TikTok Traders Are Insane

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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2021
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    This video is an opinion and in no way should be construed as statements of fact. Scams, bad business opportunities, and fake gurus are subjective terms that mean different things to different people. I think someone who promises $100K/month for an upfront fee of $2K is a scam. Others would call it a Napoleon Hill pitch.
    #TikTok #Stocks #Crypto
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  • @Spankster.
    @Spankster. 2 роки тому +6625

    Imagine calling up your financial advisor and he says "I have a feeling Elon Musk is gonna put out a tweet"

    • @mielvanvelzen5967
      @mielvanvelzen5967 2 роки тому +533

      "Many analysts including myself believe that Elon musk is gonna put out a tweet"

    • @marion.saturn
      @marion.saturn 2 роки тому +49

      I'm gonna give him a promotion

    • @suprtroopr1028
      @suprtroopr1028 2 роки тому +59

      Imagine if they were actually going through financial advisers, 3 bottles in, yelling "if you say 'YOLO to the moon' one more time, I'M taking all your money instead of the hedge funds!"

    • @angrycollector7012
      @angrycollector7012 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @Jono793
      @Jono793 2 роки тому +36

      In terms of Crypto, Musk is a walking market manipulation!

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome 3 роки тому +1821

    Apparently you earn a degree in finance once you create a tik tok account

    • @gokuafrica
      @gokuafrica 3 роки тому +52

      It comes free with the account

    • @yotcca
      @yotcca 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah I wonder what I’m doing getting a finance degree from uni, might as well open a TikTok account

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 3 роки тому +24

      "many analysts and including myself agree"

    • @suyashwaghmare3911
      @suyashwaghmare3911 3 роки тому +3

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 fake

    • @vincemcsenile7318
      @vincemcsenile7318 3 роки тому

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 लानत है आप घोटाला कलाकार भी इस पृष्ठ पर पहुँच गए हैं? तुम सब दयनीय हो। आप कभी भी कुछ भी नहीं करेंगे।

  • @superdragonzero1
    @superdragonzero1 Рік тому +374

    The longer I live on this planet, the more I understand why roosters start their day screaming.

    • @kanatran64
      @kanatran64 6 місяців тому +10

      Totally underrated comment

    • @LatoyaOKAY
      @LatoyaOKAY 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @amsbeats841
      @amsbeats841 2 місяці тому +4

      AroooooooooooOOOOOOOO (cries in existential dread)

    • @LalleMangaming
      @LalleMangaming 11 днів тому +1

      lmao

  • @skurbee_
    @skurbee_ Рік тому +687

    This is so much more enjoyable to watch 18ish months later. Doge is worth about 0.06 right now, or 10x less than when that TikTok was posted. Truly an amazing financial analyst we have on our hands. And only 16 years old!

    • @Snout007
      @Snout007 Рік тому +40

      To the moooooon, baby!

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +46

      Even Bitcoin has been harshly affected by FTX’s sudden colapse. The entire crypto market is crashing. What Coffeezilla said about the bubble was so clearly on point.

    • @christiandruan
      @christiandruan Рік тому

      Crypto never had any actual value. The only “value” it has was being a get rich quick scheme.

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson Рік тому +5

      It's all about taking peoples money, it's not legit advice

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Рік тому +9

      @@Lucaz99 oh no! Anyway 😂

  • @ADT2525
    @ADT2525 3 роки тому +2604

    That first dude is just trying to make his $50 back on doge coin.

    • @angadskate28
      @angadskate28 3 роки тому +26

      Lmao

    • @photoluke1499
      @photoluke1499 2 роки тому +49

      I feel personally attacked by this comment 🤣

    • @Toven_WaveWatcherFi
      @Toven_WaveWatcherFi 2 роки тому +1

      @#Blockchain LESS GOOOOOO

    • @justsheeeps134
      @justsheeeps134 2 роки тому +13

      Im surprised when he said eth has the same foundation/ same thing as doge lmao

    • @KingvGio
      @KingvGio 2 роки тому +1

      @@photoluke1499 How about now?

  • @InvestingBookSummaries
    @InvestingBookSummaries 3 роки тому +2927

    That guy that said he had a yacht and called people poor is exactly what a coked up wallstreet trader in the 90s would look like and say.

    • @mariahg2208
      @mariahg2208 3 роки тому +123

      I feel like that's a lot of people's attitudes nowadays is just that. Which is grotesque. Everyone wants to be rich quick nowadays. That guy just expressed in and put it into words in a very obnoxious and nasty way.

    • @zProSniP3r
      @zProSniP3r 3 роки тому +137

      except he was ironic

    • @Syrxen
      @Syrxen 2 роки тому +66

      @@zProSniP3r I don't understand how it's not dead obvious

    • @GabbieCh
      @GabbieCh 2 роки тому +29

      @@Syrxen Yes, it was obviously funny 😃

    • @skepticalrebekah
      @skepticalrebekah 2 роки тому +11

      You mean a coked up tiktoker in the ‘20s?

  • @ryanr1945
    @ryanr1945 Рік тому +736

    That aged REALLY WELL when doge is currently worth 10c on the dollar and ether is $1257 a share.

    • @alexbuckenham1663
      @alexbuckenham1663 Рік тому +66

      1c not 10c so it's even worse lol

    • @Life-hj4zi
      @Life-hj4zi Рік тому +1

      Lel

    • @TSARMOTAF
      @TSARMOTAF Рік тому

      As far as i know, the dude that had all that dodge in the video didn't sell. If so, what a moron.

    • @TheNameIsFreddy
      @TheNameIsFreddy Рік тому +4

      A share btw

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 Рік тому +9

      Ether isn't good either really, but has a first (or technically kind of second in this case) to market advantage. Could take some years, but the vast majority of people buying/hyping ether are just speculators who want quick money.
      They'll rationalize it however they want, and power to em. But the flaws are blatant and not going anywhere anytime soon apparently

  • @TXEENT
    @TXEENT 10 місяців тому +94

    "Many analysts including myself", I stopped right there, called my loan shark and I'm going all in.
    That real estate clip was pretty accurate, especially during the pandemic craze.

  • @thenationofpeacock3309
    @thenationofpeacock3309 3 роки тому +3825

    If you’re getting financial advice from TikTok, then you deserve to lose your money.

    • @yep_2431
      @yep_2431 3 роки тому +29

      People broke, no one deserves broker

    • @yep_2431
      @yep_2431 3 роки тому +107

      Hate the scammers not the scammed

    • @duggybuckets7763
      @duggybuckets7763 3 роки тому +25

      There are actually some good tips on TikTok in general and some videos have good financial advice

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 роки тому +6

      Its the new Bloomberg terminal, get with the times.

    • @thenationofpeacock3309
      @thenationofpeacock3309 3 роки тому +114

      @@yep_2431 play stupid games, win stupid prizes

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass 3 роки тому +4864

    If Doge goes to $1000, I’ll be worth more than the US Air Force

    • @kitno6415
      @kitno6415 2 роки тому +80

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 it will reach 1 dollar, maybe in 2 years

    • @desmondwatson9079
      @desmondwatson9079 2 роки тому +51

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 Too long? Why the hell does time matter? Doge can definitely hit $1 but it has to have the hype and people ultimately need to have a reason to buy it other than just flipping it.

    • @desmondwatson9079
      @desmondwatson9079 2 роки тому +23

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 If you need money now you shouldn’t be investing, gambling is what you should be doing. So we’re not talking about those people. I bought $514 of Doge 2.5 years ago, sure it took a while, but I made a lot more than I invested (that’s the plan). You mean to tell me the only reason you should invest is to make money now? Do you understand how ignorant you sound? 😂
      You saying you’d rather day trade tells me all I need to know. Most day traders (especially the less-experienced) lose more money than they make.
      Edit: If we’re talking about the use and overall fundamentals of Doge right now then I agree it’s not a good investment. It only moves with hype and you can’t spend them on anything, but investing a little is better than missing out completely. IMO

    • @nunalex
      @nunalex 2 роки тому +11

      @LoS fan 🙌🏾 what you want is gambling, trading as you see it isn't investing, it's a 50-50 game

    • @shivinshaji
      @shivinshaji 2 роки тому +5

      And it will happen in a week 😂

  • @dylan-2169
    @dylan-2169 Рік тому +118

    One year later….. doge coin still never broke .75 cents

    • @apurplekiwi2239
      @apurplekiwi2239 Рік тому +40

      Just wait bro this is still bear market bro keep buying bro it's about to blow up bro

    • @Reddrik
      @Reddrik Рік тому +2

      @@apurplekiwi2239 LOL

    • @ayushsharma8804
      @ayushsharma8804 Рік тому +8

      It's going to $10 quadrillion per coin

    • @colejosephalexanderkashay683
      @colejosephalexanderkashay683 Рік тому +2

      as compared to etherium and bitcoin, Doge decreased by the lowest percentage of the three

    • @fartexplosion4480
      @fartexplosion4480 Рік тому +2

      @@apurplekiwi2239 just wait bro, just trust me on this, even if crypto, the decentralised, unregulated currency gets regulated, it'll blow up bro

  • @mariobaic6180
    @mariobaic6180 Рік тому +38

    Yacht? My dude, Alaskan crab farmers got bigger fishing boats than that. Calling that a yacht is like calling a goldfish,a "shark".

    • @plaguepug2091
      @plaguepug2091 10 місяців тому +1

      Bro they had bigger boats than that in the 1400s

    • @Coffee17990
      @Coffee17990 8 місяців тому

      @@plaguepug2091I’ve seen canoes longer than that

  • @MaxAukshunas
    @MaxAukshunas 3 роки тому +881

    I'm firing my financial advisor and hiring the kid in the Astros hat

    • @jamesw9250
      @jamesw9250 3 роки тому +23

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 such a bad attempt it’s almost cute

    • @bryang8692
      @bryang8692 3 роки тому +24

      Astros cap means he's willing to bend the rules just like everyone else to be the best.

    • @tylerprivette6036
      @tylerprivette6036 3 роки тому

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 Reporting pretenders like you starts to feel good after a while.

    • @chevelle321
      @chevelle321 3 роки тому +2

      His gonna cheat your way to financial success

    • @askmemum
      @askmemum 3 роки тому +2

      An honest baseball team is there ever was one

  • @shocknawe
    @shocknawe 3 роки тому +880

    “When I was 13, I used to say give it a year. Now that I’m so much older, 16, and hardened by reality, I know where you should invest your life savings.”

    • @finickybits8055
      @finickybits8055 2 роки тому +162

      I'm reminded of a tweet I once saw:
      "You need to talk to people with the confidence of a 13-year-old who's smoked pot twice, who's talking to a 13-year-old who's smoked pot once."
      I grinned all day from that visual.

    • @shocknawe
      @shocknawe 2 роки тому +16

      @@finickybits8055 Im hysterical from this. I really needed that one, John.
      Fak, mate. The world sucks.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 2 роки тому +29

      A 16 year old should actually be taking way more risk than Dogecoin. He needs something way more speculative if he's going to turn his $58 into a retirement.

    • @bardsamok9221
      @bardsamok9221 11 місяців тому +7

      @@LarsLarsen77 like what? robbing banks?

  • @craigstoner2632
    @craigstoner2632 Рік тому +45

    This is why it's important to know history. There is nothing new here, from the motives of buyers and sellers to easily refutable claims.

  • @why6212
    @why6212 Рік тому +334

    Can you imagine how we possibly ended up in a recession now?

    • @ddylun
      @ddylun Рік тому +12

      I was thinking the same thing this whole video

    • @Vvopat96
      @Vvopat96 Рік тому +9

      Are you actually wondering because it's pretty simple answer, everyone has extra money = money worth less = inflation = fed increases interest rates = nobody can loan money = money is expensive = nobody has money = nobody has money to invest = everything falls

    • @fitnerdchronicles
      @fitnerdchronicles Рік тому +4

      @@Vvopat96 Whoosh

    • @c17b
      @c17b Рік тому

      @@fitnerdchronicles he’s right tho

    • @fitnerdchronicles
      @fitnerdchronicles Рік тому +7

      @@c17b Who, Vompatti? He's not lol. everyone has extra money = nobody has money? I'm not going to elaborate any further it's a waste of time. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

  • @TomNashTV
    @TomNashTV 3 роки тому +1864

    The next Barren Wufett

    • @TheXrythmicXtongue
      @TheXrythmicXtongue 3 роки тому +5

      💀💀

    • @pandainvestingco
      @pandainvestingco 3 роки тому +8

      Nah, the next Tom Nash...... Allegedly! Lol

    • @CampbellsUniverse
      @CampbellsUniverse 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @SR-zi1pw
      @SR-zi1pw 3 роки тому +3

      Empty wufett

    • @hurdur6828
      @hurdur6828 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOLOOLOLLLLLLLL LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +1613

    So you're telling me that if I buy 333 Dogecoins at 0.50 cents a piece that an initial investment of $166.5 will eventually balloon to nearly a million dollars ( $999,000 ) if Dogecoin reaches the ludicrous price of $3000 within a few months? That sounds reasonable ... in a world where pigs can fly and when rain comes in the form of actual cats & dogs.

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 3 роки тому +105

      Market cap bigger than all known value on earth.... Pretty reasonable to me tbh

    • @maratmkhitaryan9723
      @maratmkhitaryan9723 3 роки тому +16

      Actually it's pretty real. When you trade USD/Coin to move the prices up or down you just need to create TRADES. It's unspecified how much you need to buy/sell to move prices up or down. When people say there is 2 trillion dollars in crypto, that doesn't mean there is ACTUAL 2 trillion dollars. That means all the coins price * all the coins current emission. As you all know, most of the bitcoins are lost and they now cost a lot of money. Thats why market cap is so big.

    • @vincemcsenile7318
      @vincemcsenile7318 3 роки тому +5

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199
      तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

    • @nesultimate3854
      @nesultimate3854 3 роки тому +6

      Cats and doges

    • @jockrockwell3947
      @jockrockwell3947 3 роки тому +3

      bitcoin cash guys bitcoin cash, its always the coin thats useable and nobody is talking about that takes off next..

  • @stonkman3091
    @stonkman3091 Рік тому +375

    This aged well.

    • @Xetarine
      @Xetarine Рік тому +9

      Extremely well...

    • @thomasbuck303
      @thomasbuck303 Рік тому +12

      Yeah doge coin currently worth $.07

    • @dotanuki3371
      @dotanuki3371 Рік тому +19

      it's not all bad, the guy with the pile of wood did ok

    • @rodrigorodriguez509
      @rodrigorodriguez509 Рік тому +2

      Once you get to be coffee's age it's really not that difficult to identify the biggest idiots in the world

  • @MashaRistova
    @MashaRistova Рік тому +424

    Lmao the girl who bought AMC at $15…. Today it’s worth $8

    • @YukiGibson
      @YukiGibson Рік тому +13

      lmao, just noticed that

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting Рік тому +7

      Pump It

    • @richcooop
      @richcooop Рік тому +42

      Yeah but she bought it right before it jumped up to like $300

    • @michaelsean09
      @michaelsean09 Рік тому +8

      Wonder if day trading is still her hobby

    • @andreklingler8666
      @andreklingler8666 Рік тому

      @@michaelsean09 lmao if you look at the day this video was made, around May 2021 is right before AMC jumped up about 6x to 70$ so she actually made hella if she sold and wasnt retarded.

  • @bennyrodriguez8788
    @bennyrodriguez8788 3 роки тому +165

    A house in California can be $500,000 dollars a regular one, a mansion in Texas $500,000 dollars... and if you want to move to Oklahoma for $500,000 dollars you can buy the State.

    • @KangaMoose34
      @KangaMoose34 3 роки тому +35

      Well, Then you would have to live in Oklahoma

    • @sorrychangedmyusername3594
      @sorrychangedmyusername3594 3 роки тому +26

      You can buy an entire subregion in South East Asia with that type of money.

    • @glidemusic1023
      @glidemusic1023 3 роки тому

      @@KangaMoose34 Lucky me

    • @IeeIee778
      @IeeIee778 Рік тому

      @@glidemusic1023 let me stay PLEASE

  • @successwithstacee9290
    @successwithstacee9290 3 роки тому +193

    The secret to wealth is screaming.

  • @CrispyLink
    @CrispyLink Рік тому +40

    5:35 I'm a woodworker and I must say I agree with your analysis. This man must be a billionaire based on the prices of lumber even now, let alone a year ago.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 4 місяці тому +1

      all he'll need to do is sell a kindey and go into eye-watering debt to buy a house.

  • @8BLOO8
    @8BLOO8 Рік тому +56

    Sigh I knew some people who invested in the whole Doge coin and Game Stop thing and I didn’t even know they did it until afterwards. These are people who I would normally consider pretty smart and rational so it was just so sad to see people close to home being tricked too :(

    • @alexaecho4273
      @alexaecho4273 Рік тому +1

      Yea those actions are of a pretty smart person

    • @j3en534
      @j3en534 Рік тому +1

      It was a classic RuneScape scam with a few people at the top saying let’s hold it, meanwhile they’re busy selling.

    • @sega64official
      @sega64official Рік тому +1

      You're acting as if the market never recovers and won't ever recover lol.
      Check Doge in 2-3 years. Your friends will be fine.

    • @sega64official
      @sega64official Рік тому

      @@j3en534If you looked at a chart, you'd see crypto recovered harder after it crashed every time. I've survived bear markets like this one over and over and over again.
      Must be a sad life being a passive aggressive internet bully.

    • @j3en534
      @j3en534 Рік тому +1

      @@sega64official I’m just sayin man at the end of the day someone loses and with coins based on memes it’s certainly not the people promoting them

  • @bardoomguy
    @bardoomguy 3 роки тому +464

    I like that boat guy. So humble and down to earth =))

    • @Mggggssss
      @Mggggssss 2 роки тому +8

      cringe

    • @brianleavenger9569
      @brianleavenger9569 2 роки тому +11

      i believe it was sarcasm and a joke!

    • @billbojangles3992
      @billbojangles3992 2 роки тому +14

      I don't know about him in general but his brain is definitely burried down to earth

    • @marcussteinde468
      @marcussteinde468 2 роки тому +15

      @@billbojangles3992 pretty sure it was satire lol

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides 2 роки тому

      sniff sniff

  • @Nxgtn
    @Nxgtn 2 роки тому +1349

    The 16 year old who can’t buy stocks is giving stock tips😂💀🤦‍♂️

    • @Bolling0
      @Bolling0 2 роки тому +3

      Why don't you think he can buy stocks

    • @prod.reallywill1818
      @prod.reallywill1818 2 роки тому +164

      @@Bolling0 he’s not old enough to open account unless his parents let him

    • @carterwilson3568
      @carterwilson3568 2 роки тому +53

      @@Bolling0 he could open a custodial account in NA but he’s still much too inexperienced to be giving “financial advice”

    • @StarComet7
      @StarComet7 2 роки тому +35

      @@Bolling0 bc in pretty much any where you cant even open a stocks account even less purschase stocks yourself

    • @jjs8426
      @jjs8426 2 роки тому

      @@Bolling0 no not really

  • @S0l1dZ3r0
    @S0l1dZ3r0 2 роки тому +75

    I once tried to buy a condo on a Saturday and the owners said they weren't accepting offers until Monday. I knew they wanted a bidding war and I did not want to be involved with that BS. I offered them $100 over their asking price that day and they took it 🤣

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost Рік тому +2

      Hopefully not in crypto?

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 Рік тому +12

      @@Skoopyghost If you bought something tangible with your crypto as opposed to more/different crypto schemes, that's a win in my book. They don't let you go down to the supermarket and buy a six-pack of Coca-Cola with a 1% stake in the Coca-Cola Company.

    • @bilsid
      @bilsid Рік тому

      they would have accepted a lower offer

    • @S0l1dZ3r0
      @S0l1dZ3r0 Рік тому +4

      @@bilsid Maybe. I didn't want to be too insulting though. That unit had been renovated and was only a few hundred dollars difference in price from a unit which had 4 student tenants in it and had not been renovated in the same building.

  • @yuhaowen9862
    @yuhaowen9862 Рік тому +75

    If you check the doge coin price history, you'll find that this video was published almost right at the peak (so far). What a legend.

  • @henri2104
    @henri2104 3 роки тому +414

    As Warren Buffett once said "everyone is genius is a bull market"

    • @patchpatch4008
      @patchpatch4008 3 роки тому +22

      Very true, when things are charging full ahead everyone becomes over confident and take bad positions

    • @mariomario9990
      @mariomario9990 3 роки тому +7

      As long as you have time and do basic research on what you hold, you accumulate during down times. At least intelligent people should

    • @budgetking2591
      @budgetking2591 3 роки тому +6

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 reported :)

    • @guunyu321
      @guunyu321 3 роки тому

      I think that was Mark Cuban who said that

    • @henri2104
      @henri2104 3 роки тому +17

      @@guunyu321 "In a bull market, everybody's a genius. But a bear market reveals who's got what it takes to achieve long-term success" is what Warren Buffett said, Mark Cuban just said the part about everyone being geniuses

  • @hoastbeef1202
    @hoastbeef1202 3 роки тому +252

    The problem with social media: people with no life experience telling other people with no life experience how to think and behave. Sad!

  • @javaskull88
    @javaskull88 2 роки тому +5

    You called the peak a few months early, but your analysis was spot on. The people are insane.

  • @danielhennessy6631
    @danielhennessy6631 2 роки тому +4

    As you said near the end of this video, the incentive that drives these alt coins is the same mechanism that drove penny stocks. The idea of turning 3000% is so appealing to some they don't even care about the underlying. Kinda like the lottery.

  • @IsUserADuck
    @IsUserADuck 2 роки тому +213

    "Many analysts, including myself" :D the sheer arrogance of this phrase :D

  • @zayneytem
    @zayneytem 3 роки тому +64

    Context for 5:26, there's actually a huge wood shortage in multiple states in the USA. Practically a valid flex.

    • @lewisgreenhalgh7546
      @lewisgreenhalgh7546 3 роки тому +1

      It's not a real shortage it's manipulation.

    • @zayneytem
      @zayneytem 3 роки тому

      @@lewisgreenhalgh7546 interesting. 🤔
      Got any proof or sources on that?

    • @lewisgreenhalgh7546
      @lewisgreenhalgh7546 3 роки тому +1

      @@zayneytem Hey yes. I mean for a start we never really have shortages it is just price manipulation to makes us bums pay more for shit.
      Google reallygraceful and watch her latest video. Let me know what you think.

    • @zayneytem
      @zayneytem 3 роки тому

      @@lewisgreenhalgh7546 just finished it- it certainly makes a lot of sense. But so far it's still speculation. Would like to know if its proven in court sometime soon. The driver's statement is an anecdotal evidence still.
      Certainly a good watch thougy. Thanks mate.

  • @dwalden3361
    @dwalden3361 Рік тому +2

    Love the call outs. You earned a subscriber

  • @Eye_Rant
    @Eye_Rant Рік тому +1

    It’s good to come back to these and see how these insane claims failed miserably

  • @dragosdinu7130
    @dragosdinu7130 3 роки тому +695

    Dude, you are a breath of fresh air in this crazy crazy world that we live in. The crypto phenomenon has given rise to a ton of self proclaimed experts and analysts.

    • @cameronjohn604
      @cameronjohn604 Рік тому +14

      Beyond insane. Don't worry, cold hard reality is on it's way. BTC to zero by 2023.

    • @ethanl440
      @ethanl440 Рік тому +5

      @@cameronjohn604 I hope

    • @belhinaniabdelkhalek6481
      @belhinaniabdelkhalek6481 Рік тому +9

      @@cameronjohn604 5 months later after your comment,it's still going down lol

    • @vcassano9775
      @vcassano9775 Рік тому +1

      Be careful, you’re gonna hurt their feelings

    • @manmeetsingh491
      @manmeetsingh491 2 місяці тому

      @AntiochEthereal tbf back then crypto unregulated a lot and a lot of crypto scams were happening, its changed a lot now.

  • @tanisitalia1970
    @tanisitalia1970 2 роки тому +187

    Funny enough, investing in lumber would have actually been a great play.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 2 роки тому +2

      Do you have a wearhouse?

    • @tanisitalia1970
      @tanisitalia1970 2 роки тому +20

      @@elonmust7470 meant lumber stocks, like WY or PCH. at the time of the video they were at highs

  • @jeffwhitelock1013
    @jeffwhitelock1013 2 роки тому +1

    This is GREAT i love this!! You need to do this more!

  • @mr.marketoriginal3808
    @mr.marketoriginal3808 3 роки тому +222

    Coffee Godzilla, you are probably the most hated person by these tiktokers! 🤣

    • @charminarchaupal
      @charminarchaupal 3 роки тому +1

      No that would be carryminati

    • @zayneytem
      @zayneytem 3 роки тому +3

      Nah, they all hate themselves to the core. Except the narcissistic ones, they hate everyone else equally.

    • @feelingallrai
      @feelingallrai 2 роки тому

      Didn't someone hire a third-party to doxx him?

  • @ajthevillageidiot
    @ajthevillageidiot 3 роки тому +137

    We live in a time where 'YOLOed all your money' is an actual phrase!

  • @xolampungose
    @xolampungose Рік тому

    The situation is very much saddening

  • @OriginalCovfefe
    @OriginalCovfefe Рік тому +36

    Tiktok traders and most youtube traders are a joke. They only read charts and make baseless price predictions based on said charts and are wrong almost all the time. To call themselves “analysts” are a joke, to say the least

  • @fanenthusiast3802
    @fanenthusiast3802 3 роки тому +81

    We're in a yoloconomy. Which I'm pretty sure is a bubble.

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 роки тому

      Yolonomics is the now. More evidence the world has gone insane

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 3 роки тому

      The cryptocurrency cycle works that way. These people will get rekt when the bear market comes

    • @ayeansh
      @ayeansh 3 роки тому

      @@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult here it is..

  • @ricky4665
    @ricky4665 3 роки тому +246

    Every time I need to convince someone to follow my opinion, I'll start my sentence with "Many analysts including myself believe..."

    • @sammyjones8279
      @sammyjones8279 11 місяців тому +6

      And end it with "My source is I made it the fuck up" 😂

    • @jonathanfairchild
      @jonathanfairchild 8 місяців тому +1

      My source is “trust me, bro”

  • @MitChHic
    @MitChHic 2 роки тому

    Had to comeback to this its to good. ty

  • @tookay4ever
    @tookay4ever 3 роки тому +483

    The dude showed us a 35k boat made in the early 2000s and he’s like a Yacht

    • @sowishful
      @sowishful 3 роки тому +67

      Bruh no fucking cap 😂😂 mans showed the tiniest boat you can buy

    • @alexandersherman419
      @alexandersherman419 3 роки тому +33

      That "yacht" is a Hatteras motor yacht is definitely not 35k

    • @tookay4ever
      @tookay4ever 3 роки тому +5

      @@alexandersherman419 true I was thinking MSRP

    • @MontanaWeatherby
      @MontanaWeatherby 2 роки тому +11

      but, MONEY MONEY MONEY!

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 2 роки тому +37

      The best part is he doesn't even own it. That's why he's not on it.

  • @EM-wt6qe
    @EM-wt6qe 3 роки тому +160

    $3,000 DOGE would mean a 93T market cap which would mean it's worth about 2x all of the companies listed on the Dow Jones, NASDAQ, and S&P

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 роки тому +8

      Some of the online doge hype squad are dellusional. I wonder about the quality of research they do if we can call it that.

    • @SoldJesus4Crack
      @SoldJesus4Crack 3 роки тому +10

      3000 would mean 129billion coins x 3000
      so way more lol
      itd be worth as much as all top index funds combined

    • @christianvaldez755
      @christianvaldez755 3 роки тому +2

      Loool

    • @MARKCRASTO
      @MARKCRASTO 3 роки тому +12

      It would be worth 3 times the global GDP at $3000 a coin

    • @roschma
      @roschma 3 роки тому +1

      You just have to believe.

  • @123batina
    @123batina 2 роки тому +1

    As an elect professional securities trader I must admit this was one of the most painful videos I have seen in a while.
    So many books Ive read, articles, discount cash flow analisys to make sense of the market cap and future prediction...
    While kids are: oh, woke up this morning to do a little daytrading. You see - this stock was 15$, now its 11$, good buy.
    Or: Yeah, if we all buy - it goes up, we are all rich.

  • @codymenesini5102
    @codymenesini5102 3 роки тому +253

    I’ve spent the past 3 days explaining to doge people why it’s fundamentally impossible for it to go much past a dollar. They are a different breed man.

    • @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish
      @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish 3 роки тому +22

      Why is that if you don't mind me asking? I don't have a dog in this fight, just curious

    • @blessedafricarains6429
      @blessedafricarains6429 3 роки тому +19

      @@Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish Pun intended ?

    • @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish
      @Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish 3 роки тому +31

      @@blessedafricarains6429 actually it was punintentional

    • @yupcrazy...5465
      @yupcrazy...5465 3 роки тому

      Why not ?

    • @djBlindFaith
      @djBlindFaith 3 роки тому +30

      There’s 130 billion Doge... 116 million Eth... as time goes on the supply of Doge increases... that alone will drive down the price... make ya money and get out, put your profits to work on something else

  • @mchase4
    @mchase4 3 роки тому +1569

    And now AMC hit $70 yesterday. Life isn’t real anymore. Lol.

    • @michaelwilliams2341
      @michaelwilliams2341 3 роки тому +48

      @10:41-10:47

    • @louxuan1
      @louxuan1 3 роки тому +9

      @@michaelwilliams2341 the best part lololol

    • @RJTradess
      @RJTradess 3 роки тому +83

      Maybe if people didn’t naked short illegally it wouldnt happen

    • @jusrome2037
      @jusrome2037 3 роки тому +78

      @@RJTradess but coffeezilla won’t even bother mentioning naked shorts ? That’s the reason why we hold AMC,

    • @RJTradess
      @RJTradess 3 роки тому +15

      @@jusrome2037 he’s focused on finding the next scam to make fun of I guess

  • @smiledawg
    @smiledawg Рік тому +1

    This is my favorite Coffee video

  • @markstilig7378
    @markstilig7378 2 роки тому

    great video buddy ..keep going

  • @mrmercedes745
    @mrmercedes745 3 роки тому +216

    Nice to see Doge sitting at .31 cents atm, definitely feeling $3,000 optimistic!

    • @applejambers7674
      @applejambers7674 2 роки тому +24

      I will eat a chunk of uranium of doge even reaches $2.50

    • @aty4282
      @aty4282 2 роки тому +1

      @@applejambers7674 *pays you 3 bucks*
      Dew it!

    • @nicoladyamniuk8817
      @nicoladyamniuk8817 2 роки тому

      Time to but the dip! Lolw

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 2 роки тому +1

      @@applejambers7674 ok guys let’s pump doge coin

    • @toddlewis5567
      @toddlewis5567 2 роки тому +3

      9 months later below 0.15 cents so comical.....

  • @daposubair2903
    @daposubair2903 3 роки тому +1543

    I feel like Elon musk is running some kind of social experiment with this, it's absolutely hilarious

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 роки тому +136

      The fact that he tweeted that he wanted to make cat-girls real and that blew up, I feel like he’s just trolling to see how people react. Indeed the best social experiment

    • @SantiagoDuke69
      @SantiagoDuke69 3 роки тому +74

      He’s either proving people will follow celebrities and millionaires no matter what the statement could be. It can be a hype a trend or pick me situation. He’s showing most ppl that this world can be run by attention in some cases but big ups to the comments above 👆🏻

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 роки тому +26

      @@SantiagoDuke69 Exactly. To your point, based upon what Musk tweets or mentions in statements, stocks and crypto can rise and fall exponentially. It’s uncanny that someone could have that much of a sway over a market

    • @itsrainingcatsanddogs
      @itsrainingcatsanddogs 3 роки тому +2

      But that doge1 mission seems to be a thing worth the potential, isn't it?

    • @BrodyLuv2
      @BrodyLuv2 3 роки тому +25

      He thinks WE ARE A SIMULATION .
      He is in a psychosis that will cost the Earth, literally.

  • @AngelicaNyqvist
    @AngelicaNyqvist Рік тому +1

    Me listening to the talk about buying in Texas going "yep yep yep yep". Now Im sad.

  • @jakesux7250
    @jakesux7250 Рік тому +19

    The one with the dude laying on the lumber pile was actually pretty funny

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 3 роки тому +40

    Wait till you hear this: Many experts including me, believe that we have absolutely no idea of what we're talking about.

  • @justincarroll1836
    @justincarroll1836 3 роки тому +43

    I mean the problem with these folks is that while they "have" a million dollars they have to sell their meme coin to liquidate it, which will tank the value. In other words, you have a very volatile position

  • @robertbeisert3315
    @robertbeisert3315 Рік тому

    I am monting a new coin, the "Musical Chair"
    Everyone goes around and around, bidding up the value of the coin, buying and selling and then...music stops, rug is pulled.
    The object of the game is to not be holding the bag. It's in the TOS, too, on like page 53, so you can't say you weren't warned.

  • @435wesley
    @435wesley 5 місяців тому

    I’ve watched a ton of coffezilla and it’s all had substance paired with quality content. But this one made me chuckle more than any episode. Memenomics😂 hilarious😂

  • @kevinnsude8692
    @kevinnsude8692 3 роки тому +62

    The pumpamentals😂😂

  • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
    @ShadowSaberBaroxio 3 роки тому +81

    "The only thing worse than Tik Tok advice is probably UA-cam advice"
    -Advice I heard on UA-cam.

  • @Planck944
    @Planck944 Місяць тому

    As a particle and quantum physicist, I appreciate you mentioning us😂😂 9:49

  • @Rohit-wc7go
    @Rohit-wc7go Рік тому +4

    Would love a follow up on these guys.

  • @arcadian3090
    @arcadian3090 3 роки тому +46

    Imagine: An entire office space full of tik tok traders scrambling across the room yelling, "GUYS ELON MUSK IS ABOUT TO TWEET DOGECOIN".
    Spoiler, Elon never tweeted.

  • @AcidxAnarchy
    @AcidxAnarchy 3 роки тому +66

    The even more "substantially" moronic thing about the robinhood guy is that he doesn't even own 180k worth of actual doge coin. Robinhood does, and at any time they could screw him out of his life savings.

    • @Coffee17990
      @Coffee17990 8 місяців тому +1

      It’s funny how naive people think they know the most and get screwed over the hardest

  • @tonytins
    @tonytins Рік тому +1

    That is the most underwhelming "yacht" I've ever seen.

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw Рік тому

    Aside from the fact that filing lawsuits against people because they “made” you lose your money is an asinine law already, I love how only certain groups of people have to constantly disclaim their every statement with “NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE” to ward off the demons, despite giving literal financial advice. “Hey I’m not murdering you right now, I’m just telling you what I’m about to do with this knife. Don’t take aaaany thing I say as an indication that I’m a murderer.”

  • @PommeTeori
    @PommeTeori 3 роки тому +123

    imagine putting your whole life saving and praying elon musk tweet funny dog.

    • @ryugurena3327
      @ryugurena3327 3 роки тому

      😢

    • @icauich762
      @icauich762 3 роки тому +1

      I mean someone became a millionaire doing that but he invested early lol

    • @YahNation
      @YahNation 3 роки тому

      I will only go back to work when they pay me in doge.

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 3 роки тому +3

      @@icauich762 ah like a pyramid scheme?

    • @icauich762
      @icauich762 3 роки тому +1

      @@Waspinmymind you clearly don’t know what a pyramid scheme is lmao

  • @abryant5258
    @abryant5258 3 роки тому +129

    That lady investing in AMC wasn't telling anyone that she knew anything... she was just talking about her hobby and some buzz she heard about it

    • @MaliKali-po9su
      @MaliKali-po9su 2 роки тому +11

      Neither her nor the guy from the boat should be here.

    • @Max-lf3tx
      @Max-lf3tx 2 роки тому +9

      I wish I wasn't unemployed in December of 2019 when my Chinese friend was talking about a new variety of Sars. If I'd shorted the airline industry then, I'd of been laughing all the way to the bank.

    • @ethidian3444
      @ethidian3444 Рік тому +2

      And her hunch about AMC turned out to be absolutely correct. Days after she posted that the stock became a meme stock and it rose significantly, and AMC took advantage of the rise of their stock and used it to benefit their business in the long term.

  • @ebenchampion254
    @ebenchampion254 2 місяці тому

    Bro you're really funny😂😂😂.. I'm subscribing

  • @keithdavison2960
    @keithdavison2960 Рік тому +3

    I’m reminded of the Tulip bulb bubble

  • @spacecoastbonsai1421
    @spacecoastbonsai1421 3 роки тому +33

    It pisses me off how true that tweet statement was about Elon. My ethereum investment fluctuated so much off Elon mentioning no more accepting bitcoin. Insane.

  • @angryoaf
    @angryoaf 2 роки тому +52

    He just bought Doge at .7 and he's trying to pump it back to break even. 🤪

  • @apocalypsecreek9818
    @apocalypsecreek9818 2 роки тому +3

    Dogecoin today 6-13-2022 (over 1 year later)... A Wopping $0.06. I'm learning that I should probably be safe investing in coffee, because there is going to be a lot of sleepless nights.

  • @HodeliGodeli
    @HodeliGodeli Рік тому +6

    Watching this when doge went back to 6 cents makes it even better

  • @junoluna3961
    @junoluna3961 3 роки тому +28

    Your videos about fake guru's helped me identify the fake ones . Recently been into a webinar ,the host just talks about the very basic of trading.Then proceeded with offering a mentorship program.

  • @MilenaSimsic
    @MilenaSimsic 2 роки тому +311

    Lol to be fair, it's great that first guy even knows what stocks are at 16 years old. Kinda not great that he has the potential to bankrupt himself before he's even legally allowed to.

    • @pricemcgee8380
      @pricemcgee8380 Рік тому +30

      Just about everyone knows what stocks are by the age of 16 lol.. even if you’re not sure how trading or the market works.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Рік тому +9

      I'm 21 and started learning at 14 what stocks were. Prolly not unique. Most people know of stocks, but don't understand and really know stocks. This loser calling himself an analysis is no different. Lmao

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 Рік тому +8

      Its been over a year and doge is not even worth 10c

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Рік тому +9

      Wait, you're telling me that this man is not 30?

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 7 місяців тому

      Honestly. I think stocks was like a one month unit in a completely optional class on Highschool

  • @KeydriaTheMage
    @KeydriaTheMage Рік тому +8

    This was fun to watch a year later.
    Not a bubble, guys. Don’t worry

  • @ccgreens2466
    @ccgreens2466 Рік тому

    Wow this is so good. Lol. Keep them coming. That’s hilarious.

  • @seanji
    @seanji 2 роки тому +70

    on one side, you have funds and research firms trying to make financial analysis an actual science. on the other, you have fintokers making it sound like palm reading. what a time to be alive.

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello 3 роки тому +49

    Love that 15 ft "yacht"

  • @Spect3r.
    @Spect3r. 2 роки тому +2

    "Many analists including myself"
    Oh, this is going to be gold!

  • @HappyJackington
    @HappyJackington 2 роки тому

    This reminds me a lot of a quote from John Kennedy about the Great Depression: "Taxi drivers told you what to buy. The shoeshine boy could give you a summary of the day's financial news [...] My cook had a brokerage account and followed the ticker closely. Her paper profits were quickly blown away in the gale of 1929." This is a year later, and the crypto market is starting to crash. There's way too much money being put into this speculative, unregulated market. It's only down from here.

  • @genemechanic6773
    @genemechanic6773 3 роки тому +24

    I got a MSc in finance from just watching TikTok on here, imagine when I sign up 🤯

    • @jater10
      @jater10 3 роки тому

      Do you have your degree from Tik Tok U?

  • @pratick5296
    @pratick5296 3 роки тому +161

    Many analysts including myself who follow Zilla are supreme intellectuals❤️

    • @vincemcsenile7318
      @vincemcsenile7318 3 роки тому +2

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199
      तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

    • @unbroken1010
      @unbroken1010 3 роки тому +2

      @@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199scam

  • @kwbarron
    @kwbarron 8 місяців тому +1

    In the last 2 years, it never got above 28 cents - currently sitting at 6.3 cents. What a joke.

  • @Gio-ym4uj
    @Gio-ym4uj 10 місяців тому +2

    "endless market cap" is another way to say "economically useless"

  • @eagleslandin1692
    @eagleslandin1692 Рік тому +2

    In middle of June 2022, one year later Doge was not worth $3,000 but $0.05722

  • @yep_2431
    @yep_2431 3 роки тому +16

    So glad you're out here smacking sense around. Hope you reach far and wide

  • @trishapaytas6971
    @trishapaytas6971 2 роки тому +470

    It’s funny watching this now when doge is at 17 cents lol

    • @IllyasArt
      @IllyasArt 2 роки тому

      Pain

    • @daniellarsson3453
      @daniellarsson3453 2 роки тому +35

      17 cents is still 50-100x any sane valuation of a joke coin.

    • @trishapaytas6971
      @trishapaytas6971 2 роки тому +41

      @@daniellarsson3453 yea sure but no one is making anything from doge now it’s not even volatile I made 29% in two hours with a stock and lost .2% with doge

    • @daniellarsson3453
      @daniellarsson3453 2 роки тому +4

      @@trishapaytas6971 It's not about the trading. The scam is the mining profitability, and the billions of dollars in coin the whales dumped after spending a few millions buying twitter influencers/shills.

    • @IgotpoorNowRich
      @IgotpoorNowRich 2 роки тому +4

      This was recorded while Doge was at All time high.

  • @preritdas6998
    @preritdas6998 Рік тому +10

    Many analysts including myself say Coffeezilla is the voice this world needs

  • @butsoftwhatblight
    @butsoftwhatblight Рік тому +1

    PLEASE can you do another of these now

  • @tiamat_023
    @tiamat_023 Рік тому

    great vid

  • @Zeppelin180
    @Zeppelin180 3 роки тому +27

    I feel like an idiot for getting a degree in Economics and studying the markets for 15+ years...

    • @redrustyhill2
      @redrustyhill2 Рік тому +2

      Having a degree in "economics" is like getting a degree in hotel management, gender studies, feminist literature, history. The last person i would listen to about the economy is an "econimist"

    • @CompetitionSportsNetwork
      @CompetitionSportsNetwork Рік тому

      Don't feel that way, you are miles ahead of most people.

  • @salma.a
    @salma.a 3 роки тому +42

    “This is a weird mix of a frat guy with cocaine with uh yeah stimulus checks” 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @shawnbrownfield9857
      @shawnbrownfield9857 3 роки тому +2

      Ur cute

    • @darkushippotoxotai9536
      @darkushippotoxotai9536 3 роки тому +1

      @@shawnbrownfield9857 Hormones are Shite.........I remember my own Adolescent period now, and I didn't want to....😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shawnbrownfield9857
      @shawnbrownfield9857 3 роки тому

      @@darkushippotoxotai9536 hormones are fine...its my first beer

    • @shawnbrownfield9857
      @shawnbrownfield9857 3 роки тому

      @@crypto9ite205 really?u can help me with that?I'm sitting on all my stimulus checks jus wanting for the next BITCOIN....almost pulled the trigger on doge..but if I got u...hell yea

    • @unbroken1010
      @unbroken1010 3 роки тому

      @@shawnbrownfield9857 this is not him wake up. Now you can send me a couple bucks from saving you from being scammed 😀

  • @latinsizer
    @latinsizer 2 роки тому

    Oh how many times I heard an "analyst" say that a cup and handle is forming and ends up dropping 30%+ more after that.

  • @luisvila918
    @luisvila918 Рік тому +3

    Greetings from the future, this video has aged stupendously well

  • @ianconcilio
    @ianconcilio 2 роки тому +16

    I believe the comment you wanted about the "cabbie" giving stock advice is usually attribute to Joseph Kennedy that goes: “If shoeshine boys are giving stock tips, then it's time to get out of the market" - which is the statement he made after he cashed out his equity position before Black Friday...