 роки тому +39

      @Mr. Graves me too but would that giga chad hang out with us

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 2 роки тому +19

      he seems like the kind of guy who has countless hunting stories

  • @colanderknight3628
    @colanderknight3628 5 років тому +16422

    I don't think people even have to tell the doctor guy to dab.
    I think he just does it.

  • @xenoslyce1781
    @xenoslyce1781 5 років тому +15573

    Your son Tim has caught the bad case of *the gay.*

    • @sircubfredericks3304
      @sircubfredericks3304 5 років тому +424

      ligma balls

    • @zippydoda49
      @zippydoda49 5 років тому +295

      *dab*

    • @dawidek8237
      @dawidek8237 5 років тому +72

      3:35 feels like that movie where some kind of hunter is like,,oh ok i will do it, dont worry" and does finger guns on someone

    • @ProdJrdan
      @ProdJrdan 5 років тому +9

      666 likes

    • @guooofangniiiinggg
      @guooofangniiiinggg 5 років тому +47

      *oh no, I knew I shouldn't of gave him vaccines*

  • @jayc7559
    @jayc7559 4 роки тому +6093

    “I am the embodiment of chaos” Omg, I want to give him a hug, he’s so wholesome!

    • @ThatGuyNamedKai
      @ThatGuyNamedKai 4 роки тому +163

      He has such a way with words

    • @kleecake6635
      @kleecake6635 4 роки тому +55

      That moved me

    • @speedypainter52
      @speedypainter52 4 роки тому +132

      It was already strong enough but then he whips out that floss and i just died. Hes such a bold young man

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 4 роки тому +42

      I love that guy and will loyally follow him into battle

    • @johnstrader4606
      @johnstrader4606 3 роки тому +2

      @@chickencurry420 ikr

  • @gamezinc1014
    @gamezinc1014 4 роки тому +1578

    Buford is actually a pretty good actor honestly

  • @checkmyplaylist6879
    @checkmyplaylist6879 5 років тому +6408

    The bad floss guy had me almost literally die of laughter

    • @carazy123_
      @carazy123_ 5 років тому +129

      I immediately wanted him to say
      “I am King T’challa”

    • @potato9370
      @potato9370 5 років тому +104

      He was too wholesome for me to laugh it was funny but also pure

    • @yasukeg4202
      @yasukeg4202 5 років тому +6

      @@carazy123_ SON OF KING TCHAKA

    • @cazz22
      @cazz22 5 років тому +1

      Nice with the sink boy water

    • @henryh3134
      @henryh3134 4 роки тому +6

      Absolute unit of a human being

  • @deaddead698
    @deaddead698 5 років тому +6407

    I am the embodiment of pure chaós

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 роки тому +1526

    Famine: The agent of chaos
    Pestilence: The doctor
    War: Duck hunt guy
    Death: The kid with the chicken

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 4 роки тому +26

      All of which can be solved with a chainsaw cannon

    • @lilthicc485
      @lilthicc485 4 роки тому +11

      This is straight up copied

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 4 роки тому +2

      Lil Thicc ?

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 4 роки тому +4

      @@purplehaze2358 he's saying your comment is copied from someone else

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 4 роки тому +2

      TFK_001 Not intentionally.

  • @HyperkalemiaSineWave
    @HyperkalemiaSineWave 5 років тому +1010

    "Why was he getting so red?"
    That's the power of 3.6 roentgens right there. Not great, not terrible. I'm told its the equivalent of a chest x-ray

    • @parsaakbari4628
      @parsaakbari4628 4 роки тому +11

      Chernobyl haha

    • @averymorrish9686
      @averymorrish9686 4 роки тому +2

      Ha

    • @randallsanders1766
      @randallsanders1766 4 роки тому +9

      "Radiation flare! Big. 40 million roentgens."
      "Just lost Holland, what's going on?"
      "Atomic eximent scrambled the signal, 90 million now!"
      "Source?"
      "Airborne. Close."
      "How close?"
      *BIGASS KABOOM*
      "THAT CLOSE!"

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 3 роки тому +2

      @@randallsanders1766 poor Kat, tragic really

    • @pat8437
      @pat8437 3 роки тому

      Underrated comment

  • @abyzzthelesbianmidget9686
    @abyzzthelesbianmidget9686 5 років тому +1330

    A better sequal than bruh sound effect #2

    • @roflel
      @roflel 5 років тому +7

      you are not ready ua-cam.com/video/RwCRqfa_9uw/v-deo.html

  • @morrowings
    @morrowings 5 років тому +972

    The four horsemen of the apocalypse:
    I'M SPIDERMAN
    I AM CHAOS
    ME BALLS
    THAT'S YOU

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 5 років тому +21

      CONQUEST
      DEATH
      FAMINE
      WAR

    • @georgie984
      @georgie984 5 років тому +3

      Warlockbones
      Pestilence
      Famine
      Death
      War

    • @yfnratchet
      @yfnratchet 5 років тому +4

      Warlockbones | CHAOS CHOAS
      I CAN DO ANYTHING TO FIVERR

    • @FRD357
      @FRD357 5 років тому

      conquest is the 5th btw

    • @egray5153
      @egray5153 5 років тому

      What about XD

  • @oreothestepswitcher
    @oreothestepswitcher 4 роки тому +527

    What made me laugh in the past: *actual memes*
    What makes me laugh now: *rick saying xd*

    • @chloeprice9649
      @chloeprice9649 4 роки тому +21

      What makes me laugh now: I am de embodiment of pure khaoys

    • @anniehatley9760
      @anniehatley9760 4 роки тому +7

      *insert bad floss*

  • @lemmegetabite8460
    @lemmegetabite8460 4 роки тому +291

    I noticed at around 8:20 Carson had a UA-cam tap open for "Full House Season Eight Extended".
    Epic

    • @what._.42
      @what._.42 3 роки тому +14

      Hes also got something called “biggie smalls ft Thomas the tank engine”

    • @carrotcommunist9216
      @carrotcommunist9216 3 роки тому +3

      @@what._.42 bruh

    • @MilkoInsano
      @MilkoInsano 3 роки тому +2

      @@what._.42 yeah that was for the train video

  • @game_generation
    @game_generation 5 років тому +4013

    It all went down hill when they game ended VoiceOverPete.

    • @neojenshi4055
      @neojenshi4055 5 років тому +28

      Ikr

    • @joen9026
      @joen9026 5 років тому +150

      But everything changed when the fiverr nation attacked

    • @BigBadMumba
      @BigBadMumba 5 років тому +68

      He's doing way much better than he was in fiver

    • @valesow
      @valesow 5 років тому +5

      Im the 1k like *dabs aggressively*

    • @faisaslayer1703
      @faisaslayer1703 5 років тому +5

      ......I don't understand Fortnite

  • @tudisnob
    @tudisnob 5 років тому +2803

    i really love the relaxing outros, they're a really good way of saying "have a nice day"

    • @matthewmcwane9569
      @matthewmcwane9569 5 років тому +68

      Tud9001 Tud9001 yeah it’s like a chaotic video and then boom you’re asleep

    • @classicpinball9873
      @classicpinball9873 5 років тому +1

      Cringe

    • @spooky7326
      @spooky7326 5 років тому +17

      @@classicpinball9873
      Happiness = cringe

    • @Art3mis_The_Imp_Clips
      @Art3mis_The_Imp_Clips 5 років тому +1

      or that thing that comes up when you've seen something hilariously stupid "have a wonderful time"

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 5 років тому +3

      Very juxtaposition indeed.

  • @itz_tania_duhh516
    @itz_tania_duhh516 4 роки тому +6279

    **Trying to listen to the video**
    Carson: *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @kuhnekt8598
      @kuhnekt8598 4 роки тому +146

      Itz_Tania_Duhh why are u here, go watch ur gacha love stories

    • @drew.-
      @drew.- 4 роки тому +21

      Thats how it normal goes

    • @_DarkMoves
      @_DarkMoves 4 роки тому +47

      @@kuhnekt8598 and why are you here? go back to playing overwatch

    • @goodgamegamer6742
      @goodgamegamer6742 4 роки тому +32

      gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha gacha

    • @SkKedDy
      @SkKedDy 4 роки тому +18

      Nickw00t and why are you here? Go back to playing heartstone

  • @tortellium3750
    @tortellium3750 2 роки тому +49

    The Duck Hunt guy is literally the man all men desire to be but never could be. He is perfection incarnate

  • @vriska222
    @vriska222 5 років тому +4644

    *I will say anything while holding a chicken*
    "This one will make a great sacrifice to our lord Cthulhu."

    • @joesaban5690
      @joesaban5690 5 років тому +57

      Yoshii to the merciless sun god

    • @alvinyoung9031
      @alvinyoung9031 5 років тому +14

      I laughed at this for five minutes straight and couldn’t breathe 😂🥳

    • @evanmann3447
      @evanmann3447 5 років тому +7

      Don't forget the scarlet king

    • @briarrr__
      @briarrr__ 5 років тому +16

      "This one is used for eggs and chicken. Of course, we let the eggs get fertilized and then we eat the embryo. The only difference is that you're getting eggs and chicken in one!"

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 5 років тому +2

      okay i'm buying this right now

  • @vantasm
    @vantasm 5 років тому +520

    You have no idea how long we've waited, Carson

  • @anabsolutenightmare
    @anabsolutenightmare 4 роки тому +329

    *You know a channel’s good when you have to consciously remind yourself to not eat when watching the content or else you’ll choke laughing like last time*

    • @tortellium3750
      @tortellium3750 2 роки тому +4

      _Like last time_

    • @TariotFrog
      @TariotFrog 2 роки тому +4

      I kept having to pause the video to swallow my food

    • @jayedgar1384
      @jayedgar1384 2 роки тому +1

      I do that. But not because of Carson. He somehow manages to be the least entertaining part of his own videos

    • @sedfgh
      @sedfgh 2 роки тому

      i literally cant drink anything while watching or i will spit it everywhere

    • @Boogaboop
      @Boogaboop Рік тому

      Should've read this comment before I started eating

  • @engineer6808
    @engineer6808 4 роки тому +534

    7:50 *Top 10 Characters who could beat Thanos*

  • @snoozie4835
    @snoozie4835 5 років тому +847

    Fiverr has nothing to do with helping people, it’s only Fortnite, Memes, Montages, and Making people talk for you

    • @PatRick-mq6ss
      @PatRick-mq6ss 5 років тому +6

      *You don't say?*

    • @rumory
      @rumory 5 років тому +25

      Was that supposed to be the original purpose?

    • @therealone3536
      @therealone3536 4 роки тому +18

      Nah, I’m pretty sure that hard floss after the threat helped me.

    • @3jck
      @3jck 4 роки тому +8

      Did u not see his floss, that helped me.

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 4 роки тому +1

      *bang* THAT’S YOU! *bang*

  • @brady_mcgrady
    @brady_mcgrady 5 років тому +1055

    This needs to be a monthly thing

  • @monkeyojacko
    @monkeyojacko 3 роки тому +137

    I can’t tell if Carson’s laugh is contagious or toxic

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin 4 роки тому +138

    8:31 Dude looks like SCP-106.

    • @neptune9423
      @neptune9423 3 роки тому

      Mrthosetheboss is that you

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 років тому +1607

    Surprising lack of Bookworm Adventures Deluxe content on fiver. :thinking:

    • @mcmoozack
      @mcmoozack 5 років тому +31

      Beef Stew! You're Alive!

    • @first8765
      @first8765 5 років тому +23

      Go back to dunkey

    • @feelinit64
      @feelinit64 5 років тому

      STOP NOW

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 років тому +2

      I think I know what I am doing with my Christmas gift.

    • @toiletgoblin4424
      @toiletgoblin4424 5 років тому +5

      Beef Stew When you gonna do a run of Bookworm Adventures without the E?

  • @BrandonReck
    @BrandonReck 5 років тому +415

    *The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-*

  • @boombieinacan3688
    @boombieinacan3688 2 роки тому +7

    “Young and supple” oooooo that one didint age quite well

  • @Daa253
    @Daa253 4 роки тому +77

    5:04 *Those scary lawyer commercials that go "have you or a loved one" be like:*

    • @benblock_
      @benblock_ 2 роки тому +1

      *”well get ready for it”*

  • @kxloux8466
    @kxloux8466 5 років тому +2774

    The video got taken down for nudity or sexual content. Lol.

    • @jackmccann3237
      @jackmccann3237 5 років тому +27

      why lol? where was the nudity?

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 років тому

      @@lunar-715 If that's the case. Then RIP...

    • @screbulous
      @screbulous 5 років тому +5

      Thank you watchmojo

    • @EyesackDeeazz
      @EyesackDeeazz 5 років тому +2

      Well look how arousing the content is

    • @vsinc.r626
      @vsinc.r626 5 років тому +1

      Scary Spaghetti where?

  • @bazoinker
    @bazoinker 5 років тому +1185

    allow me to remind you..
    *that floss*

  • @peepeestorm2178
    @peepeestorm2178 5 років тому +265

    duck hunt guy script
    *go on 10 second long rampage*
    gay
    *sweat profusely and another 5 second rampage*

  • @hihowareyou4087
    @hihowareyou4087 4 роки тому +183

    Could we get the duck dynasty guy on smp live

  • @Hebi-Y
    @Hebi-Y 5 років тому +376

    5$ for a X D
    *_That's totally worth it_*

  • @King-mn9ru
    @King-mn9ru 5 років тому +509

    Carson is the only UA-camr that knows what we want.

  • @darman9844
    @darman9844 4 роки тому +482

    WHERES THE HIGH PITCHED FEMALE VOICE THAT ISNT LOLI ?

    • @invert3771
      @invert3771 4 роки тому +41

      “Do the loli voice”
      “Its not a loli voice”
      The text: “young/high pitched”

    • @DB-nt3nq
      @DB-nt3nq 3 роки тому +21

      idk what happened but i noticed that it went to the duck hunt guy

  • @kingsomim
    @kingsomim 4 роки тому +86

    7:04 "Mr. Krab's sad backstory"

  • @westep4273
    @westep4273 5 років тому +189

    3:20 wow the new Spider-Man movie looks amazing

    • @zerozatoichi
      @zerozatoichi 5 років тому +2

      Panther Gaming Spider-Man 2099 is a fetus

    • @whitesoul8137
      @whitesoul8137 5 років тому

      i play POKEMON GO EVERY DAY!!!!

  • @theussrsatomicbomb
    @theussrsatomicbomb 5 років тому +507

    Carson throwing his money away at random stupid stuff is my kind of content

    • @midnightthoughts8519
      @midnightthoughts8519 5 років тому +2

      Try Mrbeast then. He does the same thing 😂

    • @wayfarer6464
      @wayfarer6464 5 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @kartik4487
      @kartik4487 5 років тому +3

      @@midnightthoughts8519 But he isn't as funny

    • @midnightthoughts8519
      @midnightthoughts8519 5 років тому +1

      @@kartik4487 That is true, but hey. MrBeast is great in his own unique way

    • @kartik4487
      @kartik4487 5 років тому +1

      @@midnightthoughts8519 I used to like Mr. beast a lot and loved his videos but recently his videos just bore me amd his jokes feel kinda forced but i still respect him because he is a good and generous youtuber or maybe i don't find is jokes funny because my sense of humor is so low that i could laugh at the bruh sound effect #2 meme for hours
      edit: i would also watch him if his videos were highly edited and contained deepfrying or earrape

  • @elle2630
    @elle2630 4 роки тому +35

    WHEN HE STARTED TO DO THE FLOSS OML-

  • @SkoolConnor
    @SkoolConnor 4 роки тому +44

    Im gonna do something, and it aint, gonna be pretty
    :D

  • @thegreenmoon8823
    @thegreenmoon8823 5 років тому +742

    Boi in background: that's the worst floss I've ever seen
    Me: hold my beer

  • @musicman9260
    @musicman9260 5 років тому +494

    This was pure comedy. I have never laughed so hard. Thank you

  • @zuzannafey1856
    @zuzannafey1856 4 роки тому +123

    The doctor looks like the tortoise from "over the hedge"

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 роки тому +4

      Correct.

    • @mint5482
      @mint5482 3 роки тому +12

      I was hoping that movie was just a global collective fever dream but oh god it has a name

    • @zuzannafey1856
      @zuzannafey1856 3 роки тому +10

      @@mint5482 greatest creation by mankind in my opinion

  • @jakk1hundo553
    @jakk1hundo553 3 роки тому +26

    Carson: I love the part where he gets drowned out by cave noises
    Also Carson: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 5 років тому +579

    All of Fiverr is filth now that VoiceOver Pete got banned

    • @stoltten3914
      @stoltten3914 5 років тому

      It gud

    • @Jimmyfishthe3rd
      @Jimmyfishthe3rd 5 років тому +7

      Wasn't he the guy that did the fortnite scams?

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 5 років тому +4

      Jimmyfish The3rd no he acts out orders sent from the Donald Trump yes, the Donald Trump, so you better listen to them

    • @DrinkMe2
      @DrinkMe2 5 років тому

      NOOoOOPOOO

    • @bunghole47
      @bunghole47 5 років тому

      Jimmyfish The3rd they weren’t ‘scams’ they were joke videos. A caveman could see that.

  • @shrimp4278
    @shrimp4278 5 років тому +489

    *Slams down on table*
    "TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS"

    • @1stoboe903
      @1stoboe903 4 роки тому +5

      Huzzah, a man of quality!

    • @3.2187_Kilometres
      @3.2187_Kilometres 4 роки тому +3

      Fucking Androids

    • @way2dead4u
      @way2dead4u 4 роки тому +2

      I see, a fellow person of culture

    • @rainbowpony8216
      @rainbowpony8216 4 роки тому +4

      WAKE UP LIEUTENANT!!! It's me Connor!

    • @captainmurica4
      @captainmurica4 4 роки тому +2

      Literally me to everyone here:
      *Ah, I see you are people of culture as well*

  • @thirteen3678
    @thirteen3678 4 роки тому +83

    Me: *discovers fiverr*
    Also me: humanity was a mistake

  • @average_moron
    @average_moron 4 роки тому +11

    Boy holding a chicken: it is this ones final hours!
    Carson: so wholesome-

  • @mauricejones410
    @mauricejones410 5 років тому +140

    9:48 “one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse” well said

    • @SuperChelo
      @SuperChelo 5 років тому +1

      Oof.

    • @mauricejones410
      @mauricejones410 5 років тому +1

      SuperChelo oh hey chelo

    • @SuperChelo
      @SuperChelo 5 років тому

      @@mauricejones410 hi I just saw you randomly in this comment section so I decided to say oof lol

    • @mauricejones410
      @mauricejones410 5 років тому +1

      SuperChelo ok lol oof

  • @roathrobin
    @roathrobin 5 років тому +184

    Carson's laugh is heavenly

  • @toadz_
    @toadz_ Рік тому +2

    just found this again. it’s sad to know some of these people are no longer with us🕊️

  • @SirFooplesTheThird
    @SirFooplesTheThird Рік тому +3

    I actually almost passed out from laughing at how red the fucking pirate got

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +210

    Maybe the person doing sumthin to The Fiverr will unban Pete for us

  • @nybow2745
    @nybow2745 5 років тому +205

    I spilled my rice everywhere when the spiderman kid VIGORUSLY RUNS IN on the second loop

    • @ignas5737
      @ignas5737 5 років тому +1

      Im that spiderman :D

    • @moonlie2554
      @moonlie2554 5 років тому +1

      @@ignas5737 *12 minutes ago* wow ur desprate

    • @ignas5737
      @ignas5737 5 років тому +1

      @@moonlie2554 yeah I am

    • @Ryan-vd2cw
      @Ryan-vd2cw 5 років тому +3

      R/thathappened

    • @josuelugosarchive1864
      @josuelugosarchive1864 5 років тому

      Ryan it probably did I do it everyday

  • @keno7166
    @keno7166 3 роки тому +7

    he will do something to the fiverr

  • @cckween1601
    @cckween1601 4 роки тому +10

    8:26 *alarm noise* ALERT SCP-106 HAS BROKEN OUT OF CONTAINMENT THATS SCP-106 OUT OF CONTAINMENT

  • @ThatOneTowel
    @ThatOneTowel 5 років тому +172

    I was drinking water at 5:05 and then it came out my nose as soon as I heard the Minecraft cave sound effect

    • @ItVatsug
      @ItVatsug 5 років тому +4

      We are sorry you almost drowned......
      But rest assured, you made water go all over the lava.

    • @ThatOneTowel
      @ThatOneTowel 5 років тому +1

      THE OGDANKESTBOI I’m glad I could help

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +163

    0:24 truly a person of high intellect.

    • @fbi9711
      @fbi9711 5 років тому

      Both rick and morty are actually played by the same person, Justin Royland

    • @SunnyRacc
      @SunnyRacc 5 років тому

      Why r u everywhere?!

  • @narwhal4304
    @narwhal4304 4 роки тому +65

    "He looks good, he's lost weight."
    *Guy looks like he's a zombie from all the meth*

  • @LonesomeKrow
    @LonesomeKrow 4 роки тому +4

    It’s dead silent in my class right now and it’s taking me all of my available willpower not to burst out in laughter and I’m about to suffocate.

  • @oliverkirkland420
    @oliverkirkland420 5 років тому +1971

    You mispronounced "best floss I've ever seen"

    • @mr.almond6318
      @mr.almond6318 5 років тому +15

      You mispronounced "WOWWWWWWW BAST FLASSS I HAV EVER NEVER SEEN BEFORE BECAUSE...pee on me joe HOIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"!

    • @miamoos6566
      @miamoos6566 5 років тому +6

      Oliver Kirkland STOP FOLLOWING ME

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 років тому

      miia moos Wait how did you intercept me? Stalin will know of your doing Japan!

    • @-burger
      @-burger 5 років тому

      Oliver Kirkland 1000th like

    • @AlessiaOfMankind
      @AlessiaOfMankind 5 років тому

      Oliver Kirkland Lmao I see you everywhere xD

  • @nanabsfanpage1372
    @nanabsfanpage1372 5 років тому +509

    I am making the Spiderman 10 hours. I'm editing it from different parts to try to remove the laughing

    • @ItsBoyRed
      @ItsBoyRed 5 років тому +62

      He made links to the original files tho

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 5 років тому +1

      good luck poland

    • @cherryyy594
      @cherryyy594 5 років тому +2

      @RubyHonorWay Pole dancing

    • @lolzhunter
      @lolzhunter 5 років тому +6

      In the comments he linked the raw files

    • @papabonito310
      @papabonito310 5 років тому

      Give the link

  • @austinbailey4605
    @austinbailey4605 4 роки тому +9

    this was legitimately the hardest i’ve laughed in a very long time. thank you

  • @masked_majora6475
    @masked_majora6475 2 роки тому +3

    duck hunt guy is the host of the midnight munchies in vrchat btw

  • @niruken7451
    @niruken7451 5 років тому +118

    8:06 no that is the best floss of all time

    • @samf1378
      @samf1378 4 роки тому +1

      nO, hE'S doINg iT wRoNG

  • @layme7315
    @layme7315 5 років тому +128

    The filth of fiverr banning VoiceOverPete

  • @boop1037
    @boop1037 4 роки тому +20

    You can say anything to carson just to make him laugh

  • @soundtheartist9212
    @soundtheartist9212 4 роки тому +7

    There needs to be more of this.
    We need more of this.

  • @Whatever-pb2dy
    @Whatever-pb2dy 5 років тому +42

    I bet the people you paid for this just sat there, looked at your payments, went outside, took a deep breath...and went back inside to fulfill the request.

  • @Achivus
    @Achivus 5 років тому +1392

    wait.. where's the anime one?

    • @lunadoggo9671
      @lunadoggo9671 5 років тому +357

      Some of them might have declined their order.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 5 років тому +49

      too bad it didnt show in the video, it was the duck guy's script lol

    • @VesOnYT
      @VesOnYT 5 років тому +15

      They told Carson no

    • @thatfellaben6987
      @thatfellaben6987 5 років тому +31

      There was too much sexual exposure

    • @demetriuscasper5264
      @demetriuscasper5264 5 років тому +3

      @@thatfellaben6987 that's tough

  • @Joe-pd3lx
    @Joe-pd3lx 3 роки тому +25

    And when the world needed him the most, he vanished

    • @skutecnyatom
      @skutecnyatom 2 роки тому

      I want to inform you Mr. Chomoper that the man behind CallMeCarson UA-cam channel has uploaded a new video.

  • @WickedTester176
    @WickedTester176 3 роки тому +8

    2:15 Hello and welcome to Young No Nuts Fire Track! *Dab* Ligma balls. *Cold Stare*

  • @vivares765
    @vivares765 5 років тому +1475

    I nearly got hospitalised for choking on a fruit (twice)
    Edit: thrice

    • @REONEON12
      @REONEON12 5 років тому +22

      What fruit was it?

    • @vivares765
      @vivares765 4 роки тому +26

      @@REONEON12 *ROCK* melon

    • @vivares765
      @vivares765 4 роки тому +18

      @@REONEON12 like the rockmelon fruit

    • @Lucky-xz4xq
      @Lucky-xz4xq 4 роки тому +9

      You should do one fruit choke per like, so far ,that’s 100

    • @BladeOfDespairr
      @BladeOfDespairr 4 роки тому +5

      @@Lucky-xz4xq **gets a million likes**
      *_gUeSs iLL Die!_*

  • @emilypaul756
    @emilypaul756 5 років тому +145

    callmecarson has such a dedicated fan base that they could possibly destroy Thanos

    • @nightgaurd6338
      @nightgaurd6338 5 років тому +4

      You mispronounced definitely

    • @ryanalamed6652
      @ryanalamed6652 5 років тому

      @@nightgaurd6338 you mispronounced theater

    • @ystewart15
      @ystewart15 5 років тому

      Just hold a mirror at thanos it will create two of him effectively giving him 100 percent chance of dying

    • @Statdk
      @Statdk 5 років тому

      *we

    • @FixedKarma
      @FixedKarma 5 років тому

      You aimed for my balls

  • @danielrogers8912
    @danielrogers8912 4 роки тому +24

    aaarrrrrrrrrr me balls *pairates of the caribbean starts playing*

  • @kadeloftin2606
    @kadeloftin2606 4 роки тому +5

    this is the hardest i’ve laughed in a while, thanks Carson.

  • @OI-YEN-AH-OH-YEN-ME
    @OI-YEN-AH-OH-YEN-ME 5 років тому +97

    Send me a link of that "I am the embodiment of pure chaos" kid, he makes me laugh

    • @zynixyt6031
      @zynixyt6031 5 років тому

      Luce Squid ua-cam.com/video/z-nfbDXTiHg/v-deo.html

  • @psychopiper8224
    @psychopiper8224 5 років тому +761

    somehow most cursed videos 3 broke youtube policy lmao

  • @willowsparks4576
    @willowsparks4576 4 роки тому +6

    despite the silliness, Carson is genuinely helping these people by giving them money for this and that's why its such a perfect video :)))

  • @goomanhlr5697
    @goomanhlr5697 5 років тому +8

    Just have pumped up kicks on one of the listings

  • @TheRealDismantler
    @TheRealDismantler 5 років тому +44

    This video really makes you *feel* like Spider-Man.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +67

    The true filth banning Pete

  • @rivera7878
    @rivera7878 3 роки тому +4

    The good ol days

  • @justmike9556
    @justmike9556 3 роки тому

    This was just amazing. Thank you, Carson.

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +279

    _Ok, so basically, they did surgery on a sprite cranberry._

    • @owenlamay63
      @owenlamay63 5 років тому +11

      They did surgery on a tracer

    • @shu9837
      @shu9837 5 років тому +7

      they did a surgery on a furry

    • @treyjennings2294
      @treyjennings2294 5 років тому +4

      And they put it on a golf course

    • @aqil475
      @aqil475 5 років тому +2

      weird surgery but ok

    • @xchainsawx
      @xchainsawx 5 років тому +1

      Guess what's necks

  • @lockewilliam4304
    @lockewilliam4304 5 років тому +62

    Carson got himself a Minecraft let’s play video on another tab

  • @erichoce8532
    @erichoce8532 4 роки тому +3

    please make another one. i haven't laughed this hard in a long while

  • @pfrice
    @pfrice 4 роки тому +1

    this is the first video of yours I ever watched. it was worth the pain

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 5 років тому +39

    29 days to do something to the fiverr?
    _worth the wait_

  • @tspence25
    @tspence25 5 років тому +129

    I like how the pirate one has Assassins creed black flag in the background 😂

    • @djingkhan8980
      @djingkhan8980 5 років тому

      Tristan Spencer I want a link to that video it’s fucking hilarious

  • @Maddie-hi6hc
    @Maddie-hi6hc 4 роки тому +1

    The "first beer is on you tonight" is actually so heartwarming ???

  • @debido4195
    @debido4195 4 роки тому +7

    I’ve never cried during a UA-cam video.
    Until now.

  • @jacobwebster7498
    @jacobwebster7498 5 років тому +351

    I sometimes use big words to make myself sound photosynthesis

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 5 років тому +25

      That's very photosynthetic of you.

    • @jacobwebster7498
      @jacobwebster7498 5 років тому +21

      I'm so happy, people are so pnueamatic to my comment

    • @chroniccancer5186
      @chroniccancer5186 5 років тому +15

      I hate when people use big saudomized words to make themselves sound more subdermatoglypuic

    • @jacobwebster7498
      @jacobwebster7498 5 років тому +11

      I hate when people are so gasconading that they get idosyncratic. It just makes me feel so magnanimous

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 5 років тому +5

      @@jacobwebster7498 Why are you all so lactose about people that write using synergetic words?

  • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
    @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 4 роки тому

    This is too epic a sequel, i cannot ask for more epic gamer moments!

  • @kemistree.
    @kemistree. 4 роки тому +1

    The embodiment of pure chaos made me cry with laughter.