/r/BritishProblems
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- Опубліковано 13 гру 2024
- Let's call this one a write-off
MERCH: soothouse.bigca...
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh
since we don't have kettles in america we just tear the bag open and eat the tea leaves and then drink a glass of water really fast
just normal water? not boiling hot water????????????????
@@3O4313 we dont have kettles we cant heat the water
you dont have a hot water tap and a cold one?
@FryingPanGurl wow that sucks :(
i prefer eating the tea with the peel. all natural, as the packaging plant intended
Be Australian
Go outside
Fall into the sky
Forgot harness
You forgot ride a kanga and fight a drop bear
When your ground harness fails
I identify as a potato 2016 My best mate forgot to charge his gravity boots once, and 2 hours into school his boots died and he flew into the sky. May he rest in piece.
I identify as a potato 2016 go outside you'll burn to a crisp if your not aussie
"what is the name of the island we live in?"
Idk, by your accents I'd say britain, but by your logo I'd say imperial Japan
When 2 Island Bois have the most powerful Navy
I'm glad I'm not the only person who got imperial Japanese vibes from the new logo
@@fransoto8343 oi wtf
雞仔(劉繼生) boi i think he's just joking. Since the area has probably been held by both empires? I don't know if they've been controlled by Japan before, honestly.
I'm dying 😂
“America wif all their gun crime.
We only got acid attacks ‘ere!” Had me dying
Don't worry if its not an acid attack its setting people on fire...
@@critiquing_chad9520 im an american so i want some insider information since the news isn't trustworthy over here. Do you guys have an issue with stabbings, truck rampages, and rapes? I would say I don't mean to be offensive but there's no way I can ask that w/o it making someone mad
And don't worry about upsetting people. It's the fucking internet, you're gonna end up upsetting people whatever you say.
@@Lysergic_ yes but it doesnt get reported on the main news either. Gun crime is also not uncommon but if reported would show that anti gun laws are stupid so they are also kept quite.
Potatoes Have 48 Chromosomes i don’t think we have that much like rape issues
I miss this stuff, all the robo-voice reddit reading feels so lifeless and this has personality and actual people talking
@@froggies2986 I second this
@@froggies2986 I third this
@@froggies2986 realjake is british
@@froggies2986 I fourth this
One topic is pretty cool if you want more wholesome content
As a Briton, I can promptly say that I hate it when the train starts mmbmbgnmmbming.
Edit: Briton isn’t a mistake. A Briton is a native of Great Britain or someone of British descent. I’m aware of how Britain is spelt, but these are two separate words.
I felt that.
Aw mate, me too
As a pirate doggo, my boat does not go mmbmbgnmmbm. It does, in fact, go
SPOOSHAHHSHSHPSHSHSHS
Which isn't good because I usually drown.
Biggest problem of all these days
Same
FOR SOME REASON, *The bants in this video seems so much more potent than usual.*
Have they started recording yet?
It’s because Will forgot to record
the pants*
@@banjaxtheragman I was referencing their eat pant thing
Some Weirdo it’s not snorting tea it’s smoking it, I kid you not that’s an actual thing
I like to think Will actually never started recording and the video was really recorded by one of the other guys because they knew Will would mess it up.
i love that
Yeah, it’s a shame that you forgot to comment this
The guy that asked don’t worry bro I hacked into their account and commented this. It’s a shame you forgot to reply though
>go to get tea
>get face burned off via acid attack
>police give you tea, nothing else, criminal gets no tea
>justice served
>gets hit by a van driven by a muslim
>get arrested for insulting criminal
>gets fined for insulting Muslim in English, language used bye insensitive British colonists
@kiNK
>deported for use of hateful language against the prophet Mohammed
>get blown up when listening to concert
America: *Throws tea in harbour*
Britain: *Burns down the White House*
perfectly balanced
as all things should be
Soo, two different wars?
Rifleman America did not bail them out because n world war 2
@Rifleman
Britain: Spends years rearming its military and replenishing its manpower in anticipation of a second global war.
America: Gets surprise-attacked three years into said global war.
FD S Surprise-attacked by an aggressive, militarily expansionist power which has seen the US as a rival and threat for decades, and which the US has been antagonizing for decades as well. WHAT A COMPLETE SURPRISE, WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE SEEN SUCH AN ATTACK COMING???
was really excited when i saw the notification for this video, only to find that there was no audio. it seems that you guys weren't recording :/
At least they had lyrics
Adresse Ralf Ingo Circa Holzmann
Badly translated at that
What
TRiiLO EDM ikr
Amvudove whoooosh
What other countries think the UK is like: “oi guvner pass the crumpets
What the UK is actually like: *pulls out knife* “oi fam where’s me weed”
Well only really the dodgy parts of london. The rest isn't like that.
Raph bro it’s all over Britain
@@raph2954 Wait till you find out about North Wales lad.
Jon Danson No.
London just is dodge
*_The House of The Rising Soot_*
Rumor has it once a year on the 31th of october they'll rename themselves "Doothouse", 2spooky4me
I freaking love your profile pic
there is
a house in south england
they call
the riiiiiising soooooot
and it’s been the ruin of many a poor post
and lord my subreddit’s one
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
SootHouse of the rising sun
Imagine if any of this was recorded.
Man, that would have been a really great video!
DeeVee Do you think its too late to start recording?
Hold on, let me go tell em to record
But they haven’t even started recording
Ikr
@@cheezburgrproduction r/woosh
if only any of this was actually recorded :(
Hah, I'm winning.
ikr this would make a great video
@Kayla Baugher whoosh
Kayla Baugher r/wooosh
can we stay at 0 subscribers with no videos? you poor soul...you poor poor soul.
Just so everyone knows who's who:
*Name* *Text Color*
Charlie Blue
David Green
George Purple
Jack Yellow
Matt Orange
Wilbur Gray
Dan Red
Rhianna Pink
You can see this at the beginning of the video.
[WUT] Adam big mcthankies my man
I have to do this, I’m sorry. Colour
Nebulon Games /r/britishproblems.... very appropriate
THE SAVIOR my dumbass cant tell whos who half the time 🥴
Possibly Possum all I know is one sounds like British Forrest Gump
Being an american I didnt understand a lot of what was said, and I responded to this confusion with anger and punched a hole in my monitor, I think you guys owe me.
Basically you owe them everything you have.
mrgerminaro Jaffa cakes
you mean you shot your monitor? punching it would be rather non-american
Vánagandr “I think you guys owe me”
That’s all we needed to hear to know that you’re American
I’m American and felt the same way had to look up wtf holly oaks was
As an American, I can confirm that we have kettles. I too give it a little jiggle to see how many grenades I’ve got left in it
Where are your crumpets mate
@@bonesmalone7826 we threw them in the harbor! Because you Britons had the audacity to reasonably tax us!
@@foughtflea1961 Oi bruv, that was some perfectly good tea innit!
(btw im not british im polish but im the sussy imposter and they havent found me yet)
@@foughtflea1961 true patriots throw their tea in the harbor
@@danksanchez4324 *star spangled banner intensifies
Americans: Gun crime
Brits: Acid attacks
Canadian West Coast: Running shoes with human feet in them turning up on beaches
ShiftedSpirits Florida: alligator in your pool.
@@halomaster213 and the alligator has a gun
Potatoes Have 48 Chromosomes Florida Man Robs Bank With an Alligator That Has A Gun.
Yeah I guess but also I think America takes the cake with an entire flood of molasses in Boston a few decades ago
Toronto: Poop crime
"Jack, give us your toothless cockney taxi driver"
"Ok"
Everyone - Giggles like Japanese schoolgirls before Jack even opens his mouth.
Be Danish:
wake up
go out
get a beer
get drunk
raid the english coast
you forgot kissing the hand of the lego statue of Queen Margherete that all danes are required to have
Be english
Go outside
Go back inside because its STILL FUCKING RAINING!!!!!
I’m scared I’m half danish and half English *what do I do*
Wake up
Take a piss
Get out of bed
As a dane, i approve of that.
Americans don't have kettles, they just deep fry their water.
(Edit: I'm taking advantage of this comment's unexpected popularity to say look at Mephisto the duck on google images because she is round)
HOLY SHIT LMAO
I'm American and I own a kettle?
@@unforeseenbreach141 r/whoosh
Deep fried water is the shit
ChasmaHyena I legit make tea in a saucepan.
You guys should have had an American in the video so he's absolutely confused.
Should have featured Sorrow TV
8:12 There was a stabbing in my school a while back and in the corridor a senior lad shouted
"Put your hands up if you wanna die!!!"
.
.
.
Full corridor of people cheered.
My school's fun
What country are you from
@@brandonfoley7519 Somalia probably
why is the new intro the imperial Japanese flag
Okaliva what do you mean? That’s clearly the British flag
You mean you haven't heard?
I thought of the same thing! xD
They b ready to "civilize" the world again.
@@thema8871 Intro, not the thumbnail
It’s like a bunch of friends at a bar just having a laugh, miss you guys
If Hot Fuzz taught me anything, it's that all the guns in Britain are in sheds in the countryside.
Is actually 100% accurate, only gun owners I've known here are old an live rurally, but you can normally understand what they say, unlike the old bloke in the film
Hahqgagcthrh.
What did he say?
Yea alot of the guns used in britain are from old ones that where passed down from familys or theire is this new thing where people are robbing really old ones from museums or buying old ones that dont work anymore whitch is how they are able to buy them then rebuilding them so they work or they just 3D print the parts and make them
it's for the greater good
Kinda like how all the guns in Canada are in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
Do Americans have kettles?
No, actually, we throw all our tea in the nearest harbor, like true patriots
How does this only have 11 likes
@@popeval6654 😂 I can't even be MAD, I just need to use that insult on somebody
@@popeval6654 it has 14 you sandal eating ape
chain break
Cannella Orso it has 71 you dyslexic cretin
For some reason, I think that this isn't the first take of this video.
Cattack64 right, will?
Same...
I think so too...
when you get excited because your city is mentioned in a soothouse video, but then realise its because we have shite trains
Thanks paul
The entirety of British trains are shit
@@Hdusiekwbshsjs Do you mean on modern railways or are you grouping heritage railways into there, because if so, you're wrong
Great Western is rather splendid I'll have you know my good sir.
literally same lmao. good old manchester
1. Wake up
2. ?????
3. CRIME!!!
Courtney Zeo that's Australia, dummy
XxDark slayerxX no Australia is
1. Wake up
2. ?????
3. Getting your ass beat by a kangaroo
1. Wake up
2. ?????
3. GLASGOW!
4. ...Profit?
@@TheRealBelovianna lol
americans watching this video: ha ha yes i too know what a glass gow is
As an american, I can confirm this
I like to think an American will be like haha I can do a British accent then they go off, hear a Scottish accent and go WTF are you saying!
well yeah its a place. a fuckin geo-location, if you will.
Glass cow? It’s useless, you can’t make money off of its meat and milk.
What's a glass cow, I think its a statue of a cow that's made of glass but I'm not sure
British daily routine
1. walk outside
2. knives exist
3. get arrested by Theresa May herself
American Daily Routine
1. Scooter outside
2. Get shot
3. Get charged 3000000 Dollars for 3 stitches and morphine
Yeff Jeffery Fair enough euroboy, you forgot the part where the eagle salutes you when you walk outside.
imagine paying for healthcare, this comment was made by free healthcare gang
1. Walk outside
2. Get stabbed
3. Bleed out because Theresa just emerged from a nearby field of wheat and shut down your local GP
Irish routine 1 wake up 2 harvest potatoes 3 pray to Michael Collins
What a lovely flashy intro
Still, your intro can’t fix miiverse
Bring back the miiverse!
YOU
WE CAN DO IT!!!
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Wait you make LEGO videos
@@Lainekame ClosedVerse exists.
the simpsons-hollyoaks thing is probably the most weirdly relatable thing i’ve heard today holy shit
Lauren Hedden Ikr my childhood right there
-wtf is hollyoaks haha ‘murica!-
Lauren Hedden what is holly oaks? Is it your version of The Middle ?
Lucas Fernandez i have no idea because i never watched it myself but i have a feeling it’s supposed to be like a soap opera or reality drama
When the remote slipped between the sofa cushions during the ad break we had to call bloody Defcon 1, mate.
"It's been about 3 weeks-"
*_WHEEZE_*
Be American:
Go outside
Get shot
Be British:
Go outside
Get stabbed
I’m proud of this comment chain
Be Soviet Russian:
Go outside
Outside goes in you
Be Australian:
Go outside
Get sun cancer
Be Mexican:
Go outside
Get hit by a sandal
Be Antarctican
Go outside
Get hypothermia
Be Romanian
Go outside
Gypsies screaming for scrap metal
When mum says it's time for bed but you haven't finished colonising the entire world
On behalf of Glasgow;
You’re welcome
Glasgow!!!
*ALL HAIL THE TOWN OF GLASCOW!*
Yeah, woohoo Glasgow
Thanks, Glasgow
GLASGOW!!!!!
Showing someone around Britain.
*Opens phone* I'm going to show you the most important house in the UK.
Murican: the houses of parliament? Shakespeare's birthplace?
Me: *_no._*
This comment is so underrated. 😩👌
The house of *SOOT*
Who be living in Big Ben?
@@Lolo50000 your name seems to fit this
autistic dalek aye is it wrong I thought you was talking bout that one house with the motorway built around it
As an American I feel like I’m on the outside of an inside joke
i want to be reincarnated as a british person because it just seems more fun
Hmm I’m Canadian idk how I feel, so Oof
Anna Scanlon-Kimura all Americans have been since 1776
I just went to London for all of four days and it was like a twilight zone where everything is slightly off, and the Lay's are called Walkers and are prawn flavored, and no one randomly talks to you in line, and I almost got run over every day because the traffic was reversed.
10/10 best days of the vacation
Same i have no idea
"What is the name of the lovely island we reside on?"
>Intro looks like Japanese flag
_O boi lads, we've gon full weeb_
That's Macedonia, dingus
@@Greg-ix4nu or fascist Japan, dingus
Japanese Empire, different from the State of Japan
@@badboje6040 the state of Japan, right next to the state of Wyoming
@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 That's the official name. Much like Russia is officially the Russian Federation, Japan is officially the State of Japan.
Jack's "toothless cockney taxi driver" voice sounded like RT Game at first.
Tyler Dollarhide ahahaha
holy shit you’re right
_almost_ heaven.
internet person
Something something
I give it a tree outta fort.
3:12 this is the British equivalent of when the Walmart employee comes on the intercom and says a bunch of random garbage and everyone just continues their shopping because they have no idea what they said.
Kanye South-West (London Edition) - your new name
Kim's vagina is the northwest passage
Kurshi north east is New England I think they are from old England
You should do a video on Wikipedia vandalism
Crack TheBack
Thanks to me Wikipedia thinks James dean moved to narnia when he was young
... That exists...?
Time to browse a new subreddit!
I feel like half of them are insiders that I don't understand as a non-british person
Beary Boy same
As a german person, I still related to most tbh. Except the violent ones
"do americans have kettles?"
"no they have ovens and pans"
lMFAO
>be British
>wake up at 7 in morning to sound of Big Ben chiming as usual
>put on and adjust bowler hat as is required by law
>put on and adjust monocle as is required by law
>wax mustache to adequate curlyness as is required by law
>put pipe in mouth as is required by law
>go to make legally approved breakfast of crumpets and tea
>hear right angry banging on door to me flat(calling it an “apartment” is forbidden by law, as it would be too American)
>”oi ya cheeky twat where’s yore loicense for that tea and those crumpets”
>it’s that bloody bobby again
>bloodyhell.toblaronebar
>open door
>show bobby me tea license and me crumpet license
>”oi lad where’s yore permit for these loicenses”
>sigh.twiningstea
>pull out tea and crumpet loicense permits and show them to bobby
>bobby looks over my shoulder
>oh shit he saw me unlicensed laptop computer on the coffee table and me unlicensed telly
>fuck
>I use the laptop to browse illegal memes that mock the glorious British crown
>I use the telly to watch my pirated DVDs
>iamsofucked.corgi
>laptop and telly are unlicensed so don’t have licenses or permits for licenses
>”oi I’m takin you in m8”
>on way out me and bobby both get stabbed by some bloke with unlicensed butter knife, who then steals our money and other valuables
>bobby coughs up mouthful of blood and manages to choke out, “*cough hack* oi m-m8... where’s... ya loicense... for th-that...”
>bobby collapses in puddle of own blood and dies
>fuck
>mfw
>fuckin British problems, m8
Oh me love waking up to big Ben even though I live no where near lonfon
Nobody lives close to Lonfon. It doesn't exist.
Chloie Kwirant Underrated comment
@@oreomilkshake5672 Wait, it doesn't exist?! Like Australia?? Where the fuck did I spend my holi...
Those god damn governments and their conspiracies..!
You must have had some really strong tea before you wrote this
Just a lovely ten minutes of British boys laughing
@Ben Starkey r/woosh
@@currently_In_stealth_behind_u are you just going around saying r/woosh when it's obvious they got the joke???
@@homestuckdubs r/woosh
@@currently_In_stealth_behind_u oh shut the fuck up you twat
Spitzflöte15 4 r/whooosh
Triggered with a side of crumpets
oof shots fired that's some hot tea
Sockamine nobody likes crumpets they fockin suck scones only in this establishment
boi crumpets are the MAIN THING OF ENGLANDland [apart from tea]
I SPAT OUT MY TEA
That was pg tips ;-;
@@TechHeadHD2 Englandland?
It keeps me up at night trying to think of a word so bad that even soothouse has to censor it
I think it was the f slur 💀💀
F is for gay
Legend has it, they still haven't started recording.
70% laughing
29% asking “are we recording yet?”
1% subreddit
EDIT: Fucking hell, that a lot of likes, thanks!
EvaN _27 it's a British thing.
I should know, I actually live in Cumbria 😂
I read that edit in a British accent
Glasgow is the birthplace of Glasgow?!?
Amen
Kevin Lewis Kevin Lewis aye pal I ken wit ya mean, I come fae Glasgae anyway that’s ma hame toon.
what
Kevin Lewis och aye, aye. Glasgae is wan in a mullion eh. Nae place tae compare!
Kevin Lewis aye aye
Okay now that they’ve stopped listening how are we going to attack the English?
As an italian, i'm surprised and pleasured because you say "pancetta" instead of "bacon".
That looks nothing like bacon
Pleasured
"pleasured"
rashers
@@jackington9185 Correct
So why do good girls like british guys
It's because we say sorry to glass doors
Abdullah B fucking bumped into some automatic doors said sorry to the doors then the old woman behind me who hadn’t even slowed down because I was 10ft ahead of her.
Oh boy... the first few words got me thinking of the tic tok memes...
I'm English and I've genuinely done that before, I was on my own.
Alex Stone im scottish so i just bash my head off the glass door till it says sorry
@@jacklawson9289 So why so good girls like bad guys?
3:05 ah yes I have this problem all the time
Oliver Kirkland are you talking ab the stabbing or buble farting in a present
lmao it's weird seeing a member of this fandom after 3 years😂
Adam Kwarren They’re the same thing
Why hello fellow hetalian
Y’all still alive? Wow
"Wait, this guy's from Glasgow. What a place"
I be sat there falling over like "ASDFGHJKL IM GLASGOW!"
Thank you for your service
All of you... Is just the entire city of Glasgow. Just the whole of Glasgow... Is you. The people of Glasgow are you. The pubs of Glasgow are you... Lmfao
artificialcolourz eee the place where you can’t tell if they speak English.
You are Glasgow
American problem: when your eagle breaks down on the way to McDonald's and you realize you don't have enough shotgun shells to afford extra bacon on your big mac because you left them in your Sunday overalls
They've got a point, that subreddit really isn't british or relatable, like some of it is, but most seem to just be like stereotypical views of british, instead of actual british people
Nah most of these things do actually happen
British problems
Sothuose doesn't upload enough
***First world problems
Sothuose
@@KavsLockedOut shut
Shut
бля твой ник
9:53 actual audio of the depths of hell ⚠️ WARNING SCARY ⚠️
Sam Weaver beautiful
"Thats A British Boy Problems When There Is No Pancetta"
Me,An Italian:Agreed
Me, Italian American: I also ahree
Went to a funeral for the young boy who was stabbed for not being apart of the new gangs in northpamton.. just keeps getting worse over here wish us luck .
Edit:all you saying how bad it is in the USA. Northpamton is a tiny town on a small island. That never usually have..stuff like this it's usually petty crimes.
MonkeyDP what do you mean it’s fine over here we got terrible leaders, everybody is getting super political and angry, there’s always a weekly shooting, almost all serial killers are American, we are in enormous debt, and we just elevated a molested to the Supreme Court. Things are going well
Wait he was stabbed for NOT being in a gang?! WTF?!
@@herpydepth1204 >when baseless accusations by a woman who changes her story of sexual assault proves he is 100% a molester
Are you on something
General Rommel when thee woman say that one man sexually assaulted them all on different occasions then at least one is telling the truth
General Rommel besides we all know that none of what you said even has to do with the case. It’s all just politics because you think that SJWs are all terrible and these people were just feminazis trying to attack a man for being a man etc. Let me tell you what I know, he did something overtly sexual to at least one of those women but because he’s been brown nosing Trump he became a Supreme Court Justice. It’s sad to see that somebody who is supposed to enforce justice was ripped from it’s rightful clutches is it not? Trust me I know you will disagree with me and hate me because I used to be like you. Please from one human being to another forget all about politics and look at things from a logical stance. If you don’t then you really take after your namesake because that’s the reason why the real General Rommel died
Those cringey tick-tock jokes at the end made my day!
alexander soto excuse me, it’s TIKTOK.
@@ceekroup close enough
The need for this subreddit existing is a problem itself.
Subreddit more like Subrexit
@@herpydepth1204 you're alright in my book
Yohan yeah we don’t to be connected to you guys anymore. Today the EU, tomorrow the UN
Corsa-Fiat 500 humour is crass and low brow, can’t really expect anything other than ‘hurr durr bloody mericuns and guns, our accent int fookin posh maiyte I ent never seen queen or drank a crumpet’
Reddit existing is a problem itself tbh.
Your post was removed for *WRONG* *OPINION*
Not a single mention of knifes
0/10 for realism
Wait what about the one about a stabbing
Original Name
When’s the last time you’ve heard of a knife being used in a stabbing?
Focking knobhead
rulesrules you're right, I always use a blunt weapon to stab people
*knives
knoife
Once I had a Jaffa Cake missing the orange stuff and since then my life has been ruined
I once accidentally tasted a dupe one with fucking cherry filling I'm stil living with that trauma
one time we didn't have twinkies. Fun fact that's what they based the Fallout games off of
I got a dual pack of 13 Jaffa cakes for £2.50! In a waitrose! Amazing!
I once had a kinder egg with no prize
Pardon my Americaness but the fuck is a Jaffa cake?
nice how the soothouse intro is the japanese empire's flag during ww2
@Rifleman really? that's interesting. also i knew that it was used before hand but i never knew they still used it.
*cAn wE sTaRt ReCoRdInG?*
I completely forgot about "I'm already Tracer" I think I metally blocked it out
I just imagined your voices I guess
I hate watermelons why do you hate watermelons ?
Britsh news
*Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks*
I see no difference in destructive capabilities between an AR-15 assault rifle and a triangular flapjack
Glasgow repair, Glasgow replace
Brits: *accent humor* dies of laughter
American: "what's the joke here?"
I'm American. I thought it was very funny...
The joke here is that we must slaughter our enemy tribes from the south
@@saxx9088 well i mean any american can do that, watch!
The joke is that the accents are funny
Ah, gotta love the Brits.
And Americans aren’t plonkers and numptys?
@@shrimpnft509 I speak
Language.
@@BSBYLYHWH I'm sure you do.
Hey, somebody noticed me!!
Life accomplishment.
We fucking suck
The “includes paid promotion” killed me
3:14 is it bad that once all the mumbling ended i thought "they forgot to add thank you at the end". I was pleasantly surprised to find out they did
British problems: The pancetta's out of stock
American problems: I just got hit by a car because the government decided to build a freeway running through my neighborhood and now I'm getting fined $2000 to pay the expenses of cleaning the car of my blood, plus my medical bills.
Nah that is to realistic, America is like a fucking fever dream more realistic would be.
"Ah fuck, some fucking idiot tried doing a gender reveal party and accidentally blew up my car. Then I had to bike to work and when I did that some lady stopped me in the streets to tell me how the bike was a simple of satan and oppressing on her rights. She sue me and won."
I keep getting those cringey tiktok songs stuck in my head and it's ruining my life
Rayman hit or miss i guess they never miss
Adblock, fixed your life
I've been busy thinking bout boys ... (ding!) Boys ... (ding!) Boys...
@@zmaj12321 no make it stop
im a new soul i came to this strange world hopin i could learn a bit bout how to give and take
Did you guys start recording yet tho?
I don't think they started recording. Someone should double-check.
To appropriately watch this video you need:
1.Tea
2. Pancetta
3. A British flag
What's a panchetta?
@@dizzlethedevil6845 a food... I think?
@88 61 ooh! Thanks for the information. I've fixed the comment :P
4. Jaffa Cake
5. Japanese imperial flag intro
>Wake up
>Realise I'm in Northern Ireland
>realise I'm technically in Britain
>Get angry that Northern Ireland isn't part of Ireland
>British problems
Ireland 🇮🇪
Happened Earth72 Britain is England, Scotland, and Wales. The Uk is Britain and Northern Ireland. You’re not in Britain, you’re in the Uk.
CJ C man let me make a joke would you?
My exact reaction lmaooooo
@Ginger Hitler to not have to be part of a country that killed many Irish people????
That simpsons and hollyoaks is so relatable it’s unreal
Ikr
I understood nothing
Neither did the rest of Europe after we said we're leaving the EU
Correct
@@LostSoulchild89 if you're saying a same name made people into twins, Bob and Mark have a billion of them :P
Same here :/
Same
Who's excited for the Bible 2?
Black Jesus yes
The first one was overrated
The bible 2 is the new testament
The Bible 2 actually starts recording
3:13 nothing was wrong with the train speakers, that's just how everyone in Glasgow talks.
Ahah fair enough mate
Peak british issue is when your family eats all the good crisp flavours in the multi-pack bag and there’s only salt and vinegar left.
how dare you. salt and vinegar is a great flavour
Oof i hate salt and vinegar chips
R.I.P my friend
@@swag12344 salt and vinegar two items free to buy in communist Poland
No it’s the pink ones that are the worst
Oi *mate*
U got a lisense fur dat *m8?*
Get back to Australia you plonker
OOOOOPAAAA
Is it me or is this guy on a lot of video's comment sections?
@@doughnutsandcoffee8622 Oi! you got a permit for that loicense?!
Argos is where us Brits perform our kettle-boiling ritual. We turn the kettle on, dunk our old homeworks from secondary school in the boiling water and serve it with tea and Jaffa Cakes. #YimYum
You forgot the mild self loathing
but is it maths homework?
"I am the Kim Kardashian of South-West London" - George Soot, 2018
I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THE SIMPSONS AND HOLLYOAKS ONE
Jack: "its been about 3 weeks"
*Call explodes into laughter*
is bean bout free weeks
What British people think America is like: “hey did you here about the shooting?”
“Again?! That’s the 3rd one this week!”
What it’s actually like: “Hey did you hear about the shooting?”
“Again?! That’s the third one this week!”
Last year we had more shootings than days, fucking wack
23 thousand people shot themselves last year
@@ethan7392 incorrect, that number is based off a reddit post. Over half of the cases has no casualties. A kid accidentally shot another kid with an air rifle, counted. A man shot himself in an abandoned school car park, counted.
@@stonedape2406I shot myself with a water pistol, counted. I gave my friend the finger guns, counted.
@Scp 173 my dudes
4:12 Lmaoooo you know it was bad when even Soothouse censors what you said and the entire group collectively dies of laughter after you say it.
And you know exactly what he said too😂
The boyz: doing impressions
Me: is confused in american
Same
Basically we have a lot of accents and most of them are stupid
Me just bein an American sitting here like "haha I don't get it".
Y'all should roast America some more, we love attention.
and then we feel indescribable sadness for our lack of gun laws.
@@user-qq4tj8gm8b hehe, look at them! they've got gun crime!
Im dutch so i don't even get american jokes you guys are lucky
Yes especially being roasted
WE LOVE ATTENTION
I ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE THE TOOTHLESS CAB DRIVER AND I FEEL PERSONALLY TARGETED, ATTACKED AND deeply hurt :( #rudehouse
#deportrudehouse
Dude the little whistle at 1:47 is making me lose it