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  • @rudyolfschiermeister8167
    @rudyolfschiermeister8167 5 років тому +5057

    I just read an article about a guy who sent a contract to the bank and the bank signed it however the bank didn't read the contract and ended up giving the guy unlimited spending

  • @vantoe4164
    @vantoe4164 5 років тому +735

    Farmer: paints dog like a tiger
    Monkeys: oh s**t a power move

    • @Logomachy
      @Logomachy 5 років тому

      van toe m.ua-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/v-deo.html

    • @vantoe4164
      @vantoe4164 5 років тому +9

      @@Logomachy fuck you
      Edit: he rickrolled me

    • @ohyeahyeah518
      @ohyeahyeah518 5 років тому +4

      @@Logomachy nope not today

    • @dentist8444
      @dentist8444 5 років тому +1

      @Jason Lee rickroll

    • @ohyeahyeah518
      @ohyeahyeah518 5 років тому +2

      @Jason Lee don't click on it

  • @budgiegryphon
    @budgiegryphon 5 років тому +1265

    “No liquids allowed-wait sir nO”

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 4 роки тому +47

      I like how they cropped my second response, which was a creepy glitch where I was "deactivated" after replying "don't do this guys"

    • @Yessir-w2l
      @Yessir-w2l 4 роки тому +29

      What? It’s extra creamy~

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 роки тому +4

      *Doom guy appears and chainsaws your body revealing a demon*

    • @privateer7766
      @privateer7766 3 роки тому +10

      @@Yessir-w2l you didn't just

    • @narno275
      @narno275 3 роки тому +3

      Soap bar

  • @candle_eatist
    @candle_eatist 5 років тому +917

    That Son was definitely a gamer when he 360'd no-scope headshotted the home invader, Respect +

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 4 роки тому +15

      My first reaction too. xD "This is why we need gamers!"

    • @MSNRT0
      @MSNRT0 4 роки тому +2

      Wait what-

    • @chunkymilk9388
      @chunkymilk9388 4 роки тому +8

      I did this but in a school

    • @lvl1042
      @lvl1042 4 роки тому +4

      @@chunkymilk9388 student or teacher?

    • @chunkymilk9388
      @chunkymilk9388 4 роки тому +7

      Lvl10 I shot both! Good question!

  • @xduskashesreal
    @xduskashesreal 4 роки тому +695

    Airport: liquids are not allowed.
    Me: ok, then. Remove 70% of my body.

    • @mujtabakaramat68
      @mujtabakaramat68 4 роки тому +7

      Oh blood is liquid that’s why

    • @devinkolka8002
      @devinkolka8002 4 роки тому +3

      if that was the case then nobody would be there. *hMmMm* 🤔

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 роки тому +9

      @@mujtabakaramat68 no because 70% of your body is water im pretty sure

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz 4 роки тому

      That works

    • @indieandfinn6940
      @indieandfinn6940 4 роки тому +12

      **takes out chainsaw** customer satisfaction.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 5 років тому +630

    The kid who sold the "cold beer" was a truly mad lad as he wrote under COLD and above BEER, in small words, Root. The mad little lad fooled everyone who didn't read the small print!

    • @DregsRUs
      @DregsRUs 3 роки тому +2

      False advertising!!-!!!!

    • @anderson6691
      @anderson6691 3 роки тому +4

      @Robert MacMillan I thought it was a rickroll phew

    • @HarryPorpise
      @HarryPorpise 3 роки тому +1

      @Robert MacMillan what a great song!

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 роки тому

      @Robert MacMillan this is going straight to the favorite playlist. Thank you!

    • @thegodotcat
      @thegodotcat 3 роки тому

      @@residentkane do you have the link to the song pls

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 5 років тому +543

    Water is *_STICKY!!!_* GET IT RIGHT!!!

    • @dannyb.2911
      @dannyb.2911 5 років тому +17

      No sticks are sticky

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 5 років тому +4

      Certain kinds of water

    • @darthvader246
      @darthvader246 5 років тому +4

      @Darien Annos cuz it stick to you

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому +3

      @Add a public reply... why can’t it be a private reply

    • @floridaman1796
      @floridaman1796 5 років тому +1

      @@hexbrennisteinn We don't care.

  • @ollielibrary4140
    @ollielibrary4140 5 років тому +1288

    y'all are seriously commenting while watching video ??
    wait...

  • @misteryusguy1667
    @misteryusguy1667 5 років тому +922

    Saying ok boomer does actually activate google assistant wtf

    • @sakethalluri1166
      @sakethalluri1166 5 років тому +24

      TheObsidianBrother's i figured that out when my five year old brother yelled that at me in my room

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 5 років тому +43

      I figured that out at my cousin's house.
      "Ok boomer, play 'Wake Me Up- Avichi'"
      Imagine our surprise.

    • @kidzplay5065
      @kidzplay5065 4 роки тому +21

      Omg it does I just tried. Thank you. You have enlightened my life. I will never forget you, you wonderous soul.
      Thank u
      (Edit: also, 69th like.... nice.)

    • @Xen.escooters
      @Xen.escooters 4 роки тому +4

      It does!!!

    • @kylieazzara7525
      @kylieazzara7525 4 роки тому +5

      I just tried it, it WORKS

  • @nadian848
    @nadian848 5 років тому +266

    Why steal when you could slightly move things around to make them increasingly lose their mind?

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 роки тому +6

      *Moves cockroach from floor into body*

    • @jobahd3626
      @jobahd3626 3 роки тому

      @Hot E girl laid- something we will never achieve

    • @chaoticgood1977
      @chaoticgood1977 2 роки тому

      Woah satan we are gonna back up a bit alright

  • @ottok5477
    @ottok5477 5 років тому +318

    7:12 He quite literally has the power of god and anime on his side

    • @Rizztaroth
      @Rizztaroth 4 роки тому +10

      "Jesus-sama! Ore ga taskete!"
      What

    • @tinaterry2840
      @tinaterry2840 4 роки тому +1

      Hffhht he jfbdubfuhdyggfyfufhfhdudhddtdtstd she dgzz to go gggc dhcdhf6fhchdyßtststrrgdhchchfhduifyftttffff to guiding light you can come over 🚬🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🚬😁😔🚬😁👨‍👦😰😬😬😬👨‍👦😰🤲🙌🦵💀🩸💀👂🦵👂🤚🦴🦵👐🦵🦻🦵🗯️💭💭💭💨💭💨💨💞😡😠😠😠😡😤😪🌞💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🌞🗯️🗯️🗯️🦵 you haveou and everyone y

    • @tomahawktrouble-streamsvid6885
      @tomahawktrouble-streamsvid6885 4 роки тому +5

      *W h e e s e*

    • @larrz547
      @larrz547 4 роки тому +2

      Tina Terry you not getting r/stroked

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 роки тому +2

      @@tinaterry2840 period for using that many emojis

  • @benduera8650
    @benduera8650 5 років тому +267

    Somewhere in a airport ;
    A guy: *drink shampoo*
    Staffs members: 😳

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 4 роки тому +9

      Just a normal day for them by now

    • @Yessir-w2l
      @Yessir-w2l 4 роки тому +6

      What? Have you not seen the latest Troom Troom select how to sneak drinks into the airport?

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 роки тому +1

      Sir! Drinking C U M is illegal!

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 роки тому +1

      These days, If I ever see anybody drinking sperm or water mixed with dirt, I wouldnt be surpried.

  • @superghost86
    @superghost86 5 років тому +792

    You can pour oil on water, making water wet.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому +23

      Actually oil and water don’t mix neither can be wet

    • @superghost86
      @superghost86 5 років тому +18

      @@hexbrennisteinn exactly, when some things wet (like a floor For example) the water sits on top and it's classified as wet. So that's a liquid on and object there for oil on an object should be considered making the water wet. If water on an object is making the object wet.

    • @superghost86
      @superghost86 5 років тому +7

      @@hexbrennisteinn
      Wet
      covered or saturated with water or another liquid.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому +11

      SUPERGHOST86
      Syrup is a liquid but it makes things sticky not wet
      And oil doesn’t makes things wet it makes things oily
      But oil isn’t oily it makes things oily
      Same thing with water

    • @superghost86
      @superghost86 5 років тому +5

      @@hexbrennisteinn So water doesn't make things wet it makes it watery

  • @cyrus107
    @cyrus107 5 років тому +65

    0:07 my dad did this but just to me with a mayo bottle. He brings it out and starts eating spoonful after spoonful and says “ when I was a kid, my family was poor so we used to eat strait mayo packets”

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 4 роки тому +4

      I can't believe someone stole my idea before i had it

    • @zackjones8556
      @zackjones8556 2 роки тому

      Straight*

  • @razen944
    @razen944 5 років тому +43

    When you said "Okay Boomer", my phone heard it as "Okay Google" and the assistant came on and stopped the video

  • @fr0gm0th25
    @fr0gm0th25 5 років тому +323

    the song wasn’t Chop Suey by System of a Down, it was Nero Forte by Slipknot

    • @hello_ree
      @hello_ree 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/v-deo.html

    • @ohyeahyeah518
      @ohyeahyeah518 5 років тому +1

      @@hello_ree not today

    • @fr0gm0th25
      @fr0gm0th25 5 років тому

      Amara Dougherty bruh

    • @cloneprime2174
      @cloneprime2174 5 років тому

      What's this?!

    • @mamathief9968
      @mamathief9968 5 років тому

      Bruh
      B r u h
      I really hope that comment was satire.

  • @watson5685
    @watson5685 5 років тому +91

    I think that if was a burglar I would move things just slightly to the left or to the right just to mess with them

    • @meirwaxman350
      @meirwaxman350 4 роки тому +9

      Or invent a set of silent powertools and adjust walls and doorways in the middle of the night. Do it to the same person for years until they stay up to see what is going on. When they do, leave for years, leaving them with an insane-sounding story that they know is right, but nobody believes it. Eventually, they start to doubt that it even happened. Then, when they have a lot of guests over, rearrange the entire floorplan right after the guests leave, and leave them alone forever.

    • @raijoukonishi9868
      @raijoukonishi9868 4 роки тому +2

      Flufferwings Who hurt you bro

    • @Akuma_Homura
      @Akuma_Homura 4 роки тому

      God damn

    • @ΔεσποιναΚατσακα
      @ΔεσποιναΚατσακα 4 роки тому +1

      @@meirwaxman350 Ok Satan.

    • @ongoingmender2080
      @ongoingmender2080 3 роки тому +2

      @@meirwaxman350 r/madderlads

  • @20hourswasted10
    @20hourswasted10 5 років тому +40

    0:01 Also works with shampoo

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 4 роки тому +2

      I know right? It gets you the exact same reaction!
      Too bad the death comes with it tho :/

    • @mujtabakaramat68
      @mujtabakaramat68 4 роки тому +1

      Kurly Fryz lol

    • @tihomirtuckarpeh755
      @tihomirtuckarpeh755 4 роки тому +1

      Kurly Fryz thats a bonus if you ask me!

  • @oliviac.1783
    @oliviac.1783 5 років тому +41

    I’m in middle school and one day my WHOLE bus had a discussion ( an argument kind of ) about is water wet like when I say whole bus i mean even the bus driver 😂

  • @elemental2738
    @elemental2738 5 років тому +81

    I love how emkay just has his own subreddit

  • @giginapolereyes8076
    @giginapolereyes8076 5 років тому +22

    If Damien won't do it, it's your destiny now, Zack. You must say "My knack is Zack" in the intro sequence, otherwise the universe shall remain in peril.

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 5 років тому +69

    Pretty sure the "sacrifice the weakest to Satan" is in this channel's vids every 3 days

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 5 років тому

      if you watch all the videos you realize that damien does all the memes etc and then sometimes the same day they release a video where zach does all the same exact ones but ofc they react a little differently to them but its really boring to see the same thing twice every day! idk who's giving them the things to react to, who's editing and then posting without noticing this but they need to do a better job!

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 5 років тому +1

      @@supposedly1-2 I honestly am surprised I sat through a video with Zach in it for that long.
      I'd rather have less of the videos and less the same thing than have his stale version of damien's humor.

    • @civilcivic44
      @civilcivic44 5 років тому

      I did that 20 minutes ago

  • @tazman1295
    @tazman1295 5 років тому +9

    12:39 omg I thought it was you and I finally know. I was such a big fan of those vids. Good times, good times.

  • @bengt1881
    @bengt1881 5 років тому +6

    The cargo socks has a picture of socks and flip-flops.
    I am suing them right this instant for emotional trauma and cause of PTSD

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 років тому +47

    0:20 This must truly be a gamer if he is willing to own an entire library of PS2 games

    • @Mark-uk8wz
      @Mark-uk8wz 5 років тому

      With current gem consoles the library would be 3 since they run out of storage after 3 games lmao

    • @acelfuji
      @acelfuji 5 років тому +1

      Hi chiaki

    • @connorgibbs6077
      @connorgibbs6077 5 років тому +1

      I'd just do it for the pussy that one would gain with such a library

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 5 років тому

      man i wish i could say the same
      when i was a kid i used to have loads of retro consoles/games but my mother sold them

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 5 років тому

      @@connorgibbs6077 If he had Monster Rancher 2, I've give him some...

  • @lisamcmullen77
    @lisamcmullen77 5 років тому +17

    Kids: *_sad because they have school_*
    Me: *_sad because Damien is gone_*

  • @killsux3473
    @killsux3473 5 років тому +31

    How’s a going everyone : zach
    What’s up guys : Damien

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 роки тому +1

      Lexi: Hey beautiful britches welcome to emkay

  • @manbog7011
    @manbog7011 5 років тому +41

    804 is my area code, time to go through the phone book until i find the person at 6:57 -ish

    • @bigbyrome
      @bigbyrome 4 роки тому +1

      pee you are a true mad lad

    • @John_the_Paul
      @John_the_Paul 4 роки тому +3

      Did it work?

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 4 роки тому +1

      Yo, did it work?

    • @Husslz
      @Husslz 4 роки тому

      You're from Virginia?

    • @sadcrab9125
      @sadcrab9125 3 роки тому

      Same! Its not me, but I'd love to find them too

  • @aldeambarasakti
    @aldeambarasakti 2 роки тому +2

    I heard about the marine and his rucksack. Apparently, he had a concussion and when the team tell them to get medevac, he said "no no let the enemy think that we blew up and ambush them" even more madlady

  • @marmooz
    @marmooz 5 років тому +14

    9:45 I can recognise the flatness of the back of Carson’s head anywhere

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 5 років тому +41

    What should 4 friends do when they get together? Praise Lord Starscream, of course!

    • @justdplmao8749
      @justdplmao8749 5 років тому +4

      “Lord” Starscream? This is bad comedy!

    • @irrdnt
      @irrdnt 5 років тому +4

      "Lord" Starscream? This is bad comedy!

    • @JoseRamos-zu2kq
      @JoseRamos-zu2kq 5 років тому +4

      "Lord" starscream? This is bad comedy!

    • @StellarCrackhead42
      @StellarCrackhead42 5 років тому +3

      "Lord" Starscream? This is bad comedy!
      Even Soundwave could be a better lord than you~

  • @elfish7623
    @elfish7623 5 років тому +141

    The Definition of Wet is when water molecules stick to other molecules. So when you put water onto more water, The water molecules stick to other water molecules. So It fits the description of wet. Therefore, Is water wet. YES. (Thx for likes😊

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 5 років тому +12

      That is not the definition of wet and they don't stick together. If you add water to water, it's not like you have water over that water, it's just more water. Water isn't fucking wet

    • @RinRin-pp6oy
      @RinRin-pp6oy 5 років тому +7

      I hate this fucking family this is the lowest point of my life so far - wondering wether water is wet or not at 3 am

    • @bradleyprimeau8663
      @bradleyprimeau8663 5 років тому +13

      @@RinRin-pp6oy the definition of wet is "covered or saturated with water or another liquid" since a water molecule can only hold 1 molecule of water, and all ways does so, it is always saturated with water, meaning water is wet on a molecular level, as opposed to all other things, which are molecularly dry. Plus any layer of water molecules that is the very top of a body of water would be considered covered by water, therefore the majority of water is wet on a macro level as well.

    • @RinRin-pp6oy
      @RinRin-pp6oy 5 років тому +1

      @@bradleyprimeau8663 LITERALLY THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 4 роки тому

      One molecule of water isn't though, because there isn't any water sticking to it. Its like asking 'is wood wet?' It can be, but it can also be dry.

  • @ishashka
    @ishashka 5 років тому +7

    I've heard people say it's actually healthier to eat ice cream in the winter because the temperature difference is smaller.

  • @arminc4658
    @arminc4658 4 роки тому +15

    9:32 am I the only one who is deeply disturbed by the fact that he reffered to Nero Forte as Chop Suey!

  • @del3740
    @del3740 5 років тому +39

    GUYS DONT DO “FEELING LUCKY” USING BLACKED ON GOOGLE PLEASE DON-
    *wait a second. You probably didn’t listen. Too bad you have to delete your history now*

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 5 років тому +42

    5:15 you could easily win this argument by saying "Water makes solids wet, not liquids."

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 5 років тому +2

      yes. water is not wet!

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 5 років тому

      Water can make gasses wet...... sort of.... I guess water vapor in the air is still just making solids wet. NVM you're right and I killed my own arguement.

    • @dylanlanglois4114
      @dylanlanglois4114 5 років тому +6

      the definition of wet is when water molecules are clingy onto other molecules and there for water molecules cling together to form water so therefor water is wet by definition end of discussion.
      now shut up

    • @kylester0055
      @kylester0055 5 років тому +2

      XinstantX clinging* therefore*

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 5 років тому +2

      @@dylanlanglois4114 "covered or saturated with water or another liquid."
      Just dropping that off, make of it what you like.

  • @hip2besquare632
    @hip2besquare632 5 років тому +464

    water is moist

  • @CharismaAt-1
    @CharismaAt-1 5 років тому +9

    7:05 parents come home and see the urn
    You: I had to I just had to
    As you parents see the gun and the unevenly cut pie they realize what happened
    Your dad goes to you and hugs you
    Dad: she can’t hurt you anymore

  • @sakinou7411
    @sakinou7411 4 роки тому +2

    “And also, nice”
    The absolute madman right here

  • @GarThankYall
    @GarThankYall 5 років тому +11

    8:16
    I’m a total Skyrim and fantasy geek so this is blessed also dark souls

  • @wellfucc3104
    @wellfucc3104 5 років тому +6

    7:05 it seems like death has just started an accelerated rate for her

  • @shutupconner8372
    @shutupconner8372 5 років тому +14

    3:23 HOLY CRAP THATS MY POST!

  • @cursedkomaeda4195
    @cursedkomaeda4195 4 роки тому +2

    Dear Emkay,
    Im sueing you for 1 hot chocolate because you made me laugh so fucking hard that i spit out my hot chocolate.
    -Dank Memes

  • @artysocial
    @artysocial 5 років тому +3

    4:30 Someone did that at my local shopping center on two of the display Ipads. It's still there, even after possibly a month of it sitting there and hundreds of people walking past it.

  • @TheWetOwl
    @TheWetOwl 5 років тому +5

    You know what’s madlad? How the editor had the madlads top posts offcenter

  • @AtAchilles
    @AtAchilles 5 років тому +37

    Water is not wet to say someone is wet is to imply it was dry to begin with, edited my post and lost the emkay ❤️ now my heart is broken

    • @AtAchilles
      @AtAchilles 5 років тому +1

      I got a ❤️!!!! I love the channel and the content and I love yoUUUU TY FOR THE ❤️

    • @sneety
      @sneety 5 років тому

      My last name is Taylor...... BROTHER IS THAT YOU?!!!!

    • @notcatisa
      @notcatisa 5 років тому +2

      You claim that water is not wet, therefore you claim it is dry..

    • @AtAchilles
      @AtAchilles 5 років тому

      mycatisabird water is not dry nor wet it is simply in its own liquid state

    • @AtAchilles
      @AtAchilles 5 років тому

      I had to edit my post and lost the emkay ❤️

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 5 років тому +6

    Guys we need to come up with a “my namien is Damien” equivalent for zach

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +10

    10:47
    Me: STOP THIS MA-
    Mad lad: "No one can stop me."
    Me: GOOD LORD! *makes sign of the Cross*

  • @esmemii584
    @esmemii584 5 років тому +9

    0:52 i saw that comment before this video it’s on a James Veitch video when he was replying to scammers

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 5 років тому +4045

    Now u don't know how I got these likes

    • @sprikitik4936
      @sprikitik4936 5 років тому +153

      Cyka Blyat

    • @HufflepuffShortie
      @HufflepuffShortie 5 років тому +51

      Tangy

    • @adee3235
      @adee3235 5 років тому +149

      @@sprikitik4936 haha funny you said russian curse word to soviet union man haha funny-
      No. Shut up. It's *not* funny.

    • @gatchasanders211
      @gatchasanders211 5 років тому +87

      And *share* it with your friends
      Communism joke

    • @Talia8pie
      @Talia8pie 5 років тому +41

      Yea, shampoo has a really tangy taste to it compared to yogurt. Also you can pretend you have rabies later, on the airplane, in midair.

  • @Jitdifferent
    @Jitdifferent 5 років тому +6

    Give me this man’s business card.
    5:52
    *_FOR A FRIEND OF COURSE!_*

  • @nicholasali3566
    @nicholasali3566 5 років тому +16

    I had a Wendy’s Frosty last night. It’s totally fine to eat ice cream during winter

    • @Cardez99
      @Cardez99 5 років тому

      Very true

    • @thebhris9707
      @thebhris9707 5 років тому +1

      Daddy makes homemade ice cream alooot its stickyy

    • @GloomingSpider
      @GloomingSpider 5 років тому +1

      @@thebhris9707....

  • @damion7859
    @damion7859 5 років тому +3

    Y’know
    I’ve never heard Damion ever say “sans undertale” and I feel like if I ever did I’d start screaming

  • @snoopy_wwiflyin
    @snoopy_wwiflyin 4 роки тому +4

    3:52 Ok, can we just say what a absolute legend the guy with a meme Shaggy profile picture is? Truly epic.

  • @antuber
    @antuber 5 років тому +4

    0:43 YEESSSS, MY POST IS IN ANOTHER EMKAY VIDEO

  • @starhalanonim2859
    @starhalanonim2859 5 років тому +7

    4:30 LITERALLY the same thing happened in my school.

  • @boon5577
    @boon5577 5 років тому +20

    After you drink the "shampoo", you have to smack your lips, sigh, look at the bottle, and say, "fine year that was."

  • @radakai
    @radakai 5 років тому +4

    Where I live you can’t exactly eat ice cream when there’s no snow because, well.... there’s never a time there’s no snow

  • @infiniteplanes5775
    @infiniteplanes5775 3 роки тому

    "...Why are they even selling ice cream in winter?"
    "Because there are people like you who will buy them presumably"

  • @Pablo-fk3tn
    @Pablo-fk3tn 5 років тому +8

    7:04
    Granny got run over by a rain deer plays in the background

  • @jotarokujo9505
    @jotarokujo9505 5 років тому +15

    By definition for something to be wet it has to have H2O molecules clinging to it and H2O is clinging to itself so by definition water is wet

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому

      Can you spell H2O

    • @jotarokujo9505
      @jotarokujo9505 5 років тому +1

      Or water or one hydrogen partial and two oxygen

    • @chromberries7329
      @chromberries7329 5 років тому +2

      Cono Dioda by definition a liquid must be adhering to the surface of a solid for it to be wet, and water is not a solid.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому

      Chromberries シ Yee
      Water can be a solid that can be wet

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому +2

      Cono Dioda
      No it’s Dihydrogen Monoxide
      That’s two hydrogen and one oxygen

  • @ratradical25fan81
    @ratradical25fan81 5 років тому +5

    7:04
    “Oh well I don’t like the crust”

  • @devondonovan669
    @devondonovan669 5 років тому +5

    4:48 the poor tankette getting ganged up on by Black Princes'

  • @thatautisticbrony7847
    @thatautisticbrony7847 5 років тому +8

    I just realized that this is the guy who played with breezy on g-mod, why did it take so long!

  • @Gexrrfr
    @Gexrrfr 5 років тому +45

    Blacked isn’t a bad site I swear

  • @2bifox155
    @2bifox155 5 років тому +4

    7:12 he has the power of god and anime on his side (reeeeee)

  • @spotless101
    @spotless101 5 років тому +6

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Not Even Morgz:
    Emkay: 👌🏻
    Hahaha Now you have to gimme a cookie cause I caught ur neck

  • @loganfriend8018
    @loganfriend8018 4 роки тому

    11:35
    it reminded me of this quote:
    if i had a nickel for every time i was doomed by a puppet, i would have 2 nickels. it isn't much, but it's weird it happened twice

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +1

    "Sir, no liquids are allowed on the- OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

  • @bradleycastro2783
    @bradleycastro2783 5 років тому +53

    I got an add for About.google.stories I was about to skip it but for whatever reason, I watched it all the way through. I felt as if it could be passed off as a better youtube rewind than the last two years.

    • @anomynouspanda6508
      @anomynouspanda6508 5 років тому

      bradley castro,I did too

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese 5 років тому

      Same. I just ended up watching the entire thing. It wasn't half bad.

  • @gr1m720
    @gr1m720 5 років тому +8

    7:04i was drinking my tea and near.y spit it out,
    Also probably shouldnt be drinking tea as im in australia....
    But all to thier own

  • @bezprymschrodinger1319
    @bezprymschrodinger1319 5 років тому +6

    4:32
    Me and one of my classmates: There is another

  • @jordanteague7347
    @jordanteague7347 5 років тому +2

    7:03 granny looks proud of herself!

  • @woodster605
    @woodster605 4 роки тому +2

    ‘r/tallteenagers’
    ‘I’m 5’4 and gunna follow it’
    Yh man, what about me... a 14yr old who’s 4’8

  • @muhammad_ghanar3459
    @muhammad_ghanar3459 5 років тому +4

    7:11 Pope : i have the power of god and anime on my side

  • @dylanlanglois4114
    @dylanlanglois4114 5 років тому +9

    5:12 the definition of wet is when water molecules are clingy onto other molecules and there for water molecules cling together to form water so therefor water is wet by definition end of discussion.

    • @esperlemon
      @esperlemon 5 років тому

      *OTHER* molecules.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому

      Dihydrogen Monoxide = H2O
      2 hydrogen atoms bonded with one oxygen atom
      This is water

    • @esperlemon
      @esperlemon 5 років тому +1

      @@hexbrennisteinn that makes up a water molecule

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 років тому +1

      TheArtisticLemonYT I know what it makes

    • @esperlemon
      @esperlemon 5 років тому

      @@hexbrennisteinn I know. Dont know why I wrote that ._.

  • @voltsiano116
    @voltsiano116 5 років тому +14

    7:04
    That is a woman who has stared death in the face and laughed.

  • @josif9479
    @josif9479 4 роки тому

    Holy fuck I kept thinking that you and damien were the same person, sameish voice, sameish attitude, but I never had evidence, but now I'm overjoyed. Watched the Meme Team years ago, happy to see atleast some of them are still making content.

  • @MonoHasJono
    @MonoHasJono Рік тому

    12:54 I know this vid is three years old, but man.. this got me tearing up bro, I remember watching those videos 😭

  • @logplease3856
    @logplease3856 4 роки тому +3

    If you pour liquid water on ice you've gotten water wet

  • @leekuanlewis8926
    @leekuanlewis8926 5 років тому +17

    No wonder I like hearing his voice so much, I'm an idiot. It's pothead how I doing dude😂😂

    • @str7523
      @str7523 5 років тому

      Leekuan lewis wait he said is name is zach not Damien 🤔🤔

  • @Jay-pc2cc
    @Jay-pc2cc 5 років тому +8

    0:46 you didn’t read the picture things, i have no clue what made him a mad lad :( also the post after that

  • @yestoo377
    @yestoo377 3 роки тому

    I have no idea why, but the intro was so good, I felt shivers

  • @diamondtk287vxcedition6
    @diamondtk287vxcedition6 3 роки тому +2

    0:00
    Actually did this once but not an airport
    Went to a friend's house to prank him becuz I love doing it and it's funny
    I came while holding a conditioner bottle thats filled with strawberry yogurt, saying he should smell it.
    And i said it was conditioner that smelled like strawberries and I had him smell it for proof.
    Then after half the time I was in his house I grabed my "Strawberry conditioner" opned the lid and drank it.
    He was terrified..

  • @Thundersucs
    @Thundersucs 5 років тому +15

    The fact his name is Kyle he’s already messed something up by existing

  • @8rayd3n
    @8rayd3n 5 років тому +65

    Didnt you already upload this?

    • @UltriVhalis
      @UltriVhalis 5 років тому +2

      I think I saw this video on Damien Lee Emkay IS STEALING CONTENT

    • @alisang364
      @alisang364 5 років тому +7

      @@UltriVhalis thats him tho
      you cant woooosh me i have a pass

    • @Logomachy
      @Logomachy 5 років тому +1

      m.ua-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/v-deo.html

    • @alisang364
      @alisang364 5 років тому

      @FizzyFusion i left it at home

    • @loserchips1112
      @loserchips1112 5 років тому +3

      @@Logomachy I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT

  • @lorulewarrior7239
    @lorulewarrior7239 5 років тому +17

    12:20 The best part about this is that LilKirbs DIDN’T win, he got second place
    And then he went for the record after the contest was over

    • @god5926
      @god5926 4 роки тому

      Lorule Warrior ua-cam.com/video/af3k_NpvUcw/v-deo.html

  • @MoonFairy929
    @MoonFairy929 5 років тому +1

    Omg the water is/not wet debate.
    Comes up often with friends- mostly how we are NOT gonna debate that again. It makes my friend VERY grumpy. Lol

  • @hemanthaddala9939
    @hemanthaddala9939 5 років тому +1

    9:20 you really murdered that name there

  • @speedomon2493
    @speedomon2493 5 років тому +13

    When that skyrim music played instead of dark souls music...

    • @vynthiswechseln3868
      @vynthiswechseln3868 5 років тому +1

      In that nano-instant, I wanted blood.

    • @treysevy5079
      @treysevy5079 5 років тому +1

      And you wake up and here somebody says ah your finally awake

  • @zachservello7846
    @zachservello7846 5 років тому +61

    pls explain kind fellows: what happened to damien? i like zach (we are name twins lmao) but where is damien?
    edit thx bros

    • @MysticDeadman221
      @MysticDeadman221 5 років тому +12

      He still does videos, just not 2 a day anymore. He and Zack are splitting the work.

    • @deadnotsleeping
      @deadnotsleeping 5 років тому +7

      sub to damien lee i think hes the only one on that channel

    • @Logomachy
      @Logomachy 5 років тому +2

      m.ua-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/v-deo.html

    • @chromberries7329
      @chromberries7329 5 років тому +2

      IttzHyprYT emkay is damien and zachs channel

  • @cloudy2462
    @cloudy2462 5 років тому +14

    That first one had me shook ngl that's not a power move that how to take over a 3rd world country.

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 років тому +1

      I'm glad you enjoyed my colonization post, then

  • @solidseagull4062
    @solidseagull4062 5 років тому

    Okay, hear me out. Any amount of water that is composed of more than one water molecule is wet. It's wet because all water molecules will have at least one water molecule near it, thus making it wet. Therefore, water is wet. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

  • @Niceboi
    @Niceboi 2 роки тому

    the people at Emkay have earned more respect from me than i give my family.

  • @patat0364
    @patat0364 5 років тому +33

    Water is not wet it is just soggy

  • @madmouse1016
    @madmouse1016 5 років тому +4

    8:35
    must I even explain anymore why Dunkin's is better than Starbucks? XD

  • @cthulusushi1118
    @cthulusushi1118 4 роки тому +5

    6:54 he should’ve counterattacked with *you’re

  • @theanigamer9
    @theanigamer9 5 років тому

    Emkay and P.M. Seymour collab where they’re reading off Tumblr and Reddit posts and just both laughing their butts off from what the other reads, taking turns to see who’s got the funniest, weirdest, and most wholesome stuff between Tumblr and Reddit.

  • @kirakelvinart2169
    @kirakelvinart2169 4 роки тому

    Man in the bear suit: my plan shall work smoothly if it not ruined by you meddling kids