Fun fact: I actually looked up that CNN article about math being racist, and it turns out that it was just about how legal and economic systems utilize higher prices/loan payments and longer prison sentences to reinforce racial stereotypes and social barriers (eg. If your mother and best friend committed crimes, you'll get a longer prison sentence if you get convicted). Yeah, so turns out that the title's just really clickbaity.
Yeah fuckin suburbs actually reinforce racial segregation. The origin of em was to make white neighborhoods in the incredibly racist years of the 20th century, and to shove the minority groups into poor areas we now call the slums. I fucking hate suburbs. They dont even support themselves. Their stupid fucking green lawns take up like 70% of all water used in america, and only 5% of that is used actual fucking people for baths n shit. Its fucking grass. This stupid european grass that some fucker from france was like ahaha lets put grass that cant grow in america there!
Racism: prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior. Mathematics: the abstract science of number, quantity, and space. I would love to see how an abstract science can antagonize someone based on their race.
“Even Batman listen to his mom” who is dead “Even Spider-Man has a bed time” which he constantly breaks What’s next? Even Deadpool can die? Even Dr.Strange can’t time travel? Even superheroes don’t come back to life?
15:03 "Do you care about homo sapien extinction?" "if they're going extinct it's very sad, but at the end of the day, I don't care" "humans. we meant humans" "did I stutter?"
Gonk Droid when talking BC the larger the number the further back in time it is eg 5000bc is older than 4999bc. The meme is the “people before thing was invented didn’t have thing” one. So this is saying something was made in 5000bc so people before 5000bc would be people in 5001bc or higher not 4999bc or lower. It’d be like saying Issac Newton: Discovers Gravity in 1687 People in 1688: *Floats Ominously* It doesn’t make sense......well less than a silly ass meme does anyways. You can’t say people before a time didn’t have something but use a time after that thing was discovered. It don’t make none no sense.
Re: Naomi Wolf's clueless statement about Belfast, 5G, and the 70s is ultimately hilarious because Belfast (Ireland) was basically a warzone. Was she being ironic or obscenely ignorant.
Yes because BELFAST in the 70’s was soo peaceful. You know with the bombings the fighting yes how peaceful. On the easy mode games issue some people seem to have easy mode is great for both people with disabilities and those who want to have fun without panicking about difficulties like you may only have 30mins a day to play and easy mode may make that 30mins more fun and less stressful.
"It was amazing to go to Belfast, which does not yet have 5G, and feel the earth sky air, human experience, feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful. restful, natural." In the real world of Belfast in the 1970: *explosions and gunfire in the distance* "Ahh yes, love this tranquil environment"
4:28 I heard a recording of someone calling into a radio talkshow complaining about the placement of the dear crossing signs, because she wanted the city to move them because "having the dear cross there is inconvenient and is causing accidents". Amazingly, no one on the show pointed out her mistake.
1:43 uhm no as an Irish person let me say now 1970’s Belfast was not “calm,still and natural” car bombs, segregation and terrorists running around is not considered natural
@Hitler Did Nothing Wrong nah mate, she said “it” (meaning Belfast) felt like it did in the seventies Plus even if she’s talking about current day Belfast, it’s still not exactly a peaceful utopia, you “alcoholic leprechaun”
Actually, with the creation of the Erie Canal, Long Island technically is an island. The Erie Canal runs through New York City dividing Brooklyn from Manhattan, so while it isn’t a wide canal, it technically does cut Long Island off from New York, making it an island, so it a sort of man-made island, but an island nonetheless.
@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 does this mean southern Europe is an Island? There is a canal/river connection from the black sea through Vienna in Austria, Frankfurt in Germany to Rotterdam in the Netherlands. Edit: you are a brickfilmer too?, what are the odds!
The thing about Belfast being like the 1970s being a facepalm is because there was a lot of IRA, UDF, and UVF activity is Belfast at the time, it got to the point where the British government brought in the army.
And then the British army made it worse. Which just further divided the people and caused the troubles to get worse. I really don't know why she posted that with no prior knowledge of belfast
@@yasininn76 there's far worse on the internet. The entire knowledge of the internet in a single bite-sized strawberry would be like every taste that has been tasted, every taste that's currently being tasted, every taste that will ever be tasted and every taste that won't be tasted
This can be a old recording and they forgot about it and today they posted it. Just because he says we’re stuck in April and we’re in may doesn’t mean they recorded this in may.
14:02 hey there Robin! I actually read the original post and the conversation goes like this : Red : If the Sun is shining and you step outside you see your shadow dumbass . Stay in school Black : If the Sun is in your eyes your shadow is BEHIND YOU..... **Red ghosts him** Have a nice day! 😁
1:55 The facepalm here is that belfast was not at all peaceful during the 1970s. It was a time period called the Troubles where the IRA were operating at an all time high (for a good reason).
"Feel how Belfast was in the 1970s" Ah, yes, I too wish to feel what it is like living under the threat of IRA car bombings or Loyalist retaliation attacks.
4:20. There was a woman who actually kept asking this question and everyone told her the exact same thing "The signs aren't for the deer, they're for you" but she didn't listen and went all the way to the government with it.
That Caligula fact is actually false. What happened was his soldier disappointed him (I forgot how) so he made them attack the ocean to embarrass them and teach them a lesson
Actually theres no way to know if caligula was a stupid guy or even if half of the shit he is acused of was real. Because he was that infamous. Theres definitely a ton of lies but we dont know which ones are true. For example giving his own horse a seat on senate, was definitely real, very detailed description of that event. But we dont know if that was a 200 iq moment or just stupidity of his part, due to the fact theres a few consequences that he might not have foreseen. They were unable to vote anything until the animal died because he "refused to speak and vote" And killing it would have ended in a long investigation anyway that would take precedence over it.
15:56 Thats actually a common technique in Fire-Rescue. Instead of having to pop open two doors to gain access to patients in a car crash, pop the rear door, cut the B pillar, and open everything up. Also works great if a patient in the front seat has a back injury, you can keep their spine straight instead of twisting them out of a narrow doorway.
@@kiiturii Not really, especially of you sawzall the b pillar, which sawzalling through an airbag cylinder is way more controlled than using hydraulic cutters through it. Don't forget the added benefit of being able to remove the driver without twisting them around.
@CinematriX _Games I mean if Mkate's comment is sarcasm, it's not as bad as this one reporter thinking that covid-19 is the nineteenth cycle of coronavirus. That should be a post featured on r/facepalm
11:04 the funniest part of that video was the fact that they copyright claimed the wrong song. The original video was actually defending Warner music by saying the other song's melody was different from Dark Horse. He show this by showing the notes, and apparently the part they claimed was Dark Horse was actually the guy playing the other song.
In the universe where people don't remember how turbulent the 70s actually were around the globe, and how the UK used to be real dicks to the places it thought it owned....
Northern Ireland is part of the UK. I think you mean Great Britain. And yes, they were incredibly huge dicks to the places they invaded/occupied/ imagined they owned. Good job no other countries in the world had the gall to do anything like that, eh?
How April fools day would go if it was on Friday the 13th. Person1: “Hahaha, I pranked you” Person2: “you’ve stabbed me in my stomach.” Person: “and? Don’t take it seriously, bro.”
When I played that mission I thought to myself “this will be too easy, defenseless enemies” then I realized what I was doing. Honestly that made me enjoy it all the better.
Please, do you know what I would do to people in Just Cause 3? If they give me retractable tethers, people are lucky if they only get hung upside down like I'm the fucking Predator. I have a folder of Skyrim screenshots that I can't show because it's 90% arrow headshots. Don't even get me started on Fallout or Assassin's Creed...
"Should a self driving car kill the baby or the grandma?" Hmm... Maybe it should... *STOP THE CAR AND WAIT FOR THEM TO CROSS AND WHY IS THE BABY ON THE ROAD*
1:42 Also, a double facepalm here for me as an Irishmen, In the 70s Belfast was literally one of the major battlegrounds during the troubles. There was no peace there during that time,
Oh come on, you don’t imagine anyone making this shit does any research or knows anything about anything do you? You’d be lucky if they realise Belfast is in Northern Ireland and not Great Britain.
It still kind of is to this day, the troubles have divide this country so much that saying something nice about Catholics in protestant areas can get you attacked it's insane
15:21 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been laughing for the past 5 minutes at this lmao! I feel bad for any children that may have encountered this 😂😂😂 Also the way he says it all out is hilarious 💀
English (or Reading) Teachers: thats deep. But should the author be imprisoned because... ... also why do you think he made the character wear brown shoes
To be fair, the article is about in-game legal consequences for committing war crimes in military games to add realism, rather than shooting civilians resulting in losing points, instant failure, or other abstract penalties. The title doesn't convey that well.
For the Banana being called a vegetable, there is a chance it was a plantain, since they are both similar, even though a plantain is technically a fruit, it is used as a vegetable like a tomato. And it cant be eaten raw ^^ Edit: I just looked up if plantains are good for the gut and it says that since there’s a lot of fiber plantains help with constipation and keeping your digestive tract healthy ^^
15:40 That warning may be for trans men who become pregnant or for women who don't care if a label says it's specifically for men... Companies have to really cover their bases so people can't sue them over bizarre situations.
14:01 "Oh, I would love to see his reply." If I remember correctly, I think OP responded "You make a Shadow when in the sun - stay in school." Other guy responds, "If your shadow is in front of you, than that means the sun is behind you." Or something like that - a longer version was posted but that's the best of my memory atm
6:24 On an unrelated note, once I was playing Scrabble and played a kind of made up a word I thought sounded real: gapy, we googled it, it meant a parasidic disease of chicken XD
This dude literally cuts off what makes half these things actually funny. The Belfast being peaceful and calm in the 70s one was funny not because “cell phones bad okay boomer” but because someone replied about how in the 70s Belfast was dealing with “The Troubles” which was an ethno-nationalist armed conflict.
“I just realized why it’s called Long Island, it’s because it’s a Long Island” Me: As someone from Long Island......let me tell you how amazing our bagels are.
12:52 but that is called a plantain... It's a similar category to the banana, but it's more like a potato and is usually cooked - it's even from the same place as bananas, basically.
@@WeeTheDuck they refer to it as a veggie because it's usually, if at all, eaten cooked. I believe it hurts your stomach if you don't cook it. They're delicious though!!
11:04 It gets better, the section of the video flagged by Warner for copyright violation was playing the song they were trying to argue was not the same as the song they owned. They claimed the wrong song because someone couldn't be bothered telling the two apart.
This comment says 8 hours ago(but I had to go to bed so it's probably been a lot longer than that) and the majority of the people who replied did a reply before this comment. Edit: It's better now that I reloaded it.
13:46 i do astral photography sometimes and i just wanna say the milky way is much clearer in photos than in irl, where i take my photos you can barley see it. The reason it’s so much more vibrant on camera is because of long exposures that allow all the light to sleep in, while our eyes can’t register that much light.
Hey there. Long time follower here. I feel like you missed the joke with the Belfast comment. The whole 5G thing aside, Belfast in the 70's was the polar opposite to the way that lady described. For more reading look up "The Troubles".
16:51 r/technicallythetruth i thought these were facepalms
Two for One Video, baby!!! It's like a McDonald's Two For One Burger Deal....
burger....... hmm................
What's your "fuiverette" McDonald's Burger..... Reply for a Chance to Drink a Glass of Water and Go To Sleep
@@EmKay boiga
EmKay Borger hmm
Fun fact: I actually looked up that CNN article about math being racist, and it turns out that it was just about how legal and economic systems utilize higher prices/loan payments and longer prison sentences to reinforce racial stereotypes and social barriers (eg. If your mother and best friend committed crimes, you'll get a longer prison sentence if you get convicted).
Yeah, so turns out that the title's just really clickbaity.
If your mother and best friend commit crimes why would you get any prison time at all?
@@bosscc8869 He meant that ypu will get a longer sentence if you also do a crime
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Yeah fuckin suburbs actually reinforce racial segregation. The origin of em was to make white neighborhoods in the incredibly racist years of the 20th century, and to shove the minority groups into poor areas we now call the slums. I fucking hate suburbs. They dont even support themselves. Their stupid fucking green lawns take up like 70% of all water used in america, and only 5% of that is used actual fucking people for baths n shit. Its fucking grass. This stupid european grass that some fucker from france was like ahaha lets put grass that cant grow in america there!
Racism: prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
Mathematics: the abstract science of number, quantity, and space.
I would love to see how an abstract science can antagonize someone based on their race.
“Even Batman listen to his mom” who is dead
“Even Spider-Man has a bed time” which he constantly breaks
What’s next? Even Deadpool can die? Even Dr.Strange can’t time travel? Even superheroes don’t come back to life?
Well deadpool did break a bone it just recovered
N1ckz 73 which makes it meaningless, cause it recovers in seconds
@@fanofstuff1607 ya
D'niro Gavin this isn’t about technicalities. My point was if that was on a t shirt you’d facepalm.
Sirei Shirosenshi that’s the exact opposite of what I’m doing here
15:03
"Do you care about homo sapien extinction?"
"if they're going extinct it's very sad, but at the end of the day, I don't care"
"humans. we meant humans"
"did I stutter?"
You kinda did stutter because you said humans two times
Abdullah Anwar that was the other person saying humans
*Did i stutter*
@@abdullahanwar7912 *sigh*
From Abdullah to another Abdullah..
Bruh
Dude I know I made a joke
“Can anthem be played offline?”
“Yes, Anthem is online only”
they still answered your question
😌
but which is true, "Yes" or "Anthem is online only"
@@QuartzOfficial Well with the pop up google thingys they usually are just taken from something on the info site rather than an answer
I'm not liking the comment so it's pure energy
@@GrookeyYT I liked it :)
14:20 whoever made the meme is saying that floor was invented then a year later people stood on the ceiling
Yesss i was scrolling for so long to see if anyone else noticed
What, you guys still stand on floors? Pfft, that was so last 7000 years...
Ok someone did notice the facepalm part
Mason Bush Me too.
Did you know? In Before Christ, year order reverses. 5001 B.C. --> 5000 B.C. --> 4999 B.C. -//->
2 B.C. --> 1 B.C. --> 1 A.D. --> 2 A.D. -//-> Present
The eyes being the same colours one is from r/notinteresting. It’s satire.
Yeah, the only facepalm in there is to show it as a r/facepalm
Honestly though it could probably go under r/madlads
@@xc9724 stfu
@@priestoffern1608 I least be grateful
X C yep, so be grateful for your followers and stop spamming
14:13 4999 bc is after 5000 bc, if I’m correct
Ive been looking for this comment
Thats the part that is most cringe
You are correct.
You are correct
You are correc
Just wanted to comment this, yes you are right and this comment is underrated
Meme: Takes place in 5000BC
Makes joke about people before 5000BC: Says 4999BC
Everyone with a basic understanding of time: *HHHHMMMMMmmmmmm*
Nah man, in 4999 bc floor went bye
Finally, Iv been waiting for this comment 😂😂
Anyone reads this
Should be People in 5001 B.C
Wut...but time doesn’t go backwards, it should stay 4999 bc
Gonk Droid when talking BC the larger the number the further back in time it is eg 5000bc is older than 4999bc. The meme is the “people before thing was invented didn’t have thing” one.
So this is saying something was made in 5000bc so people before 5000bc would be people in 5001bc or higher not 4999bc or lower.
It’d be like saying
Issac Newton: Discovers Gravity in 1687
People in 1688: *Floats Ominously*
It doesn’t make sense......well less than a silly ass meme does anyways. You can’t say people before a time didn’t have something but use a time after that thing was discovered. It don’t make none no sense.
Stephen Henry IV so, for the Jewish, it is currently 0 bc?
"When was floor invented?"
"5000 B.C." *miscellaneous babble*
Meme: *People in 4999 B.C.*
Me: Hold up--
Yeah, man. They didn't want to touch the new thing, so they walked on the roof instead.
HMMMMM
@@KnekoKcat xDdDdD
Some people still missed the joke 😂 the meme would have to be 5001 B.C.
Yeah, 4999 B.C. is closer to todays date than 5000 B.C. so it should be 5001 B.C.
Re: Naomi Wolf's clueless statement about Belfast, 5G, and the 70s is ultimately hilarious because Belfast (Ireland) was basically a warzone. Was she being ironic or obscenely ignorant.
Beware of the cars
Also Belfast I'm pretty sure has 5g so she didn't even get that part right either
That was supposed to be the facepalm, Belfast in the 70s was none of those things.
Northern Ireland...
Turns out this isn't her only historical goof...
Not Karl Pilkington I cosplay as eggcartons too ireland*
Yes because BELFAST in the 70’s was soo peaceful. You know with the bombings the fighting yes how peaceful. On the easy mode games issue some people seem to have easy mode is great for both people with disabilities and those who want to have fun without panicking about difficulties like you may only have 30mins a day to play and easy mode may make that 30mins more fun and less stressful.
I think the narrator missed why that was an r/facepalm, which means he too became the thing he sort to destroy
Yk derry was also a haven of peace and definitely was not involved with any kind of war in any way at all /s
"It was amazing to go to Belfast, which does not yet have 5G, and feel the earth sky air, human experience, feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful. restful, natural."
In the real world of Belfast in the 1970: *explosions and gunfire in the distance* "Ahh yes, love this tranquil environment"
Ikr
Exactly 😂
My exact thought when I saw it.
lmao thats what i was thinking
it pissed me off that Robin didn't get it
Main character: defeats villain but lets them live.
Villain: comes back much stronger
Main character: *shocked*
Hey, that's against the script!!!
*SHOOK*
Surprised pika face
President Starscream DC in a nutshell.
Kinda like Megatron, eh?
You know it’s gonna be a bad comment when the person starts with “Ummm no”
Ummm no? Read a Book.
@@EmKay Ummm no. Make me
It’s a bad comment when people write “Ummm no” at the end of the sentence
EmKay *YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN*
FreshPeanut ummm no
4:28 I heard a recording of someone calling into a radio talkshow complaining about the placement of the dear crossing signs, because she wanted the city to move them because "having the dear cross there is inconvenient and is causing accidents". Amazingly, no one on the show pointed out her mistake.
Did they move the sign tho?
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 No, they moved the deer.
1:43 uhm no as an Irish person let me say now 1970’s Belfast was not “calm,still and natural” car bombs, segregation and terrorists running around is not considered natural
@Hitler Did Nothing Wrong The post also said “Feel like the way it did in the 1970s” which is what the OP has a problem with. Read the context, man.
Someone post this thread on r/facepalm
@@tt_kai1694 okay
Yup, I actually did facepalm when Robin missed it!
@Hitler Did Nothing Wrong nah mate, she said “it” (meaning Belfast) felt like it did in the seventies
Plus even if she’s talking about current day Belfast, it’s still not exactly a peaceful utopia, you “alcoholic leprechaun”
Long Island isn't even an island, more like Long Peninsula.
Wojciech Kogut. this is the first Long Island joke I’ve ever seen.
Actually, with the creation of the Erie Canal, Long Island technically is an island. The Erie Canal runs through New York City dividing Brooklyn from Manhattan, so while it isn’t a wide canal, it technically does cut Long Island off from New York, making it an island, so it a sort of man-made island, but an island nonetheless.
Lol, I live on Long Island, no one knows the answer
General Kenobi Lego Stopmotions Official all hail the Erie Canal
@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 does this mean southern Europe is an Island? There is a canal/river connection from the black sea through Vienna in Austria, Frankfurt in Germany to Rotterdam in the Netherlands.
Edit: you are a brickfilmer too?, what are the odds!
"Should Gamers be accountable for in game war crimes ?"
Well, I'm getting arrested for committing a resonance cascade.
Roses are red,
My feet needs glossing.
Looks like I'm going to prison,
For playing Animal Crossing.
@@st4ndg4mes87 F
Haha resonance cascade go brrrr
Haha combine go pew pew pew and boom boom
Haha F2P go talk talk
The thing about Belfast being like the 1970s being a facepalm is because there was a lot of IRA, UDF, and UVF activity is Belfast at the time, it got to the point where the British government brought in the army.
yeah, you see pictures of Belfast in the 70s, looks like a war zone because it was - so it started out as facepalm and became r/whoosh
Belfast in the 70’s was the opposite of calm and peaceful
And then the British army made it worse. Which just further divided the people and caused the troubles to get worse. I really don't know why she posted that with no prior knowledge of belfast
ah, ok, I thought that it was because she equated not having 5G to that time period, as though they had 4G in the 70s. could be a double face palm
Actually, your computer does get heavier the more files it has on it, the entire internet is estimated to weight about as much as strawberry
What if I ate it tho
@@Aisndianeidnawbedja Well you'd be sorely disappointed because I'm going to eat it first.
Yeah, if you are going to eat it, consider how much tentacle porn there's in there
@@yasininn76 there's far worse on the internet. The entire knowledge of the internet in a single bite-sized strawberry would be like every taste that has been tasted, every taste that's currently being tasted, every taste that will ever be tasted and every taste that won't be tasted
Paul Jacobsen So, you're talking about r/insex?
Peta: Make thor a vegan
Thor: still drinks mass amounts of beer
Exactly, Thor’s an Asgardian, they eat, fight, and drink and repeat.
Isn't beer vegan ?
@@loucasstjacques5131 That's the point, even if he was vegan he'd have all the beer fat
Emkay: "we are all stuck in April"
The video: released on May 5
Imnotgoodatthis yep
We're not stuck in April literally, but metaphorically. It's where our hearts, minds and souls are still trapped suffering.
This can be a old recording and they forgot about it and today they posted it. Just because he says we’re stuck in April and we’re in may doesn’t mean they recorded this in may.
Wait is May already?!
May? More like April 2
14:02 hey there Robin! I actually read the original post and the conversation goes like this :
Red : If the Sun is shining and you step outside you see your shadow dumbass . Stay in school
Black : If the Sun is in your eyes your shadow is BEHIND YOU.....
**Red ghosts him**
Have a nice day! 😁
Looks like Red didn't wanna admit defeat
Maybe the OP took the advice and stayed in school.
1:55 The facepalm here is that belfast was not at all peaceful during the 1970s. It was a time period called the Troubles where the IRA were operating at an all time high (for a good reason).
To be fair, being afraid of 5g is also pretty dumb
@@arctodus1 yeah.
Also Belfast has 5G now, at least according to Vodafone.
Edit:
Of course this depends on when the post was made.
@James Richardson any now they turn a blind eye to child rape. honestly i'd rather have abusive cops than nonce cops
Ah yes, the gun fire and explosions just down the block is so restful.
“Gamers should be held accountable for in-game war crimes.”
Me, who just finished the Undertale genocide route: I am so screwed-
*Laughs in no russian*
@@strangey_7221 *laughs in ArmA masskillings as opfor*
@@seppalastname4574 Laughs in Cod franchise
@@strangey_7221 pff, not even close to my ArmA civie kill count
@@seppalastname4574 Uh uh uh Time to blow up Malaysia
"Feel how Belfast was in the 1970s"
Ah, yes, I too wish to feel what it is like living under the threat of IRA car bombings or Loyalist retaliation attacks.
Yooo Irish gang
I'm glad it wasn't just me that got the real facepalm.
@@starryday100 derry man here, can agree
@@johnnybebad2384 same... my uncle left his schoolbag outside an army reserve center (allegedly) and they called in bomb removal.
4:20. There was a woman who actually kept asking this question and everyone told her the exact same thing "The signs aren't for the deer, they're for you"
but she didn't listen and went all the way to the government with it.
I just got an ad that had a “subtle” *Skip This*
The ad was unskippable as it was only a few seconds long not sure if this is worth mentioning
"Mistyerios".... What could this Mean?
@@EmKay it means that ads like to watch emkay
Well you metioned this so i guess it is worth metioning
That Caligula fact is actually false. What happened was his soldier disappointed him (I forgot how) so he made them attack the ocean to embarrass them and teach them a lesson
tHat's nOt whAT HOrRible histoRieS sAID!
Actually theres no way to know if caligula was a stupid guy or even if half of the shit he is acused of was real.
Because he was that infamous.
Theres definitely a ton of lies but we dont know which ones are true.
For example giving his own horse a seat on senate, was definitely real, very detailed description of that event.
But we dont know if that was a 200 iq moment or just stupidity of his part, due to the fact theres a few consequences that he might not have foreseen.
They were unable to vote anything until the animal died because he "refused to speak and vote"
And killing it would have ended in a long investigation anyway that would take precedence over it.
Tiberius once had a man's face scrubbed with a fish according to legend.
DaddyChunguss_ If that’s true,
I’m disappointed
@@ninjabaiano6092 From what I heard it was also to flex on the Senate, essentially saying that "My Horse could do a better job than you"
I'm ashamed to realise, after all this time "emkay" sounds like "um.. ok.."
Sighs in disappointment..
Its "mkay"
Its the reason why his pfp is an ok sign
@@yulecedricsantos1220 drugs are bad mmmkay
I wasn't sure it meant Hmm kay
It's also Slazo's initials "M.K."
15:56 Thats actually a common technique in Fire-Rescue. Instead of having to pop open two doors to gain access to patients in a car crash, pop the rear door, cut the B pillar, and open everything up. Also works great if a patient in the front seat has a back injury, you can keep their spine straight instead of twisting them out of a narrow doorway.
cutting the pillar sounds like a lot more effort than opening 2 doors
@@kiiturii Not really, especially of you sawzall the b pillar, which sawzalling through an airbag cylinder is way more controlled than using hydraulic cutters through it. Don't forget the added benefit of being able to remove the driver without twisting them around.
1:43 - Well, somebody doesn’t know what Belfast was like in the 1970s.
Lol!
I LMFAO with that comment
Hmm yes… CALM AND PEACEFUL!
The meme is a facepalm because it should say: "People in 5001 B.C."
oh wow no really?
@@Zoova I hope that isn't sarcasm
@CinematriX _Games I mean if Mkate's comment is sarcasm, it's not as bad as this one reporter thinking that covid-19 is the nineteenth cycle of coronavirus. That should be a post featured on r/facepalm
@@penny7161 I never heard of that before but that does sound like something you'd find on there
@@CinematriX_TX21 Why wouldn't it be sarcasm? What you said was the whole point of the facepalm.
11:04 the funniest part of that video was the fact that they copyright claimed the wrong song. The original video was actually defending Warner music by saying the other song's melody was different from Dark Horse. He show this by showing the notes, and apparently the part they claimed was Dark Horse was actually the guy playing the other song.
“Feel the way it did in the 70s, calm, still, peaceful…”
Belfast…
Northern Ireland…
In the 70s.
Seriously, in what universe?
In the universe where people don't remember how turbulent the 70s actually were around the globe, and how the UK used to be real dicks to the places it thought it owned....
Northern Ireland is part of the UK. I think you mean Great Britain. And yes, they were incredibly huge dicks to the places they invaded/occupied/ imagined they owned. Good job no other countries in the world had the gall to do anything like that, eh?
@@Kremmen2001 n 1970 belfast had ongoing riots, that probably is the reason they are referring to
@@ng-zi8im I think you missed my sarcasm, but thank you anyway. 😁
The only bad thing that comes from being early is the “first” comments thinking they’re special cuz they’re “first”
Im sad this is true
Haha math
Ikr
i'm not first, i am the 69th and i'm camping for 420 then i will achieve unlimited power
Look at me! I'm the first to comment on a reddit video. Bow to my everlasting glory!!!!!
The cool thing about the mayor whos wife was caught at a party, the mayor made sure the cops punished her like any other citizen
Day 4 of asking for Robin's intro to be "what's poppin'? I'm Robin"
This is gonna be top comment. I bet of it
No me
I think it is the top comment now.
Hello there
Not the top, but one of the
How April fools day would go if it was on Friday the 13th.
Person1: “Hahaha, I pranked you”
Person2: “you’ve stabbed me in my stomach.”
Person: “and? Don’t take it seriously, bro.”
"It's just a joke bro"
April fools. The thirteenth
April fools=April 1st
Friday the thirteenth= the thirteenth
R/woosh
@@Anna_Crossing what?
Batman is a crazy orphan who lives in a cave with another crazy orphan who likes birds a bit too much
Holy fu-
Say that again, but slowly...
r/technicallythetruth or maybe
r/cursedcomments?
Not only that but a grown ass man inviting minors to his secret subbasement cave to live with him.
"Should gamers be accountable for their in-game war crimes?"
*shivers in No Russian*
Jodie Kingsbury shivers in Modern Warfare
Flashbacks to Spec Ops: The Line
14:20 wrong dud its 5001 BC.
When I played that mission I thought to myself “this will be too easy, defenseless enemies” then I realized what I was doing. Honestly that made me enjoy it all the better.
Please, do you know what I would do to people in Just Cause 3? If they give me retractable tethers, people are lucky if they only get hung upside down like I'm the fucking Predator. I have a folder of Skyrim screenshots that I can't show because it's 90% arrow headshots. Don't even get me started on Fallout or Assassin's Creed...
"Should a self driving car kill the baby or the grandma?"
Hmm...
Maybe it should...
*STOP THE CAR AND WAIT FOR THEM TO CROSS AND WHY IS THE BABY ON THE ROAD*
I have a feeling im about to get r/wooosh for this but it's like the trolly problem and the cars brakes aren't working.
@@orionthehunter922 i wanted to make a backward r/wooosh but im lazy
@Nova ill do it. _Backword r/woooosh_
Its a free country the baby can do what it wants. How dare you question his rights
@@deeznutz8616 Naw I got you fam hsoooow/r
1:42 Also, a double facepalm here for me as an Irishmen, In the 70s Belfast was literally one of the major battlegrounds during the troubles. There was no peace there during that time,
Oh come on, you don’t imagine anyone making this shit does any research or knows anything about anything do you? You’d be lucky if they realise Belfast is in Northern Ireland and not Great Britain.
Tbh I saw the 1970s and instantly looked through the comments
''Should gamer be accountable for in-game war crimes?''
Counterterrorists in CS:GO: *happiness noises*
*POLICE OPEN UP!*
Terrorists in CS:GO: *sad noises*
In-game? Yes. IRL? Of course not! WTF is wrong with you?
@@ResidentMilf This was not OP's original idea. It is a quote from a news article.
@@user2C47 I was just answering the question, I was not speaking directly to OP. Believe it or not, I watched the same video you did.
"Belfast in the 1970's was so peaceful" tell that to all the innocent cars
*car bombs intensify*
Troubles intensify
As a person who lives near Belfast that one hurt me internally because of how stupid they are XD
This tickled me.
Oh boy.
Everybody gangsta till somebody comments r/facepalm on your comment
Diavolo how did you escape golden experience requiem
r/facepalm
@@yoshizawa629 bruh sound effect 4
Do you think you can win part 3 me?
Bossu
Last time I was this early damien still narrates emkay
I guess thats the reason some of the pictures were recycled from earlier episodes.^^
what happened to damien anyway?
@@randomaccount9279 Has other stuff he want to do
mr man :(
randomaccount#927 Damian wanted to work on his main channel “Damian lee”
All of EmKay’s videos make us go: *”Wow!”* so I wouldn’t really be surprised...
Zeytrixx nostalgia from your profile
Nice
1:56 As someone who is from Belfast I’d hardly call it “calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural”
Yeah, Especially in the 1970s
Yeah was looking for this comment because he definitely r/wooshed when reading that one
@@TheNightKingLTD I think she was serious. There were tweets making fun of that statement.
*fears safety because of the NRA*
Thank god it wasnt just me thinking about this one
1:57 The actual facepalm is that Northern Ireland was exactly the opposite of "calm, still, peaceful, restful" in the 1970s.
It still kind of is to this day, the troubles have divide this country so much that saying something nice about Catholics in protestant areas can get you attacked it's insane
Ah yes
Ireland in the ‘70s
The epitome of peace
Emkay: *plays r/technicallythetruth*
Me: *Facepalms*
Me: Wait a minute...
you have fallen into a double r/ mate
Simp
@@siegel1759 bicth he aint homer
Miguel Mercado simp
@@siegel1759 do you even know what simp means .-.
6:23 is "virus" a demonitized word? Seriously?
Yes because its "BAd FoR KidS¡¡¡!¡!!!¡¡!¡¡¡!!!"
@@Naru_cissu Can't let the kiddies know why they aren't going to school
Narucissu And dildos and butplugs arent :))
UA-cam is going in path worse and worse
for its creators
14:20 actually the meme should say 5001 b.c. cause at that point it counts down then when it turns to ad it goes up from 0
That’s the facepalm
r/wooosh
Yeh that is the facepalm part
can people shut up about the r/woosh shit? he just doesnt know the joke, thats all it is, can you please tell him the joke before saying R/WoOsH
@@probablyisaac ...Only...Only one guy said r/woooosh, jesus.
I audibly said “HOLD UP” at 11:37
"The patio is currently not open because it is closed" me bullshitting my way through an English assignment
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Guys the comments aren’t social distancing. Three lines at least of distancing. Spread the word.
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This comment has a brain.
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I know right
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Ok
Ill do that
:)
No
I
Will
Not
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Advice
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r/technicallythetruth be like:
Bonjour
And r/facepalm was like:
Adios
but they mean the same thing
Lemondrop 05 bonjour means hello in french, adios is bye in spanish
@@fincheggs5867 r/woosh
Bon chore
It hurts me that Robin didn't understand the Troubles joke at 1:43
Should gamers be accountable for war crimes?
Me in gta 5: S H O O T
What you do in gta is just a regular crime and not a war crime. One is totally fine and the other one should be illegal, according to the Guardian
XD
Literally
1:46 Belfast in the 70’s was the troubles. A LITERAL WAR!
Ye loads of my relatives died in belfast because of the ira
Either she's a literal moron or she was one of those rich boomers that hid away from the war... or both?
Me: can we have gaming pc?
mom: We have Gaming Pc at home!
gaming pc at home: 00:00
15:21 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been laughing for the past 5 minutes at this lmao! I feel bad for any children that may have encountered this 😂😂😂 Also the way he says it all out is hilarious 💀
unfortunately the whole video has 400+ million views. rip 400 million children
“How do you go offline on facebooks”
“how do you go back to the old Facebook”
*”how do you google something”*
Idk google it
Just Google Google
10:14 should authors be accountable for the crimes they write about?
no not even that. should *readers* be accountable for the crimes the authors write about?
D*amn. That really makes you think
English (or Reading) Teachers: thats deep. But should the author be imprisoned because...
... also why do you think he made the character wear brown shoes
@@garg0y7e **Flashbacks to all the really angsty shit I read yesterday**
Well fuck.
To be fair, the article is about in-game legal consequences for committing war crimes in military games to add realism, rather than shooting civilians resulting in losing points, instant failure, or other abstract penalties. The title doesn't convey that well.
Also....Belfast was literally a warzone in the 70s...
Source - Am Belfast person
Oh i didn´t know it, now i understand that :D
For the Banana being called a vegetable, there is a chance it was a plantain, since they are both similar, even though a plantain is technically a fruit, it is used as a vegetable like a tomato. And it cant be eaten raw ^^
Edit: I just looked up if plantains are good for the gut and it says that since there’s a lot of fiber plantains help with constipation and keeping your digestive tract healthy ^^
15:40
That warning may be for trans men who become pregnant or for women who don't care if a label says it's specifically for men... Companies have to really cover their bases so people can't sue them over bizarre situations.
14:01 "Oh, I would love to see his reply."
If I remember correctly, I think OP responded "You make a Shadow when in the sun - stay in school."
Other guy responds, "If your shadow is in front of you, than that means the sun is behind you."
Or something like that - a longer version was posted but that's the best of my memory atm
4:58 funnily enough “高” spelt Gao in pinyin, means tall in Chinese.
So he is tall?
"Gamers should be accountable for in-game war crimes"
dead space players 🏃♂️🏃♀️
GTA players 🏃♀️🏃♂️
@@hobixsprite2136 ong😂
“Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?”
Guess I’m going to prison for life AND going to death row because I be grinding on Miitopia.
Shit. There goes my airplane/helicopter license
Men im going to get fucked by killing the ronin gang in saints row 2
I'm going in the gulag for playing no Russian in MW2
SHOULD'VE SKIPPED IT!!!
Geez, guess I'm sentenced to be hanged just because I killed a freaking Enderman.
Uhhhh nuking citys is gonna get me killed
"Tim you're living in the year 3000 while we're stuck in *April* ."
Um.. Robin? IS ROBIN STUCK IN APRIL?
SAVE HIM
SAVE HIM
SAVE HIM
SAVE HIM
SAVE HIM
6:24 On an unrelated note, once I was playing Scrabble and played a kind of made up a word I thought sounded real: gapy, we googled it, it meant a parasidic disease of chicken XD
Last time I was this early I wasn't
*I was never early*
hmm
Xhepyxl Trooper Nice pfp
Were all early
last time i was early was when i went to school
Xhepyxl Trooper agreed
“Should gamers be held accountable for in-game war crimes?”
*Sweats profusely in Stellaris*
It isn't a war crime if you have iron clad control over the galactic senate and ensure that pox bombing and purging is perfectly legal.
J Michael Barnes True, and they’re called “human rights” for a reason.
@@pollall2793 Wait so you haven't done a human empire that had lost colony and then armageddon bombed earth yet?
Modern warfare airport scene
J Michael Barnes I’ve had an Empire where I had a rebellion, bombed the planet to hell, than re-conquered my territory..
Does that count?
7:42 PUT ON FULL VOLUME WITH HEADPHONES, IT’S REALLY EPIC!
I tried it and it was epic
N***a...
7:40
the microwave voice made it a million times better
"I don't have enough internet bandwidth remaining for the month"
1. That's not what bandwidth is
2. Then how'd you post the comment?
Karens started Reddit
4G or something
This dude literally cuts off what makes half these things actually funny. The Belfast being peaceful and calm in the 70s one was funny not because “cell phones bad okay boomer” but because someone replied about how in the 70s Belfast was dealing with “The Troubles” which was an ethno-nationalist armed conflict.
Nate Harris I know I really don’t like robin ngl
Nate Harris ok boomer
@I am the dude Obviously I'm not expert on the topic. That's just what it's described as in the first result on Google.
Pure Swift#8431 no one thinks your funny people like you ruined the meaning of that word
Thicc Tony ok boomer
I love Robin, but where is Zach? Did, did Robin trap him somewhere or something?
EnderTeimant Robin is forcing Zach to be his charity bird.
Yeah is Zach ok
@@--Bacon-- Yeah he's okay, I think
zach is fine.... i think.
robin kidnapped damian tho
Nah bro Zach is his Slave and Robin is keeping Zach in a bird cage.
11:26 "the Bible says an eye for an eye so let us take our revenge"
Rip Adam We
16:44 Legit thought I switched videos somehow.
Same ...using ads blockers with autoplay on..
15:01 watched this, someone said let them die, let humans live
What the actual frick was she thinking there
I can imagine their faces when they realised that homo sapien is themselves
@@masteranonasfs756 yeah lmao “I think I saw one in the zoo once” I mean she wasn’t wrong you have to see at least an employee
@@averyaan1112 or another visitor
Boomer: "Feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural"
Anyone who knows Irish history: **Sweats intensively**
I usually just give people the benefit of the doubt, assume they know what they're talking about, and judge them based on this.
Me, a Bangladeshi, remembering 1971 liberation war where my dad and mom could have died: *Sweats intensively*
1:52 Ah yes, Northern Ireland in the 70s, how very peaceful.
“I just realized why it’s called Long Island, it’s because it’s a Long Island”
Me: As someone from Long Island......let me tell you how amazing our bagels are.
Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem ......why must you bring corruption here?
We are the bagel lords of the universe
Simp
Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem it is pretty funny.... you have earned one point.
12:52 but that is called a plantain... It's a similar category to the banana, but it's more like a potato and is usually cooked - it's even from the same place as bananas, basically.
Thanks
Bruh, blame the dude who submitted the photo in the subreddit
It still isnt a vegetable...
@@WeeTheDuck they refer to it as a veggie because it's usually, if at all, eaten cooked. I believe it hurts your stomach if you don't cook it. They're delicious though!!
0:43 the fact that people searched up "what is the biggest planet on earth" is not the facepalm. the fact that google returns "Jupiter" is.
Man i thought it was earth
11:04
It gets better, the section of the video flagged by Warner for copyright violation was playing the song they were trying to argue was not the same as the song they owned. They claimed the wrong song because someone couldn't be bothered telling the two apart.
10:06 *Sweats in Undertale Genocide Route*
Sans Undertale: You're looking at a lot of jail time, Kid
@@EmKay This reply is beautiful lmao
_You're gonna have a bad time._
I play EU4... Guess I'm guilty of hundreds of war crimes now.
This comment says 8 hours ago(but I had to go to bed so it's probably been a lot longer than that) and the majority of the people who replied did a reply before this comment. Edit: It's better now that I reloaded it.
I live in Belfast and I died when she said it “peaceful” 🤣🤣
same except i live in ballymena
13:46 i do astral photography sometimes and i just wanna say the milky way is much clearer in photos than in irl, where i take my photos you can barley see it. The reason it’s so much more vibrant on camera is because of long exposures that allow all the light to sleep in, while our eyes can’t register that much light.
The face palm one for Belfast is that they were described it as peaceful while comparing it to the 1970's
Johnny Depp's son looks like a mixture of Markiplier and Robert Downey Jr.
r/facepalm is where people miss the joke and get mad at it
That's r/wooosh
@@ttealeaf5 Adn you should go there.
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 😂😂 I see where I got that
1:14 tbh that was kinda funny
@@ttealeaf5 get wrecked boi
14:22
So no one is gonna talk about the fact that
4999 B.C. was AFTER 5000 B.C???
Huh??? But number go UP, not down.... Wt*f.... I'm Shaking
Yes it's supposed to be like that
TIME TRAVEL CONFIRMED
@@EmKay bruh b.c. years are negative
Yes Moo0505, some comments don’t age well. Bravo, you figured it out. 👏👏👏👏👏
1:50 Dr Wolf must have never heard of the IRA. Belfast in the 70s was anything but calm, still, peaceful, or restful.
Hey there. Long time follower here.
I feel like you missed the joke with the Belfast comment. The whole 5G thing aside, Belfast in the 70's was the polar opposite to the way that lady described. For more reading look up "The Troubles".
I’ve been looking for that “Even Batman listens to his mom” poster, and you can’t find it anywhere! 😭😭😭
Probably a custom made poster commissioned for the school/library. That or a teacher/student designed it.
Bruh how are you the second comment but you have 11 likes
His mom or the poster?
Sembreon 22 now
Lego darth Vader YOU DID NOT 🤣