I don't see any oxygen in my room, do you? Checkmate, air doesn't exist. I can't hear your thoughts like I can my own. Checkmate, you don't have any thoughts. When you close your eyes, you don't see anything, do you? Checkmate, the world stops existing when you close your eyes. It's easy. *_Sciences... Psy in senses... Psy-op in senses!!!_*
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Oompa Loompa, doopity doo I've got another theory for you Oompa Loompa, doopity dee If you freely think, you'll listen to me What do you do when you live on the edge? Travel too far, fall off of the planet's ledge What do you get when you fall from the Earth's face? An infinite stretch of empty space?
They live only in their plane of reality, only consisting of what they see in that moment of time- whether that be the horizon and the ground, or whatever else they can visually come into contact with. It’s their lack of vision that causes them to take only what they see as fact rather than finding out what other people outside of their community have experienced.
@@moosetrackart plus they back up all their shit "because governament hurr durr they can basically go eternity saying every proof of round earth is a " governament made hallucination" or some shit
Flat Earthers: the earth isn’t curved Artillery Infantry soldiers in WWII back in 1945: I have to calculate in the curvature of the Earth in order to properly land my artillery shells
@Bobby Sands okay that makes a lot more sense if they meant rotation. It's just that all I could picture from that comment was some hand-drawn green circle with a dotted line parabola over a sixth of it
They think because they can't see a curve, there isn't a curve. We can apply that logic to: -Air -Disease -People on the internet -Calories -Moon (in daytime) -Sun (vice versa) Flat earthers have no object permanence confirmed
They say that and then they claim that god said the world was flat, like bitch no ones ever seen god either, not that he exists, but they haven’t seen him and still believe he exists, but when asked to apply the same logic to the shape of the earth, they think different
To preface, I am not a flat-earther. How does that disprove their theory? It doesn't support their point, but it doesn't disprove it as far as I can tell.
@@joutakujo9773 Ah, okay. I can already see an issue with saying it disproves their point, though. Flat-earthers could claim that the eye would not pick up stuff that far away due to a variety of factors, such as interference from free-floating particles or the light bending due to various other natural phenomena. Plus, a number of them don't believe that the sun, moon and stars are light-years away, but are instead situated at the top of the dome. This top might be closer than the distance to the other side of the shore, so using this logic they could claim that the human eye cannot see forever.
other then accidentally fulfilling the roll of a dumb black guy which yes was and kinda still is a stereotype for which is the reason his whole argument for why the earth was flat was by rapping and pointing at the ocean fun fact if you stood on top of a big enough plateau you wouldn't be able to see any of the plateau s edges does that mean if you ran off you would not plummet to your death perception is reality but object permanence is a thing we learn when we're baby's the game peek a boo works cause the baby has yet to learn that when you cover your face you don't in fact vanish now we as adults are aware that if someone covers their face they're just covering their face or when they hide behind something clumsily so the fact that those dudes are only making themselves an out dated laughing stock an y that filtder do 2 lik3 mises tyiping wurds we left that cringe for a reason
IlluminatedTriangle The weather report be like “And as we move away from the season of _scorching hot_ and into the season of _scorching hot_ ,we will be seeing temperatures in the region of *_17 MILLION DEGREES_* “
Eh eh eh eh Yoda losing his marbles: “Hmmm... see no curve over these tree-tops do I... Flat the Earth must be!” Luke: “But master Yoda, you came here from space... you saw it yourself!” Yoda, not wanting to be proved wrong: “uh, umm, uhhhh... lies! deception! Obviously the curve of my window, that view must have been! Indoctrinated are you!”
I once saw a NASA video of a spacewalk on UA-cam and one of the comments was, "If this is really in space why don't we see any other OTHER PLANETS?" They have no sense of scale lol.
Yeah, I was amazed they couldn't read it, before I realised English uses the . for thousand and up. Yet I still automatically 0.99 cents in my native language.
@Vansz I know it's like 7 months later, and ya mighta learned about it at some point since this comment, but thought you might find it interesting: An IP address in not 4 sets of 3 numbers. It's actually made up of 4 numbers, each with a maximum of 255, called "bytes", separated by a decimal for ease of reading.
Nah. Space x needs to do it. And he needs to send ALL the flat Earthers on a one way trip. It will be the greatest scientific feat since Voyager 1 and 2.
Reminder that a Greek philosopher proved the earth had curvature back way before A.D. Basically he sent a man off to Egypt to stand a one meter tall stick while the sun was at its highest point. And the philosopher would stand one up in Greece at nearly the same time. Both of them would record the shadow length of the stick. They exchanged measurement numbers back in Greece and from that alone, the philosopher was able to come up with an equation that calculated nearly the exact curvature of the earth’s surface. The shadow was shorter in Egypt than it was in Greece despite both sticks being a meter tall.
Crooty until the globe heads give a harder head banger than this, then there is no way I’m converting. Science is based on good music, not “facts” and “logic”.
@@justmo6208 also the LIGO observatory which detects gravitational waves, since at right angles, each arm is 4km long, theres like an average of 32cm of curvature being accounted for, making a straight line curve downwards
Sarelli's Cattery globes can be sold for more my dude. The globe industry is taking off man. All those schools and 3D puzzles. They're massive. But let's be real. The government is too busy miseducating us on food since that actually makes them money. Every school teacher that says that sugar is necessary for survival (it isn't our bodies produce sugar for the brain to function anything else is just an overload), makes food companies just a bit more money. None of this is actually a theory since we know Companies like Coke love to pay off researchers and politicians to work against the truth. (Which is nutrition)
That One Antisocial Gal it does. Our teacher told us that bread and fruit are basically necessary for survival since we can't live without intaking sugar. Fruit is good for vitamins but external glucose is completely unnecessary and only prohibits a ketonegenic lifestyle.
The lonely Otaku your body does not make sugar, you aren’t a plant... your body can break other things down for energy, glucose is just the easiest to digest. Try eating a zero calorie diet for a month. Let me know how it goes
@@zirconis5411 No dude, your body breaks things down like fiber in plants, carbs in bread or sugars in fruit for and uses the glucose for energy. Plants can "make their own" through the chemical process of photosynthesis but unfortunately humans lack both the evolutionary design and chloroplast cells required to do this. Edit: There's fiber in plants not planets
I just want flat earthers to answer this: "If you move in a straight line you will end up where you started, why does that happen and you dont reach the edge ? "
I'm pretty sure that, on their model, the earth is shaped like a pizza with the north pole in the center, the south pole as the edge, and all the continents mushed and distorted to fit. On that model, when you think you're walking in a straight line, you're actually circling the north pole. Honestly, I would love to see a flat earther bend over backwards justifying that.
We actually live on the inside of a hollow sphere, that is getting played with by cosmic dolphins. I honestly cannot believe that people can’t understand this...
I love how flat earthers are fine to discuss the topic until someone brings up evidence that they're wrong. Then they're just like "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA".
Bonus points if you can convince the flat earther that the sun is flat. Instant win if you can get them to pester NASA to release all of the information they covered up about the “dark side of the sun.”
@@audriclemmons4479 well if there are bumps on a surface it isn't technically 'flat', so they aren't fully right even in their own belief. They can't deny hills exist because we could literally take them to hills.
The solar system's a utensils drawer and the universe is a kitchen. God once dropped a big plate of spaghetti on the ground, it exploded and thus caused the Big Bang and the creation of our divine guardian: Flying Spaghetti Monster. *HE BOILED FOR OUR MANY SINS*
Technically they’re saying flat earth is flat, not that round earth is flat. Technically they are right, they’re just not talking about the right earth.
My sister works at Walgreens and this father and son came in. They had an argument and my sister heard it. The father kept saying "THE EARTH IS FLAT SON!" The boy kept saying "DAD THE EARTH IS ROUND!" and that was probably the funniest thing to ever happen while you're working.
my favourite part of this flat earth conspiracy is that they believe there's just this massive wall of ice at the edge of the earth - like some fucking attack on titan type shit. With the way things have been going the past 2 years It wouldn't surprise me if a bunch of titans showed up and trampled us all to death at this point.
Government and Scientists: The earth is round Flat-earthers: The earth is flat. Government and scientists: The earth is flat. Flat-Earthers: No it's round. You're always lying to us.
Normal people: so what you're saying is gravity doesn't exist? Flat earthers: yes Normal people: then how are we on the ground? Flat earthers: ...... there's another type of gravity
@@vitaurea even they knew it, you'd have to go a couple hundred years before the very first pyramid to find people that believe in a flat earth which is like 12k BC i think
You could mess with their minds with the following: -The earth is round, but the sun is flat and it’s always facing us. We see the earth as flat because sunlight is also flat. Also, we’ve never seen the dark side of the sun. -If the earth is flat, then nobody could sail off the edge because they’d collide with the firmament. -Does that mean God is flat? -Yeah, you’re right, the earth is flat, that “horizon” is just the clipping plane. Earth just scrolls infinitely, and NASA holds the secret to accessing the console. -You’re just falling for the Vatican conspiracy to make people think the Earth exists.
@@hershelwidget What we have right here is proof that Canada cant be the edge of the earth. They cant even kill someone to protect a conspiracy without apologizing for no reason, you think they'd be able to keep a secret?
As a Christian, I can confirm 200% that the Bible, a literary work written _millennia_ ago, does in _fact,_ specifically and _emphatically_ state that the earth is, indeed, **ROUND.** In Job, Isaiah, Luke, and Ephesians, the earth is referred to as either a circle or a sphere. The word "firmament" can be translated to "an expanse of land," or "landmass," if you will, _or_ the _arching_ (curvature) of the sky above the earth. *Curvature.* The Biblical reference in the Book of Revelation to the "four corners of the earth" is merely a figure of speech. It is thought to reference the four compass points (North, South, East, West) though it can also be used to describe long distances, i.e., the "farthest reaches" of the earth (which is still round, y'all. Moses worked this ish out in 1571 B.C., for crying out loud.) Look, I know this is supposed to be funny (it absolutely is) but we (Christians) get enough flack [due to the shenanigans of the ignorant, greedy, and hypocritical within our ranks] as it is; we don't need to compound the issue by adding _yet another_ lunatic fringe group the mix. I swear, we not all certifiable. Really, we're not. I swear.
GippyHappy and there’s the acceleration of complexity in evolution, which, if compressed to 7 days, matches Genesis. What if the source material for the book of Genesis came from the earliest evolutionary theorists, who deduced what we know now?
A Circle isn’t a sphere, they are not the same thing. A circle is flat and a sphere is multi dimensional. The firmament is a solid structure. Firmament translates into raqia which means solid structure. The firmament is not land. The firmament is in the sky.
@@themanbehindthebruhmoment502 I once saw a page that was "20 biblical proofs that the earth is flat" and they were all from Job. You know the one that is famously a bunch of poems that are supposed to have been said by people? And not by God himself?
Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.
Fuck that, that ain't the biggest concern. If Earth is just a plate-ass disk with the best IMAX in the universe installed and we're not floating in space... _where the fuck are we then?_
As a professional Minecraft player I would say that the earth is flat and has a size of 60000000 x 60000000 x 255. I dont know but the Earth might even be a cube.
I went to a Christian school once, they actually told the science teacher to consider teaching flat Earth in part because of the terms Sunrise and Sunset. Glad I stopped going there.
@@berzerkisnotaqt1250 This was a few years ago, live chats weren't a thing in schools then. But yeah, if it was now, and I realised how inaccurate the class was I would have stopped going.
Scientist: Here is undeniable proof that Earth is round
Flat Earther: but horizon is flat so earf flat
I don't think they realise that Earth isn't flat; it's just really fucking big.
Joseph Harrison 🙏
Isn’t the whole reason why horizons exist is because the earth has a curve?
@@Kat-j19347 Yup. That's why you can't see Ireland from New York; on a flat earth, you'd be able to do exactly that.
I don't see any oxygen in my room, do you? Checkmate, air doesn't exist. I can't hear your thoughts like I can my own. Checkmate, you don't have any thoughts. When you close your eyes, you don't see anything, do you? Checkmate, the world stops existing when you close your eyes. It's easy. *_Sciences... Psy in senses... Psy-op in senses!!!_*
The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself
You don't get enough credit for this
The most underrated comment I have ever seen
adamstots I hate myself for laughing at this
Lol
Love this punny shtuff
Solar system be like:
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I get it
Ya not wrong XD
Edit: I just saw the flat earth lmao
LMAO
Flat earther: yell yeah
Everyone with an IQ over a kitchen shelf: HAHA. FUNNY JOKE
@@gwrqet5352 what do u mean. there are 8 planets
"Alexa, intruder alert"
-Turn all lights orange
-Volume 100
-Play "Flat Earth Song" by Elektrodinosaur
even if he is wrong he has talent its there
there is no way you can say that’s not catchy unironically
@@stridertechz the song is ironic lol, still slaps
the earth is flat the earth is flat
@ElyC West either way its kinda good
"You picked the wrong house fool!"
"How can the earth be flat if our eyes aren't flat"
-Jaden Smith, 1860
*"How Can The Earth Be Flat If Our Eyes Aren't Flat"
How?
That's poetic my man
Because god is flat.
Jaden, please.
fun fact about the flat earth theory: it states that all of the other planets are round EXCEPT for earth.
"where's flat mars society"
"uNliKe tHe eArTh, MarS iS pRoVeN tO bE RoUnD"
that's just stupid
yeah 😂
We be flying through space like a fucking frisbee
*yep*
The Earth is not a planet
@@waluigist Is this your new community?
As an Australian, I can confirm that we don't exist.
We’re all paid actors.
oh.
Yet your comment stands
@@dawidkrzyczkowski4289 its an illusion, a hallucination projected into your mind by the globe selling nasa companies. wake up sheep. /j
wait...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
"some intellegence"
Meesa Gungan. Meesa live on big, round, flat planet and never stop the talking nonsense
Yes.
An anti vaxer and a flat earther, it's a shame that power couple broke up
An anti-vaxer flat earther, the most powerful combination in the universe
A match made in heaven. Just ring up god and he’ll confirm it.
LuJo
They could’ve made beautiful conspiracy theories together.....
Anti-vaxer, flat earther AND sovereign citizen of the united states.
An anti-vaxer flat-earther furry weeaboo gamer named karen. God helps us all...
If the Earth is flat how did Daft Punk write and produce Around The World
THATS WHAT IM SAYING.
AROUUUND THE WOOOORLD
AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
omg around the world was so popular they made it a real thiiiing!
I decided to post the lyrics here:
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*If the world was flat I would have yeeted myself off years ago*
*Checkmate flat-earthers*
bitch same
You can’t because *ice wall*
The main cause of warps in all of reality It’s harder than you think, but still, yeah
Flat is flat and that’s a fact
@@ELEKTRODINOSAUR but the earth being flat isn't a fact
If there are any flat earth artists they probably draw the sun in the corner of the paper
They put the sun in the right corner
And paint it bright yellow
Put some cool sunglasses on it. I believe in sunglasses sun
I just do it because I'm bad at drawing don't group me in with them
“Is this like a personal attack or something?”
(I’m not a flat earther but I draw the sun in the side)
That “The Earth is Flat” song really sounds like a fucking Oompa-Loompa song.
That's what I was thinking lol
UroSasin true
Kid: **Gets pushed into the endless void on the edge of Earth**
Oompa-Loompas:
Oompa Loompa, doopity doo
I've got another theory for you
Oompa Loompa, doopity dee
If you freely think, you'll listen to me
What do you do when you live on the edge?
Travel too far, fall off of the planet's ledge
What do you get when you fall from the Earth's face?
An infinite stretch of empty space?
It does
"Hey Siri: call God."
d i a l t o n e e n s u e s
"Wait hold up"
I’m sorry, but that caller does not exist.
@@jacksonstein809 siri call elder pagan god
God still owns a fax machine
"Look at the ground, it's flat." "Look into the distance, it's flat!"
Do these people not know the earth is big?
ERTH NOT BIG. U RONG. I SU U!
No, they don't.
They live only in their plane of reality, only consisting of what they see in that moment of time- whether that be the horizon and the ground, or whatever else they can visually come into contact with. It’s their lack of vision that causes them to take only what they see as fact rather than finding out what other people outside of their community have experienced.
@@moosetrackart plus they back up all their shit "because governament hurr durr they can basically go eternity saying every proof of round earth is a " governament made hallucination" or some shit
If the earth was flat there wouldnt be a horizon
"the earth is flat"
*i sleep*
"🎵🎶The earth is flat, the earth ain't round🎶🎵"
*convinced*
Max Farkas I mean..if it's a song everyone will pay more attention.
@@boog2383 LMFAO WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT? my friends say that in vc all the time XD
@@gothfennec bruh did you change your name so you wouldn't br called Max fart-ass anymore? 😭
@@jgperes well i just think MaxVF sounds better and also Max Farkas is just a shorted non acronym version of my name
@@gothfennec Lol just ignore them, they're obviously pretty rude :D
Everytime I hear Flat-Earth-Society I remember that one tweet... "The flat Earth Society has members all around the GLOBE".
Shiki Ren oh my *god*
same sjsksksk
Oh my *flat earth*
the world is infinite IDIOT
is that a real tweet?
Flat Earthers: the earth isn’t curved
Artillery Infantry soldiers in WWII back in 1945: I have to calculate in the curvature of the Earth in order to properly land my artillery shells
I hope this is satire. Please, let this be satire.
@Bobby Sands okay that makes a lot more sense if they meant rotation. It's just that all I could picture from that comment was some hand-drawn green circle with a dotted line parabola over a sixth of it
Wasn’t the original one of this about a German artilleryman in 1916?
@@prophecynewt2250 The Paris gun had to compensate for the curvature of the Earth IIRC
Nice, you stole this from tumblr...amazing. you are such an original person!
A picture might be worth a thousand words, but flat earth? Worth 100.0.000 words.
JUST SHUT FUCK OFF
@@ZackBR YOU'LL SEE!!!!! YOU WILL ALL SEE!!!!! YOU DIRTY BASTARDS!!!!!
WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!!?
100 words? Smh
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP FLAT EARTH IS FLAT THE WORLD AIN ROUND
They think because they can't see a curve, there isn't a curve. We can apply that logic to:
-Air
-Disease
-People on the internet
-Calories
-Moon (in daytime)
-Sun (vice versa)
Flat earthers have no object permanence confirmed
You laugh but people do religiously follow the "seeing is believing" model of reality.
Then we ought to ask them to go see god.
I have never seen a flat-earther's brain, does that mean they don't have any?
Probably
They say that and then they claim that god said the world was flat, like bitch no ones ever seen god either, not that he exists, but they haven’t seen him and still believe he exists, but when asked to apply the same logic to the shape of the earth, they think different
Holy shit you are a god dam genius
"Just water *as far as the eyes can see.*"
THAT'S THE POINT THAT DISPROVES YOUR THEORY, COME ON.
To preface, I am not a flat-earther.
How does that disprove their theory? It doesn't support their point, but it doesn't disprove it as far as I can tell.
Stefan M. I think he means if the earth was flat they would see the other side, like land and mountains?
@@joutakujo9773 Ah, okay.
I can already see an issue with saying it disproves their point, though. Flat-earthers could claim that the eye would not pick up stuff that far away due to a variety of factors, such as interference from free-floating particles or the light bending due to various other natural phenomena. Plus, a number of them don't believe that the sun, moon and stars are light-years away, but are instead situated at the top of the dome. This top might be closer than the distance to the other side of the shore, so using this logic they could claim that the human eye cannot see forever.
@@stefanm.734 It would be much easier for them just to say you can't see beyond that point. It makes no scene but that's flat earthers for you.
other then accidentally fulfilling the roll of a dumb black guy which yes was and kinda still is a stereotype for which is the reason his whole argument for why the earth was flat was by rapping and pointing at the ocean fun fact if you stood on top of a big enough plateau you wouldn't be able to see any of the plateau s edges does that mean if you ran off you would not plummet to your death perception is reality but object permanence is a thing we learn when we're baby's the game peek a boo works cause the baby has yet to learn that when you cover your face you don't in fact vanish now we as adults are aware that if someone covers their face they're just covering their face or when they hide behind something clumsily so the fact that those dudes are only making themselves an out dated laughing stock an y that filtder do 2 lik3 mises tyiping wurds we left that cringe for a reason
"The earth is not flat wtf is wrong with y'all"
*"bOyS tAkE hIm To ThE eDgE"*
MY LUNGS
Some say they are still looking.
>If earth was round, we would all burn to death
EXCUSE ME SIR, I THINK YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS
*Bruh this makes no sense*
Ikr like if the earth was flat, there'd only be one season, *scorching hot*
IlluminatedTriangle The weather report be like “And as we move away from the season of _scorching hot_ and into the season of _scorching hot_ ,we will be seeing temperatures in the region of *_17 MILLION DEGREES_* “
Eh eh eh eh Yoda losing his marbles: “Hmmm... see no curve over these tree-tops do I... Flat the Earth must be!”
Luke: “But master Yoda, you came here from space... you saw it yourself!”
Yoda, not wanting to be proved wrong: “uh, umm, uhhhh... lies! deception! Obviously the curve of my window, that view must have been! Indoctrinated are you!”
"round earthers" is the best crazy person term for normal people ive ever heard
Want to hear something crazy people that think the Earth in the shape of a God damn dinosaur it's not and you better say psych right now
@@glixhsmke6780 isn’t the “Dinosaur Earth Society” a troll account lmao
@@iliketurtles2843 oh lol now I just look stupid
I prefer the term globetards
“Exclusionists” is the second best.
Right,
The earth is NOT flat and NOT round
It’s spherical
not even that, it is geoid
Triangular prism
Would you like to join my no-Earth society?
Minimal Grammar Why not?
@@minimalgrammar1276 Sure
The world isn’t round or flat.
It’s a 20 sided die.
And right now we are crit failing.
Brilliant.
Please it's a 1 million sided die get it right snob noises
And god rolled a one
So, we all rolled a 1, we are all dead.
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I love how flat earthers assume that you should always be able to immediately see a curve
like do you know how big the earth is? 🤔
@@defenderalt7393 exactly
That's the biggest flaw to their theory's.
I once saw a NASA video of a spacewalk on UA-cam and one of the comments was, "If this is really in space why don't we see any other OTHER PLANETS?" They have no sense of scale lol.
Babies have no concept of object permanence.
their brains are too flat to perceive the true scale of the universe
7:18
Me: Well, in other countries they use decimals instead of commas so maybe we could give him the benefit of doubt--
"$100.0.000"
Me: ...Nevermind
Lol
@Vansz They belong in the cretaceous era
Yeah, I was amazed they couldn't read it, before I realised English uses the . for thousand and up.
Yet I still automatically 0.99 cents in my native language.
@Vansz I know it's like 7 months later, and ya mighta learned about it at some point since this comment, but thought you might find it interesting: An IP address in not 4 sets of 3 numbers. It's actually made up of 4 numbers, each with a maximum of 255, called "bytes", separated by a decimal for ease of reading.
3:20
*Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss*
1:30 as well
im afraid to respond to flat earth comments here because 90% are probably satire and ill be wooshed
Seriously I think most of FE is that way now. It feels like 20% are serious about it and 80% are a mix of trolls and poes.
It's probably healthier for you to treat all of flat earthers comments as satirical.
Nasa is sending a flat earther to space next year and then the other astronauts are gonna beat them up
oh yes
Nice
LukeRen0123 @Nasa do this
Nah. Space x needs to do it. And he needs to send ALL the flat Earthers on a one way trip. It will be the greatest scientific feat since Voyager 1 and 2.
D Windsor we’ll call it: “space sphere fuckery”
Reminder that a Greek philosopher proved the earth had curvature back way before A.D.
Basically he sent a man off to Egypt to stand a one meter tall stick while the sun was at its highest point. And the philosopher would stand one up in Greece at nearly the same time. Both of them would record the shadow length of the stick. They exchanged measurement numbers back in Greece and from that alone, the philosopher was able to come up with an equation that calculated nearly the exact curvature of the earth’s surface. The shadow was shorter in Egypt than it was in Greece despite both sticks being a meter tall.
I"m pretty sure they also had the size of the earth almost to a T as well
Pretty sure someone in the Bible said way before too
yeah, we literally evolved backwards because of this shitty logic that these flat earthers have
@@artemisorwhatever9828 they used this experiment to both prove it was round and determine the size of the earth to a reasonable degree
There is only one thing geniuses fear:
Greek philosophers.
Beyond genius.
Don’t tease me with a motion blurred Alex Jones. I wanna know how the water made the firmament gay
Yo Alex it's me from ecclesfield
Straight earther unite!
I can’t tell if your serious or not
Soy beans
When the Neck Beard man tells you the earth is flat you know its real
- × - = +
Thank kermit very cool
He'd kremit suicide if he knew the truth.
Yes
kremit this is the third time i’ve seen you in the comments
See, I was pretty sure the earth was round but that rap really convinced me otherwise
I'm not going to lie that shirt was really catchy though apparently autocorrect not letting me say that word
The Earth is flat
The Earth ain't round
Crooty until the globe heads give a harder head banger than this, then there is no way I’m converting. Science is based on good music, not “facts” and “logic”.
Music doesn’t care about your dang facts!
Music only cares about your dang feelings!
Personally I’m an anti-Earther
I believe the Earth causes autism and is full of heavy metals.
what about a flat-vaxer
they only believe in vaccine needles made out of paper
technically correct
Well yes we have Sabaton
YES WE HAVE HEAVY METAL 🤘🤘🤘
Yeah, no, that makes sense. How else did you think ID had all that metal for DooM 1, 2, 2016, and Eternal?
There's actually a bridge somewhere in America that has to take into account the curvature of the earth
A litteraly structure wich disproves flat earth
It's over the bering strait I believe
@@MasterofAardvarks there isn't a bridge over the bering strait
@@kingdededethegod5313 I imagine you saying that like a tired mom who's just so sick of your kids shit.
@@justmo6208 also the LIGO observatory which detects gravitational waves, since at right angles, each arm is 4km long, theres like an average of 32cm of curvature being accounted for, making a straight line curve downwards
“You ever notice how Jack and God are never in the same room?” Alright I’m using that.
"So they can sell more globes"
I'm dead
Its not a valid argumentti because if earth was flat (which it isnt) they could just make flat earth models instead of globes
Sarelli's Cattery globes can be sold for more my dude. The globe industry is taking off man. All those schools and 3D puzzles. They're massive.
But let's be real. The government is too busy miseducating us on food since that actually makes them money. Every school teacher that says that sugar is necessary for survival (it isn't our bodies produce sugar for the brain to function anything else is just an overload), makes food companies just a bit more money.
None of this is actually a theory since we know Companies like Coke love to pay off researchers and politicians to work against the truth. (Which is nutrition)
That One Antisocial Gal it does. Our teacher told us that bread and fruit are basically necessary for survival since we can't live without intaking sugar. Fruit is good for vitamins but external glucose is completely unnecessary and only prohibits a ketonegenic lifestyle.
The lonely Otaku your body does not make sugar, you aren’t a plant... your body can break other things down for energy, glucose is just the easiest to digest. Try eating a zero calorie diet for a month. Let me know how it goes
@@zirconis5411 No dude, your body breaks things down like fiber in plants, carbs in bread or sugars in fruit for and uses the glucose for energy. Plants can "make their own" through the chemical process of photosynthesis but unfortunately humans lack both the evolutionary design and chloroplast cells required to do this.
Edit: There's fiber in plants not planets
I just want flat earthers to answer this: "If you move in a straight line you will end up where you started, why does that happen and you dont reach the edge ? "
I'm pretty sure that, on their model, the earth is shaped like a pizza with the north pole in the center, the south pole as the edge, and all the continents mushed and distorted to fit. On that model, when you think you're walking in a straight line, you're actually circling the north pole. Honestly, I would love to see a flat earther bend over backwards justifying that.
Also according to some forums there’s a giant ice wall around the edge and the government shoots you down if you fly too close (or sinks your boat ig)
Hydraulics man, hydraulics
Thank you for the one piece of evidence they can't possibly argue with
SHEER RAW DENIAL.
We actually live on the inside of a hollow sphere, that is getting played with by cosmic dolphins. I honestly cannot believe that people can’t understand this...
Trippy
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
The Earth is a velociraptor
THE ANSWER IS 42
@@nugget4yearsago518 Finally, somebody has a working brain for once!
The earth is flat, it has to be. My proof is that my dad obviously fell off the edge, that's why he left and hasn't come back...
No idea if to criticize or feel.
Swut_Boi laugh cause it’s a joke
@@forsaken696 Yeah I know, tbh I do not even remember commenting on this, christ...
F
OOF
"Why do they want you to believe the earth is flat?"
"So they can sell more globes."
Maps: Am i a joke to you?
Technicaly all maps are incorrect
@@nou2960.
maps are all designed taking the earth's curvature into account though
@@poudink5791 yeah but it’s impossible to make a perfect projection since there will always be some sort of distortion
@@arihantbose8813
Well nothing is perfect
Except for life's streak of stressing me out or making me annoyed/angry
I love how flat earthers are fine to discuss the topic until someone brings up evidence that they're wrong. Then they're just like "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA".
the easiest way to confuse a flat earther is to ask them to explain hills
Im not a flat earther, but i dont see how hills contradict the flat earth model.
@@audriclemmons4479 maybe that's exactly the point. He said confuse, not make them look dumb. A grand idea indeed
Bonus points if you can convince the flat earther that the sun is flat. Instant win if you can get them to pester NASA to release all of the information they covered up about the “dark side of the sun.”
Flat earthers say mountains are optical illusions
@@audriclemmons4479 well if there are bumps on a surface it isn't technically 'flat', so they aren't fully right even in their own belief. They can't deny hills exist because we could literally take them to hills.
*No one:*
*David:* THE EARTH IS FLAT, THE EARTH AIN'T ROUND
JUST TAKE A LOOK AROUND
Flat-earther: The earth is flat.
People with functioning brains: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Those raps looked like what your group came up with when the teacher told you to make a rap about photosynthesis in middle school science class.
Gotta agree with David, I love the flat earth song.
Earth is flat, flat earth ain't round.
Look at your feet, down on the ground *snaps fingers*
Probably RaJir
Thank you. New jam coming about moon truthers. We like to make songs about weird people
@@ELEKTRODINOSAUR it's Actually you, can I get your autograph?
@@Stairetoc it is check his channel
The Earth is a Hyperbolic Paraboloid, lightly cooked, coated in seasoning...
A Pringle. The Earth is a Pringle.
Coola
Chive.
*its always time for chives*
It fell on the ground and it's been there since the Industrial Revolution
I laughed at this and now I'm disappointed in myself
Millie Warner
One krabby patty. Let it burn. Make it cry.
ba kitchen fan spotted
I've said it before and I'll say it again. *The earth is a **_spoon._*
spoons are made of wood sometimes
I have it on good authority that there are in fact no spoons.
The solar system's a utensils drawer and the universe is a kitchen. God once dropped a big plate of spaghetti on the ground, it exploded and thus caused the Big Bang and the creation of our divine guardian: Flying Spaghetti Monster. *HE BOILED FOR OUR MANY SINS*
There is no spoon
@Sketch X ha. You think the moon is real. Lmao
Technically they’re saying flat earth is flat, not that round earth is flat. Technically they are right, they’re just not talking about the right earth.
It's like saying "my girlfriend is beautiful" even though im very much alone
Damn they on a whole ‘nother earth
2 dimensional earth
They are from a different dimension
They're talking about the map of the earth layed out flat on the table, of course.
❌ earth is round
✅ earth is flat
❌ all other planets are flat
✅ all other planets are round
Just another stupid channel username checks out
I never understood that. How can they say the Earth is flat but every other planet is round?
@@ultimateblade4127 beacose there stupid as shit
❌ earth is round
❌ earth is flat
✅ earth does not exist
this is true
sir isaac newton is spinning in his grave like the earth around its axis
That nigga floating bruh his coffin was made before gravity was invented.
@@mdew578 he invented gravity and made the earth round
In fact, he is spinning so fast he is moving the earth with him
You know it was Pythagoras who "discovered" the Earth was round.
@@3ternalHours Why did you put discovered in quotation marks?
My sister works at Walgreens and this father and son came in. They had an argument and my sister heard it. The father kept saying "THE EARTH IS FLAT SON!" The boy kept saying "DAD THE EARTH IS ROUND!" and that was probably the funniest thing to ever happen while you're working.
@@HyperVanilo *the edge of the earth
@@Bluejay-ri1yf *the cliff on the edge of the Earth
Imagine being dumber than your own son.
Boiled Table most people are because the newest gen always has access to more information
zillaaa and the newer generations are more open to information that challenges their own narratives.
The globe manufacturers after inventing the Earth: "Business is boomin'"
We all know that the earth is actually on a flying cosmic turtle
*The Turtle Moves*
It's turtles all the way down
Sitting on 4 elephants riding that turtle, right.
The bigger question, is not whether the earth is flat or round, but what is the gender/sex of the turtle?
Ayyy a fellow intellectual
The Earth is not flat nor round,
the Earth gay.
No u
Hey, I've seen you before
No u
No u (x3)
liek ur mum XD got'em
The earth is actually a basketball
*GoD NeEdS To ShOoT hOoPs ToO*
But wheres the hoop?
@@luminousdelight5097 its the asteroid belt
@@memecentral6433 Fucking genius!
Scaled down, the earth is actually smoother than a basketball.
God shot a hoop once. That's what happened with Saturn. Now it's forever in hoop
I started calling my dogs "rumpus", they're responding well
Edit: Walter now likes being called "rumpus", it makes him happy
Awww
Wut
“The earth don’t spin, just ask God”
I can’t...
*he blocked my number*
WHAT DID YOU DO PINOLI
*WHAT DID YOU DO*
H e ate all the canolli
Inb4 the Atheist says "God doesn't exist"
Is your number 666
he must be an expert at it
My mom's a flat earther so I enjoyed this lol. The stupidity is so laughable.
@Caerule no my dad has a brain thats why they divorced
Escape while you still can, child.
@Caerule She's a good mom, except when it comes to the whole thinking and healthcare thing.
@@letsseepaulallenscard1140 lol
Oh dear is she an anti vaxer as well
If the earth is flat then why are Doritos triangles?
The earth is definitely a equilateral triangle confirmed!
We all know the Earth is flat, but if the sun is a star then why doesn’t it look like ⭐️? 🤔😂
Angel C yeah, the latter.
No it’s a fucking Concave Decagon
Ryaquaza 1 actually decadohedran
whaaat? I thought it was a dodecatetragon
my favourite part of this flat earth conspiracy is that they believe there's just this massive wall of ice at the edge of the earth - like some fucking attack on titan type shit.
With the way things have been going the past 2 years It wouldn't surprise me if a bunch of titans showed up and trampled us all to death at this point.
That's just Revelations.
I believe in the t- posing Luigi shaped earth who’s with me?
Dragon Huntress
*Luigi voice*: Aw yea
YES LUGI IT WAS
OH. HECK. YES-
*Asserting dominance to keep invaders away*
And Mars could be Waluigi
"why does the government want people to think the earth is flat?"
"so they can sell more globes"
*pewdiepie hmmmm*
Government and Scientists: The earth is round
Flat-earthers: The earth is flat.
Government and scientists: The earth is flat.
Flat-Earthers: No it's round. You're always lying to us.
Wait...
SoftCore Flattards: NO Y U LYING?!
HardCore Flattards: I FUCKN KNEW IT!!!
Actually the earth is a face. The volcanos are the rocky pimples waiting to pop..
Normal people: so what you're saying is gravity doesn't exist?
Flat earthers: yes
Normal people: then how are we on the ground?
Flat earthers: ...... there's another type of gravity
flat earthers: the earth is moving upwards in space and that gives the illusion of objects falling
Then we better hope there isn’t a ceiling
@@bb0824hun then if we jump, we should keep going up and not fall back
@@Post_Stall_Maneuver exactly
Imagine being as smart as people in the 1600’s
Even they new the earth was round
Imagine being smart as people in the 4th century BC
@@vitaurea even they knew it, you'd have to go a couple hundred years before the very first pyramid to find people that believe in a flat earth which is like 12k BC i think
People knew the Earth was round during the time of the ancient Greeks. Try something like 1200 BCE or some shit.
Standard Cake like “there’s ghosts in your blood time to cut it all out”
The people of the flat earth society can be found all around the globe
Nice profile picture
Nice profile pic
Nice profile pic
Wait wha-
Nice profile pic
the earth is a coin and the days progressing is just god flipping it
I can’t argue with this.
this argument overrules any evidence for round Earth
n a n i
I see why australians have to use a harness to not fall off now
Would that mean that God is the "sun" then?
"the scientific method requires you proove the cause and effect"
"NO IT DOESNT!"
According to my school, it very much does.
I hated learning about that, it was so boring. XD
I identify myself as a
*ball believer*
Good, then you are a person with actual intelligence.
Ball is life
Dan: "Hey Siri, call God."
Siri: **dialing noises**
Me, an atheist: **confused screaming**
Checkmate, athiests
I’ve been converted
I laughed so hard when I heard the dial-up tone
Callimo she?
thanks for telling me you're atheist
You’ve got to love the I TYPE IN ALL CAPS THEREFORE I AM RIGHT argument
I LIKE POOOP
I like cocks.
PROSTITUTES SHOULD BE FREE FOR EVERYONE TO USE
R/WOOSH
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
I like how every flat earth argument is just “ground flat. Feet no walk on round” lolol
It’s funny how many of the questions posed by flat earthers can simply be answered with, “Because the earth isn’t that small”
You could mess with their minds with the following:
-The earth is round, but the sun is flat and it’s always facing us. We see the earth as flat because sunlight is also flat. Also, we’ve never seen the dark side of the sun.
-If the earth is flat, then nobody could sail off the edge because they’d collide with the firmament.
-Does that mean God is flat?
-Yeah, you’re right, the earth is flat, that “horizon” is just the clipping plane. Earth just scrolls infinitely, and NASA holds the secret to accessing the console.
-You’re just falling for the Vatican conspiracy to make people think the Earth exists.
Those questions sound more like memes posted by grass touchers back in 2019
"he was on a journey to Canada and went too far" remains THE funniest thing I have ever heard
heretoannoyyou if I remember correctly, he wasn’t going to Canada- he went to far and arrived at Canada.
Hi, welcome to Canada! Since you learned that we actually exist you are going to have to drown in a pit of boiling hot maple syrup. Sorry.
@@hershelwidget What we have right here is proof that Canada cant be the edge of the earth.
They cant even kill someone to protect a conspiracy without apologizing for no reason, you think they'd be able to keep a secret?
@@Rebellions Alright, alright, that's fair. Sor- I mean... uh... oh boy I can't help it. I'm Canadian, this is my fate.
GaY lAwYeRs SHUT UP! We can’t keep telling people we exist!
As a Christian, I can confirm 200% that the Bible, a literary work written _millennia_ ago, does in _fact,_ specifically and _emphatically_ state that the earth is, indeed, **ROUND.**
In Job, Isaiah, Luke, and Ephesians, the earth is referred to as either a circle or a sphere.
The word "firmament" can be translated to "an expanse of land," or "landmass," if you will, _or_ the _arching_ (curvature) of the sky above the earth. *Curvature.*
The Biblical reference in the Book of Revelation to the "four corners of the earth" is merely a figure of speech. It is thought to reference the four compass points (North, South, East, West) though it can also be used to describe long distances, i.e., the "farthest reaches" of the earth (which is still round, y'all. Moses worked this ish out in 1571 B.C., for crying out loud.)
Look, I know this is supposed to be funny (it absolutely is) but we (Christians) get enough flack [due to the shenanigans of the ignorant, greedy, and hypocritical within our ranks] as it is; we don't need to compound the issue by adding _yet another_ lunatic fringe group the mix. I swear, we not all certifiable. Really, we're not.
I swear.
I've met a lot of people who think everything in the bible is literal. It's like they don't understand what metaphors or figurative speech is.
GippyHappy and there’s the acceleration of complexity in evolution, which, if compressed to 7 days, matches Genesis. What if the source material for the book of Genesis came from the earliest evolutionary theorists, who deduced what we know now?
Tell em again!! Thank you for your effort.
A Circle isn’t a sphere, they are not the same thing. A circle is flat and a sphere is multi dimensional. The firmament is a solid structure. Firmament translates into raqia which means solid structure. The firmament is not land. The firmament is in the sky.
GippyHappy the Bible is a literal book unless it states otherwise. The figurative meaning doesn’t mean to ignore what’s being said.
Flat earther logic:
All other planets, moon, sun: round
Earth: flat
Real gamers know that the earth is actually donut shaped.
The earth is a dinosaur
Ay
fuck off
The earth is ass shaped and I fucked it.
*_Homer Simpson wants to know your location_*
No the Earth is actually Marge Simpsons hair
The Earth is in the shape of Gucci Flip Flops
Yeet
FINALLY SOMEBODY MAKES SOME SENSE
The moon is a Gucci smart toilet
The bible actually says the earth is round-
The rappers just got a quote out of context and spun it around
The Bible is full of metaphors and stuff, so these people took it literally to make their believes look buff
@@themanbehindthebruhmoment502 I once saw a page that was "20 biblical proofs that the earth is flat" and they were all from Job. You know the one that is famously a bunch of poems that are supposed to have been said by people? And not by God himself?
spun it round like the earth
"The earth don't spin... just ask God"
God:
@@jjnn2 i don't know the one, but now i do. thank you for your service
Only true fans knows that the earth is a Minecraft block
Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.
@@deandrevelazquez4395
i- actually cant tell if you're joking or not
@@deandrevelazquez4395 i am genuinely afraid of you
@@deandrevelazquez4395 just stop man, obviously I've never seen a picture from space besides ones TAKEN BY PEOPLE IN SPACE
@@deandrevelazquez4395 you havent seen a monkey or a fish evolve cus.... IT TAKES 5000 YEARS TO EVOLVE.
I dont know if you are joking.
I just want to say, you’ll never win a fight with a crazy person.
Sure you can...just give ‘em thorazine and haldol.
@@ocloud7389 Oh, I get your schtick.
@@justmo6208 a knife is pretty efficient against most organic life
It’s difficult to win a debate with a smart person yet nigh impossible to do so with a dumb person
Ya boi kyle
FACTS
i need a video of david shouting sentences with bad grammar
that “my wife sharon left me but she’s anti vax” was genuinely me trolling
Sometimes when I’m feeling blue, I think of how no matter what, at least I don’t think the earth is flat.
Earth is round because j k rowling said earth isn't straight.
I hate you, take my like
GaY lAwYeRs
Iconic
The Earth is as flat as my girlfriend
Which is to say that neither exist
I thought u will say that ur gf is 5
f
You alright there buddy?
Same
He was a boy, and she was a girl, living in an inexistant world
Most flat earthers have never left their state.
I swear I can’t even laugh, just because some people honestly believe this crap.
i relate to this comment
laugh at their stupidity then
Oh yeah some people believe that the Earth is in the shape of a damn dinosaur what the hell
Simply the earth is so thicc
It looks flat
But if you were to run in a field of km by km
It looks illusional
Like you will feel the roundness
Everyone: *doing whatever*
Flat-earthers and anti-vaxx people: It'S tHe GoVeRnMeNt
Blurry Seaven
Or even worse, it’s the Jews. Hate when people start blaming the Jews. Smh
@@ELEKTRODINOSAUR *cough* *Cough* Islam is mocked by many names and hated by the Four big religion *cough* *cough*
lol vegan no one asked
@@jagp135 no one told you to respond him
Neo Cortex lol you’re triggered
“The Earth is flat, the Earth ain’t round”🎵
Unironically a banger
So no one's going to talk about the rampant crisis of penguins falling off the edge of earth?!
The REAL danger to penguins. Not that “Global Warming” bullshit.
Join the flat earth discord server discord.gg/9HXs8V6
@@lemonlite_ Of course! Icebergs aren't melting, their just gradually sliding off. If only globetards would think logically like you and I :(
@@salarsaman2022 Why?
Fuck that, that ain't the biggest concern. If Earth is just a plate-ass disk with the best IMAX in the universe installed and we're not floating in space...
_where the fuck are we then?_
“Flat water as far as the eye can see” he’s literally just said he’s seen the earth curving
As a professional Minecraft player I would say that the earth is flat and has a size of 60000000 x 60000000 x 255. I dont know but the Earth might even be a cube.
It's 256
@@Zerifis the highest block you can place is at 255
@@UNATCO what it be saying?
@@UNATCO It is? I dont really play snapshots that much. Good to know
*Rectangular Prism
One word can completely annihilate this entire community
*sunsets*
and also sunrises
but the sun just goes nyoom across the sky every day it doesn't mean the earth is round /s
I went to a Christian school once, they actually told the science teacher to consider teaching flat Earth in part because of the terms Sunrise and Sunset.
Glad I stopped going there.
Schneeregen _ id of stopped going to the life chat with those teacher
also- time zones exist do they not know that?
@@berzerkisnotaqt1250 This was a few years ago, live chats weren't a thing in schools then. But yeah, if it was now, and I realised how inaccurate the class was I would have stopped going.