Can You Beat Age of Mythology as an Atheist?

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  • @kl1thedominion
    @kl1thedominion 26 днів тому +4057

    "I've been transformed into a boar, this must be the work of an enemy science" -Atheist Arkantos

    • @ProbeScout
      @ProbeScout 26 днів тому +496

      "the enemy science user could be anyone." meanwhile Hubble walks by

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 26 днів тому +202

      They have giants! Must be ancient aliens!

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 26 днів тому +113

      The german science is the best in the world!

    • @platogkrone7161
      @platogkrone7161 26 днів тому +22

      *Technology.

    • @SH4D0W0733
      @SH4D0W0733 26 днів тому +70

      Takes someone really pigheaded to still deny the gods and win after that.

  • @zwarriorkrillin6400
    @zwarriorkrillin6400 26 днів тому +1905

    No Aging
    No Myths
    Welcome to Of

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 24 дні тому +114

      Next challenge: can you beat starcraft without prepositions?

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 24 дні тому +82

      Not to be confused with Off which is a totally different game

    • @HideyoshiKinoshita84
      @HideyoshiKinoshita84 24 дні тому +48

      Not to be confused with a certain website.

    • @Frontline_view_kaiser
      @Frontline_view_kaiser 23 дні тому +25

      Welcome to Oof

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 18 днів тому +18

      Not is Of Retold

  • @nemanjasladojev3446
    @nemanjasladojev3446 26 днів тому +1287

    "Zeus was loose and I had no control of the situation."
    Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • @AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp
      @AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp 26 днів тому +18

      "for a change"

    • @Rakka5
      @Rakka5 24 дні тому +18

      The Zoos is loose

    • @barengard4601
      @barengard4601 24 дні тому +41

      Absolutely accurate to the ancient Greek myths. There is no controlling Zeus when he gets lose.

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 24 дні тому +10

      At least the Zeus wasn't a goose.

    • @barengard4601
      @barengard4601 24 дні тому +17

      @@cranapple3367 I mean there was that one time were he was..... And the result was Helena of Troy.....

  • @Laezar1
    @Laezar1 24 дні тому +734

    Being an atheist is one thing. This is having concrete evidence of the existence of gods and still choosing to reject them and not worship them cause you don't need them and you can kill whatever beast they thorw at you and beat whatever favor they give your ennemies. That's pretty badass.

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 17 днів тому +143

      Anti-Theist took a whole new meaning.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 16 днів тому +148

      Making atheism real by killing God yourself, sounds badass.

    • @ClimbLikeAGirl-vz3gt
      @ClimbLikeAGirl-vz3gt 15 днів тому +68

      Reminds me of the Pratchett Disc world novels where the atheists in Not-Greece(TM) have a big tin roof over their library because the gods keep hitting them with lightning

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 15 днів тому +8

      ​@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051Almost Kratos, but he was sort of a half-god turned god and all of that...

    • @Cappuccino_Rabbit
      @Cappuccino_Rabbit 14 днів тому +13

      That's the average Jrpg

  • @DrakonPhD
    @DrakonPhD 26 днів тому +1556

    "After we rescue them from their arrest, they upgrade to cardiac arrest."
    Idk why but that line broke me.

    • @Eloryan
      @Eloryan 26 днів тому +3

      😂😂

    • @Illianor123
      @Illianor123 24 дні тому +5

      It’s a great line

    • @Lightningsrp
      @Lightningsrp 23 дні тому +6

      Yeah, I got some weird looks when I loudly snorted a laugh watching this at work

    • @eskurian8565
      @eskurian8565 19 днів тому +2

      I had the exact same reaction. :D

  • @Vortama
    @Vortama 26 днів тому +1439

    I'm 3.5 minutes into the video and I fully expect Grant's next challenge video to be "Can I beat all the furniture in my room by kicking it with just my pinky toes?"

    • @christopherbronson3275
      @christopherbronson3275 26 днів тому +53

      Honestly? I got my money on 3G after watching this video

    • @TheUberjammer
      @TheUberjammer 26 днів тому +28

      But he's a giant... can't use myth units.

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 26 днів тому +8

      I don't think even Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass Crew were masochistic enough to try that challenge

    • @russhackleford4912
      @russhackleford4912 25 днів тому +14

      ​@@TheUberjammerhe is now grant of unusual size games.

    • @brendantw
      @brendantw 25 днів тому +10

      with pinky toes would be too easy, the RING toes would be a real challenge considering then you'd also have to avoid the middle toe and the pinky toe from accidentally doing any damage

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 26 днів тому +679

    It's really too bad allied centaurs all suffer from congenital heart failure. You'd think the gods would build 'em more sturdy, but this is why we don't worship them.

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 26 днів тому +46

      Just like regular horses in that respect.

    • @crazybunny1134
      @crazybunny1134 25 днів тому +6

      Horses have heart problemas?

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 25 днів тому +51

      @@crazybunny1134 sorta. What they technically have is a genetic major cardiovascular disorder, because they lack the capillarie network in there extremities to slow blood down in the veins. It's one of several major issues for them

    • @rolfstalker2986
      @rolfstalker2986 24 дні тому +36

      "You see the centaur, and you reason that there must be a creator. And you also reason that said creator must be rubbish at their job!"

    • @MattMorency
      @MattMorency 20 днів тому +1

      There's no such thing as faeries.

  • @NolDragon
    @NolDragon 25 днів тому +354

    "So then I made that guy Arkantos a proposition he could not refuse : Turn him into a demi-god so he can beat that damn statue without breaking a sweat."
    "Easy deal honestly, bet he jumped right on it."
    "Nah, he refused to even acknowledge my existence and threw over a thousand men into the meat grinder."

    • @Lughrochben
      @Lughrochben 24 дні тому +69

      Honestly, considering Atlantis is basically Greek for this campaign, that kind of hubris checks.

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 16 днів тому +20

      Fabius Bile be like : "There is nothing there".

    • @sseempire8705
      @sseempire8705 10 днів тому +4

      It's not hubris if you win in the end​@@Lughrochben

    • @tarenflores
      @tarenflores 14 годин тому

      LOL

  • @teddys1359
    @teddys1359 26 днів тому +843

    This is why Poseidon stopped favoring Arkantos

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 16 днів тому +72

      Atheist Arkantos then proceeds to go full Warhammer 40k by sending countless waves of men to knock down a statue instead of making a single, simple prayer that would have let him 1v1 it instead.
      "It's not about the casualties, it's about upholding our principles." -Commissar Arkantos, probably.

    • @Wormopera
      @Wormopera 16 днів тому

      Pussyeidon

    • @Nothrazim
      @Nothrazim 14 днів тому +14

      @@joshuakim5240 Arkantos confirmed to be a missing primarch, Mortarion-like but likeable

    • @treyfolkmen7942
      @treyfolkmen7942 14 днів тому +3

      @@joshuakim5240 tbh I completely forgot about prayer and killed statue with kiting archers. Then I saw the ending and was like ..wait, I was supposed to transform Arkantos into half god. But I never got the god power to do so? Oh, I needed to build a wonder *facepalm*

  • @dakkath414
    @dakkath414 26 днів тому +452

    That final push is the essence of "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

    • @BaufenBeast
      @BaufenBeast 26 днів тому +68

      Turns out Poseidon statues have maximum killcounts, so I sent wave after wave of my own men at it until it reached its limit and shut down.

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 26 днів тому +14

      Send another meat wave!

    • @notapplicable292
      @notapplicable292 25 днів тому +16

      We may not have the firepower, but we have the mass!

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 23 дні тому +7

      @@BaufenBeast They clocked out after achieving their quotas, I can respect that.

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@notapplicable292
      china

  • @prysthaea7735
    @prysthaea7735 26 днів тому +861

    I absolutely love how unreasonable you are with your challenge rules.
    Any sane person trying a challenge like this would be less strict. "AOM without gods" sounds like you're saying no myth units or god powers, which would be a fairly difficult but manageable. Maybe some people would go a step further and say "no spending favor", which locks you out of a lot of your kit especially without fortress-tech (which includes the Mythic age upgrade itself in Retold), making a lot of missions very difficult.
    Doing all of that, and also saying *_no advancing in Age ever???_* Thats absurd. Who would do that? Who would _think_ that??
    Giant Grant Games. That's who.

    • @saganweeks7017
      @saganweeks7017 26 днів тому +39

      apparently me too since i was considering doing this exact challenge if Grant didn't lmao and that was one of the first things i realized would be required in a True Atheist playthrough (since you have to *pick gods* each time you advanced

    • @CrazynToughKiwi
      @CrazynToughKiwi 26 днів тому +72

      He could have made it even worse, and disavowed priests, for being priests. Plus they chuck magic balls of light, which also isn't very atheist.

    • @Eloryan
      @Eloryan 26 днів тому +7

      @@CrazynToughKiwi That's fairly true ! Damn

    • @eadbert1935
      @eadbert1935 26 днів тому +19

      @@CrazynToughKiwi if you wanna be that technical, most greek heroes have their power directly from the gods, so for example odysseus would've been illegal as well if we're that technical.

    • @grugglethegreat8172
      @grugglethegreat8172 25 днів тому +1

      Not even trying on titan though ? Come on

  • @zoliking
    @zoliking 25 днів тому +463

    "The kill bots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. You see, kill bots have a preset kill limit, knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 22 дні тому +23

      Futurama was so good.

    • @HistoryisBoss
      @HistoryisBoss 17 днів тому +1

      @@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor*is

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 17 днів тому +4

      @@HistoryisBoss IDK I haven't watched the new season but it doesn't seem that good from the few clips I've seen.

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 3 дні тому +2

      ​@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      Ehhh. It stagnates real hard. They upped the wittiness of their visual comedy, but you can tell they've ran out of ideas.
      also dear god fry's VA is 74 LET HIM GO 😭

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 2 дні тому

      @@christopherearth9714 It's like Simpsons; we usually just mean the earlier stuff.

  • @dunstonlion1342
    @dunstonlion1342 26 днів тому +927

    "I need to finish this mission in boar form, so I hoof it."
    "I guess it was a pigment of my imagination."
    I heard that.
    I will not stand for this hogwash.
    Really in porcine taste.
    🐖

    • @maksimilianmihaljevic9584
      @maksimilianmihaljevic9584 26 днів тому +42

      "I can kite the enemy units to these trees and perform an anboareal ambush"
      "The process is very slow but collaBOARation of Arkantos and Ajax is very strong"

    • @bigbroarivus
      @bigbroarivus 26 днів тому +20

      Grant pun is a pig performance, it is never boaring and very bacon.

    • @kaygirl10101
      @kaygirl10101 25 днів тому +18

      "I need to pig up the pace a bit"

    • @Veellinn
      @Veellinn 25 днів тому +21

      "Send Circe back to HOGwarts."

    • @masonhart6003
      @masonhart6003 24 дні тому +10

      "It is a porcine of things to come"

  • @FrostAskar2332
    @FrostAskar2332 26 днів тому +796

    So... This is the actual "What is a god to a non-believer?"

    • @drizzmatec
      @drizzmatec 26 днів тому +76

      The ultimate "Checkmate theist!"

    • @LDSG_A_Team
      @LDSG_A_Team 26 днів тому +34

      "Do you believe now?"

    • @bafrali5561
      @bafrali5561 25 днів тому +9

      @@LDSG_A_Team huh huh. So cool

    • @alphadios2003
      @alphadios2003 25 днів тому +16

      I see that TFS zone of influence reaches even this far.

    • @BekindBekbek
      @BekindBekbek 25 днів тому +2

      a piece of cheese it seems)

  • @Nolsie
    @Nolsie 23 дні тому +75

    My favorite part of this is that you still use dwarves, meaning everyone else has mythical monsters while you have a higher than average population of folks with dwarfism.

    • @ert8968
      @ert8968 15 днів тому +20

      Well, they could be children. Children and small people were great for the mines in medival times.

  • @lasselen9448
    @lasselen9448 26 днів тому +332

    Ok, I didn't see the "can't tech up" limitation coming. Ouch.
    Great job as usual! This is the kind of challenge run I'm here for.

    • @w.werion4801
      @w.werion4801 26 днів тому

      You could have just said that you enjoy seeing people suffer😂

  • @chrisjackson1215
    @chrisjackson1215 26 днів тому +651

    There's one thing Grant didn't account for: The God of Strategy is the one controlling the units. Challenge failed.

  • @KnoxZone
    @KnoxZone 26 днів тому +310

    Winning without myth powers is doable. Winning without myth units and upgrades would be hard.
    But winning without advancing the ages or being able to build fortresses!?

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 26 днів тому +15

      I'd say winning without myth units, mythological upgrades and god powers is a pretty good challenge.

    • @TARDISES
      @TARDISES 26 днів тому +12

      Some people are just built different, I guess.
      Also, wasn't expecting a Tio glare to show up as a pfp.

    • @BravoHalcyon
      @BravoHalcyon 13 днів тому +5

      This is the same man who in his deathless runs, made sure units didn't even die in CUTSCENES

  • @lemonke8132
    @lemonke8132 26 днів тому +399

    I like how it's an atheist fighting densely packed hordes of mythical beasts
    Bro is so in denial

    • @SpaceJawa
      @SpaceJawa 26 днів тому +147

      "I'm sure there's a perfectly logical scientific explanation for all this!"

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 26 днів тому +35

      Atheist doesnt mean a denial of the supernatural.

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 26 днів тому +114

      More like the indomitable human spirit trying to win without the help of fickle gods.

    • @Argusthecat
      @Argusthecat 26 днів тому +70

      "I'm an atheist because I don't believe that the gods can withstand THIS AXE."

    • @igor_kossov
      @igor_kossov 25 днів тому +19

      "The world's most determined atheist"

  • @benignsentient6772
    @benignsentient6772 26 днів тому +139

    I only have to go to my local machine shop to see a bunch of bearded short burly men hauling around big mallets working on artifice to safely say dwarves are real.

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 23 дні тому +25

    Chiron: *Nobly sacrifices himself to buy time for the others*
    Grant: "Oh good he's finally gone."

  • @Nechtan13
    @Nechtan13 26 днів тому +127

    Gargarensis: what is a man to a god?
    Ajax: Dunno, what is a god TO A NON-BELIEVER?!?!
    AJAX... SHIELD SMASHHHHH!!!!
    Gargarensis: Awww, how cute! He named iOH, SHI--

  • @MCMEUMES
    @MCMEUMES 25 днів тому +22

    Soldier: "General, all those huge monsters are killing so many of us, maybe we could get some of them to fight on our side?"
    Grant: "No. I don't believe in those things. Now get more men and charge again."

  • @MagWasMinimal
    @MagWasMinimal 26 днів тому +207

    "My enmpire has gods watching over it!"
    "Mine have reddit atheists!"
    "Oh no"

  • @letterofthelaw2567
    @letterofthelaw2567 24 дні тому +28

    "In this moment, I am Euphoric, not because of any phony Zeus' blessing, but because I am enlightened by me own prostagma."

  • @paleo-bites-podcast
    @paleo-bites-podcast 26 днів тому +98

    "Old Friends is next, and it is a poor sign (porsine) of things to come."
    Brilliant.

    • @paleo-bites-podcast
      @paleo-bites-podcast 26 днів тому +12

      Omg, I paused the video to make this comment and just heard the rest of that bit. Goddamn, that was a lot of pig puns, bahahaha. Really hammed it up there!

    • @w.werion4801
      @w.werion4801 26 днів тому +8

      ​@@paleo-bites-podcastexplaining jokes....do you really have to give piggy back rides to everyone on the internet...pffffff

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 3 дні тому

      very ham-fisted approach, in my opinion

    • @dojelnotmyrealname4018
      @dojelnotmyrealname4018 3 дні тому

      I love how there's a boar pun counter with 0 explanation.

  • @thatonewolfguy
    @thatonewolfguy 26 днів тому +84

    "You can't make combat units until you reach Age 2"
    *laughs in Norse*

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 26 днів тому +6

      *laughs in Archaic age unit nerfs*

  • @synonymdave
    @synonymdave 26 днів тому +80

    No gods? Next he‘s gonna unite Terra with his group of scientific super humans.

    • @gearingisez
      @gearingisez 26 днів тому +12

      And then Erebus will ruin everything

    • @royasturias1784
      @royasturias1784 26 днів тому +2

      @@gearingisez F EREBUS (no, not the Hellenic Underworld)

    • @TheRewasder97
      @TheRewasder97 25 днів тому +11

      But guys, remember, Magnus did nothing wrong.

    • @Dinonumber
      @Dinonumber 24 дні тому +15

      Grant will avoid the whole issue by doing an "Imperium of Man with no Space Marines" challenge

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 14 днів тому +11

    This is the story of Arkantos, a crazed warlord leading droves of equally delusional raiders against actual, tangible gods in order to disprove their existence.. and winning

  • @adrgs12
    @adrgs12 26 днів тому +57

    Bro looked at a roided up statue personally powered by a god, picked up a stick and said "Nah, i'd win"... great video Grant!

  • @GenarelGuy
    @GenarelGuy 26 днів тому +47

    "It takes me over five minutes straight of hacking away at the trojan gate to *finally* break it.."
    Remembering that trojan is also a brand name at the perfect moment.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 26 днів тому +91

    You can probably call this run, “Can you beat AoM as a Good Puritan Boy?” and keep the same rule set
    Joking aside, I love how since we all know that it would be mentally impossible to do this deathless, he was able to come up with a new kind of challenge that is 50% less infuriating.

    • @andredepadua8799
      @andredepadua8799 26 днів тому +14

      Monotheist challenge: You can use only one god and their myth unit(s), techs, god power and etc. Do I age up or use Minotaurs? Do I research Sacred Cats or Flood of the Nile? Is the Dwarven Forge worth not having access to myth units?

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 26 днів тому +12

      @@andredepadua8799 That would be an interesting Intermediate challenge to do. Another one I was thinking of was Miracle only/Catholic run where you can only use starting powers you are given (no Mythical Creatures of course)

    • @orionstokesweiss2344
      @orionstokesweiss2344 26 днів тому +4

      I know of 2-3 dofferent creators who have done it or are doing it deathless

    • @ariaran4249
      @ariaran4249 26 днів тому

      It can be done, its not impossible even with hard difficulty.

    • @totallynotavoyeur6977
      @totallynotavoyeur6977 26 днів тому +4

      There's a thread buried somewhere in Grant's Discord where me and a couple others (but mostly a couple others my contribution was small) actually planned out the entire run and executed it piece by piece

  • @RaspbrylZ
    @RaspbrylZ 26 днів тому +173

    Hey Dwarfism is a real thing that real people have lived experience of so I think its fair to call them non-mythical.

    • @drizzmatec
      @drizzmatec 26 днів тому +29

      Are they dwarves? Or are they short and hairy black elves?

    • @royasturias1784
      @royasturias1784 26 днів тому +26

      @@drizzmatec SHORT?

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 26 днів тому +45

      Real life dwarfism doesn't make you mine gold faster tho, only mythical dwarves

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 26 днів тому +28

      @@davisdf3064 unless you're peter dinklege

    • @MrMrtvozornik
      @MrMrtvozornik 26 днів тому +40

      @@davisdf3064 Sure it does, simply explained as your own kind making you pariahs and let's say "loosening the work ethic laws" make a certain group "gather resources" faster at the expense of life expectancy of another group. They yearn for the mines.

  • @LaigledeMeaux
    @LaigledeMeaux 26 днів тому +25

    You've allways been a good writer for these videos, but good God man, this one is next level. I was laughing my ass off the entire video.

  • @grogmadman522
    @grogmadman522 26 днів тому +17

    "Does he always hits his stride so much sir ?"
    "Once he starts playing norse, he cant stop hitting his stride"
    Great boar puns too

  • @CallMeMimi27
    @CallMeMimi27 26 днів тому +23

    "some of you may die, but its a sacrifice im willing to make" GGG against the avatar of poseidon.

  • @redwings13400
    @redwings13400 25 днів тому +8

    12:47 Speaking as someone who's playing through the campaign right now for the first time, I can confirm that I did notice that underground passage upgrade and felt very clever about using it! Good game design.
    Also, geez, this is ridiculous. I got through the first five levels on titan before I gave up and went down to hard (with no restrictions). Playing this as an atheist is insane. Well done!

  • @Forevertoss
    @Forevertoss 26 днів тому +21

    I saw this pop up in my feed, and all I could think was, "Yes Grant! Yes!"

  • @manolgeorgiev9664
    @manolgeorgiev9664 26 днів тому +30

    40:05 Here we go, Grant's hittin' his stride now!

  • @oppressedgamer5599
    @oppressedgamer5599 День тому +1

    Yet another masterpiece from Grant! I'm so glad I stumbled on this channel a couple years ago

  • @darko8959
    @darko8959 26 днів тому +6

    On the one hand, it is always a treat to watch Grants challenges and see how he manages to beat seemingly impossible odds (and at times actually impossible odds until it turns out that between the game and Grants tenacity the game breaks first).
    On the other hand, it does make me feel bad about my skill or rather lack of skill in comparison.

  • @michaelrobertson4298
    @michaelrobertson4298 25 днів тому +8

    "Gods are for the weak. I am not weak."
    -GiantGrantGames, probably

  • @sic8395
    @sic8395 26 днів тому +12

    "Now that we have these reinforcements, it's time to get a Aga-move on."
    God tier pun

  • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
    @justanothercommenterwithan9089 26 днів тому +6

    Was so excited to see a new challenge run from you, still rewatch all your sc and wc3 runs constantly.

  • @1skorn
    @1skorn 26 днів тому +14

    Grant, you are a trully mad man. Love it

  • @Avendros
    @Avendros 26 днів тому +19

    GGG be like: "The gimmich of Age of Mythology is god worship and mythical powers, the big difference between it and other RTS. Let's not use that."

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 24 дні тому +1

      Fat Scout from TF2 energy.

    • @GoodOleDFT
      @GoodOleDFT 19 днів тому

      ​@@RoyalFusilier Except Fat Scout is at least viable in most maps and scenarios.

  • @GoodOleDFT
    @GoodOleDFT 18 днів тому +3

    You know, at first I expected no god powers and no myth units... this is way beyond that. Not using favor, no temples, and no age advancement is not atheism, Grant - it's liking pain so much that you go from intended atheism straight into worshipping the Cenobites. 😅 For real, that was probably one of the most insane challenges I've seen you complete, so kudos to that.

  • @TheRealHungryHobo
    @TheRealHungryHobo 26 днів тому +13

    My facts don't care about your phoenix.

  • @Skippinnfliplin
    @Skippinnfliplin 20 днів тому +7

    >be Giant Grant
    >play game
    >doesnt use giants
    >says he doesnt believe they are real
    >atheist moment

  • @user-et3xn2jm1u
    @user-et3xn2jm1u 11 днів тому +1

    I listened to the first half of this while I took a nap and I gotta say, your narration is really great! I knew exactly what was going on even without seeing the screen.

  • @thegrayghoul4638
    @thegrayghoul4638 24 дні тому +3

    Its cool to see genuinely good content for an old rather niche game I grew up playing as a kid. This video was hilarious.

  • @Randicore
    @Randicore 26 днів тому +5

    That was impressive. My hat is off to you for this insane feat

  • @DENIS_Biomech
    @DENIS_Biomech 26 днів тому +49

    5:33 "But the Trojans will never come hard again" I see what you did there 😂😂😂

  • @danri4244
    @danri4244 4 дні тому +1

    I can't wait to see more Age of Mythology content! But also since they just dropped the Warcraft 1 and 2 remastered you should do some challenge runs for those too if you are able!

  • @RancorSnp
    @RancorSnp 26 днів тому +5

    Honestly, Retold Titan really made sure that just because mission is "no build" doesn't mean it's "no difficulty" I had lost no build segments just as often as the proper macro missions, if not more (well, end of greek campaign is pretty easy, but others actually require some proper micro(

  • @Dreamer7Gaming
    @Dreamer7Gaming 25 днів тому +2

    It is a shame I can only like a video once, so here, have a comment! Simply amazing work, filled me up with nostalgia and that warm fuzzy feeling of inspiration. Simply Wonder(less)-ful!

  • @mrmikaal1433
    @mrmikaal1433 26 днів тому +5

    Book that room in the insane asylum grant, i wouldve allowed aging up atleast but you had to go the extra mile. Respect 💪

  • @Gigomecha
    @Gigomecha 26 днів тому +1

    I just finished my Titan playthrough of all the campaigns last week! Awesome to see you still giving love to this gem of a game, Grant.

  • @vaniellys
    @vaniellys 26 днів тому +3

    A new AoM video from Grant ? What a perfect way to start my day !

  • @CrazyMattLine
    @CrazyMattLine 26 днів тому +10

    Only two more campaigns to go... untill Immortal Pillars!
    Seriously though, i'm really happy you're branching out from Starcraft!

    • @Blazieth
      @Blazieth 25 днів тому +1

      I will say, there is a reason he stopped with War of the Trident. The Titans campaign is straight up not possible as an Atheist - there are multiple mission objectives that break these various rules that you _cannot_ get around short of potential buggy mission-skip cheeses that I don't know about.

    • @CrazyMattLine
      @CrazyMattLine 25 днів тому +1

      @@Blazieth
      You would have to compromise on the stuff that's simply required to finish the mission.
      A Lost People has no deity stuff already enforced.
      Atlantis Reborn would be *hard* since you're restriced to Archaic, but could probably be cheesed.
      Greetings From Greece would be brutal but doesn't technically *require* the plenty vaults.
      Odin's Tower would be impossibe since you cant use Time Shift or Wonder Deconstruct, but arguably the actual mission itself doesn't require any god stuff untill then.
      Betrayal at Sikyos would be the usual Priest Spam, but requires you to compromise with Rocs.
      Cerberus can done without the Guardian.
      Rampage is doable, even without Folstag, and it's essentially impossible to last long enough to summon Nidhogg anyway.
      Making Amends requires no god stuff unless we're counting Lush.
      Atlantis betrayed requires no god stuff period. Don't even need the Sky Passages.
      War of the Titans depends on whether they patched it to make Kronos unkillable by normal means. If they haven't you don't need Gaia.
      EDIT: Mount Olympus is probably doable but would be an absolute slog.

  • @Navifaerie64
    @Navifaerie64 26 днів тому +6

    A "porcine" of things to come? I see what you did there, and I like it.

  • @clairespivak2953
    @clairespivak2953 26 днів тому +2

    The level of strategy in this blows my mind!! So great to see AOM get this kind of attention

  • @zaxtonhong3958
    @zaxtonhong3958 26 днів тому +8

    3:11
    It's ok, in mission 3, you start in the archaic age on the LEFT

  • @KaelDraykose
    @KaelDraykose 26 днів тому +2

    Insane challenge run like always Grant! Great job!

  • @Agall0ch
    @Agall0ch 26 днів тому +5

    At first I thought okay this doesn't sound as bad some of the other challenge runs on this channel until he mentioned no aging up LOL

  • @skl-1371
    @skl-1371 26 днів тому +1

    Amazing run & a true triple G quality video, deathless is what I expected & knew it couldn't happen when the first video you released featuring the game but with this, I'm more than happy, yet another RTS beaten in true challenge run. I wonder "who" is next!?.

  • @McGeifer
    @McGeifer 26 днів тому +3

    Grant just absolutely loves to suffer and I like to watch him doing so :D

  • @ondrejmrazek8209
    @ondrejmrazek8209 26 днів тому +5

    Realy funny and creative concept. Realy interesting challenge run.

  • @expepem189xl3
    @expepem189xl3 26 днів тому +4

    I was thinking that this boar calamburs are cool, but not so funny, byt hogwards killed me, thank you for your sense of humor Grant. It was perfect ammount of calamburs.

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 25 днів тому +3

    Can’t wait to see how you pull off Titans as an atheist. Mount Olympus would be fascinating!

  • @kevinmerrick
    @kevinmerrick 26 днів тому +54

    The Trojans really should've researched extended thermal lance

    • @BaufenBeast
      @BaufenBeast 26 днів тому +28

      "Can You Beat Age of Mythology when the enemy colossi are supplied by the Protoss?"

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 24 дні тому

      War of the Worlds would have been even more impossible with Bronze Age tech, well, I guess it would have been the same amount of impossible.

  • @Bremgor
    @Bremgor 25 днів тому

    You are a man of focus, commitment and sheer frigging will !

  • @MiltiadesSpyrou
    @MiltiadesSpyrou 26 днів тому +7

    27:10. Zeus was loose, there was nothing anyone could do.

  • @LiamBearr90
    @LiamBearr90 16 днів тому

    You just inspired me to play this masterpiece again. Earned yourself a sub, my guy. Great video, thanks! 😁

  • @jaymathew
    @jaymathew 26 днів тому +3

    You can cheese the final boss with a catapult positioned just out of it's tether range, I used the gate just south east of. Or if you're a micro god, you can cheese with archers on two sides; when he gets to one side retreat until he walks to the other.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 13 днів тому +1

    One thing I like about this game is that Petraboluses can fit on Transport Ships, and armies can fit on petraboluses. This lets you send like, three boats and an escort, and then have a full army and siege towers pop up on the enemy shores.

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 26 днів тому +5

    You would cripple yourself against the mighty powers of the gods?
    Nerd: Sounds more like a skill issue to me.
    But the gods can summon pests, raise civilizations from nothing and shoot lightning from their fingers-
    Dr Membrane decapitating the ocean across the world: *_NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!_*

  • @Robinsong8008
    @Robinsong8008 25 днів тому

    I never even considered a run like this, would never do it myself and am extatic that you did this 😊 thanks for an epic tale

  • @nyte9463
    @nyte9463 26 днів тому +46

    Imagine being an Atheist when an actual god decimates your armies.

    • @SpaceJawa
      @SpaceJawa 26 днів тому +28

      "That proves nothing!"

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter 26 днів тому +27

      Something like the Dwemers in Elders scroll... they KNOW that gods exist, refuse to worship any and even mock them... they literally prank one, Azura if im not mistaken.

    • @NicCagetheDickMage
      @NicCagetheDickMage 26 днів тому

      i imagine in a world where you can see the gods in front of your face being an atheist means that you see gods as problem that must be "fixed"

    • @madmantheepic7278
      @madmantheepic7278 26 днів тому +22

      “Huh, must be really bad weather”

    • @timotheebrasseur6188
      @timotheebrasseur6188 26 днів тому +18

      Son of Osiris zaps an entire army :
      "must have been the wind"

  • @barneybetsington7501
    @barneybetsington7501 19 днів тому +1

    Very nice. Thank you for the upload.

  • @padeirudumal8724
    @padeirudumal8724 26 днів тому +11

    As an Atheist this is exactly how i describe to people how they should play this game

  • @RafaelRodriguez-sg5ss
    @RafaelRodriguez-sg5ss 25 днів тому +2

    What a great video ❤ now you have to make one for Atlantis, The Golden Gift and Reginleif’s rally 😂

  • @EvelynNdenial
    @EvelynNdenial 25 днів тому +7

    "you see, poseidon has a preset kill-limit. knowing his weakness i sent wave after wave of my own men at him, until he reached his limit and shut down. Jason! show them the medal i won." -Arcantos

  • @Burak_C
    @Burak_C 13 днів тому

    This is it. This is your masterpiece alright both in writing and concept. What a ride this video was.

  • @RondallaScores
    @RondallaScores 26 днів тому +4

    You know, when being poseidon, he gives you a hippocampus for free, so you're screwed.

    • @theowlogram888
      @theowlogram888 25 днів тому +2

      You can just delete the hippocampus whenever it spawns

  • @TheSpartan451
    @TheSpartan451 26 днів тому +11

    Of course you can. This was how I played it as a kid. For some reason.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 26 днів тому +7

      Not so mighty gods when they have hit points.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 26 днів тому +9

      Not gonna lie, drowning the enemy's myth units, heroes and buildings in just giant armies of regular men and siege weapons is pretty cool
      (also, something, something indomitable human spirit)

  • @victorscjholwa3386
    @victorscjholwa3386 25 днів тому +2

    27:14 "But Zeus wal loose (Leus) and I had no control over the situation" Sums up Greek/Roman lore pretty well.

  • @jharms984
    @jharms984 26 днів тому +5

    I love your channel but don't play Starcraft... I do however, LOVE AOM, so this has made my Saturday!!!!

  • @TwinGhosts
    @TwinGhosts 24 дні тому +1

    Lmao, thanks for calling out the strat at 36:00, the new physics are so good

  • @Antidragon-nl7by
    @Antidragon-nl7by 26 днів тому +5

    I attempted this exact same playthrough when I got this game more than 20 years ago, and gave up after just a few days. Bravo to you sir, for showing us armatures how a real RTS enthusiast gets $h!t done.

  • @20xd6
    @20xd6 26 днів тому +2

    I loved the pig puns, Grant. Never change!

  • @Danund81
    @Danund81 26 днів тому +3

    Oh my god you absolute MAD LAD

  • @frostfire4871
    @frostfire4871 26 днів тому +2

    a new main channel video?
    "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!"!!!

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 26 днів тому +10

    Age of Science.

  • @cooperross9495
    @cooperross9495 24 дні тому +1

    At the conclusion of his epic quest, Arkantos was rewarded by being made a god in his own right...the god of atheism.

    • @Rws4Life
      @Rws4Life 2 дні тому

      They turned Arkantos into Dawkins. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @ZergIingLover
    @ZergIingLover 26 днів тому +3

    that title notification made me laugh out loud

  • @worstspytf2824
    @worstspytf2824 26 днів тому +1

    Watching hour long challenge videos for games I've never seen and don't understand is my favorite pastime.

  • @jeffreywijaranakula4059
    @jeffreywijaranakula4059 26 днів тому +8

    I see title of this, and I immediately thought, “Yep, that’s another Grant challenge alright.” 🤣

  • @Exhalted1
    @Exhalted1 12 днів тому

    This is singlehandedly the most creative and entertaining aom content I've ever watched

  • @ThePeteriarchy
    @ThePeteriarchy 26 днів тому +8

    Ah yes. Beating back the gods with the power of 2012 le reddit memes and science youtubers who somehow also end up beefing with each other over US politics. The true challenge run.

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 26 днів тому

      Atheists during that time were from all walks of life. It's no surprise that so many of them disagreed. For example, you have your secular humanist types who are all about progressivism, and then you have the people who (generally) hate Islam SPECIFICALLY with a burning fury. I'm just shocked it took so long to collapse!