Also i think it would still cross the event horizon. Tho, that depends on the black hole. If it's a super massive one, it gets sucjed in first (beyond event horizon) and then torn apart.
Sounds like Middle School all over again. Aah, the good old days. Also my grandma used to wear a cat mask to the store. It's no wonder that she always went to Walmart.
Person: *asks what orgasm is.* Someone else: *defining oregano instead.* Emkay: *Looks up the definition of organism.* Not sure if this is a joke, or a facepalm within a facepalm.
9:56 Not going to lie, I may have actually felt teary when Jack said, "Americans, I am so sorry for you guys. The majority of you deserve so much better than this." I don't know why but "you deserve better than this" just made me feel many positive things. Someone understands, thank you. *happy tears*
@Calling all barbz And the violence I hate my country sometimes and when this is all over I don't think we'll be allowed anywhere since we literally help spread a virus that probably could have been gone within a few months but instead lasted a whole year
Em Kay: I spy with my little eye, someone who skipped their science class. That right Amanda, it’s you! You frickin idiot Me, who’s name is also Amanda and wasn’t fully paying attention: **Audible Confusion**
12:40 Yes, that is indeed how black holes work this term is called spaghettification. (No, I did not make this up, if you look it up, it'll tell you that it really is a word.)
@@wasd286 The Earth would stretch as depicted in the image, however far more violently. But there would be a lot of light curvature making it near impossible to understand what is happening, the Earth would also look more red.
Vsauce did a video on this. It was really interesting, he talked about how if the black hole was in a certain position you could see the back of your head when you look to the side. I recommend you watch it as it is an awesome video and he does a way better job of explaining it than i did.
It may come from the fashion trend from ~5 years ago when the girls' "sleveless" shirts had basically open sides, like those things knights wore over their armour, and sides of bras were seen clearly. Anyway, it's not that fucking hard to wear something with sleeves, men always wear sleeves in school/work. But the school teacher who did that crap to the girl is still a moron.
Spaghettification is when *molecules and atoms* stretch. If there was a black hole near us, the Earth would break into a billion pieces before being sucked in.
But a black hole wuld have to bee like milions of times bigger. That thing was as big as earth. On a a smaller black hole, it wuldve been tore to pieces much faster than a bigger one. Or am i completely confused?
I had a girl scream at me that Chinese people aren't Asian. I'm convinced Florida doesn't even exist. Me and everyone else in Florida is just a figment of the worlds imagination.
9:10 most people notice the "blind people can't read the screen" thing, my thing is, they can't understand sign language (a language based around watching someone's hands)
Florida is a weird, weird place, but interestingly, the reason the rest of us get to see it is because they have some of the most transparent crime and incident reporting laws in the whole US.
12:32 congratulations, you played your self. Yes black holes stretches things like that due to its great gravitational pull (just wanted to point that out) Edit: forgot to tell you that its called spaghettification
Karen’s in the USA: **doesn’t wear a mask** Me in the USA: mother, father, I wish to move to another country, and I have 50 reasons why one for each state
I'm transmasculine and pregnant and I laughed so hard when you said 'the man should try carrying the child himself' and started making sick slurping noises lol.
12:35 Indeed that's exactly how black holes work the gravity is so strong that the closer you are to the center the faster you get pulled so it stretches the planet really fast.
I laughed so hard at the One Direction one because that was them tweeting song lyrics! The lyrics, with more context are "if you ever feel alone don't. You were never on your own and the proof is in this song" Out of context tho, it sounds so dumb lol
Yes! I, as a Directioner, had to laugh SO HARD because this really came out of nowhere and I honestly needed some time to realize that these words were in fact song lyrics lmao. 😂😭 But when you don't know that, it really does sound... stupid.
Yes Jack, stuff like that is common. Once a Floridian man was arrested for breaking in to a man's house, eating all his frozen hot pockets, and fell asleep on his couch. Sooo....... Yea
And that time cox and crendor were talking about the florida man stories for example that time someone tried to burn i think an ex boyfriend's house with ragu sauce
worse: “We can’t let the 5 year old boys know that 5 year old girls have ARMS” like SIR, maybe someone's having inappropriate thoughts at school but it's not the 5 year olds
5:03 as a Directioner that is a lyric lol. The rest of the line goes "You are never on your own" They used to tweet "finish the lyric" quite often haha ❤️
"Americans, I am so sorry for you guys." As an American, thank you for your sympathy. I promise not all of us are that bad. As for Florida, it's basically it's own country. But, it's overall not too bad. Really depends on wear you go.
School:"nO cHiLdReN sHalL wEaR sLeAvLeSs DrEsS!" Also School:"Eh children in underwear is totally finy RIGHT?" And im also surprised someone thought that people could walk on the sun in winter, yet the sun is always umm....ya know.... H O T
Fun-fact: the ad i got before this video was Jack Black being a goofy demon dude and bein himself around a kid, like the whole movie was just him as a demon helping a kid before Christmas and a sentence from the ad was "instead of Santa, he got Jack" and then Jack Black aas dancing to premiere music.
5:05 for context "If you ever feel alone. Don't." the next lyrics will be: "You were never on your own, and the proof is in this song." They just cut that off weirdly.
As someone with mobility issues, if I decide to start using a wheelchair occasionally one day, I want that one. I am not even kidding. It’s a dumb design, but there is a very niche demographic that might like it believe it or not.
To be fair, “you’re English makes me vomit” is a full sentence with a minor grammatical error. You are English, makes me vomit. So the person is saying that the fact the other person is from England makes them ill. It’s not a nice thing to say, it’s still a full sentence.
"You can drink acid in moderation and that's still not good for you!" Acid in moderation is exactly what vinegar is...and pickled foods, apple cider vinegar, etc. are indeed good for you.
Loved the comments under the condom one P1: "Oh no" P2: "Oh no" P3: "Oh no" P4: "What's wrong with you guys? You think it's wrong for having safe sex?" P1/2/3: "The pin" P4: "Oh no"
3:34 there have been cases of hospitals mixing up babies. In such a situation, the mother and father are not the parents and some other family has their kid.
When I was a kid, I always thought black and white movies had no color as an homage to actors who died on set. Color movies = everyone survived the production.
Day 2 of asking Jack to say: Hello everyone I’m Jack. Today’s video is brought to you by Australia, where the only thing worse than the weather is the wildlife! (W h e e z e)
AGAIN if EmKay did that, then this channel might get deleted so you either got a woosh or facepalm Congratuations, you played yourself (the first person typed the exact same thing btw)
12:36 As the atoms in your body stretch at an infinitesimally slowing rate, time begins to feel like it's stopped as you feel your consciousness ripped from your body, and you're eternally damned to pain and suffering. Or you die instantly idk
Hey Emkay I live in florida and I can tell you rn that stuff like this happens in the news all the time. Like seriously! Arizona has a worst education system than ours and somehow we are worst! Thank god it's the minority but still. Florida is so filled with people who are the loud minority and hell when the state wanted to hold a conference to hear the citizens grievances. Guess who were the only people to actually show up? That's right! Unqualified individuals who just went on a rant about how mask can suffocate you (with no evidence btw) and how "god gave us the air we breath" and "mask show us to the devil". The only person that made any sort of sense in that conference was the music teacher who actually brought a valid point on how students cant even play their instruments with a mask.
How does Az have a worse education system? Not saying it’s the greatest system ever, just incredibly doubtful that Florida has a better one given the proportion of crazy Florida man stories vs crazy Arizona man stories.
I fucking hate wearing the masks too, I hate the freak out to the point that an illness with a 98% survival rate is being treated like the new Bubonic Plague. Know what I hate more? Not having food in the fucking house. So if a store has a sign that says "facemasks are required" I suck it up, put it on, get my half hour of shopping done, and then take it off again. The pandemic has done us a favor in showing us where the real idiots are. Now if only we weren't so squeamish about getting rid of them.
For anyone concerned about the chocolate being given to that dog, assuming he was given only that one cookie he was likely fine. Because he’s a big dog he’ll be able to manage the amount in a cookie without getting very ill. Still obviously shouldn’t be fed it though.
I've been in Florida for 2 decades and havent seen a single person everyone sees on the internet.Its gettin fucking annoying how half of those are fake and the locations are in a way different country.People have taken the meme way to far.
A college attendee in Florida: Yeah, everything absolutely sucks which is why I don't ever leave my dorm. Only for my dad to drop off food for me because I refuse to go near the idiots in our mess hall talking about how "wearing masks is suffocating and stupid and this whole thing wouldn't have happened if China had left us alone." That was an actual conversation I heard one day and I'm pretty sure I lost about fifty brain cells in the ten seconds I walked past them. There is no hope for us.
due to the curviture of spacetime, that black-hole would actually do that as the intense gravity can also bend light, and is stronger than light itself
like scientis say a sigh says more then 1000 pictures and 1 pictures says more than 1000 words oh and so u dont feel bad usa is Earths florida so all cool
The facepalm on the Opera Battery Saver mode is the fact that THEY'RE ON A DESKTOP. There is always a battery icon when you're on a laptop, but it never shows up if you're on a desktop.
"Smart USA citizen" writes "Karen's" instead of "Karens" I know it's from 10 months ago, but it's a good example of why you should always be careful on what you put on the internet XD
"until my baby was born and named _____, nobody named their babies _____." It's almost as if, only if, _____ became a popular name, and many people started using it...
Emkay: that wouldn’t happen to the earth if it was being sucked up by a black hole. Me: yeah it would. Emkay: Just kidding I have no idea how a black hole works. Me: thought so. Emkay: I bet someone in the comments is gonna know and make a complete fool out of me! Me: yeah I will.
@@Fedico7000 It depends on the mass of the black hole. A relatively small black hole (say, 5-100 solar masses) would tear the planet apart, so you’re correct there. A supermassive one would stretch and elongate the planet (less difference in tidal forces over distance).
Not necessarily. I have my laptop battery monitor disabled because it occasionally puts it to sleep while I'm using it because it thinks the battery is about to die even though it's plugged in 24/7
12:26 Astronomy lover fella here. Black holes in fact stretch things like that and that process is called "spaghettification" sounds stupid but it's true. Hope this fun fact made your day a little better! Source of info: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification#:~:text=In%20astrophysics%2C%20spaghettification%20(sometimes%20referred,caused%20by%20extreme%20tidal%20forces.
12:29 It might actually be possible for the earth being stretched that way. There is a process called "spaghettification" that occours when something approaches the event horizon of a black hole. But I think the object has to be very far inside the black hole for that. en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/General_Astronomy/Spaghettification r/whooosh
“There is no such thing as failure, only feedback.” Thanks mate I’ll be sure to let my wonky fringe know 😂 But seriously I listen to Emkay every time I cut my hair over the past year and it has been getting a little better each time.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land That you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman? Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land That you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip (trip trip trip trip trip) Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman? Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man
If i remember correctly, that actually wasnt his last scene. Technically his last scene was earlier in the movie since the crash that kill him happened in one of the earlier scenes. They actually had to get his brother to come in and replace paul for the last few scenes of the movie since he was no longer with us but they hadnt finished filming yet. But even so, i wish sites would stop making click bait like that. Its so stupid since the only people who fall for it are people who have no idea he died. Which that itself is hard since it had everyone talking.
Me a huge Eminem fan: Narrator: “as Xxxtentacion always said, you only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow” Me, though I know he is joking: *HEGRFEEGEHGRGWRGRGEGER*
Yeah I'm originally from Massachusetts but three years I moved down here to Florida with my dad and I go to college here, and I can't even begin to explain how much of a relief it is when I get to go back and visit my mom in Massachusetts and see that sensible people do, in fact, still exist. Then I come back to Florida and see the people crowding grocery lines five inches apart from one another and touching EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. OF. FRUIT. and sneezing and coughing into their hands and not wearing masks properly if at all. I am that one person who if someone even remotely breaks the six-foot limit and comes closer to me, I actually spin around and call them out until they either back away from me because they're startled, scared, or get annoyed, sigh, and walk away then proceed to crowd some other person. I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN FLORIDA.
12:40 in short, black holes are massive pits of gravity that bend space-time because of their incredibly dense centers, or singularities.. When a star dies, it collapses inward rapidly. As it collapses, the star explodes into a supernova-a catastrophic expulsion of its outer material.
Black Hole Fact: Spaghettification, also known as the “noodle effect,” is the stretching out of an object as it comes into contact with an extreme gravitational field, typically that of a black hole.
“What’s an orgasm”
Describes Origami*
“That’s oregano”
Searches up Organism*
Congrats you found the joke 🥳
I found that too
This isn’t Reddit. You aren’t supposed to repost my comments.
@@shatterheadcase he's a madlad, you cant stop him
[Slaps organ]
Weirdly enough, when a black hole sucks something up. It stretches the thing so fast and far it becomes spaghetti; effectively spaghettifying it.
I wonder what it would do to actual spaghetti.....
@@Vrushkamir stretch it
r/technicallythetruth
It would get torn apart due to the difference in gravitational pull as well
@@aXYZGaming so, you are making large fideua?
"That's not how black holes work."
Meanwhile in science: well, guess we should erase the whole "spaghettification" thing from existance.
I had no idea it was called that and I Love it.
Well I have been looking at black holes for about 4 years now, if you need to know anything tell me
Kinda flexing but hell Its been 4 years
@@ihatemydepressionandmyreas4454 evil ot nosear ym dnA noisserped ym etah I@ oi you messed up your user... YOU CAPITALIZED *And* IN YOUR USERNAME
@@ihatemydepressionandmyreas4454 would spagetization happen to an object of the size of a planet? or would it slowly crumble?
@@jersuki4272 r/ihadastroke
"YOU'RE the reason aliens don't visit us anymore."
Wait, *_ANYMORE?!_*
Yes
@@phillyp6969 yes
Who do you think made the pyramids in Meso-America and Northern Africa?
@@eddiecowen2624 the government. Who else? (Yes this is a joke)
@@eddiecowen2624 the people who lived there?
This is for Jack: black holes would stretch the planet so strongly that the earth would be torn to shreds before it goes into the black hole
Can you explain what is the spaghettification thing and what would happen to humen
@@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020 gravity pulls harder on your feet than on your head.
Gravity stretches you
Gravity rips you apart.
Also i think it would still cross the event horizon. Tho, that depends on the black hole. If it's a super massive one, it gets sucjed in first (beyond event horizon) and then torn apart.
@@thorodinson292 gravity is love
Gravity is life
Cool thad you now more then scientists
At my school they were against shoulders. We made a joke where we'd grope each other's shoulders, and expose them
Sounds like Middle School all over again. Aah, the good old days. Also my grandma used to wear a cat mask to the store. It's no wonder that she always went to Walmart.
@Gianni Watson We did that as well
@@fritzenders5099 It was Middle School! When school starts back up going to HS! Kinda scared
why does your school want to cut off shoulders?
We did the exact same thing. I don't think it's a problem that any single school has. I think it's a problem that public schools as a whole have.
Person: *asks what orgasm is.*
Someone else: *defining oregano instead.*
Emkay: *Looks up the definition of organism.*
Not sure if this is a joke, or a facepalm within a facepalm.
Actually the definition of orgasm is "Something that decorates or adorns; an embellishment."
*insert your mom joke here
no, it’s actually “a large musical instrument having rows of tuned pipes sounded by compressed air”
No, it's a U.S. state. Geez, y'all are stupid.
Correction:
Person: *asks what orgasm is*
Someone Else: *defines origami instead*
Another Person: *says that's oregano*
Jack: *organism definition*
9:56 Not going to lie, I may have actually felt teary when Jack said, "Americans, I am so sorry for you guys. The majority of you deserve so much better than this." I don't know why but "you deserve better than this" just made me feel many positive things. Someone understands, thank you. *happy tears*
Like he said i am ashamed by the country i live in. America has so many problems it makes me sad.
@Calling all barbz And the violence I hate my country sometimes and when this is all over I don't think we'll be allowed anywhere since we literally help spread a virus that probably could have been gone within a few months but instead lasted a whole year
@@person3759 same bro
@@person3759 dude I know, it’s awful. It’s especially bad where I am, because I live in fucking Texas
Same here
when he said "ok google, tell me a joke", my google home heard it and said "who's the king of the pencil case? the ruler"
BOOOOOO
@@RF-Ataraxia
Google : why are you booing me? I'm right.
Same, but with my phone, and now I want to commit phone genocide, cause holy shit that joke blows.
I did it with Siri it said:
What kind of clothes does a cloud wear
Thunderwear
My phone asked me:
"What did the snail say on the turtle's back?"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" 🐢💨
Em Kay: I spy with my little eye, someone who skipped their science class. That right Amanda, it’s you! You frickin idiot
Me, who’s name is also Amanda and wasn’t fully paying attention:
**Audible Confusion**
Well? Did you??
@OmegaGamer EX what did they say? You probably don't remember tho..
@OmegaGamer EX ok
@OmegaGamer EX lol
Hello, fellow Amanda.
12:40
Yes, that is indeed how black holes work this term is called spaghettification.
(No, I did not make this up, if you look it up, it'll tell you that it really is a word.)
Yeah regular show actually did a episode on that
Its also light distortion though
@@wasd286 The Earth would stretch as depicted in the image, however far more violently. But there would be a lot of light curvature making it near impossible to understand what is happening, the Earth would also look more red.
Vsauce did a video on this. It was really interesting, he talked about how if the black hole was in a certain position you could see the back of your head when you look to the side. I recommend you watch it as it is an awesome video and he does a way better job of explaining it than i did.
Yes,
School- no sleeveless clothes
Also school- ah yes. Lets leave a girl BASICALLY NAKED because she had sleeveless dress.
Ah yes, perfect logic, flawless no problems
"SlEeVe-LeSs ClOtHeS dIsTrAcT tHe BoYs."
@@PandaMan1343 dem boys be like: mmmmmmmm shoulders
@@wiiblii8584 yeah it’s the best part
My school is boys only and the school clothes are sleeveless so yeah my school is better
This subreddit in a nutshell:
*yeah this is beeg brain time*
Edit: Ha Ha! You fool! You thought this was a like edit? Cmon. You know better.
In a nutshell/brief
Facepalm
CodeName: ALP why did u put fortnite in this holy channel
@CodeName: ALP S H U T
@@pozasm
Oh i thought it was a rickroll
Beeg bren thyme
Schools: *Allow girls to wear sleeveless clothes*
Boys: *MMMmmmm those are a nice pair of shoulders you got there...*
“Hmmmm, that’s a nice head you have on your shoulders.”
i had a friend and one of our inside jokes was that the school thought boys had a shoulder fetish or something idk
*Some* boys
It may come from the fashion trend from ~5 years ago when the girls' "sleveless" shirts had basically open sides, like those things knights wore over their armour, and sides of bras were seen clearly. Anyway, it's not that fucking hard to wear something with sleeves, men always wear sleeves in school/work. But the school teacher who did that crap to the girl is still a moron.
Cracking clavicle
"i dont think a black hole would stretch earth like that"
Yes it would. And a lot more than the image shows.
Its called spaghetti ing
Make consume
i made the exact comment but way way more specific
spaghettification
Spaghettification is when *molecules and atoms* stretch. If there was a black hole near us, the Earth would break into a billion pieces before being sucked in.
"That's not how black holes work"
I'm an Astronomer and I can say that is indeed how they work
Yes it is true, i maybe not an astronomer but i research a lot about space and black holes
Indeed the gravity is so strong that the closer you are to the center the faster you get pulled so it stretches the planet really fast.
@@dranreb9176 Correct
But a black hole wuld have to bee like milions of times bigger. That thing was as big as earth. On a a smaller black hole, it wuldve been tore to pieces much faster than a bigger one. Or am i completely confused?
With the size of the black hole the earth just wouldnt exist anymore
9:30
She accepts putting muzzles on slaves (and the idea of slaves in the first place?), but not putting a mask that saves life. I love humanity
God bless America...
Then for a gun
Florida here- I promise were not all like thus... just the mass majority.
Can't wait for the one guy that thinks you're dumb for spelling "this" wrong and don't realize that it is a typing mistake.
I had a girl scream at me that Chinese people aren't Asian. I'm convinced Florida doesn't even exist. Me and everyone else in Florida is just a figment of the worlds imagination.
@@nathanarts it seems that Florida's only purpose in existence is to fill the headlines with crazy and ridiculous stories
GrAmmAr poLicE aLeRt:
We're*
I'm not gonna correct the "thus" because that's just a small spelling mistake that you'll hopefully fix on your own.
I'm Australian... 'nuff said
Florida man here: we’re not all that bad but there’s some crazy shit going on
LIES
fellow florida man here
Heavy:
OooHHh, thiS is B A D
True
Can confirm as a fellow Florida man
9:10 most people notice the "blind people can't read the screen" thing, my thing is, they can't understand sign language (a language based around watching someone's hands)
That’s why it’s on here
Lol
They'll be glad to see this
Glad I'm not the only one
Yeah. These commenters should be using braille if they want blind people to understand.
I wasn’t born in Florida, but I was raised here, and I gotta say it’s pretty much always like that
Yeah, because "foreigners" from other states move here, and don't know how to act with all this sunshine.
honestly yea florida was fine growing up but it’s now that i see why it’s a crazy place lol
Yup same thing I live here and I have a homemade propane powered flame thrower
Hello dokkaebi
@@katunu6030 sup Katono
“As a kid I just assumed that we were black and white in the old days.”
Yes. We were.
- An American
And the SCP foundation.
Oh my god, it took me 2 seconds to figure it out if you were talking about skin colors
@@scottposton3428 Oh gods, I didn't even think of that :|. I just meant grayscale xd.
Carbon Beaker oh-
@@scottposton3428 ye xd
Florida is a weird, weird place, but interestingly, the reason the rest of us get to see it is because they have some of the most transparent crime and incident reporting laws in the whole US.
James Harvey as a Floridian I can confirm this
@@Balck_white As a Floridian, I can confirm your confirmation of this.
12:32 congratulations, you played your self. Yes black holes stretches things like that due to its great gravitational pull (just wanted to point that out)
Edit: forgot to tell you that its called spaghettification
Is gravitational lensing also a factor there?
would it be more tearing the planet cause its a solid and not a liquid/gas like stars?
@@hooparom7430 tearing happens when you get closer to the black hole
@@C_kye_F ah yeah that makes sense
You are right!
Karen’s in the USA: **doesn’t wear a mask**
Me in the USA: mother, father, I wish to move to another country, and I have 50 reasons why one for each state
Elisa Castro just saying not wearing a mask out every one of us at risk
Edit: also I said karens meaning multiple but it auto corrected so :/
except Michigan, ok Detroit is pretty bad but royal oak is nice
Emma Schmigel hahah Karen
And yet 49 of those reasons are about Florida.
*karens
"You're the reason aliens don't visit us anymore!"
...anymore? Anymore?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US!?
"Wait, it's all Florida ?"
"Always has been."
YEP
We hate it here
Always will be
You have made the most incredible meme and it just made my week.
Yes comrade
I'm transmasculine and pregnant and I laughed so hard when you said 'the man should try carrying the child himself' and started making sick slurping noises lol.
Update PLEASE
Congrats on your child man!
Yippee! I don’t know what to say but this comment has good energies that my dumb little brain can sense so yippee!
"You have cancer."
":O"
"No no no, it's okay. Just stop it. "
If cancer centres your body just say no cancer cannot legally enter you without your consent
My first tpught was that clip from jaidan animations where she was talking about her weird s
@@justsomerandombananawithin3705 if only I told dad that last month
R.I.P dad
If COVID tries to enter your body just look it in the eyes and say that you do not give consent for it to enter your body. Problem solved
Is that from jaiden animations?
"oh, that's a dog person, i'll voice them acordingly" *procedes to act like furries talk like Scoobie-Doo*
If furries actually talked like Scooby Doo I might actually be somewhat okay with them.
@@KermitTheGamer21 as a furry, i can talk like scooby doo so you'd be okay with me
@@sharpythedutchy6548 as a furry myself, i cannot do voices without sounding like i'm about to die so i guess i'm fucked lmao
@@rubiolo1019 Me, also a furry, reading this series of comments: "Guess I'll die"
@@champagnesupernova1839 am I the only gamer here
“There is no such thing as failure, only feedback”
I like that.
-everyone liked that except that Karen in the back of the comments-
The room there finished your sentence
12:35 Indeed that's exactly how black holes work the gravity is so strong that the closer you are to the center the faster you get pulled so it stretches the planet really fast.
I laughed so hard at the One Direction one because that was them tweeting song lyrics! The lyrics, with more context are "if you ever feel alone don't. You were never on your own and the proof is in this song"
Out of context tho, it sounds so dumb lol
Yes! I, as a Directioner, had to laugh SO HARD because this really came out of nowhere and I honestly needed some time to realize that these words were in fact song lyrics lmao. 😂😭
But when you don't know that, it really does sound... stupid.
Yes Jack, stuff like that is common. Once a Floridian man was arrested for breaking in to a man's house, eating all his frozen hot pockets, and fell asleep on his couch. Sooo....... Yea
And that time cox and crendor were talking about the florida man stories for example that time someone tried to burn i think an ex boyfriend's house with ragu sauce
@@dawidkrzyczkowski4289 how can someone burn down a house with RANGU SAUCE??!!
1:00 “We can’t let the boys know that girls have ARMS.”
If I was that Mom, I would have had them fired for leaving my child in underwear only all day.
Wait girls have arms?
worse: “We can’t let the 5 year old boys know that 5 year old girls have ARMS” like SIR, maybe someone's having inappropriate thoughts at school but it's not the 5 year olds
What's wrong with girls wearing T-shirts, though? They look better, and they're comfy to wear.
"Mmm ShOuLdErS, mE hOrNy" is what schools think people will be like
6:08 thats like the reviews on amazon about how their package came broken
"Girls are the ones who are more attracted to arms..."
Me, a lesbian, who tries very hard not to stare when my gf is wearing a sleeveless shirt: 👀
👁👄👁
💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Same
still a girl tho so.... yeah.... still a girl
Nice. Lol
1:32 Is that a Community reference? Oh my God that's amazing
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED
I’ve only started watching it
i noticed too!
5:03 as a Directioner that is a lyric lol. The rest of the line goes "You are never on your own"
They used to tweet "finish the lyric" quite often haha ❤️
that song is pure fire tho 🔥
Nice URL!
Yay I found fellow Directioners 😍
Also stream DMD and SOML to a billion views before 23rd July!
@@25mariechen72 keep streaminnn. I'm so excited for them to turn 10 ❤️
“Why would you trust your enemies”
Corrin:you underestimate my power
So you betray them
I feel like the "Have a safe weekend!" Condom meme and skit MIIIIGHT have been a reference to Community, but that's just me.
It is definitely a community reference, and I love it 😁
Troy and abed in the morning
I laughed aloud when I heard it. Incredible.
"Americans, I am so sorry for you guys."
As an American, thank you for your sympathy. I promise not all of us are that bad.
As for Florida, it's basically it's own country. But, it's overall not too bad. Really depends on wear you go.
HmMmMmmMmMmMmm
Alright then
Hello fellow American who has a slight amount of common Sense
Where*
It was all good until you misspelled where
@@DuamiiSequel mate it's a simple spelling mistack
School:"nO cHiLdReN sHalL wEaR sLeAvLeSs DrEsS!"
Also School:"Eh children in underwear is totally finy RIGHT?"
And im also surprised someone thought that people could walk on the sun in winter, yet the sun is always umm....ya know.... H O T
if you freeze your shoes _then_ you can walk on the sun, the cold counters out the suns hot
Welcome to the hottest state of matter that the school hid from so many dropouts... P L A S M A
Some kid fom my school thought germans spoke english but with an accent.
@@userdarren3384 that's technically correct germans speak English with a German accent (I mean they also speak German with a German accent)
Yes, indeed. About 9,941°F to be exact.
Fun-fact: the ad i got before this video was Jack Black being a goofy demon dude and bein himself around a kid, like the whole movie was just him as a demon helping a kid before Christmas and a sentence from the ad was "instead of Santa, he got Jack" and then Jack Black aas dancing to premiere music.
5:05 for context
"If you ever feel alone. Don't."
the next lyrics will be:
"You were never on your own, and the proof is in this song."
They just cut that off weirdly.
0:00 don’t worry he’s probably just caught up with watching money heist
It’s honestly so good!
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@@w0wcuber776 dont click the link ot could be a virus or worse
A RICK ROLL
As an american, most of us actually agree that we aren’t that great in the grand scheme of things.
bohunkerdonk yep
I agree
As someone with mobility issues, if I decide to start using a wheelchair occasionally one day, I want that one. I am not even kidding. It’s a dumb design, but there is a very niche demographic that might like it believe it or not.
To be fair, “you’re English makes me vomit” is a full sentence with a minor grammatical error. You are English, makes me vomit. So the person is saying that the fact the other person is from England makes them ill. It’s not a nice thing to say, it’s still a full sentence.
DO you think he made a grammatical error or is racist
IK it's a "technically" but still
heh
And police police police tis a sentence
GentlemenGhidorah I think because “makes me vomit” isn’t an independent clause. I don’t think it’s a complete clause at all, for that matter
@@anessanich I mean, the understood "it" turns it into a clause.
But... that is how black holes work, they do stretch whatever falls into them.
But can they stretch me shmoll pp?
Masrik Barat yes yes they can
@@Grim_Garage well bois looks like we are going to space
Spaghetti time
Spaghetti spaghettio you're now a noodle.
"You can drink acid in moderation and that's still not good for you!"
Acid in moderation is exactly what vinegar is...and pickled foods, apple cider vinegar, etc. are indeed good for you.
some people have gained resistance to poison by taking small doses over time. would still not recommend it though
He's talking about the more lethal stuff
@@kawaiiempoleon8721 I mean the point still stands, a little bit of something that's bad for you can be kind of alright
@@kawaiiempoleon8721 well, still, it's not absolutly bad, I mean, thats the vaccination principe
@@urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 vaccines are like vinegar not the stuff that will kill you
5:09 Especially if you're psychotic or schisophrenic! You're *NEVER* alone. There's *ALWAYS* someone watching. Someone following.
The shadow people
@@stevenclark1662 Shadow friends!
Loved the comments under the condom one
P1: "Oh no"
P2: "Oh no"
P3: "Oh no"
P4: "What's wrong with you guys? You think it's wrong for having safe sex?"
P1/2/3: "The pin"
P4: "Oh no"
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"Americans, I am so sorry for you guys."
Thank you for the sympathy.
3:34 there have been cases of hospitals mixing up babies. In such a situation, the mother and father are not the parents and some other family has their kid.
Yes, but that's the exception that proves the rule.
15:29 lol i think that was supposed to be cricket
When I was a kid, I always thought black and white movies had no color as an homage to actors who died on set.
Color movies = everyone survived the production.
Day 2 of asking Jack to say: Hello everyone I’m Jack. Today’s video is brought to you by Australia, where the only thing worse than the weather is the wildlife!
(W h e e z e)
Yes
Somebody unlike it, make it 69
Yes
*You are filled with DETERMINATION!
❤️
-frisk
(⌐■-■)
(ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
14:08 Jack looked up the wrong word too...
It's Facepalm-ception
r/wooosh
AGAIN
if EmKay did that, then this channel might get deleted
so you either got a woosh or facepalm
Congratuations, you played yourself
(the first person typed the exact same thing btw)
Bruh he did this on purpose
Family friendly
Either I've been played or Jack REAALLLY MESSED UP
And if I have been played
@TechnowizYt r/wooosh
@@Shade45- if he doesn't wanna get demonitized well WOOOPS looks like he messed up cuz he said the word orgasm lol
12:36
As the atoms in your body stretch at an infinitesimally slowing rate, time begins to feel like it's stopped as you feel your consciousness ripped from your body, and you're eternally damned to pain and suffering.
Or you die instantly idk
Let's find out...
@@pug8714 Woah
Hey Emkay I live in florida and I can tell you rn that stuff like this happens in the news all the time. Like seriously! Arizona has a worst education system than ours and somehow we are worst! Thank god it's the minority but still. Florida is so filled with people who are the loud minority and hell when the state wanted to hold a conference to hear the citizens grievances. Guess who were the only people to actually show up? That's right! Unqualified individuals who just went on a rant about how mask can suffocate you (with no evidence btw) and how "god gave us the air we breath" and "mask show us to the devil". The only person that made any sort of sense in that conference was the music teacher who actually brought a valid point on how students cant even play their instruments with a mask.
How does Az have a worse education system? Not saying it’s the greatest system ever, just incredibly doubtful that Florida has a better one given the proportion of crazy Florida man stories vs crazy Arizona man stories.
I fucking hate wearing the masks too, I hate the freak out to the point that an illness with a 98% survival rate is being treated like the new Bubonic Plague. Know what I hate more? Not having food in the fucking house. So if a store has a sign that says "facemasks are required" I suck it up, put it on, get my half hour of shopping done, and then take it off again.
The pandemic has done us a favor in showing us where the real idiots are. Now if only we weren't so squeamish about getting rid of them.
Im from germany never bad acually happend
I can’t play my kazoo without a mask! Can I please stay home
*worse
Fun Fact: The Dreams Got Coloured When The Movies Started Coming In Telecolour.
The process of something being stretched out by a black hole is actually called spaghettification
Super Mario in real life
Ok time to go to the blackhole lab
this process would burn earth from the inside if it were orbiting it
Pizza Bird and it would do a lot worse then that in a couple hours
I remeber that from Regular Show
"Americans, I am so sorry for you guys."
I'm so embarrassed to be an American at this point. Bail me out, please, I'm begging you
We need to escape to Canada
@@iamsatire2883 isn't canada in north America? Like im not good in geography but im pretty sure it is
@@pandarou_pd Canada is in North America but we're talking about the U.S
Which is why I plan on moving to Canada, I hear that people are quite kind over in America's hat
"ooo a dog person. i shall voice them accordingly" *literally becomes scooby doo*
For anyone concerned about the chocolate being given to that dog, assuming he was given only that one cookie he was likely fine. Because he’s a big dog he’ll be able to manage the amount in a cookie without getting very ill. Still obviously shouldn’t be fed it though.
Person from Florida: Yes, we both have the worst conditions and the stupidest people. Not a good mix
I've been in Florida for 2 decades and havent seen a single person everyone sees on the internet.Its gettin fucking annoying how half of those are fake and the locations are in a way different country.People have taken the meme way to far.
A college attendee in Florida: Yeah, everything absolutely sucks which is why I don't ever leave my dorm. Only for my dad to drop off food for me because I refuse to go near the idiots in our mess hall talking about how "wearing masks is suffocating and stupid and this whole thing wouldn't have happened if China had left us alone."
That was an actual conversation I heard one day and I'm pretty sure I lost about fifty brain cells in the ten seconds I walked past them.
There is no hope for us.
due to the curviture of spacetime, that black-hole would actually do that as the intense gravity can also bend light, and is stronger than light itself
0:00 he’s got the mask for a reason..
He gonna rob da place.
Money heist !
deezy ram, yes! That’s what I was thinking! Someone get a link to Bella Ciao!
Don’t even try to Rick Roll us.
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Here you go
Salima Windsor something’s wrong I can feel it
"the customer is always right... about to say something stupid" Sgt Ducky
At 4:30 when I heard the word "manhole" I was like "are we talking about the same manhole here?"
As someone who’s from Florida, I formally apologize to everyone in the world for this state’s existence and 90% of the people who live in.
13:36 "anymore"? D: Jack, what secrets are you hiding?
Egypt
Floridian here were not all crazy just most of us.
*sigh*
like scientis say a sigh says more then 1000 pictures and 1 pictures says more than 1000 words oh and so u dont feel bad usa is Earths florida so all cool
I mean sadly it seems like a lot more (don’t live in Florida).
As a fellow Floridian, I can confirm most residents of Florida including me are pretty mundane and normal.
That I've met.
Me, a Florida resident: *"FUCKING M O O D."*
The facepalm on the Opera Battery Saver mode is the fact that THEY'RE ON A DESKTOP. There is always a battery icon when you're on a laptop, but it never shows up if you're on a desktop.
Anyone who says the customer is always right has never worked in retail......I so felt that. Thank you.
Me, a not karen, smart USA citizen: why can't you be smart?
The Karen's running wild that are slowing destroying the country: *screaming noises*
Smart USA citizen? Thats not possible
It's a long series of bad decisions, arrogance, and complacency. Sending the Puritans to the new world was probably the first of those bad decisions
"Smart USA citizen" writes "Karen's" instead of "Karens"
I know it's from 10 months ago, but it's a good example of why you should always be careful on what you put on the internet XD
Me from Tennessee and referencing Florida: why can't you just be normal why do you have to make this look like this
Florida: MY BODY MY CHOICE
Fun fact :
Around the time monochrome TVs were introduced, many people dreamt in black&white... and some still do
The tv game looks like an xbox, has the controller of a ps4, and games from the wii u.
Xbox and ps4 controllers are pretty much the exact same
They look a lot different
The fact that it was SM3DW made my blood boil.
@@Maxawa0851 the *J O Y S T I C K S*
And that was not a ps4
All bases covered
"until my baby was born and named _____, nobody named their babies _____."
It's almost as if, only if, _____ became a popular name, and many people started using it...
Emkay: that wouldn’t happen to the earth if it was being sucked up by a black hole.
Me: yeah it would.
Emkay: Just kidding I have no idea how a black hole works.
Me: thought so.
Emkay: I bet someone in the comments is gonna know and make a complete fool out of me!
Me: yeah I will.
But it wouldn't, it would stretch it in a much more violent way so it isn't in one piece anymore.
Well hey, at least they knew that they didn’t know.
actually if the earth went into a black hole it would collapse inward onto itself due to the immese force of the black holes gravity
@@Fedico7000 It depends on the mass of the black hole. A relatively small black hole (say, 5-100 solar masses) would tear the planet apart, so you’re correct there. A supermassive one would stretch and elongate the planet (less difference in tidal forces over distance).
@@eeveeboi7174 In the image, the Earth isn't "in" the blackhole yet.
1:55 notice how there is no battery symbol meaning its a desktop.
Lol
Actually sometimes when my laptop wakes up there's some bug that makes the toolbar unable to show the battery, even in the hidden icons
It could just be hidden
Not necessarily. I have my laptop battery monitor disabled because it occasionally puts it to sleep while I'm using it because it thinks the battery is about to die even though it's plugged in 24/7
ghost player I love your name and profile picture... also great choice in movies
12:26
Astronomy lover fella here.
Black holes in fact stretch things like that and that process is called "spaghettification" sounds stupid but it's true. Hope this fun fact made your day a little better!
Source of info:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification#:~:text=In%20astrophysics%2C%20spaghettification%20(sometimes%20referred,caused%20by%20extreme%20tidal%20forces.
Yeah it sounds like a lie but it is true, because physics aren't the same on the surface of the black hole so the spaghettification process happen.
At the end of the vid he said, “ my name was jake “
So what’s his name now????
Jack
Jai-ka.
12:29 It might actually be possible for the earth being stretched that way. There is a process called "spaghettification" that occours when something approaches the event horizon of a black hole. But I think the object has to be very far inside the black hole for that. en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/General_Astronomy/Spaghettification
r/whooosh
12:41 atleast he knows he's going to be facepalmed
“There is no such thing as failure, only feedback.”
Thanks mate I’ll be sure to let my wonky fringe know 😂 But seriously I listen to Emkay every time I cut my hair over the past year and it has been getting a little better each time.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman?
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip (trip trip trip trip trip)
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman?
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
*[ Star Platinum : Za Warudo ]*
Ora Ora intensifies
**Bmmmmm wooop tick tick tock**
@CodeName: ALP why did you self promote your channel.
"Since when did Xbox have their own currency?"
Microsoft points...
Just search with Bing!
@@wta1518 just no
@@wta1518 google*
@@flap.d.jack247 you don't get Microsoft points from searching with Google.
@@wta1518 you aren’t allowed to say b*ng
*go to your room*
There's a thin line between madlad, facepalm and woooosh. Try not to get them confused
r/madlads: intentional
r/woooosh: misses the point
r/facepalm: makes stupid mistake without being aware of it being a mistake
Where can I find this line?
@@LloydTheZephyrian *y e s*
Poop Pooper yeah and how thin are we talking, centimetres? Millimetres?
@@pooppooper9033 what line?
I APPRECIATE YOUR COMMUNITY REFERENCE JACK!!!
15:01 No. No not really. You can ask Damien if you're still in contact with him. Off to ride my rocket gator now.
DeSantis
8:21 I love how u didn’t even point out that people never walked on Mars lmao
Nobody:
That one teacher:
*Read more*
How did I-
This occupied me for a good 30 seconds
lol
I AM CONFUSION
damnit! I already know that trick!
The read more is too high!
Use that as a template
@Sam Miner thanks I’ll use that from now on
I like that as he justified his Paul Walker you can faintly hear "See you again" aka the song from his last scene in Fast and Furious.
If i remember correctly, that actually wasnt his last scene. Technically his last scene was earlier in the movie since the crash that kill him happened in one of the earlier scenes. They actually had to get his brother to come in and replace paul for the last few scenes of the movie since he was no longer with us but they hadnt finished filming yet. But even so, i wish sites would stop making click bait like that. Its so stupid since the only people who fall for it are people who have no idea he died. Which that itself is hard since it had everyone talking.
Me a huge Eminem fan:
Narrator: “as Xxxtentacion always said, you only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow”
Me, though I know he is joking: *HEGRFEEGEHGRGWRGRGEGER*
I know how you feel
I cringed when he said that
I ask my friend if she knows the name of the rat from ratatouille and she said "ratatouille of course!" i ended our friendship
It's Remy ffs 😤
Ask Jessie Paege, your friend is not educated 💀
(No What offence obviously)
I don't know the name of the rat, never watched the movie lmao
You could have showed her the movie tho.
I’m from Canada but I live in Florida, and it really is like that...😂
I’m from Florida and I live in Florida, and it really is like that...😂
Yeah I'm originally from Massachusetts but three years I moved down here to Florida with my dad and I go to college here, and I can't even begin to explain how much of a relief it is when I get to go back and visit my mom in Massachusetts and see that sensible people do, in fact, still exist.
Then I come back to Florida and see the people crowding grocery lines five inches apart from one another and touching EVERY. SINGLE. PIECE. OF. FRUIT. and sneezing and coughing into their hands and not wearing masks properly if at all.
I am that one person who if someone even remotely breaks the six-foot limit and comes closer to me, I actually spin around and call them out until they either back away from me because they're startled, scared, or get annoyed, sigh, and walk away then proceed to crowd some other person.
I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN FLORIDA.
12:40 in short, black holes are massive pits of gravity that bend space-time because of their incredibly dense centers, or singularities.. When a star dies, it collapses inward rapidly. As it collapses, the star explodes into a supernova-a catastrophic expulsion of its outer material.
Black Hole Fact: Spaghettification, also known as the “noodle effect,” is the stretching out of an object as it comes into contact with an extreme gravitational field, typically that of a black hole.
Black hole fact 2: all black holes will shrink and die from Hawking radiation