War Thunder VS World of Tanks

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +2031

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  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 3 роки тому +3916

    *Shoots enemy in WoT*
    "We didn't even scratch them!"
    *Shoots enemy in WT*
    "Target Destroyed"
    5 seconds later
    *Plane 💣 You*
    *Plane 💥*

    • @RyujinNoKami
      @RyujinNoKami 3 роки тому +156

      Every single match possible in a nutshell

    • @-usernotfound-9969
      @-usernotfound-9969 3 роки тому +103

      Wot shot tank with kv 2
      Enemy destroyed
      2 seckonds after
      Arty shot you boom

    • @kyledavidgalan9908
      @kyledavidgalan9908 3 роки тому +37

      They can’t use planes if they get killed before they have enough points

    • @TheCookie69
      @TheCookie69 3 роки тому +57

      In WOT you fear artillery in WT you fear a bomber dropping it's load on you and blasting you to kingdom come

    • @va_rio845
      @va_rio845 3 роки тому +26

      yeah, it's exactly like that. I loved WoT but IMO WT is better, some battles are very satysfing, others are a pain in the ass. Just hate or love it. I play only Realistic, gameplay is slower and strategy is more important than AB.

  • @jangustl_wt2358
    @jangustl_wt2358 3 роки тому +1075

    Me playing the M3 Lee in the past in World of Tanks: Why cant i use the turret?
    Me playing the M3 Lee in War Thunder: I just started blasting...

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +108

      Playing the Char B1 in WT is even better you got a doom cannon ontop of that pea shooter.

    • @tipi5586
      @tipi5586 3 роки тому +66

      @@davidty2006 And the B1 Ter has adamantium shoulder pads to go with it's doom cannon.

    • @Ocastia
      @Ocastia 3 роки тому +5

      @@tipi5586 Pauldrons the only armor that really works.
      (Apart from plot armor)

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 3 роки тому +23

      @@tipi5586 Seriously it's great fun, I once just sat outside the enemy spawn in the b1 ter, constantly firing both guns and ended the game with like 11 kills.
      I felt dirty doing it though.

    • @hypernova3527
      @hypernova3527 3 роки тому +12

      I skipped the WoT M3 as soon as I could while with the WT M3 I managed once to fight 3 different enemies simultaneously and get victorious.

  • @fulcrum-118
    @fulcrum-118 3 роки тому +972

    'from where? World of Warplanes?'
    WHEEZE

    • @pxlcowpxl6166
      @pxlcowpxl6166 3 роки тому +57

      I have forgotten that that game exists several years ago lmao.

    • @stupidumbasshithead5715
      @stupidumbasshithead5715 3 роки тому +8

      Wowp has good osts tho

    • @LilKittyKat-C
      @LilKittyKat-C 3 роки тому +15

      When I started playing war games, my fist game was World of Warplanes, it fucking sucks

    • @cubes7504
      @cubes7504 3 роки тому +1

      ***WHEEZE***

    • @themonke8714
      @themonke8714 3 роки тому +2

      @@LilKittyKat-C I heard it got better

  • @Name1person
    @Name1person 3 роки тому +3163

    Squire: War Thunder is not grindy in the slightest
    Me: laughs in 2 research per game (or what it feels like)

    • @average_peanut_fan3059
      @average_peanut_fan3059 3 роки тому +8

      Hehe BoI

    • @javier1zq
      @javier1zq 3 роки тому +209

      From what i remember WoT was even more grindy

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 3 роки тому +33

      Aaah. I love me those research point boosters. Though I think I should start aiming for the silver lion ones now that I'm getting to the million SL tanks... :2

    • @covenantslayergaming6362
      @covenantslayergaming6362 3 роки тому +31

      Depends how well you perform per match. Without prem I was able to average around 3-4k SL per game in air rb. My tank stats were worse due to the horrid multipliers..

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 3 роки тому +27

      @@covenantslayergaming6362 Yeaaaaah. I don't perform that well in either. Most likely just due to a lack of playing the game. XD hard to 'learn' through watching skilled people on youtube due to them going "Oh, antenna over that hill!" but the bitrate means the antenna doesn't exist in YT and so I have no idea what they're actually seeing.

  • @EagleStudios
    @EagleStudios 3 роки тому +3741

    "105 damage" "that was $18 well spent." oooof

    • @GDNullName07
      @GDNullName07 3 роки тому +78

      110*

    • @Centzaurion
      @Centzaurion 3 роки тому +18

      @@whiteflagWF i just got 599 damage from a tank a tier lower than mine

    • @Centzaurion
      @Centzaurion 3 роки тому +2

      @@whiteflagWF forgot but it was a tier 4

    • @nathanhough8156
      @nathanhough8156 3 роки тому +8

      @@whiteflagWF that would be a derp gun

    • @christopherzervos3803
      @christopherzervos3803 3 роки тому +4

      I play both, the world of tanks part is very accurate... wait no

  • @tunkhine3987
    @tunkhine3987 3 роки тому +1623

    WOT: oh the planes flying around is a nice detail
    WT: Oh lawd the planes are a comin

    • @packosand3287
      @packosand3287 3 роки тому +18

      man the top machine guns get ready for mini nuke from the russians

    • @BIRBPOLE12129
      @BIRBPOLE12129 3 роки тому +56

      Me with my stuka: guten tag boi

    • @goji3908
      @goji3908 2 роки тому +45

      Every time I hear a plane in WT I instantly start moving

    • @blackrifle3742
      @blackrifle3742 2 роки тому +6

      @@BIRBPOLE12129 laughs in IL-2

    • @jaffarebellion292
      @jaffarebellion292 2 роки тому +6

      WT Now: Oh God, is that a- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

  • @jamfucked
    @jamfucked 3 роки тому +3552

    Both games:
    "This game is almost fun."

  • @fallout200
    @fallout200 3 роки тому +4674

    War Thunder: Attack the D point!
    World of Tanks: We didn’t even penetrate their armor!

    • @taxidermypolarbear1724
      @taxidermypolarbear1724 3 роки тому +103

      WHAR IS THE D POINT IVE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER SEEN ONE

    • @magogodlams
      @magogodlams 3 роки тому +141

      @@taxidermypolarbear1724 ATACK THE D POINT

    • @Starjumper2821
      @Starjumper2821 3 роки тому +96

      @@taxidermypolarbear1724 There isn't one. They just didn't want to record additional voice lines in the future and instead do them all in one go, so they thought there might be a D point at some point.

    • @brigadgeneralvoid2508
      @brigadgeneralvoid2508 3 роки тому +38

      @@magogodlams I Agree!

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +39

      WE didn't even scratch em!

  • @shenglongli8387
    @shenglongli8387 3 роки тому +1544

    "400 hours of grinding for that churchill"
    excuse me getting that churchill costed me so long in WoT that I gave up before getting it

    • @sw96
      @sw96 3 роки тому +61

      IIRC the Churchill I and VII in WoT weren't too bad, the Black Prince at T7 though... worst gun of the T7 Heavies, slowest top speed, good armor (if the enemy is an idiot or doesn't carry premium)... that's the tank that stopped me grinding Brit Heavies, was looking forward to the Caernarvon and Conqueror too.

    • @simaoribeiro3517
      @simaoribeiro3517 3 роки тому +50

      I play wot only during the Christmas event and I got a tier VIII. How tf did you spent 400 hrs to get a tier V ?

    • @shenglongli8387
      @shenglongli8387 3 роки тому +9

      @@simaoribeiro3517 did you even watch the video, you don't get it don't you

    • @simaoribeiro3517
      @simaoribeiro3517 3 роки тому +7

      @@shenglongli8387 yes I did but I assure that doesn't take as long as in WT

    • @shenglongli8387
      @shenglongli8387 3 роки тому +2

      @@simaoribeiro3517 2:37

  • @heinrich9125
    @heinrich9125 3 роки тому +2131

    "wouldn't catch me playing baby's first tank game."
    Me: heh
    "Hope the 400 hour grind for that Churchill was worth it."
    Me: Ouch

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +39

      mate it has takken me 400 hours to get most of rank 3 in most nations. For just tanks and some planes maybe.

    • @arbysandtehchief5494
      @arbysandtehchief5494 3 роки тому +95

      @@davidty2006
      That's why the trick to getting top tier without opening your wallet is to focus 1 nation at a time.

    • @tirpitzyt3088
      @tirpitzyt3088 3 роки тому +17

      Took me 10-20 games to grind to a rank 3

    • @heinrich9125
      @heinrich9125 3 роки тому +12

      @@tirpitzyt3088 Getting to rank 2-4 isn't that bad, it's all the ones after that really suck

    • @rodrigoalexismendezcampos6499
      @rodrigoalexismendezcampos6499 3 роки тому +1

      @@arbysandtehchief5494 ikr, in one month I grind the FW three with the 109 g2 all the way to the mig 15 of the DDR

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 3 роки тому +1221

    "Its not grinding its fun. Its definitely fun." Never before has a line spoken to me on such a spiritual level

    • @Mika-ph6ku
      @Mika-ph6ku 3 роки тому +48

      almost fun

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +14

      Absolutely true

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +103

      Haha! I'm glad you enjoyed it mate. Thanks!

    • @geemanamatin8383
      @geemanamatin8383 3 роки тому +8

      Its fun once you get your dream tank.... somewhat.

    • @brianholmes1812
      @brianholmes1812 3 роки тому +8

      @@geemanamatin8383 that's when you find out your favourite either sucks or doesn't go with your play style. Or you're just bad at it

  • @blitz3d447
    @blitz3d447 3 роки тому +325

    "COME ON NOW HES ONLY GOT (11) HITPOINTS LEFT"
    "hihihi... hitpoints"
    most accurate definition of a war thunder player

    • @BogWarThunder
      @BogWarThunder 2 роки тому +19

      Well it is just unrealistic and in games like these it is also stupid, i mean i could battle an Abrams tank with a Flakpanzer I and would actually have a chance to win bc i only need to reduce his big bunch of hitpoints.

    • @hopelessspaghetti5310
      @hopelessspaghetti5310 Рік тому +4

      WT realistic damage system is a blessing and a curse

    • @RudderSCoolmain
      @RudderSCoolmain Рік тому +2

      @@BogWarThunder I play both, and WoT might be very frustrating but the hitpoint system and arcade style is also very dopamine inducing.

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 Рік тому +2

      @@BogWarThunder as far as I’m aware, you only lose hit points if the enemy shots actually penetrate your armor. So no, Flakpanzer is still not winning.

    • @BogWarThunder
      @BogWarThunder Рік тому

      @@tetraxis3011 yet its still unrealistic. I mean how would you imagine the object inside a tank with HP and not with the system of War thunder (everything reacting and being placed the way it is in rl)

  • @HodgePodgeVids1
    @HodgePodgeVids1 3 роки тому +5751

    “400 hour grind for that Churchill”
    Yep

    • @steinmayer2791
      @steinmayer2791 3 роки тому +165

      I did it in 6 hours 😂
      Every tank up to 4.0

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +380

      @@steinmayer2791 rich boy, get the rich boy

    • @MarcusKuann
      @MarcusKuann 3 роки тому +285

      @@steinmayer2791 Now lets see you do that without premium

    • @thombrick
      @thombrick 3 роки тому +131

      @@MarcusKuann I did it in about 10 hours without premium (for the British).

    • @bagas_akbar
      @bagas_akbar 3 роки тому +88

      @@thombrick same
      I got Churchill Mk. VII in a day without premium at all

  • @perpetualsystems
    @perpetualsystems 3 роки тому +2827

    Me: "War Thunder or World of Tanks?"
    My PC: *Tanki Online, take it or leave it*

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +479

      Hahahaha!

    • @tilioarmati4971
      @tilioarmati4971 3 роки тому +298

      Oh my dear lord, it's been so long since I've heard of Tanki Online, The classic tank game before classic tank games, also why is it that all the devs for tank games are Russian??? WoT, WT and TO.

    • @kingb4490
      @kingb4490 3 роки тому +107

      @@tilioarmati4971 don't forget about the simulators like IL-2, Lock on, and DCS also made by Russians

    • @nooneno12
      @nooneno12 3 роки тому +61

      @@tilioarmati4971 b/c if they are not they get bought out by Zenimax or EA and turned to rubbish faster than you can say "paid lootbox gambling" oh no I meant to say "surprise mechanic".

    • @Aragon-no5tc
      @Aragon-no5tc 3 роки тому +24

      Tanki online is sick tho, and it got a bunch of updates with hulls recently

  • @KaykyG018
    @KaykyG018 3 роки тому +221

    War thunder: rage
    World of tanks: rage harder

    • @rezendeiiz.knight1084
      @rezendeiiz.knight1084 3 роки тому +13

      well WT doesn't have HP so if someone who knows how to PEN and dmg your crew or modules like ammo rack its GG but depends of each tank armor but still have weaknesses but yeah

    • @bwaaah6086
      @bwaaah6086 3 роки тому +15

      war thunder is so depressing that you wont even have the energy to rage

    • @hozhuofeng9877
      @hozhuofeng9877 2 роки тому +5

      @@bwaaah6086 FACTS
      I'M SO DEPRESSED I DON'T HAVE ENERGY TO ACTUALLY YELL I JUST STRAIGHT UP START CRYING

  • @crumbyk7798
    @crumbyk7798 3 роки тому +1958

    "Wanna join my clan?"
    I play wot and this is the most underrated stereotype ever said about this game.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +215

      Hahaha! Glad you enjoyed that part.

    • @cindernubblebutt1340
      @cindernubblebutt1340 3 роки тому +86

      I wouldn't join any clan that would have such a shit player as myself in it.

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 3 роки тому +41

      but wot blitz? *total radio silence*

    • @BuilderB08
      @BuilderB08 3 роки тому +12

      @@datonecommieirongear2020 yup, it’s the worst thing ever

    • @undeadjohnmarston4661
      @undeadjohnmarston4661 3 роки тому +14

      @@datonecommieirongear2020 *Say on any online member*
      The clan member: *offline*

  • @enchiladaemu6766
    @enchiladaemu6766 3 роки тому +813

    Me playing War Thunder: *Gets shot once*
    My B-17: *Breaks in half*

    • @Contrabasstubone
      @Contrabasstubone 3 роки тому +54

      Me in PB4Y-2 wants to climb
      PB4Y-2: S T U K A. T I M E

    • @Bcso591
      @Bcso591 3 роки тому +20

      M i n e n g e s c h o ß 'd

    • @brigadgeneralvoid2508
      @brigadgeneralvoid2508 3 роки тому +45

      Me in my bf109 watching all this unfold from space

    • @psycopt8770
      @psycopt8770 3 роки тому +18

      Me playing war thunder a few years back: Rips off enemy B-17 tail and die to gunners.
      B-17: Proceed to shoot down half of my team, bomb targets and land.

    • @snspartan714al2
      @snspartan714al2 3 роки тому +9

      @@psycopt8770 ahh yes back when gunners didn't miss and destroyed anything that got within .5 mi or .8 km

  • @Stefan-wi9cb
    @Stefan-wi9cb 3 роки тому +923

    Do you have "Attack the D point"
    War Thunder: Yes
    World of Tanks: No
    We got a winner!

    • @imperialstardestroyer712
      @imperialstardestroyer712 3 роки тому +30

      We have Chuck Norris in WoT

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 3 роки тому +13

      @@imperialstardestroyer712 ok and

    • @bwaaah6086
      @bwaaah6086 3 роки тому +36

      @@imperialstardestroyer712 we have a radio in WT
      REKT

    • @imperialstardestroyer712
      @imperialstardestroyer712 3 роки тому +6

      @@bwaaah6086 so what

    • @bwaaah6086
      @bwaaah6086 3 роки тому +40

      @@imperialstardestroyer712 I see you haven't played war thunder yet
      You may have Chuck Norris
      But we have the d point!

  • @mikoonblitz5966
    @mikoonblitz5966 3 роки тому +1305

    Driver: explodes into a million pieces
    Med kit: ribs grow back

    • @siegfried2k4
      @siegfried2k4 3 роки тому +133

      Gunner: vaporized by heat shells
      Some guy who magically appears inside our tank: hi i’m your replacement gunner

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 3 роки тому +52

      No zhey dont.

    • @ANDREA57ITA
      @ANDREA57ITA 3 роки тому +3

      is only in arcade

    • @themonke8714
      @themonke8714 3 роки тому +37

      @@Scazoid *sniff* I smell fortress team two reference.

    • @apocalypse5228
      @apocalypse5228 3 роки тому +4

      @@siegfried2k4 lmao

  • @alexlucas9535
    @alexlucas9535 3 роки тому +883

    "Don't worry sir, I'll replace you!" Ok that was funny.

    • @michiyl
      @michiyl 3 роки тому +18

      Sometimes I wish my commander was replaced by another guy - the commander MG is sometimes more valuable against low-flying planes than anything the radio operator can do!

    • @johnnyh8731
      @johnnyh8731 3 роки тому +6

      Welcome to war thunder

    • @seabasso6849
      @seabasso6849 3 роки тому +1

      @@michiyl don’t forget the machine gunner in the m4 shermans that dontuse their mg

  • @WeirdIncluded
    @WeirdIncluded 3 роки тому +309

    "Eyeballs Mk1, try using them" God that is a line I'll be using.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 роки тому +5

      I have been ever since this vid was posted, it's great.

    • @patrickboggess1233
      @patrickboggess1233 3 роки тому +2

      I love that it was Jingles that said it too

    • @andhikamaharetsi625
      @andhikamaharetsi625 3 роки тому +1

      Thats james may voice isnt it?

    • @ulliulli
      @ulliulli 3 роки тому +1

      No, he said "Eyeballs, Mk1." It's a Churchill Mark 1. So he says that the Mark 1 should use his eyeballs. Not that he should use his Eyeballs Mark 1, also, this would imply that there are Eyeballs Mark 2 or 3.

    • @WeirdIncluded
      @WeirdIncluded 3 роки тому

      @@ulliulli goddamnit man. also there are mk2 and 3, I make them, but trials aren't free

  • @zulkifligumilang3155
    @zulkifligumilang3155 3 роки тому +413

    WoT : Kill an enemy tank to send them straight to hangar
    WT : Kill an enemy tank and be ready for YOLO bombing run

    • @TheCheesiestNacho
      @TheCheesiestNacho 3 роки тому +39

      *Gets killed in Tank battles*
      Enemy: *why do i hear jericho sirens!?*

    • @ayelmao4258
      @ayelmao4258 3 роки тому +25

      Honestly i think war of thunder is way better than world of tank.

    • @hefinekaelangyudha381
      @hefinekaelangyudha381 3 роки тому

      Mabar bang

    • @nogisonoko5409
      @nogisonoko5409 3 роки тому +1

      @@ayelmao4258
      I rather get powercreeped by a prem tank than getting 1 shot out of nowhere

    • @TheCheesiestNacho
      @TheCheesiestNacho 3 роки тому +18

      @@nogisonoko5409 it's easier than it sounds like to be good at tank battles in WT. yeah you can get one shotted, but you can one shot everyone else too if you're good enough.
      WT has a way more realistic approach at battles and it takes some time to get used to the different mechanics. Another thing is that the outcome of your encounters is more tied to your skill and partly luck. you can YOLO your way into the enemy team and it may work or not. Unlike WoT where everyone hides behind a rock to safeguard their fucking WN8, in WT everyone goes to the field and ACTUALLY BATTLES WITH THE ENEMY.
      Yeah, it's harder. But also WAY more challenging, and if you're not satisfied with tank battles you still can try plane and ship battles.
      These are things that you would know if you played the game, which obviously you haven't done. Or at least that's the idea you're transmitting.

  • @splatterberry
    @splatterberry 3 роки тому +713

    “ Sir the gunner’s head has evaporated into a fine red mist “
    “ Use the medkit “
    “ But sir his head is missing “
    “ ... “
    “ It’s a large one “

    • @strv2909
      @strv2909 3 роки тому +10

      Oof

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 3 роки тому +43

      *fucking duck tapes the head back on

    • @herbet3011
      @herbet3011 3 роки тому +2

      @@no_4259 Lmao

    • @limdaoyuan7218
      @limdaoyuan7218 3 роки тому +4

      Just casually uses the medkit to magically stitch back the head from the fine red mist.

    • @ZoMTDU
      @ZoMTDU 3 роки тому +3

      @@no_4259 fucking underrated comment

  • @liamfalvey5142
    @liamfalvey5142 3 роки тому +311

    0:52 as a WoT player I can confirm this is 100% accurate

    • @mateuszborowik3068
      @mateuszborowik3068 3 роки тому +3

      No it isn't. I dont know what tanks do you play that has so bad aiming...

    • @rezendeiiz.knight1084
      @rezendeiiz.knight1084 3 роки тому +21

      bruh in mobile version of it WoTblitz if someone moves I just aimed+predict+low HP+% PEN the armor they dead but if I sit still for more accuracy in WotBlitz but I hate the HP mechanics

    • @VaporBlitz
      @VaporBlitz 3 роки тому +2

      @@mateuszborowik3068 Artillery

    • @ThatTurboProbe
      @ThatTurboProbe 3 роки тому +1

      @@mateuszborowik3068 A couple. SU 130PM, Skorpion G and such.

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 2 роки тому

      @@mateuszborowik3068 VK 100.01
      This thing feels like a full plate knight but without any protection on his crotch and with a bucket on his head. Oh one more, his hand was injured so it take 5 minutes for him to draw his sword

  • @t-posetimmy6834
    @t-posetimmy6834 3 роки тому +370

    WarThunder: gets destroyed by an invisible tank
    World of Tanks: makes a thanksgiving dinner waiting for the Aiming sights to lock in

    • @zafranorbian757
      @zafranorbian757 3 роки тому +24

      And then you also get shot by an invisible tank. It was a while ago but I once had an SU-85 in wot decloak 50m infront of me. No bushes no cover nothing, it was just right in the open.

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 3 роки тому +1

      @@zafranorbian757 Now to be fair, the SU-100 (not sure if the SU-85 has similar camo* with a full camo build has something like 50% camo rating. Depending on the tank you where in, he could have entirely had the camo the hide. Though its still kinda dumb you can do this

    • @jstKas
      @jstKas 3 роки тому +2

      *then moves 1 inch to the left because you moved the mouse accidentally while attempting to click in high sensitivity, walks back into cover for the Christmas party*

    • @zachowon
      @zachowon 3 роки тому +2

      Unless kv 2. Then it always hits because Stalin

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +1529

    Also, I'm fully expecting to be assassinated by dodgy Russian sounding men because of this video. Can anyone sell me a gun that isn't made of cardboard?

    • @Danspy501st
      @Danspy501st 3 роки тому +39

      Shall I find a really good GPU?

    • @nullanonsonemmenoiocosascr6676
      @nullanonsonemmenoiocosascr6676 3 роки тому +6

      Well that is kinda expected

    • @obi-wankeknobi8413
      @obi-wankeknobi8413 3 роки тому +20

      I have an entire clone legion, should you need it !

    • @YetAnotherInv
      @YetAnotherInv 3 роки тому +6

      Well, i do have some spare service rifles, but those aren't much better than cardboard guns.

    • @amineazzouzi08
      @amineazzouzi08 3 роки тому +10

      We are British mate,Our guns are as effective as Gaijin aren't biased

  • @EliMoorman
    @EliMoorman 3 роки тому +1046

    Everything The American guy says makes me die laughing

  • @Rinasoir
    @Rinasoir 3 роки тому +1546

    Probably the quickest I've ever clicked on one of these.

  • @davidj9677
    @davidj9677 3 роки тому +501

    Honestly, whenever I start feeling discontent about the grind in War Thunder, I look back on my WoT days and feel better again.

    • @armoredlumberjack1999
      @armoredlumberjack1999 3 роки тому +15

      same

    • @nobody-mq7fr
      @nobody-mq7fr 3 роки тому +66

      all i remember from WOT is massive ping,being the first one to get killed,a kill being a special event and boring side scraping matches in city maps.

    • @vunguyenxuanhoang7422
      @vunguyenxuanhoang7422 3 роки тому +39

      When i tried a 20mm autocanon in WT and kill a Jumbo with it,I swear I will never return to boring WoT.Full auto is love,full auto is live

    • @vunguyenxuanhoang7422
      @vunguyenxuanhoang7422 3 роки тому +16

      @STERBEN But it accuracy suck and can't shot at full auto.I wait to circle become smallest but it still miss

    • @breizhrudie4757
      @breizhrudie4757 3 роки тому +18

      Lmao the grind is less of a pain in WoT, and you'll have more fun playing it as well. WT is downright frustrating, you're going bankroute everytime you play a match like bruh I've got a life I'm not spending a whole week of grind to get a new vehicle.

  • @goldensperm10
    @goldensperm10 3 роки тому +86

    When machine,gun,crew/comander dies and armor get hit/damage
    WT : dies
    WOT : click first aid kit and repairs

  • @joshuadaniel8508
    @joshuadaniel8508 3 роки тому +394

    WT: getting bombeb by aircrafts out of nowhere.
    WoT: Bullied by the Almighty Artillery players for the entirety of the match
    Same things, different world.

    • @sithrulezz423
      @sithrulezz423 3 роки тому +45

      true, but in war thunder you can return fire at the planes

    • @thekingtiger8193
      @thekingtiger8193 3 роки тому +22

      and we got fighters.
      and arti players can magically spot and hit tanks,while pilots have find them with their eyes and they to have rearm at airfield. and if you dont move and you unlocked some good camoo you can hide from them.

    • @trollsquad3605
      @trollsquad3605 3 роки тому +6

      @@thekingtiger8193 arty players do that from their allied tanks spotting for them. And the camo only give u a 3%concealment boost lmao

    • @fouzaialaa7962
      @fouzaialaa7962 3 роки тому +22

      Arty in wot is intended to avoid "camping" ..all wot players know how that turned out to be .. we call them sky shitters

    • @thekingtiger8193
      @thekingtiger8193 3 роки тому +1

      @@trollsquad3605 i was talking about wt, the camo is working like real life in wt, make you less visible to eye very usefull. because using default camo like dessert camo for most german tanks,make you very visible

  • @elliottmoreland8873
    @elliottmoreland8873 3 роки тому +906

    as a player of both games, I love how accurate this is lmao

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +127

      Glad to hear it!

    • @grantt1589
      @grantt1589 3 роки тому +3

      Me to

    • @rezendeiiz.knight1084
      @rezendeiiz.knight1084 3 роки тому +4

      hope I can play this game (WT) in my laptop doesn't have the better RAM memory need to buy that 12×2 RAM

    • @christopherzervos3803
      @christopherzervos3803 3 роки тому +1

      This is very true, it feels like me playing world of tanks

    • @jalk12
      @jalk12 3 роки тому +1

      @@rezendeiiz.knight1084 i run war thunder on my 2GB of Ram laptop back in 2017. Just put on minim settings and with "obsolete" graphics card option, then you get 30 fps on ground vehicles

  • @Tmac34
    @Tmac34 3 роки тому +541

    Rob is actually the most funny guy ever I love his reversing noises

    • @americansoviet9908
      @americansoviet9908 3 роки тому +9

      I love his references to Goldie even more

    • @Tmac34
      @Tmac34 3 роки тому +6

      @@americansoviet9908 is Goldie an actual person?

    • @americansoviet9908
      @americansoviet9908 3 роки тому +7

      @@Tmac34 no I think its just a character of his. Still very funny when he calls out to him

    • @lamquangnguyen2758
      @lamquangnguyen2758 3 роки тому +3

      American Soviet Well there was an actual Goldie in Red Tails if I recall correctly

    • @crispyyyrice9160
      @crispyyyrice9160 3 роки тому +1

      What is his youtube channel?

  • @ibbi32
    @ibbi32 3 роки тому +1382

    Squire : does wt v wot
    *You have provoked a gang war*

    • @timur22993
      @timur22993 3 роки тому +99

      When in fact both games are shit.

    • @armoredlumberjack1999
      @armoredlumberjack1999 3 роки тому +83

      @@timur22993 Ones waaaay more shittier than the other and we both know which one it is

    • @Bcso591
      @Bcso591 3 роки тому +40

      @@armoredlumberjack1999 um... wot?

    • @brigadgeneralvoid2508
      @brigadgeneralvoid2508 3 роки тому +48

      @@Bcso591 well of course

    • @trollsquad3605
      @trollsquad3605 3 роки тому +39

      @@Bcso591 hell no wot is better

  • @brutallyhonest8601
    @brutallyhonest8601 3 роки тому +714

    “47% win rate player” Couldn’t agree more

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 3 роки тому +12

      I main war thunder and also I couldn't agree more

    • @punic4045
      @punic4045 3 роки тому +6

      Git Gud I'm a 48%

    • @grumogus
      @grumogus 3 роки тому +11

      @@punic4045 so high i am at 44%

    • @k-874
      @k-874 3 роки тому +4

      @@punic4045 Are you kidding me that's insultingly low I have a 49% of winrate

    • @fbi3881
      @fbi3881 3 роки тому +7

      @@k-874 Welp i'm almost at 48%. But honestly, i don't think winrate Has to do anything with your skill eg. Arty goes drowns themselves and you get in your team a normal lt, but enemy has a wheeled lt. It's most probable you'll lose, even tho it's not entirely your fault. Also there are accounts that get daily 8-9k WTR (like myself) but me, from the past holds me back, because well, i wasn't a very good player at the start and i don't wanna to restart my whole ass progress only for the stas sake. Alright, rant's over. Have fun playing!

  • @shinkreytpuylap
    @shinkreytpuylap 3 роки тому +359

    4:04
    "The loader bought the farm, we can't reload as fast"

    • @jalk12
      @jalk12 3 роки тому +16

      "What do you mean "bought the farm" ?"

    • @Saltygravy117
      @Saltygravy117 3 роки тому +15

      @@jalk12 it sounds like "bought the farm" but it isn't

    • @what-jm1pd
      @what-jm1pd 3 роки тому +30

      @@Saltygravy117 it is actually bought the farm, bought the farm is another saying for dead

    • @Saltygravy117
      @Saltygravy117 3 роки тому +6

      @@what-jm1pd oh I didnt realise nice

    • @shinkreytpuylap
      @shinkreytpuylap 3 роки тому +3

      @@what-jm1pd
      Wow thats a very weird way of saying it

  • @volatile5460
    @volatile5460 3 роки тому +369

    “War thunder is fun!” And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
    I’ve been telling this one to myself for about 400 hours now.

    • @braedynhoward3644
      @braedynhoward3644 3 роки тому +10

      Same dude. XD. I like its realism but I play WoT if I want fun.

    • @thomashambly3718
      @thomashambly3718 3 роки тому +9

      I maxed out every country back in 2014, when ground vehicles were new, now I look at it and wonder "what the hell was I doing with my life".

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 3 роки тому +14

      I feel like war thunder players should spend more time in low tier... I personally found it hella fun when I switched over from grinding my ass for a panther to having fun in an Su-5-1 , trying different tech trees is a good way to play low yier as it usually just means you can play a whole bunch of new tanks instead of pretty repetetive tanks like the german Panzer 4s or murican Shermans

    • @volatile5460
      @volatile5460 3 роки тому +1

      @@kh2b573 hard agree

    • @luizftavares
      @luizftavares 3 роки тому +6

      @@kh2b573 People often say low tier is fun, but not because of a huge variety of tanks and fast grind, but because low tier is littered with noobs and a decent player will always come on top. Id suggest playing high tier if you want to improve, because failure leads to learning, and you will become a stronger player if you play against strong players.

  • @pepper7171
    @pepper7171 3 роки тому +432

    Now imagine this, but with wows:
    "Imagine having a ships that's does not even exist."
    -this post was made by war thunder gang.
    "Imagine having to play a bucket loads of matches just to have an ability to put out fire."
    -this post was made by wows gang.

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +28

      Yeah fires in WT are so bad. Mainly the fact that i can't take my secondary guns offline to put the thing out.

    • @xianeli8473
      @xianeli8473 3 роки тому +29

      *boat load of matches

    • @tipi5586
      @tipi5586 3 роки тому +3

      @@davidty2006 Next you'll be wanting to reroute the plumbing in the officers lavatory to help with water bailing.

    • @YukitoOnline
      @YukitoOnline 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine having unusable turrets and machineguns.
      - This post was made by the War Thunder gang

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 3 роки тому +5

      "Imagine hitting ships with an entire payload of bombs and not sinking it"
      -this post was made by the war thunder gang

  • @shamilgabitov1562
    @shamilgabitov1562 3 роки тому +168

    I like how his AIIIMIIIING sounded literally like AAMEEEEENNN

    • @hukama6911
      @hukama6911 3 роки тому +5

      As in please let me hit the target oh rng god, ameen

  • @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim
    @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim 3 роки тому +1463

    I missed this so much
    This is the best channel for British propaganda, I mean the truth
    Great channel

    • @heinrich9125
      @heinrich9125 3 роки тому +38

      If Stalin himself calls this good propagand... Uhhh factual documentation, then it must be true.

    • @SgtPotShot
      @SgtPotShot 3 роки тому +11

      British Bias Channel

    • @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim
      @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim 3 роки тому +17

      @@heinrich9125 yes indeed very factual

    • @kevinwestfall7030
      @kevinwestfall7030 3 роки тому +5

      @SpcPotshot British Bias Channel, the only known phrase with the abbreviation of BBC.

    • @defuliogames9150
      @defuliogames9150 3 роки тому

      Ok comrade

  • @no_4259
    @no_4259 3 роки тому +206

    Pick your poison: One makes you grind for the real gun, useful engines and other parts, the other makes you grind for fire extinguishers and the useful ammo, spare parts to actually fix stuff, etc.

    • @Demospammer9987
      @Demospammer9987 3 роки тому +12

      I dunno, quite a bit of stock ammo in WT is pretty good, now if only M61 was stock for the US 75mm and 76mm guns...

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 3 роки тому +16

      Many stock rounds in war thunder are pretty ok... atleast you dont haveto waste 20$ on shells just to be able to kill ONE specific tank in a certain tier

    • @Skrall_
      @Skrall_ 3 роки тому +8

      @@kh2b573 gold rounds can be bought with the normal currency ans when used smart will still net you a profit.

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 3 роки тому +2

      @@Skrall_ i can fill up 2 tanks with default shells for the price of like a few special rounds

    • @TheCheesiestNacho
      @TheCheesiestNacho 3 роки тому +4

      @@Skrall_ lmao you speak like the credit price for gold APCR was fair.

  • @kerosiima
    @kerosiima 3 роки тому +173

    Imagine getting warned when you have been spotted. -made by war thunder gang

    • @mateuszborowik3068
      @mateuszborowik3068 3 роки тому +8

      Ye it's cool right? 😏

    • @victorie2177
      @victorie2177 3 роки тому +14

      Are you jealous?

    • @pbluma
      @pbluma 3 роки тому +11

      @@victorie2177 No, 'cause it's stupid and unrealistic, like most things in that game. Keep it

    • @victorie2177
      @victorie2177 3 роки тому

      @@pbluma .................

    • @victorie2177
      @victorie2177 3 роки тому +17

      @@pbluma sometimes i like more unrealistic than getting 1 shot constantly

  • @epicgamerchannel6230
    @epicgamerchannel6230 3 роки тому +351

    WoT players when they have a dead commander, dead gunner, dead driver, dead loader, damaged ammo rack, broken tracks, broken turret ring, broken engine, broken viewports, damaged fuel tanks and are on fire: *Oh no!*
    Restoration pack: *Anyway*

    • @GodEmperor_Kaizen
      @GodEmperor_Kaizen 3 роки тому +18

      You can other wait for it t finish or using a kit. Wot is arcade, it isn’t a sim like WT.

    • @thetype97chiha2
      @thetype97chiha2 3 роки тому +6

      “Cmon this is no place to die!”
      “Oh wait you’re dead... anyways get back up I just used a restoration pack!”

    • @GodEmperor_Kaizen
      @GodEmperor_Kaizen 3 роки тому +11

      @@thetype97chiha2 it’s an arcade game. I play both. It’s like comparing COD with ARMA.

    • @theverminator8048
      @theverminator8048 3 роки тому +2

      However if the whole crew is dead at the same time you get sent back to the garage but that never happens

    • @GodEmperor_Kaizen
      @GodEmperor_Kaizen 3 роки тому

      @@theverminator8048 happens more than you think, just just gotta be in the right tank for it. It’s happened to me in my Batchat.

  • @christophervanoster
    @christophervanoster 3 роки тому +206

    0:07 I’d recognize that voice anywhere! You got jingles to voice a role!

    • @dimmer9378
      @dimmer9378 3 роки тому +9

      i somehow didn't even notice it

    • @Starjumper2821
      @Starjumper2821 3 роки тому +14

      Not the first time. He was the Rear Admiral of the Campbletown in the Red Octoberfest video.

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster 3 роки тому +2

      @@Starjumper2821 I know that. Never expected him to get again though

    • @limdaoyuan7218
      @limdaoyuan7218 3 роки тому

      How did I miss that

  • @tdofducksplays
    @tdofducksplays 3 роки тому +61

    “Aiming aiming. FIRE! Well we missed .God damn RNG.” Story of my World Of Tanks days..... all the time....

  • @Mika-ph6ku
    @Mika-ph6ku 3 роки тому +370

    remember the mottos of both games:
    War Thunder - "almost fun"
    Word of Tanks - "wait, people play this game?"

    • @errornamenotfound2513
      @errornamenotfound2513 3 роки тому +62

      Well guess what. Wot actually has more players than warthunder.
      Possibly since warthunder we're more frustrating than a game "getting over it"

    • @mr.flipflop2630
      @mr.flipflop2630 3 роки тому +17

      @@errornamenotfound2513 but wot is dying sooooooo

    • @jewsuschristler4425
      @jewsuschristler4425 3 роки тому +10

      WoT is more noob friendly

    • @ushikiii
      @ushikiii 3 роки тому +26

      @@jewsuschristler4425 nope

    • @wyom2838
      @wyom2838 3 роки тому +30

      @@ushikiii in warthunder if a veteran player goes back a few tiers and they’ll reck it
      In world of tanks if a veteran player goes back a few tiers they’ll suck as much as the rest of the team

  • @slartybartfarst55
    @slartybartfarst55 3 роки тому +119

    Thank you So Much! I've missed these Videos massively! Fantastic Fun! 😊

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +25

      Cheers, old chap. It was our pleasure.

    • @Nawa11YT
      @Nawa11YT 3 роки тому +2

      @@SquireComedy I think it’s about time you remake your top 10 favorite planes

    • @jakeegan3195
      @jakeegan3195 3 роки тому +1

      They are back boys

    • @BlunderedGaming
      @BlunderedGaming 3 роки тому +1

      2h ago when the minute was posted 15 min ago sus

    • @calumbrubacher7352
      @calumbrubacher7352 3 роки тому

      @@BlunderedGaming you got that rught

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 3 роки тому +121

    Difference between World of Tanks and War Thunder; ten years and you still can't use the machine guns in World of Tanks.

  • @esbam2002
    @esbam2002 3 роки тому +69

    War Thunder: Larger maps and punished faster than you can think for a mistake.
    World of Tanks: Sardine can maps, unless you want to play EBRline, more forgiving.
    Both need a serious viable competitor to put them in their place and stop milking players as bad as they do.

    • @ol_fortune9474
      @ol_fortune9474 3 роки тому +10

      wt probably got one of the most hideous map design ever

    • @eliasredlich3425
      @eliasredlich3425 3 роки тому +12

      @@ol_fortune9474 The maps arent Hideous their just not very balanced due to Gaijin preferring non-symmetric "historically accurate" maps

    • @thekingtiger8193
      @thekingtiger8193 3 роки тому +7

      and real life is not "balanced".

    • @madwolf0966
      @madwolf0966 3 роки тому +1

      @@thekingtiger8193 someone nerf the "death" event it ruins my in game character.

    • @willhelmburgdorf22
      @willhelmburgdorf22 3 роки тому

      *laughs in arty*

  • @commandershepard119
    @commandershepard119 3 роки тому +171

    If you where a pilot you'd us it as a reference landmark.
    Perfect.

  • @JohnDoe-jv5ct
    @JohnDoe-jv5ct 3 роки тому +117

    "OH SWEET JESUS THERE GOES 20% OF OUR HP!"

  • @RojoFern
    @RojoFern 3 роки тому +330

    As an avid lover of both games... I'm just gonna sit on the sidelines.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 3 роки тому +24

      I find both games pretty fun in small doses. They both irritates me overtime though.

    • @madwolf0966
      @madwolf0966 3 роки тому +2

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 either way we are the product.

    • @destroyerarmor2846
      @destroyerarmor2846 3 роки тому +4

      You can't love both. That is treacherous

    • @FryedFish
      @FryedFish 3 роки тому +1

      You have the right idea, save a spot on the sidelines because I also love both games

    • @youtubedumpster4040
      @youtubedumpster4040 3 роки тому

      same

  • @mateemeli4753
    @mateemeli4753 3 роки тому +695

    "Imagine paying For premium shells to get better"
    *this Post was made by war thunder gang*

    • @danielb270
      @danielb270 3 роки тому +31

      Premium shells have been made less effective, cheaper and purchasable only with silver (gold can be converted to silver, by it is better to pay for the premium account than to convert directly) around a year ago

    • @danielb270
      @danielb270 3 роки тому +7

      @Alexander Mattson Premium tanks in WoT are quite underpowered. The only objectively good thing about them is the amount of money they generate

    • @mehlwurm4
      @mehlwurm4 3 роки тому +30

      @@danielb270 what? if you live in 2012 youre right. on every tier and class premium tanks are by far the strongest tanks. some of them are actually better than not prem tanks of one tier higher

    • @romzes576channel
      @romzes576channel 3 роки тому +6

      @@danielb270 meanwhile in wt you just get your shells, no need to convert anything

    • @danielb270
      @danielb270 3 роки тому +6

      @@romzes576channel [facepalm]
      1) we are talking about PREMIUM SHELLS
      2) we are talking about how WoT has no Premium Shells anymore
      3) convention in WT also exists and if I am not mistaken you could convert premium currency into the “silver” currency, meaning that the system are identical

  • @benswolo1698
    @benswolo1698 3 роки тому +94

    Wot players : our game is da best
    Wt players : *Ghost Division Intensief*

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 3 роки тому +2

      Or Alternately....
      *From the depths of hell in silence cast their spells explosive violce.*

    • @theavocadoscientist7979
      @theavocadoscientist7979 3 роки тому +1

      @@marseldagistani1989 *Russian night time flight perfected
      Flawless vision, undetected*

    • @manuelortiz2563
      @manuelortiz2563 2 роки тому

      @@theavocadoscientist7979 yeah the mighty russian biplanes,
      Silence as fuck, with good bombs and night witches sounding in the background, they are menacing as fuck.
      And i love it

  • @josephstalin364
    @josephstalin364 3 роки тому +107

    War thunder: Gets one shotted
    World of Tanks: Can’t penetrate anyone’s armour

    • @haiji_morie8416
      @haiji_morie8416 3 роки тому +4

      Try going against a hetzer in WoT, you can't...

    • @connertolman8024
      @connertolman8024 3 роки тому +1

      Laughs in death toaster

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 3 роки тому +4

      Now i remember my one match using the Sherman Firefly had a hard time destroying a Panzer IV even though in reality the 17 pounder of the Firefly would have turned the Panzer into swiss cheese

    • @kipchpineda7161
      @kipchpineda7161 3 роки тому +1

      @@haiji_morie8416 Laughs in Marder 38T

    • @kipchpineda7161
      @kipchpineda7161 3 роки тому

      @@justineallandevelos6491 Really? I don't play british tanks, irl the 17 pounder should went in and out the pz.IV 'in it?

  • @theredbaron3994
    @theredbaron3994 3 роки тому +72

    This was extremely inaccurate, the T-28 would have would have came back in some iL-2 and would have suicidal bombed

    • @akriegguardsman5238
      @akriegguardsman5238 3 роки тому +5

      I play USSR and I would've came back with my t 34

    • @gkmginger56
      @gkmginger56 3 роки тому +10

      Somehow every Tanker pilot in WT has a bloodline of Japanese pilots

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 3 роки тому +2

      Yukari ist Meine waifu
      "Russian BIAS!"

    • @akriegguardsman5238
      @akriegguardsman5238 3 роки тому

      @@livethefuture2492 it doesn't exis-oh I just survived a shitton of round by deflecting them

    • @Illusionyary
      @Illusionyary 3 роки тому +3

      He respawned in a Po-2 but by the time he got back to where he died the video was over.

  • @ncpdswordshielddivision2240
    @ncpdswordshielddivision2240 3 роки тому +28

    Squire: IM Going Right
    Anyone Going Right?
    Anyone?
    No?
    Okay
    Me that Has no Friends to play with:
    Ok me too Going alone corner

  • @Wolfboy_109
    @Wolfboy_109 3 роки тому +97

    *sigh of relief* The USA guy never let us down with their joke..... FINALLY AN UPLOAD FROM U GUYS :3 miss yaa man!

    • @theintrepidva2251
      @theintrepidva2251 3 роки тому +4

      Thanks

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 3 роки тому

      @@theintrepidva2251 ayy its the guy himself! Love ya man (no homo)

    • @Wolfboy_109
      @Wolfboy_109 3 роки тому

      @@theintrepidva2251 OHHHHHH SHOOTTT HEI MAN! xD keep up the good work!

  • @rezowifix8013
    @rezowifix8013 3 роки тому +46

    I was dissapointed. The Churchill didn't even took a Wellington to revenge bomb that M3 with a 4000lbs Cookie bomb

    • @bastionaudio
      @bastionaudio 3 роки тому

      Saaaaame

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 роки тому +1

      I expected a Spitfire or a Tempest ground attack atleast

  • @allninelivez7631
    @allninelivez7631 3 роки тому +55

    3:13 The French and German experience with Russians.
    1812: Napoleon's invasion
    1941: Operation Barbarossa

  • @whataboutvietnam
    @whataboutvietnam 3 роки тому +420

    This entire video is fake! Literally no one defends World of Warplanes!

    • @milokojjones
      @milokojjones 3 роки тому +15

      I mean, Idk what everyone has against wowp, they are always like: haha wowp what a shitty game - but the game is actually kinda fun, they did a remake a few years ago, where they improved the graphics and gameplay so now it is pretty fun to play, shame more people dont play it.

    • @taterater1052
      @taterater1052 3 роки тому +22

      @@milokojjones There’s a limited market, and they ruined their opportunity. Plus once you make a commitment, researching again sounds like pain.

    • @milokojjones
      @milokojjones 3 роки тому +10

      @@taterater1052 Indeed, they messed it up in the beginning, it is shame.
      Anyways, research in WG games is pretty quick, you get through tier 1-3 in almost no time, tier 4 is worse, because it sometimes doesn't have very good aircrafts, so it takes a bit longer to get through - like few hours, but when you get to tier 5 it is pretty fine than, there is a lot of the legendary aircrafts like Spitfire I or Messerschitt BF 109 - and tier 5 is pretty much the most fun tier since it is not hard but not that easy either so you have most of the fun there.

    • @taterater1052
      @taterater1052 3 роки тому +4

      @@milokojjones Huh, I might give it a shot when get a good computer. I remember playing WoT and you ruin yourself trying to play tier 8-10 without premium and without gold, so I got tired of my armor being worthless and coming back to like -5k silver every game in a Tiger II

    • @RSWebery
      @RSWebery 3 роки тому +6

      @@taterater1052 That’s because you’re playing the Tiger II. Wargaming screws over almost all german tanks, because russia.

  • @peakart8850
    @peakart8850 3 роки тому +35

    “Come on now boy, he only got *11* hit points left!”
    *British laughter intensifies.*

  • @cmw184
    @cmw184 3 роки тому +34

    "Artillery might have me zeroed in!"
    "You stay still yer a goddam deadman!"
    Truer words have never been spoken 😂😂😂

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 3 роки тому +2

      In Wot it doesn't matter if you move like that, for reasons of immobilized or instant death by a mad man in a Hummel

  • @SpheroJr3289
    @SpheroJr3289 3 роки тому +136

    “Some people need to get a life”
    Also guy: Grabs model tank and starts firing

    • @ArchivedFox
      @ArchivedFox 3 роки тому +3

      WHOOOSH

    • @ArchivedFox
      @ArchivedFox 3 роки тому +1

      @Grant Merchant Wow, scolding someone like an internet karen on a comment 3 whole days old. How are you doing?
      Honestly, you wouldn't even be getting updates on that comment, so I can only assume you have nothing better to do than check that person's comment once every 3 days.

    • @SpheroJr3289
      @SpheroJr3289 3 роки тому +3

      @@ArchivedFox why was i even whoosed

  • @denslad0639
    @denslad0639 3 роки тому +25

    I granted this video the highest award i can. Eating while watching it

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +8

      Blimey. Thanks man, that genuinely meant a lot.

    • @denslad0639
      @denslad0639 3 роки тому +2

      @@SquireComedy you should do a WOT gameplay video

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 3 роки тому +1

      Sometimes I eat while watching this too

  • @seanandaya4597
    @seanandaya4597 3 роки тому +12

    4:52
    THE WAY HE SAID "11" WAS SOOO FUNNY LOL😂😂😂

    • @Kalashnikov413
      @Kalashnikov413 3 роки тому +2

      COME ON NOW BOYS, HE'S ONLY GOT eLeVeN HIT POINTS LEFT!

  • @canadianbias913
    @canadianbias913 3 роки тому +142

    If you aren’t watching the ads, you’re missing out.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +30

      Thanks. Canadians are all lovely people.

    • @LoganKinney-sj2tb
      @LoganKinney-sj2tb 3 роки тому +7

      @@SquireComedy as a Canadian I can confirm this.

    • @canadianbias913
      @canadianbias913 3 роки тому +4

      @@SquireComedy I can confirm this.

    • @boristhespacedude9096
      @boristhespacedude9096 3 роки тому +1

      I honestly got a World of Tanks ad

    • @Kirbo-7-
      @Kirbo-7- 3 роки тому +2

      @@SquireComedy as an American, Them Canadians are up to somethin....... DONT TRUST THEIR LIES

  • @braedynhoward3644
    @braedynhoward3644 3 роки тому +45

    I really love both of these games. Played WOT long before WT, now I play both often.

  • @DUBMANS
    @DUBMANS 3 роки тому +23

    I've been playing WT since day one.
    Tried wot once and went back to WT.

    • @Skyhigh_905
      @Skyhigh_905 Місяць тому

      I'm the other way around!

  • @mixnmatchflavourbleach2313
    @mixnmatchflavourbleach2313 3 роки тому +71

    I need a "warning, this vehicle is reversing" audio in my games

  • @TwigPB
    @TwigPB 3 роки тому +42

    War thunder: haha ammo rack go brrrrrr
    WoT: Panzer Vor!
    please get the reference

    • @Mika-ph6ku
      @Mika-ph6ku 3 роки тому +7

      we're all here because we like tanks... everyone gets the reference

    • @Tank_Driver4822
      @Tank_Driver4822 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mika-ph6ku I agree with that

    • @pixytokisaki1457
      @pixytokisaki1457 3 роки тому +2

      Love that reference tho xD

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 3 роки тому

      Alr imma be that uncultured bastard
      What reference?

    • @BaronAW300
      @BaronAW300 3 роки тому +1

      G U P

  • @AsianEspionage
    @AsianEspionage 3 роки тому +36

    "hehe, Hit points sir."

  • @lucasmoreno2154
    @lucasmoreno2154 3 роки тому +53

    "What is this, a mixed battle"
    Nop, just historical accuracy by Gaijin™

    • @mjd13
      @mjd13 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, especially unholy alliance of USA and Germany against USSR and Britain

  • @LEGOxNINJA1
    @LEGOxNINJA1 3 роки тому +61

    I haven’t heard Jingles’ voice in years...

    • @TacoDraws
      @TacoDraws 3 роки тому +2

      He's still the salty gnome lord we all know and love. He still uploads quite a bit

  • @toveychurchill6468
    @toveychurchill6468 3 роки тому +73

    Is the American voice actor's throat in pain after that, I wonder

    • @taxidermypolarbear1724
      @taxidermypolarbear1724 3 роки тому +3

      Isn’t he phly

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +8

      It ain't fly.
      Because fly goes: Fox 1! Fox 1!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +39

      @@davidty2006 We'll get Phly in next time, I promise!

    • @troutwarrior6735
      @troutwarrior6735 3 роки тому +3

      @@SquireComedy yeeeeeees

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 3 роки тому

      nahh more like thats just how world of tank player
      in every server
      they sounds retarded (not the voice actor i mean)

  • @thecube5861
    @thecube5861 3 роки тому +22

    "Eyeballs! Mark 1! Try using them!"
    aaaand i'm already dead XD

    • @Paskalion
      @Paskalion 3 роки тому +1

      voiced by Jingles himself lol

  • @shinkreytpuylap
    @shinkreytpuylap 3 роки тому +20

    1:13
    M3 Lee kills a Churchill 1?
    Matchmaking in a nutshell

  • @federico339
    @federico339 3 роки тому +55

    Sadly I started playing WoT when WT didn't even exist... since one or two years when I got interested in real tanks I always wanted to switch over to WT but I don't have the same will to grind and play as I had when I started playing WoT so I never bothered to get to the high tiers so I continued to play WoT just because it takes much less effort (and because I'm still playing with some old friends), although I play it much much much less than what I used to... but I reckon WT is the better games if you like ACTUAL real life tanks.
    Anyway great video you managed to sum up the two games and the communities very well! And hilarious as usual

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier 3 роки тому +5

      but WT also uses hitpoints on top of the fact that gaijin makes up their own data.
      Both games are entertainment not representative of reality. Spookston does a good job of highlighting the many tanks and WT's issues
      But if you think WOT takes less effort, then I'm sure you're one of the best players

    • @federico339
      @federico339 3 роки тому +6

      @@axeavier surely not one of the best, but I had a pretty good run, now I'm way past my prime in WoT, the fact is you can play it in a very "mechanical" way and achieve decent results anyway (which is what I'm doing now...) you just go around the same places do the same things, you don't have to really put your mind into it after you have some experience... but for WT you always need to be ready constantly scan for enemies etc...

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier 3 роки тому +5

      @@federico339 I say both at the same, it's about knowing the map and the capabilities of the vehicles. Like I said, if you had it figured out, you would've been one of the best. Instead you're basically telling me you plateaued in being good but not great.
      I could say WT is no different because players typically take common paths, and there are sections to take that will often catch them off guard assuming you live long enough to not die from a revenge bombing.
      If you want the ultimate "you always need to be ready" experience, then you'd be playing GFSB and very few in WT do. As opposed to GFRB which is AB+ with the many arcade mechanics.

    • @trollsquad3605
      @trollsquad3605 3 роки тому +4

      honestly both games have their ups and downs

    • @tipi5586
      @tipi5586 3 роки тому +8

      Volumetric shells has entirely changed the game. And tbh, what War Thunder does that WoT doesn't is that it allows you to utilise tactics to an extent which approaches a vague microcosmic simulation of actual war. When the Mark 1 Eyeball is all that you have to defend yourself with, as well as three squad mates on discord, you can actually approach something of a simulation of war, though certainly not a true simulation of the operation of the vehicle in Ground Realistic. War Thunder does have a very good simulator mode, if you fancied having a migraine to pass the time.
      I'd suggest you give it a go, because one of the beautiful things about war thunder, especially after the volumetric shells update, is that the low tier tank play is just the most fun the game has to offer. It's fast paced, low cost, high flying action. And then because war theory, it takes about 7.0 BR to get to the same kind of fast paced action when MBTs finally arrive. But in between there is the plethora of famous tanks you might want to use. But along the way, you'll understand why the Panzer II, the Stuart, the BT--5 and the Crusader were such interesting, if not very effective irl, tanks of war.

  • @oscarmarvin7924
    @oscarmarvin7924 3 роки тому +38

    “we’re finally out of the queue” and when u bumped tanks at the start had me dead😂😂👏

  • @jrotela
    @jrotela 3 роки тому +12

    -Hit points jajajaja
    -"World of Warplanes its a legitime flight simulator"
    You guys are hillarious

  • @iRedFox
    @iRedFox 3 роки тому +8

    5:17
    Don't worry sir! i'll replace you!
    Damn 😂

  • @lt_darkseekerantique3911
    @lt_darkseekerantique3911 3 роки тому +58

    Damm,the last time i was this early,everyone was still playing Tanki Online.Also,this is this definitely an awesome birthday gift(it’s actually my birthday.Well...a couple minutes late after my birthday ).Also,I’ve played world of warplanes after playing war thunder and what you said was right and the shoddy RNG and spotting made me quit world of tanks

    • @jacobussmit1453
      @jacobussmit1453 3 роки тому +1

      Happy birthday!

    • @kalsten2236
      @kalsten2236 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah tanki online was my childhood game back then

    • @SMN-ct9gl
      @SMN-ct9gl 3 роки тому +3

      Good fucking GOD. Now that's a game I haven't heard for a long time.

    • @sithrulezz423
      @sithrulezz423 3 роки тому +4

      I still play tanki online on occasion when I am incredibly bored and want something arcade, at least they don't pretend to be a historically accurate or realistic game.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +8

      Happy Birthday, chap. Have a good one!

  • @memr4611
    @memr4611 3 роки тому +24

    Commander; "Ah uh Im hit"
    Gunner: "Dont worry sir, I'll replace you"
    DOnt know why but that made me laugh so hard lmao

  • @trollsquad3605
    @trollsquad3605 3 роки тому +21

    Squire:Makes WT vs WoT video
    WT fans: we'd like to introduce ourselves
    Edit: The WoT fans are arriving!

    • @DerLoLLer9
      @DerLoLLer9 3 роки тому

      Wow, the first edit I saw in a long time that not included "oMg ThAnK yOu FoR tHe LiKeS!!" - pls don't do that ever, it's just shit

    • @trollsquad3605
      @trollsquad3605 3 роки тому +1

      @@DerLoLLer9 i got u man

  • @tosicdash0242
    @tosicdash0242 3 роки тому +20

    Seeing squire in a uniform at the end and tell the American to get a life was amazing xd. The little tank perfected it

    • @nooneno12
      @nooneno12 3 роки тому +4

      u mean the "little TOG tank"

    • @fiasco348
      @fiasco348 3 роки тому

      I was laughing because I have that little model tank.

  • @npccheguevara4623
    @npccheguevara4623 3 роки тому +18

    The bit about world of warplanes was fucking hilarious

  • @efanlemon9331
    @efanlemon9331 3 роки тому +55

    If I'm honest the main reason I don't play world of tanks anymore is because I can't transfer my progress to pc.
    So glad war thunder has cross progression

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +29

      Oh I get cross about progression alright.

  • @ilhamakbar5689
    @ilhamakbar5689 3 роки тому +7

    Nobody : ...
    My Voice at the choir : 5:49

  • @filip_jackson
    @filip_jackson 3 роки тому +8

    7:41 that's me in a nutshell

  • @skot8692
    @skot8692 3 роки тому +24

    As a player of both games, this is absolutely amazing and accurate!

    • @ok-mx1mi
      @ok-mx1mi 3 роки тому

      What do you like more

    • @ok-mx1mi
      @ok-mx1mi 3 роки тому

      I dont know which one to download

    • @ushikiii
      @ushikiii 3 роки тому +1

      @@ok-mx1mi everyone likes WT more, personally I like War Thunder in it's current state more. Try both of them.

    • @braedynhoward3644
      @braedynhoward3644 3 роки тому +2

      @@ok-mx1mi Its really up to you. WOT is friendlier to new players and is more arcade, which for most people is a lot of fun. I personally like it better if you just want to have fun. WT is awesome if you are a fan of history and armored/aviator combat. I play it because of that.

    • @MazterHuntR
      @MazterHuntR 3 роки тому +1

      WT if you want realisic-esque gameplay. Much slower and methodical gameplay.
      WoT for faster paced gameplay, very easy to learn. Lots of tanks to choose from if you don't mind most newer tanks being prototypes or blueprint vehicles.

  • @marksmanGrey
    @marksmanGrey 3 роки тому +18

    World of tanks vs War Thunder! You sir forgot about the exquisite game called Armoured Warfare!

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 3 роки тому

      Next episode?

    • @armoredlumberjack1999
      @armoredlumberjack1999 3 роки тому +2

      The what now?

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +2

      Haft to say the Merkava in AW is way better than WT merkava. Mainly the 2D with it's ATGM's

    • @ZaYn.91
      @ZaYn.91 3 роки тому

      Armoured Warfare is a modern tank battles i think (havent play it but i have been put it on my library)

  • @fullsetsunk4090
    @fullsetsunk4090 3 роки тому +5

    Unrealistic depiction of War Thunder, i didn't see anyone suicide dive bombing

    • @nothingnew2075
      @nothingnew2075 3 роки тому +1

      do you play arcade because i do not see that in ground RB?

  • @elijahjosephm.faustino8823
    @elijahjosephm.faustino8823 3 роки тому +7

    Pen Mechanics:
    WoT: "WE DIDN'T EVEN SCRATCH THEM"
    WT: *One Shot*
    Air superiority:
    WT: "Heheh, we go Brrrrt"
    WoT: "Nah man, that's just for show"
    Game Objective:
    WoT: "SLAUGHTER ALL OF THEM"
    WT: "ATTACK THE D POINT"

  • @PointyHairedJedi
    @PointyHairedJedi 3 роки тому +71

    I wonder how many hours this took - I'm going to go with "too many".

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +17

      Almost certainly. Hope you're well mate!

    • @PointyHairedJedi
      @PointyHairedJedi 3 роки тому +3

      @@SquireComedy Not bad, all things considered, life up in the wilds hasn't been so different compared to before.

    • @unclejohnbulleit2671
      @unclejohnbulleit2671 3 роки тому +2

      @@PointyHairedJedi Rather like how it is in a hell of alot of the US! "Oh no, we are in lockdown" Me- Eh, I'm going out back to the woods. Hope your well Jedi!

  • @biomewanderer6312
    @biomewanderer6312 3 роки тому +13

    Why was that so painfully accurate

  • @Commander_35
    @Commander_35 3 роки тому +30

    War Thunder: Russian Bias
    World of Tanks: RNG

    • @Claous
      @Claous 3 роки тому +7

      There is also Russian Bias in WoT

    • @johnnygreen2556
      @johnnygreen2556 3 роки тому +3

      War Thunder also has RNG

    • @kipchpineda7161
      @kipchpineda7161 3 роки тому +4

      *Russian bias and RNG*

    • @On1_Ryu
      @On1_Ryu 3 роки тому

      Did you know that when you yell RUSSIA in WoT when you are snapp shooting, the god of RNG will say yes and will hit the enemy even behind a building ? I do that all the time man. You should try it. XDDDD

    • @On1_Ryu
      @On1_Ryu 3 роки тому

      oh yeah btw. . . WoT has RNG but do you know what is the TRUE cancer of the game ? ARTY !!!!

  • @edwardoconnell1304
    @edwardoconnell1304 3 роки тому +27

    Me: *Plays a Sherman*
    Also me: *Gets killed by a fast boi*
    Enemy team: *Haha r3 go BRRRR*

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 роки тому +2

      Haha Wirblewind go DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 3 роки тому +2

      Happened to me just yesterday. Fuckers have started hunting in packs now.

    • @tipi5586
      @tipi5586 3 роки тому +1

      @@Delta-es1lg But when the playerbase levels up and goes super gaijin, then we will unlock and entirely new level of gameplay. Man was hunted by wolves, man learned to kill wolves. Sherman is hunted by pastawagon...

    • @nolanstuff23
      @nolanstuff23 3 роки тому

      I know right hate em

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 3 роки тому

      Try using the zis-12, show those retarded r3 spammers whos the boss

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 3 роки тому +22

    I mean, I would rather Grind 2000 hours than have to deal with the horrible aiming of WoT

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 2 роки тому

      Same, that's one of the main reasons I ditched that game, the fecking enemy right in front of me, but because of the "aim" the shell would fly anywhere but the target, I know that Warthunder has something similar, but at least it's not a thing that will make you miss 90% of your nearly point-blank shots.

  • @aaravtulsyan
    @aaravtulsyan 3 роки тому +24

    I feel immensily patriotic on hearing the War Thunder main theme

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 3 роки тому

      I still prefer the beethoven music

    • @hefinekaelangyudha381
      @hefinekaelangyudha381 3 роки тому

      I prefer the old german tech tree music

    • @ammarokla7217
      @ammarokla7217 3 роки тому +2

      Symphony number 7 was the true OG soundtrack. Main menu theme is nice too but the new german music is crap to the old one.