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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
  • That was Slazo, yes
    MERCH: soothouse.bigca...
    =====THE GANG=====
    Wilbur: / wilbursoot
    Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
    George: / sootgeorge
    David: / sootdavid
    Jack: / sootjack
    Dan: / sootdaan
    Matt: / sootmatt
    Rhianna: / sootrhianna
    =====THE MEDIA=====
    Music: incompetech.com/
    Discord: / discord
    Patreon: / soothouse
    Twitter: / housesoot
    Twitch: / soothouse

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 6 років тому +28464

    Slazo didn't die for this

  • @ScaleneFaun
    @ScaleneFaun 5 років тому +6337

    "Have you ever gotten a creepy dm-"
    Rhianna: "YES"

  • @eeeeeeeeeeevee
    @eeeeeeeeeeevee 5 років тому +4967

    “My skin turn red and I will slowly puke blood and die.”
    *_then perish_*

  • @parafaust6201
    @parafaust6201 4 роки тому +6919

    I want a phycological horror movie about a man in denial of his house being an ikea

    • @CeceGames
      @CeceGames 3 роки тому +332

      Mind-Kea

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 3 роки тому +214

      @@CeceGames Schizo-Kea

    • @CeceGames
      @CeceGames 3 роки тому +56

      @@UrPPhard perfect

    • @CharlesTheGreatestPlan
      @CharlesTheGreatestPlan 3 роки тому +105

      Literally the plot twist would just be we are in a scp movie

    • @CeceGames
      @CeceGames 3 роки тому +20

      @@CharlesTheGreatestPlan :o you're right

  • @theunpopularcat9616
    @theunpopularcat9616 5 років тому +6663

    "HOW MANY KITCHENS DO U HAVE??"
    'Just let me do my roleplay-'
    "NOT UNLESS YOU EXPLAIN THE *KITCHENS* "

    • @katethestupid8032
      @katethestupid8032 4 роки тому +460

      " *WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROPOSITION ME IN AN IkEA?!* "
      _Oh Lord we need more of those ppl in this world_

    • @Jake-fu3by
      @Jake-fu3by 4 роки тому +187

      ITS THE GUEST KITCHEN OKAY?!

    • @johark
      @johark 4 роки тому +107

      THE IKEA IS ALSO A KITCHEN

    • @mj6463
      @mj6463 4 роки тому +83

      TheRealJohArk plot twist the ikea is inside a fancy condo in Portland

    • @johark
      @johark 4 роки тому +55

      @@mj6463 plot twist the fancy condo is in a KITCHEN

  • @LittlePinchofGinger
    @LittlePinchofGinger 6 років тому +8463

    I laughed so hard at the IKEA one, bless the girl who just rolled so hard with it she rolled his plans right into a store XD

    • @ekkovaan2261
      @ekkovaan2261 5 років тому +350

      Shes definetly a keeper... exept if you take yourself too seriously and have absolutley zero sense of humor

    • @EC-yw5hg
      @EC-yw5hg 5 років тому +26

      Ekko Vaan no shit sherlock

    • @ekkovaan2261
      @ekkovaan2261 5 років тому +73

      @@EC-yw5hg well you know how the finnish saying goes "mikä on suomen yleisin lokki... sherlokki" wich can be translated as: "what is the most common seagul in finland... the sherlock"
      Lokki=seagull btw

    • @rainydeestar4806
      @rainydeestar4806 5 років тому +20

      @@ekkovaan2261 r/iamverysmart

    • @ekkovaan2261
      @ekkovaan2261 5 років тому +85

      @@rainydeestar4806 ok to be clear i wasnt trying to show you simpeltons my big great intelectual superiority that my stonking collossal humongus large 100000000000000000 iq that i have used gives me that is totaly real that i have used to make this comment to show that i am the great brainer man who can do the smatds wrey vel on am not havin a astronk this is how to du tge spelligns

  • @polyroguegames5820
    @polyroguegames5820 5 років тому +6648

    "It's Bryan from autoglass" was the first time in a long time I've been caught off guard and burst out laughing.

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 5 років тому +48

      im not sure why that was supposed to be funny

    • @settratheimperishable4093
      @settratheimperishable4093 5 років тому +211

      @@DeuceGenius I'm gonna assume a repetetive commercial made unto a meme

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 5 років тому +107

      Is this some sort of British commercial I'm too Southeast Asian to understand?

    • @WillBinge
      @WillBinge 5 років тому +83

      DeuceGenius you’re not British are you? We have all heard the auto glass add on the car radio.

    • @WillBinge
      @WillBinge 5 років тому +13

      Stephan Stefanus search autoglass add on UA-cam

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 4 роки тому +10072

    "I think you have the wrong person, friend"
    "No"
    100% pure alpha male energy

    • @george9371
      @george9371 4 роки тому +221

      Boldly: *n o*

    • @aidenconway9087
      @aidenconway9087 4 роки тому +13

      @@george9371 i see your pfp everywhere

    • @axolotlarson9384
      @axolotlarson9384 4 роки тому +224

      I think you mean L A R G E W H I T E M A L E energy

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 4 роки тому +4

      @@aidenconway9087 was it a guy with sunglass?

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 4 роки тому +1

      Complete with the low intelligence

  • @xxxirritation5816
    @xxxirritation5816 5 років тому +4821

    "Hey Jack"
    "Hey Jack"
    Jack: Yeah?
    Ad: *"Are you still using google?*

    • @lukechan3977
      @lukechan3977 5 років тому +92

      "hey jack"
      "hey jack"
      jack: yeah?
      ad: "advert may be inappropriate for some users"
      yes it said thus

    • @_Tipi
      @_Tipi 5 років тому +72

      " Hey jack "
      " Hey jack
      " Yes? "
      " A R I Z O N A C R E D I T U N I O N "

    • @cranjusmcballer
      @cranjusmcballer 4 роки тому +12

      Straight up, didn’t get an ad

    • @saccharinesong7241
      @saccharinesong7241 4 роки тому +23

      "Hey Jack."
      "Hey Jack."
      "Yeah?"
      Dive into some new music 😎😎😎

    • @blearkob
      @blearkob 4 роки тому +14

      *"Well I have something to show you."*

  • @auraFireblood
    @auraFireblood 4 роки тому +8389

    “OH”
    “ITS A BIRD”
    Wait did this dude just say white male without thinking “hmm, I should say ‘bird’ so he doesn’t think I sell people”

    • @zorbiac4970
      @zorbiac4970 4 роки тому +922

      Well he thought he had the right number, the correct person would've known

    • @Amy-de9pl
      @Amy-de9pl 4 роки тому +141

      How do u sell birds and have no idea what he means tho

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 4 роки тому +321

      @@Amy-de9pl he had the wrong number.

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 4 роки тому +24

      @@imred8482 you're entitled to your opinion

    • @imred8482
      @imred8482 4 роки тому +10

      okay, i am dumb af.

  • @TheAdaoo7
    @TheAdaoo7 5 років тому +3875

    The whole autoglass arc was underrated in the soothouse lexicon

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 4 роки тому +67

      The SootHouse lore is stupendous

    • @3mmmmmm
      @3mmmmmm 4 роки тому +16

      fyi autoglass is also in brazil
      the autoglass arc is going global

    • @peridaniel8265
      @peridaniel8265 3 роки тому +11

      @@3mmmmmm it's in the united states as well, but it's called safelite

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 3 роки тому +10

      @@peridaniel8265 it's the sequel, focusing on new characters and expand the lore

    • @dddestroya
      @dddestroya 3 роки тому +8

      In America it’s called Safelight and it has the same fuckin jingle

  • @CRUSOE777
    @CRUSOE777 4 роки тому +2704

    Love how the first person instead of giving their address asked for the other guys, that way they could alert the authorities if it was a trafficker.

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname7163 6 років тому +3846

    *"rawr xd I've come to fix your windows uwu"*
    My new pick-up line.

    • @themysteriousmimikyu8501
      @themysteriousmimikyu8501 6 років тому +7

      @Polarity -How do you make it -*-Italics-*

    • @yom2408
      @yom2408 6 років тому +35

      Guaranteed roblox girlfriend.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +12

      he should have said rar
      as in rar files
      the fact that im trying to improve a furry pick up line makes me want to kill myself now
      i think im becoming a degnerate because of that.
      HELP MEEEEE!

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 років тому +4

      @@Ribbons0121R121 why is that a furry pick up line?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +7

      because the phrases like "rawr" and "uwu"
      also i am ded
      {PER BULLET]

  • @helloyesiammillie
    @helloyesiammillie 5 років тому +3828

    "Hey Jack. Hey Jack."
    "Ye?"
    * ad begins *
    *"DOORDASH HAS THE INGREDIENTS YOU NEED-"*

    • @CageyTroller
      @CageyTroller 5 років тому +76

      I read this at the exact same time a ad straight up popped up in the exact same part you quoted. I got one about a door bell security app lmao

    • @umar_07w
      @umar_07w 5 років тому +53

      I had a different ad it was "hey jack. Hey jack."
      "Ye?"
      *Ad Begins*
      "sAvE cAsH wHeN yOu dO iNsTaNt TrAdE iN wItH CUrRyS pC wOrLd!"

    • @umar_07w
      @umar_07w 5 років тому +4

      @@CageyTroller same here

    • @ellis34
      @ellis34 5 років тому +6

      The first time I’m sad I didn’t get an ad

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +6

      I got an ad for Google pixel 4 singing about taking pictures of Santa Claus.

  • @leilajones1258
    @leilajones1258 6 років тому +4060

    David: so since I am gay
    /little bit of honesty slipped in there/

  • @aperson9603
    @aperson9603 4 роки тому +776

    "hey jack. Hey jack."
    "Ye?"
    Ad: H O W B I G I S
    T H E C O N D O M ?

  • @kingofroses302
    @kingofroses302 6 років тому +2484

    Choose your fighter:
    Jared from Subway
    Flo from Progressive
    Jake from State Farm
    Brian from Autoglass

    • @jaredbumblecrum
      @jaredbumblecrum 6 років тому +49

      @@NyanKatGrrrl the ultimate fighter

    • @yamigekusu
      @yamigekusu 6 років тому +111

      Billy Mays of Oxiclean

    • @gaetaboss_mattj3047
      @gaetaboss_mattj3047 6 років тому +27

      King of Roses Jack from Jacksfilms

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 6 років тому +49

      Owen Jones
      I SAWED THIS SANDWICH IN HALF
      AND REPAIRED IT WITH _ONLY_ FLEX TAPE

    • @annarenfold438
      @annarenfold438 6 років тому +17

      and Vince for the Slap Chop? man this roster is better than Smash Ultimate's

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 5 років тому +7300

    "OH *IT'S A BIRD* " I come back here from time to time just to hear Will say that cause it's hilarious for some reason 😂

  • @taekinuru2
    @taekinuru2 6 років тому +862

    the autoglass gag gets me every time I watch. You wouldn’t think that autoglass would crack someone up, normally they seal cracks

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 років тому +24

      RAWR XD I've come to fix your windows UWU ~

    • @justvibin1087
      @justvibin1087 5 років тому +1

      Oh fuck off you comedian.

    • @lillyuwu4054
      @lillyuwu4054 5 років тому +1

      Hey there i have come to fix your windows and seal up your crack.

  • @VoxelMusic
    @VoxelMusic 4 роки тому +363

    If a rando asks you for pics, just send him a mugshot of yanderedev.

  • @mellowfellow2434
    @mellowfellow2434 6 років тому +2754

    Oh my g-
    **Slams desk**
    _Alan!_
    *_This is an IKEA!_*

    • @MiniMuni69
      @MiniMuni69 6 років тому +14

      YourMellowFellow Lol, “Alan”

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 років тому +37

      “Hey that’s the table on sale!”

    • @hughmungus6184
      @hughmungus6184 6 років тому +43

      WE ARE NOT IN IKEA WE ARE IN A VERY FANCY CONDO IN PORTLAND

    • @puppup7041
      @puppup7041 6 років тому +49

      WHY
      ARE YOU RUINING
      MY PLANS
      MY ROLEPLAY

    • @emilyvalchack
      @emilyvalchack 6 років тому +35

      “That’s the guest kitchen.”

  • @_leetealix_8419
    @_leetealix_8419 6 років тому +3021

    Oh my g-
    ALAN!
    **aggressive slam**
    *ThIs iS An IkEA!*

    • @kate5070
      @kate5070 5 років тому +4

      Jung Hoseok’s Sprite FELIX STAN

    • @nuggetlovesall222
      @nuggetlovesall222 5 років тому +2

      "Hi is there anything specific you are looking for?"

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 5 років тому

      IKEA BIRD

    • @pietpoepjes3493
      @pietpoepjes3493 5 років тому +5

      The only way to scare off the roleplaying type

    • @CatFluteCovers
      @CatFluteCovers 5 років тому +1

      Wowie Zowie WHY
      ARE YOU RUINING MY PLANS
      MY ROLEPLAY

  • @unworldlymusic2512
    @unworldlymusic2512 6 років тому +2065

    "I'm going to play with my thermostat" "Can you say it seductively?" *Gasp* "I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH MY" *slight pause* "THERMOSTAT"

  • @graceholland5770
    @graceholland5770 4 роки тому +400

    THE MAN WHO WAS REALLY TRYING TO STICK WITH THE ROLEPLAY-
    "It's a guest kitchen."
    WH-

    • @SancCinco
      @SancCinco 2 роки тому +23

      Funniest line in this video, I will never not laugh at “It’s a GUEST Kitchen..”

  • @hoovenschmooven
    @hoovenschmooven 6 років тому +1755

    *no*
    *yes*
    *for 5 year old white male I come to you*
    IT'S A BIRD

    • @RianeBane
      @RianeBane 6 років тому +181

      I was so relieved

    • @IanK3b
      @IanK3b 6 років тому +45

      I don't know, I think it might be a snake, not a bird.

    • @jameshauck9148
      @jameshauck9148 6 років тому +24

      Why dat on r/creepypms tho when it's a silly misunderstanding

    • @MrRighto
      @MrRighto 6 років тому +74

      James Hauck Because it is creepy without context

    • @jameshauck9148
      @jameshauck9148 6 років тому +3

      @@MrRighto ah kk

  • @theresistance6622
    @theresistance6622 6 років тому +500

    That first guy was seconds away from having the police show up at his house.

    • @jcthedime
      @jcthedime 6 років тому +1

      *POUNDPOUNDPOUND* KGB OPEN UP

    • @randonlando418
      @randonlando418 6 років тому

      Axel The Tired IDI NAHUI

  • @laurenbrady5829
    @laurenbrady5829 6 років тому +3186

    *_YOU MISSED MAY, I CAN'T HAVE UNRELIABLE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW_*

  • @danielsyed1072
    @danielsyed1072 4 роки тому +905

    Rest in peace soothouse.
    Here's to so many laughs, chuckles and guffaws.
    Rest well, and know that you have brought a smile to my face.
    Thank you, and goodnight.

    • @Invi---
      @Invi--- 4 роки тому +35

      We need to get em back

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 4 роки тому +6

      what happened

    • @Invi---
      @Invi--- 4 роки тому +27

      @@AVI-lh6rm They never made another video in this channel

    • @mikudayoooooo
      @mikudayoooooo 4 роки тому +6

      I cry

    • @dimensionalremi
      @dimensionalremi 4 роки тому +35

      i mean, wilbur is still Hella active on youtube (Wilbur Soot is his channel) and i believe david and charlie both stream on twitch (at least they were in sept-oct! i think david's is bavid and i don't know charlie's unfortunately)

  • @SirFroge
    @SirFroge 6 років тому +2299

    Maggie Thatcher was quite a creepy PM I reckon

    • @Assassin026
      @Assassin026 6 років тому +102

      That's one of the most British sentences I read this week, thanks.

    • @ActuallyTragic
      @ActuallyTragic 6 років тому +21

      Sir Froge Theresa May's getting close too

    • @hellothere9407
      @hellothere9407 6 років тому +71

      "The only problem with pissing on my grave is that you eventually run out of piss"
      -Margaret Thatcher

    • @3seven5seven1nine9
      @3seven5seven1nine9 6 років тому +15

      I too like pissing on the graves of the greatest people to happen to my relative nation

    • @Stoichia
      @Stoichia 6 років тому +27

      @@3seven5seven1nine9 You have some weird fetishes my dude.

  • @arogiser4436
    @arogiser4436 6 років тому +832

    someone should make a compilation of every soothouse line that was read seductively and call it "sloothouse"

  • @Very-Uncorrect
    @Very-Uncorrect 6 років тому +2255

    I ' M G O N N A P L A Y W I T H M Y T H E R M O S T A T

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 5 років тому +10

      hhelll ya make it hot

    • @j.4811
      @j.4811 5 років тому +6

      Stephan Stefanus nvm that was all a devious scheme :(

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 5 років тому +2

      @@j.4811 I am now ashamed of myself.

    • @rxob
      @rxob 5 років тому +1

      the rmostat

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 5 років тому

      _I ‘M G O N N A P L A Y W I T H M Y T H E R M O S T A T_

  • @sanitynotfound8767
    @sanitynotfound8767 3 роки тому +145

    “How was I supposed to know this is a condo? It looks Swedish and has IKEA written on every wall!”
    Welcome to my class, How to Deal With Peados 101

  • @Shadow-876
    @Shadow-876 5 років тому +10202

    You have the wrong number friend.
    *_no_*

    • @Filipokerface
      @Filipokerface 5 років тому +61

      O H F

    • @sansfiskdddd6051
      @sansfiskdddd6051 5 років тому +140

      N-no?!
      **UwU DIES**
      **Anime music starts**

    • @Filipokerface
      @Filipokerface 5 років тому +58

      FOOL、私はあなたをレイプするつもりです
      !
      *menacing*

    • @joshuagraham9646
      @joshuagraham9646 5 років тому +4

      Perfect

    • @poysona
      @poysona 5 років тому +13

      @@sansfiskdddd6051 whenever I see a jagged manga panel, i die.
      [NANI?!!!?!!??!!]
      UwU (dies)

  • @maryudomah4387
    @maryudomah4387 6 років тому +304

    The thought of people boning on an IKEA bed honestly doesn’t seem like that much of a stretch.

  • @alt0248
    @alt0248 6 років тому +562

    I'm definitely a fan of the IKEA prankster.

  • @sinistrality7883
    @sinistrality7883 4 роки тому +591

    "I take your breets" I just imagine him grabbing them and pulling them off like a fruit from a tree.

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 3 роки тому +4

      Yea pretty much

    • @CeceGames
      @CeceGames 3 роки тому +8

      he wants her beets

    • @alum3676
      @alum3676 3 роки тому +4

      Teah, and also twisting as well like pulling an apple of a tree.

    • @spoof2803
      @spoof2803 3 роки тому +9

      Actually used to be a punishment for women, they had metal claws that stabbed into either side and ripped them off. Sorry I forgot the name..

    • @culteyeoftaxfraud1143
      @culteyeoftaxfraud1143 3 роки тому +14

      @@spoof2803 wholesome

  • @Zekurity
    @Zekurity 6 років тому +864

    That roleplay at the end made me laugh so hard.

    • @peachibread1983
      @peachibread1983 6 років тому +23

      Yes hello send bob and vageen

    • @Seldoona
      @Seldoona 6 років тому +6

      Dude same

    • @guam7924
      @guam7924 6 років тому +5

      Same lmao

    • @lynxsie4285
      @lynxsie4285 6 років тому +49

      That woman fucking nailed it.

    • @dark_bestiary
      @dark_bestiary 6 років тому +5

      Same, probably my favorite one ever.

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 6 років тому +449

    IKEA rp is now my favourite thing.

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 6 років тому +2750

    "H-Hewwo? Twis is Bwian fwom A-Autogwass, and I hwere to fwix your windows nyah -w- OwO UwU "
    help, I'm being held captive

    • @TheActualCaveman
      @TheActualCaveman 6 років тому +59

      Well you've earned it haven't you.

    • @powertothelocaldreamer6358
      @powertothelocaldreamer6358 6 років тому +59

      Wickermind autogwass repaiw autogwass repwace

    • @rikrutten5924
      @rikrutten5924 6 років тому +17

      Aren't we all?

    • @bogusangus
      @bogusangus 6 років тому +26

      that must of hurt to type.

    • @kca8179
      @kca8179 6 років тому +24

      We have decided, after that train wreck of a sentence, not to help you.

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 роки тому +348

    "Hey Jack.
    Hey Jack.
    Hey Jack."
    "Ye?"
    R U S S I A

  • @KroutonCing
    @KroutonCing 6 років тому +418

    3:00 That sounds like a pickup line from a Dr. Seuss book.

    • @obiwac
      @obiwac 5 років тому +24

      This is cursed

  • @ritualelf
    @ritualelf 6 років тому +1338

    me: JFC
    Wilbur, an intellectual: John F Kentucky

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 6 років тому +22

      It’s Jared f**ked kids

    • @ravenkhor
      @ravenkhor 6 років тому +11

      I'm insulted you didnt say John f centucky and I am a *centuckian*

    • @lisyaorancrazed
      @lisyaorancrazed 6 років тому +2

      @@apollo4294 No, it's Jesus f**ked kids

    • @macyminion1138
      @macyminion1138 6 років тому

      THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT AJFJAJFSKSKS

    • @lightpro7
      @lightpro7 6 років тому +3

      John Fortnitr Kchicken*

  • @lizredacted1968
    @lizredacted1968 6 років тому +405

    brian from autoglass can defeat thanos (even with infinity gauntlet)

    • @jaredgameplay2054
      @jaredgameplay2054 6 років тому

      Hewwo? Brian from autoglass speaking. OwO

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 5 років тому

      Hewwo, an asshowe bwoke my winshiewd.

  • @shaynehughes6645
    @shaynehughes6645 4 роки тому +176

    "it's a guest kitchen" is the most most outstanding move I have ever seen

  • @-ineoi-166
    @-ineoi-166 5 років тому +701

    _IKEA. Making weird conversations and funny ones at the same time._
    *_-why the hecc are we in IKEA--_*

    • @codegamer5921
      @codegamer5921 5 років тому

      IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @katethestupid8032
      @katethestupid8032 4 роки тому +3

      *_WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROPOSITION ME IN AN IKEA?!?!?_*

  • @erika.f
    @erika.f 6 років тому +871

    rhianna sounds so much more confident in this video and i am living for it

    • @fen4613
      @fen4613 6 років тому +58

      YES I’M SO PROUD

    • @ryanduvall1772
      @ryanduvall1772 6 років тому +11

      Egg

    • @MikroAnimations
      @MikroAnimations 6 років тому +17

      Her American accent wasn't half bad either

    • @erika.f
      @erika.f 6 років тому +3

      TheOrigGearhead oh shit you’re right

    • @IaIaloopsy
      @IaIaloopsy 6 років тому +1

      Toast

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 років тому +716

    I wish I got any pms whatsoever...

    • @tomryan3408
      @tomryan3408 6 років тому +5

      well done on 1k

    • @tomryan3408
      @tomryan3408 6 років тому +1

      i very much like your content

    • @wakeeqq
      @wakeeqq 6 років тому

      Yeah, same..

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 6 років тому +7

      @@rideonya r/thathappened

    • @Chromeno
      @Chromeno 6 років тому

      i only had a wrong number sms from sms for the boss or something about informations and stuff

  • @cornflakes8358
    @cornflakes8358 3 роки тому +410

    You’re laughing. He’s dying from Anudeuspedia and you’re laughing.

  • @SheelaNaGig
    @SheelaNaGig 6 років тому +325

    I'm most surprised at the fact that AutoGlass is international.

    • @TheRobinSystem
      @TheRobinSystem 5 років тому +11

      A U T O G L A S S R E P A I R
      A U T O G L A S S R E P L A C E

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 5 років тому +15

      Omg its called CARglass in germany
      WTF

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 5 років тому

      Sui Des and Italy too

    • @descendingDark
      @descendingDark 5 років тому +6

      carglasse répare
      carglass remplace

    • @VeeTail
      @VeeTail 5 років тому +1

      I think it's called Safelite in the states. Maybe? The jingle can't be a coincidence.

  • @kid_doonski
    @kid_doonski 5 років тому +1984

    You know whats a really creepy pm?
    11:00pm

  • @neoneology
    @neoneology 6 років тому +746

    okay, wholesome comment real quick, both rihanna and charlie seem to be getting more confident with every new video and honestly i‘m so here for it

  • @hydro0814
    @hydro0814 5 років тому +699

    when I saw the title, I immediately thought that it meant Creepy Prime Ministers.

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 4 роки тому +17

      Fucking a pig....

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 4 роки тому +16

      because I always thought these were DMs and not PMs

    • @epsilon1563
      @epsilon1563 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +2

      @@zoewells3160 what

    • @peacefulleopard8016
      @peacefulleopard8016 3 роки тому +1

      Ah a fellow British person!
      Edit: or Commonwealth or EU and also shall we see if my comment confuses the Americans?

  • @KM-qu1db
    @KM-qu1db 6 років тому +644

    Woah Rihanna actually said more than 5 words this episode

    • @MiniMuni69
      @MiniMuni69 6 років тому +60

      K M IT’S A RHIANNALUTION

    • @JellicleCatz
      @JellicleCatz 6 років тому +9

      K M
      W o a h

    • @MiniMuni69
      @MiniMuni69 6 років тому

      Clavietika Rueda Definitely

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow 6 років тому +11

      I know she rarely talks

    • @-khushlush
      @-khushlush 6 років тому +12

      #giveRihannamorelines

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +2153

    I need to take a shower after watching this.
    With all my clothes on.

  • @clementinemilk
    @clementinemilk 6 років тому +800

    Thanks to you my entire school is filled with people screaming “eat pant” this has been going on for a month. Please make a video explaining that meme is dead. Please I’ve been hiding behind the bleachers for three days. They’re coming or me. I won’t last for much longer. Some have even started screaming “OwO” I’m running out food. The teachers are gone they’ve been destroyed. *send help*

    • @boiledegghole7976
      @boiledegghole7976 6 років тому +90

      *they've found you*

    • @binta9
      @binta9 6 років тому +101

      y i m
      y u m

    • @apexalex7240
      @apexalex7240 6 років тому +69

      *drink bread*

    • @johnc6158
      @johnc6158 6 років тому +50

      And then they all clapped

    • @mistersister7754
      @mistersister7754 6 років тому +34

      yeah i screamed eat pant at a teacher and stormed out once now everyone does it UwU

  • @daniwendling6114
    @daniwendling6114 5 років тому +679

    Later in the IKEA...
    Girl: where is the exit??
    Boy:idfk
    SCP-3008-2: exit the building now

  • @GastArts
    @GastArts 6 років тому +394

    "OH! IT'S A BIRD!" That one kind of killed me XD

  • @slackreal
    @slackreal 5 років тому +398

    Nobody:
    Me trying to keep it together at 3am;
    **loud nose noises**

  • @Evil_Anvil
    @Evil_Anvil 6 років тому +373

    Autoglass is called 'carglass' in Germany
    So they use the German word for car in England
    and the English word for car in Germany?
    I am deeply confused

    • @jgr_lilli_
      @jgr_lilli_ 6 років тому +76

      This video's thumbnail is utterly terrifying and the messages in this video are very weird. Yet all Germans are mainly and deeply confused by this Carglass fact.

    • @HappilyCreative
      @HappilyCreative 6 років тому +15

      It’s also called carglass in Sweden

    • @benw1544
      @benw1544 6 років тому +26

      In the US, its Safelite

    • @e.fyhren2932
      @e.fyhren2932 6 років тому +18

      @@HappilyCreative CARGLASS REPAIR, CARGLASS REPLACE!

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 6 років тому +2

      Auto as in "Automobile".

  • @staticanimations3678
    @staticanimations3678 3 роки тому +75

    “WHY
    ARE TOU RUINING
    MY PLANS”
    -every villain ever

  • @borko8325
    @borko8325 5 років тому +323

    I will always have the audio of slazo saying “im gonna play with my thermostat” in a sexual voice

  • @fbi9711
    @fbi9711 6 років тому +443

    Hi I would like to purchase a human...

    • @tomryan3408
      @tomryan3408 6 років тому +73

      purchase me daddy

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 6 років тому +43

      Detroit: become human

    • @wormeater5145
      @wormeater5145 6 років тому +34

      Hey.... Aren't you supposed to stop people from buying people?

    • @nanobreak_
      @nanobreak_ 6 років тому +37

      large white male $30

    • @fbi9711
      @fbi9711 6 років тому +30

      Someone please end my suffering. I’m baiting human traffickers

  • @lailakenna8343
    @lailakenna8343 6 років тому +195

    alan
    this is the third time this week you have went to Ikea and thought this is your own home. Me and your dad are very very worried about you and we can't stand this any longer. We have no choice but to take you to your old therapist from 10 years ago. in the last day 25 women had rejected you. Alan please don't do this anymore..

    • @Sam-xt4ql
      @Sam-xt4ql 5 років тому +5

      Alan: CASKET STOP RUINING THE ROLEPLAY!!!
      INSTEAD OF A FANCY CONDO IN PORTLAND NOW WE ARE ON A ROMANTIC CRUISE!!!
      SO STOP RUINING THE ROLEPLAY AND JUST PLAY ALONG!!!

    • @luco663
      @luco663 5 років тому +1

      Alan: moommm!! Your ruining my fun!!!

  • @MattieBear
    @MattieBear 4 роки тому +264

    "Why are there other people here? And this is a bunk bed?
    Oh my g-
    This is an IKEA"
    +100 respect

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 3 роки тому +12

      Honestly I don't know whether I'd do that just to fuck with the guy or just freak out because _who are you and why are you here_

  • @dweagon
    @dweagon 5 років тому +572

    Ever confess that you’re a gamer girl and every gamer guy and guy in radius of 50 meters suddenly want your bath water

    • @999kknives
      @999kknives 5 років тому +33

      nah they just want my gamertag

    • @undertonesone7378
      @undertonesone7378 4 роки тому +53

      Nah I don't need to ask, I sneak into their bathroom and crawl through their drainage pipe to the sewer with a bucket to retrieve gamer girl bath water, then filter it.

    • @JarlBalgruff_
      @JarlBalgruff_ 4 роки тому +13

      Instructions unclear. Got rejected for having no sex appeal😂

    • @burnv664
      @burnv664 4 роки тому +5

      Instruction unclear. Ended up getting gamer water from a female bathtub.

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 4 роки тому +13

      @@undertonesone7378 All while in an ikea

  • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
    @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 4 роки тому +163

    Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code:
    Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."
    "Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

    • @Francis_does_sounds
      @Francis_does_sounds 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao I laughed so hard at your comment and your username made me laugh harder

    • @warfour1261
      @warfour1261 4 роки тому +12

      “Thank you for your service”

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 4 роки тому +1

      mammary glands*

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 3 роки тому

      At least he was polite

  • @Mochi_Madness87
    @Mochi_Madness87 6 років тому +360

    To this day, that phone still hasn't been destroyed.

  • @Z2Obsidion
    @Z2Obsidion 4 роки тому +65

    The person who changed that roleplay to IKEA is an absolute legend

  • @comfyspecs9058
    @comfyspecs9058 6 років тому +221

    Will's Slazo impression is scarily accurate

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 років тому +560

    Brian from Autoglass omg

    • @buddycatdudeguy7169
      @buddycatdudeguy7169 6 років тому +2

      *too

    • @alexfelton5299
      @alexfelton5299 6 років тому

      Who is he? I feel like I'm missing a joke

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 6 років тому +1

      Alex Felton 6:14 just watch this bit lol
      Also fixed my comment lol

    • @turmuthoer
      @turmuthoer 6 років тому +3

      @@alexfelton5299 It's from an old British advert.

    • @lightningchao6916
      @lightningchao6916 6 років тому +4

      a u t o g l a s s r e p a i r a u t o g l a s s r e p l a c e

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 6 років тому +1209

    My cousin hit me
    The thumbnail was too spooky for her

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 років тому +10

      @@hhhahj yep thank fuck

    • @Finn-po4kt
      @Finn-po4kt 6 років тому +1

      what was it before?

    • @bigjilms
      @bigjilms 6 років тому +9

      Finn M it was momo if im not mistaken

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 років тому +23

      @@Finn-po4kt it was a girl with big round eyes and a sharp smile that goes up to the eyes and I still see it when I CLOSE MY EYES
      WHEN I FUCKING CLOSE MY EYES

    • @epicgaymercommander2652
      @epicgaymercommander2652 6 років тому +4

      @@pickamon1624 ooh is it momo
      just search it on google
      anyway
      issa spooktober you should get spooked

  • @aalayareddy4809
    @aalayareddy4809 4 роки тому +1700

    As an Indian, we do not claim these people.

    • @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026
      @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 4 роки тому +268

      Every random group of people has gross ones among them. The group shouldn't be judged for them.

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 4 роки тому +130

      @@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 Shouldn't. But people do. It's literally the same thing here in India aswell where the stereotypical tourist must be a european with shades and a big dslr and atleast 6'5. Stereotypes are everywhere and we cannot help it sadly.

    • @Dean-nq8so
      @Dean-nq8so 4 роки тому +51

      As an Englishman, we do not claim Northampton

    • @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026
      @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 4 роки тому +59

      @@Dean-nq8so As a German... dammit, there's way too much...

    • @Dean-nq8so
      @Dean-nq8so 4 роки тому +11

      @@fungi265 good, can we take it back now then? We really wanted that land

  • @Minecraft27Xbox
    @Minecraft27Xbox 5 років тому +124

    “You missed May! I can’t have unreliab- people in my- right no- -w!”

  • @michaelalanson7243
    @michaelalanson7243 5 років тому +492

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Random guy: "g u e s t k i t c h e n"

  • @breadloaf8220
    @breadloaf8220 6 років тому +176

    Autoglass *repair*
    Autoglass *replace*

    • @pavloverboy
      @pavloverboy 6 років тому +1

      Kawaii Meow oH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER KKYKYEKEYSKYEKYJESJ

    • @maggys1244
      @maggys1244 6 років тому +3

      CARGLASS REPARIERT, CARGLASS TAUSCHT AUS! 🇩🇪

    • @Rain-me8fd
      @Rain-me8fd 6 років тому

      safelite? That the free version of safepro?

  • @sofiah.r5534
    @sofiah.r5534 5 років тому +296

    6:22 _Autoglass repare, Autoglass replace_

  • @vx8093
    @vx8093 5 років тому +1230

    Pizza or chicken?
    Chicken
    *BYE*

    • @AventuroPlays
      @AventuroPlays 5 років тому +9

      I would have said "Both!"

    • @kevincool2940
      @kevincool2940 5 років тому +8

      As an italian, I disagree

    • @Name-eg1uf
      @Name-eg1uf 5 років тому +12

      Chicken on pizza, a win win for all of us

    • @waterwaifu612
      @waterwaifu612 5 років тому

      cutie kitten how about both

    • @VM-bn7pl
      @VM-bn7pl 5 років тому +2

      Why, you can put chicken on pizza

  • @samedwards3285
    @samedwards3285 5 років тому +3729

    *_my winker wonker tinker tonker wants to slip into your stinker stonker_*
    Edit: i didn't remember having this much likes 9 months ago

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 5 років тому +95

    “It’s a guest kitchen”
    I love it.

  • @ReturnOfMonke
    @ReturnOfMonke 3 роки тому +22

    That first one was much more wholesome than I expected. The original guy thought the other one wanted a child, but he was talking about birds.

  • @Hyrixous
    @Hyrixous 5 років тому +261

    "Hey orange square!"
    That's a rectangle.

    • @Johnald26
      @Johnald26 4 роки тому +11

      Miller Riddell
      I think it is the other way around

    • @rosheafan
      @rosheafan 4 роки тому +1

      @@vantagepoint9270 All squares are rectangles but most rectangles aren't squares.

    • @tffbwd1
      @tffbwd1 3 роки тому

      @@vantagepoint9270 wrong way around XD

  • @kyliegustin9658
    @kyliegustin9658 6 років тому +80

    Soothouse: uploads
    Me: *Hey sexy how are you sexy?*

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 років тому +1016

    Spooky time

  • @ultimatewolfexists2378
    @ultimatewolfexists2378 2 роки тому +21

    The fact this man straight up just threatened rape and tried to play it off so casually is honestly the funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @aidankeys8534
    @aidankeys8534 6 років тому +108

    “AND HAS THE WORD “IKEA” WRITTEN ON EVERY WALL”
    I died

  • @kavajarrace
    @kavajarrace 6 років тому +134

    Slazo’s next video should be him playing with his thermostat.

  • @hahaohno329
    @hahaohno329 6 років тому +498

    Rihanna sounds so happy 12/10 you’re doin great sweetie

    • @aviary6442
      @aviary6442 6 років тому +2

      yeet I agree, amazing

  • @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3
    @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 4 роки тому +648

    Hey Jack, hey Jack.
    Ye?
    *no ad*
    _My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined_

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 4 роки тому +10

      You're disappointed there was no ad? You wanted there to be an ad? People want ads?

    • @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3
      @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 4 роки тому +28

      no funny, unrelated interruption for comedic effect

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 4 роки тому +4

      @@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 I also didn't have an ad. Were you expecting one?

    • @starling_song
      @starling_song 4 роки тому +5

      right as i read this that bit came on and i got an ad

    • @necrullmsm
      @necrullmsm 3 роки тому +3

      Hey jack ,hay jack
      Yea?
      *PoUrRuBpOuR*
      wtf

  • @healerofthewaters6508
    @healerofthewaters6508 5 років тому +113

    I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING! WHY DO YOU LIVE IN AN IKEA?!

    • @landonwilliams2104
      @landonwilliams2104 4 роки тому +10

      YOUR CONDO LOOKS SWEDISH, *AND HAS THE WORD IKEA WRITTEN ON EVERY WALL*

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 6 років тому +139

    I thought it said /r/CreepyPuns
    And now I want that

  • @Randombikerboi
    @Randombikerboi 6 років тому +540

    12:57-14:08 someone please animate this!!

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas242 4 роки тому +57

    13:49 I can't believe that guy found the funniest person on the internet and got mad at them

  • @FireballFlareblitz734
    @FireballFlareblitz734 6 років тому +185

    1:35
    “Rule 86 of the man code stipulates that if you see a man shaving his back and can’t get to the last patch of hair it’s your duty to help him out finishing with a firm manly slap on the buttocks, this guy is just making it up as he goes along bloody chancer” -deleted Reddit account, December 30, 2017

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 6 років тому +105

    IKEA is the most romantic of settings

    • @nykal1510
      @nykal1510 6 років тому +8

      Exhibitionism

    • @vnyggi621
      @vnyggi621 6 років тому +3

      I mean hey you gotta try that bed out before you buy it, what else is it standing there for?

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 років тому

      @@vnyggi621 well... if you put it that way..

  • @martinsky7748
    @martinsky7748 6 років тому +49

    Slazo impressions were so on point that i went to check if he was on it in description. Turns out they prepared for this 😂

  • @SCP-up4ot
    @SCP-up4ot 4 роки тому +16

    The bird one was a great and unexpected conclusion to a hilarious exchange between two people who were unaware of what was going on

  • @seroton0ne
    @seroton0ne 6 років тому +81

    from the bottom of my heart thank you for changing the thumbnail that stopped me from watching this at 1am

    • @spiritdox9774
      @spiritdox9774 6 років тому +1

      shut the hell ur mouth
      what was the original thumbnail?

    • @hiddenflare6169
      @hiddenflare6169 6 років тому

      Logan Searle but it’s momo now?

    • @hiddenflare6169
      @hiddenflare6169 6 років тому

      Logan Searle oooh wait it’s momo in my recommendation but the other thumbnail on their channel. Ok my mistake.

  • @Eric-ly9uk
    @Eric-ly9uk 5 років тому +128

    That moment when you find out there‘s a real r/thermostats...

    • @NotAVeryGoodNickname
      @NotAVeryGoodNickname 4 роки тому +9

      It's probably mainly dads telling others to keep their hands off them.

  • @Kaskobi
    @Kaskobi 6 років тому +558

    Thank you for changing the thumbnail 😁🙃

  • @iver1343
    @iver1343 4 роки тому +18

    1:49 - *Blinding Laser Weapons. Rule 86. The use of laser weapons that are specifically designed, as their sole combat function or as one of their combat functions, to cause permanent blindness to unenhanced vision is prohibited.*