The Waifu Lovers of Reddit [Feat. Marshal Does Stuff]
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
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SootHouse loved the video
SootHouse I'm only 3:32 into the video and I can't take it
SootHouse are my waifu
SootHouse I am one of the 6 who isn’t a bot
no
"Calm down son, It's just a drawing"
....but
Tuesk tater salud
Such...Genius!
CHUMIMI
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Some of these HAVE to be a troll, I refuse to believe the Princess Peach one is real lmao
I actually want to believe that it's actually real, it'd be even funnier lmao
The problem is that what age the guy was when he said he first played Mario 64.
@@nemotheclownfish7590 if he was a child then princess peach would be a child groomer 😂
@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie facts
Random account #bowserdidnothingwrong
I wonder how these guys react to their waifus being killed in canon.
Not very will I presume.
I'm a lurker in the sub, and from what I've seen, they usually make headcanons or something similar to that
RIP Vandham
From my experience with a fictional character dieing, not well
My anime husbando is dead in canon. It's saddening but there are reasons why headcanons and alternate universes exist
"she protects me from the dangers of the eastern front"
what the actual schnitzel
Fun fact :
A large amount of people who have waifus also are wehraboos
It's because shes a girl from a tank anime in which she drives a panzer IV . Yes I watch anime and yes I laugh at these weebs. Not all of us are like this.
When a guy who's a great grandson of a former Wehrmacht officer gets addicted to cursed Japanese content
That’s Yukari, aka the tonk nerd of GUP. Don’t ask.
Professional ShitPoster and looks like we’re on the same boat. I am very careful about buying anime merchandise, And the only thing i ever wanted was a figure of Yukari sitting on the cupola of the Panzer with a shell. Edit: Spelling errors.
Divorce is never easy.
I went through one with my waifu. Ended up losing all my money and kids to a body pillow...
Man: "I honestly don't think leaving everything with my waifu is a good choice judge."
Body pillow: "..."
Judge: "Good argument pillow, you have won the divorce."
R.I.P.
AIDS
Life hits you hard, bud.
And that's the waaaaaaaay the news goes.
What if in the parallel universe, you're waifu is real, and you're the fictional character
That’s deep.
Deeply gay...
@@yhorm9959 i mean that would actually be weird. And question what do you thing is "deeply straight"?
What is deeply straight?... I assume being deeply straight is the exact point in which you are so straight that even other straight dudes fall for you.
you are waifu is real
r/showerthoughts
just think about being a mom, who gave birth to and raised her son for 18 years, only for her to have her son, age 41, get married to a body pillow
Sounds like a shitty mom if her son is so lacking of love that he looks for it in a pillow.
@@0NG4RN i feel theres a story here
@@0NG4RN when you way "weebs" does that include even normal people with normal lifes that just really like anime qnd have it as a hobby, or the type of guys in the video?
@@0NG4RN Tbf, buying weapons that look cool and casual cosplaying isn't exclusive to weebs
@@0NG4RN I cosplay as *Garfield*
I legit still feel bad for these guys rewatching this a year later. They’re delusional, but I really do feel bad for them.
Yes. I think some of these are trolling, but there are people who legitimately believe fictional characters love them
Yeah, poor soothouse, they will never know what it’s like having a waifu
me too dude
Agreed. Some of them probably have mental illness, but honestly I think alot of them are just extremely socially anxious people. They may be ugly bastards, or dont take care of themselves enough, or be really nice to converse with, but at the end of the day there was definitely alot of sad, terrible things that happened in their lives to lead them to seek affection from fictional characters.
No one is born bad.
in a way, its their way of coping. Ive browsed alot of posts and alot of people rlly have gotten real girlfriends so good for them.
Jokes aside this is honestly really depressing to read
Yep
I’ve just internalised that they’re all joking to cope with the fact that people like this almost certainly exist.
Man.. I thought this sub reddit was satire wtf...
Kind of. But they're not hurting anyone, or themselves really. I say let them live like that if they want to. What's the drawbacks really? Chances of them reproducing is crippled to zero? No problemo, we humans are multiplying way to fast for our on good there days. As long as someone's happy with the way they're living, I say it's fine. I'd say it would just be degrading them to call it depressing.
@@radornic2387 i dont think you can call this being happy. imagine longing for someone you know isnt even real and you will never end up with. they might appear happy on the outside but on the inside they are completely broken down. its sort of like fake hapiness u get by doing drugs and stuff. for me, this is definitely damaging to them and if my friend was like that, i would definitely try to help them.
I have a non-waifu body pillow its very comfortable
DededesuccALT ye they’re very comfy
My only pillow is a body pillow.
The pillow case looks like a massive barcode... I just realised this...
Ghost waifu
@Rill Is this some Anime joke i'm too non weeb to understand
Does it have a naughty side?
The best thing about Reddit is that there's a community for everyone
The worst thing about Reddit is that there's a community for everyone
Thats true but theres also deviantarts and thats much worst
Reddit shows how shockingly many creeps are out there in plain sight. Take for example that there's literally reddit pages for pretty much any female "content creator" or similar and it's ALWAYS just a bunch of perverted shit on there. Do these people ever leave their basement? I've never really went on reddit and at this point there's such a stigma around it for me that I unwillingly judge anyone who uses that website.
That's one of the downsides to social media or the internet in general. People detach themselves from reality and are stuck in their own little world of products to be consumed, videogames to be played and literally COOM
- this comment isn't meant to offend anyone btw, i just want to demonstrate how harmful some people's behaviour is for themselves
Its not healthy.
@@doublevision2943 As a almost-one-year Redditor, that is really true, they can expose some people as creeps, but I still use that website because I kinda fit in, even though when I entered I swore to myself not to become a Living-in-dads-basement neckbeard addicted to anime, hentai and videogames.
@@doublevision2943 Facts everywhere. Same is true for male and female characters in any game (even ones who aren’t adults). A lot of the time people mask it by saying it doesn’t matter because they’re fake characters... Just really scary stuff. This is why I can’t join most game sub-reddits.
On the other hand, there are some better places to be on there. I’ve used it and it can be pretty wholesome or mature (in a good way) if in the right place.
@@stannosaurus I don't wanna ask what kinda community you wanted to join, because all the gaming communities that I joined are everything but that.
the guy who started lifting because of his waifu...while cringy its a lil wholesome, y'know? bettering yourself even if its for somebody who's not real is still bettering yourself so props to that guy
He's better than those out shape nerd that laughed at him in this video
Ahaha no
Yeah, maybe it starts clearing his mind, he abandons all his weeb shit and reenters society
He's exploited it in a way, having delusional goals to do very, very good things
Exercise does improve one's mental health, so hopefully he is in a better place.
To be fair, Bowser is a sentient, sapient reptilian, not an animal.
And Peach is a mushroom.
peach is a peach
She's. A. TOADSTOOL!
toad is a mushroom
not peach
although
peach fucking sucks too
There is just some dudes who want to pollinate mushrooms. Dont ask me how.
Watch the game theory. Peach is a mushroom.
While watching this, I kept thinking of Poe's Law: "Without a clear display of the author's intent, it is impossible to distinguish an exaggerated parody of an extreme viewpoint from a genuine expression of said viewpoint."
So true
This isnt exaggerated at all, i was like this in grade 7 for about 2 months. I was obsessed with nymph from heavens lost property, a small girl with blue twin tails and a gigantic collar with a bomb inside of it ready to go off right next to the main character to kill her. You have to assume, based on the one where the kid says he went out to recess, that he is about the same age as I was.
I got to the part where you start theorizing if your waifu exists in another reality. Nothing past that though, i never owned a body pillow, though im asian so its not abnormal for me to like anime and stuff. Most of these guys are probably fat and white with an asian fetish sadly. These guys have actual mental illness most likely, I just adored the way the character looked an acted, which legitimately shaped my taste for women later in life. But yeah, this shit actually happens and is real, I have first hand experience, and anime conventions i go to have a few people there who are like this but are well into their 20s.
@@misterdinner3648 people with Asian fetishes scare me
@@misterdinner3648 I had a dakimakura before with a very lewd asuka and rei on it. I never actually thought they were real or feed it but I found it legitimately comforting to hug at night
@@misterdinner3648 heyy i saw that shiw
I want a bodypillow waifu. Not a character, just a picture of a body pillow on a body pillow.
But what picture should be on the picture of a body pillow?
sd sd A PICTURE OF A body pillow, of course.
Because
w h y
n o t .
sd sd a picture of a mirror.
Jake Zepeda
Delet dis
What what should be on that picture of a body pillow?
this is actually so sad. imagine being so mentally isolated, and so love deprived to the point where your mind creates a place for you that holds imaginary love for you. it’s terrifying, and it seems like one of the lowest points you could get.
religious people are like this
@@lucaspd5446 edgelord detected
r/atheism user detected
@@lucaspd5446 😐
@@lucaspd5446 Most lonely Reddit neckbeards are Atheists, so not really lmao
My one and only waifu is definitely Bob Ross
titanium h W I T E
Happy little trees
how about waluigi
Waluigu is pretty hot, however I think that Tony the tiger is still best girl
Excuse me bob Ross is mine
“Oh God, what is that?!?”
“It’s a mistake.”
Lmao, I’m crying.
My Mom: "Oh God what is that?!?"
My Dad: "It's a Mistake."
LMAO I'm crying 😂
The funny thing is, in the show she's in, that is actually a very correct description of her.
She's from Casshern Sins. The art style to that show fucking rules by the way, it's just a little different from most anime
It’s from like the 70’s, one of my favorites though
None of you have King Dedede as your waifu and it shows 😤
Who the fuck said I didn't
What about Meta Knight tho? He kinda spicy ngl
AYE NEED A MONSTYA TA CLOMBA DAT HEAR KIRBAH!!!
real men have marx or magalor as thier waifu
@@beats0me That's what we do best at NME
1:43
Jokes aside, im proud of this dude, maybe if he starts lifting hell get an actual girlfriend, which will put him in a better state mentally, and even if not, hell be in a better state physically, or, in meme form: He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
Yeah gains are gains no matter what
I would like to add that it wouldn't be the lifting that would necessarily get him a gf, but that him getting more confident because of it might get him a girl. :)
And physical activity is good for one's mood
we can only hope.
Its their choice leave them alone
*hello comrade, I'm have panic attack*
No u
Zanza Manza Anza this stuff is light xD compared to most things I've seen anyway.
Wolfuu BLYAT
Ah товарищ, I see
Wolfuu hello have panic attack I am got aneurysm we do many shots together.
Wilbur is my waifu.
YOU are my waifu
Marshal Does Stuff your my husbando *nuzzles* xD
you're my waifu and soon we'll be together my love.
yesss i love wilbur
Marshal Does Stuff same Marshal same
You're allowing yourself to believe in parallel universes. There are infinite possibilities, limited only by your imagination. And the best you can do is imagine yourself with an anime girl?
Edward Helms what, aboit,,,, 2 anime grils
Jonathan Sicoli you do you. Shoot for the moon.
Edward Helms only if the moon has huge tittays and a down syndrome face
I mean
Let's be real at least 82% of us would aim remarkably low on the whole Multiverse thing
oblivioni traditæ think about it for a second. If you had the ability to travel to paraler universes you could also go to the universe with everything you want in it. But due to the way the human brain works you would get borred of it relatively quickly. So wouldn't it be a smarter idea it go to a universe with just one thing you like so you don't exhaust every single one at once?
"my first ex waifu turned humanity into tang"
"im sorry rei this whole human instrumentality thing is a deal breaker"
Or *Rejects humanity*
RETURN TO MONKE
*_We must hunt down the other 479,267 bots for we are the original 6... But who is the original 6? And who are the bots?_*
LaX *In theatres near you.*
well im a Russian bot...
Smittening Fuck Fortnite, Roblox Battle Royale is the real shit where it's at
LaX prison royale
I call dibs on being not a bot
Nothing beats the guys who threw a birthday party for his waifu.
Oh shit I remember that
And delet profile pic to both of you
There are children here
You're poisoning their minds
Peanuts are not nuts!
Imagine being so detached from the real world and yet so starved for human interaction and warmth that you devote yourself to a fictional woman and genuinely believe you're in a relationship with her
@Dream Salad
Nothing to do with parasocial relationships tho. A person feeling like a friend of a streamer (for example) is reinforced by the streamer addressing the group the fan belongs to, and also they live in the same world. A regular person can be attracted by good content and fall for the weaponization of the parasocial relationship into feeling like friends of the content maker.
A person having a waifu is several steps further detached from reality, and the problem gets to a point where the attachment to the waifu is the least of all evils.
@@0_toast_045 the irony is not lost to me, yessiree
Imagine being delusional and a loser
@@chejchi9090 imagine being a weeb
@@0_toast_045
I could say the same for you, moron.
the guy in the princess peach one is just mario, final bet.
Nah it's probably Luigi
@@linus6718 It totally is Luigi.
@@jeremy5434 Waluigi is too much of a chad for that shit
@@flowersanbones he'd probably just get it on with Bowser as revenge
@@nrggvrn5576 why not get on with Bowser for real tho?
I used to think body pillow just meant a plain, ordinary pillow for the body... but now...
Non-waifu body pillows do exist, I have one and it's nice and comfortable
Kristijan Car Why not both?
You have stared at the abyss too long, and now it's staring back!
+TheNellehFox i’m so sorry for you...
I don't know at what point people stopped calling them dakimakuras
But it's simpler
To quote a great man
*"I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands on its own now"*
He is living proof that waifu lovers can still have a real life 3D girlfriend XD
Weeaboo Jones?
No, it's Joey the Anime man
@@comicstrider4851 pretty sure it was from Filthy Frank's "Weeaboos" video
May his soul R.I.P. in peace
Came for the cringe but just got sad instead
Those poor girls have like at least 2000 husbands
Sluts the bunch of them are
I had no idea people took waifus so seriously it’s kind of creepy
Leisurous mental illness is now normal. Really.
You must be young. I knew people took this kind of stuff seriously before the internet became mainstream.
Evan Russell As someone with a trekkie mother, I am aware that us young peeps never really created anything new - we just popularized nerd culture.
I think my age group is the one that's popularizied nerd culture. I'm 24, but there's too much damn "new" stuff targeting my age group with my older brothers and sisters. 80s nostalgia is super high right now for some reason and a lot of movies and shows have tried to cater to that. For my age group in particular, Pixar has realized if they make squeals that appeal to us, their movie is bound to make a ton of money. Reason why we have an Incredibles 2 movie freaking 14 years after the first one AND a Toy Story 4 movie coming out that's bound to succeed.
Ruby Y. I hate my age group's love for nostalgia because they've proven to companies that you don't need to make anything new to appeal to them. Reference the 90s or early 2000s and they'll get people to flock.
"I feel like you cant just stake a claim to princess peach" everytime i hear it it kills me and i dont know why
Because it is hilariously false
All I have to say is: too many waifu’s will ruin your laifu.
True words brother
This comment is wonderful
1 waifu= happy life
Too many in this case meaning 1
No Waifu No Laifu
I went to the actual subreddit and someone asked if they were ever going to go back to irl relationships.
..None of them answered yes.
"Back"
They probably never got into a real relationship to begin with. No that one time in 3rd grade doesn’t count my guy
@@owlblocksdavid4955 Bold and highlight it as well please.
As sad as this is...
These people have like no taste in shows.
Lol, underrated comment.
Killer Queen best waifu.
The original Raven is the ultimate waifu uwu
Fuck I wanna kick my own ass for even saying "uwu"
Asuna.... like i know that fucking name. Heard and i get bad vibes whenever i hear it. We know the best waifu is Truck-kun thot-slayer and man-killer.
This was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL to watch even with the riffs flying and making me laugh hard. This is unreal. I feel anguish in knowing this is a thing people legitimately do. It's like if people dated imaginary friends.
Most on that sub are just trolls and almost 0 weebs so keep alive those neurons for real weebs
Well, it's expertly crafted if so. I think the Peach one is definitely a troll.
The Ruby bodypillow one... I'm not so sure about.
I mean I ate my imaginary friends sooooo
I am pretty sure most if these are satire. Go to 4chan for real weebs
@@monkeydoespride what about the over sexualization of many animes? I mean they do it on purpose
My waifu is without a doubt...
Waluigi.
...NICE.
He can’t smash though.
@@theguythatasked6400 how do you know?
@@epicghandi6141 cuz he's not in smash bros
Man of culture.
-I'm have panic attack
-Do Thing
-Homemade Cheesecake
T-shirt ideas.
ima take this real quick
@@theglass1303 where is it, I want to buy it
Husband? Don't these FOOLS know that the proper term is husbando?
i dont watch anime or know terms
This.
And shall we point out how lazy of a term that is? Lol
All they did was add a Hat on the word Husband.
Edit: This reply was sponsored by Nord VPN and the Joke Gang.
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven waifu and husbando come from the fact that Japanese doesn't work with English very well. The words are meant to be wife and husband but that's as close as you can get. it's "engrish"
I am quite aware and was simply making a joke. However, a lot of " Anime Terms" are Fan-Made.
Husbando being one of those Fan-Made terms.
Danny DeVito is the ultimate waifu
Nice husbando you got there.
*B A S E D*
FR MAN
Holesome 100
Nah Mario is
how do u have relationship problems with a body pillow?
it doesn't have sentience to begin with either, how do u even know if it loves u?
i dont even
Mental illness.
You should listen to Pillowhead by Failure. That song will answer all your questions.
*When you're so bad at relationships that you even have problems with a* *_Pillow_*
Easy. Your genital gets stuck inside the pillows hole. And the pillow stops being soft. Easy peasy
Its a kind of perception which leads people to think an inanimate object is animate. And no is not a mental illness... believing it is, is the actual illness. Its called "methinkusick".
I've only ever used the term "waifu" in an ironic sense, and even then that title was reserved for GLaDOS from portal
Robot waifus are alright.
@bigboi chase So? It's what I liked. Doesn't mean you have to agree.
@@Ellisepha neurotoxin gas turned me on
neo is the best waifu
Ayyy Neo pfp
*IMHAVEPANICATTACK*
Hello, have panic attack!
no u
Hi HavePanicAttack, I'm Dad!
Chicken Permission *c h i c k e n p e r m i s s i o n*
W H E R E H A V E Y O U B E A N
*I assume she and Mario have had a past...* 😂
_I brought my waifu's body pillow to recess_
Edgy
R/madlad
i hope you know all(or most) of these are faked for laughs. idk about that asuna parallel universe guy though
i played tag with her at recess
@@mirairoses The comment now has 420 likes
"Will I be ever able to meet Asuna?"
To answer that, we will have to look at
*_...PaRaLlEl UnIvErSeS!_*
Well, it is a possibility. In fact, if the universe is infinite, the probability is 1, or 100%.
That means, our waifus are real.
I was hoping somebody would make that reference.
Thank you, human of culture. 👏
@@nagitokomaeda3237 I mean even if parallel universes are real they still have to follow the basic laws of physics though. You don't really think that there are universes in which people are 24 drawings in motion every second, do you?
(If you were being sarcastic feel free to woosh me. I don't care)
You don't need parallel universes for them to exist when you can just wish them to be real in heaven 😎🤝✝️
hello have panic attack, i’m dad
Lmao
Yes
Uh... Da.
Hi dad, I’m disappointed!
no
"Body pillow"
"Recess"
Um what
Recess is the break before lunch. or, to recess is to go backwards or inwards. Body pillows are log shaped cushions that weebs sometimes put images of anime characters on.
@@PlumEXE Professor Exposition, explainer of things!
Why do you not know what that means lol
Njamesm maybe english is not his first language.
I think he can just not imagine that was actually a thing
The Princess Peach guy can't be serious right?
Right?
Right
Right?
?Left
R-right?
@Ruseau what
The princess peach guy has GOT to be a troll
I mean really, everyone knows that wario = best waifu.
no, shrek
No it's Waluigi.
I feel slightly better about my questionable life decisions now.
No reason to feel ashamed.
6:26 “I’m have panic attack” , you’re not having a panic attack, you’re having a stroke
Pretty sure Princess Peach is taken bud.
Wicked Amoeba that’s why I chose waluigi he is a sexy beast
NovaGamer 551 Oddly enough, I can respect this.
Donkey Kong is best waifu
Nabuchodonosor McGalapàtràmanski you misspelled Captain falcon
Gabriel_The_Doggo 9078 You misspelled Donkey Kong
This universe is one where at least one person's waifu actually exists, and thats why belle delphine was created.
Does the extermination of waifus has to start with her?
@@MouldMadeMind That is a risk I am willing to take
Bowser is my husbando.
Paladin Boyd
*Bowser is animal*
Cinko515, Oh no, I’m have panic attack.
Devin told me to tell you guys he hates you
FrostBite, Good for him.
Paladin Boyd
Bowser is best dad
I've been diagnosed with *die*
...COMRADE
Did you use webMD? I hear that’s a common disease
do you have any specially called: *small die?*
How many die? was it 12 sided die?
ill commit *s t o p l i v i n g*
1:42 "I want to be strong enough to comfortably carry her in my arms, so I started lifting. Still far from my goal buy I've been making alright progress in the past few months."
Is this guy seriously having struggling to carry a pillow? Like you know.. that thing made of feathers?
Y’all remember that scene in spongebob where he struggles to lift those two stuffed animal? Yeah that’s pretty much this guy
I think he is talking about lifting here as if she was a real human and not the pillow. because i really don't think any human is so weak he can't lift a pillow.
@@danieltsiprun8080 A paralyzed man would like to have a word with you
Thats must be a very Dense pillow
He meant the weight of the actual character
Im actually proud of the guy who started lifting and wanted to get in good shape. Questionable reasoning, but still respectable, i hope hes at his goal now. :)
He's way better than those @ s s hole that laughed at him in this video.
And i bet he can beat these skinny a s s nerd without much difficulty
@@illegalpic6814 It is funny to start doing lifting to impress a fictionnal person. Especially for the purpose of lifting his waifu, which I assume means lifting a body pillow or something. I don't know why you're taking this so personnally.
@@illegalpic6814 was that you in the video lol
I don't know whether to laugh or not these people sound ready to pull the trigger on life..
That sentence makes no sense.
@@QuattroPogjeena Just missing a period buddy, shouldn't be hard to comprehend.
@@spp6849 a period? We're now talking about female anatomy, are we?
@@QuattroPogjeena Nice bait 👌
@@QuattroPogjeena nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
"Do girls find guys with Waifu's attractive?" *As a girl, I say, uh, no. I do not.*
ᴵᵗˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ Cₒₙₙₒᵣ
No you are a birb sent by cyberlife
Ah, yes. You are correct.
Do you speak for all girls??
I can't say I am surprised...Schizophrenics aren't that sexy...
The people on that subreddit really need to see a psychologist or a therapist
Yea they have an actual psychological issue called Erotomania, it's delusional and if people are being bullied cus of it and believe in parallel universes or a heaven where they can meet them they may commit suicide, or just because they r depressed tbh comorbidity is likely with this :(
Definitely a Human
Or they are Just Lonely
You can get realy wierd If youre Lonely
or a friend
You are very badass aren't you?
Arsakia_ so you want 13yr olds to have guns?
Well, they can always shoot themselves.
It really says something about an individuals self esteem when they can’t even find success in their imaginary relations...
Ironically Waifu: Yuri (DDLC)
Unironically Waifu: Bill Nye
The Romanizer Monica is best girl, go fuck yourself.
Paperman 834 I do respect your opinion, but Monika isnt really... well, "my type".
Ironically Waifu: Fiona from Shrek
Unironically Waifu: The fairy godmother
Bill Nye is shit, I wanna see him try and give an enthusiastic explanation on how my waifu can make his shitty underwear talk.
When atoms vibrate at a certain wavelength and with a certain amount of energy, accompanied by sheer coincidence, they produce sound collectively, and the sound, though small, builds up due to the septillions of atoms in said object(in this case, a shitty underwear) and becomes audible, though only to a certain extent. The amount of coincidence present would also need to be higher than there are numbers in Pi to allow the object to produce sound for longer than a second, or a sentence length timespan. The amount of coincidence would also need to be more than the time taken for a ancient mechanical calculator to divide 0 by 0, for the sound to actually be recognized or to resemble a letter or sentence.
Yang is best (RWBY)
“My first ex-waifu turned humanity into tang.” That waifu is a 14 year old clone of the main characters mom. You sure you ever wanted that? Btw, Rei Ayanami.
a man of q u a l i t y
I honestly love the headcanon that the third impact was caused because of the soul reason that reis husbando left her
Yes.
I preferred Asuka
It was so fucking hilarious to rewatch this and finally get the reference.
*_ARE YOU WORKING CLASS???_*
Привет, товарищ, у меня паническая атака!
“Who’s your waifu David?”
“We all know it’s Maes Hughes.”
*NOOOOOOOOOOOO*
:(
That's a fma refrence right?
@@taabott yeah bro yeah it is and it’s still sad
"To give some backstory, I been with my waifu, Princess Peach, for three years"
I died laughing
Unkle Adams I really wish this was the real Unkle Adams
The Cabbage Preacher
I hope you realized that was ironic, so no need to take it seriously and cringe.
Don’t forget the true waifu Cthulhu.
I’m dead Inside Damn straight
Nah man, Yog Sothoth is the ultimate waifu
Waifhulhu
Thomas Stewart HAHA!
I’m dead Inside sphaget monster flying go pew pew to big squid
Shout out to the other bots that are subscribed
ThatKidCalledJess BEEP BOOP FUCK THE HUMIES
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>C.F.1.0:\\hello
Thanks fam
BEEP BOOP
The creator of your waifu is technically your parent in-law
"My first waifu turned humanity into Tang" ah shit, here we go again
oh i just got the reference lol
@@ffrai3094 Evangelion?
@@petrkinkal1509 sí
And it all comes
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
Personally my first waifu turned into the moon.
Hi have panic attack, I'm Dad.
Random Computer hes not a genius. Asdfmovie9 search it
Elizete Ripperoni
8:09 *I hope he's talking about a different Ruby*
Probably not. Eh, who cares.
@@nagitokomaeda3237 Me.
@@rwbyistrash603 Well I don't think you should. It's not any of your business.
@@nagitokomaeda3237 it was never anyones business
Username checks out
Pacha from the Emperors New Groove is my one and only true waifu. 👌
andretheinternaut Same 👌👌
Josef Stalin is my waifu
Your waifu is just right 👌
When the memes are just right
In Mother Russia, Panic Attack am have you!
I AM A WAIFU
why
am
I
forever
unloved
Because you are a christian body pillow
Sounds to me like the guy going to Uni is actually entering a stage of maturity in his life and understanding that his "waifu" is childish. This change in pattern is depressing for him because it's basically a metamorphosis into an adult.
Just food for thought. He's probably the only one I actually have hope for.
This is depressing
Where is waluigi and pink gold peach
I don't have any hope for mankind after this
a big ail
Abigail Eldritch There’s that moment when you realize it’s not ironic humor anymore. It’s kinda depressing.
Johnathon Upadhyay Wait these dudes on reddit aren't memeing? You sure man?
Bill Nye the science guy is my darling waifu!
Science reigns absolute superiority
He doesn't even have a degree in science... He has an engineering degree... BILL NYE EXPOSED!!
Bill nye is shit, michael from Vsauce is the only best waifu
Actually he is a male, so he would be a husbando. How DARE you disrespect my senpai.
BILL BILL BILL BILL
Best way to round out the day. Get drunk and laugh at people having a worse life than I am.
IceCraim I found the Weeb guys.
There is a big difference between liking something and obsessing over it. These guys actually believe these things are real. I kind of hope all those posts are like r/Nosleep where people pretend that it's real, but I fear it isn't.
Mili Molo tbh i thought these posts were 90% trolls
Mili Molo - I share your stance on the matter.
Simply having a waifu isn't so weird, but obsessing over them to the point you can hardly live your life effectively without them, is what's weird.
Moving Parts Gaming uui
9:37
Weeb: "The most important woman in my life, Chiaki Nanami!"
His mother, the person that literally gave him life, and raised him: "Am I a joke to you?"
to be fair chiaki is top tier waifu material
@@DrMedicsGameSurgery I wholeheartedly agree. There can be no better waifu than her but I don't want to get into a war here so let's leave it at top-tier.
Chiaki :(
@@DrMedicsGameSurgery not a chiaki simp (despite my pfp), but I completely agree
I wanna point out also that sometimes parents are nasty people and therefore wouldnt be as important at all
Obama = high-tier waifu
osama is better fuck you
orama is better fuck you
I had a friend that had waifu's and commanded one with hitler to him and then he threw all the other waifu's out the door and everyone laughed hard at him and suicided with a couple of pasagers in flight of an DC-9 i think
The No Reason Hater hol up.
@@deadaccount4123 why
"Mister what started you to be the top liftweighter!"
"So I can comfortably carry my Waifu"
God I get crushes on fictional characters but I don’t call them “waifus” or take it to this length
Christ almighty
I've had a crush on Planky I think it was from Ed, Edd, and Eddy and I may or may not have beaten my meat to pictures of him. God I love that piece of wood
Person Personson preach brother
agree but if youre talking to a friend who call them waifus then yea idk
I know how you feel squidward is thicc
Person Personson
Plank is the ultimate husbando anyway
Ok so confession time, one time I taped a picture of my old crush on a pillow and snuggled it for like 2 hours while watching a movies
Interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing!
at least it was a real person
*Reads comments*
*Sees no comments about Waluigi being best waifu*
BooBoy456 Wario you fool
waluigi is my fucking husband
It's because we, Waluigu adorers prefer not to reveal our secret identity
There you go mate img08.deviantart.net/59f3/i/2015/104/2/b/waluigi_dakimakura_by_vickinky-d8phar8.jpg
@@alexanderstilianov thanks, we needed this desperately
The only waifu I recognised on there was Chiaki Nanami, and I gotta say; who doesn't love that sweetheart?
preach oml
I saw her name and was like "yeah, valid"
Top tier
Yeah legit if I had to pick best girl all time from a game or show it’s definitely chiaki
I don't , she,s too vanilla , but of course considering what she is , I say she was engineered to be THAT perfect
i was laughing at first but then I realised I'm just watching a video of a bunch of guys laughing at the cry for help of a bunch of seriously depraved, lonely people.
then you were laughing harder
XX I know I am
Nonna Urbisness
Ok boomer
Nonna Urbisness ok MiL. Take the L. XD RAWR😂😂😂😂😂
@Nonna Urbisness you know the more pissed off you look the more they'll continue
boomer
Wait a minute he brought his body pillow out at recess that means... oh no
They mentioned Maes Hughes I love this channel
Well he is the ideal waifu. :)
ChibiPrincess: Would Gracia approve?
i love this channel so much
Timeflow IS DEAD
WINDEX GLASS CLEANER
**rocking back and forth** no he's not, he's not dead, he's not dead...
Guys help I don't know how to propose marriage to my waifu,
*Ricardo Milos*
This comment is so underrated
He is going to reject you, because his pp is not just for one girl uwu...
You got that somethin that i need
It appears you're lost there. I suggest you learn his language
A male waifu is called a husbando
I fuking died during the princess peach one. There's no way someone could be genuine about some of these posts 😂 oh, and I'd like to inform the fine gentlemen who wrote the posts during 8:08 and 9:40 that their waifus aren't legal age yet, so they should expect the FBI paying them a visit.
Comment King 1th Isnt that a Romeo and Juliet thing like the US has? I dont think its blanket consent at 14
Comment King 1th yeah, except these are fictional characters to begin with, so it doesn't actually matter. And even if the laws did apply to them, they couldn't give their consent (because y'know they don't exist) so they'd always be illegal, no matter the age.
It’s gotta be a troll.
Lolicon is illegal in most states...
Comment King 1th
Oh ok
Imagine being the person who drew the Waifu... Knowing that one or many people have fantasy relationships with your drawing...
That to me feels weird.
Implying anime doesn''t specifically target people like that
That's enough internet for the night.
is it bad that i know what the "turning humanity into tang" reference is
the character is 14
They turned everyone into tango cans
It's not that niche of a reference dude, Evangelion is an incredibly popular show, and the tang scene is an iconic scene from the show
this comment is a fucking meme ignore it pls thanks
a z o o n a
Genesectasaurus of all the Waifus to have, why Asuna?? She’s the blandest of bland characters!!
Because she's animal
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asundere
The guy that loved princess peach is totally trolling.
people like that exist