All bosses listed and ranked based on stats and attributes: *Dan* 8/10 Although Dan is the first boss you should encounter, he portrays power that is not to be reckoned with. His only move is "CAWWW", however this move is very powerful as it utilities Dan's penguin head and his lightsabre, making him extremely potent on the battlefield. Furthermore, he has one of, if not the most, complex series of battle stages, meaning he is unpredictable and you have to be ready for when he sheds his table and sprints at you with lethal speed. Fortunately you are rewarded with a sick beat if you manage to defeat him. *Extend-O-Hugger* 6/10 You might've expected this boss to be ranked lower as he has no _physically_ damaging attributes, however; his silent movement combined with his ability to bombard you with constant and lingering shrieks makes him very stealthy, and can leave even the most hardened and experienced players beg for mercy on their knees if they are to be caught off-guard. To top this all off his drop is utterly useless in this version of the game (1.0). *Spider Cat* 7/10 This boss would easily get a 10/10 if he was even somewhat mobile, as this would make his double urinate ability borderline broken. Where he lacks in movement he gains intimidation factor and unpredictability, as his ability to rotate his head 360 degrees and his ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes, which always look in different directions from each other and change position after every encounter, makes him one of the most RNG based bosses in the game; all this combined with the fact that he makes you blind upon defeat, makes him truly a dangerous boss. *Longe Boye* 2/10 Probably the easiest boss in the game, Longe Boye posses no real threat whatsoever. He has no damaging moves, mental or physical, he can only live in arctic regions, and he doesn't even drop anything upon defeat. The only reason he doesn't have a 0 on this list is because he can be quite annoying if he is left in the battlefield to duplicate endlessly. *The Squat Brothers* 3/10 Only a slight improvement from Longe Boye, these two pose no physical threat, however they are able to shout rude London slang if agitated. The only real reason to even enter combat with this boss is for the full adidas set at the end, which is quite a nice reward compared to others. *The Stabbo Crabbo* 10/10 The Stabbo Crabbo is one of the two SS rated bosses on this list, along with the final, unnamed boss. His mastery of the knife, a weak but strong weapon in the right pincers, has made him on of the most effective killing machines to ever come unto this planet. This combined with hydromancy and the instant kill of one of your raid members in phase two gives him a 10/10 on this list. His drop (imitation crab meat) also makes some very nice imitation crab meat sandwiches. *Lin Feng* 4/10 Lin Feng is very, very situational, but under the right conditions he is absolutely lethal; but only under the right conditions, which is why he is only a 4/10. His drops are quite good on the other hand, as the monsters inc pyjamas are a good replacement for the full adidas set if you didn't pick that up before, and a free bottle of water can never hurt (unless anally projected into Lin Feng). *Ringcat* Now this one is weird, as he is categorized as a boss, yet you cannot fight him. He is more of just an NPC that gives you free rewards, so you could just kill him and retain your eyesight, or free him and gain +1 wish; the choice is yours. *Pookie* ??? unknown *Joaqoum* 8/10 A very underestimated boss, Joaqoum is actually one of the stronger bosses in the game. His extremely high IQ combined with "random" fireball shots that fly at 60mph makes him very deadly. His strength however, is low, his speed too, so if you manage to get close enough to him through the barrage of molten rock he is hurling at you, it should be an easy kill. His drop rewards are that he steals your eyesight once more, this time there is no getting it back unless you still have that wish saved up from the Ringcat. *unnamed* 10/10 The final boss of the game, this one can traumatize anyone physically and emotionally, causing such severe trauma that has often lead to suicide just hours later after defeat. Half it's kit is useless, as after obtaining blindness for the second time you cannot see its monumental ear growth or it's judgemental stare, however you can get stomped on and pushed off of a table simultaneously, which can lead to many serious injuries and diseases, if you do not die instantly from shock. It's reward, is it's most deadly factor. It makes you blind for the third time in the game, making you unable to see forever. This realization can lead people into taking their own lives over living out a fate such as this one. All this combined gives this boss a solid and definite, 10/10.
@@Pixelusually 98.9 % of the boss disappearing to get a jug of milk, if you're lucky he hasn't left yet, then you should definitely battle him, I did get a chance to battle him but I didn't get the reward >:(
In phase two,the entry will be locked and The Squat Brothers will start speaking in rhymes,and they'll challenge you to a rap battle,so make sure you have that Sick Beat with ya, but if you lose,you'll take hefty burn damage.
“Cyka Blyat” says the two angelic beings wrapped in the holy light as they pulled out two golden kalashnikovs and eviscerated my soul with holy gunfire as my vision blackened I saw Lenin himself nodding in approval of the two gopniks work
If you use the Ringcat skip, you can actually fight Ringcat after defeating the final boss. This allows you to make the wish to regain your sight after killing all of the bosses with the ability to blind you. If you do this correctly, you get the true ending of the game. It answers a lot of the questions that were left unanswered in the other ending.
The blindness was a last ditch effort for the cats to defeat the party. After the wish is granted... You see a light, brighter than any other. The quest is over, humanity and the others have been saved by the cat menace... Your soul is freed, with the choice of new game plus, or ending it...
Well no, the questions were answered in the other ending, you just needed to read the cypher the needlessly cryptic mystic was shoving in your face. The Mystic was also blind, and thus couldn't see your cataracts.
But what about the boss that appears when you wish for everyone else to be blind instead of healing yourself? i.redd.it/w5dmf0q40xm01.jpg This guy... I've fucking nightmares...
@NaZu! first you free him, wish for vision after being blinded, then since there are multiple cats that blind you, come back and then kill it, boom you get two uses
livid sphincter+ I know that, just like Serbia for example, they aren't in EU but are European because that country is located on European continent. Also, I didn't mention European Union in my previous comment but okay.
I was petting my cat whilst watching this video. Then he fll asleep next to me... his fur went in my eyes and blinded me... does that mean that i defeated the fifth cat boss?
Although the final boss drops blindness leaving you to do all of the post-game without sight, there's actually a glitch that if you didn't fight the squat brothers earlier on, if you defeat them and get the adidas tracksuit and equip it, your eyesight will return, allowing you to fully experience the post-game.
@うん sure I actually put it aside for a while but I will be working on it again soon. If possible it would be great to get some feedback and recommendations. Also it won't be in steam or itch.io
"Hi guys, Wilbur here. I don't get this joke, I tried to look it up, but I still don't get it. I hope it's funny/makes sense, I left it in for all you weeb trash, if it doesn't make sense, blame Jack."
I left a list of extra titles for the bosses, I listed the ones with a title and added ones to the bosses without one Also gave a bit of backstory Dan: Master Of The Hexagons With his powerful LightSabre and Hexagonic Armour, this Penguin Hybrid Dan is a formidable foe, strong enough to even rival some of the legendary cat bosses, he is also a really sick rapper, and will rap a sick memento to an epic beat upon dying as he is epic until the very end. Extend-O-Hugger: Tentakind This guy just wants to make your day, but you must defeat him one way or another, the fight is not hard physically, but it is mentally an incredibly tough opponent as only the most cold warriors can bring themselves to even hurt him. He drops his entire Wife, but she probably won't want to join your team after what you've done. Spidercat: Cataracts Attacks The Tank of the four cat brother, despite being completely immobile, this cat has laser vision in almost every direction possible, and his double piss attack has slain many a foe. Be aware that killing him will make you blind, this fact has discouraged many from even getting near him. Longe Boye: The Icy Deceiver This Boye is a master thief with an incredible bounty on his head, even with the handi-cap of being unable to leave arctic regions, he can clone himself infinitely and as his clones fight, he can slip away as he always does. He also uses a dark art to destroy everything he has upon death, dropping nothing when he is defeated. The Squat Brothers: The GateKeepers These brothers have been Squatting together for almost 30 years, the ultimate defensive duo, as long as they are in their squat, they can almost never be damaged, and can guard the gate with absolute ease, you could go right past it using the side gate, which neither of the brothers can reach, since defeating it is an absolute struggle, but is worth it for the Adidas Set. The Stabbo Crabbo: Stabber of the seas For many years, this crab has been Mastering the arts of Knife-Combat and being born in the purest of water gave him accessed to Aquamancy, this pair of powerful abilities plus his powerful pincers lead this being to be a true threat. Sadly, he does not drop his deadly knife upon defeat, but his meat when eaten correctly is an exquisite dish scarcely tasted. Lin Feng: The Aquatic Anus (or did you call him Aquamancer?) This child has one of the most deadly projectiles ever known to man-kind, but can only use it during the most obscure and rare circumstance possible, being jetted with water up the buttocks, he once had a helper with a hose follow him around on the battlefield, killing dozens of men. His Monsters Inc Pyjamas are a great drop, but you must be wary of the situation Lin's in first. RingCat: King of the ring This is the second of the cat brothers, imprisoned in a powerful ring created by his brother, Joaqoum, for being on your side rather than his, if you free him, you will get 1 wish, and if you kill him, you will retain your eyesight, so it is a hard choice, he was labelled by Joaqoum as a boss fight in hopes that an adventurer would destroy him. Pookie: Master Of the Skies This absolutely monstrous being strikes fast and sharp, wizzing through the air at speeds only achieved by dragons, and can use his deceiving looks to confuse people before his onslaught of Hypersonic Borks. Defeating this beast is almost impossible, but is worth it as he drops the legendary balloons of levitation, bestowing the power of Pookie's majestic flight. Crazed Crepe: The Machete Menace This is the result of a freak accident of a hybrid creating machine, Doctor Pa N. C. Ake accidentally combined himself with a crepe and became a powerful menace. Wielding his Machete and Crepe Strength, he can mercilessly kill anyone he sees with ease. Upon defeat he drops the Murderous Machete, one of the strongest weapons of the game. Joaqoum: The Wizard King Upon being the physically weakest of the 3 cat brothers despite being the oldest, Joaqoum became a bitter person who studied pyromancy until he completely mastered it's insane powers and became the King of his lands, don't let the amazing hat he drops fool you, as he created a curse which he now shares with SpiderCat and Ultracat, the power of giving your killer Blindness upon being defeated. Most of these abilities have kept Joaqoum ruling the country as no one wants to stand against him. UltraCat the Large: The Forbidden one The true oldest and most powerful cat brother, Ultracat, was sealed away by Joaqoum as UltraCat was seen as too much of a threat to the Kingdom to be allowed to rule around, so Ultracat was imprisoned by a life seal of Joaqoum, so he is only free when Joaqoum dies, but when UltraCat is released, he is the most devastating boss you will ever fight, it's judgemental stare attacking you mentally, the ear growth testing your concentration, and his Stomp and Table Push abilities attacking you physically, this battle will test you in every way you know. Not to mention the only thing this ultimate beast drops is more blindness thanks to the Curse of Joaqoum, which Makes Ultracat the strongest being in the entire kingdom. *I hope you all enjoyed this it took ages lmao*
Please make a game of it... IDEA: make the pancake killer an dlc boss. DLC name:the legend of the kitchen. also... the cataracts should'nt instantly blind you, cause then it would be a bad game. they should rather just be some items that you can activate to get blind. AAND to the squat brothers: зто blyatiful, моп таџарпвк (sorry id my russian is bad, im german and just started with duolingo)
Wait... I found a way to get his wife to join his team:While fighting him slice off one of his arms and take off the magic ring and continue to kill him. Then go close to his wife and give her the ring.
Items: A sick beat- 100% chance of drop, heals all teammates and permanently raises 20% attack. Wife- 25% chance of drop, teammate who has the move to heal all teammates. Sorry note-75% chance of drop, if read will temporarily lower attack by 30% for 50 seconds. Cataracts- 80% chance of drop, will permanently increase attack by 70% but reduces defense by 70% also will gain "random swing" very strong move but 40% of hitting enemy but 60% of hitting self for moderate damage. Snow- 100% chance of drop, melts when uses, nothing else. Full Adidas track suits- 60%-80% chance of drop (depending on which brother you kill first left 60%, right 80%) Very strong armor, will raise all stats for 80% and gain move "defense squat" will make you invincible, but you are very slow. Moldy crab meat-10% chance of drop, con be combined with Stabbo Crabbo knife to summon a party member sized Stabbo Crabbo with very high stats, can be eaten for -30% health (not recommended) Imitation crab meat- 90% chance of drop, can be combined with Stabbo Crabbo knife to summon a pet the mini Stabbo Crabbo or can be eaten for 60% health (imitation crab meat sandwich will heal all health) Stabbo Crabbo knife- comes with imitation or moldy crab meat, You can combine this with the crab meat to make either a pet mini Stabbo Crabbo or party member sized Stabbo Crabbo, if equipped will gain 20% more water damage Stabbo Crabbo will gain 95% more water damage. Monsters Inc. Pajamas- 50% chance of drop, resistance to all water damage by 40% and will gain move " hydro spray" deals 50% water damage to enemy. Water x7- 50% chance of drop, will give temporary defense boost by 50 seconds (can be stacked) Cat wisdom- if a teammate has the move copycat and uses it on Ring Cat, there is a 30% chance that teammate will permanently gain all knowledge on all enemies and will know how to cure blindness and party members sickness at the cost of stamina. Eyesight- 100% of drop, if blind Eyesight will remove the move "random swing" and will give "enemy study" where you can find out the enemies weakness, if the person has their eyesight already "Eyesight" will boost the persons "study enemy" range by 70%, will remove 30% attack but will gain 30% defense. Balloon- 75% chance of drop, will slightly boost glide distance by 10% Pancake mask- 40% chance of drop, will increase stealth by 30% Machete- 30% chance of drop, if equipped will gain move "furious stab" damages all enemies and 40% chance of bleed effect. Dope-ass hat- 30% chance of drop, will increase fire damage by 40% and gain move "random shot" 10% of hit 90% miss, will one shot kill enemies if not will kill user. Blindness- same as cataracts. If there are any problems please comment your glitches and complaints below. | | V
9:35 My version of the boss McGonagall- the Titan ▪stomp - aoe (attack) ▪roar - -5 defence (magical) ▪Ear-growth - +6 intimidation (support action) Drops: the 7th Chaos Emerald
*Final Image* Sha'quul, Leviathan King of Litter HP - 6,000/8,000/10,000 depending on selected difficulty setting (6,000 default) DT - 2,000/4,000//6,000 (also scales with difficulty) Attacks: Claw Swipe - Swipe that deals 15 damage, deals an extra 5 bleeding damage (Present in Phase 1, 2, & 3) Table Push - Pushes you off arena, which leads to next area (and subsequently the next phase) Judgemental Stare - Lowers DT by 6 for the rest of the fight, resets every phase switch (Present in Phase 2 & 3) Stopmy Boi - Devastating Attack that deals 35 damage in an area, creates shockwave that deals 20 damage when collides with the player (can be dodged)
Pyromancy is useless in this fight, use any weapon that can crush armor, or penetrate it. The Adidas Set can increase your stats, which can help a lot. Also, resistance to stab attacks is good.
Using high puncture resist gear will help a ton since his only attack is the signature Crabbo Stabbo, also make sure you have no lightning equipment on as that can kill you
8:21, Joaqoum was not born with the immortality of his brothers and thus he betrayed them by telling the humans the secret to defeating cats. He then made the grand archives, a place containing all knowledge in the world, including the secret of immortality for the otherwise mortal feline.
My boss: Name: Romanius Bellium The Bowler Master ●Bowl Can bowl a party member which inflicts stunning ●Phone Call Distracts a party member but can be only used when a party member has equipped a phone ●Summon Niko Deals 50 damage to a party Drops: A cheap bowling ball
•Can be only defeated by having Dimitri The Executor in your party. •Romanius Bellium has a chance to drop Niko's Fingerless Gloves, which make your character stronger when alcohol and cigarettes are in your inventory. Damage increases by +35 for every single one of these items. •Romanius Bellium can be summoned by meeting this criteria. -At least level 27 -Dimitri The Executor must have been recruited from The Twin Comrades -Blackberry of Justice must be equipped -The Slavic Gargoyles must be defeated, since the Adidas set is needed to gain access to The Twin Comrades -The Adidas Set is also needed to gain access to Romanius' lair, Apartment 32 in The Shitty Part Of Town on the Eastern edge of the game map. NOTE: Niko's Fingerless Gloves are currently glitched. They currently do not give your character fingerless gloves, but their effects still work.
I will go into more depth on bosses: Dan: his only attack is his CAWWW, making him a weak boss. But dont underestimate dan, he can shed his armor creating clones because of how fast he goes. If you attack the wrong dan you will be attacked by his powerful CAAWWWWWW attack. Drops his lightsabre. Has a chance to drop his speed chip, allowing him to go so fast. Boss #2 Extend-o-hugger can shout compliments, he can also learn more about you and make the compliments more personal. Thats is all he can do. Drops his wife. Can drop his extend o arms. Boss #3 Spider cat: his passive is he cannot move. His laser eyes involve him using a secret breathing technique. His 360 degree head rotation lets him shoot you all around. His tail whip stings. Which is why he needs to get you close to him. Can drop his eyes to equip for laser eyes like him. Drops cataracts. Boss #4 Longe Boye Attacks using ice clones to fend for him. If you manage to get the laser eyes from spider cat, this is a relatively easy boss. Has a chance to drop a scroll, using it allows you to create clones just like him. Boss #5 The squat brothers: they don't attack. They have a defensive squat. It deflects anything except the emerald splash. (I thought i should've tossed in a jojo reference) they are optional bosses. They drop a full adidas set. Allowing you to punch faster and stronger. The shoes give you the ability to run so fast it looks like you teleported. A passive ability that activates itself when you are attacked. Boss #6 The stabbo crabbo. His only attacks involve him stabbing you, and conducting the water. Phase 2 involves him grabbing a random raid member to hold with his other crab hand and incapacitates them. Drops moldy crab meat. Has a chance to drop his knife. It has a 50% chance to critical attack. can also drop imatation crab meat that heals more than the moldy version Boss #6 Lin feng: can use a lethal water attack. Can only use when blasted with water through a hole in his body. Drops monstars inc pajamas. Boss #7 Ringcat: malleable. Holds all the wisdom in the world. But cannot use it due to his inability to speak english. Defeating him will give you his ring. Another upside to defeating him his he gives you one free wish. Make the rest of the boss descriptions edit: finally back and have enough energy to do more boss #8 Pookie, master of the skies: was seperated from his brothers at birth. flys into arena with balloons and says "haiwo. me am boss. let us fight" and flys at you. it as a dodegable attack if you use the adidas set from boss #5. attacks: the charge at the start of the fight. he shoots out a spit ball at you. his final attack is he pulls out a glock 19 and shoots you. his drops: his balloons. has a chance to drop his glock and it does 50 damage to water and fire types boss #9 machete pancake, the feared. he speaks in Norwegian and says "la oss kjempe tispe!" at the start and throws his machete at you. he pulls out another one thats covered in rat poison. it deals more damage and does 5 poison damage each second. you need many health potions and a rat cure potion to get rid of the rat poison. he can eat his pancake face and regenerate one. then he gains a speed boost for 15 seconds from the sugar in the pancakes. this can be matched if you have the adidas set on. his attacks: the machete toss. the poison machete stab and toss. and his dash. boss #10 joaqoum, the wizard king. third of the cat brothers. compromises his strength for intellect. says "i am the final cat brother. you have defeated my brothers. i might look smol but am power!" and shoots a laser at you. it deals 10 damage. attacks: a fire ball random angle attack. it does 10000000000000000000 damage, enough to kill anything. can pull out a spell book and summon ghosts of the previous cat brothers. they use the attacks they had. he can chant in ancient tounge and summon a portal to bring a random boss. it is a night mare version and when killed drops "cursed" items of that boss. they can only be used once before depleting your life to 1 hp and do what it did better. you can bless them and make them "holy" items and they still do the amazing effect while removing the hp depleting effect. they can have a chance to be "blessed" versions that are way better. drops: his sick hat, his spell book, and a second sick beat. boss #11 c̫̖̦̻̯͕̬̄̏́a̟̣̞̦̪̒̏̚͝t̏҉̜͕͕̜̬͖̥s͉̖̯̩̮̏̃̇ͩ́t͓̼̻͖̗͕̀̀r̳͓̥̱͛̊̅̈͞o̧͔͚͔̝̼̟͙̅y̫͍͕̟̫͉̫̿̿̏ͩ͠ͅę̱̰͚͕͇̲͇ͮͩř̢͙̗̩̠̯̥̂̃,̻͎̯̘̜̣̙̾̋́ ̵̰͔̟͊t̩̪̖ͥ̌͐̕ͅh̶͖̫̋e̛͓̱̯͉̭̝ͮ̽ͅ ̧͖̬̟̫̭̅̓̅̾c̜͈̤̫̝̪̩̗̽ͣͭ͞u̢̳͇̥͓͇̥ͮ̏r̭͇̤̙̍͜ͅs̴̰͎̺͍̼̞͔͒̍ȅ̹̩̯̲̹ͯͪ͝d̡͇̠̿͂͗̓ . it is the fourth ancient cat brother. nobody has ever known about him. attacks: his almighty stomp. his screech, sending you flying. his almighty death stare. and the ability to push to table your standing on. drops: his almighty growth ability. and blindness edit 2: an optional quest for boss #2 was to give the note to the wife Edit 3: if the speed chip and the suit are combined you can skip some bosses but most of them are unskippable
"Hi guys, wilbur here I don't get this joke I tried to look it up but I still don't get it I hope it's funny/makes sense I left it in for all you weeb trash If it doesn't make sense blame Jack" I can't lmfao-
The Giant Cat is the greatest boss in history, his attacks does 1 hit kills on you and your teammates even with the best gear. His stomp attack is the worst part.
Sans Fangirl Throws a cringy animation •poison last 5 min •lowers def and atk •blindness *SANS IS MINEEE* •makes ears bleed •20% chance to instantly kill you Drops: Their device and some bleach.
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All bosses listed and ranked based on stats and attributes:
*Dan* 8/10
Although Dan is the first boss you should encounter, he portrays power that is not to be reckoned with. His only move is "CAWWW", however this move is very powerful as it utilities Dan's penguin head and his lightsabre, making him extremely potent on the battlefield. Furthermore, he has one of, if not the most, complex series of battle stages, meaning he is unpredictable and you have to be ready for when he sheds his table and sprints at you with lethal speed. Fortunately you are rewarded with a sick beat if you manage to defeat him.
*Extend-O-Hugger* 6/10
You might've expected this boss to be ranked lower as he has no _physically_ damaging attributes, however; his silent movement combined with his ability to bombard you with constant and lingering shrieks makes him very stealthy, and can leave even the most hardened and experienced players beg for mercy on their knees if they are to be caught off-guard. To top this all off his drop is utterly useless in this version of the game (1.0).
*Spider Cat* 7/10
This boss would easily get a 10/10 if he was even somewhat mobile, as this would make his double urinate ability borderline broken. Where he lacks in movement he gains intimidation factor and unpredictability, as his ability to rotate his head 360 degrees and his ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes, which always look in different directions from each other and change position after every encounter, makes him one of the most RNG based bosses in the game; all this combined with the fact that he makes you blind upon defeat, makes him truly a dangerous boss.
*Longe Boye* 2/10
Probably the easiest boss in the game, Longe Boye posses no real threat whatsoever. He has no damaging moves, mental or physical, he can only live in arctic regions, and he doesn't even drop anything upon defeat. The only reason he doesn't have a 0 on this list is because he can be quite annoying if he is left in the battlefield to duplicate endlessly.
*The Squat Brothers* 3/10
Only a slight improvement from Longe Boye, these two pose no physical threat, however they are able to shout rude London slang if agitated. The only real reason to even enter combat with this boss is for the full adidas set at the end, which is quite a nice reward compared to others.
*The Stabbo Crabbo* 10/10
The Stabbo Crabbo is one of the two SS rated bosses on this list, along with the final, unnamed boss. His mastery of the knife, a weak but strong weapon in the right pincers, has made him on of the most effective killing machines to ever come unto this planet. This combined with hydromancy and the instant kill of one of your raid members in phase two gives him a 10/10 on this list. His drop (imitation crab meat) also makes some very nice imitation crab meat sandwiches.
*Lin Feng* 4/10
Lin Feng is very, very situational, but under the right conditions he is absolutely lethal; but only under the right conditions, which is why he is only a 4/10. His drops are quite good on the other hand, as the monsters inc pyjamas are a good replacement for the full adidas set if you didn't pick that up before, and a free bottle of water can never hurt (unless anally projected into Lin Feng).
*Ringcat*
Now this one is weird, as he is categorized as a boss, yet you cannot fight him. He is more of just an NPC that gives you free rewards, so you could just kill him and retain your eyesight, or free him and gain +1 wish; the choice is yours.
*Pookie* ???
unknown
*Joaqoum* 8/10
A very underestimated boss, Joaqoum is actually one of the stronger bosses in the game. His extremely high IQ combined with "random" fireball shots that fly at 60mph makes him very deadly. His strength however, is low, his speed too, so if you manage to get close enough to him through the barrage of molten rock he is hurling at you, it should be an easy kill. His drop rewards are that he steals your eyesight once more, this time there is no getting it back unless you still have that wish saved up from the Ringcat.
*unnamed* 10/10
The final boss of the game, this one can traumatize anyone physically and emotionally, causing such severe trauma that has often lead to suicide just hours later after defeat. Half it's kit is useless, as after obtaining blindness for the second time you cannot see its monumental ear growth or it's judgemental stare, however you can get stomped on and pushed off of a table simultaneously, which can lead to many serious injuries and diseases, if you do not die instantly from shock. It's reward, is it's most deadly factor. It makes you blind for the third time in the game, making you unable to see forever. This realization can lead people into taking their own lives over living out a fate such as this one. All this combined gives this boss a solid and definite, 10/10.
Why did you write that just why
Long Boye, Ringcat and Pookie are actually just semi-bosses.
I thoroughly enjoyed this entire comment. Thank you for this
You are a brilliant person with too much time on your hands
Damn... that was a good read. Thank you for that.
“What does he drop?”
“A sick beat.”
That was one of the best jokes in SootHouse history.
@@KingOfFrye damn.
facts
We're all here just watching old soothouse videos
@@PartyhatRS what was the best one then
That’s sad
Name: SootHouse
Abilities:
-Comedic blast
-Shitposting
-Pant consumption
Disabilities: Too many...
No u
Abilities: unbeatable comeback
Disabilities: Yes
Pants consumption....
drops: edible trousers
The moral of the story: don't fight cats, or you'll be blind.
Correction: you'll be blind, then not blind, then blind again, then more blindness
@@bornofpixels b lind
this explains a lot
Ask nick fury
My dog almost got blinded once by a cat he fought. The little devils often go for the eyes, so there's some truth to be found here.
Name: dad
-aggressive
-belt attack (lowers charisma by 5)
Drops: me as a child
Are you ok?
THIS IS AMAZING
High chance of disappearing
@@Pixelusually 98.9 % of the boss disappearing to get a jug of milk, if you're lucky he hasn't left yet, then you should definitely battle him, I did get a chance to battle him but I didn't get the reward >:(
POV : you defeat dad and you got u
“What’s he drop?”
“A sick beat.”
This...Sick...Beat!
Do not take the beats
(Kills him)
Me: what is this?
(Picks it up)
(Dub step starts playing of every song)
Me: fuck...
I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicka
Pop pop det pop bang bosh
"Those balloons have been kissed a lot. must've been a hot night for that do-"
*"POOKIE, **_MASTER OF THE SKIES_** "*
More like *"P O O K I E , M A S T E R O F T H E S K I E S"*
In phase two,the entry will be locked and The Squat Brothers will start speaking in rhymes,and they'll challenge you to a rap battle,so make sure you have that Sick Beat with ya, but if you lose,you'll take hefty burn damage.
It not a phase two when you beat them you can see them again and they will be enraged
*"Let me show you how to scratch it!"*
@Lula Stevens thats what i thought!
And then he drops blindnesss.
yes you get given a recording device at the very start of the game, so you can record the sick beat
6:14 he sucks water out of your body, and excretes it, freezes it, and uses it as a spear in phase 2
*this needs more likes*
100 likes!
Luci the Fox Luci the Fox Ikr, this comment is golden.
twohealthbarrs
666th like
The Slav Brothers is SCP-001 "Gate Guardians"
“Cyka Blyat” says the two angelic beings wrapped in the holy light as they pulled out two golden kalashnikovs and eviscerated my soul with holy gunfire as my vision blackened I saw Lenin himself nodding in approval of the two gopniks work
Finally some good fucking comment
gate guardian was agent strelkinov all along, my god, we chechens are all going down
And then SCP-001 "when day breaks" turns everyone into a slime blob
There health drink is vodka
If you use the Ringcat skip, you can actually fight Ringcat after defeating the final boss. This allows you to make the wish to regain your sight after killing all of the bosses with the ability to blind you. If you do this correctly, you get the true ending of the game. It answers a lot of the questions that were left unanswered in the other ending.
Buckowens Aka some random guy you forgot the part where you must have monsters inc pajamas equipped
The blindness was a last ditch effort for the cats to defeat the party. After the wish is granted...
You see a light, brighter than any other.
The quest is over, humanity and the others have been saved by the cat menace...
Your soul is freed, with the choice of new game plus, or ending it...
UrBoiChub YT This is some Nier Automata level shit
Well no, the questions were answered in the other ending, you just needed to read the cypher the needlessly cryptic mystic was shoving in your face. The Mystic was also blind, and thus couldn't see your cataracts.
But what about the boss that appears when you wish for everyone else to be blind instead of healing yourself? i.redd.it/w5dmf0q40xm01.jpg
This guy... I've fucking nightmares...
*I can smell many Indie rpg makers watching this video*
**hide in the corner**
Distant voice:not me
Someone needs to make an RPG with these characters in it. I know I’d play it 😀
That would be epic
@@republicofengineers1983 actually r/bossfight the game exists
edit: link www.reddit.com/r/BossFightsTheGame
They look like normal Earthbound enemies
*"Dies in heat"*
Didn't know Longe Boye is an arctic female ferret in disguise.
H a a
that’s why he’s called the icy deceiver
_Yes I won the battle! What do I get? _*_Just more fucking blindness_*
*Defeats Spidercat*
*Receives Cataract*
*Goes onto NG+*
*Receives double Cataract*
Lol
LaX +2blindness
Roll D20 if 4 or above times cataract by number on D20
Kf number is higher than 10 roll another D20 with the same effect until failure
Lucky! I only got wasted time...
7:44 YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO NAME HIM **UP DOG** BRUH
Doom Haxor what is up dog?
mc bad robot voice just watching a shitty UA-cam video
mc bad robot voice
the dog from Up
whats that smell
you had the chance to not say bruh and lose your dignity
The ultimate boss battle: Depression
We all lose
DEATH
No weaknesses. Drops nothing.
*grabs gun* lets do this
Abilities: D E A T H
Has anyone realized that they have the most BASIC names except for Rhianna?
Will
George
Charlie
Matt
Jack
Dan
David
*Rhianna*
She only talks once every 3 videos so I forgot she existed tbh
Profile Picture what about wilbur?
ShadeBeastify58 People call him Will instead of Wilbur
Except for the fact that rhianna is basic af now
Rhianna is pretty basic
5:50 his name should have been Hydrasian Kid
I hate and love you at the same time.
The first guy *Imprisms* you.
Chicken Permission really now?
Well done.
I'm proud.
Chicken Permission ahahaha get out of here
Chicken Permission Jesus how long did it take to think of that?
“You kill him and he drops a sick beat”
Dan: *dies*
Also Dan: his name is Philza Minecraft and he is quite old
leaked smash bros characters
kaichwis I
Pookie would be top tier but the Squat Bros more than likely will be banned.
"do you play the video games?"
"no"
"I am the pure boi"
*TOP 10 ANIME BOSS BATTLES*
Sam Patterson: WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Sam Patterson:ahh
Sam Patterson Top ten anime bosses
YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 5
EVERYWHEREE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONE
Free the ring cat and wish for eye sight instead of killing him
@NaZu! first you free him, wish for vision after being blinded, then since there are multiple cats that blind you, come back and then kill it, boom you get two uses
I sure as shit would love to watch them play D&D. I bet they’d come up with some interesting characters..
Some of them do play DnD don't they?
It would get easily side tracked I would guess
Trench
I’m not sure if “interesting” is the right word
lmao, sharp hand joe, attack 10
Who needs dark souls remastered?
Edit: who needs dark souls remastered *when you have this*
A massive Weeb meep
I need Ornstein’s godly spear in me now.
This IS dark souls remastered
Me
A massive Weeb yes
Every day I find out a new word that Europeans spell differently than Americans
Gray vs Grey
Color vs Colour
Boi vs Boye
Someone You Don't Know oh
By saying Europeans you mean just the UK, right?
Dragutin the Slav- Veliki
They can leave the EU all the want, they are still European.
Everyone uses boye nerd, it's a spicier way of saying and usually refers to dogs and other good boyes
livid sphincter+ I know that, just like Serbia for example, they aren't in EU but are European because that country is located on European continent.
Also, I didn't mention European Union in my previous comment but okay.
two years later and I realize you can hear someone's fidget spinner over the credits
Extendo hugger is an exaggerated canadian
Strongpowerthanku the ultimate "eh"
Wanna hug, eh?
And his hug caused you to catch Canadian syndrome were you becom extend0 hugger I know because I already have become infected
Yes.
lool
When you kill me I drop a thank you note
HAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA
Now thats what I call a meme I've seen 1 year ago
Nice
When you kill me,i drop a note of me sticking up the middle finger.
@@nabstablooktheghost721 same
I was petting my cat whilst watching this video. Then he fll asleep next to me... his fur went in my eyes and blinded me... does that mean that i defeated the fifth cat boss?
Solomon the kaiju demon i think so also you won *35* *rpg-bucks* and *145* *exp*
And also chest
How did you type this if you’re blind? r/quityourbullshit
stwbmc98 r/thisisawooooshandimtotallynotmemeingtotallydontknowitsajoke
"Can only attack when anally Jetted"
He does not even need to fight me, that description is enough to kill me
We need a part 2 ASAP
let’s hope SootHouse is already making a sequel to one of the greatest games ever made.
Yeo
* 7 months later *
Agreed
ASA-Bean...
Although the final boss drops blindness leaving you to do all of the post-game without sight, there's actually a glitch that if you didn't fight the squat brothers earlier on, if you defeat them and get the adidas tracksuit and equip it, your eyesight will return, allowing you to fully experience the post-game.
Riley Rezza If you spare them they block the blindness
Or you use that wish from RingCat
The brothers squat take the first two cataracts for you for sparing them, and ring cat's wish can free you of the final set of blindness
Or use ring cats wish during the final fight. Wish for sight. Then after killing him blindly stumble back to ring cat. Kill him. Eye sight
The last cat boss is now called Rasputin. That is the name the screen whispered to me
Think you should check your screen out if it's whispering shit to you.
Thanks for the tip bro.
Kool
MiotaLee Wait a second, does that mean he is the cat that really was gone off?
The Greatest Grammar Nazi To Ever Live *takes of glasses in awe* GODDAMN...
Squat brothers:
Invincible when squatting, can only be lured out of defensive stance using vodka or sunflower seeds.
When killed, drops keys to T-13
I just have this feeling that the Squat Brothers will be the best bossfight. Idk why.
Best bossfight, but also the easiest one and the one that keeps coming back in sequels and spin-offs.
Thay are similar to the Watcher Knights
An epic boss with balanced difficulty and a good armor as a drop.
though the final boss might be just a bit more fun
The victory song upon defeat would be either the Soviet National Anthem or Cheeki Breeki hardbass.
they can summon bandits
Adidas set:
Increases move and attack speed, but lowers defense. Able to understand Russian while wearing
all slavic languages*
heals more when drinking vodka and dancing to hardbass
And All Day I Dream About Sex
A Fascist Froggie Set skill: able to infinitely Slav squat without getting tired, which allows you to get +7 reputation from slavics
But unable to resist any hard bass
Someone needs to make a soothouse rpg where these bosses are the main enemy's
Yes
Rpg maker is of utmost quality.
Thanos:snaps
Also thanos:why do I hear sick beats
MY FAVORITE GAME IS MARIEO
Kingof Grim mario
SURP MARIEO GALYX was my favorite 3d MARIEO game.
*MARIA!*
Kill me now
Dude, my favourite is "Loogies Mansion"
*Marmo*
The Four Catmen of the Apocalypse.
yesyesyesyesyes
*eyeseyeseyeseyeseyes
ApoCatlypse*
Said by the dog
^ said by the rat
The cats are the horsemen of the Apocalypse
Don’t you mean the catmen of the apocalypse?
Lauryn L. Shit u right
Wait why catmen and not horsecat?
Horsecat sounds horrifying, that's why. Imagine a hybrid of a cat and a horse. Unholy.
I know, i am instilling nightmares into you
someone please make this into a game
I shall be adding them to bruh.game, which is based on the bounties from bruh.webstite
@@collateralanimation5254 I cant express how disappointed I was to find out it's not real
I'm working on the animations. The game will be maybe 10 minutes long.
@うん sure I actually put it aside for a while but I will be working on it again soon. If possible it would be great to get some feedback and recommendations. Also it won't be in steam or itch.io
@@Mallony you absolute madlad.
4:54: You mess with the crabbo you get the stabbo
from da vid
Bappo get Slappo
They aren’t actually terrible.
Kayleigh • ...
+8 Bit Gamer ...°...°.····.··...
Name: Me
Ability: Yes
Disability: No
You should be the final boss of an RPG.
Name: Me
Ability: No
Disability: Yes
Gabrielle Gibby what
Toyota 86 ricer
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? Oh you know
"When they're squatting, they're near invincible"
This is a Steel Ball Run reference.
Do they have love train while squatting?
No, they are 20th Century Boys when squatting
Oh really? Cool
Wait idk what happens in SBR i dont reas manga
Their attack is the squat dance
I wish dark souls had the squat brothers instead of the belfry gargoyles.
*Ornstein + Smough
Dark souls remastered is coming
The squat brothers really?
Not the gopnik-gargoyles
Funus their western spy status is affirmed
Funus what about the 20th century boys
"Hi guys, Wilbur here. I don't get this joke, I tried to look it up, but I still don't get it. I hope it's funny/makes sense, I left it in for all you weeb trash, if it doesn't make sense, blame Jack."
Yea and its obviously a Naruto joke
4:37 I'm sorry, didn't you JUST say that this boss was OPTIONAL?
Yeah? Optional means you don't HAVE to fight them, but you can if you want.
I left a list of extra titles for the bosses, I listed the ones with a title and added ones to the bosses without one
Also gave a bit of backstory
Dan: Master Of The Hexagons
With his powerful LightSabre and Hexagonic Armour, this Penguin Hybrid Dan is a formidable foe, strong enough to even rival some of the legendary cat bosses, he is also a really sick rapper, and will rap a sick memento to an epic beat upon dying as he is epic until the very end.
Extend-O-Hugger: Tentakind
This guy just wants to make your day, but you must defeat him one way or another, the fight is not hard physically, but it is mentally an incredibly tough opponent as only the most cold warriors can bring themselves to even hurt him. He drops his entire Wife, but she probably won't want to join your team after what you've done.
Spidercat: Cataracts Attacks
The Tank of the four cat brother, despite being completely immobile, this cat has laser vision in almost every direction possible, and his double piss attack has slain many a foe. Be aware that killing him will make you blind, this fact has discouraged many from even getting near him.
Longe Boye: The Icy Deceiver
This Boye is a master thief with an incredible bounty on his head, even with the handi-cap of being unable to leave arctic regions, he can clone himself infinitely and as his clones fight, he can slip away as he always does. He also uses a dark art to destroy everything he has upon death, dropping nothing when he is defeated.
The Squat Brothers: The GateKeepers
These brothers have been Squatting together for almost 30 years, the ultimate defensive duo, as long as they are in their squat, they can almost never be damaged, and can guard the gate with absolute ease, you could go right past it using the side gate, which neither of the brothers can reach, since defeating it is an absolute struggle, but is worth it for the Adidas Set.
The Stabbo Crabbo: Stabber of the seas
For many years, this crab has been Mastering the arts of Knife-Combat and being born in the purest of water gave him accessed to Aquamancy, this pair of powerful abilities plus his powerful pincers lead this being to be a true threat. Sadly, he does not drop his deadly knife upon defeat, but his meat when eaten correctly is an exquisite dish scarcely tasted.
Lin Feng: The Aquatic Anus (or did you call him Aquamancer?)
This child has one of the most deadly projectiles ever known to man-kind, but can only use it during the most obscure and rare circumstance possible, being jetted with water up the buttocks, he once had a helper with a hose follow him around on the battlefield, killing dozens of men. His Monsters Inc Pyjamas are a great drop, but you must be wary of the situation Lin's in first.
RingCat: King of the ring
This is the second of the cat brothers, imprisoned in a powerful ring created by his brother, Joaqoum, for being on your side rather than his, if you free him, you will get 1 wish, and if you kill him, you will retain your eyesight, so it is a hard choice, he was labelled by Joaqoum as a boss fight in hopes that an adventurer would destroy him.
Pookie: Master Of the Skies
This absolutely monstrous being strikes fast and sharp, wizzing through the air at speeds only achieved by dragons, and can use his deceiving looks to confuse people before his onslaught of Hypersonic Borks. Defeating this beast is almost impossible, but is worth it as he drops the legendary balloons of levitation, bestowing the power of Pookie's majestic flight.
Crazed Crepe: The Machete Menace
This is the result of a freak accident of a hybrid creating machine, Doctor Pa N. C. Ake accidentally combined himself with a crepe and became a powerful menace. Wielding his Machete and Crepe Strength, he can mercilessly kill anyone he sees with ease. Upon defeat he drops the Murderous Machete, one of the strongest weapons of the game.
Joaqoum: The Wizard King
Upon being the physically weakest of the 3 cat brothers despite being the oldest, Joaqoum became a bitter person who studied pyromancy until he completely mastered it's insane powers and became the King of his lands, don't let the amazing hat he drops fool you, as he created a curse which he now shares with SpiderCat and Ultracat, the power of giving your killer Blindness upon being defeated. Most of these abilities have kept Joaqoum ruling the country as no one wants to stand against him.
UltraCat the Large: The Forbidden one
The true oldest and most powerful cat brother, Ultracat, was sealed away by Joaqoum as UltraCat was seen as too much of a threat to the Kingdom to be allowed to rule around, so Ultracat was imprisoned by a life seal of Joaqoum, so he is only free when Joaqoum dies, but when UltraCat is released, he is the most devastating boss you will ever fight, it's judgemental stare attacking you mentally, the ear growth testing your concentration, and his Stomp and Table Push abilities attacking you physically, this battle will test you in every way you know. Not to mention the only thing this ultimate beast drops is more blindness thanks to the Curse of Joaqoum, which Makes Ultracat the strongest being in the entire kingdom.
*I hope you all enjoyed this it took ages lmao*
This was amazing
I hope this is just descriptions
I did the weaknesses
Please make a game of it...
IDEA: make the pancake killer an dlc boss.
DLC name:the legend of the kitchen.
also... the cataracts should'nt instantly blind you, cause then it would be a bad game. they should rather just be some items that you can activate to get blind.
AAND to the squat brothers: зто blyatiful, моп таџарпвк
(sorry id my russian is bad, im german and just started with duolingo)
Wait... I found a way to get his wife to join his team:While fighting him slice off one of his arms and take off the magic ring and continue to kill him. Then go close to his wife and give her the ring.
i want to play a game of d&d and these are the bosses
ThatCockyBooma There was a discord where people were trying to make this an actual game
@@arenomusic really? Is it still a thing?
Oh man now i want to be on this Server
@@feragosmyxixarashtra7948 yeah because that sounds really fucking dope
@@boltstrikes429 yeah
*e l s t a b b o c r a b B O*
me:stares DAN in the eyes
*presses goose button*
Items: A sick beat- 100% chance of drop, heals all teammates and permanently raises 20% attack.
Wife- 25% chance of drop, teammate who has the move to heal all teammates.
Sorry note-75% chance of drop, if read will temporarily lower attack by 30% for 50 seconds.
Cataracts- 80% chance of drop, will permanently increase attack by 70% but reduces defense by 70% also will gain "random swing" very strong move but 40% of hitting enemy but 60% of hitting self for moderate damage.
Snow- 100% chance of drop, melts when uses, nothing else.
Full Adidas track suits- 60%-80% chance of drop (depending on which brother you kill first left 60%, right 80%) Very strong armor, will raise all stats for 80% and gain move "defense squat" will make you invincible, but you are very slow.
Moldy crab meat-10% chance of drop, con be combined with Stabbo Crabbo knife to summon a party member sized Stabbo Crabbo with very high stats, can be eaten for -30% health (not recommended)
Imitation crab meat- 90% chance of drop, can be combined with Stabbo Crabbo knife to summon a pet the mini Stabbo Crabbo or can be eaten for 60% health (imitation crab meat sandwich will heal all health)
Stabbo Crabbo knife- comes with imitation or moldy crab meat, You can combine this with the crab meat to make either a pet mini Stabbo Crabbo or party member sized Stabbo Crabbo, if equipped will gain 20% more water damage Stabbo Crabbo will gain 95% more water damage.
Monsters Inc. Pajamas- 50% chance of drop, resistance to all water damage by 40% and will gain move " hydro spray" deals 50% water damage to enemy.
Water x7- 50% chance of drop, will give temporary defense boost by 50 seconds (can be stacked)
Cat wisdom- if a teammate has the move copycat and uses it on Ring Cat, there is a 30% chance that teammate will permanently gain all knowledge on all enemies and will know how to cure blindness and party members sickness at the cost of stamina.
Eyesight- 100% of drop, if blind Eyesight will remove the move "random swing" and will give "enemy study" where you can find out the enemies weakness, if the person has their eyesight already "Eyesight" will boost the persons "study enemy" range by 70%, will remove 30% attack but will gain 30% defense.
Balloon- 75% chance of drop, will slightly boost glide distance by 10%
Pancake mask- 40% chance of drop, will increase stealth by 30%
Machete- 30% chance of drop, if equipped will gain move "furious stab" damages all enemies and 40% chance of bleed effect.
Dope-ass hat- 30% chance of drop, will increase fire damage by 40% and gain move "random shot" 10% of hit 90% miss, will one shot kill enemies if not will kill user.
Blindness- same as cataracts.
If there are any problems please comment your glitches and complaints below. |
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The blindness gives me -40% defense
Unclear instructions. Pushed Dan off cliff.
Game may still be in 2.00 will patch some item glitches soon.
Doggy many players has expirienced this, it was the animations, it glitches out and crashes games we will fix th at in the next patch
I recommend you don't use the random shot ability
You guys are aces at improv
Unless its just an editing trick to make everyone sound skilled
They are 6-7 people, how could they not come up with something good?
The pancake and machete guy was my steam profile picture for actually long time.
do you live in latvia
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do you live in latvia
9:35
My version of the boss
McGonagall- the Titan
▪stomp - aoe (attack)
▪roar - -5 defence (magical)
▪Ear-growth - +6 intimidation (support action)
Drops: the 7th Chaos Emerald
Nah he drops the damn 4th chaos emerald.
he drops his offspring
now you have more gremlins to deal with
@@-DumpsterFire he just splits into smaller versions
The last cat boss... A force to be reckoned with...
*Big Boye.*
*Bige Boye
*Bige boyea
*Final Image*
Sha'quul, Leviathan King of Litter
HP - 6,000/8,000/10,000 depending on selected difficulty setting (6,000 default)
DT - 2,000/4,000//6,000 (also scales with difficulty)
Attacks:
Claw Swipe - Swipe that deals 15 damage, deals an extra 5 bleeding damage (Present in Phase 1, 2, & 3)
Table Push - Pushes you off arena, which leads to next area (and subsequently the next phase)
Judgemental Stare - Lowers DT by 6 for the rest of the fight, resets every phase switch (Present in Phase 2 & 3)
Stopmy Boi - Devastating Attack that deals 35 damage in an area, creates shockwave that deals 20 damage when collides with the player (can be dodged)
Be honest... How long did this take you?
When the sound went out at 0:41 I thought my headphones fell out
LaMarque Drew I
Veronica Fill oh ok
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i am a disappointment
I thought my internet was just lagging.
about Joaqoum's hat: that fluff that you see on the edge and top is his head. The cone is to channel his psychic power
5:48 This is one of my favourite images on the internet and has been ever since I saw it years ago!
120percentNick I literally had to pause the vid since I was laughing so hard
120percentNick nostalgia
I wish I knew the story of it
Kuzi same
It was taken in Hong Kong :) This is a picture of the fountain next to Tung Chung Station
Dark souls 4 looks lit
Anti Clan it really does
It's even darker than its predecessors since you're blind for half of the game.
Dark souls 3 was the last game
I am having trouble defeating the stabbo crabbo. I always die to the tenth attack, help?
Did you skip the squat brother fight?
You're supposed to enter the water when he does the land charge attack then quickly get out of the water when he reverts them back to land
Pyromancy is useless in this fight, use any weapon that can crush armor, or penetrate it. The Adidas Set can increase your stats, which can help a lot. Also, resistance to stab attacks is good.
Using high puncture resist gear will help a ton since his only attack is the signature Crabbo Stabbo, also make sure you have no lightning equipment on as that can kill you
Also he can easily reject sword attacks so try using shadow bow as its hard to dodge for him
8:21, Joaqoum was not born with the immortality of his brothers and thus he betrayed them by telling the humans the secret to defeating cats. He then made the grand archives, a place containing all knowledge in the world, including the secret of immortality for the otherwise mortal feline.
One cat boss makes you blind and the other makes you see again...are these back to back bosses?
no, you see again before you get blinded, then get blinded 3 times
BRB I gotta turn this into a real MMO
achtually
nevuhrmind
jan harald i'd work on it with you lol
I don't do networking, so it's just a joke....should be easy to make into a clicker-game though
arrudazachary official if you really want to help i can post the discord link where we are making the game
i can make music for you
discord.gg/aJtbdt9
Class 1-c's quirks are looking weird
Historic Mystery I dunno, Joaqum seems pretty solid.
Ayyy, a MHA ref! Wasn't expecting that here...
BNHA
It is possible that one of the traitors is in this class.
@@sappiilassi5832 Nah,it has to be either a teacher or a student from the Class 1-A or 1-B
"What does he drop?"
Dan: A sick beat.
Joaqoum needs a nerf
Right? I still can't beat him
no he is just right for the game
Please make this an actual D&D game
JakeyBoy I'll make a D&D game and use these characters, and make some for soothouse, it will be epic...
Shit D&D is expensive in france,
My boss:
Name: Romanius Bellium
The Bowler Master
●Bowl
Can bowl a party member which inflicts stunning
●Phone Call
Distracts a party member but can be only used when a party member has equipped a phone
●Summon Niko
Deals 50 damage to a party
Drops: A cheap bowling ball
Roman Bellic don’t forget his battle cry “hey nico let’s go bowling”
Roman Bellic picks up phone hello Lego let's go
•Can be only defeated by having Dimitri The Executor in your party.
•Romanius Bellium has a chance to drop Niko's Fingerless Gloves, which make your character stronger when alcohol and cigarettes are in your inventory. Damage increases by +35 for every single one of these items.
•Romanius Bellium can be summoned by meeting this criteria.
-At least level 27
-Dimitri The Executor must have been recruited from The Twin Comrades
-Blackberry of Justice must be equipped
-The Slavic Gargoyles must be defeated, since the Adidas set is needed to gain access to The Twin Comrades
-The Adidas Set is also needed to gain access to Romanius' lair, Apartment 32 in The Shitty Part Of Town on the Eastern edge of the game map.
NOTE: Niko's Fingerless Gloves are currently glitched. They currently do not give your character fingerless gloves, but their effects still work.
Roman Bellic: Hey Niko, let's go bowling
I will go into more depth on bosses:
Dan: his only attack is his CAWWW, making him a weak boss. But dont underestimate dan, he can shed his armor creating clones because of how fast he goes. If you attack the wrong dan you will be attacked by his powerful CAAWWWWWW attack. Drops his lightsabre. Has a chance to drop his speed chip, allowing him to go so fast.
Boss #2
Extend-o-hugger can shout compliments, he can also learn more about you and make the compliments more personal. Thats is all he can do. Drops his wife. Can drop his extend o arms.
Boss #3
Spider cat: his passive is he cannot move. His laser eyes involve him using a secret breathing technique. His 360 degree head rotation lets him shoot you all around. His tail whip stings. Which is why he needs to get you close to him. Can drop his eyes to equip for laser eyes like him. Drops cataracts.
Boss #4
Longe Boye
Attacks using ice clones to fend for him. If you manage to get the laser eyes from spider cat, this is a relatively easy boss. Has a chance to drop a scroll, using it allows you to create clones just like him.
Boss #5
The squat brothers: they don't attack. They have a defensive squat. It deflects anything except the emerald splash. (I thought i should've tossed in a jojo reference) they are optional bosses. They drop a full adidas set. Allowing you to punch faster and stronger. The shoes give you the ability to run so fast it looks like you teleported. A passive ability that activates itself when you are attacked.
Boss #6
The stabbo crabbo.
His only attacks involve him stabbing you, and conducting the water. Phase 2 involves him grabbing a random raid member to hold with his other crab hand and incapacitates them. Drops moldy crab meat. Has a chance to drop his knife. It has a 50% chance to critical attack. can also drop imatation crab meat that heals more than the moldy version
Boss #6
Lin feng: can use a lethal water attack. Can only use when blasted with water through a hole in his body. Drops monstars inc pajamas.
Boss #7
Ringcat: malleable. Holds all the wisdom in the world. But cannot use it due to his inability to speak english. Defeating him will give you his ring. Another upside to defeating him his he gives you one free wish. Make the rest of the boss descriptions
edit: finally back and have enough energy to do more
boss #8
Pookie, master of the skies: was seperated from his brothers at birth. flys into arena with balloons and says "haiwo. me am boss. let us fight" and flys at you. it as a dodegable attack if you use the adidas set from boss #5. attacks: the charge at the start of the fight. he shoots out a spit ball at you. his final attack is he pulls out a glock 19 and shoots you. his drops: his balloons. has a chance to drop his glock and it does 50 damage to water and fire types
boss #9
machete pancake, the feared. he speaks in Norwegian and says "la oss kjempe tispe!" at the start and throws his machete at you. he pulls out another one thats covered in rat poison. it deals more damage and does 5 poison damage each second. you need many health potions and a rat cure potion to get rid of the rat poison. he can eat his pancake face and regenerate one. then he gains a speed boost for 15 seconds from the sugar in the pancakes. this can be matched if you have the adidas set on. his attacks: the machete toss. the poison machete stab and toss. and his dash.
boss #10
joaqoum, the wizard king. third of the cat brothers. compromises his strength for intellect. says "i am the final cat brother. you have defeated my brothers. i might look smol but am power!" and shoots a laser at you. it deals 10 damage. attacks: a fire ball random angle attack. it does 10000000000000000000 damage, enough to kill anything. can pull out a spell book and summon ghosts of the previous cat brothers. they use the attacks they had. he can chant in ancient tounge and summon a portal to bring a random boss. it is a night mare version and when killed drops
"cursed" items of that boss. they can only be used once before depleting your life to 1 hp and do what it did better. you can bless them and make them "holy" items and they still do the amazing effect while removing the hp depleting effect. they can have a chance to be "blessed" versions that are way better.
drops: his sick hat, his spell book, and a second sick beat.
boss #11
c̫̖̦̻̯͕̬̄̏́a̟̣̞̦̪̒̏̚͝t̏҉̜͕͕̜̬͖̥s͉̖̯̩̮̏̃̇ͩ́t͓̼̻͖̗͕̀̀r̳͓̥̱͛̊̅̈͞o̧͔͚͔̝̼̟͙̅y̫͍͕̟̫͉̫̿̿̏ͩ͠ͅę̱̰͚͕͇̲͇ͮͩř̢͙̗̩̠̯̥̂̃,̻͎̯̘̜̣̙̾̋́ ̵̰͔̟͊t̩̪̖ͥ̌͐̕ͅh̶͖̫̋e̛͓̱̯͉̭̝ͮ̽ͅ ̧͖̬̟̫̭̅̓̅̾c̜͈̤̫̝̪̩̗̽ͣͭ͞u̢̳͇̥͓͇̥ͮ̏r̭͇̤̙̍͜ͅs̴̰͎̺͍̼̞͔͒̍ȅ̹̩̯̲̹ͯͪ͝d̡͇̠̿͂͗̓ . it is the fourth ancient cat brother. nobody has ever known about him.
attacks: his almighty stomp. his screech, sending you flying. his almighty death stare. and the ability to push to table your standing on.
drops: his almighty growth ability. and blindness
edit 2: an optional quest for boss #2 was to give the note to the wife
Edit 3: if the speed chip and the suit are combined you can skip some bosses but most of them are unskippable
a good combo would be the speed chip with the adidas set
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Anomalous Occurance lol
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00:45 I just realized there's a human is there.
I was really hoping they'd do the boss from the thumbnail.
jonker they do kinda
We need a game with all of these.
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All of these are coming to smash
El Stabbo Crabbo, the weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Skeleton War Ayyyy the meme still lives on - This post deserves a lot more likes
4:40 I think they drop vodka
They can attack also with an AK 47
Stationary turrets
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Squat brothers had to have a attack of throwing gang signs
Inflicts Confusion
They guard the cat brothers secret lair
When you've been binging soothouse like an absolute mad lad and you understand the imitation crab meat reference...
Welp, time to pull out the ol' RPG Maker MV.
I see, you are a man of culture as well
Yoinks.
Toadtoad I would play a rpg game with there weird bosses
Lin Feng should've dropped a lifetime sentence in prison.
As well as anally ejected water
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Lillie Wills because she’s not funny.
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that's some clean water
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I saw the guy in the thumbnail on Discord once.
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The Giant Cat is the greatest boss in history, his attacks does 1 hit kills on you and your teammates even with the best gear. His stomp attack is the worst part.
The first one still scares me
Understands no
Welcome to Dark Souls.
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i have become one with the penguin
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The three cat brothers:
Ring cat, king of the rings
Joaqoum, the wizard king
The final cat
What about the first one who steals your eye sight
Sans Fangirl
Throws a cringy animation
•poison last 5 min
•lowers def and atk
•blindness
*SANS IS MINEEE*
•makes ears bleed
•20% chance to instantly kill you
Drops: Their device and some bleach.
Top 10 Strongest JJBA Stands
Spider cat is overpowered, he destroyed my laptop in real life
I'm not kidding, a snow globe fell on my laptop while spider cat was on screen.