Crazy Anti-Vaxx Mothers

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  • @Waxican
    @Waxican 5 років тому +2578

    Parent: what do you want to be when you grow up Billy?
    Unvaxxed kid: ....alive....

    • @florbingo9871
      @florbingo9871 5 років тому +97

      Parent: *_NOPE!_*

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 5 років тому +96

      Billy, you need to get over this midlife crisis shit!

    • @pi840
      @pi840 5 років тому +25

      Denied!

    • @inkcloud711
      @inkcloud711 5 років тому +10

      Why is the unvaxxed kid answering for billy?

    • @Waxican
      @Waxican 5 років тому +1

      @@inkcloud711 I just Billy as a generic kid name, not that the kid's name is necessarily Billy.

  • @jukeincorporated
    @jukeincorporated 5 років тому +1909

    Anti Vaxx people should be a buff in plague inc

    • @irodsalt6490
      @irodsalt6490 5 років тому +132

      You are a genius

    • @zonalklism
      @zonalklism 5 років тому +123

      They are in some scenarios.

    • @StellaStarfall
      @StellaStarfall 5 років тому +43

      TatorTot 273 Already is.

    • @lunapyrope9683
      @lunapyrope9683 5 років тому +134

      "Science Denial" happens in some scenarios

    • @lotus7781
      @lotus7781 5 років тому +39

      TatorTot 273 there is an anti-science scenario

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 5 років тому +2979

    *Anti-vaxx memes have lasted longer than anti-vaxx kids.*

    • @LEMONZEBRA554
      @LEMONZEBRA554 5 років тому

      Heart of Iron RGF this comment needs more likes 😂

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 5 років тому +18

      Cotton_Cat 23 Thanks to vaccines of course.
      And if you’re gonna say that you aren’t, then your statement is not gonna last very long...

    • @mikeholcomb9013
      @mikeholcomb9013 5 років тому

      R.I.P. antivax kids

    • @ege8240
      @ege8240 5 років тому +6

      @Cotton_Cat 23 well your mind looks very dead to me

    • @greenmind3488
      @greenmind3488 5 років тому

      Ffs, the fact this is true tho...

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 4 роки тому +5395

    "It oNlY cOsT a tHiRd oF euRope!"
    I died at that

    • @mini5701
      @mini5701 4 роки тому +348

      So did a thirth of europe

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 4 роки тому +45

      @@mini5701 What a plot twist

    • @j-c4997
      @j-c4997 4 роки тому +8

      Ketamine and Communism 😳

    • @DamiemBlorp
      @DamiemBlorp 4 роки тому +5

      LOL i live in the netherlands

    • @maaike4
      @maaike4 4 роки тому +1

      @@DamiemBlorp same

  • @ohyeah3036
    @ohyeah3036 5 років тому +3372

    Anti-vax Mom: Look he's saying his last words!
    Dad: Dont you mean first?
    Anti-vax Mom: *_last_*

    • @joshuazane3210
      @joshuazane3210 5 років тому +124

      5/5 comment. Would upvote again.

    • @howmom7512
      @howmom7512 5 років тому +15

      Merry Christmas

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 5 років тому +54

      When you're aware of the cons of being anti-vaxx but insist on being anti-vaxx anyway

    • @m-jgomis7195
      @m-jgomis7195 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 5 років тому +5

      Grabs ak 47 shoots

  • @ethanbozzay2534
    @ethanbozzay2534 5 років тому +1549

    Measles: sees anti-vax parent
    Measles: tHe seRveRs arE bAck onLinE!

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 5 років тому +46

      Measles: its free real estate

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 5 років тому +15

      Measles: It's an all you can eat buffet!

  • @thestickopia4619
    @thestickopia4619 5 років тому +3995

    Unvaccinated kid:Exists
    Nearly eradicated disease: It's free real estate

    • @MegaPompoen
      @MegaPompoen 5 років тому +169

      /Laughs microscopically

    • @cendresaphoenix1974
      @cendresaphoenix1974 5 років тому +21

      I'm sad. Like really sad.

    • @rosie3747
      @rosie3747 5 років тому +14

      Ahh damn I shouldn't be laughing

    • @savior7738
      @savior7738 5 років тому +24

      Anti-vaxx kid: *exists*
      Me: Current Objective: s u r v i v e

    • @Jesse-fd5bv
      @Jesse-fd5bv 5 років тому +2

      @@savior7738 doesn't really make sense thought if you're not the antivaxx kid

  • @Thandon
    @Thandon 4 роки тому +5265

    Did you know?: A left handed test taker is more likely to finish their test faster than a child who *died because they weren't vaccinated*

    • @Suicide_is_cute
      @Suicide_is_cute 4 роки тому +159

      The more you know

    • @kxdxn6388
      @kxdxn6388 4 роки тому +70

      Now that's facts

    • @nazoryt5546
      @nazoryt5546 4 роки тому +112

      Some anti vaxxers are gonna come on here and start some shit about not making fun about anti vaxxers because they think there smart

    • @Thandon
      @Thandon 4 роки тому +14

      @@nazoryt5546 well I'm already at 112 likes right now sooo

    • @Thandon
      @Thandon 4 роки тому +16

      @Isaac Wrzesinski you're damn right

  • @eman6784
    @eman6784 5 років тому +8247

    1945: teen sneaks out to drink
    1990: teen sneaks out to smoke weed
    2019: teen sneaks out to get vaccine

    • @benjamator6700
      @benjamator6700 5 років тому +282

      You know non vaxxed kids dont make it past 3

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 5 років тому +167

      1985: Teen sneaks out to dance.

    • @jordanvroon7400
      @jordanvroon7400 5 років тому +93

      @Cotton_Cat 23 2 years old, you got a solid year left

    • @terrytaylor7036
      @terrytaylor7036 5 років тому +31

      @Cotton_Cat 23 a ghost

    • @terrytaylor7036
      @terrytaylor7036 5 років тому +19

      @Cotton_Cat 23 he would have to have quite the head to accomplish that, ghost

  • @adannn
    @adannn 4 роки тому +3652

    "Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one."
    ~~ Sandy Cheeks

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v 4 роки тому +10

      @Aziri Spongebob.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 4 роки тому +84

      Ah yes the wise words of an underwater squirrel

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 роки тому +38

      ah yes, wise words from texan squirrel lady

    • @mr_lemonade4230
      @mr_lemonade4230 3 роки тому +42

      trying to reason with flat earthers or antivaxxers is like trying to play chess with a pigeon- no matter how good you are they'll just knock over the pieces and sh*t on the board.

    • @junie5105
      @junie5105 3 роки тому +4

      1,000th like. i feel accomplished.

  • @neevearm7935
    @neevearm7935 5 років тому +1171

    I wasn’t vaxed till i was four bc my mum thought it would cause autism. I was diagnosed with autism and then i got vaccinations against everything by my nan. Thanks nan

  • @poppyzsu4541
    @poppyzsu4541 4 роки тому +598

    funny story: my school was actually the epicenter of the measles epidemic in San Diego because so many moms there were anti-vax

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 4 роки тому +31

      Wasn’t there a place around Denver too? Pretty much anywhere middle class hippie soccer moms live

    • @justawhiteguywitharocketla590
      @justawhiteguywitharocketla590 3 роки тому +9

      You know what
      Keep being anti vaxx because if you get, we dont have to deal with you

    • @thescarletking8466
      @thescarletking8466 3 роки тому +3

      Jeez, talk about being G R O U N D Z E R O for a bad day.

    • @maroon6555
      @maroon6555 3 роки тому +1

      True statistic - majority of anti Vaxxers are women

    • @jime2568
      @jime2568 3 роки тому

      Are vaccines not mandatory with no exemption in cali?

  • @lemin_88
    @lemin_88 5 років тому +446

    Kid: I want to live to be 100 years old
    Anti-vaxx mom:Three take it or leave it

    • @msfnxy8930
      @msfnxy8930 5 років тому +24

      Kid: then i’ll leave it

    • @lemin_88
      @lemin_88 5 років тому +4

      @@msfnxy8930 you got me there

    • @dickxonfernando90
      @dickxonfernando90 5 років тому +3

      I laugh longer than their child live

    • @lemin_88
      @lemin_88 5 років тому +4

      @@dickxonfernando90 the kid will be dead by the time the joke dies

    • @russianfeline1286
      @russianfeline1286 5 років тому

      hi fellow soviet dog

  • @maiimirr9747
    @maiimirr9747 5 років тому +5014

    That 16 month old baby probably seemed so cognitive because it had already experienced one third of it's life

    • @nal9398
      @nal9398 5 років тому +156

      OR A 1 YEAR OLD BABY JUST SAYING, YOU DONT NEED TO SAY THE MONTHS JUST SAY ITS 1 YEAR OLD. OH YEAH IM 59 MONTHS OLD HOW OLD ARE YOU?

    • @NutBreadMSMC
      @NutBreadMSMC 5 років тому +93

      ok How are you 4 years old?

    • @oxaile4021
      @oxaile4021 5 років тому +87

      @@nal9398 ^this. I might as well call myself 254 month old to avoid confusion.

    • @littl3evee
      @littl3evee 5 років тому +2

      Oh my gosh

    • @nal9398
      @nal9398 5 років тому +9

      @@NutBreadMSMC not bad, you?

  • @CyprusHartford
    @CyprusHartford 5 років тому +560

    "Some very light crackling..."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 років тому

      Every time I comment somewhere, people always tell me how much they adore and love me. Do you love me, CHATTY MATTY?

    • @joachimmacdonald2702
      @joachimmacdonald2702 5 років тому +1

      Chatty Matty fuck I can’t like this comment because it has 69 likes and I don’t want to upset order in the universe

    • @AtlaniBonita
      @AtlaniBonita 5 років тому +15

      @@AxxLAfriku Fuck off nobody loves you, you aren't special enough to be talked about

    • @elleia8025
      @elleia8025 5 років тому

      @@AtlaniBonita Jesus man the fuck? Salty much? You could've said that without sounding lie a prick. I don't want beef or anything.

    • @yeleyfan18
      @yeleyfan18 5 років тому

      Look, a Denny Hamlin fan.

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 4 роки тому +871

    “You’re not vaccinating my children! I refuse to be tracked by the government!” *pulls out phone*

  • @theupsidedownbear4622
    @theupsidedownbear4622 5 років тому +611

    Mom: I would rather have my child be dead then have autism
    How disrespectful is that to autistic people

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 4 роки тому +108

      My science teacher (absolutely hilarious man, but I digress) once spent almost an entire hour cracking anti-vax jokes, finishing it off with "Vaccines don't cause autism, autism causes vaccines" and that, kids, is what cemented him as my second favourite teacher.

    • @ditzed5212
      @ditzed5212 4 роки тому +14

      now i want to know what topped that

    • @GrizzleyBearington
      @GrizzleyBearington 4 роки тому +7

      As do I.

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 роки тому +3

      Lavender Ink who topped that good sir

    • @OkthenBi
      @OkthenBi 4 роки тому +1

      Dorime

  • @memesaremylife7429
    @memesaremylife7429 5 років тому +3225

    I’m anti-sun because it gave my child sunburn

    • @atlas_astroid7198
      @atlas_astroid7198 5 років тому +73

      Memes Are my life lmao that’s their logic

    • @minsurezero6665
      @minsurezero6665 5 років тому +144

      I'm anti gun because I keep shooting myself and it hurts really bad

    • @agrobabb4943
      @agrobabb4943 5 років тому +110

      I am anti breathing system because I have a soar throat

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 5 років тому +55

      I'm fast-food because I heard of this think called choking! It turns out that it can actually kill you! I've decided to just not give my kids any food at all for their sake.

    • @rowboat_3464
      @rowboat_3464 5 років тому +3

      @@minsurezero6665 im crying 😂🤣😂

  • @shanesshenanigans6067
    @shanesshenanigans6067 5 років тому +3705

    Bartenders :
    Anti vax mums:
    🤜🤛
    Both not giving shots to kids

    • @kaeyasimp3918
      @kaeyasimp3918 5 років тому +20

      ive seen that before :')

    • @Karen-bc6ym
      @Karen-bc6ym 5 років тому +76

      Ima proud antivax mom of 2 kids they died though

    • @Sughrinihil
      @Sughrinihil 5 років тому +24

      Most bartenders around here are willing to give shots to preteens, though. Heh... it's sad.

    • @tahamohammad1741
      @tahamohammad1741 5 років тому +5

      Karen go ruin some cashiers life not ours!

    • @painfulguess9429
      @painfulguess9429 5 років тому +3

      @@Karen-bc6ym oh no SHES HERE-
      (is joke, dont wanna be wooshed-

  • @Kagamine-Len-
    @Kagamine-Len- 4 роки тому +261

    “Harmless childhood illness”
    Measles: **Has a 10 percent chance of death if it reaches the brain in adults**

    • @BBQLOVER65
      @BBQLOVER65 3 роки тому +6

      measles is harmless to the people in this video, so they think its harmless to their kids too

    • @burnv06
      @burnv06 2 роки тому +5

      30% if it reaches the brain in children i think. Also even if you don’t die, the brain will be permanently damaged

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +1422

    My self esteem is lower than anti vax kids lifespan

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 років тому +28

      Their parents are kremitting genealogical suicide.

    • @darke3537
      @darke3537 5 років тому +32

      How can it be less than 0...?

    • @captainhook4258
      @captainhook4258 5 років тому +7

      @@feralchangeling97 that was so close to being an r/woosh on my end 😂 Great joke

    • @bleunight9199
      @bleunight9199 5 років тому

      Hell, yours must be really REALLY low then?

    • @fluffyhusky9120
      @fluffyhusky9120 5 років тому +2

      So it's non-existent?

  • @awkwardbaggage3987
    @awkwardbaggage3987 5 років тому +714

    "Measles are harmless."
    Ah yes, those 20.4+ million people that had measles and died must've just been coincidental... Of course

    • @rena8215
      @rena8215 5 років тому +63

      An anti-vax would say those deaths are lies

    • @user-sh9ww1yk1y
      @user-sh9ww1yk1y 5 років тому +11

      @@rena8215 pff population control

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +37

      And we get vaccinated for other "harmless" stuff, like rubella. Never mind the fact that it can cause deafness and stuff. Some people are born deaf, so it's natural. There's even Deaf schools to send my kids to if it comes to that!
      OMGSH could you imagine if someone actually had this argument for anti-vaccine?

    • @rena8215
      @rena8215 5 років тому +8

      @@barbaro267 There probably is someone

    • @ticalion6652
      @ticalion6652 5 років тому

      Can you cite some sources? No? I didn't think so.

  • @J_Damico_Arts
    @J_Damico_Arts 5 років тому +904

    Things that never get old:
    -dark humor
    -antivaxx kids

    • @amiyahbird1
      @amiyahbird1 5 років тому +37

      W A I T --

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 років тому +43

      Z O I N K S

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 5 років тому +27

      Y O U D I N G L E B E R R Y

    • @mcdhonalz9004
      @mcdhonalz9004 5 років тому +18

      Teach me how to tell a knee slapper like that

    • @axelane_7007
      @axelane_7007 5 років тому +4

      thats untrue, the common thing with dark hunor and anti vaxx kids is that they die out to fast

  • @mal_3157
    @mal_3157 4 роки тому +2917

    I wasn’t vaccinated until I was like 17, jokes aside I don’t even know I survived getting the flu, because I caught the flu like 2 times a month
    Parents, vaccinate your kids

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 4 роки тому +439

      Australian Dude It’s because of memory cells. Even though you didn’t get vaccinated, you survived the flu once, so you are able to fight it off again.
      It’s actually the same principles as Vaccines. But Vaccines use a weakened pathogen, so they’re safer

    • @c4nn0n17
      @c4nn0n17 4 роки тому +76

      @@mal_3157 u outilived ur life

    • @pallah0077
      @pallah0077 4 роки тому +96

      But flu changes every time and if you were vaccinated from flu the chances of getting flu more likely will decrease or you will get better faster after catching it

    • @mal_3157
      @mal_3157 4 роки тому +17

      Allah007 true

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 4 роки тому +125

      The flu is really not that concerning. But you were actually very lucky not getting any other illness more serious than the flu (not that I hope anyone to catch one, even more in these times). Good job thaking the responsibility yourself and vaccinating, luckily there are many anti-vaxx's sons who do the same thing reaching adulthood.

  • @maxfaleyev1590
    @maxfaleyev1590 5 років тому +4197

    Unvaccinated kid: **dies of measles**
    Antivax mom: It's that damn phone!

    • @comettitun8087
      @comettitun8087 5 років тому +10

      look up the last childhood measles death in ur country

    • @chrisjt86
      @chrisjt86 5 років тому +7

      Taki from Soul Calibur was quite hot

    • @jaybg1972
      @jaybg1972 5 років тому +2

      comett itun measles started yesterday in my state (only one person)

    • @MiguelRodriguez-nc3ym
      @MiguelRodriguez-nc3ym 5 років тому +1

      You was at 399 so took you up a notch

    • @agentblackbird9435
      @agentblackbird9435 5 років тому +7

      Its that dang Call of Duty!

  • @KillertoxinVA
    @KillertoxinVA 5 років тому +765

    Kid: *crying*
    Mom: why is Tommy crying?
    Doctor: are you anti vaxx
    Mom: yes
    Doctor: how old is he
    Mom: 1 and a half
    Doctor: hes going through his midlife crisis

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 років тому +6823

    God: “Let there be ants”
    Ants: “Vaccines are bad”
    God: “Let there be ant eaters”

    • @retard5430
      @retard5430 5 років тому +52

      Evariste Galois Gods a myth

    • @AtlaniBonita
      @AtlaniBonita 5 років тому +36

      @@retard5430 LMAO

    • @dixinormus8522
      @dixinormus8522 5 років тому +27

      Samuel original ea? More like, e gay

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s 5 років тому +3

      @Jan Jappie oof

    • @ohav3893
      @ohav3893 5 років тому +8

      @@gabenewell6017 but fortnite sucks

  • @MichaelWilliams-tw7ft
    @MichaelWilliams-tw7ft 4 роки тому +866

    “Polio was relatively harmless before vaccines”
    Thinks of the guy who’s the last person being supported by a iron lung because of having polio before the vaccine 😅

    • @maryjayne9700
      @maryjayne9700 4 роки тому +71

      My aunt suffered from polio. She was born in 1940 - so unfortunately a bit too early - had to take her mobile respirator everywhere and couldn't walk well ... I wanna punch these anti-vaxxers in the face when I read their bs! 😅

    • @DIHVLD
      @DIHVLD 4 роки тому +44

      @@maryjayne9700 Punch them? Bruh i wish natural selection would hurry up and make ‘em drop dead. The world has enough dumbasses in it already..
      *cough* fLaT eArThErS *cough*

    • @justawhiteguywitharocketla590
      @justawhiteguywitharocketla590 3 роки тому +63

      You know polio was so harmless it actually made you stop breathing.
      HARMLESS AM I RIGHT?

    • @julieworsley5048
      @julieworsley5048 3 роки тому

      Bullshit and you know it Polio before the vaccine was invented paralysed people your talking outta your arse

    • @nyoodmono4681
      @nyoodmono4681 2 роки тому

      All these cripled children, it was not polio, it was the vaccines

  • @greentruthful1968
    @greentruthful1968 5 років тому +3786

    Why was the 1 1/2 year old anti-vaxx kid crying?
    Midlife crisis.

    • @ltore1
      @ltore1 5 років тому +12

      GreenTruthful damn this is gold😂

    • @helRAEzzzer
      @helRAEzzzer 5 років тому +12

      Oh fuck! I laughed more than appropriate at this!😂😂😂
      EDIT: I feel like such a bitch, cuz I honestly worry like crazy about these poor kids, but FUCK that's a good joke!

    • @Bruh-hn1xi
      @Bruh-hn1xi 5 років тому +2

      Oooohhhhhh

    • @splattim3180
      @splattim3180 5 років тому +1

      Key word being "Midlife".

    • @thegreatape170
      @thegreatape170 5 років тому +1

      OOF

  • @quisquose2047
    @quisquose2047 5 років тому +757

    "She's now 3- *DEAD* and I'm ready to put her in the grave" Rhianna - 2019

  • @jarinoxborrow6151
    @jarinoxborrow6151 5 років тому +5797

    1990: teens sneaking out to get shots
    2019: teens sneaking out to get shots

  • @jadenlee2042
    @jadenlee2042 3 роки тому +407

    As an autistic person, I can confirm that I level up every time I get a vaccine

    • @spoon9364
      @spoon9364 3 роки тому +6

      What level are you at?

    • @Paper_Frogg
      @Paper_Frogg 3 роки тому +38

      I've had so many vaccines that I have transcended autism and have reached the legendary autism squared

    • @gamingoflifegamers2547
      @gamingoflifegamers2547 3 роки тому +13

      Guys i have taken 69 shots and i have 420 level autsim

    • @isskull7272
      @isskull7272 Рік тому +7

      I've gotten so many vaccines that I've reversed the autism and transformed into a celestial being.

    • @audreydimmel6674
      @audreydimmel6674 Рік тому +4

      Can confirm! I'm level 666 autism, so now I've acquired the ability to repel ableists, conspiracy theorists, and evangelical fundamentalists!

  • @thecrystaltide3757
    @thecrystaltide3757 5 років тому +1653

    measles is BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +34

      I haven't had anything but flu-infected bread for three stinkin' days!

    • @chistosquisto9079
      @chistosquisto9079 5 років тому +37

      Antivax Mom: *doesn’t vaccinate kids*
      Measles: “What about them? They’re
      f r e s h”

    • @amatsukiko
      @amatsukiko 5 років тому +6

      In Berlin, they unironically brought back the measles outbreak

    • @backoffpeer
      @backoffpeer 5 років тому +6

      ME : *Walks outside once during February*
      Thousands of deadly diseases : *Its free real estate*

    • @ApatiteSupernova46
      @ApatiteSupernova46 5 років тому +1

      Measles- It’s What’s For Dinner!

  • @Nullium_MiM
    @Nullium_MiM 5 років тому +502

    that person who converted their friends is example of the problem.

    • @MonochromeTrouble
      @MonochromeTrouble 5 років тому +80

      If you allow yourself to be converted, you're the problem.

    • @piper964
      @piper964 4 роки тому +113

      99% sure they just said it so she'd fuck off

    • @brandymcnamee9936
      @brandymcnamee9936 4 роки тому +14

      More like r/thathappened.

    • @pyajamabottoms8792
      @pyajamabottoms8792 4 роки тому +6

      enter the null that whole story definitely didn’t happen to them tho lol

    • @thatelectropig8678
      @thatelectropig8678 4 роки тому

      Exactly

  • @isaiahtheraccoon8928
    @isaiahtheraccoon8928 5 років тому +450

    fun fact! my mother refused to vaccinate me for literally years of my life and I am extremely lucky not to have died in childhood. (I got vaccinated on my own when I was old enough to consent to medical treatment without parental permission)

    • @leek.3671
      @leek.3671 5 років тому +53

      Wow! Good on you for being smarter!

    • @mikhailbirbovski6059
      @mikhailbirbovski6059 5 років тому +83

      RESTORATION 1000

    • @latenightspaghetti7952
      @latenightspaghetti7952 5 років тому +22

      You’re one step ahead of me comrade.

    • @isaiahtheraccoon8928
      @isaiahtheraccoon8928 5 років тому +3

      dude that super sucks. glad that you're so close to being able to though! just a little more to wait through@charcoal man l

    • @Aetherian1
      @Aetherian1 5 років тому +19

      "Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated, since your body does that automatically. But anti-vaxxers probably would have higher chance of catching a disease."
      Not quite, you catch the disease either way but if you're immune already your body shuts the infection down in a matter of hours. If you're not it has to recognise first that you are infected, then what the infection is, then a suitable antibody for it, then produce it in significant enough quantities to shut down the significantly advanced infection, then you're immune.
      The difference is important in that most ebola cases developed antibodies by the time of death, but by that point there were too many individual copies of the virus for the body to destroy when each antibody can only bind to one. However, any survivors of ebola or those who received a successful vaccine would then be immune. Infectious diseases are a race between the body and the pathogen, "immunity" just gives you a giant head start.
      "Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated" Tell that to the rabies vaccine, the only effective treatment for a disease 16 people have ever survived after symptoms appeared. This vaccine, when administered immediately upon contact, prevents a full scale infection in 100% of cases.

  • @goredCadaver
    @goredCadaver 4 роки тому +116

    My mom didn't vaccinate me at all and I was only vaccinated when I moved to my dad's house when I was 11. Considering whenever I get sick now I don't faint when trying to get out of my bed, not having muscle spasms when I almost fall asleep, I think I'd rather be autistic than half dead like I was.

  • @ediuce3113
    @ediuce3113 5 років тому +1907

    unvaxxined child: "when I grow up... "
    Anti-Vaxx mom: "I gotta stop you right there"

    • @bruh-cp2nq
      @bruh-cp2nq 5 років тому +1

      Edi Wonenberg stolen

    • @mochasugar6523
      @mochasugar6523 5 років тому +33

      Edi Wonenberg “stoopid, I won’t let you get the CHANCE”

    • @nia232
      @nia232 5 років тому +6

      "unvaxxined" isn't even a word.

    • @ariesgrill4999
      @ariesgrill4999 5 років тому

      oml

    • @simonwest9450
      @simonwest9450 5 років тому +45

      How do anti-vax parents celebrate their child’s 5th birthday?
      By placing flowers on their grave

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 5 років тому +2133

    _This really makes me want to sneeze into an anti vaxxers toothbrush_

  • @Phantom_2524
    @Phantom_2524 5 років тому +399

    Anti-vaxx mom: *Doesn’t vaccinate her children.*
    Her children: *Died because of Polio and Measles.*
    Anti-vaxx mom: This is beyond science.

    • @adviktoriam6092
      @adviktoriam6092 5 років тому +45

      or
      Anti-vaxx mom: The goverment is behind this!

    • @leek.3671
      @leek.3671 5 років тому +8

      Anti-vaxx mom: It was somehow the Government

    • @puggles9141
      @puggles9141 5 років тому +23

      Anti-vaxx mom: *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Noble-Nova
      @Noble-Nova 5 років тому +17

      Anti-vaxx mom: Let me go get my essential oils

    • @CommanderNissan
      @CommanderNissan 5 років тому +6

      Anti vax mom: “My children died because of complications due to vaccinations! Where on the stupidity scale would you place me?!”

  • @joshdawson5201
    @joshdawson5201 4 роки тому +213

    Not every parent who doesn’t vaccinate their child is against them. Some people can’t have them, and that’s why herd immunity is so important.

    • @theterminal9354
      @theterminal9354 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah its sad

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +8

      Likewise, not everyone who is concerned about current vaccines doesn't vaccinate.

    • @ianstrijker9576
      @ianstrijker9576 3 роки тому +48

      but those people that just cant take them for medical reasons are not anti-vax. there is a difference in not getting vaccines and being against vaccines

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 3 роки тому +7

      That's not anti-vaxx. That's being poor / out of reach of healthcare.

    • @thescarletking8466
      @thescarletking8466 3 роки тому

      Yes. People need to know a difference between "Choose not to get vaccine because of 'gOvErNmEnT MaNdAtE AnD GoVeRnMeNt bAeD'" and "Choose not to get a vaccine because they can't". Anti-vaxxers are C O N S T A N T L Y ignited in Hell once for every argument they had about vaccines without realizing their hubris. There's a whole lotta screams nearby the center, but that's none of my problem since I know most of those are Antivaxxers, from every reality and every time.

  • @firstarsch2221
    @firstarsch2221 5 років тому +585

    *When you find out the kid who has been bullying you is unvaccinated, so you sneeze in his lunchbox*

    • @thinkaboutit4715
      @thinkaboutit4715 5 років тому +20

      Genius

    • @Breadstixxistaken
      @Breadstixxistaken 5 років тому +11

      My man you are genius!

    • @1AMdoesSomething
      @1AMdoesSomething 5 років тому +51

      Six Petrified Trees
      How would a dead kid even be able to bully you?

    • @acrux1918
      @acrux1918 5 років тому +40

      *MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS*

    • @redsauce9135
      @redsauce9135 5 років тому +6

      Modern problems require modern solutions

  • @alfie7381
    @alfie7381 5 років тому +369

    this video lasted longer than the kids

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 5 років тому +5627

    Antivaxx-jokes are like antivaxx-children
    *They never get old*

    • @jsdjsiv9401
      @jsdjsiv9401 4 роки тому +135

      Dendran Gardner *but at one point they will die*

    • @sumspartan8396
      @sumspartan8396 4 роки тому +19

      Jesus

    • @410Here
      @410Here 4 роки тому +30

      Exactly, they just die

    • @vertex8863
      @vertex8863 4 роки тому +3

      Dadas tuschh nice one lad

    • @EmeraldHero
      @EmeraldHero 4 роки тому +13

      ooh, is it my turn to copy this joke?

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +98

    Dan: "I was also vaccinated against being a loser."
    Rhianna, without hesitation: "Clearly didn't work."
    JESUS CHRIST RHIANNA, CALM DOWN

  • @dankeykang8243
    @dankeykang8243 5 років тому +1036

    I was vaccinated as a child and can confirm that I'm now attracted to ninjas.

    • @siskclockwork2474
      @siskclockwork2474 5 років тому +17

      Who isn't XD Ninjas are awesome~!

    • @zolotayazima8351
      @zolotayazima8351 5 років тому +1

      Why doesn't your comment have more likes?? *A round of applause is in order

    • @rocksolid4597
      @rocksolid4597 5 років тому +2

      "I've broken up with some girls...some guys, you kno-"

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому

      @@alexpilon340 He's.that guy on fortnight or am i wrong either way i HATe fortnight

    • @aredworldwriter9083
      @aredworldwriter9083 5 років тому

      I confess I was vaccinated and now I'm attracted to pirates

  • @FeedMeSalt
    @FeedMeSalt 5 років тому +268

    My school had a meezels epidemic. Only 13 kids out of almost 900 were affected.
    Only one of them was vaccinated.
    The parents came together and tried to sue the school board for endangerment.
    TLDR one of them lost custody after attention was brought to her home, it was horrible.
    The others lost and got to split the bill.
    Idk what the bill was. But they paid it.
    You would think kids would tease you about this kinda thing but no.
    Litteraly no one thought it was a joke or worth making fun of.
    They just straight up avoided those kids untill we had a nurse come in and vaccinate the kids.
    Two mothers came back that same week and drew a a huge group of kids by screaming about their children being vaccinated against their wishes.
    Their kids were 16 and 18 and chose to on their own.
    One of the mothers left in a fucking squad car.
    Mentally unhinged.

  • @crabgal
    @crabgal 5 років тому +1012

    It's actually very sad that there's an entire population of people who are against modern medicine. We're supposed to evolve, not devolve

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +153

      People don't trust modern medicine. They see all the synthetic chemicals as "unnatural", despite the fact that a lot of the stuff they take for granted (shampoo, botox, general anesthesia, etc) is all unnatural. They cherry pick what they mistrust because it makes them feel special to "stick it to the Man".

    • @avi8aviate
      @avi8aviate 5 років тому +27

      @@barbaro267 Yeah, saying something is unnatural is like saying pizza isn't a food.

    • @gibhib
      @gibhib 5 років тому +108

      @@ariesgrill4999 Well considering most people aren't mass murderers and that doctors spend 8-12 years in medical school (as well as a probable background check), I'm fairly sure that *they aren't gonna fucking kill you*

    • @nikosrnec
      @nikosrnec 5 років тому +93

      @@ariesgrill4999 Thats some next level paranoia right there. I mean why even go outside then? Some random car driver might go into a spontaneous rage and just run you over because he feels like it.

    • @nesss99
      @nesss99 5 років тому +1

      Don't blame them for being retarded on first place

  • @axtiexe
    @axtiexe 4 роки тому +561

    the fact that anti-vaxx use the "i don't want my child getting autism" is hilarious to me, as i'm autistic and you cannot "catch" autism. its not a disease. it will never have a cure. it's something you're born with. and it's not bad either. i'd much rather be autistic than neuro-typical.
    edit: spelling

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 3 роки тому +22

      You're talking about soccer moms who'd more readily believe clickbait articles and facebook posts by other soccer moms than doctors and official media which usually has no reason to lie about things like this.
      We may find some treatment for autism in the future, but stupidity will be the one disease we will never get rid of. Mostly because parents don't bother educating their kids anymore.

    • @decietfuldolphin986
      @decietfuldolphin986 3 роки тому +71

      @@stankobarabata2406 autism is not a thing that needs to be fixed don’t say “treatment for autism” please

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 3 роки тому +6

      @@decietfuldolphin986 Oh? And why doesn't it?

    • @HiddenObject98
      @HiddenObject98 3 роки тому +3

      Id rather have autism over what I got, being autistic would be an improvement

    • @bloodrime
      @bloodrime 3 роки тому +38

      @@stankobarabata2406 because we are born this way?? just like how you are born black or white

  • @Nova-jj6ov
    @Nova-jj6ov 5 років тому +203

    She's so smart for her age, no she just gonna learn fast since she only has so long to live.

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 5 років тому +8

      oof

    • @GuakstickLabs
      @GuakstickLabs 5 років тому +12

      Gotta get smart before you get dead.

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 5 років тому +2

      gonna have a midlife crisis soon

  • @yeezyboiz4790
    @yeezyboiz4790 5 років тому +415

    1900's:Wow science is so cool it's helping us pro long our lives.
    2000's: All science is lies and crystals are the real reason we live so long.

    • @Reshi9984
      @Reshi9984 5 років тому

      ash is unvaccinated. you can tell cause the bullets just go through her tumors and she cant feel it

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 5 років тому +1

      @@Reshi9984 to be fair, anti-vax movements started in the early 1900s if I recall correctly.
      You know, when not everyone was educated and mostly were poor farmers that had 5 to 10 children to increase the chance that one member of the family would still be alive...

  • @dfred5159
    @dfred5159 5 років тому +2413

    I am anti Vax but the problem is I can’t play fortnite cause I’m currently deceased and typing this in the grave thanks to measles and 3 other terminal illnesses.

    • @heroslippy6666
      @heroslippy6666 5 років тому +173

      your terminal illness is fortnite, measles didn't kill you

    • @EliteSoldier-zo8gk
      @EliteSoldier-zo8gk 5 років тому +13

      this fucking comment got me crying in laughter XD

    • @Cosmo_Samoyed
      @Cosmo_Samoyed 5 років тому +9

      Reading this gave me brain tumors

    • @b__yoh
      @b__yoh 5 років тому +1

      DanThuhMan you can stay in the grave with your polio

    • @helRAEzzzer
      @helRAEzzzer 5 років тому +12

      I think I may need a nap. I genuinely can't tell if this is an anti-vaxxer saying pro-vaxxers overreact about deadly illnesses or if this is a pro-vaxxer saying anti-vaxxers don't understand the severity of the illnesses vaccines are used to combat. The only thing I can tell is its satirical in tone....
      😂

  • @dakzougan4046
    @dakzougan4046 4 роки тому +134

    6:46
    I’m sorry did Dan just say Cards against Humanity is a kids game?

  • @hi-nw7qy
    @hi-nw7qy 5 років тому +196

    Getting offended by a card in "Cards Against Humanity" is like getting mad that a doctor gave your kid a measles vaccine.

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 5 років тому +4

      Or getting triggered by anything 'cause you're a feminist.

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 5 років тому +3

      Shut up NPC.

    • @hi-nw7qy
      @hi-nw7qy 5 років тому +8

      @@CybernikTheHedgehog
      Wait is that aimed towards me or?

    • @NebulatheZorua
      @NebulatheZorua 5 років тому +12

      @@CybernikTheHedgehog Except.. He's mocking you, he's calling you an NPC.
      Not all feminists are pieces of shit, just the ones on Tumblr.

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 5 років тому +4

      @Drahazar Not even those on Tumblr, most of them are sensitive pieces of shit, I lost count of how many of them were sensitive pricks only on Twitter and real life footage alone.

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 5 років тому +3053

    You ever wonder if we're just a game of Plague Inc. on easy mode?

    • @healthfoodfajjot
      @healthfoodfajjot 5 років тому +60

      Yes

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 5 років тому +122

      No,must be hard,otherwise we'd all already be Dead.The Antivaxxers are Just there to Not make it be too hard.

    • @healthfoodfajjot
      @healthfoodfajjot 5 років тому +57

      Like a mix between normal & brutal

    • @nicoleboudreau2646
      @nicoleboudreau2646 5 років тому +160

      guess I should move to Greenland before they shut down their port

    • @healthfoodfajjot
      @healthfoodfajjot 5 років тому +6

      *Greenland

  • @orcashadow8989
    @orcashadow8989 5 років тому +320

    "Super cognitive 16 month old baby" sure didn't inherit the brain of her mother, how lucky!

    • @avarice1186
      @avarice1186 5 років тому +23

      too bad the baby won't keep it for more than 3 years

    • @Blewlongmun
      @Blewlongmun 5 років тому +9

      I sure hope it's cognitive, it's already lived 3/4 of it's life.

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 5 років тому +10

      You gotta grow up fast when you only live to 3

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 5 років тому

      It's so sad, because she probably has such a bright future ahead of her, and her own damn mother might take that away. 👶🔫💁‍♀️

  • @sonofconnaught2945
    @sonofconnaught2945 4 роки тому +23

    8:43 The reason the girl is so advanced is because her body realises it is about to die so it just gonna rush through growth.

  • @connorperkins2686
    @connorperkins2686 5 років тому +514

    2001: hey kid want some candy
    2019: hey kid want some vaccines

    • @regsolos
      @regsolos 5 років тому +13

      18 years later and we downgraded so much

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie 5 років тому +1

      So original

    • @quarans08
      @quarans08 4 роки тому +3

      PLEASE give us vaccines. We need them the most right now

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 4 роки тому

      @@regsolos :D

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 4 роки тому

      The only original joke on his comment section.

  • @alex-654
    @alex-654 5 років тому +255

    Antivaxx mom:*Vaccinated*
    Son:*unvaccinated*
    Doctor: *WTF IS GOING ON?!!!?!?*

  • @Topsyy
    @Topsyy 5 років тому +5458

    I’m the happy father of 5 kids and none are vaccinated!
    Edit: 4 Kids
    Edit: 2 Kids.

    • @ryawhite2103
      @ryawhite2103 5 років тому +233

      Edit: Oof

    • @TheCabalOnMars
      @TheCabalOnMars 5 років тому +206

      Oi, I would reccomend editing it so it says (edited) at the top. Makes the joke hit a bit better.

    • @eltonrichfromwiisportsreso196
      @eltonrichfromwiisportsreso196 5 років тому +64

      Edit we're all dead

    • @IceMan-qr7br
      @IceMan-qr7br 5 років тому +7

      Fucking idiot vacant you’re kid

    • @yeetyeeted1208
      @yeetyeeted1208 5 років тому +98

      @@IceMan-qr7br i will just gently r/wooooOOoOOOOOoOOOPooPOOpoOOOOOooOooOOooOoooOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoooosh

  • @gummybeast6343
    @gummybeast6343 3 роки тому +14

    I just realized how brilliant the transitions are:
    George makes the autism joke & the next post is about autism, Dan brings back measles & the next post is about measles, Charlie is antivaxx and rest of the video is about him
    Brilliant

  • @Saad-ih3ys
    @Saad-ih3ys 5 років тому +348

    Things that never get old:
    Anti-vaxx jokes
    Anti-vaxx kids

    • @jefftheantisocialpiano3645
      @jefftheantisocialpiano3645 5 років тому +18

      Deppresso if you really think about it over half of the worlds jokes are stolen.

    • @owl3752
      @owl3752 5 років тому

      SyNtAx error

    • @laya8880
      @laya8880 5 років тому +2

      @Deppresso O h g o l l y it's the joke police, you're found out Saad, better go on the run. Watch out for them
      l a w l m e n

  • @tylerharris6999
    @tylerharris6999 5 років тому +451

    Anti-vaxx Mom: vaccines are bad
    Literally everyone: Why?
    Anti-vaxx Mom: because

    • @theorb9472
      @theorb9472 4 роки тому +25

      Everyone: because?
      Anti-vaxx Mom: *because*

    • @adambrooks9121
      @adambrooks9121 4 роки тому +22

      Because there was one paper written 20 years ago by a doctor who since claimed to be wrong that said vaccines caused autism... *Wake up sheeple* 🐑

    • @phantom6512
      @phantom6512 4 роки тому +2

      @@adambrooks9121 I think you'll find your the 'sheeple' here...

    • @adambrooks9121
      @adambrooks9121 4 роки тому +13

      @@phantom6512 my gash, I think your right :O i got a flu vaccine a week ago now I feel autistic. Forgive me...

    • @itsyoboiivan3255
      @itsyoboiivan3255 3 роки тому

      Keyword *mom*

  • @summersky7610
    @summersky7610 5 років тому +776

    Why is nobody talking about the fact that he called cards against humanity a "children's game"

    • @jordankasaur7340
      @jordankasaur7340 4 роки тому +65

      Fyi there are kid friendly version of card against humanity now but yea the originals are not kid friendly lol

    • @aidenconway9087
      @aidenconway9087 4 роки тому +7

      @Keldon Cook nice

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 4 роки тому +8

      Depends on what you see as a kid

    • @stellathefoxgirl3648
      @stellathefoxgirl3648 4 роки тому +6

      You don't end the world on a daily basis???

    • @summersky7610
      @summersky7610 4 роки тому +4

      @@jordankasaur7340 Ohhh okay cool I didn't know that

  • @jamesnewton8804
    @jamesnewton8804 4 роки тому +501

    I have 3 kids and they are absolutely fit without vaccine.
    Edit: 2 kids
    Edit: 1 kid

    • @nazoryt5546
      @nazoryt5546 4 роки тому +21

      Edit: -30 kids

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 4 роки тому +6

      lol, I would like this if it was not copied.

    • @Shitpost_xd-qc5cg
      @Shitpost_xd-qc5cg 4 роки тому +8

      Edit: 0 kids

    • @Grodycell
      @Grodycell 4 роки тому +11

      George K Lol ever heard of the coincidence of two people having the same idea

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 4 роки тому

      Is your one kid still alive? Or did he die?

  • @Jared_Grillo
    @Jared_Grillo 5 років тому +311

    Anti-Vax moms be like
    *Sicko Mode*

  • @jefftheantisocialpiano3645
    @jefftheantisocialpiano3645 5 років тому +747

    Measles is over here by Washington state. The governor even declared that we where in a state of emergency because of it.

    • @silasandersongraves1600
      @silasandersongraves1600 5 років тому +8

      Oh crap where you live in Washington I live up at Puget sound

    • @jovanyleyva442
      @jovanyleyva442 5 років тому +5

      @@silasandersongraves1600 Benton County.

    • @jefftheantisocialpiano3645
      @jefftheantisocialpiano3645 5 років тому +3

      Silas Anderson Graves The Tri-Cities, also Clark County since January has reported 50 cases of measles.

    • @TroubleDuo01
      @TroubleDuo01 5 років тому +28

      It's scary as hell beoing here in Washington. People, of you're an adult, get your MMR titers checked! Simple bloodtest. If you're not immune to any part, get a booster shot

    • @silasandersongraves1600
      @silasandersongraves1600 5 років тому +11

      @@jefftheantisocialpiano3645 damn happy I'm vaccinated

  • @FA-yi1vt
    @FA-yi1vt 5 років тому +215

    When your anti-vax friend turns 3
    *Goodbye old friend*

    • @low--
      @low-- 5 років тому +8

      *old* friend

    • @captainzao791
      @captainzao791 5 років тому +6

      *young

    • @justin5600
      @justin5600 5 років тому +8

      @@captainzao791 3 is old for anti-vax kids

    • @bigoof7614
      @bigoof7614 5 років тому

      Ha-

    • @austin2787
      @austin2787 5 років тому +6

      When a unvaxxed kid lives to 5
      *Visible confusion*

  • @akhylla_2671
    @akhylla_2671 3 роки тому +13

    8:48 she's so congitive... SHE'S UNVACCINATED, SHE'S GOING THROUGH MIDDLE-AGE CRISIS-

  • @CullenBoyer
    @CullenBoyer 5 років тому +263

    "being autistic isn't all that bad compared to being an idiot" fucking legend

  • @shep7544
    @shep7544 5 років тому +487

    I live in a very anti-vax area. My friend had a kid who had not been vaccinated because the mother is anti-vax and my friend has a variety of mental issues and is afraid to lose custody of the child if he gets divorced, because courts are *heavily* biased on females, especially if she’s a mother, so my friend was scared to lose Jacob (his son), so he didn’t argue, even though he wanted him to be vaccinated. Fast forward 5 years later, he caught the measles and sadly passed away. This made my friend’s depression *much much* worse and he nearly killed himself, and he divorced his wife without thinking twice. He contemplated taking her to court but he didn’t want to make things worse for himself to the point where he didn’t even take a chance.
    Edit: Vaccinate your kids, people.

    • @Samwow
      @Samwow 5 років тому +159

      that is so fucked up, i hope he gets some kind of justice.

    • @shep7544
      @shep7544 5 років тому +55

      Samuel Morrison I agree. The reason why I never wanted or got a relationship with anyone is because I’ve heard stories of people like my friends ex wife, and people much worse too.

    • @ankngmg
      @ankngmg 5 років тому +38

      @@shep7544 man, that's sad. I hope your friend could find a better life in else where than being in that anti-vax area. as much as i want to laugh to anti-vax memes, this is a serious issue. Thankfully our government and local red cross are working on their vaccines socialization, especially to families who can't afford such treatment for their kids and gives them free vaccines and education about it.
      We also still in 'war' with those hoax spreader about vaccination too, especially in social media.
      Hope your anti-vax neighborhood could repent of their sin.

    • @shep7544
      @shep7544 5 років тому +59

      Fience Gerald Yes. I’m really close to my friend and I spent a lot of time with Jacob before he passed. My heart broke when I heard him ask “Am I gonna die?” I consider myself to be a rather emotionless person but that made me break down. Jacob was about a month away from his 6th birthday when he died.

    • @ticalion6652
      @ticalion6652 5 років тому +2

      You are such a liar.

  • @cheesehouse2522
    @cheesehouse2522 5 років тому +2149

    “Isn’t there somewhere in America that has actually brought back measles?”
    “Yeah New York”
    Me, someone who lives in New York: *sweats*

    • @aquasomethingyouknowwhatever
      @aquasomethingyouknowwhatever 5 років тому +81

      should be fine if you’re vaccinated.

    • @kirbbb1995
      @kirbbb1995 5 років тому +45

      "isn't there somewhere in america that has brought back the measles?"
      "one stupid county in georgia that i live in"
      me, who lives in this county: *starts sweating*
      help

    • @tripleaffirmative5p
      @tripleaffirmative5p 5 років тому +11

      The fucking plague is back as well.

    • @deaddave9739
      @deaddave9739 4 роки тому +12

      Grape Smallseed boi I’ve done research on the plague for school and guess what? If you get the plague there is literally over the counter drugs that can get rid of it. It’s actually very weak to antibiotics but those things didn’t exist back then. And also I have never heard of a vaccine for the plague. So no it has not brought back the plague, but other diseases it did bring back.

    • @js5686
      @js5686 4 роки тому +2

      **hides under blanket bc i also live there**

  • @magistercat4126
    @magistercat4126 4 роки тому +65

    I'm a antivax family with 5 healthy children
    Edit: 4 healthy children
    Edit: 3 healthy children
    Edit: 2 healthy children
    Edit: 1 healthy child

  • @kingpixel6874
    @kingpixel6874 5 років тому +527

    Cards against humanity:
    The children’s card game.
    Well said soot house

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 5 років тому +53

      Well, anti vax kids have to play it at that age because they'd never get to play it normally

    • @rockybfdi2763
      @rockybfdi2763 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheKoriKasai They don't get old enough to hold the cards my dude-you are mistaken

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 роки тому

      @@rockybfdi2763 I'm sure three year olds can hold at least one or two cards

    • @rockybfdi2763
      @rockybfdi2763 4 роки тому

      @@TheKoriKasai that being said, three years is a extremely long time for a anti-vaxx kid.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 роки тому

      @@rockybfdi2763 about average from what I heard

  • @mcboyfighter1580
    @mcboyfighter1580 5 років тому +1485

    When you find out that your Bully’s mother is anti-vaccine so you sneeze on him and he dies 😎
    Edit: Well that’s a lot of likes... Thanks

    • @2004
      @2004 5 років тому +189

      When the anti vax kid is talking shit so you stab them with a rusty nail

    • @EntropicMalevolence
      @EntropicMalevolence 5 років тому +133

      When the anti-vax kid says he'll be more successful than you in the future so you piss in his lunch and he dies

    • @rhae8455
      @rhae8455 5 років тому +6

      😎

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 5 років тому +8

      @@2004 we won't be seeing him again

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 5 років тому +10

      DOAMA
      *_Bio-terrorism need to come back_*
      *We must provoke Natural Selection and let man do the rest by ending the weak minded*
      Jk jk don’t actually cause their death

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +446

    I'd rather my (future) children die from old age after living a happy and successful life, rather than *die from the common cold*

    • @bombapples1
      @bombapples1 5 років тому +13

      There is no vaccine for the common cold because there are hundreds of different strands of it. They also don't kill you. Flu vaccines are also probably optional as their are also large numbers of strands of the flu. There are also a handful of vaccines for some of the more nasty ones. Vaccines that really should be mandatory are chicken pox, small pox, measles, polio, meningitis, hepatitis, and things like that which are a little bit more life-threatening or life impeding.

    • @nandoskitty1723
      @nandoskitty1723 5 років тому +6

      @@bombapples1 why shouldn't vaccines for life threatening diseases be mandatory? If anything, they're the most important vaccines to get.

    • @bombapples1
      @bombapples1 5 років тому +5

      @@nandoskitty1723 Sorry that was a typo it should say should

    • @CheapSkateGamer96
      @CheapSkateGamer96 5 років тому +7

      I'd rather not have children because bringing children into a world where idiots exist that believe measles and chicken pox are good for you is immoral.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +4

      Sodium So Pho King chicken pox at an early age is actually an effective method of vaccination. The VZV vaccine is less critical at that age, but extremely important if you’re in the adolescent age range and never had chicken pox.
      Measles, on the other hand, is nasty and destructive at any age, so vaccination is necessary.

  • @deletedaccount525
    @deletedaccount525 5 років тому +64

    she isn't advanced for her age if she is already middle-aged

  • @xxAlitheprettygurlxx
    @xxAlitheprettygurlxx 5 років тому +111

    *”Measles is BACK ON THE MENU!!!”*
    Me, an intellectual:
    > pulls up to a McDonalds drivethru
    Yeah can I get the Measles combo with tuberculosis and polio on the side with a large chicken pox virus for a drink

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 5 років тому +3

      Instead of a military discount they give a moron discount.

    • @ncmariofan3605
      @ncmariofan3605 5 років тому +7

      Sorry, the vaccine machine is broken

    • @kliteatr5887
      @kliteatr5887 5 років тому +1

      I can't like this. It's at 69.

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 років тому

      @@kliteatr5887 now 96

    • @kliteatr5887
      @kliteatr5887 5 років тому

      @@kamikaze6198 It's safe to like now. I'm not that shithead that messed up the 69.

  • @SpottedPredator
    @SpottedPredator 5 років тому +215

    FYI, there is actually some research that prove vaccines help with your allergies. And to the guy that said vaccine kill, so does water

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +41

      Everything can kill in unhealthy doses.

    • @SpottedPredator
      @SpottedPredator 5 років тому +7

      @@barbaro267 yeah

    • @GuakstickLabs
      @GuakstickLabs 5 років тому +38

      Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most lethal chemical known to man. 100% of humans throughout time exposed to Dihydrogen Monoxide are dead. It's in everything...

    • @stormwarden1287
      @stormwarden1287 5 років тому +5

      Anything can kill if you're brave enough.

    • @huchung9886
      @huchung9886 5 років тому

      A Mediumly Salted Pearl actually, it might if you get enough in your lungs, since that is basically what to drown is

  • @tiffanyh629
    @tiffanyh629 5 років тому +35

    I once took care of a patient who told me she lost use of her legs bc of polio. She advocated for vaccines.
    A generation later and we're boycotting vaccines, wow.

  • @_Lobster_
    @_Lobster_ 5 років тому +33

    When you finally move out of your crazy anti-vaxx moms house
    "Looks like *preventable illnesses* are *Off* the menu, boys!"

    • @noahhaugen675
      @noahhaugen675 5 років тому +2

      SkullGamer 35 Like the child of an anti-vaxx would become old enough to move out

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 8 місяців тому

      You moved out of the house and into the dirt.

  • @choobachia1561
    @choobachia1561 5 років тому +561

    anti-vaxx mom: ew vaccinations
    kid: *dies from measles*
    anti-vaxx mom: *surprised pikachu meme*

  • @user-kd7nb7mc8w
    @user-kd7nb7mc8w 5 років тому +621

    Plot twist Wilburs house is burning and that’s why there’s cracking

    • @leshushu87
      @leshushu87 5 років тому +15

      And his burned down house gives influence to name the show soot house

    • @easetheweeb
      @easetheweeb 5 років тому +3

      the anti-vaxxers burnt his house

    • @mushman3744
      @mushman3744 5 років тому +4

      I blame kai

    • @pangolothian
      @pangolothian 5 років тому +3

      "This is fine. Everything is fine."

    • @MemoryOfGravy
      @MemoryOfGravy 5 років тому

      So once it's burnt down to ashes... would it... would it be a.......... soot house?

  • @supercullen0047
    @supercullen0047 5 років тому +372

    “Wow she’s so cognitive, must be 2 and a half!”
    “No she’s 16 months and unvaccinated :)”
    *She ain’t cognitive, she’s crying for help*

  • @thesleepiestkitty
    @thesleepiestkitty 2 роки тому +26

    I'm autistic. Everytime I get a vaccine I say, "Level up!"

  • @MackenziiRivers
    @MackenziiRivers 5 років тому +325

    its sad how this is hurting innocent children, as a friend of mine who's just turned 16 is now going against her anti-vaxx mother and stepfather's 'wishes' byt getting vaccinated in the shadows. he's gotten most of the vaccinations she needed when she should have been like 4 years old.
    His parents found out, told them they; didn't want an autistic child' and now living with his step-uncle and aunt.
    I'm surprised not vaccinating your kids is considered child abuse and social care isn't called on these idiotic 'parents'.

    • @cpufreak101
      @cpufreak101 5 років тому +11

      Same here, it really has to be but for some reason parental rights groups get all up in arms over it

    • @kingezikiel5302
      @kingezikiel5302 5 років тому +23

      @Wolfie
      Your friend switches genders more than anybody on Tumblr.

    • @katiemorison7969
      @katiemorison7969 5 років тому +11

      @@kingezikiel5302 What, once? You're right. Nobody switches Gender, just works out the best one.

    • @kingezikiel5302
      @kingezikiel5302 5 років тому +6

      @@katiemorison7969
      What?

    • @katiemorison7969
      @katiemorison7969 5 років тому +17

      @@kingezikiel5302 I'm implying that nobody swaps gender, that they're always who they end up understanding themselves to be.
      You said they change gender very often, and in this hypothetical the gender signifier only changes once.
      1 > 0, therefore you're right. Now stop trying to hate on Trans people and grow up

  • @fulnaz3164
    @fulnaz3164 5 років тому +445

    If vaccines are so good why arent there vaccines 2?

    • @CatkinsonGD
      @CatkinsonGD 5 років тому +42

      not enough cash from the box office

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 років тому +33

      10/10 would watch again

    • @mellonshades4674
      @mellonshades4674 5 років тому +36

      Their is a vaccines 2 coming out, its called Vaccines, The Return Of The Measles.

    • @connormcloughlin7937
      @connormcloughlin7937 5 років тому +20

      Vaccines 2: the plague strikes back

    • @idklike3210
      @idklike3210 5 років тому +1

      It’s called gulag my friend. *Countinues to eat Borsch and solidified vodka*

  • @nyanSynxPHOENIX
    @nyanSynxPHOENIX 5 років тому +78

    9:00 You gotta age quick when your life expectancy is five.

  • @zaffron6032
    @zaffron6032 4 роки тому +48

    Karens: Vaccines are making kids unhealthy they are unnatural.
    COVID-19 : "Hold My Beer"

    • @CaffeinatedDinosaur
      @CaffeinatedDinosaur 3 роки тому

      COVID-19 vaccine: “Sure sure”

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 3 роки тому +1

      Why? Ok, I'll hold it. Ok, so you didn't kill anybody, were an excuse for the government to make us wear masks, and thus control us, bc they already control the whole of the internet which I don't plan on protesting.
      So what is it that you wanted me to show?
      Lol no i won't get vaccine, are you stupid or something?

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 3 роки тому +2

      @@mr.cauliflower3536 thousands have died from the virus

  • @crap1521
    @crap1521 5 років тому +865

    Y’all just gonna ignore how they called Cards Against Humanity a “children’s card game”?

    • @TheLiquidSpoon74
      @TheLiquidSpoon74 5 років тому +23

      yes

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 років тому +16

      The Normie Cleanser it’s a game for all ages

    • @emersonvazquezzepeda2556
      @emersonvazquezzepeda2556 5 років тому +18

      Yeah, it's pretty much like yugioh

    • @EpicCherryGaming
      @EpicCherryGaming 5 років тому +39

      @@apollo4294 then explain the card "Two midgets shitting in a bucket"

    • @心-g9h
      @心-g9h 5 років тому +51

      @@EpicCherryGaming Totally normal.

  • @crusty_bunny
    @crusty_bunny 5 років тому +242

    I have autism. I would definitely not trade mild mental quirks for a life threatening illness.

    • @thevigilante5623
      @thevigilante5623 5 років тому +4

      What kind do you have? I have mild Autism spectrum disorder.

    • @evanboeckler9610
      @evanboeckler9610 5 років тому

      Reversed E so you believe that vaccines cause autism? Lol

    • @lili_yaps
      @lili_yaps 5 років тому +10

      vaccines dont 'cause' autism, and anti vaxxers sayin it gives you autism as a threat is gross and stupid. I'd rather have autism then be dead lmao

    • @fellascallmethedrink
      @fellascallmethedrink 5 років тому +3

      Exactly, but you know what the idiotic anti-vaxxers say, *vAcCinES cAUSe aUTiSm*

    • @sophie2774
      @sophie2774 5 років тому +2

      Any anti vaxxers out here rather have a child with a mild mental quirk or a child that’s 6 feet in the ground tell me huh

  • @z3r0grav1tyside5
    @z3r0grav1tyside5 5 років тому +417

    You can’t vaccinate my need for...
    *many leather bound books*
    Edit: why is this getting so many likes...

    • @jaxvipre8606
      @jaxvipre8606 5 років тому +3

      Gods, why do like this comment so much? X3

    • @jamescollins6085
      @jamescollins6085 5 років тому +1

      @@jaxvipre8606 It's a reference to an old video.

    • @Cyber-un2xe
      @Cyber-un2xe 5 років тому

      Tøxxic _ Galaxy you Also can’t vaccinate my love for the purple gremlin in your profile picture

    • @kashmoney6344
      @kashmoney6344 5 років тому

      i just got flashbacks skshfkjdf

    • @sharkdipus1588
      @sharkdipus1588 5 років тому +1

      @@Cyber-un2xe Ay ! Stop ! That's gay !

  • @shadowpanther298
    @shadowpanther298 2 роки тому +15

    Bro Autistic Redditors are quite possibly the funniest roasters of all time. They can just demolish people in a sentence.

  • @sp1tfyre298
    @sp1tfyre298 5 років тому +290

    These jokes never get old..
    Neither do anti vaxx kids

    • @irodsalt6490
      @irodsalt6490 5 років тому +10

      Woooow that's just as good as
      Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old

    • @leafychild5179
      @leafychild5179 5 років тому +1

      H

    • @sp1tfyre298
      @sp1tfyre298 5 років тому +10

      Dark humour is like food...
      Not everybody gets it

    • @leafychild5179
      @leafychild5179 5 років тому +1

      @@sp1tfyre298 lol

  • @Guppyg53
    @Guppyg53 5 років тому +172

    the risks of not vaccinating your dog are that the dog gets kennel cough and dies, gets rabies and dies, or is never allowed legally near any other dog or human for their entire lives due to risk of disease and rabies

    • @CheapSkateGamer96
      @CheapSkateGamer96 5 років тому +9

      Nah, they'll get Parvo long before they get kennel cough. I've seen way to many puppies shit themselves to death. My advice. Don't get a fucking dog, but if you do, either get them as adults from a shelter or a damn good breeder that is on top of their shots and when you get the dog, you keep on top of the shots.

    • @jincyquones
      @jincyquones 5 років тому +2

      At least it won't get autism.

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack 5 років тому +4

      @@jincyquones can't get autism if you're dead!

    • @mumfriend2545
      @mumfriend2545 5 років тому

      @@rainbowlack I can

    • @nyoodmono4681
      @nyoodmono4681 2 роки тому

      In your world. A world full of fear. Nature does not work that way, disease the exception not the rule and your vaccines do jack shit. i mean rabies yeah, that really a bad thing, no ever gets it though, just because it is that bad and obvious.

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 5 років тому +165

    Anti-vaxxers see vaccines like teachers see Wikipedia

    • @SubSpace-bs5fr
      @SubSpace-bs5fr 5 років тому +4

      Like they don't donate to them?

    • @lolok3075
      @lolok3075 5 років тому +26

      No teachers never let you use wikipedia because "muh people can edit" but they make you use dingy crappily made websites to get the information

    • @lolok3075
      @lolok3075 5 років тому +1

      @@genericname8727 i always used to use it anyways and i would check and it did usaully have sources

    • @ReloadedMichiPrivat
      @ReloadedMichiPrivat 5 років тому +1

      Just like airports see water

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 5 років тому

      @@genericname8727 you're one of 'em teachs arent cha?

  • @somemusicnerd637
    @somemusicnerd637 Рік тому +7

    I love that they felt the need to put a warning about audio issues with the microphones on a Soothouse video

  • @thenumberzer0679
    @thenumberzer0679 5 років тому +136

    Unvaccinated kids: Nothing
    Polio: *DID SOMEBODY RING THE DINGSTER*

  • @corneliaeriksson9077
    @corneliaeriksson9077 5 років тому +40

    Anti-vaxxer: I wanna speak to someone experienced in dog health about vacinating my puppy!
    Me: What about a veterinarian?
    Anti-vaxxer: NONONONONO! I need someone I can trust! Like random people on Facebook with no training in the matter!
    *LOGIC*

  • @evervirescent
    @evervirescent 5 років тому +109

    i split my vaccination skill points equally into autistic and gay. i'm now a pansexual with aspergers

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому

      I can see why people would prefer to die not being vaccinated.

    • @imogenoliver-jones2687
      @imogenoliver-jones2687 4 роки тому +10

      I split mine into eczema and gay lmao I'm a lesbian with eczema

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 4 роки тому +2

      how does that even work

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 4 роки тому +3

      I split mine into being notstraightsexual and having eczema

    • @Kaytymoo
      @Kaytymoo 4 роки тому +6

      I split mine into having eczema and autism, I'm now a *crusty* autistic person

  • @tsk961
    @tsk961 3 роки тому +21

    "first off, I think she's lying because anti-vax kids don't last over three." The truth