You can throw a boomerang in a perfectly straight line. On the other hand, you can throw any object, and make it fly like a boomerang, as long as you are willing to throw it full force.
@@Dinoman972 No, because then, after 100 fights, you'd have 100 useless superpowers, which is just stupid. Let's say, it lasts until the fight ends, at which point the superpower stops working and you are stuck in whatever state you find yourself at that moment. For instance, if the superpower was flight (obviously not a shitty superpower, but for the purpose of explanation), you instantly lose the ability to fly, and fall to the ground.
@@everettlee4831 Only by trying it. You know how to use it, but not what it will do. If it's a one-shot thing, like permanently turning into a goose, that's it: you're a goose now. If it's a multiple-use thing, then you can continue using it, and, obviously, you now know what it is.
Noone knew it, but the goose was John all along. He had an extreme love of bells, and one day his goose button got pressed on accident, and this is his way of trying to let everyone know. Noone pays him any mind except being a nuisance, so he is stuck getting the bell, over and over again, waiting for someone to make the connection to his dissapearance.
@@andershwang2376 bruh if you showed up to the pentagon with a provable superpower then they'd fucking kidnap your ass and run experiments on you in secret.
The egg power would be sick! You could just enter deals with people saying “if you accept my egg I get all your belongings” and just sign a legally binding contract
The greatest power would be where if you say "power rangers" out loud, the person physically farthest away from you (halfway around the world), would change into an unnatural color, like teal, salmon, or purple. Edit: wow I’m surprised this got so much recognition
@Renee Park no you can't. It's completely random and if a person's color is already changed, it just becomes a different one. It can't turn back into the original unless you shout out "ginger snaps"
With the egg one you can just straight up hand someone an egg with a bomb in it. Imagine being a superhero in a fight with the big bad, and out of nowhere the villain stops and accepts an egg from one of your teammates then promptly explodes.
This leaderboard is bullshit! Those who've lived for longer have an unfair advantage and the new ones wouldn't have a chance to ever catch up until they're old men and the people on the top of the leaderboard have died! I suggest we use a monthly counter that keeps track of the top x amount of masturbators each month and gives you a score based on your position on the leaderboard at the end of the year which is then used to crown someone as the masturbator of the year. We'll have to make it fair and have duration play a big role as well, not just amount, but masterbating after you're already done masterbating also takes some willpower, so we can't just base it off of game time alone. A nice balance will have to be met. We'll be able to test this during the open early access phase.
About the unpee thing: > Could be useful for incontinence and bed-wetting > The first time you use it, it's absolutely silent > It goes up one decibel with each use > Be 10th grader > Invited to sleepover > Run out of things to say and room gets silent, with everyone on their phone > Suddenly, you hear a large SCHLORP > Mfw somebody just unpeed
@BENJAMIN VERHAAREN A black hole could be created from the energy of the sound though. And since decibels increase the sound exponentially, you would eventually get an energy black hole on a single unpee.
If you touch something with both hands, it immediately developed all organs needed to keep it alive and comes to life. Unfortunately, they all see you as their parent and you have to take care of them. You can train entire armies of potatoes to fight which is cool I guess.
@@andrewfortmusic I thought this too, only to find out that it’s grammatically correct and has the same meaning as “regardless”. Look it up… It annoys me very much.
“You can unpeel” **Chews into fried chicken** **Spits up skin back onto the food but swallows the meat** **Repeats process until it is hollow skin on a bone** **Consumes chicken husk**
Mc Diggles It's like on jimmy neutron when his dad gets his time reversal thing and sits at the ice cream store eating ice cream, throwing it up, and eating it again in an endless loop while everyone watches
See, the finger gun one is actually incredibly tragic. Not only do you die, but you leave the person who did it with an incredible guilt, believing themselves to be a monster of earth shattering potential. At first they just are more gloomy at work, the weight of their actions not having hit them yet but as the realisation of their action sets in they work harder and harder to ensure they never do it again. They avoid formal functions and work parties since they can’t trust themselves not to do a celebratory finger gun or two, they keep cutting themselves off from those around them. Their partner, their children, everyone they love and care about slowly gets removed from their life. Their phone has dozens of missed calls but after a while their estranged family stops trying, and their work replaces them in their role. With no money or loved ones they slowly fall into a pit of despair and self loathing and attempt to take their own life with the weapon that started it all, only to discover it doesn’t work. On and on their torturous life continues until they meet someone, someone who bore a similar curse and told the finger-gunner that they need to find a way to use their curse to help the world, to help make up for the wrongs they have committed. Emboldened by this wise teacher, they make something of themselves. They train to keep a stern face, they avoid predominate white neighbourhoods where fingerguns are all the rage and with consisted dedication and plenty of montages, they finally make it. Their teacher says that they trust them, and to pull a finger gun on the teacher themself. Reluctantly, the fingergunner does so and no wound is caused. Overwhelmed with joy, the gunner promises to pay this teacher back for all they have done, and will do their best to use it to help people. They get back into work, they find their family and reconnect, everything begins to fall back. The gunner knows happiness once again. The world finally fixed the disaster that was the freak superhero when their office is under attack by a gunman. With a brave stance the finger gunner stands up and points their hands, loudly declaring that they won’t see any more innocent people shot in this building. Then they get shot because of course they do
I had this conversation with someone on a bus once, and their idea for the shittiest superpower was ‘the ability to always know where to use the semi-colon’
You can instantly legally change anyone's name to anything ending in -arius. We'll see how Chad likes insulting you after you change his name to Marmarius.
Here are some I have thought of: You can turn water room temperature. You can change purple colored things into indigo colored things. You can stare straight at the sun for 3 seconds longer than other people. You know the exact hex code color of an object when you look at it. Once a day, for 5 minutes, you can transform into a goose. When you hand paper to someone, they automatically get a paper cut.
Man, that shit could actually be a pretty cool superpower. I could figure out exactly why I felt the way I did or why I act a certain way in certain situations, and learn to better measure my actions/reactions based on that. I could access precious memories or important information that I'd long forgotten, and calm myself when I'm all stressed as fuck, all that cool Professor X shit.
My brother got really drunk last night and texted me a picture of a goose with the message “Am goosebumpy” under it. It just really reminded me of this video and I just wanted to share it :)
Be on a date Waiter: Enjoy your meal Me: Thanks you too... Me: Looks around nervously... Alright nice knowing you all. Turns into a goose and flies away.
You can choose a blade of grass and it will become sentient. You then *have* to watch it figure out that it is an insignificant blade of grass, and fall into a deep depression, eventually killing itself after about a minute of life.
If you want to be a supervillain, that would be extremely useful for destroying landscapes. You can also use this as a construction worker in order to find room to build houses.
6:07 NOW I CAN JUST PICTURE THIS SCENARIO HAPPENING So you go to Peru All is good Your having a wonderful time And then you decide to have a glass of water You go outside onto your balcony or whatever to enjoy your glass of water However as you take a sip you catch a glimpse of someone cleaning there window and the window progressively becoming dirtier The window cleaner groans and suddenly locks eyes with you as you awkwardly drink your water and watch the window become mildly dirtier until eventually the window cleaner breaks the silence by hitting a wall and yelling *_”IT WAS YOU!”_*
Rotating grass sounds really good in a fight. If someone jumps you, run to the nearest lawn and start rotating grass at an incredible speed. Once the dude attacking you steps on the grass, the grass drills through their shoes and into their feet. Then, you stop rotating grass once the grass gets lodged in their feet, and then attack them normally.
the rotating grass power could be good as it doesn't specify how fast it can rotate and in what form the grass has to be to be rotated, so I see a power where a assassin just waits for someone to step on his tacticly placed grass only to turn to paste as the grass spins at a speed so fast it becomes a deadly weapon (assuming it will not rip itself apart from pure inertia)
I remember reading a creepypasta story thing about that, it was actually pretty cool, the main character accidentally killed thier best friend bc of it
You can teleport, but only every first Saturday of the month. Also, when you teleport, your feet turn into carrots. You can eat the carrots, and only then will your feet go through the 7 week long process of growing back.
@@patrickanderson62 you can’t teleport after you’ve eaten your carrot feet, you can only teleport after they’ve fully grown back. I feel like someone is going to find a loophole in this
I do this all the time with my friends. Some of the best we've come up with are "you have laser vision but only while your eyes are crossed" and "you can fly but you have to take off and land on runways and abide international airspace."
Rest in peace soothouse. Here's to so many laughs, chuckles and guffaws. Rest well, and know that you have brought a smile to my face. Thank you, and goodnight.
imagine telling your goosephobia wife that you have a cool magic trick to show her so you say "stay right here! im going to the bedroom to show you the trick." you come back as a goose and she sends the dog to kill it but then never sees you again. she'd just be walking around for the rest of her life thinking if she killed her goose husband lol.
Fun fact: the fear of ducks and geese is called "Anatidaephobia" No, I didn't just google that because I suddenly became very interested in what the fear of geese is called what are you talking about? OK maybe I did...
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You can throw a boomerang in a perfectly straight line. On the other hand, you can throw any object, and make it fly like a boomerang, as long as you are willing to throw it full force.
That's an amazing power!
Everyone would _love_ to have their own Mjolnir
@@thehiddenninja3428 would you throw a hammer full force and catch it?
You could do what captain America does with his shield and how it always comes back some how!
Imagine just picking up a shoe and just YEETING the bitch and have it come back, awesome parting trick
Throwing away depression at full force, only to get it back at full force.
How about this one: Whenever you get into a fight, you both get one random superpower from this subreddit.
Do you get to keep the superpower after the fight?
@@Dinoman972 No, because then, after 100 fights, you'd have 100 useless superpowers, which is just stupid. Let's say, it lasts until the fight ends, at which point the superpower stops working and you are stuck in whatever state you find yourself at that moment. For instance, if the superpower was flight (obviously not a shitty superpower, but for the purpose of explanation), you instantly lose the ability to fly, and fall to the ground.
Imagine just in some random argument you get the ability to become a goose
@@everettlee4831 Only by trying it. You know how to use it, but not what it will do.
If it's a one-shot thing, like permanently turning into a goose, that's it: you're a goose now. If it's a multiple-use thing, then you can continue using it, and, obviously, you now know what it is.
YES
Everytime you sneeze you can see yourself in third person
You toggle from 1st and 3nd person every time you sneeze
@@wolfegeist7808 but it has to be a genuine sneeze, not a forced/fake one
@@Mikeological that’s the evilest thing I can imagine
Guess ive got a shitty superpower
bam, you sneeze and see an assassin about to strike. You ninja your way out.
Me talking to plastic: what does it feel like to be plastic
The Kardashians: stop bothering us
LOL
DAMMIT I was too late for the joke
😂fuck
Damn makes ya think
10/10 good meme
1:00
The lore for Untitled Goose Game we didn't know we needed at first.
Hopefully we'll get a prequel game of pressing the goose button
Noone knew it, but the goose was John all along. He had an extreme love of bells, and one day his goose button got pressed on accident, and this is his way of trying to let everyone know. Noone pays him any mind except being a nuisance, so he is stuck getting the bell, over and over again, waiting for someone to make the connection to his dissapearance.
Fancy, seeing you here, BDG Stan who commented "Ben Shapiro using mayonnaise as toothpaste is so accurate." on Cer Spence' latest video
@@featherycoffee1401 Ah, hello.
What's your relationship with your father like
If you stare into someone's eyes long enough, you will give them a light headache.
*insert Harry Potter joke*
I don't need to stare at them to give them a headache 😎
I want this
I already get a light headache when people look at me
@@1FenFen1 Vengance
You physically cannot say "Tuesday" on a tuesday
Instead you say "it was the heat of the moment"
I already have a variation of this.
-Hey what day is it today?
-It's TueUHH
mumflr fumperdink
“what day is it?”
*”MONDAY 2”*
it is my dudes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEAEHHEAHEHEAHH
The reason soothouse stopped uploading is because their cleaning business took off.
They all turned into fucking geese
@@ManWithTheCow wilbur is the only one who has not turned into a goose
tbf Soothouse legit sounds like a cleaning business
@@KrNatiButDead he's the one who turn them to geese.
@@1FenFen1 o h n o
You can fly, just a centimeter above the ground.
Only solid ground, can’t walk on water.
That would be pretty sweet tbh
You could get a job navigating minefields.
no fall damage
Could be a sick party trick
Well you wouldn't trip anymore
You will always know the location of a certain grain of sand of your choice
You can use this to find the location of someone at all times by just puting a grain of sand in their car or jacket, so it's not that useless
Stephan Stefanus oh wow I did not think that that would be very useful. That’s cool!
Attach the sand to their goose button, so you always know where they are, unless their goose button is pressed.
@@andershwang2376 bruh if you showed up to the pentagon with a provable superpower then they'd fucking kidnap your ass and run experiments on you in secret.
are you a wings of fire fan and is your profile pic a sandwing?
every time you say yee the person physically closest to you HAS TO SAY haw
wyatt smithee perfect. You can find who is closest to you, even when they are hiding.
@@shanechenmusic so burglars can now now if someone is hiding inside the house they are burglaring
@@impulsewraith3419 If you are lost, you can just keep yelling yee and eventually you will hear someone yell back haw after walking around a bit.
@@impulsewraith3419 You can check if someone is pretending to be dead by yelling yee at them
@@shanechenmusic ikr
Start a farmers market selling eggs for insanely high prices that people can't decline
But that's not a shitty power for you
You would basically have the power of the Invisible Hand
@@ZhadTheRad He’s talking about the egg power in the video.
**HowToBasic intensifies*
That's a great power! I could start an egg empire!
The egg power would be sick! You could just enter deals with people saying “if you accept my egg I get all your belongings” and just sign a legally binding contract
Cuddly McDoominator
Or you could just offer them a nice egg in these trying times
I would raise chickens
It didn't say you could bargain
Hey Jeff Besos, want to buy an egg for all of your money? Sure man!
What person would willingly sign a legally binding contract that would mean they could potentially lose all their belongings?
Then untitled goose game comes out and makes this a reality.
What copy of the game have you been playing?
DragoStormGames the one on the switch? Where you play as a goose?
@@legendarydragon7097 I was making a joke, because the power is that you can become a goose, but *only once.*
DragoStormGames it was but you can’t turn back
the internet pressed the goose button
3:47
Walking down the street and see a baby In a stroller with a 43 above its head
*_Confusion intensifies_*
His counter didnt reset on reincarnation
@@zachariasprice3762 only 43?
@@picgmr1575 maybe only some of it reset
You see me and the counter blocks vision
I think confused screaming intensifies might work better
The goose one could be summed up as, “Once you go quack, you never go back”
LMAOOO YEAHHHG
If a person rejects you, they will turn into a leather bound book.
What do the books say? Can they still talk but by putting words onto the pages?
Respond pls
That sounds fine to me
"So what's with all these leather books in your drawer?"
"um-"
I'm taking them
Heavens door
The greatest power would be where if you say "power rangers" out loud, the person physically farthest away from you (halfway around the world), would change into an unnatural color, like teal, salmon, or purple.
Edit: wow I’m surprised this got so much recognition
Imagine if someone had this power any of the times that someone went to the moon
_That's one small step for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
Oh yes my favourite colour is the fish salmon
@@rgoldstien There is more than one type of salmon. The one I am referring to is the color salmon, which is a shade of pink.
@Renee Park no you can't. It's completely random and if a person's color is already changed, it just becomes a different one. It can't turn back into the original unless you shout out "ginger snaps"
@Renee Park yeah basically lol
With the egg one you can just straight up hand someone an egg with a bomb in it.
Imagine being a superhero in a fight with the big bad, and out of nowhere the villain stops and accepts an egg from one of your teammates then promptly explodes.
or the villain gives you an egg
@@thegodssin and you accepts it
can i offer you an egg in these trying times
My grandmother knew someone who almost died picking up a hand granate thinking it's an egg... XD
You can summon a 40 year old alabamian man named Steven who can only talk about crabsticks and his tractor named bertha
Does he have the ability to summon Bertha? If so, hell yeah
YOOOOOO SICK DOE
Pls like Steven isn’t the best stand I could ever ask for
@@Lucifersfursona He'd be useful as hell during harvest season
Now that is a useful stand.
SootHouse Window Cleaning™
"We take the Soot off your House"
Drink wayer while cleaning windows
Shoutout to the guy who's number one in the Global Masturbation Leaderboard. We salute you.
This leaderboard is bullshit! Those who've lived for longer have an unfair advantage and the new ones wouldn't have a chance to ever catch up until they're old men and the people on the top of the leaderboard have died! I suggest we use a monthly counter that keeps track of the top x amount of masturbators each month and gives you a score based on your position on the leaderboard at the end of the year which is then used to crown someone as the masturbator of the year. We'll have to make it fair and have duration play a big role as well, not just amount, but masterbating after you're already done masterbating also takes some willpower, so we can't just base it off of game time alone. A nice balance will have to be met. We'll be able to test this during the open early access phase.
its a girl and its me
Random nerd I guess
Haven't fapped for over 200+ days so what does that make me?
@@correctopinionguy72 A Fornite player
About the unpee thing:
> Could be useful for incontinence and bed-wetting
> The first time you use it, it's absolutely silent
> It goes up one decibel with each use
> Be 10th grader
> Invited to sleepover
> Run out of things to say and room gets silent, with everyone on their phone
> Suddenly, you hear a large SCHLORP
> Mfw somebody just unpeed
Unpee enough times and it can turn into a weapon. If you unpee 180 times, you can make a *S C H W O O P* as loud as a flashbang.
@@daniblabla709 do it 1100 times and u create BLACKHOLES
How long did that take you?
@BENJAMIN VERHAAREN r/theydidthemath
@BENJAMIN VERHAAREN
A black hole could be created from the energy of the sound though. And since decibels increase the sound exponentially, you would eventually get an energy black hole on a single unpee.
Everyone in the Soothouse pressed their goose buttons and that's why the channel ended
_Only Wilbur is left_
What about Charlie
@@zaneo2037 His last vid was 1 year ago
@@finlandfromtheswedishempir78 o h
@@finlandfromtheswedishempir78 fuck
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 well hes back nlw, if im true with the assumption that this charlie is slimecicle charlie
If you touch something with both hands, it immediately developed all organs needed to keep it alive and comes to life. Unfortunately, they all see you as their parent and you have to take care of them. You can train entire armies of potatoes to fight which is cool I guess.
THE_IRISH wants to know your location
honestly,that'd ruin my dream of fucking my phone
I'm sorry, your _what_
@@watergamer6446 you read it correctly
@@lazargaming5900 but I'd be like its parent
When you come back from catholic school but you turned into a goose
Oof
Oh no
Good lord....
Oh.... I get it..... Oh.....
That's how untitled goose game begins
The ability to have a pen but then lose it after a single day
I really have that super power. Except they have to be pens I take from people wanting me to sign reciepts.
that ability could beat any human beings
I know some people with that ability.
just sell the pens
The ability to reply to all of your comments would be my super power. But I can’t find all of them. This is so sad, Alexa play the dead meme.
“If you offer someone an egg they will accept it irregardless of current events or their personality”
Me who is allergic to eggs
*nervous sweating*
"would you like a nice egg in these trying times" danny devito
Sure thing
*oh no*
can i offer you an egg in this trying time
Well thankfully the word “irregardless” is a double negative so you don’t have to worry
@@andrewfortmusic I thought this too, only to find out that it’s grammatically correct and has the same meaning as “regardless”. Look it up… It annoys me very much.
The closest Asian person to you is outlined, which you can see, even through walls.
What happens if you're asian though
This is hilarious to me for some reason
Why do I have an outline?
Really helpful for detecting asian murderers.
Great for Vietnam war 2
3:51 that moment when your sitting in class and the weird kid’s number goes up
What if the professor number goes up?
Cheatcode Gaming that would have happened so many times with one kid i know
Brother?
When the number R A P I D L Y I N C R E A S E S
@@elongatedborzoi1160
Desks a quaking, teachers awaken, mom's a spanking.
Every two weeks, your testicles swell, detach and then regrow, allowing you to farm them like apples.
That's not how you farm apples
But why though.
Soitisisit balls don’t just grow off the vine you know. Gotta supply the market somehow
Ben S. But do they expire
P r o f i t
when you eat a cantelope, 10% of the time it tastes vaguely like a carrot
Truly a wonderous 'super' power
What the fuck is a “cantalope”
@@mo0k452 a melon that can’t
@@Carrot.Canvas cant alope?
@Red Cyndaquil strong enough that you can taste it through the cantelope
8:05 "Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?"
No
Yes
Good ol' Danny Devito
You are agy
Can i offer you an egg for 1 million dollars?
There would be a lot of geese in prison.
Circumcision doctors could make millions on the unpeel super power.
I wish I could unpeel my foreskin
Why would you say that
@@gziddy7340 I mean you can
@@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy That wouldn't heal the destroyed nerves, though
Whenever you fart, confetti comes out and a birthday horn is tooted (Even if the fart is silent).
Adrim theToaofMetal Does it appear outside your pants or do you just have to walk around with confetti in your pants.
I... I...
HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT
It's your birthday? Pull my finger!
imagine when you are at a funeral and everybody is deep emotional. And suddenly you have to fart and have that superpower😬🤣🤣
I like my own comments you should like them too HAHAHAHAH
whenever something mildly embarrassing happens you immediately turn into a rock until everyone who saw leaves.
This is a god tier superpower
Perma-rock
I'd just forever be a rock
I want a shirt that says something like "Once you hit the goose button, you can't go back."
Me approves
*_HISTORIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!_*
> spinal crackling
Imagining the conversations with the people who are confused, and those with the people who know what it means is really funny to me
A tattoo of a compass on the back of your hand that always points to the location of the nearest yurt
what the F R E A K is a yurt
@@adus2821 that's short for yoghurt
@@vladzanoga4580 its yogurt
@@adus2821 no its yoghurt
@@adus2821 but jokes aside,a yurt is a type of tent
Goose button is perfect when you are about to die. Just become a Goose and then live for slightly longer.
ShaneChenMusic, gooses don’t have long lifespans.
Andrea Yanome a Canadian can survive for up to 24 years
@@tacticalbarstool3385 I didn't know the life expectancy of a Canadian was 24 years. I thought they had a normal life expectancy of 82 or what ever.
@@roteberg1 hah they aren't like humans
@@tacticalbarstool3385 it was a joke on you not specifying Canadian geese. r/woooosh
“Half of us stay here drinking shitloads of water and half of us go to Peru and become window cleaners.”
What a fucking sentence.
This is why they stopped uploading
“You can unpeel”
**Chews into fried chicken**
**Spits up skin back onto the food but swallows the meat**
**Repeats process until it is hollow skin on a bone**
**Consumes chicken husk**
Mc Diggles I would like this but I’m afraid to
Mc Diggles It's like on jimmy neutron when his dad gets his time reversal thing and sits at the ice cream store eating ice cream, throwing it up, and eating it again in an endless loop while everyone watches
Um
So with this power you can uncircumcise yourself?
Every day, we stray further from God
If "The Goose Button" isn't on some kind of merch, I'm leaving
i want one
Chef Excellence a goose button or merch?
@@scaryjam8026 I mean like on a shirt or even a literal button. IDC what, but something
Leave
I mean, I think it is TOO risky to sell buttplugs but ok
See, the finger gun one is actually incredibly tragic. Not only do you die, but you leave the person who did it with an incredible guilt, believing themselves to be a monster of earth shattering potential. At first they just are more gloomy at work, the weight of their actions not having hit them yet but as the realisation of their action sets in they work harder and harder to ensure they never do it again. They avoid formal functions and work parties since they can’t trust themselves not to do a celebratory finger gun or two, they keep cutting themselves off from those around them. Their partner, their children, everyone they love and care about slowly gets removed from their life. Their phone has dozens of missed calls but after a while their estranged family stops trying, and their work replaces them in their role. With no money or loved ones they slowly fall into a pit of despair and self loathing and attempt to take their own life with the weapon that started it all, only to discover it doesn’t work. On and on their torturous life continues until they meet someone, someone who bore a similar curse and told the finger-gunner that they need to find a way to use their curse to help the world, to help make up for the wrongs they have committed.
Emboldened by this wise teacher, they make something of themselves. They train to keep a stern face, they avoid predominate white neighbourhoods where fingerguns are all the rage and with consisted dedication and plenty of montages, they finally make it. Their teacher says that they trust them, and to pull a finger gun on the teacher themself. Reluctantly, the fingergunner does so and no wound is caused. Overwhelmed with joy, the gunner promises to pay this teacher back for all they have done, and will do their best to use it to help people.
They get back into work, they find their family and reconnect, everything begins to fall back. The gunner knows happiness once again. The world finally fixed the disaster that was the freak superhero
when their office is under attack by a gunman. With a brave stance the finger gunner stands up and points their hands, loudly declaring that they won’t see any more innocent people shot in this building.
Then they get shot because of course they do
It makes me sad that this doesn't have like a thousand likes.
Camilo Rosas Well shucks, thanks! Glad I could make ya laugh :)
This is the most underrated comment in this video...
Tiago Ferro Why thank you! Glad you enjoyed it it’s like our own little secret joke :)
@@92Roar Yeah, it's better that way!
whenever you say the word "goose button" a random person will start hearing the home depot theme song at 100 decibels
ahhhhh not again
goose button
But “goose button” isn’t one word tho
O H N O
like a random human on planet earth, or further than that? cant you just say goose button 8 billion times, so that everyones eardrumms pop?
The power to offer someone an egg, and they will always accept it...
Me: hello sir would you like an egg, it only costs 10 billion dollars!
**PROFIT**
The legend u are a legend
Somebody’s carrying something heavy and need both there arms.
Would you like an egg?
Drops everything.
GOD DAMMIT!
Guy pointing a gun at you, offer two eggs, has to drop the gun for the eggs.
'Mister Trump, this egg contains a small explosive device. Would you like to hold on to it for the next' - *checks watch* - 'twelve seconds?'
This is literally a godly ability now.
2:41
Dan: hello
Soothouse: **hysterical laughter**
Spoopy Duck thats dan you uncultured swine
Waffuls ... shit
dodger no it’s obviously Rihanna you libtard
I think you mean
*ello*
it was because it was so sudden after such a long pause.
My superpower is that the police always know when I'm close to a playground or primary school
I believe that's called "Ankle Brace," very powerful
@@TwentySeventhLetter
Bracelet*
weird flex but ok
@@TwentySeventhLetter Not as powerful as the mythical scroll of paper also known as, "Restraining order"
@@alexosorio286 Sending minions is always a sign of weakness....
I had this conversation with someone on a bus once, and their idea for the shittiest superpower was
‘the ability to always know where to use the semi-colon’
My brain came up with: everytime you ejaculate, your dick fires armour piercing rounds for two seconds
Now you're a ladykiller... Literally
honeztly
id take it
You can instantly legally change anyone's name to anything ending in -arius.
We'll see how Chad likes insulting you after you change his name to Marmarius.
Yeah like I'm gonna be taking life advice from a guy named _Marmarius_
Now that sounds like a true rick and morty fan
damn Pixelarius sounds cool
or if its after my whole name its Pixelkid Remixesarius
or Pixelarius Remarius
I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes and I don't wanna mess that up
@@onyxxed6582 good job, good sirarius
My superpower would be the ability to
*T A P I N T O M Y I N N E R G O O S E*
Ryiken you’ll need more than a tap to get up there
The goose army will rise
You have to press
The
*G O O S E*
*B U T T O N*
hjonk hjonk
Imagine if you had the power to N U T T when ever without any health side effects
The ability to summon a single lamp once
I want it.
....Only to realize that there's no electrical outlet.
Are you a moth?
Is it on?
Logic
Anxiety
Morality
Princey
(Yes I'm a fander)
Here are some I have thought of:
You can turn water room temperature.
You can change purple colored things into indigo colored things.
You can stare straight at the sun for 3 seconds longer than other people.
You know the exact hex code color of an object when you look at it.
Once a day, for 5 minutes, you can transform into a goose.
When you hand paper to someone, they automatically get a paper cut.
*ah yes, my watch will be indigo and ill be a goose for 5 minutes at school even in a lesson and I turn water room temperature once every day*
As an artist I would KILL to automatically know the hex code of a color. That one's way too useful.
The hex code would actually be so freaking nice lmao
i NEED the hex code one....
the water one isnt bad for baking
The power to read your own mind
You can read what you saw that one time 12 years ago on tv at 4am. You also just use it to remember stuff.
Tyler Smith Pretty handy for a forgetful person
Oh cool, im saying "Oh cool, im saying "Oh cool-
Man, that shit could actually be a pretty cool superpower. I could figure out exactly why I felt the way I did or why I act a certain way in certain situations, and learn to better measure my actions/reactions based on that. I could access precious memories or important information that I'd long forgotten, and calm myself when I'm all stressed as fuck, all that cool Professor X shit.
He just tried to be ironic and came up with a good idea. Now that's a power I wish I had.
Will we see Charlie again or will he be forever stuck with Slazo in the dark SootHouse dimension, irregardless of attempts to retrieve him?
ye
oof
You used irregardless, you may leave.
How about imAlex
@Pluto the Forgotten one not exactly a rat more of a snake but we'll make do
My brother got really drunk last night and texted me a picture of a goose with the message “Am goosebumpy” under it.
It just really reminded me of this video and I just wanted to share it :)
He pressed the goose button
he pressed
T H E
G O O S E
B U T T O N
I sent a photo of a Stormtrooper to my friend to let him know that I'll miss him
Hmmmmmmm
That was a selfie
"Me kids hav' died"
- Heinz Ketchup Bottle
ah, never mind. all is meaningless when hav' goose button.
Gos botun
What's up checkmark
This is the last place I expected to see you.
Checkmark funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HahababhahbhhHahhhahahahaahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Be on a date
Waiter: Enjoy your meal
Me: Thanks you too...
Me: Looks around nervously... Alright nice knowing you all. Turns into a goose and flies away.
*p r e s s e s g o o s e b u t t o n
Does this mean geese have a human button
Dj Kirby oh my
They just emerge from the pond and they are a person
OneLayerCake
They just slowly walk out the water doing confused geese noises and movements
No there's no coming back can't you read?
@@PepicWalrus He's talking about geese that were always geese
Superpower that makes soothouse mics have pop shields
:(
The lo-fi miking is at least 1/3 of their appeal.
Whenever you speak to a police officer you will create one random drug in your pocket
Sounds dope tbh
could be paracetemol, LSD or viagra
Does literally any drug count? Because dopamine is a drug.
What if you don't have pockets?
@@breadlord6698 it just spawns next to you
I wish I had the ability to take my kids back from Martha.
Hit or miss please let me see my kids huh
@@echamreacts you literally killed me.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???
@@echamreacts she got a new boyfriend she said the kids wont miss ya
Anne Marie he gonna eat her ass like pizza
Every time you count to 60, a minute passes
The power to dictate time? Yes please.
if you use this with stopping time you could potentially have infinite time to do whatever you want
Just count really fast, and you can bend time itself.
Or count really slow and stretch time almost infinitely!
Count backwards and learn to time travel
My super power is disappointing my parents, it’s not a particularly super power though
Oh hey I got that one too
i have a name oh sick we can be partners in crime
@@dylanwakley2553 I thought we were superheroes
i have a name oh shit yeah lmao
Same
You can choose a blade of grass and it will become sentient.
You then *have* to watch it figure out that it is an insignificant blade of grass, and fall into a deep depression, eventually killing itself after about a minute of life.
That sounds like a great power
If you want to be a supervillain, that would be extremely useful for destroying landscapes. You can also use this as a construction worker in order to find room to build houses.
It pulls out a tiny gun
I died laughing when Charlie got sucked into a vortex.
I'm like why the fk are the text spinning and then I raised the volume and he.........
6:07
NOW I CAN JUST PICTURE THIS SCENARIO HAPPENING
So you go to Peru
All is good
Your having a wonderful time
And then you decide to have a glass of water
You go outside onto your balcony or whatever to enjoy your glass of water
However as you take a sip you catch a glimpse of someone cleaning there window and the window progressively becoming dirtier
The window cleaner groans and suddenly locks eyes with you as you awkwardly drink your water and watch the window become mildly dirtier until eventually the window cleaner breaks the silence by hitting a wall and yelling *_”IT WAS YOU!”_*
Then they Chuck the cleaning supplies so hard as you are heading inside it presses your goose button.
@@Theatre_gal hit em so hard they see the *_piss drawer_*
But this is assuming that there are any recently cleaned windows in Lima Peru.
You have the same powers as Shazam, but you have to yell the n-word in public to activate it
No spy, don't do it!
*Gentlemen, I've come to say the N-word*
Who the fuck cares? All they know is that some weird man said it.
Ah ha i have the n word pass
Wait, you guys get shazams powers when you say nigga In public? How come I dont?
Rotating grass sounds really good in a fight. If someone jumps you, run to the nearest lawn and start rotating grass at an incredible speed. Once the dude attacking you steps on the grass, the grass drills through their shoes and into their feet. Then, you stop rotating grass once the grass gets lodged in their feet, and then attack them normally.
Every time you get a paper cut, the last person you spoke to stubs their toe.
That would be so difficult to actually prove! :D
talk to someone you hate and give yourself a shitload of paper cuts
@@bingleboink but wouldn't that hurt you more than the other person?
*rapidly slicing hand with paper while yelling at everyone*
You could be the biggest asshat
the rotating grass power could be good as it doesn't specify how fast it can rotate and in what form the grass has to be to be rotated, so I see a power where a assassin just waits for someone to step on his tacticly placed grass only to turn to paste as the grass spins at a speed so fast it becomes a deadly weapon (assuming it will not rip itself apart from pure inertia)
Now I need to know at what speed an average blade of grass needs to rotate to rip apart from inertia.
@CapnRecon Is it required to spin along a specific axis or can I spin it like a lightsaber?
Create a tiny helicopter out of saw grass
CapnRecon Think about all that stuff made of bamboo, if those work under whatever rules there are just imagine the possibilities.
You can use the turning power for infinite electrical generator.
6:45
I've found a loop-hole:
Just go on with your daily life, but in Peru. And your job is a window cleaner.
Me: hmm *contemplating decisions*
frick im in lima right now
@@nawenmadrid7264 ahhh ok esta bien, y soy mas americano de peruano, y mi espaniol no esta muy bien
For the counter above everyone's head one, what would be really weird is if your sitting in class and the quiet kid's one goes up.
It starts going down
@@BlockedUser420 it got unpeed
@@aliteralpotato873 unmasturbated
Y’all are weird
My dad has the power to disappear and never come back. It's been 14 years now.
Legend says that he is still finding milk like he promised
I think he's stuck in Gay Baby Jail.
Maybe he turned into a goose and found a new flock
Oof
The milk. It’s always the milk.
Can talk to plastic....
Me: talks to Kim Kardashian
LMAO 😂😂
@Cybowolf No doubt about it. XD
i'M cRyIng!!!!! HA hA ha ha Ha Ha ha hA HA
or regina george!
I can talk to rubbish
Hi cardi b!
I almost died from laughing with Charlie getting into the vortex lmfao
I actually stopped breathing for like a solid minute
I like to think it was because he implied incest haha
Same here XDD
B r a s i l
o w o
I was in my kitchen tryna find candy..
I woke my parents cuz i burst out laughing and almost choked on air...
It was 4am.
"Every time you go to sleep, you switch reproduction capabilities with another living organism at random with no indication of what it is"
I hope it’s not sea slugs today.
Binary fission? First bacterial microogranism. Imagine waking up and 16 of you are dead because you ran out of energy to duplicate.
"You take damage from fingerguns"
*POW! Haha!*
U are ded.
No big surprise.
@James Bolton SHHH! you are dead
Everybody in tf2 universe have that superpowrr
I remember reading a creepypasta story thing about that, it was actually pretty cool, the main character accidentally killed thier best friend bc of it
@@Enclave_Engineer no, only Heavy has that
"you take damage from finger guns"
TF2 irl
BOW!
Pootis POW
P O W, H A H A
*d e d*
All of you are BABIES! All of you are DEAD!
Because I can’t keep track of them for some reason:
🤍Wilbur
💙Charlie
💚David
❤️Dan
💜George
💛Jack
🧡Matt
undertal
@@yellobanana6456 undertal
@@Zerocarknowledge undertal
@@Skywarslord sans undertal
At this point I just have no idea what these guys' relationship with Slazo is...
rivulet
Clearly, an intimate sexual relationship
You can't forget about Sorrow either
@@allyoman yes i can
@@allyoman wanna bet
You can teleport, but only every first Saturday of the month.
Also, when you teleport, your feet turn into carrots.
You can eat the carrots, and only then will your feet go through the 7 week long process of growing back.
What if I teleport while I don't have feet
@@patrickanderson62 you can’t teleport after you’ve eaten your carrot feet, you can only teleport after they’ve fully grown back. I feel like someone is going to find a loophole in this
@@bron-yr-aur7990 So I can plant myself some carrot feet in my ankles and teleport more.
@@patrickanderson62 I guess that would work. About time somebody found a loophole in this
@@bron-yr-aur7990 Imagine this actually happened tho.
Super strength, but only when you are asleep
Ivan TheAwesome best kind of sleepwalking
Wake up only to see your lover brutally murdered
I swear I have this. I’ve broke like a whole ass nightstand in my sleep
ugly👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺👹👺😈👹👺😈👹👺😈👹👺😈ugly👹👺👹👺👹👺😈👹👺😈 on oo
It would be slightly useful because if you were in danger you could just take a few sleeping pills and you'll always wake up
"When I grow up, I want to ROTATE GRASS"
You could rotate the grass to turn on the goose button?
G o o s e b u t t o n
damn that grass s l i m m
Mothe
3:33 can i have that instead of a period
sameee
Lmao xD
Uh oh, it’s my time of the mo-
*BUH-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!*
imagINE MAKING A REALLY FUCKING LOUD CHICKEN SOUND AT SCHOOL OR WORK.
“You’ve been acting a little strange he past week, is it peri-“
“BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!”
My superpowers are procrastination and crippling depression
Bitch you're not special ,we all have that
I have all of those power plus being A fatass ,and Anxiety
Step it up
7:04 I don’t know why but the way he desperately uttered “PLEASE, STOP” is making me giggle so much
Did I just hear a Neo Yokio reference in the year of our lord 2018
Is that a fucking homestuck avatar in the year of our lord 2018
Is that a Jojo reference in the year of our father, Pucci 2018
The power to point at someone and they just fall over
NeoPixel Osu
SUICIDE RATE DROPPED TO 700%
The power to revive an animator that has a cat allergy.
My superpower would be to already be every Overwatch character.
How to properly clean your metal computer why are you in every video comment section that i watch?
DUDE FUCKING STOP NOW FUCKING HELL
TOO LATE IM ALREADY TRACER
But not mercy though
I'm already Winston man.
I do this all the time with my friends. Some of the best we've come up with are "you have laser vision but only while your eyes are crossed" and "you can fly but you have to take off and land on runways and abide international airspace."
when you come out of the goose and you're a bedroom
wait
When you come out of the goose and you’re a doctors office
The Crimson fucker when you come out of the doctor's office and you're a bedroom
im actually thinking what my life would look like if i were a bedroom
When you goose out of the come and bed a you're-room
I would ten out of ten take the chicken jet engine noise for sure that’s like actually a great superpower
Doesn’t specify what kind of chicken noise, a full ‘egg call’ can go like five minutes. “Buckbuckbuckbuck BUGAWK-“
Yeah but what about being able to turn into a goose
You can deafen people once a month
@@theguythatasked6400 *c h i c k e n g o o s e n o i s e s*
Morgz has dome this since he started shouting at his mic
My superpower is making people`s hair fall out, one by one
What a beautiful duwang
anyone can do that if they try hard enough
But only once a week
@Newt The Glue the song is good but I'm referencing jojo
@@benis9965 what's your fetish
Rest in peace soothouse.
Here's to so many laughs, chuckles and guffaws.
Rest well, and know that you have brought a smile to my face.
Thank you, and goodnight.
my superpower is that i can see every possible negative outcome of a scenario. I call it Anxiety.
I feel you sis😢
Same
Same
Same
Same
My superpower would be to make my dad come back home
roses are red
pupils are black
the next line is
"why won't my dad come back?"
imagine telling your goosephobia wife that you have a cool magic trick to show her so you say
"stay right here! im going to the bedroom to show you the trick."
you come back as a goose and she sends the dog to kill it but then never sees you again.
she'd just be walking around for the rest of her life thinking if she killed her goose husband lol.
Fun fact: the fear of ducks and geese is called "Anatidaephobia"
No, I didn't just google that because I suddenly became very interested in what the fear of geese is called what are you talking about?
OK maybe I did...
OK, that is epic
Everytime you see a toilet, you are forced to drag the closest person next to you onto the toilet and scream at them until they poop
Jesus christ.
I have the power to convince youtubers into playing bookworm adventures deluxe
hey, soot gang...
This guy needs his own subreddit, jeez lmao
Tell you what. The game comes to switch and ill play
A
The omnipotent Beef Stew appeared bringing the sacred texts.
You've come a long way from being a mod for Mama max beefy is here