9:23 Jack is actually right here, with less blood going to your arms, the blood circulating throughout the body has a higher concentration of oxygen and nutrients required to keep your muscles operating. That's the primary reason why your heart pumps faster when you are exercising, and with a smaller body the heart can pump blood through the other areas easier, giving him higher endurance. But no its really not worth losing your arms, you're better off keeping them on.
Leg cat has obviously trained has more skilled legs since he has lived with no arms, do you think he'd not have a godly balance after living a life where every fall could make him hit his head on the floor
What would you do? Your dad has just let your prom date in and your other dad is belittling him, your not ready yet to defend him and your ghost friend can't currently material's on this plane
@@fridericusrex7042 Nope, at least in German, both singular and plural are "Ellenbogen". (or Ellbogen -> Ellbogen) "Bogen" is the singular word for "arc" or "bow".
1: bush goliath: they have vines to use as weapons 2:warrior: big stick=win 3:bart: mostly cause I don't know his power level, the rest can be beaten by a computer with reddit 4:factory approved cat: I can kill the rest with a shoe 5:17k crocodiles super good, it can beat 17k crocodiles and 17k crocodiles 6: bottom right similar to bart, it's the only thing I don't know the power level of 7: the cat with arms: *SLAP*
So after my professional analysis, I have decided that in the first fight Big Boy has the best chance. Here's my meta breakdown. So, first of all let's look at their stats. Bradley put all his points into INT, which seems appealing at first, but he's the worst in my analysis. INT beats DEF but loses to ATK, and since Big Boy is the only one who put any points into DEF and Big Boy also put points into ATK, Bradley is not very good. And unfortunately, they all only had 100 points to spend and to overrule effectiveness, you need over double the opponent's stats, so since Big Boy split DEF and ATK evenly Bradley is SOL. Next worst is probably Bush Goliath, because even though he put all his points into attack, that flat out loses to Big Boy using DEF. Sure, it beats Bradley and Beefmaster (2/3 of the time for Beefmaster), but it's pretty clear here that putting 100% of your points into one stat is not the right choice. Moving on to Beefmaster, he is actually pretty damn good. Since he finally made the right choice to split his stats, he can choose to go for INT or ATK moves. With 50 INT and 50 ATK, he beats Bradley w/ ATK and CAN beat Bush Goliath and Big Boy w/ ATK (33% and 50% respectively), but this is nowhere near reliable enough to win consistently. Finally, Big Boy. He consistently beats Bradley with ATK, consistently beats Bush Goliath with DEF, and has a 50% chance of beating Beefmaster with ATK. Overall, this makes Big Boy just about the only viable defender, so I hope the devs patch this soon. I mean, just thinking about it, Bradley and Bush always lose, Beefmaster only wins 1/6 of the time, and BB can defend you half of the time.
@@joshhorley2116 "pop off a c r i t-" crit.... random crits.... crits, crits, crits, criTS, CRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITS *FUCKING C R O C K E T S*
Bro ur playing in 1.7.3 they did the tomato update for Halloween back in 2018 where they revamped the tomatoes, and then there was the combat revamp last month which was gamechanging. For one, they made each fighter have base stats, but then a customisable part is a choice between 3 attacks, and in the combat update abilities were added with 2 to choose from each fighter. Now I'll explain the 4 fighters we're comparing in ascending order from worst to best Lets start of with Bradley. Well like in pre-1.7.4, the version ur playing on, he seems good at first- high dodge chance, high critical, high chance of learning the fatal flaw of Bradleys enemies. And his abilities are absolute game changers. But if you actually look at his hard stats, not all the fancy 21st century stuff, he's revealed to be weak. His defense is low, so even though he has a high dodge chance, if he doesn't, he could die in 1 hit if the enemy has good attack damage and crits, especially if they use an offensive ability. All of Bradley's attacks are insanely weak, and normal crits do double damage, so when he crits he usually does weaker than most non-crit attacks. His 1st ability helps, I think it amplifies the next 5 attacks to do 500% damage if they crit, sure since its a concealed ability it can come as a crazy surprise from this otherwise useless enemy that you'd ignore. Bradley doesn't even have ANY absorbtion, other than ths buff to tomato-types in Tomato Tumble. Overall, Bradley is essentially just good to distract the enemy and make them waste a few turns before they can hit him in campaign, since most enemies AIs will prioritise him, as he has lower hp than I think most of the fighters in the game (maybe not mellow man, but his absorbtion rate is insane). In pvp, hes only good in the starter game if you're lucky enough to get one of his abilities from a crate early on, but on ladder he's useless. Honestly he's a difficult character to balance because he can get wayyy to op really quickly, I hope the devs find a way to balance him soon, he's been fluctuating from broken to horrible to broken to horrible for too long now. Next, we go to beef master. Good attack damage on 2 of his attacks, has the block ability which is pretty neat, has decent absorbtion and high health. He's been in a really good place for a while now, maybe a bit strong, especially since he's used to create a bush goliath so a nerf to him would probably nerf goliath who seriously needs a nerf. I think hes pretty well rounded, but like I said he might be a factor in goliaths strength. He's good in most gamemodes, probably not some of the speed based ones since hes quite slow, but I usually chuck him in my party for campaign and pvp, and not just so I can summon goliath. I put Beefmaster below big boy because the devs are hard nerfing him next update, at least from what we know so far. Anyway, big boy. Hes slow, hes got less than average attacks, but his health and absorbtion ARE SO HIGH, he's definitely one of the higher up tanks right now. And the passive buffs he gives to teammates, they aren't support type worthy, but still pretty good considering how strong he is as a tank. For this exercise though, it sounds like its a 1v3 and we won't be able to utilise big boys buffs, although I guess if we pick him the others can't get them. In this scenario he'd be worse than Beefmaster, but like I said Beefmaster is being hard nerfed so I'd probably pick big boy above him. Definitely good for your party in any mode except 1-tap since he'd get 1 hit killed from anyone so tanks are horrible in that mode. And now, Bush Goliath. Definite winner. He's got similar stats to Beefmaster, but he gets to use a attack in the hybrid phase (since y'know he's a hybrid) which essentially means 2 attacks. He's probably the strongest fighter in the game, sure he's a hybrid so it takes ages to summon him onto the field, but just like most hybrids you've practically won once you've summoned him, I think Goliath is the only hybrid without a hard counter as well! Plus, his hybrid attacks are so insane, they are the coolest and most unique in the game imo. I'd probably not get him in a regular game though, since the steps to summon him are so complex and rng tbf, but in this scenario it seems we start of with him straight up, so definite winner.
But why the fuck do scientists even divide them into two different animals when the difference so fucking small? Why not call them another species of crocodile?
@@youtubeuserdan4017 ...Because they ARE two different animals? They have different DNA, different habitats, different physical features, different behavior, and different diets. Just because they look similar doesn't mean they should be considered the same.
Why'd you call Jack a plebiscite? pleb·i·scite noun the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.
Actually alligators consume children in the shape of a U but crocodiles consume children in the shape of a V Also only the top teeth of an alligator are visible when their mouth is closed and all teeth of a crocodile are visible when their mouth is closed
Jack might be right about the whole Better legs without arms thing. If someone or something, especially a cat lived without legs, they would most likely have developed the balance. With the improved balance would also come improved strength, because they would always have to work to stay balanced. Not only that, but they would also have to go upstairs with only their legs and no use of their arms on say a railing. They would most likely be getting up from a seat without assistance also making their legs stronger. Jack has a point, the long leg cat would have increase kicking and jumping abilities.
Exactly! Just look a that cat's legs! When you don't have arms you have to do many things just with your legs what also makes you more stretched and gives you full control over your legs so you can kick higher and stronger too.
I used to think this meme was "Which of them do you think won't murder you" It wasn't until I realized it was "Which of them do you want to protect you from the rest", did I ever have any optimism in my soul
Ok Wilbur, quick question: what the heck just happened with JacksSucksAtLife? You are the last people I expected to crossover and I need an explaination.
My picks and why: 1. Bush Goliath - increases defense, endurance and strength stats 2. Heavy Gunner - grants you long range attacks and increases endurance stat on any armor 3. Bart - the "Eat Pant", "No Cows, Man" and "Cowerbungheh" abilities are really powerful 4. Mucky Cat - increases the effects of potions 5. 17k crocodiles - there useful when it comes to solving puzzles 6. Holly Ellenbogen - increases magic and special stats 7. Cat Long Legs - increases agility and speed stats and grants you "High Jump" ability 8. Die Mart - unlocks necromancy early on in the game 9. Pride - increases any chosen stat
Here’s what I chose: 1:24 Big boy 2:01 Warrior 2:55 Will 4:32 *MICROWAVE KAT* 5:54 the 17K crocodiles 6:47 Holly Ellenbogen News9 8:38 Legs kat 9:46 *ASS WORLD* 9:56 Envy Enjoy this useless comment
Stats of all characters: 0:32 Bush Goliath: very high attack and health but low attack speed and movement speed Big Boy: low speed and attack speed but high health, attack is normal Bradley: high speed and attack speed but low damage, health is normal Beefmaster: high attack but very low health, other are normal 1:54 Warrior: all stats are normal Monk: very high health but other stats are low Heavy gunner: high attack but low attack speed, other stats are low Mage: very high attack on some spells but low health, other stats are normal 2:47 Bart: all stats are very high others: they are NPCS 4:30 cheeseburger bandit: high attack speed and speed, other stats are normal kiwi cat: he is a summoner, can summon other kiwis but all of his stats are low Mustard cat and sad cat: they are NPCS 5:41 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 17k crocodiles: all stats are normal 6:47 water sign: high speed on water, other stats are normal earth sign: high attack on mountains, other stats are normal fire: high attack speed on hell, other stats are normal Holly Ellenbogen NEWS9: all stats are very high 8:41 human cat: all stats are normal L E G S cat: very high speed, other stats are normal abomination cat: low attack, other stats are normal i will not explain sins cats because they are from a DLC
8:44 yes because without arms he would have trained his legs for twice the amount of time Jack is smart also, without arms for all his life do you not think he would have godly balance after learning that every fall could be deadly without his arms?
9:24 calls jack a "Plebiscite" and proceeds to say he's being stupid plebiscite noun the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.
Crocodiles are better than alligators 1.Alligators can often reach at least 14 or 15 feet in length, which is larger than some crocodile species, but not others. The largest crocodile species is the saltwater crocodile, which can get to at least 17 or 18 feet 2.crocodile bite strength is 3,700-5000 pounds per square inch while alligator is only 2,980 psi 3. crocodiles are waaay more aggressive than alligators 4. crocodile travel 50km regularly and can run up to 24-29 kmph to conclude, crocodiles are stronger, larger, faster and more aggressive
WHO IS WILBUR SOOT? He keeps on sending weird and psychopathic videos as clues for something, like a message to JackSucksAtLife's audience. He *NEEDS* to *EXPLAIN!*
1. Beefmaster: Big boy and Bradley would not stand a chance, and while Bush goliaths strenght and constitution are similar to Beefmasters, he is WAAAAY too slow. 2. Mage: He has access to magic. 3. Rhianna: She can become incorporeal to avoid most/all of the incoming damage. 4. Mucky boi: Dead cat is dead before the fight even begins, Kiwi cat is the 2nd youngest cat right after Dead cat, which means he has the least experience, and Chip cat is probably starving. 5. 17k crocodiles. 6. Holly Eddenbogen news9: Holly will snuff out the flames with her air powers and suck out the water with hurricanes, and well, flying is immune to all ground type attacks so... 7. Jeans cat: He is incredibly athletic and would take both of his opponents out just fine. 8. Envy cat: He envies his sensei, Pride cat for his immense power, and through my knowledge of shonen anime, he will win, i trust him.
No-one has enough power to attack pride cat, not even the 25 thousand crocodiles. Pride cat is so powerful that the first guy didn't dare attack him, then his grandchildren came after the cat and found themselves in a similar situation. Continuing infinitely.
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9:23
Jack is actually right here, with less blood going to your arms, the blood circulating throughout the body has a higher concentration of oxygen and nutrients required to keep your muscles operating. That's the primary reason why your heart pumps faster when you are exercising, and with a smaller body the heart can pump blood through the other areas easier, giving him higher endurance. But no its really not worth losing your arms, you're better off keeping them on.
Leg cat has obviously trained has more skilled legs since he has lived with no arms, do you think he'd not have a godly balance after living a life where every fall could make him hit his head on the floor
Ok
why did this comment stay at 69?
@@droidmotorola3884 It is a holy number not to be tarnished.
@@domchubs5836 that's why I haven't press like yet but whe someone ruins it I might just come and leave mine lol
Soothouse // sorrow TV
General Sam// Slazo
One will protect, the others will probably narrate a sub Reddit in various funny voices
I mean, I'll pick the one that has clearly more man power.
Soothouse definitely
@@poesmascaradep4134 but general sam now has a baby to use as a weapon
@@kingoffamine3986 SorrowTV has a hamster he can use to hypnotize others onto joining him
Sam, definitely picking king incel
"Ah...the four elements. Water , earth , fire and..."
*H O L L Y E L L E N G B O G N E R N E W S 9*
_chearth_
*HOLLY ELLENBOGEN NEWS 9*
it's Holly Ellenbogen, Ellenbogen is actually a German word, it means elbow
Holly elbow, master of wind
I laughed so hard at that bit.
Rhianna's joke about Will getting head with too much teeth is way too underrated
Goddamnit ive been looking for a comment that mentions that for way too long. Its fucking hilarious.
Never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf.
What about side-by-side with *17k crocodiles* ?
Aye, I could do that.
*The sequel we need but we don't deserve*
*exactly*
instant like
Josh 'The True Master' don’t even bother building because your going nite nite
So we’ll watch it. Because they can take it.
Josh 'The True
The prom story needs to be in a sitcom
What would you do? Your dad has just let your prom date in and your other dad is belittling him, your not ready yet to defend him and your ghost friend can't currently material's on this plane
@@videos2896 kill everyone and transform into a kitten to get out of trouble
*cowerbungehh*
The story is told by Holly Ellenboger News9
*Second parts are never goo-*
what about shrek 2
Jojos bizzare adventure part 2.
*real life part 2*
Vladmir Lenin 2 when bois?
Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II
7:45 ellenbogen means Elbow in german
the mighty Holly Elbow
In dutch
S_Nerelooc HD yes dutch aswell as german
And It’s actually elbows
@@fridericusrex7042 Nope, at least in German, both singular and plural are "Ellenbogen". (or Ellbogen -> Ellbogen)
"Bogen" is the singular word for "arc" or "bow".
My friend doesn't have arms but he can jump over 8 metres
And then get up?
Aerodynamic
Is your friend a kangaroo?
Tomke Steffens my guy kangaroos absolutely have arms
@@nehemiahzo_ Not if they don't.
I'm now imagining the TARDIS but instead of the TARDIS it's Rhianna phasing in and out of existence.
Hmmm. Yes.
I'd like to imagine she still makes the noise
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
*cowerbungehh*
Ey carumbah
cowurbunguhh
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No cows man
I thought he eatedth pant
I feel like Rhianna has been getting more comfortable lately, starting to contribute a lot more and I'm really appreciating her humor
I agree
@@chummyweevil3948 yes officer, this comment right here.
Cheractar divelormep
@@arandomguyontheinternet2308 carakta dewelepmint
@@Manu-xj4xy krakta develpmint
5:59 it's very easy to gradually become more australian:
step 1: overuse the word "mate"
step 2: burn
oh and don't forget to adopt all species of spiders
This feels so weird to come back to with where Wilbur is now.
David is my favorite anime character
David is my waifu
who made the art in the thumbnail?
no
Yes!!
i dont mean to be that person but
hi pastarru i didnt know u watched soothouse-
Someone
@@based3743 aaah!
He protec
He attac
But most importantly....
My dad isn’t bacc
Your comments are the reason I don't want to come back.
Cuz he blacc
Are you blacc
@@PoochiePookie12 I didnt see your comment originally yoot
Good job stealing that meme pussy
6:50 sent me into a furious laughing fit and now I am in pain
1: bush goliath:
they have vines to use as weapons
2:warrior:
big stick=win
3:bart:
mostly cause I don't know his power level, the rest can be beaten by a computer with reddit
4:factory approved cat:
I can kill the rest with a shoe
5:17k crocodiles
super good, it can beat 17k crocodiles and 17k crocodiles
6: bottom right
similar to bart, it's the only thing I don't know the power level of
7: the cat with arms:
*SLAP*
1:22 “I would pick Bradley because he’s the only one which isn’t a hybrid tomatoe and I believe in pure-breds” dead 😂
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly
They don’t let Rihanna talk
didnt rhyme in that last part one bit
SupermanPlayZ YT shut up gey
But she did talk
@@Zenithorix issajoke
SupermanPlayZ YT r/wooosh
5:39 I pick 17k crocodiles the others seem sketchy
i pick 17,001 crocodiles
Uhm, no, its 17k crocodiles, not 17k crocodiles.
@interleglueal clef Everyone is picking 17k crocodiles cause they think they're cool, but 17k crocodiles are much more powerful.
Intergluteal cleft i was considering it, but, come on, who would turn down 17k crocodiles?!
Hugo I preferred the 17k crocodiles over the 17k crocodiles because the 17k crocodiles is objectively better then the 17k crocodiles
7:52 Wilbur trying to talk but can't is my life summed up in a few seconds
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He edit for Jac
Did you just call him a plebiscite that means a popular referendum you plebeian
Plebeian parasite >>> Plebiscite
[@@caseyhayes7510]
Then just take out the C and they'll mean the same thing
Owned
Also if blood doesn't make you stronger, then why do vampires live for so long hmmmm?
David sounds like a middle age dad.
*I'm sorry*
So do you
Because your jhon snow and your from..... whatever
Your daddy
@@evanallaire2829 :)
David is my uncle. :) Uncle Dave to the rescue!
Because David is daddy
*_1 7 , 0 0 0 C R O C O D I L E S_*
I trust the 17000 crocodiles
Bronwyn America pls
But here's the kicker: 17 *thousand* crocodOIls
Actually there alligators because there scutes aren't shaped to swim
So after my professional analysis, I have decided that in the first fight Big Boy has the best chance. Here's my meta breakdown.
So, first of all let's look at their stats. Bradley put all his points into INT, which seems appealing at first, but he's the worst in my analysis. INT beats DEF but loses to ATK, and since Big Boy is the only one who put any points into DEF and Big Boy also put points into ATK, Bradley is not very good. And unfortunately, they all only had 100 points to spend and to overrule effectiveness, you need over double the opponent's stats, so since Big Boy split DEF and ATK evenly Bradley is SOL.
Next worst is probably Bush Goliath, because even though he put all his points into attack, that flat out loses to Big Boy using DEF. Sure, it beats Bradley and Beefmaster (2/3 of the time for Beefmaster), but it's pretty clear here that putting 100% of your points into one stat is not the right choice.
Moving on to Beefmaster, he is actually pretty damn good. Since he finally made the right choice to split his stats, he can choose to go for INT or ATK moves. With 50 INT and 50 ATK, he beats Bradley w/ ATK and CAN beat Bush Goliath and Big Boy w/ ATK (33% and 50% respectively), but this is nowhere near reliable enough to win consistently.
Finally, Big Boy. He consistently beats Bradley with ATK, consistently beats Bush Goliath with DEF, and has a 50% chance of beating Beefmaster with ATK.
Overall, this makes Big Boy just about the only viable defender, so I hope the devs patch this soon. I mean, just thinking about it, Bradley and Bush always lose, Beefmaster only wins 1/6 of the time, and BB can defend you half of the time.
Are you kidding? Bush master has minmaxed to perfection, and yeah big boy stands a small chance but if Bush boi can pop off a crit it's game over
@@joshhorley2116 "pop off a c r i t-"
crit.... random crits.... crits, crits, crits, criTS, CRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITS *FUCKING C R O C K E T S*
Nah, Bradley is my go-to fighter
Bush goliath actually has a pretty good melee resistance.
Bro ur playing in 1.7.3 they did the tomato update for Halloween back in 2018 where they revamped the tomatoes, and then there was the combat revamp last month which was gamechanging.
For one, they made each fighter have base stats, but then a customisable part is a choice between 3 attacks, and in the combat update abilities were added with 2 to choose from each fighter.
Now I'll explain the 4 fighters we're comparing in ascending order from worst to best
Lets start of with Bradley.
Well like in pre-1.7.4, the version ur playing on, he seems good at first- high dodge chance, high critical, high chance of learning the fatal flaw of Bradleys enemies. And his abilities are absolute game changers. But if you actually look at his hard stats, not all the fancy 21st century stuff, he's revealed to be weak. His defense is low, so even though he has a high dodge chance, if he doesn't, he could die in 1 hit if the enemy has good attack damage and crits, especially if they use an offensive ability. All of Bradley's attacks are insanely weak, and normal crits do double damage, so when he crits he usually does weaker than most non-crit attacks. His 1st ability helps, I think it amplifies the next 5 attacks to do 500% damage if they crit, sure since its a concealed ability it can come as a crazy surprise from this otherwise useless enemy that you'd ignore. Bradley doesn't even have ANY absorbtion, other than ths buff to tomato-types in Tomato Tumble. Overall, Bradley is essentially just good to distract the enemy and make them waste a few turns before they can hit him in campaign, since most enemies AIs will prioritise him, as he has lower hp than I think most of the fighters in the game (maybe not mellow man, but his absorbtion rate is insane). In pvp, hes only good in the starter game if you're lucky enough to get one of his abilities from a crate early on, but on ladder he's useless. Honestly he's a difficult character to balance because he can get wayyy to op really quickly, I hope the devs find a way to balance him soon, he's been fluctuating from broken to horrible to broken to horrible for too long now.
Next, we go to beef master. Good attack damage on 2 of his attacks, has the block ability which is pretty neat, has decent absorbtion and high health. He's been in a really good place for a while now, maybe a bit strong, especially since he's used to create a bush goliath so a nerf to him would probably nerf goliath who seriously needs a nerf. I think hes pretty well rounded, but like I said he might be a factor in goliaths strength. He's good in most gamemodes, probably not some of the speed based ones since hes quite slow, but I usually chuck him in my party for campaign and pvp, and not just so I can summon goliath. I put Beefmaster below big boy because the devs are hard nerfing him next update, at least from what we know so far.
Anyway, big boy. Hes slow, hes got less than average attacks, but his health and absorbtion ARE SO HIGH, he's definitely one of the higher up tanks right now. And the passive buffs he gives to teammates, they aren't support type worthy, but still pretty good considering how strong he is as a tank. For this exercise though, it sounds like its a 1v3 and we won't be able to utilise big boys buffs, although I guess if we pick him the others can't get them. In this scenario he'd be worse than Beefmaster, but like I said Beefmaster is being hard nerfed so I'd probably pick big boy above him. Definitely good for your party in any mode except 1-tap since he'd get 1 hit killed from anyone so tanks are horrible in that mode.
And now, Bush Goliath. Definite winner. He's got similar stats to Beefmaster, but he gets to use a attack in the hybrid phase (since y'know he's a hybrid) which essentially means 2 attacks. He's probably the strongest fighter in the game, sure he's a hybrid so it takes ages to summon him onto the field, but just like most hybrids you've practically won once you've summoned him, I think Goliath is the only hybrid without a hard counter as well! Plus, his hybrid attacks are so insane, they are the coolest and most unique in the game imo. I'd probably not get him in a regular game though, since the steps to summon him are so complex and rng tbf, but in this scenario it seems we start of with him straight up, so definite winner.
Why did Wilbur edit a Minecraft video?
IKR
Why wouldn't he
Kaboom
@Tik Tok Ads it's 2019 i can finally be in peace to excessive cringe
jK LoL
Its an arg filled with mysteries. There is even a subreddit
Rhianna was right about them being alligators though. Crocodiles have a v shaped snout.
Nah there are Crocodiles with a V shaped snout and Alligators with a wide snout
FirewolfHD that’s... what they said
But why the fuck do scientists even divide them into two different animals when the difference so fucking small? Why not call them another species of crocodile?
@@youtubeuserdan4017 ...Because they ARE two different animals? They have different DNA, different habitats, different physical features, different behavior, and different diets. Just because they look similar doesn't mean they should be considered the same.
@@kimmyawesomeness4184 Eh, fair enough. I've been asking that question for a real long time and nobody has answered me.
soothouse nearly destroyed itself because of a few stop signs and a holly ellenbogen
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that ‘Ellenbogen’ means ‘elbow’ in German?
Jawohl!
How should they know?
And in Dutch. (Well, one letter apart, ellebogen)
I'M LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE, not through flashcards, not through my teacher, and not even through school, but by reading UA-cam comments!!!
A nigga really named his daughter Elbow
Simple Mannequin I mean... it’s a last name
"Holly Ellenbogen" nearly had me dying.
Why'd you call Jack a plebiscite?
pleb·i·scite
noun
the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.
Shut up, you fucking plebiscite.
Ok plebiscite
and this is exactly why you’re a plebiscite
Stfu plebiscite
Gtfo you plebiscite
For 6:32 the actual difference between alligators and crocodiles is that one has a more rounded nose and the other has a more pointy nose
No the difference is the strength of the jaws when you put a plug n play game in their mouth
No, alligators are thick and crocodiles skinny bitches
I definitely trust pants cat
So is kremit the past tense of kermit? As in 'I kremitted suicide'?
Fu ch th th th
8:37
The middle one can also restore its health by drinking almond milk.
@@hakasek4052
*ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME!*
Alligators eat your children in an A shape
Crocodiles eat your children in a C shape
Doesn't have to be my children
@@gagewatson1895 r/cursedcomments
Actually alligators consume children in the shape of a U
but crocodiles consume children in the shape of a V
Also only the top teeth of an alligator are visible when their mouth is closed and all teeth of a crocodile are visible when their mouth is closed
Canadian Crusader shut the fuck up reptile boy
Wrath cat is how you fell on the inside
Envy cat is what you show those people
He attac
He protecc
But most importantly he edited a video for jacc
For Wilbur
I dont get it :^ im sorry
@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523well wilbur's soothouse's editor so yk
@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523the answers quite late lol
8:38
_"Darling, who needs arms, when you have legs like this?"_
Leg so hot
Hot hot leg
Leg so hot you
*Microwave a cat*
Cpt. Wolf I love you for this comment.
one protects, the rest attack:
SootHouse, GioFilms, SorrowTV
You fucking forgot
SLAZO
Y O U D E G E N E R A T E
Soothouse cause they have multiple people
@@sangrieminat93 slazo is a dead meme
A l l
GioFilms. His cuteness will keep the others from attacking
Jack might be right about the whole Better legs without arms thing. If someone or something, especially a cat lived without legs, they would most likely have developed the balance. With the improved balance would also come improved strength, because they would always have to work to stay balanced. Not only that, but they would also have to go upstairs with only their legs and no use of their arms on say a railing. They would most likely be getting up from a seat without assistance also making their legs stronger. Jack has a point, the long leg cat would have increase kicking and jumping abilities.
Long leg = better run
Exactly! Just look a that cat's legs! When you don't have arms you have to do many things just with your legs what also makes you more stretched and gives you full control over your legs so you can kick higher and stronger too.
i feel like we're looking too much into this
@@elsasebastian1901 Nah it's still fun.
we just gonna ignore the subtitles?
Flamingo Reality ikr
Flamingo Reality *concern* wha.... wha is even happening... I’m kinda scared... mostly confused
RIP Big Giuseppe
while they're enjoyable as someone who sometimes needs subtitles it would be nice if they would just caption the video.
Flamingo Mints yes
7:40 *Bold of you to assume Holly Ellenbogen is a **_human_*
She's not a human, she's news9
She got smoked in the face with a stop sign in a hurricane and survived. Superhuman, clearly
"It's only a chip."
Me: _Sees a french fry_
Me: "ex *cUse* me?"
briht
Sounds like they need sum murican freedom
It's a British thing, Crunch!
@@maryreyes2575 I'm not 100% percent sure,but I'm pretty sure its a joke
Ever heard of... British language? we call fries chips over here.
Aw man, you guys didn't start recording.
Rhianna is always abused in these videos and I enjoy it thoroughly
This wold sound so wrong without context
Top 10 Pornhub comments
A popular comment from the Chris brown vevo
r/nocontext
@@Rowankeenanx3 i love u for this clever reference
I used to think this meme was "Which of them do you think won't murder you"
It wasn't until I realized it was "Which of them do you want to protect you from the rest", did I ever have any optimism in my soul
Ok Wilbur, quick question: what the heck just happened with JacksSucksAtLife? You are the last people I expected to crossover and I need an explaination.
Top ten anime sequels.
When Rihanna makes a genuinely funny joke about Will and he runs her over high speed lorry style
4:15
Well, it depends. Do they have the Goose Button?
YAAAAS! The ultimate sneak attack! 😈😈😈
My picks and why:
1. Bush Goliath - increases defense, endurance and strength stats
2. Heavy Gunner - grants you long range attacks and increases endurance stat on any armor
3. Bart - the "Eat Pant", "No Cows, Man" and "Cowerbungheh" abilities are really powerful
4. Mucky Cat - increases the effects of potions
5. 17k crocodiles - there useful when it comes to solving puzzles
6. Holly Ellenbogen - increases magic and special stats
7. Cat Long Legs - increases agility and speed stats and grants you "High Jump" ability
8. Die Mart - unlocks necromancy early on in the game
9. Pride - increases any chosen stat
*FUCKINGWOMEN*-Wilbur soot 2:34
PLEASE react to *r/LodedDiper* it’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfiction
Like so they see this lmao
No
ITS A WHAT
PLS BOYS
I think you used "Fanfiction" in the wrong sense, when the proper term you were looking for *might* be "shitposts".
Doomed Squid Can’t it be both?
I'm gonna have to go with 17k crocodiles.
Nice pick! But I’ll go with
*S E V E N T E E N T H O U S A N D C R O C O D I L E S!*
If any of those crocs are k. Rool then I'm with the king
Really dude? Obviously 17k crocodiles are much better
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE??
9:24 Plebiscite is a type of election... you plebeian
Morgan Dignowity
I’m so glad someone else knows what a plebeian is.
Thanks, Socrates
Wrong smartass plebiscitum is a law enactment
I thought you meant electron, and me, being invested into science, was like: "What?"
Here’s what I chose:
1:24 Big boy
2:01 Warrior
2:55 Will
4:32 *MICROWAVE KAT*
5:54 the 17K crocodiles
6:47 Holly Ellenbogen News9
8:38 Legs kat
9:46 *ASS WORLD*
9:56 Envy
Enjoy this useless comment
"Microwave Cat! He can microwave anything in the time it takes to microwave it." Has become a new catchphrase of mine
E A T P A N T
what the hell is the captions
"somone raided my sandwich stash again"
when???
HelperCake 11 fool
$17,000
2:58 I don't feel so good
Who needs martial arts when you have this subreddit?
I like this comment because you make it sound like you had a black belt exam but you decided to watch this instead.
Stats of all characters:
0:32
Bush Goliath: very high attack and health but low attack speed and movement speed
Big Boy: low speed and attack speed but high health, attack is normal
Bradley: high speed and attack speed but low damage, health is normal
Beefmaster: high attack but very low health, other are normal
1:54
Warrior: all stats are normal
Monk: very high health but other stats are low
Heavy gunner: high attack but low attack speed, other stats are low
Mage: very high attack on some spells but low health, other stats are normal
2:47
Bart: all stats are very high
others: they are NPCS
4:30
cheeseburger bandit: high attack speed and speed, other stats are normal
kiwi cat: he is a summoner, can summon other kiwis but all of his stats are low
Mustard cat and sad cat: they are NPCS
5:41
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
17k crocodiles: all stats are normal
6:47
water sign: high speed on water, other stats are normal
earth sign: high attack on mountains, other stats are normal
fire: high attack speed on hell, other stats are normal
Holly Ellenbogen NEWS9: all stats are very high
8:41
human cat: all stats are normal
L E G S cat: very high speed, other stats are normal
abomination cat: low attack, other stats are normal
i will not explain sins cats because they are from a DLC
8:20
It's actually in Australia, by the way, for anyone wondering
one protects the rest attack
*_picks god_*
What if you...
Wanted God to protect you...
But God said...
SPeLl Icup nI🅱🅱a 😂😂😂👌💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
*BOTTOM TEXT*
Sieger *God
lol *God
barbaro267 thanks I’m here all week
4:04 bort sampson
abort sampon
Cowebungerhh
Derive nutritional value from the clothes intended for my lower torso
This is why Friday nights are the best
I am so lonely :-( XD
ImGonnaBeTheVeryWorse, SkyrimPlayer!!
At least you have Soothouse.
I feel ya
One reason to be happy XD :-)
Haha same ;(
lol XD like if you agree
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Holly Ellenbogen has news for you.
Mr. Meme Robber _floats through air_ *HOLLY ELLENBOGEN HERE WITH NEWS 9*
6:22 actually she's right, they are alligators. Crocodiles have V-shaped snouts, while alligators have U-shaped snouts.
as a year 9 kid, i can confirm that the cat at 4:56 is trying to smoke a chip
Do you are have soothouse
Rice
Only on Mondays or 43
Yea
Wanna try again
What
The legend himself 4:00
5:57 for each time you don’t pick 17k crocodiles, the rest of the crocodiles get more Australian.🇦🇺🐊
8:44 yes because without arms he would have trained his legs for twice the amount of time Jack is smart
also, without arms for all his life do you not think he would have godly balance after learning that every fall could be deadly without his arms?
Just like goombas
Well I dont know if they can jump but they can run faster
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly,
He edit for jacc
huh, fitting. was just listening to calcium dream.
Why was Sorrow in the UA-cam Rewind but not SootHouse? This is madness!
Sorrow was??
it has been almost 4 years since i first watched this video. With the idea in mind of where these people are today, watching this feels crazy.
Fire: In a Bush next to a stop sign
Also the fire: This sign can't stop me because I can't read!
4:50 Charlie’s best moment by far
The question is.
*Can Soothouse protect me from consuming the delicious pant?*
*nice pfp*
*Thank you kindly*
I subbed to you solely for the reason of your profile picture
9:24 calls jack a "Plebiscite" and proceeds to say he's being stupid
plebiscite
noun
the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.
Crocodiles are better than alligators
1.Alligators can often reach at least 14 or 15 feet in length, which is larger than some crocodile species, but not others. The largest crocodile species is the saltwater crocodile, which can get to at least 17 or 18 feet
2.crocodile bite strength is 3,700-5000 pounds per square inch while alligator is only 2,980 psi
3. crocodiles are waaay more aggressive than alligators
4. crocodile travel 50km regularly and can run up to 24-29 kmph
to conclude, crocodiles are stronger, larger, faster and more aggressive
9:25 i've watched this thousands of times and only now did i notice that he said plebiscite. truly the sickest burn
"Blood doesnt make you stronger" *angry second gear Luffy noises*
Wilber was on jacksucksatlife’s channel?
thats why im here
or he's a fAkE wilbur
WHO IS WILBUR SOOT?
He keeps on sending weird and psychopathic videos as clues for something, like a message to JackSucksAtLife's audience. He *NEEDS* to *EXPLAIN!*
Holly ellenbogen
MadeOfCake holly ellenboggen
Pride cat would clearly win. He already survived the last knife attack, so we know he's got skills.
3:28 The bit with pissed-off drunk gay dad George is somehow the funniest bit in this vid
Avatar: The Last Holly Ellenbogenbender
Had the shittiest day today. This will be the thing that makes it better. Thanks boi’s 💕
Then there's me,
Don't attack
Don't protect
Don't do anything
I pick you
"What if he- just-... dies"
6:40 NO RHIANNA THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CROCODILE AND AN ALLIGATOR IS THE SNOUT
1. Beefmaster: Big boy and Bradley would not stand a chance, and while Bush goliaths strenght and constitution are similar to Beefmasters, he is WAAAAY too slow.
2. Mage: He has access to magic.
3. Rhianna: She can become incorporeal to avoid most/all of the incoming damage.
4. Mucky boi: Dead cat is dead before the fight even begins, Kiwi cat is the 2nd youngest cat right after Dead cat, which means he has the least experience, and Chip cat is probably starving.
5. 17k crocodiles.
6. Holly Eddenbogen news9: Holly will snuff out the flames with her air powers and suck out the water with hurricanes, and well, flying is immune to all ground type attacks so...
7. Jeans cat: He is incredibly athletic and would take both of his opponents out just fine.
8. Envy cat: He envies his sensei, Pride cat for his immense power, and through my knowledge of shonen anime, he will win, i trust him.
4:29 That aged well
10:20 Julius Caesar.
1. 9 crocodiles
2. 9 crocodiles
3. 9 crocodiles
4. 9 crocodiles
5. 17k alligators
6. 9 crocodiles
7. 9 Crocodiles
8. 9 crocodiles
No-one has enough power to attack pride cat, not even the 25 thousand crocodiles.
Pride cat is so powerful that the first guy didn't dare attack him, then his grandchildren came after the cat and found themselves in a similar situation. Continuing infinitely.
with the 17k crocodiles, no matter which one you choose you will still lose.
it's 17k crocodiles vs 136k crocodiles