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  • @Coffeezilla
    @Coffeezilla  3 роки тому +2901

    talking to my broker today about moving my 401K into pudgy penguins.

    • @billybigboll2885
      @billybigboll2885 3 роки тому +17

      Do a video on that Zed Monopoly guy

    • @sujitsubedi497
      @sujitsubedi497 3 роки тому +19

      M moving my 401k into YOLO trading. Either i am rich or I die broke. No in between.

    • @simplytrue11
      @simplytrue11 3 роки тому +8

      Your only intelligent move 🙃

    • @AlexKenas
      @AlexKenas 3 роки тому +11

      It is probably another pump and dump like Save The Kids scam.

    • @alichehab5804
      @alichehab5804 3 роки тому +4

      "I'm just here to look pretty"
      "All of these girls are richer than you"
      Me: cries

  • @jt4369
    @jt4369 3 роки тому +1735

    The gullibility of these people is just astounding to me -- just incredible.

    • @radfoo72
      @radfoo72 3 роки тому +36

      They're preying on their idiot peers🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 3 роки тому +36

      The dumb eating the dumb.

    • @aaronmarko
      @aaronmarko 3 роки тому +16

      They're building a cult of personality. It's purposely deceptive.

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 3 роки тому +5

      As long as people believe in the dream they'll be rich they will believe in anything that can make them one...

    • @unitedfools3493
      @unitedfools3493 3 роки тому +17

      Texas is a state that voted to have $9,000 winter power bills while claiming that the free market reduces prices.
      They are literally brain dead.

  • @kevinheinrichs1073
    @kevinheinrichs1073 3 роки тому +2028

    Stock traders need multiple monitors so they can lose money in as many trades as possible at one time

    • @billyisaacson4945
      @billyisaacson4945 3 роки тому +69

      You gotta respect the efficiency and hustle of this 5heds

    • @11bornrich
      @11bornrich 3 роки тому +14

      Not true, last year this guy spent more money on spilt liquor from one side of the world to the other than we made.

    • @despairgaming6669
      @despairgaming6669 3 роки тому +17

      Having multiple screen doesn't mean,You have to take multiple trades.

    • @snakeballs8965
      @snakeballs8965 3 роки тому +14

      Hey don't reveal my secret technique!

    • @OriginalCovfefe
      @OriginalCovfefe 3 роки тому +6

      These “daytraders” online and in-person are absolutely pathetic. Those guys never show their actual portfolios or have an account with less than $10,000.00. Any john doe nowadays says hes a daytrader when really he has a sht job or is unemployed and tell ppl theyre daytraders because theyre embarassed.

  • @vasilsmolyanski5636
    @vasilsmolyanski5636 3 роки тому +742

    People who watch more than 4 monitors at the same time are security guards...

    • @KaitoSchmidtOfficiial
      @KaitoSchmidtOfficiial 3 роки тому +42

      i was a security guard but i only had 2 monitors

    • @hoangnguyenvuhuy5535
      @hoangnguyenvuhuy5535 3 роки тому +7

      @@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial But do those monitors have different screen? XD

    • @jesso6670
      @jesso6670 3 роки тому

      That's cool bro I forgot it

    • @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou
      @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 3 роки тому +22

      @@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial you would have made a lot more with at least 20. You left a lot of money on the table.

    • @VinOnline
      @VinOnline 3 роки тому +1

      @@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 😂

  • @direcircumstances
    @direcircumstances 2 роки тому +492

    That guy trying to pick up a woman at a bar by showing his bank account is WILD. My guy, if you want the interaction to really be that easy, just hire an escort.

    • @judyvance4580
      @judyvance4580 Рік тому +9

      he's too cheap; this kind of guy goes dutch on the first and only dinner date

    • @thomasmieses119
      @thomasmieses119 Рік тому +3

      It’s because it’s illegal

    • @direcircumstances
      @direcircumstances Рік тому +27

      @Thomas Mieses LOL that hasn't stopped other men.

    • @jasonligon5937
      @jasonligon5937 Рік тому +3

      He should with that 892k! He's obviously in the dollar tree of bars and needs to move up a notch. 😂😂

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 Рік тому +1

      ​@@thomasmieses119not if you don't get caught. 😉 lol

  • @CSpottsGaming
    @CSpottsGaming 2 роки тому +465

    Speaking as a current finance masters student, one of the most important skills they teach is how to make reasonable assumptions about things like growth, discount rate, etc.
    If you ever find yourself saying, "if it goes to one trillion market cap" and the current market cap is $135,000 you have definitely not made a reasonable assumption about growth.

    • @alfredojami3176
      @alfredojami3176 2 роки тому +14

      indeed, i'm studying in finance too.. these so called exponentially growth within 6 months is absurd

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 2 роки тому +15

      So true. It reminds me of all of the trading platforms and coins that collapsed, that Coffee talked about in previous videos, and how they were claiming shit like 10-20% ROI within 6 months. Or crazy shit like that. Surprise surprise, it all collapsed in on itself

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 2 роки тому +13

      More like people don't understand numbers bigger than 100.
      If you talk thousands or billions they are the same thing. It's also the reason why many people are concerned about spending pennies but won't bat an eyelash at forking out hundreds and ask themselves why their great efforts in saving don't work out

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman Рік тому +15

      Nah man, forget your classes, tulipcoin to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 (note: if tulipcoin exists insert some other nonce term).

    • @jordanbabcock9349
      @jordanbabcock9349 Рік тому +1

      Not difficult to understand. I wouldn't believe it if we were talking acorns instead of dollars.

  • @jointhefist1016
    @jointhefist1016 3 роки тому +2229

    How to get rich on the internet: Pretend to be rich.

    • @khanhnguyen-tt3ff
      @khanhnguyen-tt3ff 3 роки тому +97

      You forgot about tricking people into buying your get rich class

    • @admiralackbar4652
      @admiralackbar4652 3 роки тому +43

      Fake it till you make it

    • @jt4369
      @jt4369 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, that’s the world we inhabit.

    • @ApiolJoe
      @ApiolJoe 2 роки тому +5

      What's the difference?

    • @AlexanderTheGoodEnough
      @AlexanderTheGoodEnough 2 роки тому

      Fake till you make it.
      Been working since the stone age.

  • @noahmoody4568
    @noahmoody4568 3 роки тому +384

    “Smash that like button Wall Street” has the same energy as “how do you do fellow kids”

  • @superchickenlips1
    @superchickenlips1 3 роки тому +693

    If you're taking financial advice from TikTok, or in fact any social media, then you deserve everything coming your way.
    "A fool and their money are easily parted"

    • @bottomlinebassin2001
      @bottomlinebassin2001 3 роки тому +1

      Preach it brother

    • @israelmills7442
      @israelmills7442 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed 💯

    • @lowwastehighmelanin
      @lowwastehighmelanin 2 роки тому +7

      Not all of it is bad but most people on the internet are not economists or literal accountants. Vetting someone's credentials first can separate the chaff from the wheat

    • @superchickenlips1
      @superchickenlips1 2 роки тому +10

      @@lowwastehighmelanin Credentials to support an online financial advice career would be easy to fake. Anything online is easy to fake.

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin 2 роки тому +2

      "A fool and his money are soon parted"

  • @seraphin01
    @seraphin01 Рік тому +233

    hey guys, if you take financial advices from a 16y old with braces on tik tok.. you deserve what's coming your way, that's where I draw the line in the sand

    • @beyondleftfield4470
      @beyondleftfield4470 Рік тому

      But what if that kid who "created the power of the sun" started a tik tok? Hmmm?

    • @Prediculous
      @Prediculous Рік тому +3

      Pudges are currently at 5 eth btw. LOL x4 from where he hyped it.

    • @BodomsScythe
      @BodomsScythe Рік тому +1

      _That_ is where you draw the line..?

    • @ストマクランブル
      @ストマクランブル Рік тому

      That's what con artist says

    • @seraphin01
      @seraphin01 Рік тому +1

      @@BodomsScythe yeah I have high tolerance to cringe but I have limits too

  • @NerdishGeekish
    @NerdishGeekish 3 роки тому +215

    We went way past "cab drivers and shoeshine boys" giving financial advice and straight into spoiled kids and asylum inmates giving you financial advice.
    We are truly living history here. 80 years from now on researchers will write research papers about TikTok finfluencers.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV 2 роки тому +16

      Everything starts to feel a lot like the period between 1920 and 1930...

    • @newaryamen
      @newaryamen 2 роки тому +4

      @@FutureChaosTV when is the next world war then?

    • @alexamderhamiltom5238
      @alexamderhamiltom5238 Рік тому +4

      @@newaryamen soon

    • @themug406
      @themug406 Рік тому

      Honk honk

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 3 роки тому +686

    3:16 if you want to get ahead of stock traders get 40 monitors that means you can double their profit 📈 📈

    • @naldo3008
      @naldo3008 3 роки тому +4

      Aaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tucapuc
      @tucapuc 3 роки тому +37

      This man is too dangerous to be left alive.

    • @PierreMiniggio
      @PierreMiniggio 3 роки тому +42

      If you wanna get ahead of the traders, you need to buy the stocks of the company that produce the favorite trader's monitor, and then tell other traders that they need 40 monitors to make better trades. STONKS !

    • @naturerey1845
      @naturerey1845 3 роки тому +5

      Just invest in monitor companies!

    • @timeflowEqualquin
      @timeflowEqualquin 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rkevinappier
    @rkevinappier 3 роки тому +2222

    damn near died laughing when that guy said "...if it goes to one trillion market cap...".

    • @atorgrade1891
      @atorgrade1891 3 роки тому +190

      @@mehdiahsan4042 so true i'm a multi billionaire by investing all my money im pumping the zilla stock!!! (If all goes well I make hit a quintillion by this winter)

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 3 роки тому +1

      @@striveknight4782 good one heh

    • @aj9969
      @aj9969 3 роки тому +25

      Once you understand the fundamentals, the sole purpose in life is to buy more bitcoin.. sell your house and buy bitcoin.. ponder every waking moment on how to buy more bitcoin

    • @notadaytrader
      @notadaytrader 3 роки тому +24

      How to be a billionaire?
      Become a millionaire first.

  • @johnnymcjohnson1373
    @johnnymcjohnson1373 3 роки тому +82

    Joey has to be either a paid actor or an absolute master troll

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 5 місяців тому +3

      The _last_ thing I wanna hear when I’m looking to make an investment of any sort is some guy’s emotional life story.

  • @omnitravis
    @omnitravis Рік тому +13

    I dont know if joey was serious or if that was some kinda troll, but that man deserves an oscar or something. I haven't felt that much emotion from a piece of media in, ever?

  • @pillznarRy
    @pillznarRy 3 роки тому +380

    Joey HAS to be trolling, right? I mean... NO way is he serious.

    • @striveknight4782
      @striveknight4782 3 роки тому +67

      He has transcended man!

    • @ShkouP
      @ShkouP 3 роки тому +41

      you clearly know nothing about the penguins, soon they will rule our world

    • @anthonyecr
      @anthonyecr 3 роки тому +4

      He’s obviously an artist

    • @Zyyk0
      @Zyyk0 2 роки тому +1

      tbh if dude just made a few dozen dollars, I would be crying to and call it the day of my life

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 3 роки тому +468

    The Wells Fargo account guy has to be a contractor who shifted overhead money to his savings. You can see his business account is nearly empty at the bottom of his phone. 😆

    • @TomassWolf1
      @TomassWolf1 3 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @titonothere6179
      @titonothere6179 3 роки тому +47

      Prob bc ppl who have money won’t be acting like that unless they’re rookies

    • @OriginalCovfefe
      @OriginalCovfefe 3 роки тому +28

      100% hes some incel who tried to patheticaly pick up some girl at the bar. It’s pretty sad to watch him.

    • @pixiegears8787
      @pixiegears8787 3 роки тому

      Simps lnc

    • @renebleu8711
      @renebleu8711 3 роки тому +4

      @@OriginalCovfefe word sad stuff men are still acting like this in 2021. women are handing out themselves so easily too

  • @stephenadams2397
    @stephenadams2397 3 роки тому +189

    I would honestly be broke without all of Coffetime's help.
    Instead I bought a lump of coal last year at $50 and now it's worth $200. 4x baybee!! I'm going to buy all of my friends and family a lump of coal this Christmas so they don't miss out.

    • @Saixjacket
      @Saixjacket 3 роки тому +11

      I mean, coal has actual uses!!!!

    • @lifotheparty6195
      @lifotheparty6195 3 роки тому +9

      True story, commodities and useful products are generally solid

    • @hareecionelson5875
      @hareecionelson5875 2 роки тому +6

      @@lifotheparty6195 solid, literally and figuratively

    • @tz8785
      @tz8785 2 роки тому +25

      @@hareecionelson5875 Not oil though, that's more of a liquid asset.

    • @hareecionelson5875
      @hareecionelson5875 2 роки тому +4

      @@tz8785 ayyyyyyyyyy *insert Fonz gif here*

  • @klutterkicker
    @klutterkicker 3 роки тому +135

    To be honest though some guy puts his life savings into a checking account and flashes it around at a bar and I'm gonna laugh him out the door too.

    • @resa574
      @resa574 2 роки тому +2

      He actually thinks he's the man
      Some people really are that stupid lol

    • @Dubya9W9
      @Dubya9W9 2 роки тому +1

      @@resa574 Wait, so you have that?!

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 3 місяці тому

      it only looked like 5 figs anyways- not bad but def not rich

  • @dripskee6443
    @dripskee6443 2 роки тому +42

    I don't usually laugh out loud, but home boy crying over the penguins damn near made me fall out of my chair, and my chair is a nice gaming chair. Shit's hard to tip LOL

  • @isakbrowning955
    @isakbrowning955 3 роки тому +631

    Oh, I love when Coffeetime uploads.

    • @jjoonathan7178
      @jjoonathan7178 3 роки тому +16

      It's official. He might as well change the account name.

    • @dimetryp369
      @dimetryp369 3 роки тому +8

      I wonder if charlie ever found out that he is coffeezilla..perhaps he did and he's letting it ride lol

    • @daffy9318
      @daffy9318 3 роки тому +3

      @@jjoonathan7178 i mean, im pretty sure the actual CoffeeTime chain closed so now or never?

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 3 роки тому

      I know, plus his is name ....is what? Stephen that's a great name.

    • @1STIMPRESSIONFILMS
      @1STIMPRESSIONFILMS 3 роки тому

      Did you mean coffee Zilla ? Lol I hope your not smoking crack .

  • @kunai92
    @kunai92 3 роки тому +154

    "I am my penguin."
    The internet was a mistake.

    • @kamdangelo
      @kamdangelo 3 роки тому

      Try living in Africa

    • @kamdangelo
      @kamdangelo 3 роки тому

      @SWØRN FISHY the Internet comment @ main person. It’s a funny comment tho , I was just saying the Internet realistically by no means was a mistake

  • @timothyhally1900
    @timothyhally1900 3 роки тому +29

    I remember when this channel had 20K, come such a long way, well deserved!

  • @jamestoth8764
    @jamestoth8764 3 роки тому +55

    The Pudgy Penguin soul transcending his consciousness was incredible 😂😂

  • @rossdonaghy1748
    @rossdonaghy1748 3 роки тому +46

    I'm genuinely concerned about what is going to happen to the crypto space when the initial NFT hype is over and people realise that they've dropped their pensions into worthless pixelated doodles and the market is now saturated and their investments gone.

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides 2 роки тому +7

      It’s going to be sad… then hilarious, but then even more sad 😢

    • @hidayatmusroni
      @hidayatmusroni 2 роки тому

      It dead now haha i think

    • @exeggcutertimur6091
      @exeggcutertimur6091 3 дні тому

      To me it was a barrel of laughs from beginning to end. The whole thing was such an obvious scam it was great watching it unravel from a distance.

  • @BarelySociable
    @BarelySociable 3 роки тому +1022

    God damn that was hilarious

  • @wingedhussar5528
    @wingedhussar5528 3 роки тому +321

    "I took my girlfriend out to a nice dinner", let's be real this guy does not have anything that even remotely resembles a girl or a friend.

  • @Hephaestus_God
    @Hephaestus_God 3 роки тому +1258

    "I'm just here to look pretty"
    "All of these girls are richer than you"
    Me: *cries*

  • @cyphonnnn
    @cyphonnnn 3 роки тому +40

    Security guard: Can you handle looking at 20 security monitors at the same time?
    Ex-Day traders: Ez

  • @CarsAcrossTexas
    @CarsAcrossTexas 3 роки тому +153

    Coffeezilla my fellow Texan with that HEB reference 😉

    • @heathermarie8334
      @heathermarie8334 3 роки тому +4

      No store does more, my guy.

    • @111matt
      @111matt 3 роки тому +1

      I live in Canada and I know it's a grocery store.. not very inside reference.

    • @joshuav6866
      @joshuav6866 3 роки тому +2

      HEB is awsome!

    • @Priceisrightable
      @Priceisrightable 3 роки тому

      Sad there will never be another jj watt Heb commercial lol

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 3 роки тому +2

      HEB rules! ^_^

  • @santa_bomb5
    @santa_bomb5 3 роки тому +196

    That guy is trying to impress women by showing his net worth in crypto, I'm over here like "I'd love to buy you a drink! Hang on let me make sure my check went through. I ain't paying no overdraft fees."

    • @rumham7631
      @rumham7631 3 роки тому +25

      Just buy a chubby penguin NFT bro ur money will go 10000x

    • @drdabsmore945
      @drdabsmore945 3 роки тому +6

      @@rumham7631 G U A R A N T E E D

    • @xVibra
      @xVibra 3 роки тому +16

      I'd much prefer a humble and simple man than some dude selling gigachunks of guppy parts.

    • @edvincalderonjr
      @edvincalderonjr 3 роки тому +1

      He should be investing in himself. Don't know why he would try something like that in the first place.

    • @booognish
      @booognish 3 роки тому

      @@xVibra Simple Jack

  • @Kerhuz
    @Kerhuz 3 роки тому +332

    "How do you think we're gonna pay mortgage next week, okay? It's with the penguins!" 🤣
    I wonder if anyone has ever said these two sentences together, ever.

    • @gokuafrica
      @gokuafrica 3 роки тому +6

      Probably circus owners who have Penguins 😂

    • @pelic9608
      @pelic9608 3 роки тому +2

      Some Eskimos have. Followed by: "Would you get some out of the freezer, please?"

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +1

      Nah this is truly something new.

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming 3 роки тому +1

      I'd say possibly zoo owners. Like the penguins are gonna be there star attraction

    • @anonymousAJ
      @anonymousAJ 2 роки тому

      A shady zoo

  • @ryanadams4812
    @ryanadams4812 3 роки тому +446

    “You can’t go to HEB…”
    Coffeezilla puts himself as a Texan

  • @paulkfilms
    @paulkfilms Рік тому +7

    Dude the penguin guy "crying" is DEFINITELY trolling. He has to be! It's too funny

  • @zagreus5773
    @zagreus5773 Рік тому +4

    I love that he had to specifically mention that he has a girlfriend, because it is such a rare thing in this scene.

  • @ArcticPrimal
    @ArcticPrimal 3 роки тому +82

    Joey has transcended space and time

  • @TimothyAtlas
    @TimothyAtlas 3 роки тому +19

    Coffee. This was brilliant! Big love from Aus mate. Thoroughly love your relentless pursuit to help people sense-make through bullsh!t

  • @jayrollo1352
    @jayrollo1352 3 роки тому +145

    "I have a 1 picosecond char". Coffeezilla, your Chem E. is showing again.

    • @bamffatboi5526
      @bamffatboi5526 3 роки тому +7

      Yo, he's a chemE?

    • @jayrollo1352
      @jayrollo1352 3 роки тому +7

      @@bamffatboi5526 Yee

    • @mazerrackham5959
      @mazerrackham5959 3 роки тому +6

      @@jayrollo1352 hm never knew

    • @jayrollo1352
      @jayrollo1352 3 роки тому +8

      @@mazerrackham5959 I think he mentioned it before in one of his videos.

  • @habibbialikafe339
    @habibbialikafe339 Рік тому +34

    I work on wall street but they only gave me 8 monitors 😔

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 Рік тому +2

      All I had was a lousy Bloomberg Machine and a subscription to Hoovers...

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 3 роки тому +117

    I have to admit, I really like the design of the penguins. The art style is cute. Not worth more than a few dollars if it was a custom commission, in my opinion.

    • @Saixjacket
      @Saixjacket 3 роки тому +21

      This is why some people actually believe in card games/comics/physical copies of things as value. It just has to “look good” to enough people with money.

    • @LucaPizzoplus
      @LucaPizzoplus 2 роки тому +24

      @@Saixjacket isn't it the whole point of art? Anyway I would value those 5$ if printed on a A3

    • @rookthelion2178
      @rookthelion2178 2 роки тому +8

      support real artists :DD

  • @kevinfunk83
    @kevinfunk83 3 роки тому +175

    How about that dude Joey’s acting? Gifted, just gifted!

    • @lineialquantum
      @lineialquantum 3 роки тому +10

      Made my stomach hurt 🤢

    • @bootje99
      @bootje99 3 роки тому +18

      I felt a mixture of awe and second hand embarrassment

    • @Fusilier7
      @Fusilier7 3 роки тому +8

      You're tearing me APART penguins!

  • @wowTharabbi
    @wowTharabbi 3 роки тому +45

    That was so entertaining, thank you! The one aspect of money making some young people forget, respect money and money will respect you. If banks are not even paying 1% return right now and housing has a 5-8% return and shares are about the same. Why would anything else pay 7X :(

  • @WhyJagger
    @WhyJagger 3 роки тому +122

    Finfluencer moment 😳

    • @AmalDevYT
      @AmalDevYT 3 роки тому +5

      This didn't took off as u expected

    • @dimvoly
      @dimvoly 3 роки тому +18

      "Translate to English"

  • @miggywiggy
    @miggywiggy 3 роки тому +3

    This channel has been my guilty pleasure over the past few days.

  • @sofusnielsen3832
    @sofusnielsen3832 9 місяців тому +3

    Crazy to think the Pudgy Penguin guy were giving out some quality financial advice. each Pudgy Penguin today are sitting over 20 eth...

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 3 роки тому +49

    I may be the most socially moronic person ever, but at least I'll die happy knowing I never did something as cringe as approaching someone with my bank info on hand. Seriously, that gave me enough second hand embarrasment that made me want to die in the spot.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Рік тому +4

      Poverty sucks real hard but just remember how miserable all these dudes with a little money since they realized that just getting money wasn’t going to solve all their issues like they were told.

    • @Tommygunn258
      @Tommygunn258 5 місяців тому

      ​@@bcc5701If you have alot of money you can get women, just not the right kind of women. Why someone would publicly show strangers their bank balance is puzzling to me.

  • @matildaharris8212
    @matildaharris8212 3 роки тому +107

    I will hold BTC till the end of 2025

    • @Marthaahernandez10
      @Marthaahernandez10 3 роки тому +4

      BTC is shit coin.

    • @kieranwhite7358
      @kieranwhite7358 3 роки тому +1

      The Bankers coin you mean?

    • @kieranwhite7358
      @kieranwhite7358 3 роки тому +1

      It will be something in a few years just hodl as much as you can.

    • @olivergarrett8863
      @olivergarrett8863 3 роки тому

      I'll buy the Dip now now if I were you

    • @emiliepauwels1435
      @emiliepauwels1435 3 роки тому

      I'll hodl strong and see what happens in the end.. Trust me I can't wait to prove some fakes wrong about this whole bull & bear trend

  • @dpbass8898
    @dpbass8898 3 роки тому +67

    When “I’m on the phone with 19 whales I gotta go” makes perfect sense. No matter what happens crypto will never be forgotten.

  • @hspatel1799
    @hspatel1799 Рік тому +15

    If you go broke loosing $1000, you didn't have chance anyways.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 роки тому +8

    The guy trying to pick up the lady by showing his bank balance from his phone is probably the type of people who watches terrible gold digger skits on TikTok and Instagram and somehow takes them seriously as life lessons.

  • @halfnelson6115
    @halfnelson6115 3 роки тому +22

    So glad I found this channel. This dude cracks me up.😁

  • @threethrushes
    @threethrushes 3 роки тому +19

    Tulips, tulips, everywhere.

  • @ValariaxSword
    @ValariaxSword 3 роки тому +76

    I don’t think I will ever understand the craze behind NFTs.

    • @Tontisimo
      @Tontisimo 3 роки тому +18

      It's a collectibles bubble.

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade 3 роки тому +4

      It is all illusory.

    • @traumateaminternational4732
      @traumateaminternational4732 3 роки тому +16

      It's a speculative bubble and people are bored.

    • @Saixjacket
      @Saixjacket 3 роки тому +3

      Just know that it will bring people back to actual physical assets of successful companies, yugioh, mtg and Pokémon will still be rising. They are backed with one major factor, time.

    • @devsingh6321
      @devsingh6321 3 роки тому +5

      It's a scam

  • @dxing9374
    @dxing9374 Рік тому +30

    The bitcoin guy must be in deep sea by now

  • @lography6917
    @lography6917 3 роки тому +10

    Dude, your comedy has ascended. It was in fact really funny

  • @magthecodec
    @magthecodec 3 роки тому +41

    I feel like I lost some serious brain cells around 11:40.

    • @JC-zj2is
      @JC-zj2is 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @homemacai
    @homemacai 3 роки тому +80

    Satoshi is rolling in his grave right now

    • @Cleeqo
      @Cleeqo 3 роки тому

      Satoshi's dead?

    • @erpizzaiol5457
      @erpizzaiol5457 3 роки тому +8

      @@Cleeqo Yeah his real name was Jeffrey Epstein.

    • @Dylski.
      @Dylski. 3 роки тому

      @@Cleeqo it seems plausible to assume that. Although we might never know.

    • @CharlesIvansfather
      @CharlesIvansfather 3 роки тому +2

      @@erpizzaiol5457 ☠️😂

    • @erpizzaiol5457
      @erpizzaiol5457 3 роки тому +1

      @Bruno França Satoshi isn't black.

  • @dolamike584
    @dolamike584 3 роки тому +9

    After watching the trends with bitcoin, stocks, and gurus. I officially switched my career path to legit sales. People are throwing their money in different directions, im gettin in on it.

  • @drake.707
    @drake.707 2 роки тому +25

    My favorite part is when the guy starts crying during his fake story.

  • @Learn2Code92
    @Learn2Code92 3 роки тому +5

    @7:18 this 10X thing is gonna take off LOL

  • @MWHM2
    @MWHM2 3 роки тому +60

    Bruh that penguin part left me in tears… of laughter 😂 MrTubby lmfao

  • @stupidmonkey151
    @stupidmonkey151 3 роки тому +98

    Oh coffeetime, you're such a Texan. It's all about that HEB Plus tho

    • @ajbobbitt
      @ajbobbitt 3 роки тому +2

      Nah bro, its all about Central Market tho

    • @socksleeve
      @socksleeve 3 роки тому +1

      I went to Texas recently, was in awe at the size of an HEB Plus.

    • @colin0516
      @colin0516 3 роки тому +1

      @@socksleeve HEB Plus dont mess around down south partner

    • @socksleeve
      @socksleeve 3 роки тому

      @@colin0516 it was cartoonishly big, at least to me

  • @usernameluis305
    @usernameluis305 3 роки тому +108

    3:22 how to tell that someone doesnt know what they're doing: "charts bro its all in the charts, buy my course and ill teach you how to read charts"

    • @michaelmurray6577
      @michaelmurray6577 3 роки тому +19

      Imagine having a dedicated monthly chart monitor 😂📈

    • @ThePapaja1996
      @ThePapaja1996 3 роки тому +4

      "but charts said" chanel awsome

    • @MrKrewie
      @MrKrewie 3 роки тому +3

      It's almost like they don't really have to say anything, you can smell the stupid from a mile away

    • @UmbraWeiss
      @UmbraWeiss 3 роки тому +3

      Well charts really say it all, but yeah the rest is true :)) most people i see on youtube just talk bullshit about things they have no idea what it is :))

    • @israelmills7442
      @israelmills7442 3 роки тому

      People that made a fortune off reading charts
      Jesse Livermore
      Linda Raschke
      Paul Tudor Jones
      George Soros
      So yeah your comment is invalid

  • @staffordmcanuff8675
    @staffordmcanuff8675 2 роки тому

    Bro make more vids with this fuxking energy. You got me rolling and i really needed it. Thanks

  • @angie.castle
    @angie.castle 3 роки тому +4

    2:33 You can't go to HEB --wait.
    Lol, as a Texan, that's such a Texan thing to say 🤣

  • @cliffpoynter9605
    @cliffpoynter9605 3 роки тому +5

    I am dying 😂 My man, keep doing what you are doing. You have truly developed an amazing and original style.

  • @MilenaSimsic
    @MilenaSimsic 3 роки тому +11

    9:41 "I am my PENGUIN is ME, and I am my PENGUIN." They're losing their minds omg.

  • @lre280
    @lre280 3 роки тому +26

    i love the duck when ever the screen lowers. makes me laugh every time

  • @nb9467
    @nb9467 2 роки тому +1

    BRO I WAS HAVING A SHIT DAY AND THIS HAS KILLED ME IN LAUGHTER THANKS KEEP DOING YOUR THING

  • @dantemakoya
    @dantemakoya 3 роки тому +2

    I enjoy these videos way more than I should, haha! Keep it up Zilla!!

  • @CalvinBDaG
    @CalvinBDaG 3 роки тому +18

    I call dibs on taking “Mr. Tubby” as a “mob boss” name! Or a head of a cartel, or gang, or whatever you wanna call it! They call me ‘Mr. Tubby😏’.😂🤣

  • @jointhefist1016
    @jointhefist1016 3 роки тому +15

    My aunt deals with stocks. She only has 1 monitor.
    Maybe an extra one at her office.

    • @cptrelentless80085
      @cptrelentless80085 3 роки тому +6

      Does she have an old timey ticker tape dispenser?

    • @mpower2386
      @mpower2386 3 роки тому +2

      Depends on what you do, some active dealers prefer to see multiple things at the same time when dealing, they cant be bothered to flip between windows... at the bank I was at some dudes used 9 screens. Usually it looked something like 3 screens with actual market quotes/depth/charts, one with their bloomberg chat/e-mail, one with a fintwit board, a few with their own spreadsheets and some newsfeed of somekind and some other random things on the other screen, usually some code they are working on or sports news

  • @dingalingus4338
    @dingalingus4338 3 роки тому +31

    After a small amount of research, if you had bought a pudgy penguin at the time of that tiktok finfluencer telling you to, you would have a 76% return. Based off of the 2.64eth price at that moment. Incredible.

    • @pocnit
      @pocnit 3 роки тому +8

      You're better off gambling on S&P500 at 10x leverage after a dip.

    • @Saixjacket
      @Saixjacket 3 роки тому +5

      Why yugioh is the card game of true profit margin right now. We double up all the time in yugioh, and many cards are still undervalued. The market is in a cool off right now, but yugioh specifically is beating out everyone else in terms of growth.

  • @BaronFanhope
    @BaronFanhope Рік тому +2

    I'm Ironically being shown financial "guru" advice adverts while watching this! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kapasihome
    @kapasihome 2 роки тому

    This was the BEST!! Great job, love your sense of humour!!

  • @markusbisma5015
    @markusbisma5015 3 роки тому +32

    Is the pudgy penguin guy trolling ?
    I don't know the backstory, I can't tell

  • @unknownname2788
    @unknownname2788 3 роки тому +35

    Wasn't expecting Jocko at all lol

  • @sthiag0
    @sthiag0 3 роки тому +20

    oh, i wish you were already around covering scams during the csgo lotto scandal

  • @a.c.5509
    @a.c.5509 3 роки тому +75

    The lost generation... makes me wanna put a highly-leveraged short on GenZ.

  • @germdaro
    @germdaro 3 роки тому +2

    I usually can hold it together, but the "HA, 10x" killed me.

  • @MrSpeedyy1991
    @MrSpeedyy1991 3 роки тому +10

    I really needed this much laughing today. Thank u coffeezilla.

  • @ScottBub
    @ScottBub 3 роки тому +9

    This is ridiculous. This day and age where people will invest in ANYTHING and come out like Gods on the other side because influencers petal their garbage and sell it to their fans without giving two craps about how manipulative and immoral it is.
    Sheesh. I hope my daughter can see through it when she gets older.

  • @oshosanyamichael9589
    @oshosanyamichael9589 3 роки тому +7

    That shot of Jocko saying "GOOD" is gold.

  • @mcblanc900
    @mcblanc900 6 місяців тому +2

    No, 1 monitor is enough. You dont need to check once per minute monthly/weekly/daily/h4/h1 charts. And you also dont need to check charts below h1. You can focus on one chart per time anyways, doesnt matter if you open next card or just look at different monitor.

  • @chaimshlomo18
    @chaimshlomo18 3 роки тому +2

    I cringed so hard I broke ALL 20 of my monitors. Coffeezilla, you better make this up to me!

  • @NPFederation0
    @NPFederation0 3 роки тому +72

    I enjoy coffees content... But with each video I can't help but worry about whether it's even possible to become rich without ripping half the state off.

    • @kylezo
      @kylezo 2 роки тому +8

      We live under corrupt capitalism. A better question might be, do you think it's possible to get rich without ripping off the people? Labor is exploitation of value after all.

    • @micktompson101
      @micktompson101 2 роки тому

      You don't get rich without fucking others over

    • @PETEYBOY954
      @PETEYBOY954 Рік тому +2

      @@kylezois it even worth being rich if you have to ruin peoples lives to get there? Why is it so hard to be happy with what we have and maybe get excited and feel blessed if we get a little more?

    • @forstuffjust7735
      @forstuffjust7735 Рік тому

      It possible, but real rich people rarely advertise it. Only mr Beast comes to mind, but eben in his case i would say there is a negative afteffect

  • @radfoo72
    @radfoo72 3 роки тому +7

    Letting a TikTok kid tell you how to become a millionaire is like letting the guy in the row boat down at the dock tell you how you can one day own a carnival cruise line!

  • @jakecollen1776
    @jakecollen1776 3 роки тому +6

    bro what is with the guy at 11:20 like bro you invested in an NFT you didn’t cure cancer

  • @getschwifty5271
    @getschwifty5271 Рік тому

    "You can't go to HEB!" Lol didn't know ur from Texas, love that

  • @lucaspalladino8152
    @lucaspalladino8152 3 роки тому

    You are the 🐐 coffee. Keep it up man!

  • @laxinthe303
    @laxinthe303 3 роки тому +13

    "Montly chart" sure sign that he can read a chart.

  • @vrapbrap
    @vrapbrap 3 роки тому +13

    These scammers are pretty hilarious, but at the same time I do secretly hope that they slip on some nice and steep stairs (in minecraft)

  • @Erikbarbaric
    @Erikbarbaric 3 роки тому +42

    When you struggled saying finnfluencer you should have included a clip of cloudy with a chance of meatballs when flint said the FLDSMDFR

  • @AbuMaxime
    @AbuMaxime 3 роки тому +5

    "I'm kind of new to this stuff!" LMAO! "I'm kind of new, period!"

  • @hectoryearnney4119
    @hectoryearnney4119 Рік тому +1

    Influencers should show proof of portfolio

  • @stephen-finance
    @stephen-finance 3 роки тому +29

    Wait until that guy finds out about The March Of The Penguins! Morgan Freeman will blow his mind! 😂

  • @AhmetKaan
    @AhmetKaan 3 роки тому +8

    *Oh, the good old 10 million dollar studio...*

  • @sunnypsydup
    @sunnypsydup 3 роки тому +6

    "The future has left us behind ladies and gentlemen!" I'm dead😂

  • @tristanbratton8036
    @tristanbratton8036 11 місяців тому

    Enjoyed the goofy mood in this vid then learned you're from Texas too keeps getting better

  • @helpyourcattodrive
    @helpyourcattodrive Рік тому

    I like that editing board tool. It makes the story easy to follow.