Most mysterious death was Nazeem. Man was found hanging from his own entrails off the Dragonsreach balcony. The only clue to this gruesome murder was a bunch of severed limbs spelling out "enjoy Cloud district forever". I mean, who would have done such a thing? Who could hate a beautiful human being so much? It horrifies me *hides bloody knife behind back*
Graenolf: "There wasn't any blood, so they must not have sustained any bodily injury" Also Graenolf: *shoots apprentice necromancer through the carotids without a speck of blood* lol
Actually, I may have the answer to the Woodcutter's death. This has probably been thought of before, but I'll detail it anyway just in case. Further down the road, there's a house called Pinewatch, and currently residing inside is a hidden Bandit camp. Outside of the house, there are some log piles. These are actually a big hint. When you go inside and take out the bandit downstairs, you can find a note in the room. The note actually hints that the bandit on the upper floor pretends to be a *woodcutter*. As stated in the note, "you keep selling off the wood to keep our front". My theory is that the bandits were the ones who killed the woodcutter and assumed his identity as a front to keep guards and potential victims from becoming suspicious towards them. After all, the guards only believe one man is currently living at the old hut and are unaware of the hidden base connected to the hut. In their point of view, how can one man cause multiple caravans, all likely guarded, to disappear?
This sounds plausible but how would the woodcutter have no blood on him? Bandits aren’t exactly the best at clean deaths. My theory is that he was the second dragonborn but Alduin killed him before he found out because he would have been too powerful, this is supported my Miraak who called us “the last dragonborn” meaning the last of the two.
"Who gets killed by a mudcrab?" In my experience, Morthal guards too distracted by an attacking dragon to notice it snipping at his heels. Horrible creatures... I avoid them whenever I can.
1. poor fellow slipped and fell on is head, and now he lays dead. 2. the women became so sad, and drank herself to death. 3. the woodcutter wanted to sleep under the tree, but he found his misery. 4. he forgot to close the cage door, now he lies on the floor. 5. dreamed in his bed about italia, but he got bitten and contracted ataxia.
*And woke up on the back of a carriage, getting greeted: "Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into the Imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there."
For Isabelle Rolaine, considering she was poor and she had empty wine bottles by her side, Maybe she was an alcoholic. And the wine finally took it's toll on her, causing the blood stains on the entrance of the cave which she coughed up blood. It's very possible.
I think she could have come in contact with a snowbear, taken a hit or two, manages to escape, fumbles her way over to the nearest shelter, hence the blood stains, started to chug wine to dull the pain, and then died.
Oh there have been many mysterious deaths that I've come across. Grelod the Kind, Nilsine Shatter-Shield, the best bard in existence Lurbuk, Vittoria Vici, Gaius Maro, and the Emperor. All of them killed with a dagger or an arrow. Ah but let's not forget Nazeem. Some say he went into a frenzy and started attacking people in Whiterun. Sure you know it was the guards who put him down, but the mystery is why he went crazy... I was only just sneaking behind him when it happened.
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When I found the woodsman near Falkreath he was at the side of my lake view manor. At the time I was hunting hawks from the sky, so I saw that he was dead and thought "OH SHIT!" Of course he died mysteriously without the help of my arrows
Death Incarnate It still doesn't explain why there's no blood, though. With I'd say about 80% of hostile creatures of Skyrim (Which goes up even more when you consider the area around his home) main attack methods being inflicting physical damage through sharp objects (ie: sharp teeth, blades, some types of spells). Pretty good idea, though.
Ommi god! You still play skyrim? THANK YOU! PLEASE MAKE A LOAD MORE VIDEOS OF SKYRIM! I have a skyrim addiction. And great theories! I couldn't of thought of anything better!
then again with the candles.... you enter a sealed tomb that no one has been in for hundreds of years.... and the candles are all lit, and the food is still fresh
#SkeeverLivesMatter Every day, hundreds of thousands of skeevers die. They have to live in fear, they have to watch their family members die or die trying to protect them. They even resorted to living in sewers, damp caves and dark dungeons only to have their bodies torn and scarred by numerous malevolent creatures. Protect the skeevers before it is too late... . Stendarr and Arkay bless you.
I know I'm three years late but I was just gripped with fear at the idea mudcrabs are real and killed your dad. I did not immediately realize you were describing a time your dad played Skyrim.
I came home one day and my adopted children run to me saying they had a new pet. It was a skeever... and they named it biter! Hated that thing. I killed it while they were playing outside
@@user-gv5dl6zi8z Because I only had my Riften house at the time and that house gets cramped so someone had to go. Plus my housecarls usually drive me nuts anyway so I usually kill them. But in that case it was purely because 2 kids, a spouse, me, and the housecarls was too much in that itty bitty house.
That mage should've just cast his spells through the cage, skeevers won't be able to touch him through the cage. One crazy guy under honeybrew meadery had skeevers under his control. Use the take no fall damage mod, and you can fall off any rock you want
All of them: all of them! All victims of the Barrel Conspiracy! Barrels! BARRELS! BARRELS, I SAY! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE BARRELS! HeheHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I've been watching Graenolf too long.
I was climbing a mountain and i saw enemys on the radar bar and then they just disappeared. I got to the top and found two dead ice mages. No dragon burials near and i didn't find any enemies on the way up. Spoopy.
For the skeevers, the college does not accept experiments that may bring harm to the people there. I think rampaging skeevers fits into that category. He had to do it somewhere safe from his fellow college members. A note on the spells, though, scrolls self destruct upon use. Also, the one spell in the illusions trio that's missing is courage, which buffs the target and prevents them from fleeing. He probably used that first and got overwhelmed by the, now stronger, beasts.
Hey, Grae! I'd just like to say, I recently discovered your videos after searching for "Skyrim" on UA-cam. Your "Top 5 Hardest Decisions in Skyrim" video was the first suggestion, so I watched it and laughed so much! It was a nice turn from the weird layouts of other videos I've seen. I'm quickly growing to love your content and will be keeping up-to-date and watching your vids regularly. New sub - and you deserve it, man! :D
possible answers to these questions 5: he was killed by spriggans, i mean spriggans can kill you in the game without drawing blood with their ranged bee blas thing, so maybe he was trying to escape from her (i think there femele) by climbing the rock and she blasted him with the bea blast thing 4: she overdosed on alcohol 3: again spriggans can kill you from afar 2: killed by skeever 1: suicide
To anyone who still cares about what armor Graenolf is wearing in the first bit of the video, it's the Mercenary armor from Apachii Divine Elegance Store.
What if that girl in the #4 spot was already experiencing the effects of hypothermia and in an effort to warm up, she drank the 3 bottles of wine but ended up succumbing to the cold anyway
I think u all are wrong about the woodcutter because it was his wife man read the woodcutter's wife guys it tells u everything it was his wife who killed him OK
8:39 there's a journal somewhere there about him and his dog and about his wife's death you can find the dog a bit north of the hut and tame it by hitting once walking away and coming back. Really cool secret.
My theories: Mystery #1- He needed to create a potion using a giants toe. Sadly he was no where near any major cities with any ingredients, he thought a giant can't be that hard to kill? He approached the giant... He found a Nirn root, another thing for his recipe! But the nirn root was right next to the giants club. The giant noticed this, and the alchemist ran off, without noticing there was a drop. He survived the drop, but he died of starvation. Mystery #2- after Vex told her to go to the cave, she finally made it! Until she was attacked by an IceWraith. Her corpse was laying outside, until a adventurer walked by. He killed the IceWraith and for respectful purposes he dragged her inside. He explored the cave to find necromancers and died. Mystery #3- the man was looking for lumber and found a conjurer, he used a frost spell to kil him and his blood is frozen within himself so that's why he's not bleeding. At the moment the conjurer is very busy with his experiment and can't use the wood cutters corpse. So, if you kill the conjurer he won't use the wood cutters corpse!! Mystery #4- he was a member of the college of winterhold, sadly it's against the rules to use such dangerous practices as the one he wanted. So he ran away to the shrine. He found some skeevers on the way and used the spell calm on them for the trip. As he placed them in the cage, he used another scroll that made them hostile. They broke out of the cage and killed the man. And the skeevers were still hostile, even to each other so leaving one skeever victorious. Mystery #5- Lund had a wife, she was obsessed with skeevers. One day he went to the winking skeever in solitude and asked the story of the name. The bartender said he had a skeever as a pet as a child that used to wink. Lund immediately thought to get one. He never knew they could be used as pets! He got some wild skeevers, and went home! They seemed to like him, but not his wife. He brought them home and they where hostile on Lund's wife. Since of this mortifying experience, Lund commit suicide and drank the poison.
I know a good one.. that one time i played skyrim and a random guard fell from the sky when i exited the inn in whiterun.. i literally stopped doing what i was doing and slowly started singing it's raining men halelujah..
Hey for the dead woods man one, I once found him alive fighting some bandits, didn't know he was a random Npc, thought he was the one who delivers the logs to my Dlc manor.
Graenolf you gotta listen to this crazy theory I have at the end. 0:03 Wait she dies?! Looks like an experiment went seriously wrong. Seeing as she's an alchemist and all. Some weird spells and potions maybe is why the animals are there. Maybe she used them for the alchemy. But I don't know where the arrows would've come from. An enemy? The dagger was probably hers. Wait! Maybe she turned some people who were attacking her into a manticore, wolf, and sabre cat with a potion and while they were changing or about to they managed to shoot and kill her right before they changed and died from the potion because the potion was also a poison! That or my earlier simpler theories.
The 2nd one with the woman in the tundra cave most definitely died from hypothermia. Drinking 3 bottles of wine combined with extreme cold is a recipe for disaster. Because, fun fact, excessive drinking irl causes your core body temperature to drop (not by a huge amount, mind you) due to expanding capillaries and arteries which increases bloodflow and causes your body temperature to escape through the surface of your skin. Some info for anyone interested lol
for the mage person man thing lizard person, the College of Winterhold says that all experiments cannot be executed inside the college. Just thought I should say that to clear it up. Great video btw!
About the Alchemist, your theory actually make sense. Giants are very strong creatures, and they have that massive club. So it is possible a giant hit him hard enough that he landed on the outcrop and broke a bone or two, then died because of a lack of treatment.
I noticed that when you board the Katariah to kill the emperor, you can go to the second floor and you will hear somebody smithing, in the room to the left beside the room where you find an agent smithing you'll find a room with a couple beds. When you enter the room a sailor will attack, after I killed him I noticed that there were already two dead bodies in two of the beds, one an agent and the other a sailor. I turned to see an alchemy station in the corner and wondered if someone poisoned them or something, what do you think Graenolf?
Bro the first one is simple (heart attack froze starved thirst but no he assumes its a giant that threw him but still forgot that there was no F*CKING BLOOD) Edit: for almost all of the deaths!!!!
Most mysterious death was Nazeem. Man was found hanging from his own entrails off the Dragonsreach balcony. The only clue to this gruesome murder was a bunch of severed limbs spelling out "enjoy Cloud district forever".
I mean, who would have done such a thing? Who could hate a beautiful human being so much? It horrifies me *hides bloody knife behind back*
I confess! It was me!
Atheist Supremacy XD
we planned that contract for years and you do it on you own well done sibling - dark brotherhood associate
Atheist Supremacy. when you remember that guy in the whiterun marketplace say "Have you ever been to the cloud district? Probably not."
+Unique Soljah and I helped
"Oy good sir you're stealing my plants"
the biggest mystery death is how lydia died when she was blocking me in a stairway...
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Graenolf: "There wasn't any blood, so they must not have sustained any bodily injury"
Also Graenolf: *shoots apprentice necromancer through the carotids without a speck of blood* lol
Actually, I may have the answer to the Woodcutter's death. This has probably been thought of before, but I'll detail it anyway just in case.
Further down the road, there's a house called Pinewatch, and currently residing inside is a hidden Bandit camp. Outside of the house, there are some log piles. These are actually a big hint. When you go inside and take out the bandit downstairs, you can find a note in the room.
The note actually hints that the bandit on the upper floor pretends to be a *woodcutter*. As stated in the note, "you keep selling off the wood to keep our front".
My theory is that the bandits were the ones who killed the woodcutter and assumed his identity as a front to keep guards and potential victims from becoming suspicious towards them. After all, the guards only believe one man is currently living at the old hut and are unaware of the hidden base connected to the hut. In their point of view, how can one man cause multiple caravans, all likely guarded, to disappear?
This sounds plausible but how would the woodcutter have no blood on him? Bandits aren’t exactly the best at clean deaths. My theory is that he was the second dragonborn but Alduin killed him before he found out because he would have been too powerful, this is supported my Miraak who called us “the last dragonborn” meaning the last of the two.
@@mcarr3492 then wont the trees be burning or have fallen? Im prettt sure a huge dragon like alduin cant exactly kill somethig cleanly too.
L1fey it was a joke but I think could have thu’um-ed him from the skies if he wanted to
I was about to comment this. It also makes sense that theres no blood because they probably killed him in his house and dumped the body where it lies
@@mcarr3492 maybe they killed him somewhere else and dumped his body there?
"Who gets killed by a mudcrab?" In my experience, Morthal guards too distracted by an attacking dragon to notice it snipping at his heels.
Horrible creatures... I avoid them whenever I can.
@idiot 2 morthal?
@@yourehereforthatarentyou mortal
*Oi, good sir, you're stealing my plants!*
Jessica Jones Oyfum!
1. poor fellow slipped and fell on is head, and now he lays dead.
2. the women became so sad, and drank herself to death.
3. the woodcutter wanted to sleep under the tree, but he found his misery.
4. he forgot to close the cage door, now he lies on the floor.
5. dreamed in his bed about italia, but he got bitten and contracted ataxia.
NO THEY ALL JUST GOT KILLED CUS THEY STOLE THE GIANTS PLANTZ
OR SHREK BIT THEIR EAR SOFTLY AND THEY DIE OUT OF JOY
I like the 1,000 ways to die reference.
@@clintjanes3784 Lol
Pug Wizard Gaming I'm dead.😂😂
Let's all be real right now.
They were all probably killed by Barrels.
Exclusive totally and everything that is around that person is just a disguised barrel waiting for its next victim
Holidayxx78 A
Exactly! A trick!
That's why there's no blood.
Barrel suffocated them.
totally and you know that axe the woodcutter had it's actually a barrel and you made the worst mistake of tour life in picking it up
your life
What if the Wood Cutter fell from to tree, got a concussion, passed out from the pain, and never woke up...
I think hes killed by bandits in Pinewatch. I mean come on its just near there.
Frog With A Hat perhaps he got bumed
*And woke up on the back of a carriage, getting greeted: "Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into the Imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there."
For Isabelle Rolaine,
considering she was poor and she had empty wine bottles by her side,
Maybe she was an alcoholic. And the wine finally took it's toll on her,
causing the blood stains on the entrance of the cave which she coughed up blood. It's very possible.
a bad name for a bad day good theory. Ranmir is also an alcoholic
or maybe she was so drunk she went to the cave because she was lost, and was killed there
I think she could have come in contact with a snowbear, taken a hit or two, manages to escape, fumbles her way over to the nearest shelter, hence the blood stains, started to chug wine to dull the pain, and then died.
MAbye it’s JUst wINE STAinS
Way way too late but I figured the necromancers found her, killed her and. . . Proceeded to party, if you know what I mean.
When I see a dead body my first thought is ‘OoOoOo YaY fReE sTuFf’
#1 my skyrim after modding it.
Clay Lmao
"LOOK AT THAT, ITS JUST SITTIN' IN THE GRASS! WHO'D OF EVER FOUND IT?"
Me I found it at pine watch it was just sitting in the grass
OYFUM
im addicted to this skyrim series
"That seems kinda wasteful. At least take a foot or something."
plot twist: all of them died by barrels
Bacon Bacon a barrel pickpocketed me once
Don't accuse me.
+Barrel S T O P R I G H T T H E R E C R I M I N A L S C U M
Top ten anime plot twists
What armor and weapon do you have in Number 1 of your list?
Does no one know about the armor?
The sword is King Crusader Mega Pack I think.
Armata 🇩🇿 Is that mod on PC and console?
Arpyx I think it’s both, don’t quote me on that
Will Vicini well now I know that it’s only on Xbox and PC unfoturnately not on ps4 which is what I play on
Arpyx that’s what I’m on as well
Oh there have been many mysterious deaths that I've come across. Grelod the Kind, Nilsine Shatter-Shield, the best bard in existence Lurbuk, Vittoria Vici, Gaius Maro, and the Emperor. All of them killed with a dagger or an arrow. Ah but let's not forget Nazeem. Some say he went into a frenzy and started attacking people in Whiterun. Sure you know it was the guards who put him down, but the mystery is why he went crazy... I was only just sneaking behind him when it happened.
“Oi! Good sir! You are stealing my plants!” Lmao
If Graenolf continues this journey into madness, I think he may actually commit some mysterious deaths.
his videos are so well narrated and conceptually good this is my favorite skyrim youtuber just because of the effort poured into them
Years after making these, it’s so nice to read. Thank you Hal : )
@@Graenolf ofc ofc
I just found this channel, and let me tell you something, you're the best. Your content is well made and detailed. Thank you for caring about making good content.
Cheers Roberto : ) Good to have you here.
Graenolf thank you very much, I just subscribed and will be recommending your channel to my other friend who loves skyrim as well. Also, nice voice. Have a great day, friend.
4:45 I was literally playing skyrim, at that location when you mentioned that. That is kinda creepy lol
you should do 5 people you can kill with the ebony blade to increase the power of it
jmansr3_12 YT such a shame Nazeem can't be one of them
Or braith
jmansr3_12 YT 5 people who don't matter
Yeah that would be good too
Braith and Nazeem can't be on that list because they already were in the Ebony Blade in any possible reality
I think a good Theory related to lund is that his passed loved one is lokir from the start of the game
When I found the woodsman near Falkreath he was at the side of my lake view manor. At the time I was hunting hawks from the sky, so I saw that he was dead and thought "OH SHIT!" Of course he died mysteriously without the help of my arrows
what a nice day to chop down tree next to this manor *THUNK*
I remember when Brelyna turned me green, then into a cow, then a horse... and a dog. Man this girl needs to learn her magic!
The skeever that killed his loved one has its head mounted on the wall..
John Jantar yo...
that just flips the table, doesn't it?
Sometimes domesticated dogs turn on their masters. Why not Skeevers?
Death Incarnate
It still doesn't explain why there's no blood, though.
With I'd say about 80% of hostile creatures of Skyrim (Which goes up even more when you consider the area around his home) main attack methods being inflicting physical damage through sharp objects (ie: sharp teeth, blades, some types of spells). Pretty good idea, though.
Ommi god! You still play skyrim? THANK YOU! PLEASE MAKE A LOAD MORE VIDEOS OF SKYRIM!
I have a skyrim addiction.
And great theories! I couldn't of thought of anything better!
then again with the candles.... you enter a sealed tomb that no one has been in for hundreds of years.... and the candles are all lit, and the food is still fresh
" OYYFFUUMMM "- Graenolf 2017
#SkeeverLivesMatter
Every day, hundreds of thousands of skeevers die. They have to live in fear, they have to watch their family members die or die trying to protect them. They even resorted to living in sewers, damp caves and dark dungeons only to have their bodies torn and scarred by numerous malevolent creatures. Protect the skeevers before it is too late... . Stendarr and Arkay bless you.
Too bad I already killed them or k might have just cut a leg or two off.
it was those DAMN STORMCLOAK TRAITERS!
No it was the DAMN IMPERIALS
Qhy dont we compromise and say it was the DAMN THALMOR
@@avalondavis806 Agreed
Fettless Imperiols
As an all powerful Dragonborn, I say both the imperials and the stormcloaks are pretty bad, but I prefer the colour blue... so yeah
I don't know if this was intentional or not,but on the scene of every kill,THERE WAS A BARREL VERY CLOSE BY,OR RIGHT BESIDES THE DEAD.
Well, my dad got killed by a mud crab. Its not impossible lol... It was the tiniest and weakest mud crab too... It one shotted my dad. Not joking.
I know I'm three years late but I was just gripped with fear at the idea mudcrabs are real and killed your dad. I did not immediately realize you were describing a time your dad played Skyrim.
@@WildWaver Bro... you good?
@@jiraffe9600 The fear of a mudcrab with that much power haunts my nightmares.
maybe that mudcrab is a barrel in disguise and he really did kill that guy
that barrel is a spy
From a certain angle, the alchemist looked like a pelican
Frostflow Lighthouse scared me so much the first time.
Viridian Sky but it makes the end sooooo satisfying.
Logan Woods Oh yes, wiping out all those disgusting beetle thingies feels so great. 😊
Those things (Chaurus? Or something...) give me nightmares. And there's a mummy one.... a BIG one?!
That One Girl Who Is Obssessed With LOTR Not to mention the Chaurus Hunters as well. I freakin HATE those things.
Viridian Sky they're called chauras
I came home one day and my adopted children run to me saying they had a new pet. It was a skeever... and they named it biter! Hated that thing. I killed it while they were playing outside
Esly O You monster
My kids got a really cute snow fox but I accidentally killed it, I was trying to kill my housecarl.
Finn Snow Why were you trying to kill your housecarl?
@@user-gv5dl6zi8z Because I only had my Riften house at the time and that house gets cramped so someone had to go. Plus my housecarls usually drive me nuts anyway so I usually kill them. But in that case it was purely because 2 kids, a spouse, me, and the housecarls was too much in that itty bitty house.
Finn Snow I’m reporting you to the Riften guards
That mage should've just cast his spells through the cage, skeevers won't be able to touch him through the cage. One crazy guy under honeybrew meadery had skeevers under his control.
Use the take no fall damage mod, and you can fall off any rock you want
Lmao the ending I'm subbed now and going to binge watch these. Lol your awesome BTW I already watched a few too.
graenolf for your service i offer you entrance in to sovngarde
TALOS! You're my favorite!! Thank you
I pray to mara.
Talos, will you acept me in sovonguarde even if i am an orc?
Well the alchemist probably poisoned himself
Eating nirnroot?
@@ladyselin35 well, it does have Damage Health
All of them: all of them! All victims of the Barrel Conspiracy! Barrels! BARRELS! BARRELS, I SAY! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE BARRELS! HeheHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I've been watching Graenolf too long.
Barrels have nothing to do with this.
Barrel really barrel
BARRELS ARE ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!!
Redstone Casey i
Calm down ther Cicero
5:28 the ants ate him
greanolf:... and then he landed with this giant OYFUM!
me:HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ethan Bennett I still don't know what that means lol
@@yukichoi1411 from what urban dictionary says it means 'Oh you fucked up mate!'
This is cuul tho
I was climbing a mountain and i saw enemys on the radar bar and then they just disappeared. I got to the top and found two dead ice mages. No dragon burials near and i didn't find any enemies on the way up. Spoopy.
It's clear now, the barrel in his room must have killed him
I think the guy who died from poison didn't really care about his deceased wife rather someone a very someone who could shout stole his sweetroll.
Oyfum
R.I.P
Hey, Frogo..
Oyfum.
For the skeevers, the college does not accept experiments that may bring harm to the people there. I think rampaging skeevers fits into that category. He had to do it somewhere safe from his fellow college members.
A note on the spells, though, scrolls self destruct upon use. Also, the one spell in the illusions trio that's missing is courage, which buffs the target and prevents them from fleeing. He probably used that first and got overwhelmed by the, now stronger, beasts.
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Graenolf that’s an odd thing to say... what armor mod are you using?
Aela marry me
Hey, Grae! I'd just like to say, I recently discovered your videos after searching for "Skyrim" on UA-cam. Your "Top 5 Hardest Decisions in Skyrim" video was the first suggestion, so I watched it and laughed so much! It was a nice turn from the weird layouts of other videos I've seen. I'm quickly growing to love your content and will be keeping up-to-date and watching your vids regularly. New sub - and you deserve it, man! :D
Do more skyrim and Fallout videos.
I really love these videos
possible answers to these questions
5: he was killed by spriggans, i mean spriggans can kill you in the game without drawing blood with their ranged bee blas thing, so maybe he was trying to escape from her (i think there femele) by climbing the rock and she blasted him with the bea blast thing
4: she overdosed on alcohol
3: again spriggans can kill you from afar
2: killed by skeever
1: suicide
Ilas-Tei makes Burns-His-Toast the only argonian at the college
I think the alchemist had a heart attack when he was crossing the river or something he looked pretty old
He landed with a big---
*inhales deeply*
*OYFUM*
OYFUM!!-Graenolf 2017
Liv whats oyfum mean
k, but a Thalmor hawk at a shrine of Talos? THEY HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE.
What did these people know about Hilary Clinton?
I have a good thing doing with yesolda so i don’t want to know
obviously they all shot themselves in the back of the head three times
idiot
"plus, who gets killed by a mudcrab"
me, who died because of the crabby crab creatures already twice: "öhhm, me? xD this is is actually possible"
im kinda sure on number 5 he could have ate some nirnroot. when he checked his body he had some nirnroot on him.
ASSASSIN LLAMA p sure Nirnroot isn't poisonous:/
it migth not, but it says "damage health" so i just kinda though he could have eaten alot and died. \_(._.)_/
What if the nirnroot is secretly a barrel?!
Even years into playing, coming across Lund always makes me so sad
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you forgot one more book Lusty Argonian Maid
MR. yellowmask I think we all know what would win.
"Palla" is my #1
"Breathing Water" is my #1. SUCH A GOOD BOOK
Dude, your videos are entertaining! I love them!
Oyfum!!
To anyone who still cares about what armor Graenolf is wearing in the first bit of the video, it's the Mercenary armor from Apachii Divine Elegance Store.
OYFUM!
Zan bomb
Ok
What if that girl in the #4 spot was already experiencing the effects of hypothermia and in an effort to warm up, she drank the 3 bottles of wine but ended up succumbing to the cold anyway
skeevers are the new barrels™
damn this chick is hot !!!!
GUYS !! i found one
0:52 ate an ingredient for a potion. Dies from it
I think the barrels in luds hut are awfully suspicious
Wait yeah, the lid on the poison hasn't been opened yet...
“LUk at that! It’s just sitting in the grass! WhO’d of eveR foUnd it” 3:59
This is the funniest impression I’ve ever heard from him
That’s a bad ass sword and armor for number 1
first time watching any of your vids and im very impressed
You make great content. This is really good.
I thought it was meant to say giant not "giantess" 1:48
With the deaths I usually just loot and leave, there are no questions asked.
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It´s my wife You are talking about!
Thank you for being so funny and making my day. :)
I think u all are wrong about the woodcutter because it was his wife man read the woodcutter's wife guys it tells u everything it was his wife who killed him OK
OH MY GOD YOUR SO RIGHT!!! SHE KILLED HIM, THE WOODCUTTER'S WIFE KILLED THE TREE KILLER
8:39 there's a journal somewhere there about him and his dog and about his wife's death you can find the dog a bit north of the hut and tame it by hitting once walking away and coming back. Really cool secret.
My theories:
Mystery #1- He needed to create a potion using a giants toe. Sadly he was no where near any major cities with any ingredients, he thought a giant can't be that hard to kill? He approached the giant... He found a Nirn root, another thing for his recipe! But the nirn root was right next to the giants club. The giant noticed this, and the alchemist ran off, without noticing there was a drop. He survived the drop, but he died of starvation.
Mystery #2- after Vex told her to go to the cave, she finally made it! Until she was attacked by an IceWraith. Her corpse was laying outside, until a adventurer walked by. He killed the IceWraith and for respectful purposes he dragged her inside. He explored the cave to find necromancers and died.
Mystery #3- the man was looking for lumber and found a conjurer, he used a frost spell to kil him and his blood is frozen within himself so that's why he's not bleeding. At the moment the conjurer is very busy with his experiment and can't use the wood cutters corpse. So, if you kill the conjurer he won't use the wood cutters corpse!!
Mystery #4- he was a member of the college of winterhold, sadly it's against the rules to use such dangerous practices as the one he wanted. So he ran away to the shrine. He found some skeevers on the way and used the spell calm on them for the trip. As he placed them in the cage, he used another scroll that made them hostile. They broke out of the cage and killed the man. And the skeevers were still hostile, even to each other so leaving one skeever victorious.
Mystery #5- Lund had a wife, she was obsessed with skeevers. One day he went to the winking skeever in solitude and asked the story of the name. The bartender said he had a skeever as a pet as a child that used to wink. Lund immediately thought to get one. He never knew they could be used as pets! He got some wild skeevers, and went home! They seemed to like him, but not his wife. He brought them home and they where hostile on Lund's wife. Since of this mortifying experience, Lund commit suicide and drank the poison.
I know a good one.. that one time i played skyrim and a random guard fell from the sky when i exited the inn in whiterun.. i literally stopped doing what i was doing and slowly started singing it's raining men halelujah..
Eyyyy, first!
((deaths are my favorite))
Purradynne *throws blue turtle shell*
Hey for the dead woods man one, I once found him alive fighting some bandits, didn't know he was a random Npc, thought he was the one who delivers the logs to my Dlc manor.
hey what sword do you use in the first part of the video
3 months later www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71912?
Graenolf you gotta listen to this crazy theory I have at the end.
0:03 Wait she dies?! Looks like an experiment went seriously wrong. Seeing as she's an alchemist and all. Some weird spells and potions maybe is why the animals are there. Maybe she used them for the alchemy. But I don't know where the arrows would've come from. An enemy? The dagger was probably hers. Wait! Maybe she turned some people who were attacking her into a manticore, wolf, and sabre cat with a potion and while they were changing or about to they managed to shoot and kill her right before they changed and died from the potion because the potion was also a poison! That or my earlier simpler theories.
Madison Myers that part was a joke... your thinking wayyyy to much about this
I know but it is so much fun to theorize.
Madison Myers sorry I just don’t think it’s fun I shouldn’t have judged you for having fun and theorizing sorry
No problem. I took no offense.
They were obviously all killed by barrels.
PandaKitty Oh my!
The 2nd one with the woman in the tundra cave most definitely died from hypothermia. Drinking 3 bottles of wine combined with extreme cold is a recipe for disaster.
Because, fun fact, excessive drinking irl causes your core body temperature to drop (not by a huge amount, mind you) due to expanding capillaries and arteries which increases bloodflow and causes your body temperature to escape through the surface of your skin.
Some info for anyone interested lol
What mod adds sharks I need it
Beasts of Tamriel
for the mage person man thing lizard person, the College of Winterhold says that all experiments cannot be executed inside the college. Just thought I should say that to clear it up. Great video btw!
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Juan Cena ,dkr,ckc,
About the Alchemist, your theory actually make sense. Giants are very strong creatures, and they have that massive club. So it is possible a giant hit him hard enough that he landed on the outcrop and broke a bone or two, then died because of a lack of treatment.
Oyfum...
Santa isn’t Real ,s,sl3₩2)-)
I love your content it’s hilariously informal
I noticed that when you board the Katariah to kill the emperor, you can go to the second floor and you will hear somebody smithing, in the room to the left beside the room where you find an agent smithing you'll find a room with a couple beds. When you enter the room a sailor will attack, after I killed him I noticed that there were already two dead bodies in two of the beds, one an agent and the other a sailor. I turned to see an alchemy station in the corner and wondered if someone poisoned them or something, what do you think Graenolf?
Bro the first one is simple (heart attack froze starved thirst but no he assumes its a giant that threw him but still forgot that there was no F*CKING BLOOD)
Edit: for almost all of the deaths!!!!
Manticore... Beasts of Tamriel... You, sir, have great taste in creature mods. Carry on, citizen.
Oyyyyyyfuuuuuummmm
Jackson ls.s,x,,xl-
What oyfum means ?
+Isaias Reis it means oyfum