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  • Seth takes a closer look at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting and how the #NeverAgain movement continues to put pressure on Republicans and the NRA.
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  • @kenbrownfield6584
    @kenbrownfield6584 6 років тому +74

    "change the name of AR-15 to Marco Rubio because they are so easy to buy" LMAO !!! Good one !!!

    • @frank-bmtz
      @frank-bmtz 4 роки тому +1

      "I'm a junior." - Sarah Chadwick

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 4 роки тому +4

      Well, why stop at Rubio? Make the name GOP. They are ALL bought by big money for various immoral causes.

  • @deborahcrawford9079
    @deborahcrawford9079 6 років тому +44

    "... change AR 15 to marco rubio cuz they're so easy to buy"

  • @jessehernandez1081
    @jessehernandez1081 6 років тому +122

    Reminds me of Professor Lockhart from Harry Potter. Happy to claim he'll run head first into danger only to cower in the corner behind children once it actually happens.

    • @Vislow
      @Vislow 6 років тому +6

      Jesse Hernandez Maybe Trump will meet the same end and have his memory wiped as well

    • @mikebronicki6978
      @mikebronicki6978 6 років тому +6

      The Lockhart character was based on tRump.

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 5 років тому

      Huh, never thought of that...
      .
      AND I'VE JUST FINISHED CHAMBER OF SECRETS FOR THE 5TH TIME!

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 4 роки тому

      [2]
      although former Professor Gilderoy Lockheart is currently residing in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries' Spell Damage long-term ward and Trump is languishing in the White House, Tweeting his thumbs off.

    • @jrdnnoel
      @jrdnnoel 4 роки тому

      I have referred to him as "the geriatric Lockhart" in the past

  • @mattr372
    @mattr372 6 років тому +8

    “They should change the name of ar15s to Marco Rubio because they are so easy to buy” ....wow! Hahaha

  • @pharb69
    @pharb69 6 років тому +185

    At long last! We missed you so much Seth. ♥️

    • @annamanning4931
      @annamanning4931 6 років тому +3

      Excellent
      Well worth the wait. Now pardon me while I watch a dirty movie and eat corn pop

  • @bgm1958
    @bgm1958 6 років тому +48

    That burn by Sarah Chadwick is going to leave a mark.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 6 років тому +3

      Especially coz she is so right.

  • @xanderlowe1543
    @xanderlowe1543 6 років тому +63

    I never thought I would reach the moment in my life where I miss George W. Bush, but here it is...

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 6 років тому +1

      after obama i understand.

    • @michaelwlazlinski8967
      @michaelwlazlinski8967 6 років тому

      Duuuuude. I know.

    • @kavflyladyvillery858
      @kavflyladyvillery858 6 років тому +1

      Xander Lowe either one of them. I mean let's be real; at this point "Tricky Dick" looks good.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 5 років тому

      @@MrMarco855 He's still better than Trump, you dumbass.

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 6 років тому +50

    Don't give up kids!!!

  • @Dolby109
    @Dolby109 6 років тому +394

    I think we need to make a petition that disallows Seth and his team from taking any more vacations.
    The withdrawal was almost more than I could handle!

    • @RFIs-no4wx
      @RFIs-no4wx 6 років тому +2

      Adam S Amen

    • @mr.o2291
      @mr.o2291 6 років тому +1

      I'm down tbh

    • @candaceskeen7522
      @candaceskeen7522 6 років тому +8

      Adam S seriously?! He’s got a new born and trump takes up more time than the infant... he deserves to breathe, Seth does...

    • @mikeyb8040
      @mikeyb8040 6 років тому +1

      not to mention that horrible break we had to endure during John Oliver's absence

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 6 років тому

      Nah. They deserve vacations and you people should find a different way to digest the news.

  • @HalfDemonInuyasha
    @HalfDemonInuyasha 6 років тому +41

    Drumpf also says he would've run into the school, even without a weapon.
    This coming from a Vietnam draft dodger.

  • @sealand000
    @sealand000 6 років тому +15

    "I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon, but then my bone spurs flared up."

  • @aaronmehaffey6251
    @aaronmehaffey6251 6 років тому +143

    "This is one of the worst things about having Trump as President. Every time he goes on TV and blurts the dumbest things in the world, the rest of us have to debate it like it's a real idea."
    I could not have put that better myself.

  • @farlanghn
    @farlanghn 6 років тому +43

    9:15 you guy ever notice how Trump crosses his arms during meetings like, ALWAYS! This is a sign of weakness. Wow.

    • @atheist45
      @atheist45 6 років тому

      Do you mean the way he crosses them? I cross my arms during meetings, its comfortable. I don't do it while I'm the speaker, though. He just looked silly there.

    • @shafreen2041
      @shafreen2041 6 років тому +7

      It's an indication of acute discomfort. Most politicians learn to hide obvious tells like that early on but not Trump because he has not been in a position where he felt so powerless before.

    • @pirateman1966
      @pirateman1966 6 років тому +2

      He's hugging himself. No one else would.

    • @TakesTechnique
      @TakesTechnique 6 років тому

      Nixon signs

  • @MJFAN666
    @MJFAN666 6 років тому +44

    I lost it when he started woofing as the "gun sounds"

  • @thegoldpaladin5494
    @thegoldpaladin5494 6 років тому +36

    Maybe we shouldn't give people automated killing machines

    • @vincegrey8718
      @vincegrey8718 6 років тому

      TheGold Paladin What the hell are you talking about? Automated? Do we have Firearms that march around like robots firing hundreds and hundreds of rounds all by themselves. Do they work like motion detectors? You are so goofy!

    • @richardsmart1234
      @richardsmart1234 6 років тому +5

      Nice try, Mince Gay, but it's not true that "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". What IS true is that "People with guns kill a hell of a lot more people than people without guns".

  • @AdamBerdar
    @AdamBerdar 6 років тому +1

    "Father, I´m running out of air!" Killed me :D

  • @silvsilvsilv
    @silvsilvsilv 6 років тому +30

    Saw this on Twitter:
    Age in 1776:
    Marquis de Lafayette, 18
    James Monroe, 18
    Henry Lee III, 20
    Aaron Burr, 20
    Nathan Hale, 21
    Alexander Hamilton, 21
    Just a bunch of kids, right? What do they know?

    • @AndrewReese82
      @AndrewReese82 6 років тому

      silvsilvsilv middle aged at that time

    • @silvsilvsilv
      @silvsilvsilv 6 років тому +1

      Andrew Reese
      Ages when they died:
      Lafayette 76
      Aaron Burr 80
      James Monroe 73
      Henry Lee III 57
      Nathan Hale 21 (Died because he was captured by the British)
      Alexander Hamilton 47 but was killed by Burr
      Life expectancy in the USA is 78.74 (2015).

  • @dartagnanx1
    @dartagnanx1 6 років тому +112

    If today was the day I woke up after five years in a coma, I would think I was hallucinating.

    • @jeanneeber
      @jeanneeber 5 років тому

      dartagnanx1 I wonder how you’d feel today, a year later?

  • @AndyBebop300
    @AndyBebop300 6 років тому +5

    I love these students. They've been through a tragedy that most people couldn't imagine and their trying to bring a change from this tragedy to prevent it. They have my respect!

  • @katecoman521
    @katecoman521 6 років тому +7

    “ 17 year olds can’t plan a nation wide rally”. Look at us now, we just did.

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 6 років тому +1

      and some of us are even younger :) Honestly Trump is worst at making speeches than we are at improving presentations.

  • @Gravelark
    @Gravelark 6 років тому +226

    Oh my god the gun noises he made! 🤣☠️

    • @froggydoodle808
      @froggydoodle808 6 років тому +14

      "Pshiiing!"

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 6 років тому +10

      Bing bing bong

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 6 років тому +10

      We have a man-baby in the White House.

    • @Gravelark
      @Gravelark 6 років тому +4

      These replies got me weak.

    • @Tussenio
      @Tussenio 6 років тому +13

      I’m shooting my gun: Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing!
      Now I have to reload: Bong bong bong bong bong bong!
      Yes it’s a six shooter.

  • @lynnbushell9312
    @lynnbushell9312 6 років тому +15

    Seth, you make me laugh, when all I want to do is cry.

  • @VibeVixen02
    @VibeVixen02 6 років тому +24

    17- year-olds can't study complicated issues, but they can somehow grow enough in a year to buy a gun? Ok

    • @cycadsonic5747
      @cycadsonic5747 6 років тому

      May be trump twitter psycho issue enough? If you understand, after Trump becomes president, there's more mass shooting in USA!

    • @galemiller7422
      @galemiller7422 3 роки тому

      @@cycadsonic5747 your prediction was correct👌🙏

  • @ChrisCupcake3
    @ChrisCupcake3 6 років тому +45

    flashback to the time Trump was at one of his rallies & his bodyguards thought there was someone w/ a gun in the crowd or something. Trump duck & covered soooooo fast.

    • @andtam008
      @andtam008 6 років тому +7

      chris degrazio Trump has the natural talent of dodging.

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 6 років тому +3

      that was the secret service,that is sop,you are an idiot.

    • @davidaijuka1108
      @davidaijuka1108 3 роки тому

      @@cojo582 semantics and you're the idiot

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 3 роки тому

      @@davidaijuka1108 NO DUMBASS PROCEDURE.
      X DEMS FOR TRUMP

    • @galemiller7422
      @galemiller7422 3 роки тому

      Yep a teenage boy with a mental disorder tried to take a gun from a cop and shoot Trump!👍

  • @AnointedSong
    @AnointedSong 6 років тому +29

    No gun I have ever fired has made the sound "bing", not even cap guns as a child. And again, the video of him holding onto the security at one if his rallies when he thought there was a gunshot, speaks volumes about him being willing to run into a building armed or not.

  • @silvsilvsilv
    @silvsilvsilv 6 років тому +44

    This whole situation honestly makes me so angry. With previous shootings we had some fringe groups talking crap about the victims, but now it's actual mainstream people like Fox News anchors and people like James Woods, literally targetting teenage school shooting survivors. What the actual fck America?

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 6 років тому +4

      The kids are AMAZING though in their handling of it aren't they! I want to know how they got to where they are? Who trained them/raised them to be so strong & courageous & mature? Is the school they go to special in some way? They've said it prepped them as well as was possible. Their parents obviously get a lot of credit too, but all round I'm just blown away by how amazing these kids are! I would never have the control or tact to do what they're doing, even as an adult!

    • @Audiodump
      @Audiodump 6 років тому +3

      They're doing it because they have no other recourse. Normally the victims aren't so vocal about gun control protests so they can be ignored with the standard "Its terrible, thoughts and prayers" lines and then get back to attacking the other side with slippery slope arguments and exaggerated rhetoric. But now the victims are protesting and the people fighting so hard to not change anything don't really have a logical leg to stand on, so the discourse immediately becomes adhom attacks.

  • @Hobbitstomper
    @Hobbitstomper 6 років тому +9

    Why is it, that when new technologies, concepts and ideas come out, which can be used to turn a profit, companies immediately want to copy and implement them into their systems to make their product better. Yet when some countries use a certain political system and laws, which have proven to work for 50+ years, many countries hesitate, deny and go the opposite way, which we know makes matters worse.
    For example: When Apple comes up with a new product, they will patent the hell out of it, because Microsoft and Google will for sure copy their idea, since they know it will make their product better.
    If Switzerland, Norway, Sweden or Finland uses a system which has proven to lower crime rate, prolong life expectancy, good health care, good education, then why not implement that exact system? Why are politicians so stubborn when in comes to copying political systems from other countries? It's not like you can be too proud to copy another country when you have hit rock bottom already and have been struggling for decades.
    Seriously, we're talking about human lives here. There should be no place for pride and stubbornness in situations like these.

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 6 років тому

      Switzerland has the "right to acquire, possess and carry arms".

    • @Hobbitstomper
      @Hobbitstomper 6 років тому +7

      Wrong! You do NOT have the rights to carry arms, that is strictly banned. I am from Switzerland and there is so much misinformation created by american gun advocates, it's unreal. The amount of incorrect memes showing swiss people walking around with guns, saying everyone owns a gun, is just completely wrong.
      The per capita of gun ownership in switzerland is very high due to our mandatory army service for any man between 18-34. After an initial 6 months of military training, you are being given a rifle which you can take home or leave at the nearest army barracks. The army used to give live ammo as well, however if the ammo would be opened up, you would be facing court martial. About 17 years ago after a shooting, they stopped handing out live ammo. You get to keep your rifle without ammo, or keep your rifle at the nearest army barracks for save keeping, because once a year, you have to do a few weeks of mandatory military service until the age of 34, along with yearly shooting practice on a shooting range.
      Since the last mass shooting in 2001 in Switzerland, almost 90% of all soldiers decided to leave their rifle at the nearest barracks. When asked, soldiers said they are not interested in owning a weapon, mainly because they were trained to use a weapon in combat and understand the consequences of what kind of damage a weapon can do.
      Anyone in Switzerland who has been convicted of a crime, is struggling with addiction, or has a 'violent or dangerous attitude, is banned from buying a gun. All gun owners must be able to pass a test on a shooting range before they are given a licence.
      Those who do own a gun are banned from carrying it around - concealed-carry permits are not a thing, unless you're a security worker or a police officer. Hunters and sports shooters can only carry their guns between home and the range.
      Here are 2 articles that show what we do different:
      www.ladbible.com/community/interesting-politics-switzerland-owns-tons-of-guns-so-why-doesnt-it-have-mass-shootings-20180226
      uk.businessinsider.com/does-switzerland-give-every-citizen-a-gun-2018-2

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 4 роки тому

      Wow

  • @byrongustafson2518
    @byrongustafson2518 6 років тому +39

    It’s really sad that a comedian has become the voice of reason...

    • @horaciogonzalez4284
      @horaciogonzalez4284 6 років тому

      byron gustafson, been that way since the Bush years sadly...

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 6 років тому +6

      Comedians have always been the voice of reason, ever since medieval times. The jester's role was to satirize the court and bring to attention the flaws of those in power and the unwise decisions they had made.

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator 6 років тому

      Have you always been an idiot or is it a recent development...

    • @byrongustafson2518
      @byrongustafson2518 6 років тому

      Correction: the MAIN voice of reason.

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 6 років тому +13

    Officer Bone Spurs reporting for duty!! Which way did he go?!? BING BOW BOOM!!

    • @abrahamrivera6298
      @abrahamrivera6298 6 років тому

      I_Bomb _Atomikly since when did Liberals have a problem with avoiding Vietnam?

  • @kofikoranteng1447
    @kofikoranteng1447 6 років тому +434

    Guess who's back...back again...Seth is back... tell a friend

    • @myguydied
      @myguydied 6 років тому +2

      Nana Koranteng And he brought an Eric joke with him lol

    • @alanwillert1359
      @alanwillert1359 6 років тому +1

      Nana Koranteng yay !

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому +1

      T. M. Shannon father nooooooooo

    • @bib_miiro1551
      @bib_miiro1551 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂 Bing.... 😂😂 I wonder how he become a billionaire!!! 😭😭😭😭😂😀😀

    • @cojo582
      @cojo582 6 років тому

      you watch this crap man ,i bet you watch the nfl too.

  • @knickell50
    @knickell50 6 років тому +47

    So presidential! What a total embarrassment.

  • @MaelstromTranquil
    @MaelstromTranquil 6 років тому +136

    Oh my god. Blaming video games?
    Has he never heard of the Byron Report?
    Course he hasn't. He doesn't read.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 6 років тому +5

      Michael Moore turned it into tv so he doesn't have to read to learn - but I guess he'd have to miss a shoot'em'up movie to watch that

    • @1948PontiusPilot
      @1948PontiusPilot 6 років тому +16

      I'm 70 and I've been hearing this argument since I was young. The first was, " Cowboy TV shows are why the young are so violent." Peace and Love

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d 6 років тому +2

      What does he watch on TV if he didn't know there's been a rating system for programs for years (FCC 1997)?

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 6 років тому +5

      icin4d, reality shows - especially The Apprentice. He seems to base all his knowledge of world matters on tv shows going by many of his tweets over the years (kardashians etc).
      Since becoming president he seems to have decided he needs to watch "grown up shows", so he's switched from reality tv to the unreality of fox "news"

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 6 років тому +3

      He hasn't even heard of the MPAA it seems, which has only been active since the late 60s... I guess he also wasn't aware that video games were being blamed in the 90s already, Mortal Kombat etc. Yet he is supposed to be in touch with the 'real people of America'.

  • @abdi6381
    @abdi6381 6 років тому +235

    Ayyyyyy Seth is back 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 6 років тому

      Guns of boom gamer Mohammed Way better the Olympics

  • @JoRiver11
    @JoRiver11 6 років тому +17

    "Hey, uh, what's the guy in the super-clean cowboy hat think?" Hahahahahahaha! I had to pause the video to finish laughing.

  • @snuffysmif9801
    @snuffysmif9801 6 років тому +78

    Trump is the most unintentionally hilarious clown in HISTORY!

    • @jhoxihum3230
      @jhoxihum3230 6 років тому +1

      Nope, my countrys' previous president will outclown Trump by a country mile. His highest education was grade 4 or 5, can't remember. He wasn't even able to say a number like 600364, and to see him try on national TV was hilarious.

    • @lesreed7943
      @lesreed7943 6 років тому +4

      Covfefe - my, what an enlightening vocabulary The Orange One has...

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 6 років тому +1

      *+Jhoxi Hum* Holy crap, who's your president? Is there a clip available anywhere on UA-cam of him being unable to pronounce six-hundred-thousand-three-hundrend-and-sixty-four?

    • @AlX-jx4qz
      @AlX-jx4qz 6 років тому +2

      He would be if he wasn't President.

    • @jhoxihum3230
      @jhoxihum3230 6 років тому

      Graham Chapman - Yep, their are videos of him trying to say a number
      ua-cam.com/video/lm1cuHMCMIg/v-deo.html

  • @Stevesrssrssrs
    @Stevesrssrssrs 6 років тому +6

    Oh man, that was hilarious!

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 6 років тому +16

    Students & teachers are tired of dodging bullets for the NRA

  • @waahaa2348
    @waahaa2348 6 років тому +84

    Republican will said the cop was afraid when they kill unarmed person, but will throw a cop to a pack of wolves for being afraid of a real killer.

    • @yruhatin100
      @yruhatin100 6 років тому +7

      Waa Haa say it again aloud so they can hear you.

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 6 років тому +4

      You're right, the irony is sparkling here.

    • @dpr821
      @dpr821 6 років тому +1

      Waa Haa : Good point.

    • @akes9793
      @akes9793 6 років тому +1

      Wow. That’s a good point.

  • @jackrubyn
    @jackrubyn 5 років тому +1

    I return to this clip about once a month for the ”wrong gun sound effects” bit. ”Beek, boink! Woof-woof!”

  • @stevenmichaels9269
    @stevenmichaels9269 6 років тому +298

    I know a guy whos got 6 Marco Rubios

  • @mrtrailesafety
    @mrtrailesafety 6 років тому +152

    "Marco Rubio may be easy to buy, but Laura Ingraham is easy to pwn..."
    BURN.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 років тому

      YOU SUCK.

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 6 років тому +4

      Afaf Benhara why? He was quoting. And it WAS a funny one.

  • @robinbeers3485
    @robinbeers3485 6 років тому +36

    Cadet BoneSpurs to the rescue! Yeahright.

  • @vivalahansi
    @vivalahansi 6 років тому +15

    America is a sinking ship.

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 5 років тому +2

      Well, at least the Democrat-led House of Representatives is trying to plug the holes Trump is drilling into it. Who knows, maybe if in 2020 we'll put a competent President in the White House with the People's interest at heart.

  • @YTSharpz
    @YTSharpz 6 років тому +13

    From a non American POV, I have to say that Trump seems to be the most unqualified president you have ever had. But of course, if I'm not from America my POV is irrelevant

    • @ravenuk2880
      @ravenuk2880 6 років тому

      Neither am I, But you're still correct. Trump is a disaster for the US.

    • @MrMarco855
      @MrMarco855 5 років тому

      Trump is the best president we've had in my lifetime, and you wouldn't know because you think the lying media is honest and you think the school shootings are real. That's why foreigners don't vote here, and we don't vote in your country. You have to be close to the rotten bastards to know who the devils are.

    • @toddmercure9745
      @toddmercure9745 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrMarco855 you must still measure your age in months.

  • @lornaginetteharrison414
    @lornaginetteharrison414 6 років тому +211

    I'm British, & it's a pretty safe bet that I probably disagree with a not inconsiderable percentage of Americans who love their guns, so let's just not "go there" - I really have no intention to piss anyone off!
    That being said, I want to express how impressive & inspirational these school students organising the #NeverAgain Movement are. They're far wiser & way more intelligent & eloquent than the vast majority of adults, especially NRA endorsed politicians (who demonstrably love their 'gun money' more than their constituents & children).
    Kudos kids! You're all amazing!

    • @matlew1960
      @matlew1960 6 років тому +11

      Well said fellow Brit..

    • @thaumatomane
      @thaumatomane 6 років тому +11

      I could not agree more. As a Canadian I have to say that I believe you have articulated how civilized parts of the world view the US in this whole debacle. Those youths are truly inspirational!

    • @Tobizz3
      @Tobizz3 6 років тому +8

      Word. More mature than most republicans, or at least more selfless.

    • @MikeJones-rk1un
      @MikeJones-rk1un 6 років тому

      A young British solder is getting murdered with a machete in the street and the cops have to go find someone with a gun to stop it. Looks like Britain can only brutalize innocent people in their colonies.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 6 років тому +12

      Mike M imagine how many he could have killed with a gun?

  • @MrNoSleepOSRS
    @MrNoSleepOSRS 6 років тому +830

    Ok I just watched the whole thing
    HOW IS HE PRESIDENT WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE !!!!

    • @julioperez1850
      @julioperez1850 6 років тому +43

      MrNoSleep OSRS
      THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! WTF!!!

    • @RFIs-no4wx
      @RFIs-no4wx 6 років тому +34

      MrNoSleep OSRS Yes. I don't get it either !

    • @cameroncrazie818
      @cameroncrazie818 6 років тому +23

      Because the DNC rigged the primary and nominated the second most hated candidate in American history, and the media smeared and gave little attention to Kasich and Rubio because they were scared to death that every poll had them crushing their beloved Hillary.

    • @Niklaren8112
      @Niklaren8112 6 років тому +12

      I was totally asking myself the same question

    • @cameroncrazie818
      @cameroncrazie818 6 років тому +2

      Although, it would've been interesting to see how the media would've treated any Republican other than Trump against Hillary. Hillary was the second most hated candidate in history (just 1% below Trump), and the polls I saw didn't even mention who the 3rd most hated candidate was, leading me to believe that Trump and Hillary were way ahead of everyone (and deservedly so). The RCP averages showed Kasich up by 7% over Hillary and Rubio up over 4% over Hillary nation-wide. Without Trump, I think Cruz would've been the nominee. He would've lost, but Hillary (like Trump is/will be) would've been exposed and only been a one term president, and you'd literally have to be mentally challenged to vote her again, just like you'll have to be mentally challenged to vote for Trump again.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 6 років тому +4

    9:10
    Trump invented the terms "pump priming" and "fake news"; now he invents movie ratings.
    Stable genius!

  • @scottmcfadyen8329
    @scottmcfadyen8329 6 років тому

    Proof that intelligence is an ashen promise is when it has to be used to debate stupidity. Glad to have you back Seth and Company !

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 років тому +360

    Why stop at giving teachers guns and training them to be sharpshooters? Why not give them shields so they can block incoming fire? Why not have them carry around a dose of combat drugs that they can inject themselves with so they don't panic in a dangerous situation? Why not also train them to be ninjas so they can sneak up on the shooter? Why not genetically alter them so they gain power over magnetism so they can telekinetically stop bullets?

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 6 років тому +32

      Morpheus from the Matrix is my phys. ed coach this year!

    • @wizedoggfc
      @wizedoggfc 6 років тому +29

      KingOfMadCows
      Don't give Trump any ideas. You know he watches Seth Meyers.

    • @FireSeraph007
      @FireSeraph007 6 років тому +36

      Havoc It's okay. We all know that Trump won't read.

    • @bacsilva
      @bacsilva 6 років тому +19

      Er... Does one have to be an American teacher to get that last one?

    • @worldtravel4973
      @worldtravel4973 6 років тому +25

      KingOfMadCows
      Or why not arm every student. Arm every new born.

  • @jermbug83
    @jermbug83 6 років тому +23

    The guy on the right looks like an older Yosemite Sam

  • @brittaniejones6807
    @brittaniejones6807 6 років тому +1

    4:43-4:59 had me cracking UP!!! 😂😂😂

  • @bigchieftomato
    @bigchieftomato 6 років тому

    this was one of the most on point and funniest pieces i've seen in awhile. well done Seth and crew!

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 років тому +9

    “Now the next part is very important. They are going to take you.”
    “Goodbye, Tiffany”

  • @qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7
    @qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 6 років тому +37

    I think part of the stupidity of arming teachers is that, often times, the shooter is a student or former student. Are we really going to ask teachers to kill someone they see every day? Or they taught and tried to nurture for four years? There are police officers and military personnel who feel a lot of trauma after they first kill a stranger. Can anyone expect a teacher to shoot at a child they once viewed as their own? A lot of teachers are now telling students "I'd take a bullet for you." What if that kid they told that to becomes a shooter? Will the teacher, or any person, not blink once before killing someone they would die for?

    • @ashleymorales4295
      @ashleymorales4295 6 років тому +5

      Grimm let's be real, here. Teachers HAVE taken bullets for their students. You're totally right, though

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 6 років тому +1

      great point Grimm!

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 6 років тому +6

      I saw a tweet a couple of days ago from a teacher who was asked by her students what she would do if there was a school shooting. She told them she would protect them with her life, but she was afraid that she couldn't do much because she's in a wheelchair. That's when they told her that they'd already decided: In the event of a shooter, they would carry her out and protect her. She cried. I'm feeling a little soggy again just repeating it. Any one of those kids has more backbone than Trump and all his bootlickers put together.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 2 роки тому

      @@maryanneslater9675 that's heartbreaking. Students should not have to think about how there going to protect their teacher in the event of a school shooting. Teachers should not have to think about taking a bullet for their students. It shouldn't have to be something that even crosses their minds.

  • @mortezadelgir9232
    @mortezadelgir9232 6 років тому +3

    I got a silencer for my Marco Rubio.

  • @Xer0neman1a
    @Xer0neman1a 6 років тому +8

    Trump's pretty much saying, ok guys, instead of not letting the shooters have access to guns, let's turn the schools into war zones. LMAO... the entire administration is like a comedy show.

  • @gusdupree2508
    @gusdupree2508 6 років тому +106

    Trump might actually not be scared of the bullets flying , but all those books filled with facts and knowledge would have him shitting his pants

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 6 років тому +2

      Wouldn't he have to actually know what facts are before he could be afraid of them?

    • @gusdupree2508
      @gusdupree2508 6 років тому +1

      Tom Ogden this is true

  • @hermananaya2383
    @hermananaya2383 6 років тому +55

    THANK YOU SETH FOR COMING BACK!!! THE REAL NEWS!!

    • @jbondable
      @jbondable 6 років тому +3

      Liberal IDIOTISM

    • @evocative4856
      @evocative4856 6 років тому +1

      """"""""""""""""""""""""""Real""""""""""""""""""""""""""

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 6 років тому

      herman anaya
      Hes not news hes comedy
      Not to suck the fun out of the room, but get a subscription to a newspaper like the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post ect if you want real news

  • @AyindesSeacret
    @AyindesSeacret 6 років тому

    I missed this show while y'all were on break! Welcome back.

  • @marleybee1946
    @marleybee1946 6 років тому +80

    Teenagers are more mature than Republicans

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator 6 років тому +1

      It's the contrast...

    • @tylerclark7787
      @tylerclark7787 6 років тому +2

      Teenagers think banning assault weapons is going to stop school shootings. It won't. What will they say when the gun grab doesn't stop them as predicted by republicans?

    • @sharonspaghetti815
      @sharonspaghetti815 6 років тому +4

      Marley Bee
      I'm Canadian but I think Trump is the most terrible person on the earth. The young people coming forward are so intelligent...articulate and America is in great shape with these incredible students

    • @sharonspaghetti815
      @sharonspaghetti815 6 років тому

      Superb Media Content Creator 0

    • @yy-qj8ym
      @yy-qj8ym 6 років тому +5

      Walter Smith if that's the case, why are there so few (to almost none) cases of gun violence in countries with stricter gun laws?

  • @aprilwearsgucci
    @aprilwearsgucci 6 років тому +63

    Trump "The War Dodger" wouldn't fight a war with a gun. Trump would of ran in the other direction.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 6 років тому +67

    Seth is back...I can enjoy news again.

    • @McRocket
      @McRocket 6 років тому +1

      Ken Ken - it's called a joke.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 6 років тому

      You didn't enjoy the winter olympics?

  • @creative_4ever
    @creative_4ever 4 роки тому

    This episode was FANTASTIC! 👍 Especially the last part, I LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Good job, Seth!!!

  • @Rascal2006
    @Rascal2006 6 років тому

    Brilliant video Seth. Agree 100%

  • @RetroBackslash
    @RetroBackslash 6 років тому +112

    Gotta believe that Trump WOULD rescue Ivanka, she is the love of his life after all.

    • @eduardovillagomez3675
      @eduardovillagomez3675 6 років тому +13

      Max Maxwell true, Tiffany on the other hand...

    • @eduardovillagomez3675
      @eduardovillagomez3675 6 років тому +25

      Also he’d send someone else to do it, criticize him the entire time, and then take all the credit

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl 6 років тому +14

      ...while he hides behind the corner, shouting: "BING! BONG! PEW PEW!"

    • @MsThebeMoon
      @MsThebeMoon 6 років тому +6

      He wouldn't run into a building to rescue even her. He'd assign the task to somebody else. He does know all the best people.

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 6 років тому +4

      Everyone in this thread is right. It would be an entertaining movie though, you all have to admit. (Then again, I guess that could be said about the entire Trump Administration, and it's not working out so well for us, so idk)

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 6 років тому +566

    He wants "highly trained people with a natural gift"?
    He's gonna get that the same place he's going to get dry water, round cubes and competent members in his staff.

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 6 років тому +14

      And his fidelity to others.

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity 6 років тому +12

      Cadet Bone Spurs i find my invisible bong before trump gets presidential...

    • @FerrickAnima
      @FerrickAnima 6 років тому +20

      lets not forget clean coal!

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien 6 років тому +8

      Cadet Bone Spurs I'm going to try to memorize that. That way I can be a very stable genius.

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl 6 років тому +10

      Trump's administration always makes me think of that episode of the Muppets Laboratory, where Beaker and Bunsen accidentally set fire to inflammable paper and then try to douse it with their newly-invented flammable water.

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 6 років тому

    Excellent coverage as always!

  • @AmirandJake
    @AmirandJake 6 років тому +3

    The guy with the mustache in the ten gallon hat at 7:45 is not from Texas... He's from Cincinnati?!

  • @kuldeepgill6841
    @kuldeepgill6841 6 років тому +114

    Seth you are back!!

  • @margaretkennedy2520
    @margaretkennedy2520 6 років тому +515

    "You don't know until you're tested" ~ man who faked an injury to avoid military service

    • @jackee1054
      @jackee1054 6 років тому +40

      Hey Hey Hey Margaret ! Go easy on him. He had blisters. And from what I understand, one of them required a bandaid.

    • @gary_buckley
      @gary_buckley 6 років тому +3

      *Margaret Kennedy* - 😂 fair point but then again, America would of lost a considerable amount of money in taxes if he had of died as the super rich pay extraordinarily high taxes and what is another untrained soldier in the grand scheme of things.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 6 років тому +11

      Gary Buckley Trump said he doesn't pay taxes, that makes him smart.

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 6 років тому +3

      Jillian .... What !!! A whole bandaid was required ??? That's possibly quite serious...
      ...
      My word ...

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator 6 років тому +2

      Man, when rushed on the campaign clung to the SS man like it, was mama...

  • @knaziringram4589
    @knaziringram4589 6 років тому

    Thank you Seth Meyers for being on point.

  • @GiacomodellaSvezia
    @GiacomodellaSvezia 6 років тому +4

    I'm very interested to know what happens when he runs into a school building where a school shooter is reported, holding whatever firearms he wishes to take with him.
    Scenario 1: He forgets to load his guns
    Scenario 2: He forgets the safety catch
    Scenario 3: He forgets what he went in for
    Scenario 4: He gets scared shitless
    Scenario 5: He joins the shooter
    Etcetera
    There was a professional on the premises of the Parkland shooting, who chose not to enter the building. Trump blamed him, I do not.

  • @clayshippy2652
    @clayshippy2652 6 років тому +89

    He has bone spurs - how could he run into the school and help?

    • @superpantman
      @superpantman 6 років тому +2

      Clay Shippy he only has bone spurs when there is a war. We all know he could probably have single handedly defeated the viet cong.

  • @jennifer7685
    @jennifer7685 6 років тому +31

    Oh man... that Death wish clip, gawd...

  • @vandicking
    @vandicking 6 років тому +4

    Was that pro gun guy the real life Yosemite Sam?

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 років тому +1

    LOL Brilliant Seth!

  • @davidjongen1022
    @davidjongen1022 6 років тому +25

    Australia is one of the highest consumers of violent games and movies ... so I call .. bullshit ..

    • @lesreed7943
      @lesreed7943 6 років тому

      And, David, just like the rest of the world with regard to minimal killings!

    • @batintheattic7293
      @batintheattic7293 6 років тому

      Also Australia MAKES some of the most violent movies. I've seen them! I was very disturbed by them. I also enjoyed them. I don't want to kill. Australians seem to have a gift for expressing darkness and I'm very much a fan of it.

    • @bernie4268
      @bernie4268 3 роки тому +1

      @@batintheattic7293 As an Aussie who has never fired a gun or owned one, our country is SAFE. I've never felt I needed a gun to protect myself. I don't need one to overthrow the government one day just in case! Our farmers and hunters can have guns with a licence. Shooters still have rifle shooting clubs. We have some pretty basic rules on these dangerous things.

  • @SusanS777
    @SusanS777 6 років тому +77

    Finally. Missed you

  • @kevinmelody3135
    @kevinmelody3135 6 років тому

    I needed some good belly laughs. Glad you're back Seth.

  • @Tonigg1954
    @Tonigg1954 6 років тому

    Love it, always nails it

  • @antonystringfellow5152
    @antonystringfellow5152 6 років тому +9

    Here's an idea ..... why not just limit the sale of guns to those that go "bing"?

  • @ethanc.deneen516
    @ethanc.deneen516 6 років тому +10

    I feel it would first be wise to point out I did a research paper on gun control. I follow the news. I can talk about this issue in a mature manner. Unlike some people who I won't mention (see above). My father teaches middle school. I am in high school. We have discussed this issue at length, and both agree that we would be significantly more uncomfortable in school if anyone present was armed. There should be no weapons in schools. One of my father's colleges is a volunteer sheriff, and has similarly expressed his opinion that arming teachers is illogical, and frankly terrifying.
    Thank you for your time and consideration of my opinion.

  • @livlyfe3272
    @livlyfe3272 6 років тому +1

    "I'm a junior." As a sophmore who has been called a "freshie" many times, I can say I like Sarah.

  • @kathleencameron4043
    @kathleencameron4043 6 років тому

    excellent, Seth.

  • @ThatMetalFellow
    @ThatMetalFellow 6 років тому +9

    If video games inspired violent behaviour we'd have a group of kids swinging swords and hammers, mounting each other , and trying to crave each other for parts.

    • @Audiodump
      @Audiodump 6 років тому

      Well...they are mounting each other, to be fair.

  • @dskatyusha6282
    @dskatyusha6282 6 років тому +41

    trump is whats wrong with America

  • @brockstr
    @brockstr 6 років тому

    Mr. Meyers - you are a national treasure.

  • @leeh6819
    @leeh6819 6 років тому

    Your the best Seth!

  • @jmo6603
    @jmo6603 6 років тому +30

    6:57 Spot on observation. I don't even watch the panel discussions anymore. 90% of the time, no matter what the network, pro or con, it's just random mindless speculation by a group of people as confused as the rest of us, trying to make sense of Trump's latest idiocy.

  • @MisterMitchMM
    @MisterMitchMM 6 років тому +512

    those 17 year olds will be 18 soon enough...✔✔✔✔

    • @chriswilliams6896
      @chriswilliams6896 6 років тому +2

      mr10man69 that doesn't mean they'll vote

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 6 років тому +39

      They're pissed off. Unless the republicans actively work to suppress youth votes en masse (which I grant is entirely possible) their friends and school mates are dead and that doesnt go away.
      Young people are pissed at the same old tone deaf no budge response from the Republicans.

    • @leonardball5067
      @leonardball5067 6 років тому

      But will they register in large numbers and vote?

    • @MikeJones-rk1un
      @MikeJones-rk1un 6 років тому +8

      Let's hope they know enough to vote out the sheriff that didn't protect them for his own political agenda.

    • @stonedserpent9206
      @stonedserpent9206 6 років тому +2

      Then we'll raise the voting age to thirty- by then these fucktards will have eaten enough tidepods to kill themselves. Perhaps we'll get the wall outlet challenge going too.

  • @ChrisWhite-vs6ud
    @ChrisWhite-vs6ud 6 років тому

    Funny stuff. I enjoy this segment.

  • @DolphCas
    @DolphCas 5 років тому +1

    I love Seth’s trump imitation 🤣

  • @Sam-lr9oi
    @Sam-lr9oi 6 років тому +7

    I love Seth's "demon under the stairs" Eric, but if there's one thing I think Our Cartoon President on Showtime has nailed is Don Jr and Eric. The Beavis and Butthead vibe they created is too perfect for the two of them.

  • @surgea1092
    @surgea1092 6 років тому +17

    Everyone should share this video

  • @HideousConformity
    @HideousConformity 6 років тому +117

    As usual, Trump's ego and ignorance are writing checks his body can't cash.

    • @abrahamrivera6298
      @abrahamrivera6298 6 років тому

      HideousConformity Deputy’s bodies can’t cash checks either 🤨

  • @jafrocubic2
    @jafrocubic2 6 років тому

    I feel pretty confident in saying Seth Meyers actually has the best Trump impression of all the hosts out there. Really spot on.
    And the whole thing about dude in the cowboy hat made me laugh so card I cried.

  • @clayshippy2652
    @clayshippy2652 6 років тому +419

    "Highly trained people - who have a natural talent..." ... and a Brown Shirt!

    • @candaceskeen7522
      @candaceskeen7522 6 років тому +17

      Clay Shippy ... and a white pointy cap?!

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 6 років тому +34

      Im thinking a Black shirt, we’ll call them the “security specialists” or SS for short

    • @thomasrose38
      @thomasrose38 6 років тому +7

      Why don't you grow a little mustache and start making speeches to the masses and teach all the kids to goose-step down on Main Street and we all can have babies for the Fatherland

    • @nobumasa1
      @nobumasa1 6 років тому

      Clay Shippy fd

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 років тому +13

      Maybe an extra long tie? Preferably made in Ghina.

  • @AnnetteKapple
    @AnnetteKapple 6 років тому +22

    Missed you Seth. Welcome back!

  • @prylfarsan
    @prylfarsan 6 років тому

    Seths impression of Eric gets me every time :)

  • @carolinemccann4988
    @carolinemccann4988 6 років тому +1

    You are too good at doing trump 😂😂😂😂😂