He is trying to seem sane,but we all know,he has fallen from the regular,and has joined us within the dark, and after all, EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE IS INSANITY~
I was watching this with my girlfriend and as we were cuddling she fell asleep lmao. I'm glad she can fall asleep to the soothing voice of emkay because I know that I have.
*Sees Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel as a minecraft spider* Me: *heavy breathing* Damien: Is that the character from Hazbin Hotel? Me: *Even more heavy breathing*
0:31 George: "You're approaching?" J(o)J(o): "I can't drag your legacy even deeper into the mud without getting closer..." George: "Oh-ho-ho? Then come as close as you like!"
Your laugh is genuinely wholesome and makes me smile. I thought you should know that because I've spent the last few hours binging your videos and I can't stop.
I just have this scary story, it's nothing about the video but. On December 30th me and my family went to six flags in San Antonio, and most of the good rides had about 2 hour long lines. So me and my brother J decided to go on a drop tower called Scream. This girl and her father I guess ( they were black not to be rude about next part). They acted strange, and the fathers eyes were creepy, the pupils were huge and it was bright as day outside, it was about 2:00 or 3:00, so the Sun wasn't really going down that much. * unrelated* (we found 4 coins on top of a net thing above us, my brother and some other guy which was white was hitting the coins to launch them into the air) but his eyes was unsettling to me, his pupils were huge and only part of his color around his pupil was showing a little ring of it though. My brother and mother thought they were drunk or high. The girl seemed normal at the beginning, but really talkative, her eyes seemed normal, but her questions was creepy. Some of her questions was ' What are you doing on New Years Eve?' 'Do you live around here?' And other scary things. I told them I don't know what we are doing for New Years Eve and I Don't live around here( Which was a lie, I guess it was our home six flags so idk if that was smart) I needed to go to the bathroom, but I think it's because I am nervous. I said, but the girl said' oh then after this I'll check in the bathroom'. And she looked like she was in middle school or high school, she had a My Little Pony doll in her pocket! My mother after my brother and I got off, she grabbed my hand tightly and went to other rides. Even worse when I waved to my mother in line, they both gave her this mean look. 😡 😒 it was one of those emojis. I was scared and nervous to see them again. When we exited the park, it took for ever to leave the parking lot, I was almost a hour and a half until we left. When I was trying to sleep in the car I got scared of those people and couldn't sleep, I am still scared to go back there again.
@@Kardinaalilintu you'd be surprised how people do it. A lot of toxic people on Twitter somehow twisted the show to say that it was racist because a character with GREY skin was portrayed as short-tempered. Get isn't even a human skin colour.
@@Kardinaalilintu So there are these character cards that explain the characters past lives and when they died and his says he was born in a crime family Also his Wikia page says that he is skilled with guns and can speak fluent Italian So he is/was apart of the Italian Mafia based on those facts
Happy New YEAR!!🎊🎉 This decade will finally be over, this has been a weird and fun decade, the era of memes I like to call it. I sure will not forget this decade. You, who's watching memes instead of socializing, we gamers and memers are here, by your side. Bless you all and this decade to come.✊❤🎉🎊
Hello there! I'm from 2057 it's my 259th night and day hiding from Human Bot who hunt real humans down for earth rehabilitation...Goodluck to me. And i gotta go look for food
4:19 that is an anime called pop team epic, the weirdest anime where the two characters will have both male and female voice actors. Johnny young bosch once voiced the blonde girl
Damien: “That’s not funny.”
Also Damien: **laughing uncontrollably**
In self-defense
A knife protects
I bring my lunch
No one suspects
And when its time
To end a life
Deceptive fruit
Banana knife
The greatest comment I've seen in a while
anemtescu windows 7 is kil
Nah not gonna like this I cant
@@the_j690 no
Lol
8:52 when your custom character is in a cutscene.
@@holeofdarn how
@@holeofdarn yeah ik,
R/whoosh I guess
Grapple Granfletopps that’s not how the joke goes but I’ll let it slide, it’s almost 3:00AM
Grapple Granfletopps your joke just sucks.
Grapple Granfletopps in this society you don’t have to be involved to participate in an argument.
Damien : "I feel like my commentary is really dry when I do this subreddit"
Also Damien : "the roach had a gun"
*Dead whale on plane*
Damien: “That is beautiful”
Hay my name is Damien too
CHIoE748 I like your art work
Pixel she ain’t gonna fuck you
Hello
Sky whale
6:33
"Thats not funny its a serious problem!"
*immediately starts laughing like a madman*
He is trying to seem sane,but we all know,he has fallen from the regular,and has joined us within the dark, and after all,
EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE IS INSANITY~
6:35
Damien: Elmo no! That isnt funny!
Also damien: *insert diagram of exhaling*
im about to have a juice world
@@ultimatepenumbra bruh
O
@@princessibanez6993 W
O
**Elmo dead**
Damien: That's not funny *wheeze* That's a serious problem *wheeze*
Cat: help im dying from obesity
The internet: what a chonkster
*_W O W W H A T A C H O N K_*
Second
"please help my organs are failing human"
"uwu u so chonky!!"
Funny, that hotwheels computer is actually really rare.
Don't ask me how I know this...
"I'm a gamer, Mario jump high."
-Damien
📀📀📀📦📦📦📦✉️📦📦📦
🙋
Luigi jump high
@@mrvoiceless9970 er
Alastor: “and what can you do my feminine fellow”
His feminine fellow is very famous in r/arabfunny
What
I can cry and show my sensitive side
I can sus
@@user-ck2dc8mq5m go and type in hazbin hotel
me: depressed
damien: wheEzE
me: happiness noises
*HAPPY MAN*
I was watching this with my girlfriend and as we were cuddling she fell asleep lmao. I'm glad she can fall asleep to the soothing voice of emkay because I know that I have.
Ian Deaton this lowkey cute
Doubt
most wholesome comment on an emkay video ever
1:03 literally killed me. I was laughing for 5 minutes straight. I'm afraid to look at the image, in case I go off and start laughing again.
3:21
When an engineer catches an uncloaked and undisguised spy after he sapped his sentry for the 10th time
HEAVY! I do believe I am on fire
Nobody:
Damien: *ｓｔｉｃｋ ｏｆ ｂｒｅａｄ*
I can already hear the French REEEEE
@@bryanmartinez6600 REEEEEEE version française
B a g u e t t e
*Sees Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel as a minecraft spider*
Me: *heavy breathing*
Damien: Is that the character from Hazbin Hotel?
Me: *Even more heavy breathing*
Spider Angel Dust’s existence is the one thing that scares Alastor.
8:15
You're Pepsi man has evolved in to
Pepsi knight
the saltytoast1 all hail the...... P E P S I
K N I G H T
Pepsi night evolves in to the legendary
"PEPSI LORD"
you are pepsi man has evolved in to
pepsi night
i get it but the english im having a hard time
the saltytoast1 it’s knight you illiterate dna string from Hiroshima
*your
"Let's not get pewdipied."
*angry 19 year old noises*
Mac: Starting windows
damien: HAHAHAHAHA
I just wanna say, I love your pfp
Thanks. Very appreciated 👍
*Damn ur pfp is blursed-*
your pfp is beautiful ngl
Lol I have a Mac with windows
4:46 the excitement in your voice makes me so delighted.
“ **gasp** Four birds! They’re my best friends.”
2:04 Where may I purchase this this *Gamer Ogre Mud Water* from?
Amazon
From the local convenience store. They always have the stuff you need there.
From the swamp
omg hi Chiaki I love you
It is only obtainable by the most greenest of people who can sing all star while eating an onion every few seconds
"That's not funny"
Damien said, laughing.
7:24 remins me of the episode on rick and morty
General of Da wae army exactly what I thought!
General of Da wae army yess
_shy pooper_
Exactly
ditto
0:31
George: "You're approaching?"
J(o)J(o): "I can't drag your legacy even deeper into the mud without getting closer..."
George: "Oh-ho-ho? Then come as close as you like!"
5:32
Eris Morn would like her dog back.
the ultimate warrior against the nightmares
O
Awesome.
Dat profile pic tho...
woah, I came looking for a comment like this, and I found it way quick let than I expected lol
Your laugh is genuinely wholesome and makes me smile.
I thought you should know that because I've spent the last few hours binging your videos and I can't stop.
9:18 “nothing draws a crowd quite like a crowd” -P.T. Barnum, 2017
I litterally dont know what that quote has to do with Hazbin Hotel.
Jancristoff Ruiz it's not a time stamp, it's a quote number.
"Well hell!"
this thing: * does nothing *
Doom Slayer: *_hippity hoppity your soul is now my property_*
No one:
Literally nothing:
Damien in his first half second: HHAHAHhahaHHhahA
Ooooooohi thought you looked different,more... Teletubby ish
hey bud can u check if we got any oreos??
Ah Underwater Tent camping! My favorite!
7:20 me and the bois when we playin prop hunt and can’t find a spot
he did the meme he uploaded on new years
?
And the like counter is 2k20
But it's New Years Eve...
Wait, are you in Australia or New Zealand?
@@yellowmello1223 prob new zealand
@@yellowmello1223 Probably Asia
Damien's laugh is so amazing. I love it.
The way Damien says ‘available’😊
*Scream in water*
Emkay: That’s cute!
5:53 she has never missed leg day
Me: draws ok hand with sexy fishnets
Damien: do art like this style
Me: ...
7:22 now we know that Damien hasn’t watched ep2 s4 of Rick and Morty
I just have this scary story, it's nothing about the video but.
On December 30th me and my family went to six flags in San Antonio, and most of the good rides had about 2 hour long lines. So me and my brother J decided to go on a drop tower called Scream. This girl and her father I guess ( they were black not to be rude about next part). They acted strange, and the fathers eyes were creepy, the pupils were huge and it was bright as day outside, it was about 2:00 or 3:00, so the Sun wasn't really going down that much. * unrelated* (we found 4 coins on top of a net thing above us, my brother and some other guy which was white was hitting the coins to launch them into the air) but his eyes was unsettling to me, his pupils were huge and only part of his color around his pupil was showing a little ring of it though. My brother and mother thought they were drunk or high.
The girl seemed normal at the beginning, but really talkative, her eyes seemed normal, but her questions was creepy. Some of her questions was ' What are you doing on New Years Eve?' 'Do you live around here?' And other scary things. I told them I don't know what we are doing for New Years Eve and I Don't live around here( Which was a lie, I guess it was our home six flags so idk if that was smart)
I needed to go to the bathroom, but I think it's because I am nervous. I said, but the girl said' oh then after this I'll check in the bathroom'. And she looked like she was in middle school or high school, she had a My Little Pony doll in her pocket!
My mother after my brother and I got off, she grabbed my hand tightly and went to other rides.
Even worse when I waved to my mother in line, they both gave her this mean look. 😡 😒 it was one of those emojis. I was scared and nervous to see them again.
When we exited the park, it took for ever to leave the parking lot, I was almost a hour and a half until we left. When I was trying to sleep in the car I got scared of those people and couldn't sleep, I am still scared to go back there again.
Damien: *mentions hazbin hotel*
Me, knowing how people would somehow twist this into him being racist if they were to feel like it: *nervous sweating*
just........how? There's no logical or even believable way!
@@Kardinaalilintu you'd be surprised how people do it. A lot of toxic people on Twitter somehow twisted the show to say that it was racist because a character with GREY skin was portrayed as short-tempered. Get isn't even a human skin colour.
Well, I don't understand the racism accusations, but the creator has done LOTS of terrible stuff.
@@guydisorder I've never actually heard what Vivzepop has done tbh, but I have heard people mention it
Damien: plays fortnite
Everyone: *you were the chosen one!*
*WERE*
The reason why I disliked the video
4:29 That's Ellen Farber, the image was photoshopped to remove the bottom leg of the "R" and the bottom loop of the "B".
Literally 90% of the pictures were photoshop
8:31 I have never known laughter until this moment
"I love meth"
-Damien 2019
10:23
Man: Die roach!
Roach: Not today! *pulls out gun and shoots*
8:05 “this is really kinda beautiful”two of these words cannot work together in a statement.
1:25 *"My people are calling "*
Damien is like a human puppy and I’m living for it
Damien: is that the character from Hazbin Hotel?
Me: which one and yeah that's Angel Dust
Mafia member and p**n star
Mafia member you say?
Yes
@@mossyavarchives is......he? I only saw the pilot, so no idea what's going on behind the scenes.
@@Kardinaalilintu So there are these character cards that explain the characters past lives and when they died and his says he was born in a crime family
Also his Wikia page says that he is skilled with guns and can speak fluent Italian
So he is/was apart of the Italian Mafia based on those facts
Happy New YEAR!!🎊🎉
This decade will finally be over, this has been a weird and fun decade, the era of memes I like to call it. I sure will not forget this decade. You, who's watching memes instead of socializing, we gamers and memers are here, by your side. Bless you all and this decade to come.✊❤🎉🎊
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité I totally forgot about it
5:33
*WE'VE AWOKEN THE HIVE*
Eris when she sees her stone
7:25 Rick and Morty flashbacks intensifie
I like how Damien appreciates art created by others.
You've heard of Stardust Crsaders, but now we bring you:
*SOFT DRINK CRUSADERS*
1:10 Holy shit, those are legit my parent's names. But I don't think my mother ever got lottery tickets for my father for Christmas...
4:36
Well, at least it’s not, “The 15th floor has temporarily been moved to the 9th floor.”
5:29
The rats: He's the Messiah!
i love your vids brooo and merry new year’s eve!!!
1:36 Cat: *So, you have chosen death*
8:51
Ya see, they’re gonna be lookin for army guys
wrong time stamp
The soft serve crusaders
Coca Cola: pitiful motals
Also Coca Cola: pulls out Ak 47s and and Kevlar vests
5:32
Bro thats a Splintercell Doggo!
hello my friend we meet in here
OGozzy yes
that's the destiny thing
No one:
Animals in Avatar The last air bender: 5:44
hello i come from the past, it is 2019 in my universe
Hello there!
I'm from 2057 it's my 259th night and day hiding from Human Bot who hunt real humans down for earth rehabilitation...Goodluck to me. And i gotta go look for food
hi I'm from 2011 and rickrolls are the most popular form of trolling
Hello I'm from 2020, and you bout to experience SHIT
4:19 that is an anime called pop team epic, the weirdest anime where the two characters will have both male and female voice actors. Johnny young bosch once voiced the blonde girl
8:09 Pokémon Sword and Shield (2019)
Therapist: Splinter Cell doggo isnt real and he cant hurt you
Splinter Cell doggo: @5:31
My guy noticed the same thing
10:33 "OWO, whats this?"
No..... stop
Fancy Pants OWO
Comments like these make me want to commit not alive
Anna Nnando uwu
Don’t worry Damien, even if commentary gets dry, your laugh will always be a national treasure.
1:44 my cousin did that too and i was like "wow"
Damien's laugh is godly
I’m sad to say that bulba fett has fallen into the snarlac:(
Snorlac pit
In you need me to simply the history and social influence of a potato at 3:15
Don't come to me
Everyone: watches EmKay so we can hear him laugh
Damien: doesnt laugh on a video so we waste time
sknots
Donks
stonksn't
Confused stonks
0:32 *_"oh so you're approaching me"_*
Last video I watch before the decade ends.
I love the killer whale theme that is prominent in this video
4:05
Is this guy a fan of Hotwheels? I dunno, I can't tell...
9:15. Dont worry bro I'll give you a free pass. Here take it.
10:05 I don’t care what he’s charging. GIVE ME THE KANNA JACKET
8:03 I think Willy is a little too free but you be you bud.
OMG DAMIAN KNOWS WHAT HAZBIN HOTEL IS IM LITERALLY CRYING :OOOO
You have a serious problem if you're crying because he knows a random show..
Man: **dies**
My boi, Damien: **wheezes**
Everyone, I wish you a Happy New Year. Have a great 2020. 🙏
500 Subscribers Without Videos no
500 Subscribers Without Videos no
No
Yesn't
8:14 : Pepsicola Crusaders. Staring Juictaro and Sugar Platinum.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Sorry For Sounding So Excited
"sounding" how does one emit sound through text
Demon Cat probably spiritually and mentally but not physically
4:10 you may not believe it, but that is a video game.
4:12 when Damien doesn't recognize Pop Team Epic
Me: 0ω0
0:17 I never realized what to do with my life until right now. Thx Em Kay.
1:42 that cat really look like Momo from Cream Heroes ;-;
But better face
4:03 I had that PC set growing up! I still have the CD case and the steering wheel, but the rest is gone. So many memories.
8:52 cod players when they pay money on everything in the game
3:45 That store's in Vegas. I saw another billboard advertising their Blue Ice liquor.
10:49 i never thought god needed to breath
5:40 imagine a swarm of those things killing everything on its way
5:18
Is that Drew durnil
No, it is not our soi hoi boi :(
:(
@@Nothing-1w3 :(
That Lee's "alcohol is cheaper than therapy" sign is here in Las Vegas, which I find makes it funnier.
10:01 he's wearing Kanna hoodie!!!
5:35 SPLINTER CELL...it looks like the night vision mask in that game