I got an ad for some anime game about halfway through and just didnt question it before i realized it was an ad. Just like "ah yeah just some classic soothouse tomfoolery here good one with the random animes."
The worst thing about wanting a zombie apocalypse is that a lot of people think they would be these epic survivors, when they have never have imagined how horrible it would be to have to use a blunt weapon to smash in the head of a loved one.
Also, they only wanna mow down zombies, but they forget that it's not just that, so many people would be dead, everything would be broken, never again would they have a normal life and relax, is that really worth some moments of "satisfying" zombie killing?
@@striderboy1000 The taste of blood tastes like pennies and is fuckin disgusting 💀 there's no way you're telling the truth you're just trying to sound edgy
I think the most unrealistic thing about these zombie apocalypse scenarios are that none of them consider the fact that with no workers, nuclear powerplants would overheat, and massive forest fires would consume humungous portions forest and residents since the infrastructure of any services would colapse and certainly there would be plently of fires going on during the chaos that would grow out of control. Also the idea that the dead would literally dig out of their graves is crazy not only because it's virtually impossible for even healthy living people to do (let alone a rotting corpse,) but it also implies that everyone was infected with this virus and it was set on a timer (lmao) or that the virus was somehow able to transfer through the soil into the casket. okay maybe rain water contaminated by the virus seeped through, but how could a virus infect someone who's already dead? Thats not how viruses work. But uhh giving a lengthy explanation as to why a zombie apocalypse is dumb is almost as embarrassing as giving a lengthy explanation as to why it's cool, so if I'm going to lame anyway lemme just say... yeah it's kinda cool.
Wait, why would nuclear power plants overheat? If that even started to happen, wouldn't the reactor just automatically scram the control rods? I can't imagine anyone designing a plant that melts down without the constant attention of workers. That would seem like a pretty spectacularly stupid reactor design, if that really exists.
I personally never viewed it as the whole "zombies will come out of the ground!" Cause yeah. That's dumb. I personally think it a " zombie apoc" would happen? Most likely a virus thing/sickness that makes people crazy, or a fucking crazy fecker scientist type that wants the apoc too happen and makes a shot or something to infect people. *shrug* More realistic though than the whole coming out of the ground thing, also it wouldn't last long with corpses. Cause like, what ENERGY do they have to keep em up and moving? If they're the dead type that is. So. Regular people just going crazy seems more likely.
@@justforfungamergirl7402 the most terrifying zombie apocalypse would be "The Crossed". If you look it up you'll see a lot of gore and violence just to 100% warn you. Shit is fucked up.
strawberry mango had no idea coffee reduces hangover..always been told at least a pint of water. Much rather a nice cuppa coffee when drunk than water!
I saw a question on there asking "Can I eat hamburgers in the bathtub?" or something similar. The answers were funny too. I was doing my best not to laugh, as I was in public.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Stake Marine Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Vampiria, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in stake warfare and I'm the top stake holder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
"Oh without a doubt, world is ending in 2012, what, have you been living under a rock? Or maybe 2013, 2015 at the absolute latest, we're all DOOMED." _Meanwhile, in 2020_
My guy would rather try to retrieve arrows from hypothetical rabid dead people than figure out how to make his own bullets during an apocalypse. He’s not gonna learn to smelt during an apocalypse? K
Maybe I'm just not on the right train of thought, or maybe it's a reference I'm unfamiliar with, but I don't know what those are puns of. I kind of see how they could be plays on words, but what are they plays on words _of?_
+E-H-Music Nope, still doesn't sound like a play on words in context. Like, a stakeholder in what? The fangs industry? It just doesn't figure without some backing context, like it being a reference or play off of some distinct turn of phrase. "you have some *_neck_* asking that question" is actually a complete joke because it makes sense as a pun in context. If you remove the pun from "stake holder" and just read it as "stakeholder", it's a complete non-sequitur, so it's not a true play on words... unless there's some other shared exterior context between the statements.
@@Cheerybelle wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. it is pretty forced, as is the fangs thing, but i was convinced they were missing the attempted puns and ended up triggered.gif
I haven't seen this video in 3 years (an estimate according to the comment I made 3 years ago) I don't remember ever watching it so I'm glad I found this in spooky season.
4:06 According to my calendar, the Z-Pocalypse is scheduled on the 1st of November, if you have kids it'll be a half day for school. I'd recommend the lawn defense to be some eggplants, pea-pods, sunflowers, walnuts, and other types of fruit, plants, or vegetation.
I want OG dumb internet people VS current dumb internet people. It would be literary fireworks, the visual and sound from the works like fireworks striking the side of a metal shed under a falling sun.
For the zombie thread in this video. I bet 9 out of 10 of these guys would die when they try making something with rusty nails and get tetanus or an infection.
How to become a vampire 1) Be a natural redhead. 2) Die. 3) according to folklore, you should become a vampire. 4) If you don't, you're a noob at being a redhead.
The face when you're binging Soothouse videos cos it's your birthday in an hour and a half and they upload! 💕 Edit ~ Thank y'all for the birthday wishes! You guys are great
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The spookiest thing ever is, that SootHouse is just one person that changes his voice constantly.
Best head canon
soothouse isnt a person
Holy shit, I thought it was.
@@qwertysoap1002 Its not. It's Wilbur Soot and his friends.
@@Corbni so, your telling me, thats it more than one person?
George, if you're in an abusive relationship cough twice
George: *cough* *cough* *UwU*
Ok sandpit turtle
You ok man my dad found you in a trash can about 10 years back
Oh my god my brothers cousin found you in their toilet 😳 🤔
Oh Sandpit Turtle, I love scooping out your sandy inside and yeeting them into buckets
Yo who else dressed as alone this Halloween
Your voice is annoying and your way of speaking is arrogant and smarmy
I was very alone
I’m always dressed as alone
ME!
I dressed as alone with the accessory that really pulled the outfit together, no friends.
*How to be like soothouse*
1. Theyve
*Source(s)*
Personal experience
Dave?
Be careful what you wish for.
I got my penis out in public the other day and got arrested.
Mothe
anmshfs **** u kjserrfwbknrnigjh
10/10 ING rating
I got an ad for some anime game about halfway through and just didnt question it before i realized it was an ad. Just like "ah yeah just some classic soothouse tomfoolery here good one with the random animes."
Proof of 10/10 editing
Pfp goes well with the comment
@@pissapocalypse Inuyasha is great, cultured individual here
Charlie and George’s dirty talk is the spookiest thing I’ve seen this spooktober
I was scared for my life
You mean the best thing
@@SixtySecondYoga CHEORGE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fujoshi here hi (' v `)/
want to sleep tonight?
no?
well here imgur.com/a/rXuOSnY
epsiløn true art
I was born in Carlisle,
*but I was made in the campfire*
Looking for a comment like this.
_Am i gregnant with a skeleton?_
could i be.. PREGANANANT?!?!?!?
Sorry I think i'm pomegranate??? help :)
Pregant
It's actually pragent
help pls
Q: How do I prepare for the zombie apocalypse
A: Get a Army of Plants and watch them fight
😂😂😂
ok
I miss PopCap.
That's the most intelligent answer I've seen on the subject.
Nuclear power plants.
Why is your new intro logo the imperial Japanese flag
They are weebs
Lucky Luis b a n z a i
beep beep anime
*Bazinga*
Space Battleship HMS Vanguard
You: I know a man who can turn you into a campfire through plastic surgery.
Me: I can finally be hot!
10/10
You kinda need to do it yourself, though.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BADUM BING
ba dum tss
The spookiest thing is that people actually use Yahoo.
Exactly like Bing and Ask Jeeves isn't a thing
+1
Yahoo mail
@@doug138fkazi2n9 yea Bing mail and Jeeves mail
well, all of these posts are like 8-10 years ago
*why is your new soothouse intro japanese ww2 propaganda*
Because anime isn't in the Geneva conventions
Perilous Loki 2 nukes wasn’t enough....
Justin Dustbin
I knew I wasn't the only one that saw that.
B A N Z A I
It’s the British Banzai
**How to die**
1. Commit die.
**Sources**
*Personal Experiences*
Your Profile picture confirms this very reliable information thank you
I go do toaster bath 🛁
But I am already the big gay :00
Wait a minute . . .
Thx lol
Ah yes, crossbows. Notorious for never running out of ammo.
If you ever get low on ammo, you can just use the wood from the crossbow to make yourself some fresh arrows -> the crossbow has infinite ammo.
@@ourladydiscorderisesoteric8582 what happens when you run out of crossbow wood
@@oceanman7176 Well then you still have your bones.
what if you run out of bones
@@oceanman7176 If you miss more than 150 times the problem isn't the crossbow, it's you.
*how to avoid being captured by Candle Jack:*
1. Don't ever say his name.
2. Avoi
Your comment deserves more thumbs up. Candle Jack is
Huh, who even IS Candle Jack I've neve
Funny joke and all but who even is Cand
Goddamit guys who even is Candl
avoiding SCP-2521 is easy all you need t
dang nabbit these almonds are causing my children to become vampires
idk man i tried it myself and it didnt wor
@@tasltsrif2165 did it wor
I don’t think it wor
WRYYYYY
IT WOR ME 👻👻👻👻👹👹👹👹👹👻🍌
And then he turned himself into a campfire, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
we need a video of Charlie harassing George get on it boys
The worst thing about wanting a zombie apocalypse is that a lot of people think they would be these epic survivors, when they have never have imagined how horrible it would be to have to use a blunt weapon to smash in the head of a loved one.
Gotta go through hardships to be an epic survivor
Anime backstories style
Yeah, it would honestly be fucking awful. Gonna end up winning mental illness bingo after that.
Also, they only wanna mow down zombies, but they forget that it's not just that, so many people would be dead, everything would be broken, never again would they have a normal life and relax, is that really worth some moments of "satisfying" zombie killing?
@@starlite5154 as long as I can make taco pie n drink Missouri River water Hell yea
Spookhouse
I was gonna say that ☹
SpookTV
If you experience shribbling, talk to your doctor about Viabra.
Without a doubt, the world is ending in 2012
Blair Thoennes bit late their bud
o shit
2015 at the latest
Good
I feel like the world did end in 2012 and I've just been in purgatory for 6-7 years.
3:10
Me: hates going outside, is pale because of that, and has to have blood in my body to survive.
Also me: *nervous sweating*
All of 4chan be vampires huh
@@j-69 Makes sense.
I like the taste of blood, and when I was a bit younger my friends nicknamed me "vampire". I hated the nickname
@@striderboy1000 The taste of blood tastes like pennies and is fuckin disgusting 💀 there's no way you're telling the truth you're just trying to sound edgy
I think the most unrealistic thing about these zombie apocalypse scenarios are that none of them consider the fact that with no workers, nuclear powerplants would overheat, and massive forest fires would consume humungous portions forest and residents since the infrastructure of any services would colapse and certainly there would be plently of fires going on during the chaos that would grow out of control.
Also the idea that the dead would literally dig out of their graves is crazy not only because it's virtually impossible for even healthy living people to do (let alone a rotting corpse,) but it also implies that everyone was infected with this virus and it was set on a timer (lmao) or that the virus was somehow able to transfer through the soil into the casket. okay maybe rain water contaminated by the virus seeped through, but how could a virus infect someone who's already dead? Thats not how viruses work.
But uhh giving a lengthy explanation as to why a zombie apocalypse is dumb is almost as embarrassing as giving a lengthy explanation as to why it's cool, so if I'm going to lame anyway lemme just say... yeah it's kinda cool.
Wait, why would nuclear power plants overheat? If that even started to happen, wouldn't the reactor just automatically scram the control rods? I can't imagine anyone designing a plant that melts down without the constant attention of workers. That would seem like a pretty spectacularly stupid reactor design, if that really exists.
Xezlec Russia did.
Nuclear power plants have safety catches. The plant would shut off without harm
I personally never viewed it as the whole "zombies will come out of the ground!" Cause yeah. That's dumb. I personally think it a " zombie apoc" would happen? Most likely a virus thing/sickness that makes people crazy, or a fucking crazy fecker scientist type that wants the apoc too happen and makes a shot or something to infect people. *shrug* More realistic though than the whole coming out of the ground thing, also it wouldn't last long with corpses. Cause like, what ENERGY do they have to keep em up and moving? If they're the dead type that is. So. Regular people just going crazy seems more likely.
@@justforfungamergirl7402 the most terrifying zombie apocalypse would be "The Crossed". If you look it up you'll see a lot of gore and violence just to 100% warn you. Shit is fucked up.
S-H-I-T
I just realized 8 years ago was 2010
Ukulele Skye _O_ *_Key_* _Do_ *_Key_*
"relaxing" lol
Ukulele Skye I often relax 8 years ago
SushiRoll Speaks I too relax eight years ago. Quite serene actually.
No it wasnt it was last summer i refuse to believe this
Advantages of becoming a vampire:
1. You’re a vampire
But you're definitely not a vampire. Bleehhh
Can i answer this comment?
I despise undead in all forms,
also you can never eat Bugles again
or Chex Mix
or garlic bread
or most pizza
or really most delicious savory things
Smoked Kabob
2. You’ve
Wryyyyy
"It's the scariest month of October"
Yeah bro
What do do when the Zombie apocalypse happens:
1. Wait for the bodies to decompose
2. congrats you survived the apocalypse
Yahoo answers is the scariest thing ever.
*I lose faith in humanity every time.*
No, your browser history is.
@@luco663 That would be my research data and browser history~
Zombies? **READY, SET, PLANT!**
**Brainiac Maniac intensifies**
Yes
I like how Yahoo programmed comments to show they're from *1 DECADE ago*
Hey, you dropped this “]”
Thank you
Thank]
~(＾◇^)/
shit bro im ar a halloween party and im plastered but yall posted so im hereer!!! happy halloween lov u guys
Joey have some coffee or water before you fall asleep so you don't get a hangover
strawberry mango cool will do cause i have class tomrrw oops
@@joey-rt9kb Come on Joey, buddy you can't go doing this you won't learn your maths D:
respect
strawberry mango had no idea coffee reduces hangover..always been told at least a pint of water. Much rather a nice cuppa coffee when drunk than water!
How did Batman get born if his parents were murdered lol.
hmmmmm
*FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
uhm he gave born himself hello???
*HES BATMAN*
Maybe they weren't his real parents, but they adopted him?
I saw a question on there asking "Can I eat hamburgers in the bathtub?" or something similar. The answers were funny too. I was doing my best not to laugh, as I was in public.
Anonymous Llama Imma have to look that up. 😂
@@batterybroken Haha yeah, I tried to go back and find it yesterday but I couldn't
Anonymous Llama lol
the answer is yes but i can't say i did.
i only ate chips and donuts in the tub before.
The one thing yahoo can't answer:
Why was Bookworm Adventures Deleted?
Beef Stew
Was it?
Oh well, it was just a clone of Knack 3 anyway
waIT IT WAS I DIDNT KNOW THAT
Get out of here you guy
electronic arts
I just want a straight answer, is charlie gay?
'a straight answer'
Madeleine Dwyer you won’t get the truth if you ask for a straight answer
The rumour come out!
Does Charlie is gay?
You mean a gay answer
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Stake Marine Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Vampiria, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in stake warfare and I'm the top stake holder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
Have you got your stake loisence?
Solid Stake from Brittish Gear Solid
Too many spooks, it should be spookhouse
*PLEASE STOP*
That's raceist
Theyre not black tho
@@WiltedSnausage207 How is that racist?
@@Super-wx6br wooosh
The guy with the cat avatar saying he was a werewolf cracked me up so much. xD
Scariest part of Halloween is the next day is no nut november
Speak for yourself. November isn't my supervisor.
Think you got what it takes to survive?
DissassembledPen 666 yea because I’m asexual lol
Well I’m not sexually attracted to anyone. Or anything. Is that what asexual means?
@@andrewe.2464 pretty sure it is
6:43 good to know that the only thing stopping this guy from rape is it being illegal, and not it being fucked up
Don't forget the specification of "girls"
I dont think he's even talking about adults🤢
@@1WEareBUFO1Pretty sure the guy who wrote is was a stupid kid that believed in stupid shit like that being able to happen to them.
_royalty free thunder sound_
Can you burn a Luigi Board?
Your getting dangerously close to 1million sub
Bring every single collab you've had into one entire hour of soothouse goodness
dealer of deeTh GOD HAS JOINED THE SERVER
Quick everyone unsubscribe
Get RT Game back to do a double 1M Sub colab
@@PixyEm I second and third your proposal, my good sir!
@@PixyEm we need more brave men like you!
I think we need to appreciate the editing at 9:38 - that takes forever to edit like that
Wtf, most of these are from over a decade ago... How do you even find these things?
weirdly most yahoo answers threads are
"Oh without a doubt, world is ending in 2012, what, have you been living under a rock? Or maybe 2013, 2015 at the absolute latest, we're all DOOMED."
_Meanwhile, in 2020_
ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME
Indeed, blesed be the PANT
The holiest of sustenance
This is all I need for Halloween.
How to survive the zombie apocalypse: become an insane gardener
Only a single group of kids came to my door and I turned the light off while they were waiting outside.
Why did I genuinely laugh at this
7:16 mate, not all of us are expert bomb makers-
Some of us are in training.
I love how obnoxious Sorrow is. It’s like he gives everyone talking 1 minute before he MERS them
Those apocalypse ones aged real well
“Van Helsing after a major head injury” is one of my favorite sorrowtv characters
My guy would rather try to retrieve arrows from hypothetical rabid dead people than figure out how to make his own bullets during an apocalypse. He’s not gonna learn to smelt during an apocalypse? K
Beware I am a stakeholder
I am holding .5 of Microsoft u better not mess with me
"fangs aren't what they used to be/i am a stake holder"
THEY'RE PUNS YOU BRIT
Maybe I'm just not on the right train of thought, or maybe it's a reference I'm unfamiliar with, but I don't know what those are puns of.
I kind of see how they could be plays on words, but what are they plays on words _of?_
+E-H-Music
Nope, still doesn't sound like a play on words in context.
Like, a stakeholder in what? The fangs industry?
It just doesn't figure without some backing context, like it being a reference or play off of some distinct turn of phrase.
"you have some *_neck_* asking that question" is actually a complete joke because it makes sense as a pun in context.
If you remove the pun from "stake holder" and just read it as "stakeholder", it's a complete non-sequitur, so it's not a true play on words... unless there's some other shared exterior context between the statements.
@@Cheerybelle wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. it is pretty forced, as is the fangs thing, but i was convinced they were missing the attempted puns and ended up triggered.gif
Do you have your stake license?
It feels like I watched this for the first time all over again. Thank you, concussion. 💜
Steps to become a vampire:
1. Reject your humanity.
I completely forgot that everyone thought that the world would end in 2012
SorrowTV's vampire stand-up schtick nearly killed me with laughter🖤
You know the marble background. I can’t un-see a person sleeping on a bed/couch
get help
I haven't seen this video in 3 years (an estimate according to the comment I made 3 years ago) I don't remember ever watching it so I'm glad I found this in spooky season.
Your title is missing a bracket
Spooky huh
s p o o p
I'm guessing since Sesame Street stopped, life has been hard on the Count.
Nah, he’s probably got some sweet teaching job in the mathematics department at NYU.
One time I thought I was a vampire, turned out I was an umpire. Worst little league baseball game ever.
4:06 According to my calendar, the Z-Pocalypse is scheduled on the 1st of November, if you have kids it'll be a half day for school. I'd recommend the lawn defense to be some eggplants, pea-pods, sunflowers, walnuts, and other types of fruit, plants, or vegetation.
I want OG dumb internet people VS current dumb internet people.
It would be literary fireworks, the visual and sound from the works like fireworks striking the side of a metal shed under a falling sun.
The only thing that is spooking me is that it’s almost the end of Spooktober
*_I A M M O S T C E R T A I N L Y S P O O P E D_*
For the zombie thread in this video. I bet 9 out of 10 of these guys would die when they try making something with rusty nails and get tetanus or an infection.
9:52 had water in my mouth but currently have a stuffy nose so I couldn’t breathe and almost died
*Thanks for coming to my TED talk*
7:52 This is so stupidly written and the advice is debatable at best, but also weirdly inspiring and motivational on some level.
I don't know, other than that the debatability of praying for forgiveness I think the advice is sort of solid.
There’s no bracket after SorrowTV and it’s pissing me off.
Edit: Welp, they added one. I’ve been made a fool.
Wait i see one
SorrowTV is so smarmy i hate him
The spoopiest thing that happens in October .......
November
Person who says that he’s a werewolf
*has a cat as pfp*
UA-cam recommended this to me. Glad to spend my Halloween with soothouse ❤️
Why does it say [Feat. SorrowTV] ??? Isn't he a member of Soothouse by now?
@maoamstriipes I kinda hope not, he can be pretty cringe
@@thewunga3175 cringe is a verb
I think it’s cause SorrowTV isn’t in EVERY video they do so he isn’t technically part of the team yet
@@seanpawn4549 Maybe, but I remember a few members of the team not being there every episode either
@@seanpawn4549 rhianna isn't in every video but she's in soothouse
7:25 As an anarchist I'm hut that he thinks we somehow *all* know how to make bombs. We don't make bombs, we just want equality.
Was looking for this comment.
I'm so spooked my heart is beating at a moderate pace!
Anyone else feel like there wasn't any good build up to Halloween this year? It just kinda happened, ahaha.
I just got home from all my friends ditching me, so this video is making me smile. Thank you guys for making me smile whenever i'm upset.
How to become a vampire
1) Be a natural redhead.
2) Die.
3) according to folklore, you should become a vampire.
4) If you don't, you're a noob at being a redhead.
The face when you're binging Soothouse videos cos it's your birthday in an hour and a half and they upload! 💕
Edit ~ Thank y'all for the birthday wishes! You guys are great
@@tiniest.baby.froggy Thank you! 💕 x
Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday! Enjoy all that spooky candy c:
@@Max-mm6sb Thanks! :)
@@sacredyveltal4688 Thank you! The candy is why I love my birthday, haha! 💕
Every one of these answers was made by a conspiracy theorist on a really bad trip. Like, a *really* bad trip
*WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A VAMPIRE!?*
sorrows voice made it 10000x better
I pray I will have a friendship circle as funny and close as TheSootHouse and Impractical jokers when I am older 🗿❗️
SootHouse and Impractical Jokers collab when? 😈😈
5:20 ...did we just get a free cake recipe??
Therapist: Japanese flag Soothouse doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
Japanese flag Soothouse:
"the world will end in 2015, at the latest"
2015: world doesn't end
"oh shit we're gonna be oka-"
2020:
This is depressing
2021:
this put me in such a good mood thanks yall i needed this
always fun videos love going back every few years
I don't know why but Wilbur seems like he would blow up a nation.
_”It’s the SPOOKY month of October!”_
*watches in December*
"its the spooky month of october"
Posted: 1st of November
You tried.
Its posted on the 31st for me
3:29 says he's a werewolf
Picture of cat
I have a plan for zombie apocalypse survival based around my town. It’s probably pointless but fun to day dream about when bored.
I'm not the only one thank god
Yesss I’m glad someone else does this too
As long as you leave the girls alone this is a perfectly acceptable pass time. That one guy , however....
7:00 sweetie we know. We all watched Walking dead too. *coughs in Daryl's crossbow and Michonnes katana*
Ok
Why did you upload a silent video? I think you forgot to hit record.