once whiterun was attacked by vampires, nazeem was the only one that didn't fight instead he kept telling the vampires thatt hey don't go to the cloud district very often
I heard a theory that one of the people in the cart at the beginning was praying to Akatosh, wanting him to come and saving him or something. And maybe Akatosh answered that prayer, but who did he send? His first son, Alduin. This enabled Alduin to pursue his hunger to eat the world, blah blah blah, and so the story continues.
So, lets sum it up: Akatosh worshiper runs off from Rorikstead and steals a horse, when he is ambushed. He prays - and Akatosh sends in Dragonborn, who just "happened to cross the border". But he gets captured. Lokir prays again. Akatosh summons Alduin and times everything perfectly for Lokir to be saved, but Lokir is trying to run away. Then Akatosh says "fuck it" and kills the guy with an arrow. Does this mean, that Akatosh - is an imperial soldier?
I like The Edda The Beggar theory. It gives significance to an NPC that i never payed attention too and it makes me feel bad for her and I guess if that Happened to my Child then I'd want revenge
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola- To play devil's advocate, plenty of people who are mentally weighed down enough that it physically ages them that much will say they're old. I hear people do it often enough. Their body truly is aged beyond their years, so it's not totally inaccurate. And wrinkles can also form from a life of physical and mental hardship despite being relatively young.
@@mariesummers. there are characters with stress wrinkles: the Redguard woman in Whiterun, Sadia I think, you also should bring her to Alik'r warriors in a quest, and then there's just old people
FodSpeed yes we at the mages college would like to help we can cause whiterun to fall apart into the sea to catch the baby eater or we can unleash magical worms to attack the towns people we did it to winterhold and look how that place turned out its wonderful
+Mr.StarFalcon Thanks arch Mage, I would love to bring excitement back to white run ever since I joined stormcloaks and laid siege on white run. Bring your talented mages and make white run great again!
FodSpeed i'm the harbinger of the companions! I could help! Blood? On my hands? Uh..no, that's tomato juice..i ate tomatos earlier...anyway, i can help you!
I just reached that part of the video and choked on my laughter over it! I almost always play as a Khajiit, so now I wanna go ahead and yell that at every single couple I catch in bed together.
By was it means when she was younger, and in the cold unforgiving world of Tamriel, you get battle scars, add my snap and say you’re from yt and I’ll show you my face, it’s more weathered than Eddas
Was that Hadvar's horse? That one does pretty weird things, I once spoke to it during the character creation scene, because Hadvar was blocked by it, standing behind.
@@Croftice1 Happened to me yesterday. The horse was staring into my soul the whole time while hadvar wasn't even in front of me - the horse took his place
That's scary you guys, Hadvar's horse was right in my face during one of my playthroughs, like a few inches from me while Hadvar and the commander were a little further back conversing with me. There needs to be a good theory about what's going on with that horse.
1st theory is almost right. Except, the guys didn’t get in a fight. They decided to run off together - maybe because they found out about the Daedra, maybe because Lokir was, in fact, a thief and the guards were looking for him all over the place. That’s actually more likely. Knowing Skyrim’s system (each realm has its own criminals), they might’ve travelled around the country the whole time, Lokir eventually being wanted in every part of Skyrim. So, they decided to go to a little town in the middle of nowhere with little to no guards. But that’s also why they are not living in the town exactly. Close enough to be able to get food and everything else they might need, but not close enough to get too aquatinted with the town’s folk and be noticed by 1-2 guards that are looking after the town. Lokir’s boyfriend (or fiancé, I suppose, from what we know) might have been the one, who was going into the city for the supplies and all, since he’s not a wanted criminal or anything and some of the town’s people or guards might know him as ‘that guy living in a little hut nearby with his partner that doesn’t really like going out much’. They might’ve even invented a little story about why Lokir doesn’t come out of the hut very often, or something like that. And the reason why they’re not living in the middle of some forest alone in a little hut, like some, is because it requires hunting skills or fishing skills in order to eat, and they’d have to go around gathering wood for fire, and lots of other shit. They’d also have to know the forest very well and know where the roads are, because there might be guard patrols there. And, this time, Lokir’s fiancé couldn’t be the only one, who goes out, because so much work requires both of them to do it. And, that’s why they could have pets and - like - a fundamental, real house for once, and even started planning a good, proper future, finally getting married and starting a family. But then, the guards started getting suspicious or maybe they started going around asking the town’s folk if they saw that wanted man (Lokir). They realized, they need to run away again and, this time, there is nowhere for them to go in Skyrim, so they need to cross the border, before it becomes a pressing issue for the whole country, since he’s wanted everywhere or before he finally simply gets caught, because - again - the news reached every little corner of Skyrim. So, Lokir said that he’ll steal a horse for them and come back for his future husband at night and they’ll run off to another country and start a new life there, finally get married, and Lokir maybe even promised to leave his thieving habits behind. So, Lokir’s fiancé obviously agreed and, looking forward to the new chapter in their story, where they start everything over, not on the run anymore, he even brought the ring. But then, days passed and he started losing hope. Thinking lots of things - maybe he got caught, maybe he died, maybe he left him. In couple of days, he bought the poison and then, maybe he just stopped waiting, maybe he really saw Lokir’s name in some list, maybe heard rumors about Helgen. And he completely lost it, feeding his pets for the last time, arranging that little ‘mourning place’ with candles and flowers and the ring and all. And then he committed suicide, because he couldn’t imagine his life without his lover. At least that’s how I see it.
In romanian there is the saying "milk drinker" which does actually mean weak/wuss And a foreshadow of the companions being werewolves In hungarian the word for wolf is LITERALLY Farkas
My second theory for Graenolf is that his mother and father were murdered by Nazeem and was stuffed in the barrel he was born in. That explains the obsession with Nazeem and the love of barrels.
Graenolf wasnt whiterun built around the companions home (jorrvaskr)? the silverhand would obviously know where it was because the companions are famous
Yeah this doesn't add up...but if you think about it ,maybe the Silver Hand broke away from the Companions because of the curse , that's why they hate the current Companions who act like beasts and disgrace Ysgramor...maybe that's also why they wanted the fragments of Wuuthrad so badly, I mean they must have pooled some resources to try and obtain them. So, it is possible that they split up because some chose the more beastly path, and the Silver Hand want to bring the Companions to their former glory, although this doesn't appear anywhere. Also, I think it's wrong to assume that they build all the strongholds we find them in. I mean, did bandits also build the Sundered Towers? No. So maybe they refurbished them a little, but ruins are still ruins.
I thought about it in my first Companion playthrough, but I didn't spread the theory if that's what you mean :D It just so happens that I thought the same. I've even looked around for mods in order to enhance this type of lore-rich gameplay. Didn't find any I'm afraid, but that was at least a year and a half ago ,so who knows. Maybe there are some now.
Just letting you know! Once you give beggar lady money, she becomes sort of an ally. When you cast fear, it marks the casted as an enemy. She’s only attacking what she thinks is your enemy.
I actually googled milk drinker and its actually an old scottish term that means weak. I didn't know that it was a real insult and now I'm curious if my Scottish ancestors used the word. Alas I will never know.
It's an insult because you only see children drink milk, so they're basically calling you a child. But I believe the definition changes depending on your region. Modern Scottish insults that can be used for weak/coward are 'feartie' and 'jessie'. I've been playing Skyrim for only a year and I've realised there's a bit of Scottish influence. There's highland cattle, the weather is pure shite, one of the death hounds in Castle Volkihar is called CuSith (the Cù-Sìth is a death hound in Scottish folklore), some nords say 'aye, lad/lass' (used all over the UK and Ireland, but more common up north), and then there's Brynjolf; the only character who has a Scottish lilt to his voice. Obviously not a true accent, but it is his voice actor's attempt at one, as proven by Ack from HTTYD. But I'm glad Bethesda went this route since us Scots hardly get recognised for anything.
I named my Dragonborn God. I like it when he goes to Thalmor embassy and introduces himself: "Nice to meet you, I am God," or something in those lines.
Me neither... I never paid much attention to Edda, nor to Grelod. ...Probably because I one-punched Grelod as soon as I heard how she was talking to them kiddos.
Valandar2 they could have been a “division” created by the Companions to hunt down werewolves, but when they found out that the Circle became werewolves, they betrayed the Companions and vowed to kill all of them.
Actually a single event - in the western / central portion of Wrothgar, there's a silver mine the Silver Hand uses as their primary base. Someone leaked its location to a pack of werewolves, who invaded. You're given a side quest to go in and clear it out, and (IIRC) get the Silver Hand's banner, as well.
Hmmm, in that case maybe the Silver Hand (which would be part of the Companions according to my theory) sent some of there people to Wrothgar since, it is bordering Skyrim, to scout out some locations they could source some silver, then took over said mine. But then people found out that they were stealing their silver so they told some werewolves that some werewolf hunters were hiding there so they could wipe them out and reclaim their mine.
Same and now seeing Lokir die is gonna make me feel even worse- Like eeee before I had no connection to him and he even seemed pretty mean but this theory puts him under a totally different light and I feel bad for him now- And the other guy too
I just made theory, the dragonborn in the hall of valor is Miraak’s soul. when Miraak went to apocropha his soul was forced to soverngarde. When Miraak gets back to Nirn he will rip his soul right out of sovergarde. The reason why his soul can sit on Shor’s throne is because he was also an incarnation of Shor. That also explains why Miraak is enslaving the all maker stones is so that he can open a second portal to soverngarde, one that skips Tsun and goes right into the hall of valor. edit: sorry about misspelling.
Add-on to the calcium theory. Remember those Skelton’s on the dock area of Volkihar? The hooded one? The ones that would take maybe two to three arrows to take down? Those one are so strong because they were once vampires and they would suck the blood from other things getting their normal dose of calcium.
If you give Edda a gold piece, her disposition towards you increases. Casting fear on a target makes them register as hostile to you, making Edda attack Grelod since she is "attacking" a friend.
I'm well aware that I'm 4 years late, but Edda has a negative disposition to Grelod, and Edda actually is scripted to attack Grelod if she's ever around, but they never meet through normal means, so it never happens normally.
Got a great theory Nuka-Cola was around since time began, and some monks found a way to make it with liquor. So they did, but then they realized it causes blackouts when the drink started expanding. But these blackouts, they took you places. Weird places. Some would even say, "Half the fun of Nukashine is that you never know what kind of crazy places it will take you!" So that's how you, the dragonborn, randomly ended up on a wagon to your execution.
Well at least I’m not skinning a living human and putting his blood in vials and putting salt over. His skineed body as he is still alive. But you know, normal stuff Once again this is a joke
Not so fast! THE WORLD! TIME HAS STOPPED!! (Steals Cookie, whilst time is Frozen) I, DIO, Have successfuly Stolen a Cookie! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Milk drinker obviously means a child, but not because of mother's milk, but because children aren't allowed to drink alcohol (beer, mead, ale and stuff), so a milk drinker as an insult means a non mature person, not an infant.
Fun fact about Edda: after some time I gave her nearly daily some money, i got attacked one day by the dawnguards and she also got up and fought right next to me, which made me lowkey sad since she died instantly and left a testament for me with 100 septums
So thats whats behind the legendary oyfum thum, when he shouts oyfum a 3 sum comences and any 2 people of any race will comence a 3 sum, i knew i would find out your secret thum one day grainolf
What’s even scarier about the Nazeem cannibalism theory, is that the tunic and the skulls are the only things u can take without a chance of being attacked. This could imply that he wants someone to take them so he can shirk the blame
My answer to the dadric thing where they get your soul is: "You get a dragon soul, and you get a dragon soul! Every deadra gets a dragon soul! (And I will secretly keep my own)"
Theory number 5, I feel like she also could have killed Grelod because she was a child in the orphanage. She wasn't adopted, so she didn't have a home to go to when she aged out of the place... idk just a thought.
I recently started a new character in Skyrim. Lokir almost made it. I can't believe they almost didn't hit him. He was out of my line of sight, even when turning in that direction. So close, friend. So close.
Here’s a thing, I have a theory that the cart people are synths from the future, like what? Because, they never leave they’re cart, which must mean that they’re learning things, waiting for the perfect moment to strike on a city! But they are uncertain because of the dragons and the dragon born himself, but we’ll have to wait and see...
What if Edda's child never died? What if that child made it through childhood in the orphanage and grew up... and Grelod is now forcing them to work for her? After all, Constance Michel, Grelod's assistant, doesn't seem to have a home or anywhere to live of her own... In one of her lines of dialogue, Edda hates the city and says that she can't take it anymore. Yet she stays - maybe she feels tied to the place because her daughter is still here, being made to work for Grelod because she doesn't have anywhere else to go? Edda and Constance even look similar.
I have one!!!!!! In Heimskrs House you can find a bottle of magicka, a very potent one at that. But, he does not have any links to magic, he doesn’t know any spells besides default ones, and specializes in two handed weapons. He also has a book on the gods, which I’m sure is a hint towards his worship of Talos, BUT in the book it says that the gods appreciate sacrifices to get what you want, particularly the Daedra. I’m sure he wouldn’t want his hands dirty, so what if he is paying a necromancer to commune with the Daedra and do sacrifices, rituals, offerings, etc to try and boost the Stormcloaks chances in the war. This is similar to Rorikstead with the theory of the land being so rich due to the worship of Daedra. However, there was a scrapped quest where a Daedric Prince ((i think it’s Boethia)) had you kill Elisif the fair, and then Erikur would become the new jarl. This is weird in itself, since it is the will of the gods, maybe that’s how the Daedric Prince is paying their dept to Heimskr. There is also a quote from the female guards of windhelm that says "It is whispered that one of the Daedric Princes himself is behind the murder of Elisif. It would seem even the nobility of Oblivion favors our cause." This is very interesting in itself, BUT if you kill elisif with console commands, the dialogue will still happen, as it wasn’t cut from the game, even though the actual quest was. Suspicious? 🤔🤔 I think so
The guy that wants the stallion's potion in Markarth is actually part of a quest for Mara's love journey thing -- so he actually does have a romantic interest who i think IS the lady whose chambers are next to his. On another note I think the 'milk-drinker' comment is just calling someone a baby (because babies are notorious for drinking milk) One one last separate note... doesn't like... everyone know the companions? Jorvaskar is a famous mead hall, and actually if you talk to Vignar or Vilkas or one of the Companion leaders, they'll tell you that Whiterun was built AROUND Jorvaskar. So maybe the Silverhand consists of ex-Companions, but I think that they wouldn't need to be ex-companions to know where the companion base was. They are like the biggest guild in Skyrim -- bigger than the College of Winterhold and much much more public than the Theives Guild or the Dark Brotherhood. In fact, they take jobs all over Skyrim, and practically every smith in skyrim talks about the Skyforge.
Noah Steele it was calcelmo who was into the Thane, and you find out that she like poetry, and you get her friend to write love poetry to her from calcelmo, because he is a good friend to her and can tell that she is into him. And then the hook up.
"Babies are notorious for drinking milk." Ah, yeah, those darn babies and their infamous deeds! They're all in the conspiracy of drinking milk! They just gotta!
Lets ignore this entire video and answer this: how the fuck did thr silver hand get to jorvaskarr? Through all the guards and walls that are like 10 meters tall? How?
How? They are dressed like obvious bandits they would have walked in with their swords drawn since they couldnt hide them anywhere. Did they dress like normal people, walk in then hide behind a bush and change back into their fur armor? I dont think so pal
Hunter Henderson probably not since they attack people on site, even innocents, Hell if you like them to nearby guards they will attack the guards. I did this when I was too low level, I just ran until I game across a small village with some guards and the guards killed them.
lol ok for the first one with Edda and Grelod, Edda attacks Grelod because you gave her money so she's technically your "friend" (divines bless your heart blah blah) and when you attacked Grelod, Edda stepped in because yah it's skyrim everyone has a dagger
A little side note about the Milk Drinker. During the medieval period it was often safer to drink some alcoholic beverage than water or milk because of viruses and other things that weren't being filtered out.
"The dragons can wait" is how I sum up my entire Skyrim career.
Same
Urgen windcaller can wait
“A year has passed in literal Skyrim time and I know feel like Alduin is just sitting on his ass doing fucking nothing”
Same
I’m really like:DUDE I NEED TO GIVE THIS GUY A STICK THAT MAKES ICE FOR A LITTLE BIT CALM DOWN BLOOD DRAGON
once whiterun was attacked by vampires, nazeem was the only one that didn't fight instead he kept telling the vampires thatt hey don't go to the cloud district very often
For some reason, that's legitimately hilarious.
Once whiterun was attacked by vampires and Nazeem was the only one who was killed. Such sweet silence u_u
One time, nazeem
Imagine Stormcloaks would capture Whiterun and then just give it back because of Nazeem
😂😂😂😂 i killed him when i first used the sacrosanct vampire mod by literally draining him which is lethal
Last night I saw Nazeem nodding in Eola's direction. I think this is proof he's a part of Namira's coven and eats children.
Damn, good work Vivien.
We almost have him. But if the guards are in on it, how high does this go up? We need to get to the bottom of this at any cost!
Vivien Clausen Remember, he brags about going to the Cloud District. Even the Jarl is in on it!
but we never see him actually in the cloud... is it just more of a coverup?
What if... Nazeem lure these kids telling them if they want to go to the Cloud District and there he eats them?
I heard a theory that one of the people in the cart at the beginning was praying to Akatosh, wanting him to come and saving him or something. And maybe Akatosh answered that prayer, but who did he send? His first son, Alduin. This enabled Alduin to pursue his hunger to eat the world, blah blah blah, and so the story continues.
Kayleigh • holy heckles I haven't thought about that
It was lokir that prayed
And since he is from that cursed place Rorikstead - he is probably more sought after by the Nine! It all adds up perfectly!
What it it was Dragonborn themself? The plot thickens...
So, lets sum it up:
Akatosh worshiper runs off from Rorikstead and steals a horse, when he is ambushed. He prays - and Akatosh sends in Dragonborn, who just "happened to cross the border". But he gets captured. Lokir prays again. Akatosh summons Alduin and times everything perfectly for Lokir to be saved, but Lokir is trying to run away. Then Akatosh says "fuck it" and kills the guy with an arrow.
Does this mean, that Akatosh - is an imperial soldier?
I like The Edda The Beggar theory. It gives significance to an NPC that i never payed attention too and it makes me feel bad for her and I guess if that Happened to my Child then I'd want revenge
@@liketristan *too.
@@DoctorWhoKage tooo*
@@sebbiebarr3886 toooo*
@@aNeWhAnDToUchEsThEbEaCoN tooooo*
@@thatperson278 toooooo*
OR Edda WAS an orphan herself. Maybe she just has grey hair like a lot of people in skyrim even though they aren't particularly old
Jacob Estrada I said that already
Psychological trauma CAN cause hair greying.
1)She says herself she is old
2)She has a shit ton of wrinkles in the original
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola- To play devil's advocate, plenty of people who are mentally weighed down enough that it physically ages them that much will say they're old. I hear people do it often enough. Their body truly is aged beyond their years, so it's not totally inaccurate. And wrinkles can also form from a life of physical and mental hardship despite being relatively young.
@@mariesummers. there are characters with stress wrinkles: the Redguard woman in Whiterun, Sadia I think, you also should bring her to Alik'r warriors in a quest, and then there's just old people
"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
Me: FUS RO DAHHH!!
*TurtleFilmz Tv* Drem Yol Lok, Dovahkiin
Cringe
Zen ikr
Old meme
Or Yol tor shuul (fire breath)
My children went missing shortly after moving to breezehome, I'm afraid they were taken by nazeem. could anyone please bring nazeem to justice?
FodSpeed yes we at the mages college would like to help we can cause whiterun to fall apart into the sea to catch the baby eater or we can unleash magical worms to attack the towns people we did it to winterhold and look how that place turned out its wonderful
+Mr.StarFalcon Thanks arch Mage, I would love to bring excitement back to white run ever since I joined stormcloaks and laid siege on white run. Bring your talented mages and make white run great again!
FodSpeed i'm the harbinger of the companions! I could help! Blood? On my hands? Uh..no, that's tomato juice..i ate tomatos earlier...anyway, i can help you!
*NAZEEM EATS BABIES!!!*
FodSpeed I would be glad to
3:46 Not going to lie... but that'd be creepy and weird as hell if a bipedal cat man came out from under my bed and said that...
I'd honestly love it lmao
I'd politely shit myself
@@Just-A-Gamer1524 as long as u do it politely lol
sorry mate but OYFUM BABY!
I dont think so
I just reached that part of the video and choked on my laughter over it! I almost always play as a Khajiit, so now I wanna go ahead and yell that at every single couple I catch in bed together.
What if Edda was one of the orphans
I'm shook
Mind blown 🤯
Shes too old
By was it means when she was younger, and in the cold unforgiving world of Tamriel, you get battle scars, add my snap and say you’re from yt and I’ll show you my face, it’s more weathered than Eddas
My Snapchat is borah_borahc
They only eat cheese because, of me.
Prince Sheogorath you are not Shay agora's I would know because I am Hircine Daedric god of the hunt
Prince Sheogorath IMPOSTER!
I do enjoy a hearty cheese wheel.
I like chez
How's "doing the fish-stick" going for you? Fairly well, I hope. I do hope it wasn't too much of a "delicate state of mind" for you to complete. :)
In one of my playthroughs of skyrim lokir actually escaped when he ran cuz one of the archers hit a horse😂
Was that Hadvar's horse? That one does pretty weird things, I once spoke to it during the character creation scene, because Hadvar was blocked by it, standing behind.
@@Croftice1 so did I. Hmm.. perhaps there was more to that horse than we all thought.
@@Croftice1 Happened to me yesterday. The horse was staring into my soul the whole time while hadvar wasn't even in front of me - the horse took his place
That's scary you guys, Hadvar's horse was right in my face during one of my playthroughs, like a few inches from me while Hadvar and the commander were a little further back conversing with me. There needs to be a good theory about what's going on with that horse.
1st theory is almost right. Except, the guys didn’t get in a fight. They decided to run off together - maybe because they found out about the Daedra, maybe because Lokir was, in fact, a thief and the guards were looking for him all over the place.
That’s actually more likely. Knowing Skyrim’s system (each realm has its own criminals), they might’ve travelled around the country the whole time, Lokir eventually being wanted in every part of Skyrim. So, they decided to go to a little town in the middle of nowhere with little to no guards.
But that’s also why they are not living in the town exactly. Close enough to be able to get food and everything else they might need, but not close enough to get too aquatinted with the town’s folk and be noticed by 1-2 guards that are looking after the town. Lokir’s boyfriend (or fiancé, I suppose, from what we know) might have been the one, who was going into the city for the supplies and all, since he’s not a wanted criminal or anything and some of the town’s people or guards might know him as ‘that guy living in a little hut nearby with his partner that doesn’t really like going out much’. They might’ve even invented a little story about why Lokir doesn’t come out of the hut very often, or something like that.
And the reason why they’re not living in the middle of some forest alone in a little hut, like some, is because it requires hunting skills or fishing skills in order to eat, and they’d have to go around gathering wood for fire, and lots of other shit. They’d also have to know the forest very well and know where the roads are, because there might be guard patrols there. And, this time, Lokir’s fiancé couldn’t be the only one, who goes out, because so much work requires both of them to do it.
And, that’s why they could have pets and - like - a fundamental, real house for once, and even started planning a good, proper future, finally getting married and starting a family. But then, the guards started getting suspicious or maybe they started going around asking the town’s folk if they saw that wanted man (Lokir).
They realized, they need to run away again and, this time, there is nowhere for them to go in Skyrim, so they need to cross the border, before it becomes a pressing issue for the whole country, since he’s wanted everywhere or before he finally simply gets caught, because - again - the news reached every little corner of Skyrim. So, Lokir said that he’ll steal a horse for them and come back for his future husband at night and they’ll run off to another country and start a new life there, finally get married, and Lokir maybe even promised to leave his thieving habits behind.
So, Lokir’s fiancé obviously agreed and, looking forward to the new chapter in their story, where they start everything over, not on the run anymore, he even brought the ring. But then, days passed and he started losing hope. Thinking lots of things - maybe he got caught, maybe he died, maybe he left him. In couple of days, he bought the poison and then, maybe he just stopped waiting, maybe he really saw Lokir’s name in some list, maybe heard rumors about Helgen. And he completely lost it, feeding his pets for the last time, arranging that little ‘mourning place’ with candles and flowers and the ring and all. And then he committed suicide, because he couldn’t imagine his life without his lover.
At least that’s how I see it.
GAYYY
@@erxs
*wipes a third gay tear*
@Anirudh Sivakumar
Why is thAT TRuE, even though the book is grEAt.
28-decorated-fingers holy hell.... you think imma read all that
Jk
Thats a pretty compelling story actually
In romanian there is the saying "milk drinker" which does actually mean weak/wuss
And a foreshadow of the companions being werewolves
In hungarian the word for wolf is LITERALLY
Farkas
@Bennu AYMAN "Vilkas" means "lively" in Finnish. "Wolf" is "susi". You must be thinking of another language.
@Bennu AYMAN Lithuanian, I think.
My second theory for Graenolf is that his mother and father were murdered by Nazeem and was stuffed in the barrel he was born in. That explains the obsession with Nazeem and the love of barrels.
oh my... you may be right
I'll call the guards immediately
Why is this arousing
Idk if I'd grow to love barrels if someone did that to my parents and then stuffed them in one, lol.
Good point pls notice me
"OYFUM BABY!" My new catchphrase. Thank you Graenolf!
Use it on your teachers, or employers
LOL
Graenolf wasnt whiterun built around the companions home (jorrvaskr)? the silverhand would obviously know where it was because the companions are famous
Yeah this doesn't add up...but if you think about it ,maybe the Silver Hand broke away from the Companions because of the curse , that's why they hate the current Companions who act like beasts and disgrace Ysgramor...maybe that's also why they wanted the fragments of Wuuthrad so badly, I mean they must have pooled some resources to try and obtain them. So, it is possible that they split up because some chose the more beastly path, and the Silver Hand want to bring the Companions to their former glory, although this doesn't appear anywhere. Also, I think it's wrong to assume that they build all the strongholds we find them in. I mean, did bandits also build the Sundered Towers? No. So maybe they refurbished them a little, but ruins are still ruins.
MaiizePoNd you know too much... HAIL SITHIS
LOL you really put some thought into this....maybe you created the theory in thew first place
I thought about it in my first Companion playthrough, but I didn't spread the theory if that's what you mean :D It just so happens that I thought the same. I've even looked around for mods in order to enhance this type of lore-rich gameplay. Didn't find any I'm afraid, but that was at least a year and a half ago ,so who knows. Maybe there are some now.
true but werent the compainions the ones who initialy found the forge and build jorvasker there becouse of it
Just letting you know! Once you give beggar lady money, she becomes sort of an ally. When you cast fear, it marks the casted as an enemy. She’s only attacking what she thinks is your enemy.
Top five oyfums.
There are too many to narrow down...
Steamy Hot Djent to the Face
This should actually be a thing!
Steamy Hot Djent to the Face YES
#AllOyfumsAreEqual
Yes please
I actually googled milk drinker and its actually an old scottish term that means weak. I didn't know that it was a real insult and now I'm curious if my Scottish ancestors used the word. Alas I will never know.
It's an insult because you only see children drink milk, so they're basically calling you a child. But I believe the definition changes depending on your region. Modern Scottish insults that can be used for weak/coward are 'feartie' and 'jessie'.
I've been playing Skyrim for only a year and I've realised there's a bit of Scottish influence. There's highland cattle, the weather is pure shite, one of the death hounds in Castle Volkihar is called CuSith (the Cù-Sìth is a death hound in Scottish folklore), some nords say 'aye, lad/lass' (used all over the UK and Ireland, but more common up north), and then there's Brynjolf; the only character who has a Scottish lilt to his voice. Obviously not a true accent, but it is his voice actor's attempt at one, as proven by Ack from HTTYD. But I'm glad Bethesda went this route since us Scots hardly get recognised for anything.
@@mentle_gen Scotland is really a nice place to visit though
I looked it up and it said it meant that they couldn't drink alcohol so they drink milk instead.
nice name darth reaper
My people have all the best phrases
Theory, the dragonborn is a reincarnation of a barrel God
xHeatProof Spy
EXDEE
ALL HAIL LORD DRAGONBARREL
I named my Dragonborn God. I like it when he goes to Thalmor embassy and introduces himself: "Nice to meet you, I am God," or something in those lines.
He is Dovahkiin, DRAGONBARREL
And right after I watched a PewDiePie vid of Skyrim where he yells Barrels!!! On his old channel PewDie
My cat Tudor died 5 days ago so in his honor i made a Khajit named Tu’dor
May the road lead him to warm sands.
Awh
Okay you win my friend I honestly didn’t know the first one
Me neither... I never paid much attention to Edda, nor to Grelod.
...Probably because I one-punched Grelod as soon as I heard how she was talking to them kiddos.
As for #3... shot down by the Silver Hand being in existance centuries before the Companions turned into werewolves.
Valandar2 they could have been a “division” created by the Companions to hunt down werewolves, but when they found out that the Circle became werewolves, they betrayed the Companions and vowed to kill all of them.
Possible, but the Companions don't really operate outside of Skyrim, and you encounter the Silver Hand in ESO in Wrothgar.
Hmmm, I havent played ESO , do you meet them as joinable faction or are they only encoutered in a small amount such as in a dungeon?
Actually a single event - in the western / central portion of Wrothgar, there's a silver mine the Silver Hand uses as their primary base. Someone leaked its location to a pack of werewolves, who invaded. You're given a side quest to go in and clear it out, and (IIRC) get the Silver Hand's banner, as well.
Hmmm, in that case maybe the Silver Hand (which would be part of the Companions according to my theory) sent some of there people to Wrothgar since, it is bordering Skyrim, to scout out some locations they could source some silver, then took over said mine. But then people found out that they were stealing their silver so they told some werewolves that some werewolf hunters were hiding there so they could wipe them out and reclaim their mine.
whats that oyfum thing?
it cracks me up so much, he said it in another video but i cant remember which
AriesNoMaik he says it and almost all these videos since we came up with it
AriesNoMaik
Oh, I think you mean........
Literally every video on his channel
Only in the last eleventy billion, he's used it.
AriesNoMaik what is oyfum?
AriesNoMaik he came up with it when he showed off that dead alchemist on a rock
as always, a wonderful video made after thoughtful research... thank you so much
Sajjad Aly 😂💀
Tbh i Really love the Lokier and Lund theory, its cannon to me now, great vid!
Same and now seeing Lokir die is gonna make me feel even worse-
Like eeee before I had no connection to him and he even seemed pretty mean but this theory puts him under a totally different light and I feel bad for him now-
And the other guy too
What if Edda was an orphan at Honorhall a long time ago?
Doesn’t EVERYONE in Skyrim know where the companions stay
True, but does everyone know who the Harbinger is? Remember, Kodlak is the only one killed in the attack
@@DavidbarZeus1 I think that's more that he's the only one they were able to kill
@@DavidbarZeus1 and yeah, everyone knows kodlak. The silver hand probably studied the companions so they would know who the harbinger is
I want this guy to do an audiobook
According to a recent community post, you got your wish.
Currently, no information on which books he's narrating, though.
@@JoshAlex1986z Great! And it only took 6 years of waiting lol 😆
Little Bird: Hey, we can go on adventure and be healthy with our bones so we can survive the nex-
Crow: WHATS A MILK DRINKER DOING IN SKYRIM
I just made theory, the dragonborn in the hall of valor is Miraak’s soul. when Miraak went to apocropha his soul was forced to soverngarde. When Miraak gets back to Nirn he will rip his soul right out of sovergarde. The reason why his soul can sit on Shor’s throne is because he was also an incarnation of Shor. That also explains why Miraak is enslaving the all maker stones is so that he can open a second portal to soverngarde, one that skips Tsun and goes right into the hall of valor.
edit: sorry about misspelling.
I've followed your work for years know you have the blessing of Arkay on your side my child for you give me entertainment on my down time
Add-on to the calcium theory. Remember those Skelton’s on the dock area of Volkihar? The hooded one? The ones that would take maybe two to three arrows to take down? Those one are so strong because they were once vampires and they would suck the blood from other things getting their normal dose of calcium.
Does anyone have any ideas on how to make Skyrim fun again? I love the game but it's hard to play through the main story again, and again, and again.
Sean Murphy mods...lots and lots of mods
Also do not forget dragons are Thomas the Tank Engine
Try roleplaying. Maybe a khajiit caravan guard. A trader. An argonian hiding in the swamps near Morthal. Or just mods
Huge new mods that create new maps and NPCs. New tasks. Never ends.
Sean Murphy play with alternative life mod
If you give Edda a gold piece, her disposition towards you increases. Casting fear on a target makes them register as hostile to you, making Edda attack Grelod since she is "attacking" a friend.
I'm well aware that I'm 4 years late, but Edda has a negative disposition to Grelod, and Edda actually is scripted to attack Grelod if she's ever around, but they never meet through normal means, so it never happens normally.
I've missed Graenolf's Skyrim/Fallout videos, they're hilarious
Got a great theory
Nuka-Cola was around since time began, and some monks found a way to make it with liquor. So they did, but then they realized it causes blackouts when the drink started expanding. But these blackouts, they took you places. Weird places. Some would even say, "Half the fun of Nukashine is that you never know what kind of crazy places it will take you!" So that's how you, the dragonborn, randomly ended up on a wagon to your execution.
I love when he uploads😂
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Graenolf 🤔😏
You just came for the OYFUM
+Z is for Zorua yeah "came" :3
Glad to see the great Graenolf is still regaling us with his stories of tamriel
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.
Sorry if I offended anybody the first part made me think of it
It's good you apologized - I wouldn't want an infant reading that and getting mad.
Don't be daft there is a lot of crying, from the baby.
Until you rip their throat out.
Jesus Christ what has this comments section turned into
Well at least I’m not skinning a living human and putting his blood in vials and putting salt over. His skineed body as he is still alive. But you know, normal stuff
Once again this is a joke
The Lund x Lokir is interesting!
Thanks for making this now I'm gonna go tell my friend about the... werewolf x silverhand
*pets the crying Graenolf* u_u There there my child. All will be okay. Here, have a cookie.🍪
...............likeu.
Mister Taz
Can I have one?
Not so fast! THE WORLD! TIME HAS STOPPED!!
(Steals Cookie, whilst time is Frozen)
I, DIO, Have successfuly Stolen a Cookie!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Wtf
Milk drinker - mother's milk - a baby (does no one else see this as the point of this insult?)
Milk drinker obviously means a child, but not because of mother's milk, but because children aren't allowed to drink alcohol (beer, mead, ale and stuff), so a milk drinker as an insult means a non mature person, not an infant.
The one about Raerek? That's not really a theory, it's pretty blatant.
I swear this guy is the reason why we all put an extra 100 hours in this game randomly
Yup
lol, I always thought "Milk-drinker" was basically calling someone a baby that was still breast-feeding.
Fun fact about Edda: after some time I gave her nearly daily some money, i got attacked one day by the dawnguards and she also got up and fought right next to me, which made me lowkey sad since she died instantly and left a testament for me with 100 septums
Lund and Lokir look very similar to me. Maybe they were brothers?
Julia, you're better looking than that.
Graenolf than what
Lund and Rorkir look like you? Are they your lost brothers?
Rammit Inma Azhule 😂😂 okay now I get it. Smooth. Real smooth
There is a possibility that they are father and son. You know the saying, like father like son!
R.I.P Cookies
Cause of death: Didn’t exist
Length of life: 0 seconds
"You just have to tap them in the little nose hole they got, and their whole head comes off" 😂
I love and truly support the opening theory
Do you want these for Fallout
rewatching all you videos again, damn your writing and storytelling is 10/10 you are underrated damn ouyfum!!!!!
Love these Skyrim videos!
Bro, this is amazing commentary! I loved the crying at the end of 2, I was laughing super hard.
So thats whats behind the legendary oyfum thum, when he shouts oyfum a 3 sum comences and any 2 people of any race will comence a 3 sum, i knew i would find out your secret thum one day grainolf
Hahah xD It does more than that, mate.
So oyfum has 2 part to the thum, so the first part comences a three sum, just got to find out what the second part does
What’s even scarier about the Nazeem cannibalism theory, is that the tunic and the skulls are the only things u can take without a chance of being attacked. This could imply that he wants someone to take them so he can shirk the blame
BTW Graenolf I just wanted you to know you're like my light in the dark,you make me laugh when I'm sad
PS. OYFUM BABY
"That Lokir and Lund were lovers, who lived here LALALA" 😂
Love that Kevin Spacey reference at the end👌👍
xD
Graenolf oh my god you respond no you tuber has done that to me oh god I feel privileged OYFUM
I love the skits that he does now but, I miss these. They had such a personality that other lists don't have.
Graenolf, you are starting to sound like Glarthir. I️ don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing. Either way, cool video!
My answer to the dadric thing where they get your soul is:
"You get a dragon soul, and you get a dragon soul! Every deadra gets a dragon soul! (And I will secretly keep my own)"
I think you should do more series instead of top fives I really liked little nightmares
Raven Fisher
Oh yeah, well I enjoyed Big Dreams see I just insulted yoy there is no possible way for you to get back at me
Karl Marx if you really want it my spam is @itsssssraven
IC23 I enjoyed minuscule thoughts beat that
Great work Graenolf you deadric god :) OUFUM. Been watching your older videos too :) keep it up
OYFUM BABY
Jack lol
I can even hear the head of Bethesda slow-clapping, and saying "well played"
These are better than Skyrim Creepypastas lmao
Graenolf trying to distract us from the fact that he uses the Immersive Wenches mod.
x'D
Theory number 5, I feel like she also could have killed Grelod because she was a child in the orphanage. She wasn't adopted, so she didn't have a home to go to when she aged out of the place... idk just a thought.
I recently started a new character in Skyrim. Lokir almost made it. I can't believe they almost didn't hit him. He was out of my line of sight, even when turning in that direction.
So close, friend. So close.
Hi granolf so glad you uploaded a new video keep up the great work man your awsome p.s OYFUM
I would say it back but I'm still recovering from my last one.
Graenolf aww well hold on (walks to the whole comment section) HEY EVERYONE LET'S GIVE GRANOLF A GET WELL SOON OYFUM
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*OYFUM.*
King Crypto it almost looks like you wrote gandalf😂😂
After hearing that theory on nazeem its become apparent that you clearly don’t go to the cloud district often
Yay new video!!!
Here’s a thing, I have a theory that the cart people are synths from the future, like what? Because, they never leave they’re cart, which must mean that they’re learning things, waiting for the perfect moment to strike on a city! But they are uncertain because of the dragons and the dragon born himself, but we’ll have to wait and see...
I love your Skyrim videos!!!😄😄
I love that long mane of hair you have that I get to run my fingers through!
Over the time I’ve watched your channel I’ve noticed your videos get even more funny and fantastic. 👌🏻👌🏻😊
Please do more of these theories
What if Edda's child never died?
What if that child made it through childhood in the orphanage and grew up... and Grelod is now forcing them to work for her?
After all, Constance Michel, Grelod's assistant, doesn't seem to have a home or anywhere to live of her own...
In one of her lines of dialogue, Edda hates the city and says that she can't take it anymore. Yet she stays - maybe she feels tied to the place because her daughter is still here, being made to work for Grelod because she doesn't have anywhere else to go?
Edda and Constance even look similar.
More Skyrim content please
I'm like really sick right now and watching your videos is so great
Me? Miss a theory? Never...
I have one!!!!!! In Heimskrs House you can find a bottle of magicka, a very potent one at that. But, he does not have any links to magic, he doesn’t know any spells besides default ones, and specializes in two handed weapons. He also has a book on the gods, which I’m sure is a hint towards his worship of Talos, BUT in the book it says that the gods appreciate sacrifices to get what you want, particularly the Daedra. I’m sure he wouldn’t want his hands dirty, so what if he is paying a necromancer to commune with the Daedra and do sacrifices, rituals, offerings, etc to try and boost the Stormcloaks chances in the war. This is similar to Rorikstead with the theory of the land being so rich due to the worship of Daedra. However, there was a scrapped quest where a Daedric Prince ((i think it’s Boethia)) had you kill Elisif the fair, and then Erikur would become the new jarl. This is weird in itself, since it is the will of the gods, maybe that’s how the Daedric Prince is paying their dept to Heimskr. There is also a quote from the female guards of windhelm that says "It is whispered that one of the Daedric Princes himself is behind the murder of Elisif. It would seem even the nobility of Oblivion favors our cause." This is very interesting in itself, BUT if you kill elisif with console commands, the dialogue will still happen, as it wasn’t cut from the game, even though the actual quest was. Suspicious? 🤔🤔 I think so
The guy that wants the stallion's potion in Markarth is actually part of a quest for Mara's love journey thing -- so he actually does have a romantic interest who i think IS the lady whose chambers are next to his.
On another note I think the 'milk-drinker' comment is just calling someone a baby (because babies are notorious for drinking milk)
One one last separate note... doesn't like... everyone know the companions? Jorvaskar is a famous mead hall, and actually if you talk to Vignar or Vilkas or one of the Companion leaders, they'll tell you that Whiterun was built AROUND Jorvaskar. So maybe the Silverhand consists of ex-Companions, but I think that they wouldn't need to be ex-companions to know where the companion base was. They are like the biggest guild in Skyrim -- bigger than the College of Winterhold and much much more public than the Theives Guild or the Dark Brotherhood. In fact, they take jobs all over Skyrim, and practically every smith in skyrim talks about the Skyforge.
Sorry don't mean to nitpick :3 it was a very good video and yes good job two thumbs up from me!
Noah Steele it was calcelmo who was into the Thane, and you find out that she like poetry, and you get her friend to write love poetry to her from calcelmo, because he is a good friend to her and can tell that she is into him.
And then the hook up.
Long... Very long...😛😛😛😛😜
"Babies are notorious for drinking milk." Ah, yeah, those darn babies and their infamous deeds! They're all in the conspiracy of drinking milk! They just gotta!
Hey Graenolf, I'm a new subber and have been watching a bunch of your Skyrim videos lately. Just wanted to say thanks for the entertaining content!
Any chance that Lund and Lokir are like, brothers instead? They do look vaguely similar.
Dude my favorite Skyrim channel
Lets ignore this entire video and answer this: how the fuck did thr silver hand get to jorvaskarr? Through all the guards and walls that are like 10 meters tall? How?
They... blended in?
How? They are dressed like obvious bandits they would have walked in with their swords drawn since they couldnt hide them anywhere. Did they dress like normal people, walk in then hide behind a bush and change back into their fur armor? I dont think so pal
They blended in... Assassin's Creed style? I don't know man, I'm really grasping at straws here.
they could have looked like normal mercenarys not bandits to some?
Hunter Henderson probably not since they attack people on site, even innocents, Hell if you like them to nearby guards they will attack the guards. I did this when I was too low level, I just ran until I game across a small village with some guards and the guards killed them.
lol ok for the first one with Edda and Grelod, Edda attacks Grelod because you gave her money so she's technically your "friend" (divines bless your heart blah blah) and when you attacked Grelod, Edda stepped in because yah it's skyrim everyone has a dagger
Bro your the best
Man, the skeletons in Dark Souls must be really good on calcium
Milkdrinker means baby as in drinking breastmilk
Another thing that supports the silver hand theory is that sometimes I’ve seen them carrying skyforge steel weapons if not silver or normal.
I’m sold
One of the best narrators on youtube
Best part at 3:40
Jenn Harper OYFUM BABY
"...TO WHICH I SAY...
that's a good point."
I admit, that kinda made me chuckle even though the entire video is supposed to be semi-serious.
cheese in Skyrim is a decoration not a delicacy
Albus Dumbledore it is a Delicate Decoration
A little side note about the Milk Drinker. During the medieval period it was often safer to drink some alcoholic beverage than water or milk because of viruses and other things that weren't being filtered out.