We once pulled the alt+F4 on a teacher. No one, be it us or the teacher, could fathom how he fell for it. He was an IT teacher, we were IT students... It was supposed to be an insider joke.
It's not as bad as the server admin that destroyed half the computers in the computer lab in school because I told him that "del *.*" Deleted the cache off the system and he ran it on all the PCs at once
13:32 I would fill it with some red colored liquid soap, so they first would think it is watery ketchup but then when they try to wash it off they would realize it is actually soap.
There are 8 billion people in the world. 65% of that is 5.2 billion. On average, someone would spend around 5 minutes a day sitting on a toilet to take shit. That's about 0.35% of a day dedicated to that activity, which means that about 18.2 million people are sitting on a toilet (or the local equivalent) at any given time.
20:08 “wow, it sure was *nice* of you to give me that dollar” *annoyed sigh as you fish out another dollar* “wow, two dollars, you’re so generous, what a *nice* quality” and so on
My one thing that I want for my funeral is that someone dresses up as the grim reaper. I've always wanted to dress up as one when I went to a funeral, but my mom wouldn't see the humor in it.
3:10 One very specific instance: a Halloween party. My friend’s Mom hosted and made such chocolates, but they were labeled. People knew they were gambling when they bit into one of these. He brought them to our DnD session, and whenever I went to have one I’d tear it in half, first
2:50 i think changing a programmer's code and replacing semi-colons with Greek question marks is more immediately evil, and lasts longer if you can remap the keybind for semicolon to said symbol.
Chiller font is still one of my favorites. I also had an undertale oc named after that font (cause skeletons in Undertale are font based). I'd say it was cringey but I have no shame.
1:52 the chiller font brings back good memories. my sixteenth birthday, i made invitations, and i used that font as an edgy high schooler. it said "let's start a riot! mei's 16th birthday", in reference to the Three Days Grace song. ahhh simpler times...
Hear me out: a tv show about this idea. but instead its ALL of humanity. Storylines of people creating new species, and said species going to war, people creating magic, drama between people as someone cut another guys planet in half, that kinda shit
@@AIHumanEquality okay, so it wouldnt be chaotic for me to make a bright pink and cutesie, eldritch horror who needs to eat planets to survive, and is almost completely unkillable?
Hear me out What if someone surgically inserted a singular hair folicle inside of someone’s leg. So every time they move, or do anything really, they will feel an insane inner itch that they can’t ever scratch. And they would also feel mild, not huge ammount of pain every time they walk. The folicle would be so small, and so well hidden that any attempt of removing it would be basically impossible.
@@Swabitty that "couldn't be feeling better" reminds me of that one "it's been 9 years, I hope everything is going well in your life!" "It couldn't have been going worse, Keith"
6:40 There are 8 billion people on the earth, are you implying that 10-25% of the population is on the toilet at a time..? If 65% of people were to be affected i'd say maybe 10 million people or so would be on the toilet, and that still feels like a lot.
Originally yes, however the words Ketchup and Sauce are still used today. In Australia for example we call Ketchup by the name Sauce. Ketchup is a word that got created imv within the US. Also, sauce are served hot, ketchup isnt.
3:30 that one cracked me up so much damn it's such an amazing one, ALL reminders of his injury in hilarious ways, how tf do you get such a silly idea man
0:25 Fortunately for those who might otherwise have aibohphobia, aibohphobia does not actually exist afaik. There's a word for it, but iirc there are no actual diagnosed cases of it. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia, however, does exist I believe (hopefully I spelled it right; I typed it from memory). That's the fear of long words.
0:20 it’s much like hippopotomonstrosesquippedailaphobia which is the fear of long words, but don’t worry it has a shorter version of which is sesquiladailaphobia
Or really most speech impediments. Lisp Rhotacism Lamdacism Stutter All include phonetic combinations especially hard for people with the condition to pronounce.
The one with Jerry and Robby is a social psych experiment where you give two groups an identical test, and in one group everyone has to answer it (so the distribution of time spent and results achieved is pretty normal), whereas in the other group only a small subset actually had to answer the test, with everyone else getting instructions like these to make it seem like the test was extremely easy. Turns out in the second scenario, people score *consistently* a lot lower than when just given the test normally
17:30 "South Park - The fractured but whole" did that. there's a quest where you have to follow Cartman and he complains about how he hates escort missions because of how slow you are
2:05 I remember always hating that font as a kid, lol. Meanwhile, EVERY font that resembled copperplate? My favorite thing as a child, and I still like em a lot.
17:41 I find this one quite hilarious because me and one of my friends were texting earlier, wishing minor inconveniences on my bestie's ex because he's a freakin' jerk face now (from the things she's described to me and as a psychology student, I suspect he may be a narcissist) and that was one of my wishes on him lol. Some others I said were "I hope every time he puts his clothes in the dryer, no matter how long he leaves them in they come out just every so slightly damp" "I hope every time he eats a piece of chocolate, it's always slightly melted and makes a sticky, sugary mess" "I hope every time he takes a shower, there's annoying air pockets in the shampoo pump" and "I hope every time he goes to sleep, he's always just a little too hot with the blankets on, but a little too cold with them off" 😂 As a very passive girlie, this is the most violence one can ever get out of me. Unless you offer to battle me in a stick fight. In that case I'ma absolutely destroy your knuckles
10:33 Even less people understand that hawks would have a really hard time even taking a small dog. The biggest bird struggles to lift a four pound rabbit, they aren’t going to try their luck with something that can bite back.
9:35 I remember I did that in, I believe it was fifth grade, to a classmate (And I'm finishing up a second semester of community College currently, for reference on how long it was ago). She had taken my pen/laser pointer so I decided to give her an empty $20 Burger King gift card I, for some reason, still had. However, at the end of the day, I told one of her friends that it was empty (Because I didn't actually want her to go try to use it, to then realize it was empty). When I get like, halfway across the school field, I just hear "RYAN, YOU ARE SO DEAD." So you have me, with my bookbag on, just now running to get home. I failed, she caught up to me, tried to demand the pen back, but somehow, I managed to get out of that situation with the pen still with me. Though when I saw her on a different day out of school, she did give me a (Not actually serious) death stare.
8:42 *'Merry-Go-Round Broken Down'. 'March of the Gladiators' is also correct.* 19:12 *"I wish I had 4 wishes!" {Genie wiggles his fingers as if creating a miracle.} "You have 3 wishes."*
16:48 This one doesn't work in the UK. We have Shopping trollys here, but they pretty much universally have coin opperated locks on them. When you put the trolly back it lets you take the coin back. So we do have something to gain here by returning them, a £1 coin.
It's funny how some people see nothing wrong with stealing a shopping cart worth several hundred pounds but resent losing a one pound deposit enough to return it.
20:28 doesn't work anyways because it's change the price. kindness doesn't have a price placed on it, so there is no price for being nice that can be changed to $1💀
6:33 most wish granters are like the monkey's paw, so something vague enough to be different for each person but concise enough to not be able to be monkey's pawed something like "answers"
I keep finding myself returning shopping carts that aren't even mine. That or I check to make sure they aren't soaking wet from being outside or have a bad wheel and then use them myself
For the wish I'd wish for half a ton of gold. 65% of the population get's also half a ton of gold, making the price of gold plummet. Now it's cheap as plastic. Pros: Now it can be used extensively for anything that requires electric contacts (gold doesn't rust) Pro Pros: "Let's return to the gold standard" weirdos get to eat sh_t now because it's worthless.
14:45 "This isn't real as we know." If memory serves, this was real as one of several programs or interfaces that was made for the sake of being as infuriating/annoying as possible as a massive fun joke. I wish I could remember what the others were, and I'm praying I'm not just making this shit up, I swear I remember this being a thing.
We once pulled the alt+F4 on a teacher. No one, be it us or the teacher, could fathom how he fell for it.
He was an IT teacher, we were IT students... It was supposed to be an insider joke.
Teachers are overworked and underpaid is likely how.
i think he had a brain fart
honestly rip on whatever he was working on unsaved
It's not as bad as the server admin that destroyed half the computers in the computer lab in school because I told him that "del *.*" Deleted the cache off the system and he ran it on all the PCs at once
@@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 you didn't, he didn't omg that's so horrably funny
1:44 "Balls are SWINGIN'" I love Emkay quotes and randomly saying them to my friends without any context
can't believe he has 3 small star-shaped balls
@@theominouspigeon is that A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
@@baldxiaono
😭
He's so fucking hilarious! 🤣
13:32 I would fill it with some red colored liquid soap, so they first would think it is watery ketchup but then when they try to wash it off they would realize it is actually soap.
And then they have to get more ☺
They will never be able to trust anything ever again.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 That’s the plan 😈😈😈
Yeesh. I think everyone has a little S@t@n in them 😬
I will be seen
There are 8 billion people in the world. 65% of that is 5.2 billion. On average, someone would spend around 5 minutes a day sitting on a toilet to take shit. That's about 0.35% of a day dedicated to that activity, which means that about 18.2 million people are sitting on a toilet (or the local equivalent) at any given time.
most interesting thing I've read today!
so i still get 5 billion people
No way it's only 5 minutes, I would expect at least 10
Nerd.
Lol.
My ass cannot be talking I'm in 10th grade and have precalculus.
some shat themself while asking their crush out
20:08 “wow, it sure was *nice* of you to give me that dollar”
*annoyed sigh as you fish out another dollar*
“wow, two dollars, you’re so generous, what a *nice* quality”
and so on
@@rascaltherascal very nice of you to point that out :)
@@rascaltherascalHow *nice* of you to clarify.
stop
@@MaxineP-rimethat’s not _nice_
@@itsmewzie *reluctantly gives you a dollar*
My one thing that I want for my funeral is that someone dresses up as the grim reaper. I've always wanted to dress up as one when I went to a funeral, but my mom wouldn't see the humor in it.
That's me
@@TheGrimReaperXDno way
Don't take this seriously, but you can always wait until someone's funeral is on halloween, then nobody could accuse you of being inconsiderate😅
No no no what you do is go to the nursing home at night as the Grim Reaper
The Loonie Toon's "That's all folks" for the curtain draw would have my spirit double over laughing!
I want "I fell into a burnin' ring of fire" for mine
*Looney tunes
Easy way to remember that it's Looney _Tunes,_ not Looney Toons: the alternate name is Merry Melodies. Tunes, melodies, both kinds of music.
Does anyone else think Robin or Jack should do a collab with The Click?
YES we need this
I certainly think so
OMG YES
Yes
Jack especially. The energy bouncing off eachother would be LEGENDARY
6:22 -- If you're on the toilet you won't shit yourself; the wish will wait until you pull up your pants, then you'll shit yourself.
Evil
But then it would wait for you too?
3:10
One very specific instance: a Halloween party. My friend’s Mom hosted and made such chocolates, but they were labeled. People knew they were gambling when they bit into one of these. He brought them to our DnD session, and whenever I went to have one I’d tear it in half, first
2:50 i think changing a programmer's code and replacing semi-colons with Greek question marks is more immediately evil, and lasts longer if you can remap the keybind for semicolon to said symbol.
Oh my god this would be actual hell.
You'd need some sort of algorithm to do this automatically depending on the size of the code, you could be replacing semicolons for hours
@@webpombo7765 does your IDE not have a Refactor command?
@@webpombo7765"find and replace" is our lord savior
@@webpombo7765%s/;/;/g
Chiller font is still one of my favorites. I also had an undertale oc named after that font (cause skeletons in Undertale are font based). I'd say it was cringey but I have no shame.
thats very cool :D
Chiller as the name of an undertale skelebro is cool. It fits the font thing like you said. I think that's cooler than Ariel
I love that for you
Ah yes, my favorite undertale character, _Script 2_
@@snuuygaming38274Wingdings 2
My best friend passed away and had requested “ding dong the witch is dead” we couldn’t help but smile at her joke (also the funeral was on Halloween)
1:52 the chiller font brings back good memories. my sixteenth birthday, i made invitations, and i used that font as an edgy high schooler. it said "let's start a riot! mei's 16th birthday", in reference to the Three Days Grace song. ahhh simpler times...
"I suspect they want to sin" TOOK ME OUT 😭
15:49
Roses are red, the sky can be pink
I could have made this rhyme, but decided not to.
Wishing for me,
Praying for you,
People must breath
And I'm telling you you're doing it manually now
@@ftjellies bro whyyyy
@@da1syfr lel
@@ftjelliesSTOP
@Rose2ndC1L3 no
I reported this video for nudity so that a youtube employee is forced to watch this masterpiece.
Genius
I saw this just as that section came up
Samee
Bro
Whether the weather be good, or whether the weather be bad. We'll weather the weather no matter the weather, whether it be good or be bad.
NOO
Is this a quote from “The Phantom Tollbooth” or am I crazy
Perfection👌
Oldie but a goodie.
I wonder whether with westerly winds and wetter weather the wonderfully wakeful wethers will woefully withdraw wither they will.
sounds like a limerick
5:36 POV: The Sims
Thanks for the idea
8:21 flagging this for nudity so a UA-cam employee has to watch 20 minutes of EmKay
6:28 you know what.
Becoming an omnipotent and immortal.
The Chaos would be immeasurably
Hear me out: a tv show about this idea. but instead its ALL of humanity.
Storylines of people creating new species, and said species going to war, people creating magic, drama between people as someone cut another guys planet in half, that kinda shit
If you're omnipotent there would be no such thing as chaos. You have to have relativity to invoke chaos.
@@AIHumanEquality okay, so it wouldnt be chaotic for me to make a bright pink and cutesie, eldritch horror who needs to eat planets to survive, and is almost completely unkillable?
@@someguy15721No because you'd have made it on purpose. Chaos by its nature has to be unpredictable. An ordered madness is still ordered not chaos.
@@AIHumanEquality I mean there are billions of other people with very different goals that are just as powerful, so...
Hear me out
What if someone surgically inserted a singular hair folicle inside of someone’s leg. So every time they move, or do anything really, they will feel an insane inner itch that they can’t ever scratch. And they would also feel mild, not huge ammount of pain every time they walk. The folicle would be so small, and so well hidden that any attempt of removing it would be basically impossible.
Why did you think of this. Are you ok? It seems too cruel and knowledgeable for someone sane and well-being
@ couldn’t be feeling better.
@@Swabitty that "couldn't be feeling better" reminds me of that one "it's been 9 years, I hope everything is going well in your life!"
"It couldn't have been going worse, Keith"
@@airam1721 oh
I'm telling god
6:40 There are 8 billion people on the earth, are you implying that 10-25% of the population is on the toilet at a time..? If 65% of people were to be affected i'd say maybe 10 million people or so would be on the toilet, and that still feels like a lot.
12:40 Ketchup actually originally meant just sauce, so the bottle is probably old af
@@danieltojzan6869 No catch up used to mean to reach something or someone.
@@AIHumanEqualitythey said ketchup, not catch up... 🙂
@@ihaunturcloset Whoosh.
Originally yes, however the words Ketchup and Sauce are still used today. In Australia for example we call Ketchup by the name Sauce. Ketchup is a word that got created imv within the US. Also, sauce are served hot, ketchup isnt.
@@AIHumanEquality 👏👏👏 nice joke, very funny.
3:30 that one cracked me up so much damn it's such an amazing one, ALL reminders of his injury in hilarious ways, how tf do you get such a silly idea man
1:31: This is why I'm glad that you can ask for a definition.
9:08 At my grandma's funeral my grandpa had all of us throw fishing lures in her grave
0:25 Fortunately for those who might otherwise have aibohphobia, aibohphobia does not actually exist afaik. There's a word for it, but iirc there are no actual diagnosed cases of it. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia, however, does exist I believe (hopefully I spelled it right; I typed it from memory). That's the fear of long words.
You almost got it correct there you accidentally swapped the I and the L in the dailaphobia part
what does "afaik" and "iirc" mean? i have literally never heard those in my life lol
@@morganisapro8k "Afaik" is "as far as I know" and "iirc" is "if I recall correctly."
@@ForgetfulBeliirc could also be more easily remembered as “if i remember correctly” as words most people are familiar with
Got to love these cringe made up words
0:20 it’s much like hippopotomonstrosesquippedailaphobia which is the fear of long words, but don’t worry it has a shorter version of which is sesquiladailaphobia
Or really most speech impediments.
Lisp
Rhotacism
Lamdacism
Stutter
All include phonetic combinations especially hard for people with the condition to pronounce.
The one with Jerry and Robby is a social psych experiment where you give two groups an identical test, and in one group everyone has to answer it (so the distribution of time spent and results achieved is pretty normal), whereas in the other group only a small subset actually had to answer the test, with everyone else getting instructions like these to make it seem like the test was extremely easy. Turns out in the second scenario, people score *consistently* a lot lower than when just given the test normally
19:52 each time you need to sneeze, you have to pay a dollar in order to actually sneeze. Otherwise it doesn’t go away.
What does that mean for people in countries that don't use the dollar? Are we perpetually needing to sneeze?
@@anannoyance4807yes, *achoo* I am europ *achoo* ean and can confirm
@@anannoyance4807the exchange rate…?
Bro is NOT the wizard
8:41 “Thats all folks!”
18:54 this reminds me of the directions test that just test how well you can follow directions.
See, I was the kid that actually wasn't fooled but I did the things anyway because I was bored 😢
17:30 "South Park - The fractured but whole" did that. there's a quest where you have to follow Cartman and he complains about how he hates escort missions because of how slow you are
19:16 think of how horrible it would be to have explosive mosquitoes
13:45 PVZ 2 devs making the newest plant:
It would probably move in a circle and the devs would still find a way to fuck up the animation
Genies did exist... until someone wished that they didn't.
omg you might be onto something
🧞♂️: 😮
Djinn did exist, until King Solomon . . .
3:39 if I broke my toe from dropping something, I know damn well I would cackle at this care package. That’s gold.
3:43 is just job humor between work colleagues. If i broke a toe at work i would laugh if someone got me those.
6:57 65% is 5,200,000,000 so yeah probably a lot on the toilet
Yeah but even if 1 billion were on the toilet then still half the world would shit themselves. I wonder what kind of news coverage that would get
Are you illiterate? 65% of people shit themselves, many of which won't be on the toilet.
Another guy estimated that only about 10 million people on the toilet
8:31 Elton john- I'm still standing
4:18 I Will. I most certainly will. Thank you
honestly, the guy selling the teeth has a point
3:17 "We've all heard the horror stories."
(upbeat music playing in the background)
20:19 the correct way to do it is the opposite it costs a dollar to be mean.
2:05 I remember always hating that font as a kid, lol. Meanwhile, EVERY font that resembled copperplate? My favorite thing as a child, and I still like em a lot.
17:41 I find this one quite hilarious because me and one of my friends were texting earlier, wishing minor inconveniences on my bestie's ex because he's a freakin' jerk face now (from the things she's described to me and as a psychology student, I suspect he may be a narcissist) and that was one of my wishes on him lol. Some others I said were "I hope every time he puts his clothes in the dryer, no matter how long he leaves them in they come out just every so slightly damp" "I hope every time he eats a piece of chocolate, it's always slightly melted and makes a sticky, sugary mess" "I hope every time he takes a shower, there's annoying air pockets in the shampoo pump" and "I hope every time he goes to sleep, he's always just a little too hot with the blankets on, but a little too cold with them off" 😂 As a very passive girlie, this is the most violence one can ever get out of me. Unless you offer to battle me in a stick fight. In that case I'ma absolutely destroy your knuckles
0:58 Blastin' Berry Cherry koolaid made for an excellent April Fool's prank
"You need to commit to the goddamn bit!" (15:10) The most hardcore thing I've heard today.
2:29 my curiosity got the better of me (I know what it does but it's like saying don't press the big red button)
Wait wait wait the genie tv show idea is actually so fun 😅 (19:30)
1:36 Why not banish the wallet-stealing fiend with your mighty stream to assert dominance?
13:37 This is absolutely, without a doubt, the most evil thing in this video.
The WOMP WOMP actually killed me lmao
6:09 no, I’ve never done a single embarrassing thing
While conscious enough to remember it :3
Selling someone's (fake) upper teeth is crazy
10:23
My parents forcing me who doesnt know these bridgs to go over these for "a memorable experience":
10:33 Even less people understand that hawks would have a really hard time even taking a small dog. The biggest bird struggles to lift a four pound rabbit, they aren’t going to try their luck with something that can bite back.
3:25 One of my dad's friends actually did it. He made custom wrappers (Like quality street) as well.
9:35 I remember I did that in, I believe it was fifth grade, to a classmate (And I'm finishing up a second semester of community College currently, for reference on how long it was ago). She had taken my pen/laser pointer so I decided to give her an empty $20 Burger King gift card I, for some reason, still had. However, at the end of the day, I told one of her friends that it was empty (Because I didn't actually want her to go try to use it, to then realize it was empty). When I get like, halfway across the school field, I just hear "RYAN, YOU ARE SO DEAD." So you have me, with my bookbag on, just now running to get home. I failed, she caught up to me, tried to demand the pen back, but somehow, I managed to get out of that situation with the pen still with me. Though when I saw her on a different day out of school, she did give me a (Not actually serious) death stare.
“so im selling her upper teeth” 😭
I have revoked your upper teeth privileges
Marker bfdi :)
@Megumi-kp4br Airy one :)
Hi pin from the hit object show bfdi !!
@@Puddle_Bug Hi clock from the hit object show Its Time For The!!!
12:56
For bonus points, fill it with watery mustard and ketchup! Boy will that be funny
7:23 "light hearted" mf this subreddit is supposed to be the opposite of light hearted
Yeah that guy is a villain
2:29 the oldest trick in the book
4:26 what's wrong about this?
He put the coin with a screw in the wet concrete in a way that when the concrete hardens, it will be impossible to pick up the coin.
@@Crimzon0 oh my god...
@@Crimzon0 EVIL
@@Crimzon0 that is evil and genius at the same time
Thank you for posting this; I was looking for the answer
If I ever die I'm going to have my way to hell playing
18:34 this would be a fun game ngl, i loved breaking big pieces of ice when i was a kid
16:51 that is the definition of selflessness to do something that will benefit other when gain nothing in return
8:42 *'Merry-Go-Round Broken Down'. 'March of the Gladiators' is also correct.*
19:12 *"I wish I had 4 wishes!" {Genie wiggles his fingers as if creating a miracle.} "You have 3 wishes."*
what
I wish I had 5 wishes!
8:10 i just flagged this for nudity so a youtube employee has to watch 20 minutes of emkay
"It costs nothing to be nice"
"Well now it costs $1"
Isn't that just late-stage capitalism?
15:50 yeah, I don't think Satan would drive a jeep.
.
If you scrolled all the way down here, your gay. OoOoOoOoOoHhHh ScArY!
16:48 This one doesn't work in the UK. We have Shopping trollys here, but they pretty much universally have coin opperated locks on them. When you put the trolly back it lets you take the coin back. So we do have something to gain here by returning them, a £1 coin.
It's funny how some people see nothing wrong with stealing a shopping cart worth several hundred pounds but resent losing a one pound deposit enough to return it.
19:55 Every fast food chain has to have a reasonable $1 meal option.
8:00 W orange peanut, i love this youtuber
Same
14:14 I would give them the mint for the joke but I would also put at least a hundred with it because of the help that it says they did
20:28 doesn't work anyways because it's change the price. kindness doesn't have a price placed on it, so there is no price for being nice that can be changed to $1💀
8:50 The song "I'm Still Standing"
2:10 - You dont tell them Alt+F4 anymore, just tell them Ctrl+F4 will do it. If you dont know what it does, then I aint telling ya :)
I’ll say it, it closes the active tab or window
Windows Key + L
17:23 Anne franks diary was published after she died
Thanks Patrick
3:03 this happened to me once. It took my dumba at least 3 bites to realize it was not in fact green chocolate. Now I know I love brussels sprouts
6:33 most wish granters are like the monkey's paw, so something vague enough to be different for each person but concise enough to not be able to be monkey's pawed
something like "answers"
Imagine you taking your boyfriend's candy and he sells your teeth
*cereal
10:25 It's not that they're scared of heights, it's that they think they're going to fall, most likely to their deaths
2:41 i use alt f4 to quickly leave stuff
16:56 you return the cart to make the person who puts the carts back’s job better
1:43 BALLS
I keep finding myself returning shopping carts that aren't even mine.
That or I check to make sure they aren't soaking wet from being outside or have a bad wheel and then use them myself
For the wish I'd wish for half a ton of gold. 65% of the population get's also half a ton of gold, making the price of gold plummet. Now it's cheap as plastic.
Pros: Now it can be used extensively for anything that requires electric contacts (gold doesn't rust)
Pro Pros: "Let's return to the gold standard" weirdos get to eat sh_t now because it's worthless.
Emkay and darkdom should collaborate
4:26 I don't understand what's going on here.
Me neither I was scrolling comments for an answer
If I saw a headjar I'd go "Wait what. Oh cool, how? Huh, neat. Shame it's not real.". And then I'd steal the idea.
4:11 If the couple wants to make it. Akward for the third wheeler just. Make fully focused eye contact while doing it😂
cuck chair!?
REFERENCE!?
he made a jschlatt reference
aibohphobia is wild
15:05 Yeah, we just ollie them or skate around. Also...eyes that produce 3 dimensional images in our brains.
Idk, I’ve seen some amazing 3d sidewalk art
10:42 when i was 17 on haloween i dressed up as aladdin
(i was a problem)
i did not darken my skin but still it feels weird in hindsight
5:51 god it's so relateble
20:19 remember when breathing was free
13:12 fill it with Tabasco
14:45 "This isn't real as we know." If memory serves, this was real as one of several programs or interfaces that was made for the sake of being as infuriating/annoying as possible as a massive fun joke. I wish I could remember what the others were, and I'm praying I'm not just making this shit up, I swear I remember this being a thing.