What do you think of TQQQ the 3x leveraged nasdaq(QQQ)? Is it a scam? keep in mind UOPIX has been doing 2x the NASDAQ since 97' . you can plug the data into a spreadsheet and calculate the daily returns yourself. If you buy into the fund once a month you get very close to the average daily returns. So my question to the skeptics on here and im asking everyone, is TQQQ a scam?
@@colbythibodeau1081 That sounds counter productive, I would rather buy high because it's a guaranteed purchase and shows commitment. Then selling low is good because it shows generosity and humility in your character, as well as huge gains financially
As an industry professional I can say that we are starting to coin a term called the Robin Hood effect. In other words avoiding the bubble level overhyped top Robinhood stocks and steering our clients away from the bubbles caused by Robinhood and internet gurus.
As someone who used to work in finance, i love watching these videos of fake gurus prove why there is a reason professional investors don't respect them.
@@aris13pat1 Technically, in Economics, this is a way to predict down turns and recessions busing a special data analysis graph. It's been correct for the last thirty years. Although there's still no explanation as to how it does it.🤷♂️
I think it is spelled "stonks". Years ago I was explaining to a few friends what the value of 8% yearly returns would be over a long time horizon and of course they were like "yea, but I want to double asap.". I cannot even imagine trying learn to invest today without some solid and level headed people around you.
@@Cryptech1010 Over the past 100 years there are plenty of "could have" opportunities. I could play Powerball and win $500million. I am just saying that people are not building balanced portfolios for long term growth.
Coffeezilla, I started watching your channel shortly after being scammed out of thousands and I wished I could seen you sooner to avoid that mistake. I've saved a lot of money because of you so please keep doing what you're doing, thank you and may the pump be with you 😂
There's a group of people more smooth brained than WSB'ers ... Inconceivable! ;) "I'm here because I invited the pump into my life " needs to be etched onto their tombstones.
@@gamepost7990 hmm, i wouldn't want to go up against that bunch. With their powers combined they can blow up your short position ... see Melvin Capital. XD
@@StockDoctortrade yep, i've noticed that. i think my plan is to keep track of the next company that Citron shorts, then see if the wsb gang gets riled up about it. when they do I'll go all in on that stock, lol. jk of course, this isn't financial advise, blah blah.
What do you think of TQQQ the 3x leveraged nasdaq(QQQ)? Is it a scam? keep in mind UOPIX has been doing 2x the NASDAQ since 97' . you can plug the data into a spreadsheet and calculate the daily returns yourself. If you buy into the fund once a month you get very close to the average daily returns. So my question to the skeptics on here and im asking everyone, is TQQQ a scam?
When I was about 10, this 7 year old kid found out that my family paid $700 a month on rent. He ranted on about how we were wasting our money and in two months we could've accomplished a car, a house etc. That's what these tik tok traders sound like
I hate these mfs that try to talk everyone into trading and act like it’s quick and easy. If you aren’t willing to basically dedicate your life to charts and emotional abuse than just put your money in an index fund and forget about it lol.
I love how every 15 year old is a millionaire day trader now / financial advisor with all of their 2 weeks of experience watching youtube videos on trading. Oh yeah RedditCoin and TikTokCoin are about to blow up so you need to invest now.
Ohhhhhhhh you buy it when it's LOW and sell when it's HIGH! I HAD IT BACKWARDS! You know, it's actually really easy to run a marathon and win, all you do is run faster than the other runners
@@gasdajuice3918 Beta male troll comment. I’m not you’re enemy bro, men are coming together now. Btw I was well aware that these “gurus “ long before his channel. Cheers 🥂
Can you cover 'michael diaz' the quantum trading guy? He's running 40min plus ads, and it is the cringiest crap I've ever seen! I watched about 30mins of it - highly entertaining!
I genuinely respect and believe the guy blazing and going into Robinhood with the "I don't know wtf I'm doing" mindset is going to make the most money out of everyone in that video lmao
Respect the pump guy is Ivan on Tech and he is just joking there. I watch his live show every day and he often has a decent outlook on the crypto market. You should interview him
May the pump be with you! Also, wake and rake the stonk market. Man, I really love your work and I get the one month of daily uploads (or you'll lose your hair) challenge. I've been so glad to have daily uploads to watch. But I can see in your eyes how exhausting this must've been, even though you are as good a host as ever. Just, you know, take a break after this month is done, you have a very loyal and supporting audience, so please don't put your phisycal and mental health second. Just saying! Thanks for all the great content!!
As soon as he said “bleep that out” my UA-cam went to the “something went wrong”screen and I sat there for 30 seconds assuming it was part of the video until I actually checked lmao
@@Robertperezshow Options have never been traded at this rate in history. It will be interesting to see how this plays out next bear cycle. I know I was always afraid of options before now, they might turn a bear into a bull quicker but we will see.
Thank you for the hook up at the end, for all us long-time viewers :) I wasn't subbed with this account, before, but I am now. I got so giddy when I heard "What do you get when you burn through your plastic stacks?" Loving the new content, but don't burn yourself out!
You do know that ‘Ivan on tech’ is joking when he says ‘respect the pump’... he’s got a dry sense of humour... I’ve been studying the crypto space in detail for 3 years now... and blockchain is a brilliant innovation. Lots of scammers out there.. with wild predictions... and shilling courses.. but ‘Ivan on tech’ is actually on of the decent ones.. I know enough about the tech to know good from bad with these guys. Surprised you included him..
Ivan is horrible. Anyone with paid groups or newsletters that shill some shitcoin that they get paid to shill should not be listened to at all. Simple as that. If you dont think he deserves to be in this video you have probably been sucked in. I'm a big bitcoin bull, but Ivan is trash.
@@360flip19 you entitled to your opinions... I watch a lot of crypto youtubers.. And Ivan does shill... they all do.. he’s quite open about it... and I’m sure not 100% transparent about every interest he has in everything he mentions.. But he’s a funny guy.., and you get used to filtering out the shill.. and he’s entertaining to have on in the background while trading..it just keeps you on top of the news. And the ‘respect the pump’ line is a joke.. it’s meant to be funny.. but this video is making out he’s being serious., which is misleading... For good crypto info... Chico crypto is a legend...
@@themekon Yup nothing wrong with watching for entertainment. It can actually be useful to get a sense of market sentiment. I would just caution against buying anything that is being shilled, especially by big channels. I try to avoid any youtuber who makes videos like "ada to $14!?!?!" Or "top 10 coins to 100x!!!!". I shit you not, I saw someone call for 100k eth this market cycle. I agree it's fun stuff to watch, but I find I learn nothing from that sort of content. A website like lookintobitcoin is a good source imo.
@@360flip19 there is much wisdom in this advice.... I actually find it useful to figure out which projects are being shilled by youtubers..and steer clear... even if it sounded promising. There is something that always rings alarm bells when you suddenly see 2 or 3 youtubers suddenly pointing out the virtues of a specific project on the same day. They even sometimes use the same script. I do t know if you remember ‘unstoppable domains’.. they paid everyone at one point.. But a project that puts so much money into shilling is an alarm bell for sure.. But I do watch the like of ‘crypto zombie’..‘Ivan on tech’.. or even the supershill that is ‘suppoman’... with my guard firmly up.. 100k eth this cycle... that’s some claim.. I think some of that just know the higher the headline.. the higher the viewer count... people want to hear positive things about things they own.. But.., ‘respect the pump’.....is funny.. and Ivan knows that.. he has fun with it.. goto ‘respect the pump’
@@themekon Fair enough, other than giving guys like suppo any ad revenue, I agree with much of what you said. May the pamp be with both of us and good luck in the market!!
My favourite quote is "Just Buy Tesla Calls". This news can help prove that were in a bit of a bubble cause there's so many "retail investors", when they lose money they sell,etc.....
The biggest problem I see people making is trying to have proper risk management. You want to take on as much risk as you can so that you can fly higher, dive deeper, and crash harder than ever before.
Please Coffee make more of these videos, they're absolutely hilarious. You should make a video about the account managers who turn your $200 into $20,000.00 in just 7 days. You know the people, "expert" Mr. Donaldson or "expert" Ms. graham. The ones who just HAPPEN to have clients watching the exact same youtube videos that all their other clients are watching and recommending their services lmao
Another great one thank you zilla. We love you. PS when will your course be ready. I'd love to learn to be a great internet detective like you and what better way than learning from the best in the business. xoxo
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2:34 !!! OMG !!! My favorite fake guru! Ivan "gogogoogogog" "Guyths Guyths, it may go up, it may go down, who knowths, guyths guyths" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
They really don't, these people have given all the guys who actually day trade or invest in stocks a horrible name. I thought Wall Street was the pinnacle but these fake gurus are much worse
Apparently, people on Tik Tok were recommending people in Texas should turn on their gas stoves and leave them open to heat their homes... Tik Tok should've been banned, change my mind.
In investing in stock market dont listen to the herd (pump) if that's the meaning. Instead, do your due diligence to research on what company to buy. Remember your money your responsibility. Thanks bro Coffee for this video, filipino fan here :)
I guess I don't know when this was filmed. But ol girl's penny stock that was "ready to explode" is now down at $1.06. I am no expert but that sounds more like implode.
The first one is Ivan on Tech. That was a livestream and not something people pay for (yes he does sell courses). His message with respect the pump is to embrace the hype cycles of crypto and not see them as a bad thing.
Letchi A for sure, no one is all good I know that. I am just referring to this Clip itself the whole respect the pump thing is a meme, just jesting. I’ve never joined his webinar and don’t plan on it, just like the livestreams.
I took their advice and I was able to turn $5,000 into $50!! Thank you so much for the tips!
Only $50? Baby stuff man I got $5
@@OfficialVSAJaeger I got $0.5 bro
@@ManIam41 my deepest apologizes good sir
You all didn't respect the pump
Sounds like a skill issue
I only take advice from people pointing at random text on the screen. How else can I know which stoks to buy?
You buy stok according to tiktok and achieve maximum stonk
@@mohammadal-hasan586 agreed.
Is this where you come for the truth?.... now I know your secrets.
@@donm2067 i go to tiktok for the truth
Gotta use your stimmy man
“Respect the pump” Warren Buffett, 2021
hahahah
Someone has to make this into one of those quote pics lmfaoo
@@DhirC35 I’m sure someone will make it and post it onto the wallstreetbets Reddit page 😁
@@DhirC35 done
@@pumpylepew3521 respects paid
"Buy low, sell high."
What a genius.
With the OSU sweatshirt... 😓
@@parker1981xxx 🤮🤮🤮
More like buy high sell low ammirite?
"Everybody is a genius in bull markets"
word
People respect the Pamp :D
So true
So true
Good thing bull runs are more common than bear runs.
I took their advice and now I am Tom Vu.
You got a waterfall in the front?
Waterfalls everywhere.
"Are you a doer or don'ter?"
Come to my 60 second seminar! On TikTok! 😁
What do you think of TQQQ the 3x leveraged nasdaq(QQQ)? Is it a scam? keep in mind UOPIX has been doing 2x the NASDAQ since 97' . you can plug the data into a spreadsheet and calculate the daily returns yourself. If you buy into the fund once a month you get very close to the average daily returns. So my question to the skeptics on here and im asking everyone, is TQQQ a scam?
"The Pump is the 9th wonder of the world" Albert Einstein
Nah boss that was Arnold but i think that was a different type of pump
"Maybe just do the exact opposite of what they tell you to."
Got it: Buy high, sell low.
close, sell high THEN buy low xD (legit though, I've made a good chunk of change shorting stocks and currencies that "gurus" promote)
@@colbythibodeau1081 nope Ben was correct, then you post it on WSB and take it on the chin like a man
@@colbythibodeau1081 That sounds counter productive, I would rather buy high because it's a guaranteed purchase and shows commitment. Then selling low is good because it shows generosity and humility in your character, as well as huge gains financially
No no, you buy low and sell lower. 1000 IQ play they don't want you to know
Respect the Pamp
"respect the pump" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
hahaha brilliant
rezpect ze pomp
I am absolutely DYING at the guy who woke up, took a dab, then logged into Robinhood
I mean, didn't investors in the 80s do coke? lol
Showed his gains, then admitted he had no idea what he was doing. Honestly, mad respect lol
He's sexy too.
@@pongopDifferent drug, different effects
@@SangreFriasBack Good point. Weed is great.
I respect my pump before I go to bed. Helps me sleep better.
😂
Pump & Dump lmao!
As an industry professional I can say that we are starting to coin a term called the Robin Hood effect. In other words avoiding the bubble level overhyped top Robinhood stocks and steering our clients away from the bubbles caused by Robinhood and internet gurus.
Please do a "where are they now" and watch a bunch of TikTok options traders after a few months of them investing.
Yes!
It'll be a lit series on coffezilla channel topic 😂
Totally Agree
Respekkt the þuamp!
So ded lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I was laughing so hard
Ayooo 😂
The Stock PTE that she claimed at 6:50 was "GONNA BLOW UP" yeah.. actually it dropped 20%
yeah they shoujld be arrested lmao
As someone who used to work in finance, i love watching these videos of fake gurus prove why there is a reason professional investors don't respect them.
To be fair, the idiot's version "buy low, sell high" is the closest thing I've seen to actual investing advice in these type of videos.
I half expected to see someone say Buy high, Sell Low. Lol.
@@TheLazyEconomist Buy high. Sell low. Buy again while low. Sell high
This is not an actual investing advice because there is no actual way to time the market.
@@aris13pat1 Technically, in Economics, this is a way to predict down turns and recessions busing a special data analysis graph. It's been correct for the last thirty years. Although there's still no explanation as to how it does it.🤷♂️
@@TheLazyEconomist Then please provide more information. Iam always happy to learn. Especially in the near future. :)
I think it is spelled "stonks". Years ago I was explaining to a few friends what the value of 8% yearly returns would be over a long time horizon and of course they were like "yea, but I want to double asap.". I cannot even imagine trying learn to invest today without some solid and level headed people around you.
@@Cryptech1010 Over the past 100 years there are plenty of "could have" opportunities. I could play Powerball and win $500million. I am just saying that people are not building balanced portfolios for long term growth.
As a blue chip investor, I can't wait for all these people's money to make it into my account
Coffeezilla, I started watching your channel shortly after being scammed out of thousands and I wished I could seen you sooner to avoid that mistake. I've saved a lot of money because of you so please keep doing what you're doing, thank you and may the pump be with you 😂
“The power of the pump compels you!”
There's a group of people more smooth brained than WSB'ers ... Inconceivable! ;)
"I'm here because I invited the pump into my life " needs to be etched onto their tombstones.
if u do the opposite of WSB'ers u might even make some money. In a way they are an oracle.
@@gamepost7990 hmm, i wouldn't want to go up against that bunch. With their powers combined they can blow up your short position ... see Melvin Capital. XD
there's a lot of WSB'ers who are doing quite well, but either play dumb or play into the hype...
Fun fact a short company called citron said that several companies would drop wsb bought into them they are up several hundred percent
@@StockDoctortrade yep, i've noticed that. i think my plan is to keep track of the next company that Citron shorts, then see if the wsb gang gets riled up about it. when they do I'll go all in on that stock, lol. jk of course, this isn't financial advise, blah blah.
Following advice from stock tiktok is the most hassle-free way to blow up your account
@@DontRecommendThisShxt "hold xrp" - probably you
@@normalperson5487 LMFAOOOOO
🤣
It will literally blow up
What do you think of TQQQ the 3x leveraged nasdaq(QQQ)? Is it a scam? keep in mind UOPIX has been doing 2x the NASDAQ since 97' . you can plug the data into a spreadsheet and calculate the daily returns yourself. If you buy into the fund once a month you get very close to the average daily returns. So my question to the skeptics on here and im asking everyone, is TQQQ a scam?
The golden rule of investing is : never invest in something you don't know.
The less u know the more your portfolio grows smh
Who needs research when you got reddit?
but they put moon emojis next to it
@@nicmunro and rockets
RESPECT THE PUMP!!!!😂😂😂
@@catmaxi2599 Ivan is amazing
@@catmaxi2599 Ivan is a shill I’m pretty sure
I literally discovered this dude yesterday and basically binge watched all evening. This dude is hilarious :D
That's where I'm at now
Same here! This Coffeezilla guy is hillarious! :-D
Remember on the internet everyone is a lawyer, doctor and an investment-broker all in one.
Also military strategist, advisors to politicians and Nostradamus
When I was about 10, this 7 year old kid found out that my family paid $700 a month on rent. He ranted on about how we were wasting our money and in two months we could've accomplished a car, a house etc.
That's what these tik tok traders sound like
I really would like to see what kind of car AND house $1400 would get a person.
I hate these mfs that try to talk everyone into trading and act like it’s quick and easy. If you aren’t willing to basically dedicate your life to charts and emotional abuse than just put your money in an index fund and forget about it lol.
Fairly accurate
Legit question, how can i put money in an index fund?
@@michaeljhonmariano6462 I would start looking around UA-cam.
I agreee
I love how every 15 year old is a millionaire day trader now / financial advisor with all of their 2 weeks of experience watching youtube videos on trading.
Oh yeah RedditCoin and TikTokCoin are about to blow up so you need to invest now.
Ohhhhhhhh you buy it when it's LOW and sell when it's HIGH! I HAD IT BACKWARDS!
You know, it's actually really easy to run a marathon and win, all you do is run faster than the other runners
Damn we didn't get to see the guy manipulate the stock market with his $1000 account 😂
"Manipulate" haha. These TikTok people always make me laugh with their ridiculous claims. 😂
That shady Asian guy could get millions by doing voice-over gigs.
"Come on man sheet."
Bro you have saved me so much money, best decision was subscribing to you’re channel. Here’s to a great 2021🥂
You must not be very bright if it took this guy to stop you from investing in scams....
@@gasdajuice3918 Beta male troll comment. I’m not you’re enemy bro, men are coming together now. Btw I was well aware that these “gurus “ long before his channel. Cheers 🥂
@@gasdajuice3918ur attacking the wrong enemy
"This guy is going to the church of pump" "May the pump be with you" "respect the pump" so many great quotes in this one
Guys, just buy low and sell high. If you are not a millionaire, I'm disappointed in you.
Buy high, sell low. Wake me up when the bubble ends.
Can you cover 'michael diaz' the quantum trading guy? He's running 40min plus ads, and it is the cringiest crap I've ever seen! I watched about 30mins of it - highly entertaining!
lmao
Just what I need to hear after a long, hard day’s work: TikTok influencers telling me that it’s really easy to make all that cash.
what are you a construction worker
@@GNMbg septic tank analyzer.
@@ctrl_the_id did you go to college for that or?
@@GNMbg sifu taught me.
Wow, is there nothing sifu can't do? Sifu taught me how to grow money trees! Wish I got into dendrology earlier.
Coffee’s content is the most authentic out of all the fake guru busters out there. Keep up the good work. Hope your channel grows bigger
I genuinely respect and believe the guy blazing and going into Robinhood with the "I don't know wtf I'm doing" mindset is going to make the most money out of everyone in that video lmao
ultimate 4D chess: short whatever tiktokers are saying to invest into
What do u think the tiktokrs are doing
shorting is very unwise in this bull market
Glad to see your channel growing in views and subs, Coffee! Hard work pays off!
Respect the pump guy is Ivan on Tech and he is just joking there. I watch his live show every day and he often has a decent outlook on the crypto market. You should interview him
Do you respect the pump though?
I jus Wanna know Wich vídeo He says that frase... Been searching but cant find It. Please leave the link If you can.
bro hes a scammer lmao wake the fuk up.
"just like investor Warren Buffett said ..." can be inserted into any scenario and youll automatically sound twice as smart!
I'm a loyal fan who's been watching your channel for over a year. Keep it up and don't retire.
P.S. You can fake retire again.
May the pump be with you! Also, wake and rake the stonk market.
Man, I really love your work and I get the one month of daily uploads (or you'll lose your hair) challenge. I've been so glad to have daily uploads to watch. But I can see in your eyes how exhausting this must've been, even though you are as good a host as ever. Just, you know, take a break after this month is done, you have a very loyal and supporting audience, so please don't put your phisycal and mental health second. Just saying! Thanks for all the great content!!
these people are basically saying if you bought chicken when it was cheap you would of got cheap chicken.
First guy believes in the pump more than Arnold does
He IS the pump !!
As soon as he said “bleep that out” my UA-cam went to the “something went wrong”screen and I sat there for 30 seconds assuming it was part of the video until I actually checked lmao
That second dude must be legit, did you see how realistic his sex doll looked?
Ah yes, my favourite segment: learning stocks from Tik Toks!
Soon we will all be millionaires... this person on Tik Tok told me so!! 😂
guy on face bookie thingy told me id be a trillionaire by investing from as low as 25 pound if i buy his class for 3 instalments of just 199!
Wait till the tide turns. Many never experienced a bear market. It’s not this easy to make money in normal times.
In a bear market the guy behind Rule #2 is not going to be making money with his strategy.
Can't you just buy puts in a bear market and make money?
@@patrickp2836 Yeah... but the newbies are so focused on the call options.
@@Robertperezshow Options have never been traded at this rate in history. It will be interesting to see how this plays out next bear cycle. I know I was always afraid of options before now, they might turn a bear into a bull quicker but we will see.
5:49 Once again, “I haven’t actually made money yet, but I totally will because I have a _strategy_ .”
One of my favourite videos you’ve made so far lmao! 😂 Glad you decided to allow yourself to be creative!
AAhhhh yes, the original outro warms my heart.
Thank you for this free course!
Thank you for the hook up at the end, for all us long-time viewers :) I wasn't subbed with this account, before, but I am now. I got so giddy when I heard "What do you get when you burn through your plastic stacks?" Loving the new content, but don't burn yourself out!
You do know that ‘Ivan on tech’ is joking when he says ‘respect the pump’... he’s got a dry sense of humour...
I’ve been studying the crypto space in detail for 3 years now... and blockchain is a brilliant innovation.
Lots of scammers out there.. with wild predictions... and shilling courses.. but ‘Ivan on tech’ is actually on of the decent ones..
I know enough about the tech to know good from bad with these guys.
Surprised you included him..
Ivan is horrible. Anyone with paid groups or newsletters that shill some shitcoin that they get paid to shill should not be listened to at all. Simple as that.
If you dont think he deserves to be in this video you have probably been sucked in. I'm a big bitcoin bull, but Ivan is trash.
@@360flip19 you entitled to your opinions... I watch a lot of crypto youtubers..
And Ivan does shill... they all do.. he’s quite open about it... and I’m sure not 100% transparent about every interest he has in everything he mentions..
But he’s a funny guy.., and you get used to filtering out the shill.. and he’s entertaining to have on in the background while trading..it just keeps you on top of the news.
And the ‘respect the pump’ line is a joke.. it’s meant to be funny.. but this video is making out he’s being serious., which is misleading...
For good crypto info... Chico crypto is a legend...
@@themekon Yup nothing wrong with watching for entertainment. It can actually be useful to get a sense of market sentiment. I would just caution against buying anything that is being shilled, especially by big channels. I try to avoid any youtuber who makes videos like "ada to $14!?!?!" Or "top 10 coins to 100x!!!!". I shit you not, I saw someone call for 100k eth this market cycle. I agree it's fun stuff to watch, but I find I learn nothing from that sort of content. A website like lookintobitcoin is a good source imo.
@@360flip19 there is much wisdom in this advice.... I actually find it useful to figure out which projects are being shilled by youtubers..and steer clear... even if it sounded promising.
There is something that always rings alarm bells when you suddenly see 2 or 3 youtubers suddenly pointing out the virtues of a specific project on the same day. They even sometimes use the same script. I do t know if you remember ‘unstoppable domains’.. they paid everyone at one point..
But a project that puts so much money into shilling is an alarm bell for sure..
But I do watch the like of ‘crypto zombie’..‘Ivan on tech’.. or even the supershill that is ‘suppoman’... with my guard firmly up..
100k eth this cycle... that’s some claim.. I think some of that just know the higher the headline.. the higher the viewer count... people want to hear positive things about things they own..
But.., ‘respect the pump’.....is funny.. and Ivan knows that.. he has fun with it.. goto ‘respect the pump’
@@themekon Fair enough, other than giving guys like suppo any ad revenue, I agree with much of what you said. May the pamp be with both of us and good luck in the market!!
Watching this now, I feel stupid how I did not realize that this was a bubble…
May I ask what happened?? Like did you invest your money in stocks and crypto or why do you feel stupid?
@@b33re40 I didn’t short stuff
Risk Management Man™ is back!!!
I bought GE when it bottomed out at around $5! I think I'll start a Masterclass now! 😁
Right after the commandment for Shabbat is “Respect the pump.”
My favourite quote is "Just Buy Tesla Calls". This news can help prove that were in a bit of a bubble cause there's so many "retail investors", when they lose money they sell,etc.....
The biggest problem I see people making is trying to have proper risk management. You want to take on as much risk as you can so that you can fly higher, dive deeper, and crash harder than ever before.
there is proper risk management - people just miss that money and risk management are 2 different things
Bro your the only channel I consistently watch. Thank u
the pumper is the true definition of europoor.
it's fascinating how i get entertained so well from investors and stocks when i dont have anything to do neither bitcoin nor stocks
I hate the flip down TV. It always scares tf outta me 😂
The dab guy is a legend😂
Haha I actually started watching the first guy a couple days ago on UA-cam - IvanOnTech. Trying to learn those PUMPAMENTALS 😂🤣🤣🤣
I suggest you watch Krowns crypto cave. He is a real trader unlike most of the UA-cam analysts.
@@kevingoodwin5253 thanks for the recommendation! Subbed n will check it out
@Joosy Jay thanks!
This mans videos are SERIOUSLY addictive.
Gotta respect Ivan on Tech ! hes an OG and actually a really down to earth guy despite this clip hahah
I’m so freaking happy you are making fun of Ivan on Tech “Respect Da Pump” 😂😂
wt f crypto scamer
Please Coffee make more of these videos, they're absolutely hilarious. You should make a video about the account managers who turn your $200 into $20,000.00 in just 7 days. You know the people, "expert" Mr. Donaldson or "expert" Ms. graham. The ones who just HAPPEN to have clients watching the exact same youtube videos that all their other clients are watching and recommending their services lmao
TIL coffee loves LOTR. How could I have ever liked this channel even more than I already did?
Another great one thank you zilla. We love you. PS when will your course be ready. I'd love to learn to be a great internet detective like you and what better way than learning from the best in the business. xoxo
Yes! I had to like this video, thanks for bringing the Cameo outro back and the outro song. I love that song!
Pump, pump the jam!
Coffee's, going off to syndicated cable. Boys about to get paid. You're like the hardest working UA-camr ever. You deserve it.
You took Ivan's clip out of context, he was being sarcastic.
Pumpamentals joke
This is more comedy than real life. Thats what keeps me coming back
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Ivan on tech is pretty good man I think he's messing around about the pumps thing coffee, love your content though long time subscriber
I’m glad you like the content, but the real question is... do you respect the PUMP Ben?
@@Coffeezilla 🤣🤣 taking profits is a good way to respect the pumps. I invest as appose to trade so I just hold for the long term
I've seen his manipulation
Ivan on Tech Will rotate daily between two thumbnails: "watch out dump on Monday" and "big pump (time sensitive)"
@@frenchman69420 and programmer explains lmao
2:34 !!! OMG !!! My favorite fake guru!
Ivan "gogogoogogog"
"Guyths Guyths, it may go up, it may go down, who knowths, guyths guyths"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
No one talks about the risk, the taxes , commissions . Everyone wants the Robinhood million dollar accounts!
They really don't, these people have given all the guys who actually day trade or invest in stocks a horrible name. I thought Wall Street was the pinnacle but these fake gurus are much worse
Xrp is up 600% so far this year. Bought at 0.17c. Life is good. Great content like always bro.
hehe
Rule number 9:
Cocaine 💔😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is low-key funny af
bro i am cying in every video, this is more funny than everything on youtube
If anyone believes anything they see on tiktok needs medical help.
Their good at arts and crafts...so? That's pretty cool.
@@TheLazyEconomist that's the only creditable part
@@TheLazyEconomist Like 1%. They *carry* the app.
@@TheLazyEconomist Watch for entertainment. Taking financial advice from Tiktok, NO.
Apparently, people on Tik Tok were recommending people in Texas should turn on their gas stoves and leave them open to heat their homes...
Tik Tok should've been banned, change my mind.
In investing in stock market dont listen to the herd (pump) if that's the meaning. Instead, do your due diligence to research on what company to buy. Remember your money your responsibility. Thanks bro Coffee for this video, filipino fan here :)
"Options day trading" Well that is recipe for a disaster :O
My strategy is I see a stock going down and I buy it. Then when it stops going down, I just sell it. This pays for my whole lifestyle.
I guess I don't know when this was filmed. But ol girl's penny stock that was "ready to explode" is now down at $1.06. I am no expert but that sounds more like implode.
As a major stoner, and dab taker, watching someone casually try to take a dab and do stocks made my year XD
Respect the pump 😂
The first one is Ivan on Tech. That was a livestream and not something people pay for (yes he does sell courses). His message with respect the pump is to embrace the hype cycles of crypto and not see them as a bad thing.
Yep took your advice and did a 180' XRP BABY LET"S DO THIS BOYS!!!!!!
Wallstreetbets got a shoutout 💪
Hahah Ivan was being sarcastic 😂 that’s kind of like his meme, and no this isn’t from a course that clip is just from his live streams here on UA-cam.
Letchi A for sure, no one is all good I know that. I am just referring to this Clip itself the whole respect the pump thing is a meme, just jesting. I’ve never joined his webinar and don’t plan on it, just like the livestreams.
Could quite possibly be my new favorite show "stocks with tik toks"
I literally laughed so hard L O L L M F A O
COFFEE W ONE PUMP