I was just about to comment this, but I wanted to make sure someone hadn't already pointed it out. xD And yes, 4001 BC is before 4000 BC because in BC, going backwards is like being in the negatives (to think about it conceptually).
8:14 Actually, the op is right. When you’re talking about BC, you go backwards. The past of 4000 years before Christ, is 4001 years before Christ. 3999 is actually the future to 4000
@@librask3009 Damian thought the comments were right, not the OP. Listen again. He isn't reading the comments, he's saying "actually it'd be 3999 bc, two people flaming you for this. Get bent."
My namien is Damien and I’m a homosapien. Hotter than the fire that burnt down the Notre dame-ien. All the haters out there? Naw, they be lame-ien. And when something’s relatable I’ll always say “same”-ien.
For the charlie chaplin bit- he was known for being a crazy perfectionist. The girl character is blind and he wanted it to be conveyed perfectly. But Virginia even stated that they hated each other. He thought she was an amateur and even tried to replace her part. Not sure what he didn’t like about her because she did a wonderful performance! If anyone is curious the film is called “City Lights”
3:37 “Alright honey I’m going to the store, ya need anything?” Wife: “yeah, maybe some wood. Be careful ‘bout the ramp on the street over there” *a few moments later*:
"How to pronounce the longest name in Canada" You're gonna feel the wrath of some very angry red dragons, who will come and say "my lovely" to you a lot.
I was about to comment this but checked to make sure someone else didn't do it first. 4001 BC came before 4000 BC. (4001 BC is 6001 years before 2000 AD 4000 BC is 6000 years before 2000 AD)
8:20 You got it backwards. The joke is that before 4000 b.c. they didn't have roads. 4001 b.c. is before that so both of the people who put 3999 b.c. are wrong and that was the facepalm
@@caterpillow I sure hope so. But as some posts have replies calling out the facepalm, we can't be sure who the submitter agreed on. The benefit of this is that the submitter can post it regardless, and it'll still make it in.
3:17 Leader of the Ring of Lust: "Did you do it?" Trained Demon Assassins: "We got VERY close!" That woman's guardian angel: "YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED AS LONG AS I'M AROUND!"
Deon Denis he means like the location of it and not the... yeah Cuz like Canadian and welsh are like the cultures And then you have the locations like Canada and wales They match up, he right, you wrong. Micro brain. *epic reddit moment activated*
3:56 Actually You’re wrong The problem here is it’s facing the wrong way. Arnold’s bazooka should be on the other side. The joke is the cameras look like a bazooka. You’re both wrong.
This is one of those moments when stupid people make you stupid because their logic-although backwards-makes sense for a second, the Kilometre one had me stumped for a minute as if my brain shut off completely to process it, I too agreed with the 3999'ers until it hit me a second later, I was really disappointed with myself.
If the joke is flying cars 3999 BC should be right because that would be the year after 4000 BC... if the joke is them driving in the dirt without roads 4001 BC is right.
8:20 actually 4001 is correct. When using BC (before Christ) the lower the number, the closer to present day. So if roads were invented in 4000 bc they didn't exist in 4001 bc and they already existed before 3999 11:42 he got that backwards. A kilometre is about 60% of a mile. Making kilometres shorter than miles
@@anthonyskata The more you run, the larger capacity and more used to physical exertion you'll get. Back when I first started working hard labor I could barely lift a single 80 lbs concrete bag... Now I carry two of those fuckers like they're accessories. For real though, you should quit smoking, it's beyond terrible for you.
Yeah and he kinda scare be bc if you bend down that little nose of his you can see his eyes aren’t separated, he has 1 1/2 of an eye and that’s somehow even weirder than having 2 or 1 not gonna judge tho. He also not lookin like a hedgehog more like an anorexic cat with 3 mohawks which is pretty cool but it creepy too tho.
I'd like to point out at 3:30/thumbnail that the roof around the car is sunken inwards and not outwards, meaning that the car not only somehow flew into that roof from above, but did so backwards
@@EmKay hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm also dogs sneeze when play-fighting to tell you they're not really fighting. It's their equivalent of laughing
@@6.thedollar415 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM so when my dog spends 2 minutes non stop sneezing when I play with him he's just having the doggo equivalent of laughing uncontrollably?
5:12 as a welsh person, you trying to pronounce this made me laugh lmao “Ll” in Welsh is pronounced as a making a static / hissing noise at the back of your throat- “W” can be pronounced as either the English W or English U “Y” can be pronounced as “EE” “ou” or “ih” “Ch” is also a static/ hissing noise, but mixed with the letter “K” So it’s kinda liikkee Hhan-fayre-pwkhh-gwin-gihll-gogery-khwayern-drobouhh-hhantous-ilyo-goh-goh-gohhk (hh in that pronunciation is the weird static hissing noise you make) people will usually just shorten it to Towns name of “Llanfairpwllgwyngiliogogogoch (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a train station) because it’s obviously much easier to pronounce If you’re interested, it translates to "St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the fierce whirlpool of St Tysilio of the red cave" It’s funny to see people who don’t speak Welsh try to pronounce it tho lmao Here’s a fun game for anyone of legal age- make your friends try to pronounce it correctly, and every time they make a mistake they have to take a shot of whiskey or any alcohol It’s fun to make my non-welsh friends do this Edit: but you trying to read this makes you sound drunk anyway lmao And I’m pretty sure Wales isn’t in Canada but sure
Me: Draws an HD drawing of an anime, gets sold for 50$ Person: Gets a bucket of blue paint and splashes it over a canvas and paints a white line in the middle, sold for
so yes maybe its simple looking but often times they get paid millions because its 1 of a kind and there was a particular level of skill involved in its production. It may look simple from the surface but often simple looking painting can be highly complex yet minimalistic in observance. Which is the point of minimalism.
@@Phil9874 millionaires pay an artist a few grand to make it and keep quiet then get people to appraise that art to be worth x amount then donate it to get a tax write off then postmodern witless nut jobs go on explaining why something that looks drawn by a 5-year-old is being sold for a grand perpetuating the issue of bad art being considered higher quality than it is.
@@chronic-joker well post modernism is a deconstruction of modernism and art in general so while it may look simple just like minimalism it may not actually be as simple as it appears. While I do agree often times art pieces are way over valued I don't agree that a 5 year old can just come up with them. My self being an artist and a painter I can tell you that it is an acquired skill to be able to manipulate the medium in which you create that a 5 year old would not understand or be capable of.
it's funny because i don't wear glasses but my GF does, so I guess I could say "Hey i'm breaking up with you because you wear glasses and thats *gay*" Who liked my comment? Thats weird
a person: "I don't want any man to wear glasses, I feel like that's a lil gay" me: *puts on sunglasses to hide my eyes so they can't find out I'm gay because they brought up the word "gay", and then I realize my mistake* Oh crap, they know I'm gay now
"I haven't played Persona but I know that's Joker!" It's... It-It's not though. That's just the Phantom Thieves symbol. Joker has no top hat. Also, I guess my idea to spray paint that around my town is dangerous, huh? XD
For other Americans, I find a good way to remember is one meter is about a yard, and a kilometer is 1000 meters, so a kilometer probably somewhere around 1000 yards (could most likely get some math to back me up but I’m lazy). And a mile is 1760 yards. So a kilometer is shorter than a mile.
Why don't you just use the metric system like the rest of us? To us it's like the force. It is all around us, and in every living thing Also, I just remember that one mile is like 1,6 kilometers
2:43 No one: Not a single person ever: Not a single organism in this galaxy: What everyone hears in the store: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (pause) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (long pause) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
r/wooooosh, is when a person doesn't understand a joke. That person made a joke, and even if it wasn't a joke, it still wouldn't be considered a r/wooooosh
7:22 Funny story: my Spanish teacher said that people in Mexico & South America count as Americans, and when I was doing a Quizlet by her, l encountered a word I didn’t know, estadounidense, and she said it meant... United Statesian.
0:14 BISH I'M A GIRL, HAVE FLAT FEET (meaning this happens *_A LOT),_* AM A KLUTZ WHO HAS PERFEXTED THE ART OF TRIPPING OVER THIN AIR, GET CUTS/SCRAPES/BLEED EASILY, HAVE TORN THE SKIN OFF OF MY TOES BY TRIPPING OVER A SCREW, AND HAVE FRACTURED MY ANKLES!
it really pisses me off when people are like “omg how did that painting sell for so much money it’s just a stripe of paint”. the plain reason isn’t because people like the art, it’s just because art is taxed differently so uber rich people can save money.
It feels like the painting is both undervalued and overpriced. It's value is probably greater than what we can see on screen, but it's being sold for what I see as an absurd price.
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12:55 i wouldnt make them bow i would make them dance
damien is a man of the arts
Yeah i also thought about that
@LSSJ Broly WELL SHIT, ID BE DAMNED
3:36 when you take the wrong turn in a gta5 race
EmKay at 6:45 you said the bush ran away
"longest name in Canada"
"shows map of Britain"
In the video they actually show the name, that part is just to compare to the Canadian towns name
@Teknoblazer YEA BOIIIIIIIS
I thought that was the point of the face palm.
Yeah, it’s in Wales
Teknoblazer that’s not Canadian, it’s welsh.....
“There is no apocalypse yet”
The timing of this was like its out of a movie
2021: write that down! Write that down!
@@pawskiepanzerfox8394 yea. Yea
"There is no apocalypse yet"
*_3 MONTHS LATER..._*
4001 bc is before 4000 bc, so either everyone there is stupid, or I am.
I was just about to comment this, but I wanted to make sure someone hadn't already pointed it out. xD
And yes, 4001 BC is before 4000 BC because in BC, going backwards is like being in the negatives (to think about it conceptually).
The facepalm attacks the 3999 manses.
Obsidian Otter lol exactly the same thing xD
I facepalmed when Damien agreed
Exactly! Thank you kind sir. big oofs
"wear the mask" i mean... they're not wrong currently
Fabienne J. Schenk b
They even got the date right.
Fabienne J. Schenk you are smart
They... THEY KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!
@@the_tactician9858 I guess you could say they saw it coming.
8:14
Actually, the op is right. When you’re talking about BC, you go backwards. The past of 4000 years before Christ, is 4001 years before Christ. 3999 is actually the future to 4000
yeah that's the point, the reply is the r/facepalm
r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
He's too dangerous to be kept alive!
@@librask3009 Damian thought the comments were right, not the OP. Listen again. He isn't reading the comments, he's saying "actually it'd be 3999 bc, two people flaming you for this. Get bent."
@@richardsantalone9380 r/wooooooosh to you
Im waiting for
“Damien the homosapien here”
I love that too much.
Now, don’t make me pull out the Rick roll video
@@DunkleCheese are you never gonna give that up
My namien is Damien and I’m a homosapien. Hotter than the fire that burnt down the Notre dame-ien. All the haters out there? Naw, they be lame-ien. And when something’s relatable I’ll always say “same”-ien.
my reaction: m.ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
5:11
This is how you say it
Lan-vire-pool-gwin-gill-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ul-land-us-il-io-go-go-gok
Aight first we memorize and then we attack the small-brains with this word
@@lynxz-studios Funny part is: This name is not the longest for a City name. The longest had 80+ letters.
@@dbmaster2097
Holy shit
@@lynxz-studios Should I type in the name or should I avoid doing so?
@@dbmaster2097
If you feel like it, go ahead
8:20 Damien: get bent
BC is "negative numbers AD is "postive"
So BC is -4000 while 4001= -4001 soooo 4001 BC is farther back in time *nerds away*
Konnie Gizzi yeah I commented that too. This is big Brian time.
Ok so I refuse to edit the fact that I spelled brain wrong.
@@jellybelly8672 XD we all have days like this
Check out my comment about it too
@@jellybelly8672 You definitely don't wanna mess with Big Brian
"Is it gay to see?"
-Guy from Twitter
"Yeah, cuz then you see other men"
-Damien 2019
but then how do you see the women?
I’m wearing glasses and now I gotta wear contacts
@@craftrdoinbetteranimations1372 this makes you bi
T-Bone Duck my eyes dont like contacts do i will never get a girl
I'm the straightest man alive, I ripped out my eyes so I can't see anything related to men
11:38 1 mile is 1.6 kilometers that means a mile is more...
I purposely searched for a coment stating just that.
That's the joke
Normally the first image is the face palm and the reply tells them they're dumb but here the original image is fine and the reply is the face palm
Antonio A_Ang r/wooooosh
@@connerdroddy4834 he was doing the exact opposite
For the charlie chaplin bit- he was known for being a crazy perfectionist. The girl character is blind and he wanted it to be conveyed perfectly. But Virginia even stated that they hated each other. He thought she was an amateur and even tried to replace her part.
Not sure what he didn’t like about her because she did a wonderful performance!
If anyone is curious the film is called “City Lights”
Gay stands for:
Good
At
Yoga
No. It means
Godly
At
*YO-YO*
Piccolo *me nervously sweating with my $60 yomega professional yo-yo
@@kevy_. *HEAVY BREATHING*
I SENSE
HOMOSEXUALITY
Good
At
*YIFF*
Gay stands for:
Good
And
Yippee
Son: there's a car on the roof!
Dad: don't worry, son, I'l get my ladder
jesuscepticeye aye cyinadyde and happness
*smacks the car with the ladder*
good old My Dad
Probably a hurricane to be honest lol.
Ri
Better question
*HOW IS THE CAR IN BACKWARDS?*
It could have flown from the other side.
Accidentally getting people high is also who in the heck tell them yeah just burn it
Ron from Harry Potter
Their not in Hill Valley anymore
probably not a tornado-
8:20 its 4001 BC man, when it comes to BC the bigger number is farther in the past.
Stuck out like a sore thumb to me
Yea it did.
That honestly bugged me more than anything else. I’m too used to stupid now I guess.
how are you not a history teacher? 😮
Yeah, I think the facepalm was supposed to be the two people incorrectly correcting it.
3:37 “Alright honey I’m going to the store, ya need anything?”
Wife: “yeah, maybe some wood. Be careful ‘bout the ramp on the street over there”
*a few moments later*:
They're going back to the future
I just imagined this, and now i will never see that picture the same way after reading this comment
They are dead by there own stupidity also HOW THE FUCK is your car in the fucking roof
"How to pronounce the longest name in Canada"
You're gonna feel the wrath of some very angry red dragons, who will come and say "my lovely" to you a lot.
1:03 red isnt a color.
Welsh sounds like summoning Cthulhu
@@caletot oh
well then
You feel your Canadian name crawling on your back
Yes, we welsh are keeping an eye on @EmKay
8:17 I can't tell if Emkay actually knows whos wrong in that situation...
I was about to comment this but checked to make sure someone else didn't do it first.
4001 BC came before 4000 BC. (4001 BC is 6001 years before 2000 AD 4000 BC is 6000 years before 2000 AD)
@@speedy01247 exactly! I just commented that!
I was just wondering that myself
Same
Bruh his name isn’t EmKay that’s the channel name
1:05 That was the best pronunciation of "rojo" i've ever heard from an english speaker (everyone in my school pronounces it ro-joe for some reason)
Yeah but is more like roho
Row Joe
I have heard them like rou joe or something Xd and its roho (pronunciation)
5:37 sounds like Damien just cursed me in an ancient forgotten language
8:20
You got it backwards. The joke is that before 4000 b.c. they didn't have roads. 4001 b.c. is before that so both of the people who put 3999 b.c. are wrong and that was the facepalm
I was tripping cause that’s wasn’t how time works😂
Yeah the higher the number in BC the further away it is
Wait.. 4001bc vas before 4000bc
I was so confused when i reaf this
Cause it’s Before Christ and 0 is when christ dies im pretty sure
Edit: its when he was born I knew it was something with jesus
@@skeppymuffins3412 it works like that because it's 4000 before christ
3:26 you know those glitches in video games that can send you flying through the air at a gazillion mph? That’s what happened to the simulation here.
“Give me your vibe license it’s revoked.” My new favorite sentence
The post about "people in 4001 bc" is actually correct cuz it's bc so 4001 would come before 4000
The facepalm was targeted at the replies
@@caterpillow I sure hope so. But as some posts have replies calling out the facepalm, we can't be sure who the submitter agreed on. The benefit of this is that the submitter can post it regardless, and it'll still make it in.
Some might think u dumb. Let them... We know who's actually the dumb one.
well bc means backwards calendar, am i right?
Big brain
Me: *Messes up the job so I go home early*
Everyone else in the Surgical Clinic:
O_O
Oh...
r/cursedcomments
*o H n O*
69th like 😎✌️
Damien you absolutely nailed the "j" in rojo but you need a thicker r at the start ;)
2:54 they did print more money in the Great Depression but it just decreased the value of money
Yea, that's... kinda what made the Great Depression as bad as it was, actually.
Me: "What's the Wi-Fi password?"
My friend: "It's on the back of the router"
The back of the router: 5:11
ua-cam.com/video/B_N8RAJarrY/v-deo.html
Stolen joke alert!
I saw that vid along time ago lol he nailed it
I saw this joke on the original, boy.
You can't pull your tricks on me.
I am inevitable.
The Original was 2 Days ago.
EmKay I thought that you could have rickrolled us.
3:17
Leader of the Ring of Lust: "Did you do it?"
Trained Demon Assassins: "We got VERY close!"
That woman's guardian angel: "YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED AS LONG AS I'M AROUND!"
"8 Minutes ago"
4,000 Views, Now those are fans.
Or YT is high again
They blow
they are the TRUE emlets 😤😤😤😤
@@EmKay lol here you go!
ua-cam.com/video/cPJUBQd-PNM/v-deo.html
08:19 Huge facepalm indeed but for those 2 guys who dont know how time works
The "why cant they print money" question is suprisingly common amongst teens.
I’ve known this since I was 12, thanks, Oversimplified
It actually just lowers the value of its currency
@@jotarokujo4787 yeah, we know.
@Ragne Seilenthal I’ve known it since I was like, 8.
Basic economics should be taken seriously in primary level education
longest name in canada-
me: wait a minute......Thats wales XD
I got triggered so much as I’m from a town near LlanFairP.G....😑
@Deon Denis oh my I think some one should put this on r/facepalm
Deon Denis he means like the location of it and not the... yeah
Cuz like Canadian and welsh are like the cultures
And then you have the locations like Canada and wales
They match up, he right, you wrong. Micro brain. *epic reddit moment activated*
@Deon Denis yes and no, the place is wales but the language is welsh :)
I live their and I when my teacher asked me where do I live I froze
damien: *wheeze*
depression: *Gone. Reduced to Atoms*
bye bye bad vibes!
3:56
Actually
You’re wrong
The problem here is it’s facing the wrong way. Arnold’s bazooka should be on the other side. The joke is the cameras look like a bazooka. You’re both wrong.
Thank you. That was so frustrating. Like Damien I love you but holy SHIT
"There is no apocalypse." Has this guy ever read a bible?
@katr1440 katr1440 #biblegang
I don’t know what this Bible is that you speak of but it sounds bad
katr1440 katr1440 what is this Bible you speak of. It sounds scary
katr1440 katr1440 lmao I am
What does a fairy tail designed to make adults not kill eachother so they could pay kings taxes have to do with the apocalypse not existing?
[8:21] You know, the creator of the meme got it right while the two dudes in the comments got it wrong. And Damien also fell for it, wow.
Was literally looking to see if i was the only intelligent one who realized that
Paused the video 'cuz I got mad
Thomas Withaar same
This is one of those moments when stupid people make you stupid because their logic-although backwards-makes sense for a second, the Kilometre one had me stumped for a minute as if my brain shut off completely to process it, I too agreed with the 3999'ers until it hit me a second later, I was really disappointed with myself.
If the joke is flying cars 3999 BC should be right because that would be the year after 4000 BC... if the joke is them driving in the dirt without roads 4001 BC is right.
Me: tastes the batch to make sure it's good
Everyone else at the bleach factory:
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O
@_@
8:21
Someone explain this to me bc I’m pretty sure 4001 BC is older than 4000 BC
Am I missing something cuz I feel dumb
Ace_Potato you are correct
You are correct, it isnt 3999 bcs in BC we count towards 0
I was thinking the same thing, either the replies are the facepalm or the person who posted it understood it wrong
yea
So BC stands for before Crist and counts down to 0 AD means anno demini which counts after that also what we are in rn thats what i got from Google
8:20 actually 4001 is correct. When using BC (before Christ) the lower the number, the closer to present day. So if roads were invented in 4000 bc they didn't exist in 4001 bc and they already existed before 3999
11:42 he got that backwards. A kilometre is about 60% of a mile. Making kilometres shorter than miles
Yeah I know, I was waiting for someone to realize this, congrats you know dates and other stuff!
1 mile=1.6 km
That's the joke :)
me: actually trying to exercise
my asthma demon: haha n o
Doctor: you should workout to help quit smoking
Me who gets winded from 10 seconds of running: .....
@@anthonyskata The more you run, the larger capacity and more used to physical exertion you'll get. Back when I first started working hard labor I could barely lift a single 80 lbs concrete bag... Now I carry two of those fuckers like they're accessories.
For real though, you should quit smoking, it's beyond terrible for you.
mxlanie try using an inhaler lol
"The main problem is that they got it from wish"
I got a wish ad 1 right after he said that
we talkin targeted advertising baby
Press x to doubt
DragonKiller2021 x
@@EmKay lol
"longest name in Canada"
My UA-cam titling friend that is Wales
hi sonic
you scare me sometimes but ill consider that an accomplishment so good for you
@@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 WADJGDWVHWAGJDAW "hi sonic"
what i met him on discord once back when i didn’t know how respectable internet conversations worked
@@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 fair enough
Yeah and he kinda scare be bc if you bend down that little nose of his you can see his eyes aren’t separated, he has 1 1/2 of an eye and that’s somehow even weirder than having 2 or 1 not gonna judge tho. He also not lookin like a hedgehog more like an anorexic cat with 3 mohawks which is pretty cool but it creepy too tho.
I'd like to point out at 3:30/thumbnail that the roof around the car is sunken inwards and not outwards, meaning that the car not only somehow flew into that roof from above, but did so backwards
I’m waiting for
“My name is Damien, you killed my father. Prepare to die.”
hmmmmmmmm
@@EmKay hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm also dogs sneeze when play-fighting to tell you they're not really fighting. It's their equivalent of laughing
@@6.thedollar415 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM so when my dog spends 2 minutes non stop sneezing when I play with him he's just having the doggo equivalent of laughing uncontrollably?
@@ellatelfer5919 yep
Inigo Montoya?
"Ah Forks! They're not but okay!"
why did that sound so cute-
Wtf
I'm a Muslim and we celebrate YOJ, alright.
Lol
As a Muslim I can confirm.
@@nooralamgir3703
Assalamualaikum. CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE *YOJ* ! HOW ABOUT YOU? HAPPY *YOJ* !!!
lmao
Yeah *YOJ* is the best holiday season.
@@kitanakahn101 walaikumussalam!Yea yoj is the best holiday!!I can't wait!!!!
HAPPY YOJ
0:15 the whole point is that only girls get period pains but both girls and boys can twist their ankles.
8:14 no hes right it is 4001 BC
The facepalm is the people replying
I can here hoping I wasn't the only one
Same here.
exavtly we are in the year 2019 after Christ (in most calenders) thats why 2020 is the next year but every year bc counts up to 0
@@bastik.3011 because roman empire. also, there is NO year "0"
@@NewPaulActs17 In truth the decade actually ends in 2020 and begins in 2021 due to there being no year 0. Just a little dumb trivia.
5:12 as a welsh person, you trying to pronounce this made me laugh lmao
“Ll” in Welsh is pronounced as a making a static / hissing noise at the back of your throat-
“W” can be pronounced as either the English W or English U
“Y” can be pronounced as “EE” “ou” or “ih”
“Ch” is also a static/ hissing noise, but mixed with the letter “K”
So it’s kinda liikkee
Hhan-fayre-pwkhh-gwin-gihll-gogery-khwayern-drobouhh-hhantous-ilyo-goh-goh-gohhk
(hh in that pronunciation is the weird static hissing noise you make)
people will usually just shorten it to Towns name of “Llanfairpwllgwyngiliogogogoch (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a train station) because it’s obviously much easier to pronounce
If you’re interested, it translates to "St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the fierce whirlpool of St Tysilio of the red cave"
It’s funny to see people who don’t speak Welsh try to pronounce it tho lmao
Here’s a fun game for anyone of legal age- make your friends try to pronounce it correctly, and every time they make a mistake they have to take a shot of whiskey or any alcohol
It’s fun to make my non-welsh friends do this
Edit: but you trying to read this makes you sound drunk anyway lmao
And I’m pretty sure Wales isn’t in Canada but sure
It's cool that u wrote all of that
Or llanfair pg
ok
Yeah, having your foreign friends try to pronounce words in your language is fun for a while. Mostly for me, but hey.
Zeniitha Long comment = Nerd
03:23 Did you notice it's also with the front end outside?
Meaning that it either came from the inside, or it plunged in backwards.
Or it went right through the back and through by a ramp
Or it was thrown by a tornado...
4:52 Guy: There is no apocalypse 😂😂😂😂
*4 months later*
Same guy: I shouldn't have said that.
This comment would be funnier if an apocalypse actually happened right now xD
Soooo what do they look like when they alined
Me: Draws an HD drawing of an anime, gets sold for 50$
Person: Gets a bucket of blue paint and splashes it over a canvas and paints a white line in the middle, sold for
@Cosmic C-Stellar you uncultured swine
so yes maybe its simple looking but often times they get paid millions because its 1 of a kind and there was a particular level of skill involved in its production. It may look simple from the surface but often simple looking painting can be highly complex yet minimalistic in observance. Which is the point of minimalism.
@@Phil9874 millionaires pay an artist a few grand to make it and keep quiet then get people to appraise that art to be worth x amount then donate it to get a tax write off then postmodern witless nut jobs go on explaining why something that looks drawn by a 5-year-old is being sold for a grand perpetuating the issue of bad art being considered higher quality than it is.
MD Hossain can’t you detect sarcasm through text
@@chronic-joker well post modernism is a deconstruction of modernism and art in general so while it may look simple just like minimalism it may not actually be as simple as it appears. While I do agree often times art pieces are way over valued I don't agree that a 5 year old can just come up with them. My self being an artist and a painter I can tell you that it is an acquired skill to be able to manipulate the medium in which you create that a 5 year old would not understand or be capable of.
"I don't want my man to wear glasses, I feel like that's a lil gay"
Me: *Nervous sweating*
it's funny because i don't wear glasses but my GF does, so I guess I could say "Hey i'm breaking up with you because you wear glasses and thats *gay*"
Who liked my comment? Thats weird
Me:wearing glasses
a person: "I don't want any man to wear glasses, I feel like that's a lil gay"
me: *puts on sunglasses to hide my eyes so they can't find out I'm gay because they brought up the word "gay", and then I realize my mistake* Oh crap, they know I'm gay now
@@craftrdoinbetteranimations1372 oh wow
CraftrDoinBetter Animations As a gay, I get that
The persona news thing was found as a fake, it was just an edit.
Oh good I was about to lose my faith in humanity
Yeah I'm just the most stupid person in the world
How to build wither farm
"I haven't played Persona but I know that's Joker!"
It's... It-It's not though. That's just the Phantom Thieves symbol. Joker has no top hat.
Also, I guess my idea to spray paint that around my town is dangerous, huh? XD
5:08 As a Welsh person every second in this part hurt me
hello fellow Welsh boi
Me to bois and my soul feels broken
I’m not even Welsh and I died a little
Idk what to do, my face doesn't have a palm and my palm doesn't have a face
*Confused screaming*
bonk
Oh good lord no. A mile is longer than a kilometer. A good way to remember this is that 3 miles is right around 5 kilometers.
MinnesotaExpat I was wondering when someone was going to say this
Yeah I was confused when I saw 11:38
For other Americans, I find a good way to remember is one meter is about a yard, and a kilometer is 1000 meters, so a kilometer probably somewhere around 1000 yards (could most likely get some math to back me up but I’m lazy). And a mile is 1760 yards. So a kilometer is shorter than a mile.
Why don't you just use the metric system like the rest of us?
To us it's like the force. It is all around us, and in every living thing
Also, I just remember that one mile is like 1,6 kilometers
Thank you.
7:31 Russian space agency is called Roscosmos, which is already an abbreviation.
Damien: I know that's Joker. And I'm not talking about Arther Fleck
Me: [COMEDY]
5:08 this name is like some kid trying to use a combo in some fighting game with a keyboard but has the memory span of a gold fish
Fun fact: The welsh town name is the directions to the town.
Yes it was
welsh insider joke for the english, until it got printed on a map and they got stuck with it
From where tho
@@fruitymcfruitcake9674 from another town a little closer to england
Over the hill and something
“Hungarian fanatic pastor says: Doing yoga is a way to summon demons.”
Looks like someone couldn’t do a tree pose.
I honestly wish we could summon them.
Satan and I need to have some serious talk.
5:54
Tweet: "so i work at my *school's* merch store"
Damien: *son's*
Me: Nothings wrong here
How didn't i notice that
2:43
No one:
Not a single person ever:
Not a single organism in this galaxy:
What everyone hears in the store: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (pause) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (long pause) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tweet: So I work at my schools merch store
Damien: So I work at my sons merch store-
"If it doesn’t feel right for the director, it doesn’t feel right."
Star Wars sequel trilogy that didn’t feel right anyway: *just act normal…*
5:21 it’s not in canada, it’s in wales
This is how you pronounce it:
Clan-vire-porth-gah-wing-geth-go-garoth-clanta-silly-yo-go-go-goch
5:28 dude had a seizure on the keyboard naming that town
Or the naming was done as some kind of a publicity stunt.
Sorry to ruin your joke.
Fun fact. It was named in the 19 centurey literally to be a tourist attraction. The name is Gaelic for various landmarks in the town.
How long it took him to realise it wasn't Canada and it was actually wales actually shocks me
3:22 Marty i think the delorian is on the frits again.
3:32 i showed my mom this she explained it to me:
*_They finally found that parking spot they we're looking for._*
When Damien pronounced that town name my bed started to float
Man: *tells about a once in a lifetime experience that happened to him*
Girl: *Lol same thing happened to me*
8:57 it realy happend
imagine i want to talk to lucifer instead of starting to draw a pentagram i start doing yoga
5:34
I had a geography teacher that could spell and pronounce that town name without searching it, it was pretty impressive!
4:38 literally everything you consume gives you energy
11:08 people just post things like "do you know what the orange cat is called from Garfield?" So this would be considered a r/woooosh
r/wooooosh, is when a person doesn't understand a joke. That person made a joke, and even if it wasn't a joke, it still wouldn't be considered a r/wooooosh
@@BHGull it's on r/facepalm, basically a subreddit that post images of idiots, and that's saying that that person who made the joke is stupid
Friend : hey dude where do you live?
Guy : oh from a town
Friend : what town?
Guy : *smashes head onto the keyboard*
5:41,
1, butchered the name
2, none of us welsh can say it either
apparently Tom Holland is quite good at pronouncing it.
@@Ramseas119 then he is the chosen one
3:26 ROLAND BULLIS WESLEY HOW DARE YOU DRIVE THAT CAR
Did you purposely butcher the name?
"How to pronounce the longest name in canada", in Wales
🤨
That's because the video shows that moment before showing the one in Canada
ITS THE WAY HE TALKS IN THIS VID I ALREADY LOVE THIS NARRATOR😂😂😭💙
“I’ve been in 7 car accidents this year-“
*sees next picture*
Was this one of them?
1:36
'There are no accidents'
- master oogway
You're one
And this that i edited this commant means that i did an accident in it
@@pandarou_pd nice.
Your pronunciation of “rojo” was really good
10:10 it’s actually an exotic fruit which is really known as name. Seriously
Do you skip through videos like the heck it came out a minute ago
I have no idea on what to Name myself on UA-cam I watch at like 4x speed. No I don’t drink decaf and yes it’s only on certain platforms
bro its been 2 minutes
how did you get ten minute into the video?
@@nethascotx24 why do you watch at 4x speed not judging but why
Demons: doing yoga with Damien
Zach, in the background: Dang it Damien, It's EXORCIZE not EXCERCISE!!!
what if one day zach has said he's Damien and just- no one noticed ??
this would never happen because their voices are extremely dissimilar
If a giant blue paper with a single white line can gain 40+ million than Emkay could own the world with their entire channel
"The password is on the back of the router"
Back of the router: 5:11
U Play Brawl Stars
@@goldenforge ok boomer
@@goldenforge yeah
@@sphrcl. me too
@@sphrcl. i have legefeaty
(10:30) That person might be using the long scale, and having 7 billion people would be 1000× more than we got now, as we have 7 milliard people.
For some people, 7 billion equals 7000 million, Tbh I dont know which one is wrong anymore either
still waiting on "My namien is Damien, and your watching EmKay."
Go on damien lee
brandon _ we... yea we don’t say that here
brandon _ He has already done it on his 2nd channel
You’re*
@@vixiiz5138 ok thx I'll check it out
7:22
Funny story: my Spanish teacher said that people in Mexico & South America count as Americans, and when I was doing a Quizlet by her, l encountered a word I didn’t know, estadounidense, and she said it meant... United Statesian.
As soon as he said “wish”, I got an ad or wish
oh you lucky i got Raid Shadow Legends ad
"Why don't they print out more money if they don't have any? "
Mr crab already did that
*What about the trees*
isn't money made from paper?
0:47
Those news reporters are uncultured almost everyone knows what persona 5 is. (The game joker from smash is from)
Imagine they see this as Morgana's voice echoes throughout the city what do the citizens here
YoU lOoK TiReD tImE tO SlEeP
0:14
BISH I'M A GIRL, HAVE FLAT FEET (meaning this happens *_A LOT),_* AM A KLUTZ WHO HAS PERFEXTED THE ART OF TRIPPING OVER THIN AIR, GET CUTS/SCRAPES/BLEED EASILY, HAVE TORN THE SKIN OFF OF MY TOES BY TRIPPING OVER A SCREW, AND HAVE FRACTURED MY ANKLES!
it really pisses me off when people are like “omg how did that painting sell for so much money it’s just a stripe of paint”. the plain reason isn’t because people like the art, it’s just because art is taxed differently so uber rich people can save money.
It feels like the painting is both undervalued and overpriced. It's value is probably greater than what we can see on screen, but it's being sold for what I see as an absurd price.