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  • @MrxD-cg5xs
    @MrxD-cg5xs 3 роки тому +2203

    Ya know, over here in Europe we‘re just grabbing ourselves a big bag of popcorn and enjoy the shitshow.
    It is quite entertaining.

    • @raikuthedragon3907
      @raikuthedragon3907 3 роки тому +12

      Mr.xD, honestly I wish.

    • @AmericanIdiot7659
      @AmericanIdiot7659 3 роки тому +88

      @@cgmackie He put my mom on the verge of poverty when he shutdown the government and made her deppression worse, when I was 11.

    • @ninjahoney5945
      @ninjahoney5945 3 роки тому +15

      @@cgmackieuh o

    • @Brotherkiller17
      @Brotherkiller17 3 роки тому +35

      Lol welp im in the shitshow and can get out i wish i could sit back and watch

    • @caltheuntitled8021
      @caltheuntitled8021 3 роки тому +13

      I envy Europe

  • @disorientedexpansion7099
    @disorientedexpansion7099 3 роки тому +4111

    As a Canadian, this is like watching a game of hockey. Aggressive, competitive, and you can’t tell what’s going on half the time.

    • @amieperkins4933
      @amieperkins4933 3 роки тому +133

      yes we ride a moose from our igloos to hockey school

    • @sugarrmoon
      @sugarrmoon 3 роки тому +200

      For real. As a Canadian too, wtf is happening to America? Like, yall good?

    • @arctik2596
      @arctik2596 3 роки тому +21

      this is so true

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 роки тому +74

      @@sugarrmoon i'm from western Washington. so close to...yet so far from...a country that knows what it's doing...

    • @talismanbutihadtomakeitlonger
      @talismanbutihadtomakeitlonger 3 роки тому +7

      Same

  • @emberjenkins8903
    @emberjenkins8903 3 роки тому +2509

    I forgot this was r/Facepalm and not just political memes and got so confused when there was a randok meme about sugar and lawsuits

  • @rimiluvr3360
    @rimiluvr3360 3 роки тому +1603

    “maybe i’ll have to leave the country, i don’t know.”
    Panic spreading across the globe

    • @depressedshadow8205
      @depressedshadow8205 3 роки тому +115

      I feel bad for whatever country has to deal with him

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 роки тому +44

      @@depressedshadow8205 hopefully he doesn’t choose Denmark

    • @rimiluvr3360
      @rimiluvr3360 3 роки тому +54

      @@onehealthpoint7643 No please i live in canada he can go to the UK

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 3 роки тому +17

      Despair

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 3 роки тому +37

      @@onehealthpoint7643 dang it, I was gonna move to Canada! New Zealand here I come...

  • @fairylovesyou
    @fairylovesyou 3 роки тому +1372

    UA-cam: _makes the like button white_
    Everybody who said "wHy iS tHe LiKe BuTtOn BlUe??": ...

  • @MM-sx7zs
    @MM-sx7zs 3 роки тому +1328

    I see a whole lot of "I'm not American, I don't know what's going on or why", and I'd like to say that I'm American, and I *still* don't know what's happening. I'd hazard that a whole lot of us in the US are just sitting here with a blank-face going, "Are you serious? Really? They did that? They weren't *arrested* for that? Da fuq?"

    • @coodoritos
      @coodoritos 3 роки тому +86

      Exactly, I can relate to this comment on a *S P I R I T U A L* level

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 3 роки тому +24

      *Y E S*

    • @ididitlikethis2273
      @ididitlikethis2273 3 роки тому +46

      Im american, i stared into the abyss and the abyss did alot more then stare back.

    • @sunnydasheep
      @sunnydasheep 3 роки тому +38

      Dear Non-Americans,
      *S E N D H E L P*

    • @jabber7604
      @jabber7604 3 роки тому +5

      yes

  • @thermophile1695
    @thermophile1695 3 роки тому +66

    In my English class, we're supposed to write our essay supporting a position we disagree with. Mine is about how the election was rigged.

    • @tacocats2244
      @tacocats2244 3 роки тому

      Show them! SHOW THEM ALL THE TRUTH!!! ua-cam.com/video/DZfzJATDmXs/v-deo.html
      Edit: this comment is cringe

    • @56jmack
      @56jmack 2 роки тому +2

      @@tacocats2244 yes, they found voter fraud, mainly republicans fraudulently casting votes for traitor trump

    • @KittenUndercover
      @KittenUndercover 2 роки тому +1

      @@tacocats2244 whooooooosh!!!

    • @tacocats2244
      @tacocats2244 2 роки тому

      @@56jmack ok question: why do you still believe Joe? Also, Voter fraud has always been for both parties, in every election there is always voter fraud no matter who it is. The difference is that, this time it got out of hand and the fraud was in the millions

    • @56jmack
      @56jmack 2 роки тому +3

      @@tacocats2244 smoke your pipe and stop talking shi&e, have you got a doctor? probably because you can't afford one, the GOP made sure of that, have you ever wondered how insurance investors can

  • @jimmymcgill5072
    @jimmymcgill5072 3 роки тому +485

    Every Trump Supporter: "IF BIDEN WINS I'LL LEAVE THE COUNTRY"
    Everybody else: *ok*

    • @nightshade9184
      @nightshade9184 3 роки тому +27

      Pretty funny since people said they move to Canada if Trump won. Proves how dumb the 2 party system can be

    • @conchurfitzsimons570
      @conchurfitzsimons570 3 роки тому +28

      I wonder how many people actually did it

    • @nightshade9184
      @nightshade9184 3 роки тому +20

      @@conchurfitzsimons570 I know many celebrities who said it and they are still in America. 🤷‍♀️

    • @jimmymcgill5072
      @jimmymcgill5072 3 роки тому +10

      @@conchurfitzsimons570 Sadly not much

    • @kbyrnenc
      @kbyrnenc 3 роки тому +9

      @@nightshade9184 2016 or 2020? they seem like the same thing, someone losing saying it was a rigged election then people say they are gonna leave the country but don't

  • @scoriaBlvd778
    @scoriaBlvd778 3 роки тому +3684

    “r/facepalm american edition”
    nothing changed

  • @NatetheConductor
    @NatetheConductor 3 роки тому +1103

    “If Biden wins I’m going to Hawaii!”
    *Im sure that Hawaii Voted Biden for president*

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 3 роки тому +37

      By nearly 30%

    • @schnuffelschnuffel141
      @schnuffelschnuffel141 3 роки тому +3

      GHFHGHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @irishtisme1794
      @irishtisme1794 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah a president that's shit

    • @Near_Void
      @Near_Void 3 роки тому +61

      @@irishtisme1794 lets go through some of the things trump did as president. This isnt all of them, but its a start
      Trump showed a flagrant disregard of the rule of law by pardoning Blackwater Contractors who massacred unarmed Iraqi civilians, including innocent women and children.
      Trump vetoed $741 billion in military spending and a 3 percent pay raise for our troops over an unrelated issue, and put Republicans who voted for it in the difficult position of having to choose whether to flip-flop or override his veto.
      Trump was apparently talked out of a complete withdrawal, but reducing to 2500 troops in each country makes no strategic sense. Despite an ongoing terrorist threat, we will have fewer troops in Afghanistan or Iraq than we do in Spain
      After Democrats refused multiple GOP offers since July, Congress finally approved an aid package just as much pandemic relief was expiring. But Trump refused to sign the bill for almost a week - forcing millions of Americans to spend Christmas wondering whether they would be left to fend for themselves during the worst of the pandemic.
      There is alot more. But im too bored to continue

    • @funnynameisnotfound8953
      @funnynameisnotfound8953 3 роки тому +4

      @@irishtisme1794 .

  • @thatfish1236
    @thatfish1236 3 роки тому +653

    I live in England, and I can say for sure: That guy who think England knows how to run a country is mistaken.

    • @arnebargholz8848
      @arnebargholz8848 3 роки тому +43

      As a German I have to say I respect your decision to leave the EU. I am a bit sad that it will be harder for the British comedians to come over. On the other hand I am really not a fan of the newest generation of comedians: Boris Johnson, piti Patel...

    • @hemkae1357
      @hemkae1357 3 роки тому +4

      @@arnebargholz8848 Philipp Amthor

    • @Betsybabe3218
      @Betsybabe3218 2 роки тому

      Ah yes, our former president, he doesn't know how to either

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 2 роки тому

      BORIS BORIS BORIS!😂

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому +3

      Boris Johnson was born in America, so...

  • @noahbenard9404
    @noahbenard9404 3 роки тому +237

    I vote that any running president must take the 8th grade constitution test and are required to get 100%.

    • @jeffcarroll6553
      @jeffcarroll6553 2 роки тому +2

      That is several bars too high if you want a president

    • @exister._.5086
      @exister._.5086 2 роки тому +1

      Most of the 21st century presidents cannot even get %60

    • @FluidTomato-iq9vl
      @FluidTomato-iq9vl 2 роки тому +4

      I agree, we wouldn’t have a sleepy joe

    • @mamaluigi1438
      @mamaluigi1438 2 роки тому +17

      @@FluidTomato-iq9vl Or an orange man

    • @jakekneega7400
      @jakekneega7400 2 роки тому +4

      @@FluidTomato-iq9vl I would rather him sleep the day away than file for bankruptcy 6 times, consistently lie and make life worse for the average American, and be the centerpiece of the stupidest conspiracy scandal since "We're gonna storm Area 51"

  • @wizardm5194
    @wizardm5194 3 роки тому +1843

    Last time I was this early Georgia was Red.

  • @queenphayze4766
    @queenphayze4766 3 роки тому +237

    When I saw something not election related, I suddenly remembered that this is still r/facepalm lol

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako 3 роки тому +326

    “I haven’t met you.”
    “Yes-I was due some good luck at some point this year.”
    Spencer will be the next guy to go to the hospital to get treatment for that *sick burn!!!*

    • @thomastismyname9203
      @thomastismyname9203 3 роки тому +12

      Unfortunately that hospital won't be able to treat him because it is at full capacity with covid patients.

    • @cartoonfantasy4541
      @cartoonfantasy4541 3 роки тому +4

      Here while it was on 69 likes

    • @rileyd2765
      @rileyd2765 3 роки тому

      It's literally Michael Rosen

    • @wondertriplover
      @wondertriplover 2 роки тому

      He wrote The Michael Rosen Rap, of course he can dish out sick burns.

  • @RealBunger
    @RealBunger 3 роки тому +35

    I hate how Americans all say that taxes are theft even literally every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college because the people actually do their parts.

    • @Betsybabe3218
      @Betsybabe3218 2 роки тому +2

      I feel that way because we don't have those things. We could, easily, we have more than enough money. But when my taxes go to either Daddy Jeff or some pointless overseas war, that's why I say that taxation is theft.

    • @KittenUndercover
      @KittenUndercover 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah only rethuglicans say that

    • @zacharyadams3422
      @zacharyadams3422 2 роки тому

      Litterly every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college?I can't immediately disprove that but my bs meter is going ballistic lol.

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 2 роки тому

      and tell us, where do american taxes go? 😐😐😐 maybe look into the american situation before making ignorant comments like this

    • @DDS029
      @DDS029 Рік тому

      The reason it is theft IS because you have free health care and continued higher education. I wouldn't consider it theft if that's what we got also. We get rich politicians who don't have to go "back to work" after they leave office. They get at least half of what the rest of us have to pay for, PLUS an unreasonably high retirement package. Now in 2022, the British really understand that with the 'retirement' package of there 45 day PM.

  • @mackback319
    @mackback319 3 роки тому +488

    the pitch up of the national anthem gave me severe flashbacks to the adult swim morph bumper
    edit: for whoever is confused, i'm talking about this signoff bumper: ua-cam.com/video/wm3kN5Pn0Xg/v-deo.html

    • @vaseslavy8516
      @vaseslavy8516 3 роки тому +1

      @John Doe shrimp

    • @pigeonette1
      @pigeonette1 3 роки тому +1

      @John Doe l i m p

    • @ryzech4168
      @ryzech4168 3 роки тому +1

      @John Doe its what you are and what you will always be

    • @Fish-is-Fish
      @Fish-is-Fish 3 роки тому

      @John Doe b l i m p

    • @rickelvi
      @rickelvi 3 роки тому

      It reminded me of the ending of Danger Days

  • @Cat_Lord_j
    @Cat_Lord_j 3 роки тому +277

    Me and the boys living in Russia: Ah, the Americans are electing a new President. Let's see who we are going to complain against for the next few years.

    • @horseconfused
      @horseconfused 3 роки тому

      Haha but Russia is just communists and mass killings, so don’t be proud, also you don’t have boys and I know that :3

    • @coodoritos
      @coodoritos 3 роки тому +39

      @@horseconfused well America is just bad politics, stupid people, and mass killings. I don’t really see the difference....also don’t say they don’t have friends, because that’s extremely rude and you don’t actually know, do you? Because I saw you on an earlier video saying you’re living in Ecuador... so let’s say Quito, Ecuador. This person says they’re from Russia, let’s use Moscow, Russia. If you were a bird, and didn’t have to worry about traffic and roads, that’s about 7,225 miles (11,627.51 Kilometers). I’m pretty sure you can’t assume someone’s social life from about 7000 miles (11,265.41 kilometers) away. Also, on an even earlier video comment, you said your father was captian Fire Man in San Diego. So from San Diego to Quito, Equador as a bird, that’s about 3,390 miles (5,455.68 kilometers). Now I’m not assuming that you’re completely lying but I am saying that something isn’t adding up entirely.
      Here is the video you said you live in Equador: ua-cam.com/video/SGt4wRzLAGY/v-deo.html
      You said “2:37 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) Living in Ecuador, I swear that is every food place, cannibalism, there’s even some that are eating the chicken.”
      This says you live in Ecuador
      Here is the video you claimed your father was a Fire Man captain: ua-cam.com/video/cIbaioiGPs4/v-deo.html
      You said “16:22 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) My dad was a firefighter captain in San Diego, so basically I went to the fire station to hang out with him and his crew all day before they go a call-“
      This says you father was a captain fire man.
      Note that these comments were posted in the same week.
      Again, I’m not trying to make you sound like a liar but.... it just doesn’t make sense. So long story short. Don’t be rude to people online. This person was making a funny comment and you were all like “WeLL aCtUaLLy dOnT bE PrOuD oF yOuR cOnTrY” then you followed by making stereo typical remarks, finishing it up with “I kNoW yOu DoNt AcTuaLLy HavE fRieNdS.” So pack it up, and be nice.

    • @Cat_Lord_j
      @Cat_Lord_j 3 роки тому +11

      @@horseconfused bruh

    • @Cat_Lord_j
      @Cat_Lord_j 3 роки тому +11

      This comment is supposed to be a meme

    • @Cat_Lord_j
      @Cat_Lord_j 3 роки тому

      @@horseconfused I kinda do agree with you

  • @FrancisACNH
    @FrancisACNH 3 роки тому +3686

    Trump saying “I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!” is like an Animal Crossing fan saying “I started playing before the first quarantine.”

    • @projectm3hh650
      @projectm3hh650 3 роки тому +77

      This commet doesn’t need a reply

    • @shrek6
      @shrek6 3 роки тому +34

      @@projectm3hh650 i know

    • @andrewgehl5913
      @andrewgehl5913 3 роки тому +31

      @@projectm3hh650 but it does need a spell checker

    • @jessexisting933
      @jessexisting933 3 роки тому +36

      im guilty of buying a switch and a copy of acnh during quarantine without ever playing the other games before 😳

    • @grizzles8476
      @grizzles8476 3 роки тому +4

      I hate both of em

  • @EnbySatan
    @EnbySatan 3 роки тому +42

    Excuse me Trump your iq test came back negative

    • @Chuckkills
      @Chuckkills 2 роки тому +3

      8 months later but I gotta say this is hilarious

    • @Aaronnh
      @Aaronnh Рік тому +4

      his iq: the square root of negative one

    • @ohhi687itsme8
      @ohhi687itsme8 6 місяців тому +2

      Best comment by far

  • @jgonz1066
    @jgonz1066 3 роки тому +497

    Literally everybody else: 0_0
    Some random American: First time

    • @jax1090
      @jax1090 3 роки тому +6

      I cannot explain the accuracy of this. This right here is 10000000%

    • @leonfergozi
      @leonfergozi 3 роки тому +7

      First time?

    • @dataexpunged6831
      @dataexpunged6831 3 роки тому +4

      First time?

    • @Libtard
      @Libtard 3 роки тому

      Punctuation, please.

    • @DocKrazy
      @DocKrazy 3 роки тому

      I mean... You know you guys did not invent civil wars, right?
      Yeet

  • @sad_boi_razor8983
    @sad_boi_razor8983 3 роки тому +421

    me, a Canadian: wtf is going on in the US?
    politics: *lol* idk
    edit: spelling fix
    edit 2: looks like nobody has any idea at this point-

    • @chelseahollis4423
      @chelseahollis4423 3 роки тому +27

      As an American, I don't even know what's goin on

    • @jonh3141
      @jonh3141 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @sad_boi_razor8983
      @sad_boi_razor8983 3 роки тому +6

      @@jamaisisaicon *YES*

    • @countcontessa8238
      @countcontessa8238 3 роки тому +4

      Oh hey celeste! Im an amercican and I just wanna say that... I dont know either.

    • @sad_boi_razor8983
      @sad_boi_razor8983 3 роки тому +2

      @@wall-g thank you.
      [yelling at myself because I can't spell]

  • @anguseverist4178
    @anguseverist4178 3 роки тому +135

    Lmao imagine actually saying: 'Them respecting democracy is an attack on democracy!'

  • @shrubs2756
    @shrubs2756 3 роки тому +39

    12:37 this non trump tweet caught me by surprise and I almost forgot what this subreddit was about

  • @shadowsilvertailsfan
    @shadowsilvertailsfan 3 роки тому +158

    Second title: r/facepalm | Amerca's life right now.

  • @wmdkitty
    @wmdkitty 3 роки тому +294

    “When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” -- George Carlin
    Oh, we're not front row, any more. We _are_ the freak show.

    • @ididitlikethis2273
      @ididitlikethis2273 3 роки тому +12

      I like “think of the most average person intelligence you can think of, half the population is stupider than that idiot” which could not be more apprenent with the last 4 years of americas life, and only just seems to be getting back on track

    • @pokemonfanj
      @pokemonfanj 3 роки тому +5

      Hey I'm just waiting tell the purge happens

    • @robertdearborn754
      @robertdearborn754 3 роки тому +10

      i would like to say as a american that doesnt give a shit, im a freak in the front row

    • @generalgreivous5950
      @generalgreivous5950 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like 99.9999999999999999 of people who make these tweets are Florida men and women

    • @robertdearborn754
      @robertdearborn754 3 роки тому +4

      @@generalgreivous5950 well yeah Florida is to America as that freaking idiotic weird kid is to the class

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 3 роки тому +414

    I can’t wait for future historians to look back at this point American history and just be so flabbergasted

    • @nathanrobbins2440
      @nathanrobbins2440 3 роки тому +7

      They will be amazed by the draconian lockdowns that democratic governor's have been unconstitutionally mandating for a virus that is being fear-mongered by the media.

    • @gigaswardblade7261
      @gigaswardblade7261 3 роки тому +35

      @@nathanrobbins2440 they will also think that the people running around without masks on spreading a disease they believe to be made up were idiots.

    • @nathanrobbins2440
      @nathanrobbins2440 3 роки тому +2

      @@gigaswardblade7261 except for the fact that the studies on masks are mixed and there is no definitive proof that they do a lot to help. so telling people they have to wear masks is dumb. Let them make the decision for uourself

    • @gigaswardblade7261
      @gigaswardblade7261 3 роки тому +19

      @@nathanrobbins2440wouldnt it still be good to wear masks even if it helped stop the spread of germs even by a little bit?

    • @nathanrobbins2440
      @nathanrobbins2440 3 роки тому

      @@gigaswardblade7261 it would be better to preserve the freedoms of the people to let them make their own decision

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 2 роки тому +24

    been a year, and I still get migraines and nausea thinking about how stupid this "stop the count" bullshit was. like, you know how an election works, right? everyone's opinion is supposed to matter, right?

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Рік тому +2

      "Stop the count!"
      "Ok, Biden wins then"
      "Wait no-"

  • @_lost_3300
    @_lost_3300 3 роки тому +250

    Let's say, hypothetically, you WERE "doing my Mom, doing doing my mom"-

  • @amazingtoad7244
    @amazingtoad7244 3 роки тому +244

    George Washington who said that the USA shouldn’t split into two parties as it will split the country:
    The people who didn’t listen and almost caused 2 civil wars : visible panik

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 3 роки тому +16

      Yup, now it's basically just a game, republicans are voting for whoever happens to be the republican candidate no matter who they are, the democrats are better but still corrupt as even when they win nothing seems to change, and when human rights and a fucking virus can be "political opinions" you know something fucked up somewhere.

    • @MordasMakesStuff
      @MordasMakesStuff 3 роки тому +10

      @@Nyghtking I feel like most of the time Republicans vote against the Democrats rather than for their own party. That obviously wasn't the case in the last election, where they got confused because the vast majority of Americans didn't want to vote against their own interests

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 3 роки тому +3

      why didn’t we listen 😖

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 3 роки тому +2

      @@MordasMakesStuff Not really, It was still close and even more people voted for him the second time around.

    • @MordasMakesStuff
      @MordasMakesStuff 3 роки тому +4

      @@Nyghtking that is true. What I think a lot of voter fraud conspiracy theorists don't realise is that a LOT more voters participated in this election because of what was at stake. A lot of people *really* liked Trump and even more people really really hated him so there was bound to be massive voter turnout, especially because mail in voting makes casting your ballot so much easier.

  • @Swinum
    @Swinum 3 роки тому +239

    Warning: the intro is really quiet, make sure to turn up your volume

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 2 роки тому +146

    I love the parents of non vaccinated children, when they ask “is there anything I can do to protect them” I just want to scream at them.

    • @jeffcarroll6553
      @jeffcarroll6553 2 роки тому +20

      Embalming fluid works great, they stay young and pretty forever.

    • @carmalizedvegetation5096
      @carmalizedvegetation5096 2 роки тому +6

      "is there anything I can do to protect them?"
      I don't know maybe get a new brain and ask me again

    • @captaincozmo8529
      @captaincozmo8529 2 роки тому +5

      I wish anitvaxxers would stop saying vaccines cause autism as if autism is a disability

    • @darkstarfirestudios4500
      @darkstarfirestudios4500 2 роки тому +3

      @CaptainCozmo it is though…

    • @captaincozmo8529
      @captaincozmo8529 2 роки тому +2

      @@darkstarfirestudios4500 if this ain't satire, this gonna be a crime scene

  • @CCCyougottaC
    @CCCyougottaC 3 роки тому +31

    "Hypothetically, let's say you are a bad girl." I spat out my noodles dude. How are dare you.

  • @randomperson5579
    @randomperson5579 3 роки тому +284

    People: Stop the count
    Me: The Count from sesame street hasn't done anything wrong, leave him alone.

    • @cgmackie
      @cgmackie 3 роки тому +15

      Actually kinda funny... save for the fact I have heard more recount than "stop the count"

    • @Typical5602
      @Typical5602 3 роки тому +9

      Poor count he already has type three diabetes

    • @cgmackie
      @cgmackie 3 роки тому +3

      @@Typical5602 3 that can be counted.

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 3 роки тому +5

      @@cgmackie I keep hearing Trump cultists demand that we throw the whole election out and revote, but not allow mail-in voting. Screw the military, I guess, they don't get to vote this year. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @cgmackie
      @cgmackie 3 роки тому +1

      @@ResidentMilf Apologizes I misread that, Most people on the right would prefer no mail-ins yes but we really care that dead people or fake people or people who aren't who they say they are don't vote, which the likelyhood of someone in the military risking their career over Biden drops of a lot from that of some civilian. If you won fair and square it should not matter anyways.

  • @atx_wind1826
    @atx_wind1826 3 роки тому +16

    0:24 rip headphone users (including me.)

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 3 роки тому +225

    Given how little Robin seems to censor himself in this video, I think it's safe to say that he agrees with many of the comments against the (soon to be former) orangutan in chief

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 3 роки тому +58

      Hey, don't do orangutans like that. Orangutans are so cool...

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 3 роки тому +30

      @@f.i.r.e.5119 And a fair bit more intelligent.

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox 3 роки тому +9

      @@f.i.r.e.5119 and they're the ones who made me say my first word! which is "monke"

    • @slugcat_number_75487
      @slugcat_number_75487 3 роки тому +11

      hes more like a virus in term of memory, and a bacteria in term of intelligence
      AKA not much

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 роки тому +7

      Orangutans have hair, though.

  • @ModeratelyAveraged
    @ModeratelyAveraged 3 роки тому +134

    I’m American,watching the US elections is like a sport game to thi.

    • @victrix7451
      @victrix7451 3 роки тому +1

      Stolen comment?

    • @yourlocalcringechannel3416
      @yourlocalcringechannel3416 3 роки тому +2

      @@victrix7451 More like overused. There are many comments repeating the same thing.

    • @Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ
      @Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ 3 роки тому +4

      Hey guys be positive :/
      I like your comment!
      Spread the love guys! Not the hate!

    • @estelle7126
      @estelle7126 3 роки тому +1

      Nice comment
      But it’s *thy
      Sorry I had to

    • @girlkisser2763
      @girlkisser2763 3 роки тому +1

      @@Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ Hey! I got my COVID test back!
      Be positive!
      No thanks...

  • @syetheglitchywolf7896
    @syetheglitchywolf7896 3 роки тому +76

    My step dad where's a mask without covering his nose and when we tell him to where it correctly he's like iM a AdUlt. AnD I CaN dO wHaT eVeR I WhAnT

    • @williamdixon2446
      @williamdixon2446 3 роки тому +8

      I'm wondering how he even got to that point in his life.

    • @retardman1476
      @retardman1476 3 роки тому +3

      True

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 роки тому +10

      Ask him if he wears his pants with his dong hanging out.

    • @69_natalia_420
      @69_natalia_420 3 роки тому +6

      He's gonna be real mad when he gets covid and then gets in mega dept for going to the hospital.

    • @syetheglitchywolf7896
      @syetheglitchywolf7896 3 роки тому

      @@williamdixon2446 same

  • @wazzlesmo
    @wazzlesmo 2 роки тому +57

    You can’t lose to the worst candidate if you are the worst candidate

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 Рік тому

      Tell that to biden.

    • @DDS029
      @DDS029 Рік тому

      Yet he still never realized that simple fact . . . 🥺

    • @jameskincaid1770
      @jameskincaid1770 Рік тому

      @@MetaKnight964 what do you mean?

    • @Greasefire2
      @Greasefire2 Рік тому

      @@MetaKnight964 tell me with EVIDENCE plus a link to the source something that Biden has done wrong

    • @isaiahgeorge906
      @isaiahgeorge906 Рік тому +1

      @@MetaKnight964 Clearly he wasn't the worst candidate... he won.

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 роки тому +135

    Tell every single Karen “equal rights, equal fights”

  • @cuber1254
    @cuber1254 3 роки тому +180

    Me: Hears US Anthem playing, "oh cool, I'm Canadian, so I don't hear it that oft-"
    *DOOT*
    "OW MY EARS WHAT THE HEKN HEK?!"

    • @aidenwilliams409
      @aidenwilliams409 3 роки тому +2

      *heck
      *heckin

    • @cuber1254
      @cuber1254 3 роки тому +11

      @@aidenwilliams409 *amgery niose.*

    • @Delirium_Zero
      @Delirium_Zero 3 роки тому +5

      *wheeze*

    • @jessireed1738
      @jessireed1738 3 роки тому +2

      As an American id like to say that the U.S. Anthem is TRASH like TF who even came up with that nonsense

    • @lunar_memories9981
      @lunar_memories9981 3 роки тому +6

      @Jessi Reed - Francis Scott Key did back in 1812. He witnessed the bombardment of Fort McHenry while trying to negotiate with British forces to give back an American they had captured. He created the song while watching the flag wave in the air

  • @abrahamthepresident5670
    @abrahamthepresident5670 3 роки тому +111

    Hey guys how's the election goin-..... never mind I'm going back to heaven see ya

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 3 роки тому +22

    I remember one of my family members telling me towards the end of December that Trump would remain President, Biden would be arrested, and that each Trump family member would be two-term Presidents after Donald.
    I enjoyed asking them if they read the news Jan. 21st.

  • @Sweetcakes1961
    @Sweetcakes1961 3 роки тому +139

    Intro: star spangled banner
    My friends: *a m e r i c a*
    Me: AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAVE-
    Edit: JESUS WHY DIDNT U PUT A HEADPHONE WARNING? *cries* mah ears hurt

    • @btriple0161
      @btriple0161 3 роки тому

      Ooh if This gets into r/rare insults can i be in a red circle

    • @newttonium
      @newttonium 3 роки тому

      Weak

    • @cheese.86
      @cheese.86 3 роки тому

      Am I too late to make it to the screenshit party!

    • @Sweetcakes1961
      @Sweetcakes1961 3 роки тому

      @Mr. Green nope not at all qwq

    • @Sweetcakes1961
      @Sweetcakes1961 3 роки тому

      @@cheese.86 nope! Come on in :D plus i love your user

  • @subhanahmed7726
    @subhanahmed7726 3 роки тому +88

    Me:Is it all trump.
    Emkay: Always have been

    • @subhanahmed7726
      @subhanahmed7726 3 роки тому +1

      @@afif1797 thx man

    • @afif1797
      @afif1797 3 роки тому

      @@subhanahmed7726 no problem

    • @Jackets522
      @Jackets522 3 роки тому +3

      r/Facepalm = r/politics. soooooo, yeah.

    • @subhanahmed7726
      @subhanahmed7726 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jackets522 TRUE

    • @legendgames128
      @legendgames128 3 роки тому +2

      Me: Wait voter fraud is real
      Emkay in a voice changer: always has been.

  • @imalamp9699
    @imalamp9699 3 роки тому +207

    i may not be very patriotic but this year
    _i hate living in america_

    • @coodoritos
      @coodoritos 3 роки тому +11

      Wanna band together and go to New Zeland? The official language is English so I don’t have to try to learn a new language, because I already struggle with this one. Also, it’s like really pretty there. It’s cheaper over there too, 5 USD is about 7.25 NZD (as of 11/16/20). To top it all off, people there are way more friendly, although that’s not hard to beat. I know for a fact people are friendlier there because I have an uncle who teaches in Switzerland and goes to New Zeland a TON. So, if you want to buddy up with a friend such as me, I’d love to leave this dreadful country.

    • @s3ri_a
      @s3ri_a 3 роки тому +6

      @@coodoritos i live in nz and yes, the people here are friendly. Well, most of them but...

    • @coodoritos
      @coodoritos 3 роки тому +8

      @@s3ri_a please, im begging you, let me live with you. I can cook mediocre meals. I’m a great person to talk to. I have a slight crippling addition with music and anime but I don’t have posters or figures or anything. I prefer the grey scale but colors are cool too. I’m not old enough to work but I want out. I don’t take overly long showers unless is deep washing my hair. I realize there is a pandemic run but as soon as it’s cooled down significantly I can haul over there with my parent permission. I’m an over all introvert but can show signs of being an extrovert. I’m very open and can project my emotions and thought to people on a small scale, like 3-4 max. All I’m saying is that I would make a great roomie. The sad part is I’m only half joking about moving...

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +2

      @@coodoritos oof

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 3 роки тому +2

      agree

  • @kierstenalexander9251
    @kierstenalexander9251 3 роки тому +14

    11:09 I have actually gotten COVID-19, luckily I had it at a moderate amount, being 13 my immune system was stronger than my families, since I am the youngest, and yet I haven't gotten my sense of smell back as it once was. Its been 4 months. My dad had COVID-19, he's 51, and he recovered fine. He was sick for 10 days and was constantly fluctuating from hot and freezing. He wore sweatpants, which he never does. My sister lost her sense of smell and taste. She couldn't taste anything. She ate spongebobs ketchup sunday and didn't taste anything. She drank 20 year old peppermint schnapps and only reacted from THE BURN. Covid is not a hoax or a lie. The amount of deaths aren't fake.

  • @athiccbacon7508
    @athiccbacon7508 3 роки тому +339

    POV: you're looking for angry Trump supporters

  • @ethanrichardson2672
    @ethanrichardson2672 3 роки тому +149

    "he slapped me back, how dare he" lady tf? if a man slaps you, you're not allowed to slap back, if he's not allowed to slap back. QUOTE ON QUOTE "gender equality" is effed up dude.

    • @able_archer01
      @able_archer01 3 роки тому +16

      I sincerely hope that tweet was sarcastic.

    • @bobmcsnark
      @bobmcsnark 3 роки тому +11

      She was delivered true equality there. I say that as a feminist. She's a piece of crap!

    • @ethanrichardson2672
      @ethanrichardson2672 3 роки тому +5

      @@bobmcsnark seriously. I honestly and genuinely don't understand these typed of people. They didn't choose to be how they are. And even if they did, you can't get mad at them!

    • @ethanrichardson2672
      @ethanrichardson2672 3 роки тому +1

      @@able_archer01 I have a feeling it was but if it wasn't- I mean- I don't support murder _but_ - lets not continue _this_ bloodline...
      This is a joke btw

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 3 роки тому

      Quote, unquote.

  • @ivy8465
    @ivy8465 3 роки тому +388

    As a Georgian I’m sorry for the stupidity of my people in my state.

    • @hhdddd4282
      @hhdddd4282 3 роки тому +30

      Well you redeemed yourselves with the senate win.

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 роки тому +7

      @@hhdddd4282 yayyyy

    • @Butterpony
      @Butterpony 3 роки тому +13

      I don’t even fkin wanna know what they’ve got going on in Texas and Colorado
      Oh yeah there’s also Florida

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 3 роки тому +15

      @@ButterponyThe point of Florida is to be mad at it

    • @pikakirbyyy
      @pikakirbyyy 3 роки тому +7

      as also a georgian, im also sorry for the stupidity of people in my state.

  • @frankhooper7871
    @frankhooper7871 Рік тому +3

    7:35 - does he realise (1) that Hawaii is still in the US and (2) that Hawaii has voted Democrat in every election since 1988?

  • @randomnerd9892
    @randomnerd9892 3 роки тому +44

    r/facepalm: 2020 election edition

  • @ScarletEmber64
    @ScarletEmber64 3 роки тому +55

    Trump: does literally anything
    All of r/facepalm: _muffled running in the 90s in the distance_

  • @Squarebody
    @Squarebody 3 роки тому +213

    Alt title: “sit down, pull up a chair, and watch us make fun of Trump.”

  • @dappert1919
    @dappert1919 3 роки тому +23

    Robin, ima just be real with you, you’re a much better person than me- because some of these people who have gotten covid despite denying it exists, I 100% hope perish due to it.

  • @globalwarrior16
    @globalwarrior16 3 роки тому +284

    I hate when woman are like
    "We NeEd GeNdEr EqUaLiTy"
    But get mad when somebody hit them cuz they hit them first

    • @P_E_K_E
      @P_E_K_E 3 роки тому +13

      Lol agree

    • @yerisbakery
      @yerisbakery 3 роки тому +73

      just hate both genders. simple.

    • @user-uj2mp3ee9v
      @user-uj2mp3ee9v 3 роки тому +14

      Bruh this kinda sexist. That’s like saying “men don’t do work”

    • @mimichambers201
      @mimichambers201 3 роки тому +92

      As a female, I believe if she hits you, you have every right to fight back. It doesn’t matter if it’s a man, a woman, an elder, or a child. Being attacked gives you every right to protect yourself, but whether physically retaliation is called for or not is up to your own judgement. It isn’t sexist, it’s called self defense.

    • @sangonomiyakokomi5764
      @sangonomiyakokomi5764 3 роки тому +41

      I'd hit anyone for hitting me, I don't care about your gender or status, hit me and I hit you

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +250

    Oh yes, you didn't get tricked. Let's act like that Borat thing didn't happen.
    Seriously though, the new Borat movie's hilarious

    • @DHVF28
      @DHVF28 3 роки тому +2

      And now I see you on EmKay. My goodness you and I have similar tastes in UA-cam

    • @tost.
      @tost. 3 роки тому +1

      Are you kim jung un?

    • @jochenkraus7016
      @jochenkraus7016 3 роки тому +1

      I was more like:
      "Do you think we're stupid?"
      "Is that a trick question?"

    • @bonsaiibeats9801
      @bonsaiibeats9801 3 роки тому +1

      𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙨

    • @tost.
      @tost. 3 роки тому

      @@bonsaiibeats9801 *Yeah, it really is*

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +47

    Day 48 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @evankjee
    @evankjee 3 роки тому +5

    "My child is forbidden from eating sugar" Milk has sugar in it. Babies need milk to survive. They've probably broken the no sugar rules multiple times when they were a baby.

    • @Stevetimes
      @Stevetimes 3 роки тому

      basically everything has sugar in it, if you count natural glucose.

    • @Cookiofshadows2
      @Cookiofshadows2 2 роки тому

      If I remember correctly, pretty much anything ending in "-ose" is a sugar. Glucose, Fructose, dextrose, lactose, sucralose...

  • @angelusnielson7135
    @angelusnielson7135 3 роки тому +71

    Actually, Trump's "Worse politician" jibe is genius. You can't lose to yourself.

  • @rellan3170
    @rellan3170 3 роки тому +45

    "they are so devastating in their percentage and power of distribution"
    Sounds like an anime antagonist in his final dialogue lol

    • @ledgendweaver
      @ledgendweaver 3 роки тому +1

      I know right. It was so ridiculously dramatic.

  • @aahaley
    @aahaley 3 роки тому +115

    *that transition from “the star spangled banner” to the “king ding theme song”*
    *was great*
    edit: I meant to put king *dice but the replies made me laugh a couple of times, so I’m keeping it xD

    • @rocknrevolt938
      @rocknrevolt938 3 роки тому +13

      @PizzaLover42Q his head is a microwave.

    • @echoearworm1353
      @echoearworm1353 3 роки тому +12

      Ah yes, I too love the King Ding boss battle in cuphead

    • @aahaley
      @aahaley 3 роки тому +5

      @PizzaLover42Q ah yes 😭 a typo

    • @BiiPaa
      @BiiPaa 3 роки тому +7

      @@rocknrevolt938 you are a comedian I honestly laughed at that 😂

    • @rocknrevolt938
      @rocknrevolt938 3 роки тому +4

      @@BiiPaa I'm glad I made your day a little bit brighter.

  • @lptotheskull
    @lptotheskull 3 роки тому +8

    3:50 Apparently democracy is undemocratic now!

    • @colbytucker2178
      @colbytucker2178 2 роки тому

      Just wait till these people know we are a democratic REBUBLIC

  • @chancellorpalpatine7486
    @chancellorpalpatine7486 3 роки тому +47

    Here before the comments are a flame war

    • @notredboi
      @notredboi 3 роки тому +1

      Getting my popcorn ready

    • @TnT_F0X
      @TnT_F0X 3 роки тому +1

      I'm getting sick watching this, we have WEEKS more of this Political talk.

    • @duckduck5728
      @duckduck5728 3 роки тому +1

      The pope: Dem gays chill. God like em like how he like us.
      That one guy:He ain't catholic
      Everyone who still has at least 1 brain cell remaining: >> what da fa-?

    • @2020-q9f
      @2020-q9f 3 роки тому +1

      Still waiting

    • @TnT_F0X
      @TnT_F0X 3 роки тому +1

      @uwau well the deadline is December 14th.
      If there is no official certification then Trump wins since the House delegates vote.
      If legal battles flip the states by discarding illegal ballots Trump wins...
      If things hold steady, but the legal battle isn't strong enough to keep going, Biden wins.
      AFTER the President Elect is officially certified we will still have legal battles and complaints, but at least the election will be over... till GA vote in January. But it's looking strongly like Republicans will keep Senate control.

  • @1_delta
    @1_delta 3 роки тому +205

    Alternate Title: Trump Being Stupid for 15 minutes.

    • @hog-xu4fb
      @hog-xu4fb 3 роки тому +33

      Alternate alternate title: Trump being normal

    • @pane0_018
      @pane0_018 3 роки тому +22

      @@hog-xu4fb because trump was always stupid?

    • @yourlocalcringechannel3416
      @yourlocalcringechannel3416 3 роки тому +15

      @@pane0_018 Yup, yup.

    • @raymond_is_cringe8953
      @raymond_is_cringe8953 3 роки тому +11

      @@hog-xu4fb inaccurate. he was not being stupid. he was being dumb the whole time too.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +15

      When is he NOT stupid?

  • @misplacedraspberries4029
    @misplacedraspberries4029 3 роки тому +67

    5:24 this aged like a fine wine

  • @MaddHadder
    @MaddHadder 2 роки тому +2

    I lost 30 braincells watching this. I started with 2. I still have more than all of these people

  • @qatonfire7476
    @qatonfire7476 3 роки тому +45

    I love how at 4:11, the graph literally says Georgia (country). Like, it even clarifies it just in case and they STILL screwed it up 😂

    • @DDS029
      @DDS029 Рік тому

      "They" wouldn't notice the word country. They have to know there is one first.

  • @himikotoga5284
    @himikotoga5284 3 роки тому +75

    Fun useless dog fact?: Forty Five percent of U.S. dogs sleep in their owner's beds
    Have a nice day and PLEASE wear a mask and dont be a karen :)

    • @derkurier2552
      @derkurier2552 3 роки тому +10

      unfortunately, my grandmother is a karen. she acts just like one. i live with her.

    • @thehollyraven
      @thehollyraven 3 роки тому +8

      @@derkurier2552 poor rick astley

    • @himikotoga5284
      @himikotoga5284 3 роки тому +6

      @@derkurier2552 damn man that sucks next time she a karen maybe hit her no no wait be a karen to HER out karen the karen

    • @derkurier2552
      @derkurier2552 3 роки тому +4

      @@himikotoga5284 hell no she would kill me, but good idea

    • @himikotoga5284
      @himikotoga5284 3 роки тому +4

      @@derkurier2552 HAUNT HER HAUNT THE KAREN TILL THE KAREN DIES

  • @lukesweeney8128
    @lukesweeney8128 3 роки тому +51

    WHY IS THIS NOT IN MIDLY INFURIATING. Every single tweet and post triggers me soooooooo much

  • @simbathelion9375
    @simbathelion9375 3 роки тому +6

    2:08 Yes, run, run away and never return.

  • @legallydeaf
    @legallydeaf 3 роки тому +8

    Meanwhile England be chillin with an immortal queen

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
      @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 3 роки тому +1

      You’re living in a fantasy land
      There is no tooth fairy.
      There is no Easter bunny
      And there is no queen of England
      (Please know I’m only joking-)

    • @legallydeaf
      @legallydeaf 3 роки тому +1

      (I know lmao)
      All this time
      I'VE BEEN LIED TO

    • @rasati
      @rasati 3 роки тому

      americans deal with terrible candidates while here in europe we just get a queen that doesnt die, problem solved

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 3 роки тому

      Well we also have a racist, lying, stupid-haired politician running things.

    • @sophiaccore
      @sophiaccore 3 роки тому

      @@CyberController- Don't worry, Boris Johnson is just a puppet of the Queen. She made him using magic as a social experiment.

  • @voidmama7607
    @voidmama7607 3 роки тому +31

    I feel my brain leaking out of my ears. Your wonderful voice was the only way i got through this. Thank you robin

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 3 роки тому +33

    Whenever I find a tweet about Donald Trump, I put it under a playlist...
    I named it "Hilarity".

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 2 роки тому +3

      I put it under "Idiocy, Insanity"

    • @justawilliamsfan
      @justawilliamsfan 2 роки тому

      I put it under "Overglorified Cheeto Ranting About How He Won An Election He Clearly Lost"

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 2 роки тому +9

    The Ben Shapiro tweet, at 1:50
    Yes, Ben, we are salty about the election. We're salty that the choice we were given to replace Orange Man Bad with was Joe.
    We wanted Bernie. But, I would have voted for Goofy, if he was the choice given.

  • @koalaray_sketches
    @koalaray_sketches 3 роки тому +136

    I was on the brink of an anxiety attack and this is just what I needed to make me laugh☺️

    • @stalinbad8279
      @stalinbad8279 3 роки тому +1

      Very nice!

    • @RosaLTovar
      @RosaLTovar 3 роки тому +4

      Same i was doing my work and stressinf so i watched this and now im to distracted to do my work lmao

    • @thebeesballs9452
      @thebeesballs9452 3 роки тому +6

      We should all be happy in this world, except for furrys
      Jk

    • @danieluusitalo3679
      @danieluusitalo3679 3 роки тому +1

      Bad lie

    • @thebeesballs9452
      @thebeesballs9452 3 роки тому +7

      @@danieluusitalo3679 dude just be nice

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +71

    Ah yes, six bankruptcies.
    And let's not forget about his failed resorts in Atlantic City

  • @luxluther436
    @luxluther436 3 роки тому +35

    I feel so bad for humans who have to deal with this-

  • @erikblaas5826
    @erikblaas5826 3 роки тому +2

    O.. M.. G.. The responce from ( actual ) Biden as "Bi Den" made me laugh out so loud, one of the neighbors came to check on me.

  • @stanced3277
    @stanced3277 3 роки тому +19

    Emkay has thrown partisanship out the window and I love it.

  • @y_fam_goeglyd
    @y_fam_goeglyd 3 роки тому +51

    For those who don't know, Michael Rosen is a top children's author. He's a brilliant guy. Well worth listening to.

    • @derkurier2552
      @derkurier2552 3 роки тому +6

      memes also worth watching.

    • @ryguy4465
      @ryguy4465 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks, Rick

    • @lenny415
      @lenny415 3 роки тому +3

      He’s noice

    • @Dake-gw6it
      @Dake-gw6it 3 роки тому +2

      Woahhh its the real rick, i can tell since he has subscribers

    • @sleepingonyourroof
      @sleepingonyourroof 3 роки тому

      He’s also the pop noice guy

  • @lexy1748
    @lexy1748 3 роки тому +82

    This is a world where people don’t trust counting

    • @valerief1231
      @valerief1231 3 роки тому +5

      Nope. Especially with the number of deceased voters, fun fact, all dead people vote Democrat. Weird.

    • @digitalutopia1
      @digitalutopia1 3 роки тому +14

      @@valerief1231 You do realize they verify that shit, right?

    • @owensmith9631
      @owensmith9631 3 роки тому +4

      Nope just one with a leader that constantly fear mongered about the election.

    • @juicedbruce2081
      @juicedbruce2081 3 роки тому +1

      Not when machines are made in China and funded through Venezuela I don't. Not when there is video footage of ballot counters pulling extra boxes from under tables once the coast is clear I don't. Not when windows are covered and poll watchers aren't allowed to watch I don't. Not when we the people ask for transparency/audit and basically is told no, nothing to see, I don't. No 😂

    • @owensmith9631
      @owensmith9631 3 роки тому +4

      @@juicedbruce2081 lol yeah and I'm the queen of England. good god do you actually think the Democrats rig the presidential election but leave GOD DAMN MITICH mitch MCCONNELL in office.

  • @chunkykong1976
    @chunkykong1976 3 роки тому +9

    its a miracle that america survived trump

    • @durand4l
      @durand4l 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t be so sure. His legacies is still alive and well. I hate it but their not going away anytime soon.

  • @jellyjackcheese
    @jellyjackcheese 3 роки тому +94

    I love how 99% of r/facepalm is just Trump quotes
    He really belongs there

    • @marrakesh_3589
      @marrakesh_3589 3 роки тому +12

      He's a clonw of clowns

    • @just_that_crazy1484
      @just_that_crazy1484 3 роки тому +16

      In a circus of clowns, he , himself, is the fucking tent

    • @PokeMario-pk4ot
      @PokeMario-pk4ot 3 роки тому +6

      There's only like 6 posts in this video that don't have to do with Trump or the US election

    • @eggowaffle4040
      @eggowaffle4040 3 роки тому +2

      Just the way i like it...

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 3 роки тому +19

    11:00 I can genuinely tell you covid is a living nightmare if you are one of the 1 in 10 that end up with long covid. 8 months on I am still struggling to breath, have loud ringing in both my ears, have intense chest pain, heart palpitations constantly, insomnia were I get 2 to 4 hours of sleep night, I can't eat anything like meat, cheese, spicy food anymore without being violently sick, chronic fatigue where walking for 10 minutes anywhere leaves me in bed unable to move for the rest of the day, losing my hair, unable to fight the bodies natural bacteria and keep getting infections, this list just goes on and on. It has completely ruined my life to the point where all I can do is lay in bed watching UA-cam videos. I wish I would just either start seeing improvements in my health or just die already because the pain is more than I can take. I am just about holding on to see the birth of my nephew but it's so hard to live day to day and have thought about just ending my life several times because I can't live like this anymore. Before all this shit I was a healthy 35 year old guy that worked as a school group photographer building staging twice a day, 5 days a week. I even got to photograph the Queen twice with the dragoon guards and once at Balmoral. Now I barley have the energy to pick up camera let alone drive to a job and work. Trust me when I say folks this illness is not worth the risk. Do everything you can to avoid it because it can ruin your life if it doesn't kill you. If you don't believe me then there is nothing I can do that will ever make you change your mind on it but it you even experience half of what I have been through life will be pure tourture and you can't say you were not warned.

    • @adeola_63
      @adeola_63 3 роки тому +2

      Oh that's rough. I hope it gets better for you. I'm not an idiot unlike these Trump supporters and have taken every precaution. My mom is at risk it makes sense and she 52 and has type 2 diabetes and I can't deal with the fact that I may loose her at a young age (13 yeah IK she's an older parent) cause some idiot thought it was a good idea to eat a bat.

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 3 роки тому

      Jesus- I had it for like a week and a half. I was lucky enough to get it in January before everything started mutating. And lucky enough that me and my other friends who got it survived.

    • @owensweeny6589
      @owensweeny6589 3 роки тому +1

      @@adeola_63 Trump supporters aren't stupid. Yes, my grandmother got it and died (she was a Trump supporter), but she had a pneumonia pretty much all year round for the last few years of her life, so, I wasn't necessarily surprised when she died, but still sad.

    • @nathanrobbins2440
      @nathanrobbins2440 3 роки тому

      I'm sorry, but who asked? The most important stat is death count, which has been staying steady for months now. If you end up recovering, then all went as planned, you idiot. The goal isn't to keep every one from covid, it is to try to minimize deaths while letting people live life and get antibodies. Stop spreading your fear-mongering, emotionally driven anecdotes.

  • @NattyNuke
    @NattyNuke 3 роки тому +22

    Apparently the pope isn’t a true catholic, the REASON HE’S POPE IS BECAUSE HE’S AN EDUCATED AND KIND MAN! I have my issues with my faith, but I know that the current Pope is a pretty damn good guy.

    • @PlagueDocling
      @PlagueDocling 3 роки тому

      fraid not...he's kind of a sellout it makes me sad, and he's starting to say things that contradict the faith, it makes me sad

    • @GKMc-gx5xh
      @GKMc-gx5xh 3 роки тому

      @@PlagueDocling If you don't mind me asking, what are those 'things that contradict the faith'?

    • @lobsterbread7594
      @lobsterbread7594 3 роки тому +1

      @@PlagueDocling As a Román Catholic, I do not understand why you think that. I and my family believe he is an amazing pope

    • @rhyshow3462
      @rhyshow3462 2 роки тому +2

      @@PlagueDocling Catholic here, the bible is over 2000 years old and our of date. The pope is the representative of God and so if he says that the lgbtq+ community are gods children, it is gods will that they are his children

    • @sulkingseagull7747
      @sulkingseagull7747 2 роки тому +1

      If you would search up what God think about the LGBTQ+
      Nothing can separate us from the love of God. (Rom 8:38) This message is for all people, including LGBTQ individuals.

      God did not make a mistake in creating LGBTQ people. “For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother’s womb. I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well.” (Psalm 139:113-14) Sexual identity and gender identity are components of a person’s personality, and as such are part of who God made each of us to be.

      All people are justified through Christ, including LGBTQ people. “God was reconciling the world to himself in Christ, not counting men’s sins against them” (2 Corinthians 3:19), therefore, “we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have gained access by faith into this grace in which we now stand.” (Romans 5:1, 2). This is not to say that being LGBTQ is a sin, but if it were, it would certainly be forgiven.

  • @BunnyJolf
    @BunnyJolf 3 роки тому +4

    I like how this video is just r/trumpstupidity

    • @Thetravelingmonke
      @Thetravelingmonke 3 роки тому

      I mean he does have so many that it seems like it takes over

  • @elonmusk2920
    @elonmusk2920 3 роки тому +44

    Tbh annoying orange has a whole new meaning now

  • @stefanreindel9888
    @stefanreindel9888 3 роки тому +41

    Earlier: the 45th's tweet: "NO ONE VOTE BY MAIL"
    Later: the 45th's tweet: "Why do I not have any mail in ballots?"
    Obi-wan's response tweet reposting the original tweet with the follow up: "You have done that yourself."

    • @cgmackie
      @cgmackie 3 роки тому

      Ok, I am a Trump supporter and you know what that is a really good point, however, he means literally none the odds off that happening are low. However of the more liberal tweets I will give this a thumbs up still as it kinda makes sense.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 роки тому +1

      @@cgmackie good to see that some of you have sense. I guess it's the loud ones that are idiots.

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 3 роки тому +51

    Trump supporters be tweeting “election was rigged trump is still president🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷”
    Biden supporters be like “that’s the flag of Liberia”
    The Chaser be like “coronavirus diagnosed with the disease Trump”

    • @limitablesnow8979
      @limitablesnow8979 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @ethanchastain773
      @ethanchastain773 3 роки тому +3

      Have you actually looked into the claims? It was a fucked election, even if Biden wins again, we need a recount, ALOT of illegal shit went down

    • @yourlocalcringechannel3416
      @yourlocalcringechannel3416 3 роки тому +6

      @@ethanchastain773 And I’m sure you’re going to list solid proof of that? They are recounting already.

    • @ethanchastain773
      @ethanchastain773 3 роки тому +1

      @@yourlocalcringechannel3416 Have you not heard of the fact that some 5% votes from certain poll machines in 30 states didn't register? Maybe the thousands of eyewitness reports of poll blocking? Oh, maybe the VIDEO EVIDENCE of mail-in ballots being burned and tampered with? No, huh, doesn't surprise me.

    • @yourlocalcringechannel3416
      @yourlocalcringechannel3416 3 роки тому +8

      @@ethanchastain773 Alr, I was hoping you'd drop the sauce. That's okay, I'll just look it up myself then.

  • @TarynBeeswax
    @TarynBeeswax 3 роки тому +9

    Those 1.8k dislikes are still salty the tyrant didn't win

  • @LillaVya
    @LillaVya 3 роки тому +22

    7:04
    **pauses the video**
    **searches on Google**
    "Oh alright"
    **presses play again**

  • @TheHuskyGT
    @TheHuskyGT 3 роки тому +67

    After what's been happening, I'm happy to see President Trump finally has a whole r/Faceplam video dedicated to him

  • @katiezguilty
    @katiezguilty 3 роки тому +121

    “I won this election, by a lot!”
    if you won the election then I’m straight.

    • @matthewmazur9579
      @matthewmazur9579 3 роки тому +12

      I'm for LGBT: Liberty / Guns / Beer / and Trump.

    • @yeetusdeletes4305
      @yeetusdeletes4305 3 роки тому +3

      Yup.

    • @bcarpyy2739
      @bcarpyy2739 3 роки тому +1

      @@matthewmazur9579
      same

    • @thanos1532
      @thanos1532 3 роки тому +16

      @@matthewmazur9579 please tell me its irony at this point I have seen everything

    • @matthewmazur9579
      @matthewmazur9579 3 роки тому +2

      @@thanos1532 No irony. Why would you think that? 🤔

  • @jrgiraffe6294
    @jrgiraffe6294 3 роки тому +10

    Donald Trump: “I won this election by A Lot”
    Me: *sniffs* *sniffs* “I smell cap”

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 роки тому +40

    "I bet Donald trump will start a conspiracy about the 2020 elections"
    New channel found: 2020 elections *the content creator is Donald trump*

    • @kirbystar1
      @kirbystar1 3 роки тому +1

      He already has been saying “ELECTION FRAUD MADE ME LOSE that is one of his Twitter things

    • @Curvedalpha
      @Curvedalpha 3 роки тому

      Where’s frisk tho?

    • @charax-1
      @charax-1 3 роки тому +1

      curvedalpha 23 in flames

    • @Curvedalpha
      @Curvedalpha 3 роки тому

      @@charax-1 o

    • @andysnider6984
      @andysnider6984 3 роки тому

      The left did the same for 4 years, claiming Hillary Clinton only lost due to Russian collision.

  • @laguser6362
    @laguser6362 3 роки тому +15

    I don't think he'll be able to leave, I mean, who would want him in their country?

    • @drsharkboy6568
      @drsharkboy6568 3 роки тому +3

      Let’s send him into space on a trajectory to the nearest black hole so the universe never has to deal with him again.

    • @CovensAgainstTheThrone
      @CovensAgainstTheThrone 3 роки тому

      I mean, unless he has some master jail break skills

    • @hairohukosu433
      @hairohukosu433 3 роки тому +1

      @@drsharkboy6568 too merciful

  • @carlosx8603
    @carlosx8603 3 роки тому +81

    Probably should've held a video like this off until after Inauguration Day.

    • @N4Rl_
      @N4Rl_ 3 роки тому +2

      Inauguration day? I didn't know that was even a day

    • @manmeergill7047
      @manmeergill7047 3 роки тому +4

      @@N4Rl_ What's a day

    • @petparty1466
      @petparty1466 3 роки тому +3

      Trump is only stalling, he has nothing to go off of

    • @N4Rl_
      @N4Rl_ 3 роки тому

      @@petparty1466 Yeah, now the actual election won't end until December I believe.

  • @taiscommentingaccountusedf1908
    @taiscommentingaccountusedf1908 2 роки тому +3

    People so idiotic even my cat facepalmed.

  • @_HONK
    @_HONK 3 роки тому +17

    nononononononoono u stay in the us no need to come the england we are rubbish at running things anyway

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 3 роки тому +4

      He's absolutely not welcome. We have enough of our own fecking loonies.

    • @derkurier2552
      @derkurier2552 3 роки тому

      @@y_fam_goeglyd agreed

    • @thepositivegay8393
      @thepositivegay8393 3 роки тому

      Me in Ontario b like

    • @Raintamp
      @Raintamp 3 роки тому +1

      Take him!!! We beg you!!!