Remember when Trump said we should elect him so the US would no longer be represented by a laughingstock? I should have bought some laughingstock before the stock split.
Nope, I don’t remember him saying that. But I do remember how he said that if Hillary was elected, her presidency would be mired by investigations. Lol
That's probably part of it. He does hold grudges. Plus I'm sure he thinks of the windmills as an Obama/Hillary thing and we all know he must compulsively defy anything they're for simply bc they're the enemy in his mind and his followers.
Oh - nonono. It's just the Deep-State-gouvernment-conspiracy-FakeNews-worshippers-of-theDevil covering everything up and blame all those cancer cases on poor clean coal and stuff.
I edit a children’s magazine. Some of my work is typing up kids’ story submissions, which can be pretty messy, but I’ve gotten good at it. I genuinely wouldn’t be able to transcribe Trump’s speeches if I tried.
Seth left out the part where Trump this week claimed to Angela Merkel that his father was born in a “very wonderful part of Germany.” Fred Trump was born in New York in 1905.
And his Grandfather was a German draft dogger. He didn't have bones spurs. Instead he got rowing arms syndrome .. This caused him to board a ship to America. He sat by a port hole window flaying his arms the whole journey.
To be fair, he was probably talking about his grandfather. But I wouldn't put it past T to claim "he knows what he was talking about, he was there when it happened".
@co coco well, it is common for people to forget where their father was born. Yep, I just forgot where mine was born, nope, I remember again, well I just forgot again.
@@CornishCreamtea07 You said, "to be fair". If anything, that's unfair. It's not fair at all that it should be relevant to bring up what other people incorrectly call something when someone else is pointing out it's proper name. Since they are making a correction, we can assume they already acknowledge that a lot of people call them windmills, incorrectly. So your comment would seem redundant, unless you were trying to suggest that it's ok to call them windmills because a lot of people call them that
how could that retard be the potus ! i cant belive that he is about getting a second time while the whole world is laughing at him, america deserve someone much better.
Steph J and so shouts a hater and a fool pimping for tRumpf the 5x draft dodger coward, serial adulterer, compulsive liar, 6x bankruptcy scammer, in debt to *70* banks incl RU, tax cheat, charities fraud, KJU-loving, Putin-OWING traitor
What do you mean she sounds a bit crazy? She IS FREAKING MAD, the mad woman who talks to the fairies and aliens and has a conversations with God... She would be on meds if she was normal folks, but we allow her quirks because she has money: nobody wants to upset the family's rich auntie, and certainly not Fox "News".
She's a raving lunatic who by the way was married to someone who committed fraud and was sentenced to jail. Just like Trump she has stiffed people when it comes to campaign contributions, and according to a source she owes over $500,000 for her failed campaign. This woman needs enough bull tranquilizer to take down a stampeding elephant.
Ugh... Pirro is back? Everytime a clip of her is on my pets start freaking out. She sounds like a post-apocalyptic cult leader announcing "THE EXECUTION OF THE HERETICS!". She sounds like if Pazuzu from the exorcist possessed a white woman who "Wants to speak to a manager now".
Attacking windmills. Ok Mr Quixote. Maybe not a good comparison. I remember Don Quixote being likable, although kinda ridiculous. This Don is ridiculous, but pretty unlikable.
I lost it when he said he was worried, that the speech, he was making on TV, was going to leak to the media. I almost snorted milk through my nose. I know I shouldn't laugh at an aging man who's losing his mind, but he is also our representative of the American people, and I couldn't help but laugh. I feel that my reaction to Trump went backwards. 2016 - Anger 2017 - Deep sighs and fear 2018 - Chuckles and eye rolls 2019 - Laughing and snorting milk out the nose We need a new leader and representative. I'm not holding my breath, but I do pray that we get Trump out of office after 2020. Please?
TheTravelingStrawberry I can’t even. His tenuous grasp on reality is slipping to a dangerous level. I’m with you on your fluctuating emotional scale. I need chiropractic work from shaking my head so much. 🤦🏼♀️
Flacid House He did try to say "I can't even" but all that came out was "I, uh, canuh... teevin. You know teevin.. nice guy. Windmills, rr RRR RRRR, BAD"
Enh at least nuclear holocaust would get rid of all the insanity. Instead of fearing politicians we could fear giant irradiated wolf packs stalking the streets.
For trumps information and others in Denmark we have 41 % of our power from wind power. And we do not listen to whiiiiir or shuuuush or have cancer explosions around windmills
@@crisr615 Well, they think "good for the environment" means "globalist conspiracy to put us in hobbit homes (gulags) and breed whites out of existence."
He is still seething because his golf course in Scotland has had Wind turbines erected near it. He still owes millions for the illegal damage he caused there with an environmental disaster to the wetland area.
tihzho She is definitely the Alex Jones of Faux News! There is something definitely wrong with her, but more importantly, the Oringe dude in the Whitehouse. PS one of the best A Closer Looks in recent times. Love ya Seth!
I love this show! And I gotta say, who would've said, pre-trump days, that for 2 solid years, every single day would be the exact same subject for the show, and every single day it's fresh material and always damn funny!! Great show!!!👍👍🇨🇦
I love the jokes and that is what makes him so scary. Instead of being terrified of the things this man is doing, it has become a running joke. Who takes a joke seriously? But, he is still #45. This isn't funny anymore.
@@erinhenry2 yeah, I get that. It stopped being funny when he started threatening your nuclear-toting adversaries over twitter. I am not American, but I live less than a mile from Detroit, so I'm paying more attention to your politics than I ever have before this administration. I do hope you guys can get thru this with as little further damage as possible. Every American I've met travelling thru your country has been very pleasant. I can't think of any instance of travelling over there where I've ever had an issue--even at the border. Thoughts are with you guys, there are more against him, as well as the party at this point, just keep 'hanging tough'🎶🎤👏😁👍👍
Mister Phantome : You have to watch out. Some people reading may not be native English speakers and don't understand American ways of speaking or sarcasm. Don't think sarcasm exists in other languages.
@@Tippy2forU How American of you to think sarcasm doesn't exists in other languages. My god, you people need more help than I initially thought. At least you voted that orange obese retard out; that's a good start.
Do you really think that Trump would know what a turbine is? He would probably think that you were talking about turbins. And then have some sort of complaint about muslims. We have to get it simple for the stupid people.
@@kimberlys8422 Well Kimberly, I'm an old person and I LOVE AOC - she's bloody brilliant and the Republicans are TERRIFIED of her. If you haven't seen her deal with the old white boys in congress, watch her dissect and destroy them on corruption: ua-cam.com/video/TJlpS4vhKP0/v-deo.html and on Climate Change replying to an idiot who said she wanted to take away "your hamburgers" and climate change was "elitist" ua-cam.com/video/m5M8vvEhCFI/v-deo.html Even the British Guardian Newspaper is taking notice of her!
Wow, Jimmy, what a burn!! Takes time out of his day to insult your comment and that's the best he can do?! Shows the kind out brain power typical Drumpf supporters have. (Ie way less than AOC)
"Old people?" When you're 29 and are still complaining about "adults" or trying to insult folk by calling them "old people," I'd say you aren't leading a very examined life & need to check your immature self. Raging idiots don't get taken down by raging idiots. Be smarter. Same shite, different side of the aisle won't cut it for those who truly want a better world.
At some point, STD's go beyond medication. And considering all the sperms that "judge" Janine Screecho has killed, she definitely qualifies as an STD. Even if (thankfully) she and sex don't mix.
james Sutton I like i suscribe she scared me over the Atlantic I am having such a laugh here in France she really needs to see herself in a miror pathetic Greetings to you all from a French Support
@@sweetydeerhound4075 Thanks, though actually I'm Canadian. I've been watching in horror and a perverse fascination the bizarre presidency of the past few years. I like America, hopefully my neighbours will get back to normal once he's out of office, when someone sane is in charge. I remember a political commentator in 2015 mused that a Trump presidency would be like a whitewater rafting trip; those who make it through it are going to have some wild stories to tell their kids one day.
I see parallels to North Korean news anchors and bible-thumping preachers. Are they trying to exploit some sort of zero-day of the human psyche? And if so why isn't it working on all of us?
@@jamessutton3461 I m not that ambitious. The US has had very few actually sane presidents in the last few decades. I would settle for a semi-literate republican or an average democrat. We are not expecting a saint to be the president or the president to be a saint. Somebody who could occasionally make it not about him and occasionally tell the truth would be great.
I see it now. A treasonous C-List celebrity with dementia. Massive tax cuts for the rich. Has his biggest scandal covered up by Barr. (Did you know Barr helped Reagan and Ollie get away with Iran-Contra? Earned him the nickname "the cover-up chief".) They literally elected Reagan's ghost. Slow clap for the Republicans. Who says reality has to get in the way of your dreams? "We want Reagan back! But racister! None of that amnesty crap!" "Reagan had two terms. Also, he's dead. You can't have Reagan back." "Fucking watch me libtard!" Oh, that gives me an idea. Who knows where FDR is buried and has the phone number of a good necromancer? Wait a minute... by the state of Bernie's hair, I think someone's beat me too it.
@@cisco8650 I don't think that's just being stupid, I think that goes way beyond that, possibly into the realm of severe mental degradation, ie. dementia.
Terry W ... Thanks for that! Just looked it up and the full quote is: “A Radical is a man with both feet firmly planted--in the air. A Conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. A Reactionary is a somnambulist walking backwards. A Liberal is a man who uses his legs and his hands at the behest--at the command--of his head.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt. ... awesome. We should spread the full quote around.
There's another that can fairly be applied to Trumpists thinking Individual-1 is the best ever "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States of America.
Anthony Nycholas ... and that is pretty much what Stephen Miller (Trump’s Senior political advisor at the age of 32, not even old enough to be president)said during an interview on Face the Nation. “The powers of the president to protect our president are very substantial and will not be questioned,” Stephen Miller is extreme far right and his views are absolutely horrible to the very fabric of this nation’s ideals. "Continue to worship at the alter (sic) of multiculturalism, and we may come to see that we are participating in the sacrifice of the one culture which binds us all." .... obviously Miller likes to worship at the white Far right Nationalist altar and wants to impose that viewpoint on us all. The irony is that “when his great-grandmother arrived in the US in 1906, she spoke only Yiddish, the historical language of the Ashkenazi Jews of Eastern Europe.” This is like a friend of my son’s in high school that is Mexican-American, joined a White Supremist group and had a Confederate flag in the window of his pickup truck. 🙄
@@mscloudherder329 "Continue to worship at the alter (sic) of multiculturalism, and we may come to see that we are participating in the sacrifice of the one culture which binds us all." That's proof that Miller is the new Sarumon to Trump's Sauron (or maybe the collective far right is the real darkness, and Trump is just the physical manifestation). "One Culture to rule them all, One Culture to find them, One Culture to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." It would be funny if it wasn't proving more and more to be an apt comparison.
Is cause Hes NOT FUNNY, and if u haven’t noticed lol bias….2 sides to every story if someone or group only gives one you should get your information elsewhere. It’s doesn’t bother anyone else that one side is being completely alienated? That doesn’t lead to a better country
Well, those are OG windmills because obviously electricity is a relatively new development in human history; however, definitions evolve over time. Merriam-Webster dictionary says (of windmills): "especially: wind-driven water pump or *electric generator* ."
My dear, please, please find other resources. America hating, Trump hating people are loud but they do not reflect the views of sane, America loving patriots. Try An0maly - a classic liberal who loves the truth.
There's way more of us than you, Steph. EDIT: And there's nothing remotely America-hating about this show. Nor is there anything remotely America-hating about hating the president. You sound like an authoritarian cockwomble when you equate those two very different things. EDIT #2: And being authoritarian is about as American-hating as it gets. Which is why, again, there's more of us than you.
Trump's so obsessed with Hillary, I've long suspected every times he goes after her, that's him metaphorically pulling her pigtails because he like likes her (and because he values his life too much to try and grab her by the p****).
A few things: 1. Judge Janine (I am not even going to bother getting her name right) is scary. Why is this relic still on TV? 2. Seth was on fire tonight
Especially after she called a woman who wears a hijab "adherent to sharia law." I'm sorry, but doesn't your country have freedom of religion? Disgusting
Geo Smith ... if you were actually following reality and not right wing propaganda it would be easier to talk to you. Quote: “The Gateway Pundit is an extreme right news and opinion website that is not afraid of conspiracy theories and the occasional publication of falsehoods (see analysis). The website was founded by Jim Hoft in 2004 to “speak the truth” and to “expose the wickedness of the left.”” mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-gateway-pundit/ I always like to check my sources before posting them as fact. The link you posted is highly partisan and biased. It distorts and lies for the benefit of the right wing. I should remind you that Seth’s routine is a COMEDY ROUTINE and is not meant as a barometer of absolute truth ( but is a good source of stuff to do an independent investigation of).
I still don't understand how being a former bartender is a bad thing before joining congress. If anything, she spent her nights listening to average drunk people talk about their problems and desires. If I were to expect anybody to understand the average citizen, I would give it to someone like a bartender or a barber.
Geo Smith smh troll on fam trump bankrupted a casino and didn’t make any deals his name is on things but he doesn’t own any thing. His real estate empire was his fathers and only stayed afloat in the 90s and 2000s because the bank wouldn’t buy his ny real estate because they didn’t have the money. As for the GDP that was Barack fam every presidents first two years has a lot to do with his shifts that were trending up already if he does the same in his next two year then cool but that won’t happen because the deficit is going to have to be tackle in 6 months or the US will be in a recession
At the beginning, you notice how he explains what he's saying when he says "oranges": he immediately says, "the beginnings ", afterwords. That, to me, says he knows he used the wrong word but can't think of the right one. A clear sign of dementia.
Or... hear me out now... he's just a complete fucking moron. It's so easy to identify words and concepts that smart people around him feed him. It's like listening to a child that learned a new word they repeat over and over again. He doesn't have a mental health issue. He's just stupid. So stupid in fact, people are confusing it with dementia.
'Oringes' sounds like Betsy DeVos' new school lunch fruit substitute, made mostly of shredded documents and that stuff the janitor sprinkles on puke stains.
Plenty of students do bar work and there are many skilled professional bartenders as well. Not everyone can afford to go straight into business. Perhaps if Trump had done a job like bartender, he might not be as arrogant as he is today.
Hell America embarrassed it's self by electing that washed out hotel baron . Maybe the US should have reviewed the oringes of their electoral candidates before marking an X on the chump man himself.
@@myazzizonfyr most people are too lazy to review/research anything. Although all the answers are on the computer on our phone in our pocket. Most folks are perfectly content being Spoon-fed misinformation by the television propaganda machine.
@@jasperjenkins7729 the greatest hypnotist in the world is that little oblong box in the corner of the room that constantly tells us what to believe is real ...
@@arexgaming288 it won't be funny when he won't leave the white house ,will it? Besides , we all knoiw your side is a bunch f=of weak ass bitches who dont, won,t or can,t stand up for the truth, just like your cult leader. Its not your fault, my brother who owns a lending company,isn;t a dummy,is the same way. And my family wants to beat him senseless too
The ironic thing about her "opening statement" schtick is that the moment a real lawyer tried that in a real court, he'd be tackled by the bailiff and possibly charged with contempt of court. You don't get to just yell at people, and it's even worse for someone who calls herself a "judge".
I would suggest not trying to imagine such a person. They obviously do exist. I think they look like a blob with Rush Limbaugh's hair, Alex Jones' gravelly voice, Sean Hannity's jaw and Tucker Carlson's crossed eyes. That's the stuff of nightmares, literally.
She's like the weird neighbor who constantly rants at full volume in the front yard about how cats are the embodiment of all evil and yells about getting ALL HER FOLLOWERS to perform an exorcism on you, your house, and all your animals. And you don't even own any pets. She's the closet meth head you didn't realize was one when you first met her, then suddenly went postal for no intelligent reason. And it goes on all day and all night. Spooky.
Sad we have a fool in the White House, making all Americans look like fools. He doesn't like wind turbines because he is a windbag who doesn't like power taken from him!
From what I see here it seems it's the other way around - wind turbines are called windmills. Think about what a turbine is and what a mill is. One generates electricity the other... mills grain and hasn't been in use for a long while...
Thanks Donnie for making late night shows more interesting and entertaining. It interprets to a layman’s term and easy to digest all of your stuff up for the day and leaves the audience begging for more on the next days episode like a saga or a reality tv!
*lol* expecting logic conclusions from people who would boo when Trump bashes the "elite" and cheer when he calls himself "elite" 5 seconds later. Those people don't use higher brain functions to make decisions.
"ranting about things he hasn't the slightest clue about but is convinced he's an expert of" So more than half of the country then. I have been guilty of the same ignorance as well.
for those that dont know what reverse psychology is, that is how the devil works. click my name to watch Son of Perdition part 3, then 4. its not my opinion, it biblical
@@bigh7777 Lol the Presidency is a figurehead position like the royal family. It's just all for show, everything Trump has done can be *undone* same as he's done to Obama's executive orders out of retributive spite rather than patriotism. The Legislative and Judicial bodies of government are the only branches that matter. The Executive branch should be chooped off like a dead limb before it causes sepsis. Are you somebody important or recognizable though? *NO.*
This is one man. There are millions of people out there that see and hear him and say: "That's my president, I relate to that and will vote for him again in 2020". That's the scary part
@Grace Munich Forget about the date. What percentage of them do you think know the month? I bet you if it wasn't printed on their Tshirts and tang tops they wouldn't know the year either
@@stephj9378 I am sorry your statement was incomplete. Let me do it. "His xenophobic, bigoted, chauvinistic, disrespectful, sucking-to-the-rich, mocking-poor, making-fun-of-innocents-dying, soulless, sexual harassing, lying self compared to socialist, still-a-work-in-progress, slightly hypocritical with the likes of Pelosi and Booker, a bit soulless when you consider people like Kamala but still having people like Omar and AOC---yes, there is no contest. Dems have their problems but unlike reps and Trump, they are changing.
Steph J ah. Did you just say baby killing? LOOOOL. It just hit me that responding to other comments you made on other threads as if you were intelligent enough for discussion was my bad. ...My bad.
Top 5 states with wind turbines and the state's politics: 1. Texas (R); 2. Iowa (R); 3. Oklahoma (R); 4. California (D); 5. Kansas (R). Fascinating choice of things to attack. (2017 numbers)
The "oranges" thing is a textbook case of one of the hallmark early signs of Alzheimer's, dysphasia (when you know the right word, but between your brain and your mouth it gets changed for something else without you realizing it until after you've said it).
I experienced this slightly after sustaining a concussion, but I only remember one - casserole/carousel. I also had trouble finding the right words, but things improved. trump should have never been elected to begin with. There was something wrong with him then and it's only gotten worse.
@@Pashasmom1 Seconded. After a concussion from a traffic accident I was in the hospital and talked to my parents who visited. I was in pain but so SURE I was saying the right words but was told afterwards that while it was understood what I wanted to say it came weird in the way described. It's so odd because I really didn't notice. You really have to have yourself recorded and listen to that later.
I'm not sure he realized it even after he said it... there was no need for him to ramble and repeat it over and over, but he did... four times. I think he is just gaslighting the dictionary at this point.
there also that thing, very rare, where your face and asshole look so much alike, your tonsils don't know which way to go.( Not you,of course, but trumlup,) Not a dr on tv, but thats my bet
No, Reagan had dementia. Trump has "malignant narcissistic personality disorder" with a sprinkling of paranoid schizophrenia, and a chronic case of asshattery.
@@prometheus575 I've said it before and I'll say it again: I took care of my grandmother with Alzheimer's so she didn't have to go to an old folk's home. _He's early onset for sure_
@@puddlemini No, dementia can come on at any age really, it is just more predominant in the elderly. Dementia is also a blanket-term, as there are many forms of it.
Remember when Trump said we should elect him so the US would no longer be represented by a laughingstock?
I should have bought some laughingstock before the stock split.
Excellent!
Nope, I don’t remember him saying that. But I do remember how he said that if Hillary was elected, her presidency would be mired by investigations. Lol
My laughingstock went through the roof. I'm a real billionaire now. Thanks Trump!
Nice.
Haha well said.
I think the Scottish governments decision against him over wind turbines has fueled a deep hatred of windmills 😒😒
Yep, I think you got it.
You think right. He thinks they're an eyesore. Nothing more.
@Greg Fakerson I'm sure it's a mix. But you are right. Always big oil and guns.
That's probably part of it. He does hold grudges. Plus I'm sure he thinks of the windmills as an Obama/Hillary thing and we all know he must compulsively defy anything they're for simply bc they're the enemy in his mind and his followers.
Now we know where the 75% loss figure came from... Claiming a 75% property value loss on a failing golf course was another easy tax scam by 45.
“These haters, of you AND me, of the people WITHOUT power!”
Oh sure, Jeanine, you are truly one of the proletariats.
See what prejudice does to your brain?
Seriously, why do people believe these fake populists?!
Hanoi Hannah would be proud of her.
I believe that Jeanine used to open for Hitler and the Iron Reich in Nazi Fest in 1938.
@Courage Karnga, I agree. Janine is so just eaten up with racism and prejudice that it shows in her skin! 😕 Scary stuff!
“Leak it to media”?! YOUR ON TV!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I love the way Jenine says 'you and me' like she's like your average person just trying to get by. What a treacherous treasonous tool...
faux news was created to lie to the public. the nice thing is, their only demographic is old people who will all soon be gone
3:44 Oringes...nothing but lemons on the stand 😂
@@appleejack homeboy prob has scurvy
lol, should've been sour grapes
No one said it was a smart kid.
Sharp!
some kids need time to aren't able tell between lemons and oringes
Number of wind power plants in Germany: 30.000. Number of people with cancer as a result of these plants' noise: Zero.
number of dead birds, insects and bats ?
Oh - nonono. It's just the Deep-State-gouvernment-conspiracy-FakeNews-worshippers-of-theDevil covering everything up and blame all those cancer cases on poor clean coal and stuff.
@@GarngadGamers Still probably lower than literally almost everything else that kills birds...
@@CollinMcLean ok i'll take your word for it.
@@robertnett9793 Ok I think it's your medication time.
I edit a children’s magazine. Some of my work is typing up kids’ story submissions, which can be pretty messy, but I’ve gotten good at it. I genuinely wouldn’t be able to transcribe Trump’s speeches if I tried.
Waking everyday here in Canada ... waiting for him to call us the Northern Mexico 🤣
thats fox news
That'd be the 4th Mexican country.
gustavo vasquez I sure wouldn’t want us for a neighbor during this the shame of USA dj Trumpy himself
That's not going to happen. He'd have to know where Canada is on a map to know you are north of us.
Rex Rowland everything is possible with this guy 🤦🏻♂️
Seth left out the part where Trump this week claimed to Angela Merkel that his father was born in a “very wonderful part of Germany.” Fred Trump was born in New York in 1905.
And his Grandfather was a German draft dogger. He didn't have bones spurs. Instead he got rowing arms syndrome .. This caused him to board a ship to America. He sat by a port hole window flaying his arms the whole journey.
I think he mentioned it yesterday on the monologue
Normally I'd say he thinks of Hitler as his father for raising him and teaching him his morals, but he was born in Austria.
To be fair, he was probably talking about his grandfather.
But I wouldn't put it past T to claim "he knows what he was talking about, he was there when it happened".
@co coco well, it is common for people to forget where their father was born. Yep, I just forgot where mine was born, nope, I remember again, well I just forgot again.
He's not even talking about windmills! They're wind TURBINES! They make energy, not flour!
You really want to see Trump freak out? Pronounce turbines like "turbans". OH MY GOD, WIND TURBANS!!!
Too be fair, a lot of people call them windmills.
@@CornishCreamtea07 Just because everyone calls them windmills, doesn't mean that's what they're called :P
@@sivansharma5027 I didn't say that was the case.
@@CornishCreamtea07 You said, "to be fair". If anything, that's unfair. It's not fair at all that it should be relevant to bring up what other people incorrectly call something when someone else is pointing out it's proper name.
Since they are making a correction, we can assume they already acknowledge that a lot of people call them windmills, incorrectly. So your comment would seem redundant, unless you were trying to suggest that it's ok to call them windmills because a lot of people call them that
I just laughed so hard I cried. Thank God for these comedic takes on the news or I swear I'd be 10 feet under by now
how could that retard be the potus !
i cant belive that he is about getting a second time while the whole world is laughing at him, america deserve someone much better.
Please keep doing what you're doing Seth. It's refreshing to have a sane voice.
The Stephanie Miller show airs daily on radio. Has been making me feel like I was not taking crazy pills for a couple yrs. now.
NO, HE DOES NOT,HE'S A HATER AND A FOOL.
Steph J and so shouts a hater and a fool pimping for tRumpf the 5x draft dodger coward, serial adulterer, compulsive liar, 6x bankruptcy scammer, in debt to *70* banks incl RU, tax cheat, charities fraud, KJU-loving, Putin-OWING traitor
Pirro is so far out of touch with reality. Even Fox News should be like "Hey Jeanine, tone it down a bit, you sound crazy"
They did, they called her out on her Shariya Law rant.
That out of touch woman is rude, clueless and useless!
What do you mean she sounds a bit crazy? She IS FREAKING MAD, the mad woman who talks to the fairies and aliens and has a conversations with God... She would be on meds if she was normal folks, but we allow her quirks because she has money: nobody wants to upset the family's rich auntie, and certainly not Fox "News".
TooTall Tim She’s the megabitch from Drop Dead Fred
She's a raving lunatic who by the way was married to someone who committed fraud and was sentenced to jail. Just like Trump she has stiffed people when it comes to campaign contributions, and according to a source she owes over $500,000 for her failed campaign. This woman needs enough bull tranquilizer to take down a stampeding elephant.
Jobs in coal = less than 50k
Jobs in Solar and Wind = 250k
Facts are fake news 😋
The problem is the number of people tied into those jobs who vote.
Yeah they said cars wouldnt take off and that we will still ride horses time to stop coal
Trump hates Earth and wants to turn it into our twin planet Venus as soon as possible.
He's a stupid 🐷
If you get paid its a job
As usual, Seth, you deliver‼️🤣
Ugh... Pirro is back?
Everytime a clip of her is on my pets start freaking out.
She sounds like a post-apocalyptic cult leader announcing "THE EXECUTION OF THE HERETICS!".
She sounds like if Pazuzu from the exorcist possessed a white woman who "Wants to speak to a manager now".
The bad guy from Half Life 2
She is such a *&#$
@@iamisandisnt The abusive mother from Insidious 2 if she went to law school
BWAHAHAXD
@@iamisandisnt Or Larae Barrett from The Division
Attacking windmills. Ok Mr Quixote.
Maybe not a good comparison. I remember Don Quixote being likable, although kinda ridiculous.
This Don is ridiculous, but pretty unlikable.
Very well done -- literary! Thanks.
Don Chipotle
IT'S CALLED INSANITY
Quixote did not have bone spurs, nor was he afraid of rain.
@Saje Williams, Hahahaha 😂 😂 NICE!
More signs of cognitive dementia
Sings or full manifestation. Oh wait till next week. Lol 😬🤣🤣🤣😣😬😬😬😬
I'm sure youre a professional
They never have. They're the party of gun nuts, gay conversion torture, warmongering, and corruption, to name a few.
Yes. I've got years experience working with these patients.
Ryan Bolin and I suspect you’re deaf.
"A bartender"
I wonder how he would feel if we were to refer to Melania by her previous profession.
This, yes. Would love to tweet this @POTUS
Good point!!!
@@spiritchannels Yes please, tweet it!
Freddy Tapia
Continuing Profession...
Hell, just call him 'that guy on tv who says youre fired.' thats all anybody thought of him before
I lost it when he said he was worried, that the speech, he was making on TV, was going to leak to the media. I almost snorted milk through my nose. I know I shouldn't laugh at an aging man who's losing his mind, but he is also our representative of the American people, and I couldn't help but laugh.
I feel that my reaction to Trump went backwards.
2016 - Anger
2017 - Deep sighs and fear
2018 - Chuckles and eye rolls
2019 - Laughing and snorting milk out the nose
We need a new leader and representative. I'm not holding my breath, but I do pray that we get Trump out of office after 2020. Please?
TheTravelingStrawberry I can’t even. His tenuous grasp on reality is slipping to a dangerous level. I’m with you on your fluctuating emotional scale. I need chiropractic work from shaking my head so much. 🤦🏼♀️
@@janetmartin1348 How tenuous is his grasp on reality? Has he said "I can't even?" That would be really bad.
Flacid House He did try to say "I can't even" but all that came out was "I, uh, canuh... teevin. You know teevin.. nice guy. Windmills, rr RRR RRRR, BAD"
@@GermAntibody You don't know how grammar works. Adjusting to stupid and wrong isn't a virtue.
Anything the little orange man says has never made any sense I get a headache listening too this fucking idiot
I want to be able to laugh at this, but the thought of the person with the nuclear codes having dementia is actually horrifying.
There are grown-ups in the Pentagon - no way they've giving him any real codes.
(Don't correct me - it's what let's me sleep at night.)
One of my favorite movies is Dr Strangelove. I count myself very lucky to have a very black sense of humor right now. And for the past three years.
The DoD is not that stupid. The codes he 'thinks' he has are fake. Lol
Enh at least nuclear holocaust would get rid of all the insanity. Instead of fearing politicians we could fear giant irradiated wolf packs stalking the streets.
That is WHY we laugh. A sense of humor makes it much more bearable!
For trumps information and others in Denmark we have 41 % of our power from wind power.
And we do not listen to whiiiiir or shuuuush or have cancer explosions around windmills
It's Trump supports. They somehow think "good for the environment" means bad for them....
@@crisr615 Well, they think "good for the environment" means "globalist conspiracy to put us in hobbit homes (gulags) and breed whites out of existence."
Politicizing the diversification of energy is pretty ridiculous 🙄
@@trentrubenacker9718 glad Liz and Svend had internet in their gulags...
He is still seething because his golf course in Scotland has had Wind turbines erected near it. He still owes millions for the illegal damage he caused there with an environmental disaster to the wetland area.
Trump: I play with toys during meetings with world leaders
Me: Yeah, actually that checks out
Thank you Seth Meyers and the witers of "A Closer Look". I'm laughing through the tears.
4:56 OMG is she channeling Alex Jones? WTF??
tihzho
She is definitely the Alex Jones of Faux News! There is something definitely wrong with her, but more importantly, the Oringe dude in the Whitehouse.
PS one of the best A Closer Looks in recent times. Love ya Seth!
You should listen to the podcast Behind the Bastards
tihzho Alex Jones is a beast
She reminds me of that aggressive NRA chick that John Oliver always shows clips of. I think the NRA either had or has its own channel 😬🙄
Difference is Alex Jones puts on his psychopath character to rouse his idiot viewers and make money. Pirro is an actual psychopath.
I love this show! And I gotta say, who would've said, pre-trump days, that for 2 solid years, every single day would be the exact same subject for the show, and every single day it's fresh material and always damn funny!! Great show!!!👍👍🇨🇦
I love the jokes and that is what makes him so scary. Instead of being terrified of the things this man is doing, it has become a running joke. Who takes a joke seriously? But, he is still #45. This isn't funny anymore.
@@erinhenry2 yeah, I get that. It stopped being funny when he started threatening your nuclear-toting adversaries over twitter. I am not American, but I live less than a mile from Detroit, so I'm paying more attention to your politics than I ever have before this administration. I do hope you guys can get thru this with as little further damage as possible. Every American I've met travelling thru your country has been very pleasant. I can't think of any instance of travelling over there where I've ever had an issue--even at the border. Thoughts are with you guys, there are more against him, as well as the party at this point, just keep 'hanging tough'🎶🎤👏😁👍👍
That thing about "the bartender" was really disrespectful.
Ya, that's actually a pretty cool job when you're working your way through college.
Zitroan : AGOLF TWITLER has no respect for a anyone but more so has , absolutely no respect at all for women
Ya think?!!
That thing the Trump is disrespectful!
Thats all he knows how to do be disrespectful .particularly to women. He gets off on it.
and now texas has no power because their windmills are FROZEN! LOL!
She's "three Chardonnay's deep at a cocktail party."
He's just comparing Tim Apple to Oringes.
Kris G 🤣🤣🤣
Shut up and take my likes!
Wow that got me
Good one 😅😅😅
Oringes cause cancer.
8:15 THIS WHOLE TIME HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ON TV? OH MY GOD THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!
Jeez it's like having a flat earther as head of NASA.
Or climate change deniers as the head of climate protec-.... oh yeah....
Mister Phantome things like this make me think we are actually living in the marix
@Amb Amb Welcome to the joke, glad you caught up to it.
Mister Phantome : You have to watch out. Some people reading may not be native English speakers and don't understand American ways of speaking or sarcasm. Don't think sarcasm exists in other languages.
@@Tippy2forU How American of you to think sarcasm doesn't exists in other languages. My god, you people need more help than I initially thought. At least you voted that orange obese retard out; that's a good start.
Technically it's a 'wind turbine'.
Nothing is being milled via wind based rotation energy...just sayin.
Neuromancer although I appreciate the clarification, you know that Trump and his supporters will just end up calling them “yiant fans”.
Do you really think that Trump would know what a turbine is? He would probably think that you were talking about turbins. And then have some sort of complaint about muslims. We have to get it simple for the stupid people.
Facts don't matter to him. He thinks those CA and AZ turbines help mill flour and irrigation such as the ones in the Netherlands.
If I use an electric coffee mill powered by a wind turbine is that technically a windmill?
I think it's just convention, like "hanging up" the phone despite them no longer being on walls
I'm so proud of my fellow 29 year old AOC! She's smart as hell and she doesn't put up with BS! 👏 Tuck Frump.
@@jimmyjames6318 Dude I'm tired of old people insulting us millenials.
@@kimberlys8422 Well Kimberly, I'm an old person and I LOVE AOC - she's bloody brilliant and the Republicans are TERRIFIED of her. If you haven't seen her deal with the old white boys in congress, watch her dissect and destroy them on corruption:
ua-cam.com/video/TJlpS4vhKP0/v-deo.html
and on Climate Change replying to an idiot who said she wanted to take away "your hamburgers" and climate change was "elitist"
ua-cam.com/video/m5M8vvEhCFI/v-deo.html
Even the British Guardian Newspaper is taking notice of her!
@@francesca5387 I respect that. And that's kind of you!
Wow, Jimmy, what a burn!! Takes time out of his day to insult your comment and that's the best he can do?! Shows the kind out brain power typical Drumpf supporters have. (Ie way less than AOC)
"Old people?" When you're 29 and are still complaining about "adults" or trying to insult folk by calling them "old people," I'd say you aren't leading a very examined life & need to check your immature self.
Raging idiots don't get taken down by raging idiots. Be smarter. Same shite, different side of the aisle won't cut it for those who truly want a better world.
Jeanine Pirro: "...Let me know what you think on my Facebook and Twitter..."
Medication, I think you need to be medicated, Jeanine.
At some point, STD's go beyond medication. And considering all the sperms that "judge" Janine Screecho has killed, she definitely qualifies as an STD. Even if (thankfully) she and sex don't mix.
james Sutton I like i suscribe she scared me over the Atlantic I am having such a laugh here in France she really needs to see herself in a miror pathetic Greetings to you all from a French Support
@@sweetydeerhound4075 Thanks, though actually I'm Canadian. I've been watching in horror and a perverse fascination the bizarre presidency of the past few years. I like America, hopefully my neighbours will get back to normal once he's out of office, when someone sane is in charge. I remember a political commentator in 2015 mused that a Trump presidency would be like a whitewater rafting trip; those who make it through it are going to have some wild stories to tell their kids one day.
I see parallels to North Korean news anchors and bible-thumping preachers.
Are they trying to exploit some sort of zero-day of the human psyche? And if so why isn't it working on all of us?
@@jamessutton3461 I m not that ambitious. The US has had very few actually sane presidents in the last few decades.
I would settle for a semi-literate republican or an average democrat.
We are not expecting a saint to be the president or the president to be a saint. Somebody who could occasionally make it not about him and occasionally tell the truth would be great.
Can you imagine the menu at mar a lago? Origin juice, hamberder, cofeve. LOL
I laughed so many times through this segment. Seth needs to do more sound affects. 🐶🐱💨🍊
The lady yelling on fox news sounds like shes insane. How dare she speak to me like that. Rude.
@Captain Hindsight Maybe... if the poor dog had diarrhea 😂😂😂
she is drunk and insane !
She is.
She was trained in NK.
Seth and his writers are geniuses! 👍👍👍
What are they going to do when someone normal and sane gets back into the White House? Trump pretty much writes his own jokes.
Can’t argue with that second part.
Goosebumps when that woman names The Special Counsel staff "haters" and argues with no real argument other than hate.
Why she is a Fox News host and not a practicing attorney or judge.
Maybe 45 had a stroke. That would explain his slurring of words and his other issues. Maybe that's the oringes of his problems
I've truly wondered that.
Or he has a hidden flask with some of those oringes mixed with vodka
His dentures are loose.
"Someone is going to leak this speech" 😳 dude you on live television
It's okay, he's stupid.
Haha he's getting worse everyday. He's funnier than any comedy shows we have these days
I see it now. A treasonous C-List celebrity with dementia. Massive tax cuts for the rich. Has his biggest scandal covered up by Barr. (Did you know Barr helped Reagan and Ollie get away with Iran-Contra? Earned him the nickname "the cover-up chief".) They literally elected Reagan's ghost.
Slow clap for the Republicans. Who says reality has to get in the way of your dreams?
"We want Reagan back! But racister! None of that amnesty crap!"
"Reagan had two terms. Also, he's dead. You can't have Reagan back."
"Fucking watch me libtard!"
Oh, that gives me an idea. Who knows where FDR is buried and has the phone number of a good necromancer? Wait a minute... by the state of Bernie's hair, I think someone's beat me too it.
@@cisco8650 I don't think that's just being stupid, I think that goes way beyond that, possibly into the realm of severe mental degradation, ie. dementia.
@@sunworship5080 comedians should start paying Trump royalties. He's making their jobs a lot easier.
Fighting against windmills...
Wasn’t there another Don who tried that a while Back?
President Don Quixote
Spot on literary reference- well done you!
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt
Terry W love this quote. Never heard it before. Thanks appreciate it.
Terry W ... Thanks for that! Just looked it up and the full quote is: “A Radical is a man with both feet firmly planted--in the air. A Conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. A Reactionary is a somnambulist walking backwards. A Liberal is a man who uses his legs and his hands at the behest--at the command--of his head.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt. ... awesome. We should spread the full quote around.
There's another that can fairly be applied to Trumpists thinking Individual-1 is the best ever "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States of America.
Anthony Nycholas ... and that is pretty much what Stephen Miller (Trump’s Senior political advisor at the age of 32, not even old enough to be president)said during an interview on Face the Nation. “The powers of the president to protect our president are very substantial and will not be questioned,” Stephen Miller is extreme far right and his views are absolutely horrible to the very fabric of this nation’s ideals.
"Continue to worship at the alter (sic) of multiculturalism, and we may come to see that we are participating in the sacrifice of the one culture which binds us all." .... obviously Miller likes to worship at the white Far right Nationalist altar and wants to impose that viewpoint on us all. The irony is that “when his great-grandmother arrived in the US in 1906, she spoke only Yiddish, the historical language of the Ashkenazi Jews of Eastern Europe.”
This is like a friend of my son’s in high school that is Mexican-American, joined a White Supremist group and had a Confederate flag in the window of his pickup truck. 🙄
@@mscloudherder329 "Continue to worship at the alter (sic) of multiculturalism, and we may come to see that we are participating in the sacrifice of the one culture which binds us all."
That's proof that Miller is the new Sarumon to Trump's Sauron (or maybe the collective far right is the real darkness, and Trump is just the physical manifestation). "One Culture to rule them all, One Culture to find them, One Culture to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." It would be funny if it wasn't proving more and more to be an apt comparison.
This is the most I've laughed at A Closer Look in a long time. Some of Seth's best work
If you are an American! you should have cried rather than laugh, just saying
@@aryahdft MAYBE if your in the CHUMP cult 🤣
@@aryahdft I was crying because I was laughing so much! Is that OK? I'm crying today because I believe he will run again and win in 2024
Is cause Hes NOT FUNNY, and if u haven’t noticed lol bias….2 sides to every story if someone or group only gives one you should get your information elsewhere. It’s doesn’t bother anyone else that one side is being completely alienated? That doesn’t lead to a better country
Can't wait for the new movie : "The Oringes of Tim Apple"
Oh my god that has to be the title of the new Pixar short. Please let it be!
Comparing Apple to Oringes
With a some covfefe!
Alpha Centauri: ROFLMAO YES!!! You sir, win an internet for the day!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Who's that old man twirling his fingers and making weird mouth noises?
Oh that's just Don Truixote, tilted by windmills.
lol He's like an inmate in the dementia ward. 'That's right, Donny. BIG windmills... Time for your nap now.'
Behind the Bars justice? Like your old man being in jail Pirro???
.. and all of Trump's close associates.
She meant behind the Barr's justice.
Rebe Vera She’s so gross, it’s like she takes testosterone.
Windmills are for grinding grain into flour, while wind turbines (shown in the video) are used for renewable energy.
Yes! Thank you.
Hence the "mills" part
Well, those are OG windmills because obviously electricity is a relatively new development in human history; however, definitions evolve over time. Merriam-Webster dictionary says (of windmills): "especially: wind-driven water pump or *electric generator* ."
@@robertjenkins6132 Merriam-Webster: the USA Today of dictionaries
Krish Thakker: Unfortunately, IQ45 could never understand the difference, and wouldn't give a damn even if he could. #downwiththeclown
Love this show! Greetings from Poland :)
Hello to you in Poland! :)
Hello Polish lady 👋
My dear, please, please find other resources.
America hating, Trump hating people are loud but they do not reflect the views of sane, America loving patriots.
Try An0maly - a classic liberal who loves the truth.
There's way more of us than you, Steph.
EDIT: And there's nothing remotely America-hating about this show. Nor is there anything remotely America-hating about hating the president. You sound like an authoritarian cockwomble when you equate those two very different things.
EDIT #2: And being authoritarian is about as American-hating as it gets. Which is why, again, there's more of us than you.
+magdalena why is your coutnry so far-right
Eating hamberders in the united shtaysh while drinking oringes & covfefe
^That's bigly… YUGE!! It could be from an anomous source, but I'm sure it came from IQ45's very very large a-brain. 🍊🧠
Stop it, stop it. I can’t breathe!!! 😆🤣
How dare you! He would NEVER eat fruit!
Don't forget passing gas 💩💨
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can see Trump's brain slow down as he tries to say "Origins" 😂😂😂😂
Why is this dude still campaigning against Hillary? Talk about snowflakes my God this guy cannot let her go.
I still love how Trumo says Dems are obstructionist, liars and anti American when GOP has been doing that for years.
@@MexiSword decades
Trump's so obsessed with Hillary, I've long suspected every times he goes after her, that's him metaphorically pulling her pigtails because he like likes her (and because he values his life too much to try and grab her by the p****).
He's also deeply obsessed and jealous of Obama.
_Obama, Obama, Obama_ is the new Marcia, Marcia Marcia
I think they had sex and she told him his pen was too little
A few things:
1. Judge Janine (I am not even going to bother getting her name right) is scary. Why is this relic still on TV?
2. Seth was on fire tonight
Especially after she called a woman who wears a hijab "adherent to sharia law." I'm sorry, but doesn't your country have freedom of religion? Disgusting
“On the Orangness of Species” Would make an excellent title for Trump’s biography.
YAAASSSS!
John Willetts
LOL...really!
Geo Smith ... if you were actually following reality and not right wing propaganda it would be easier to talk to you.
Quote:
“The Gateway Pundit is an extreme right news and opinion website that is not afraid of conspiracy theories and the occasional publication of falsehoods (see analysis). The website was founded by Jim Hoft in 2004 to “speak the truth” and to “expose the wickedness of the left.”” mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-gateway-pundit/
I always like to check my sources before posting them as fact. The link you posted is highly partisan and biased. It distorts and lies for the benefit of the right wing.
I should remind you that Seth’s routine is a COMEDY ROUTINE and is not meant as a barometer of absolute truth ( but is a good source of stuff to do an independent investigation of).
@seth Meyers you are a legend, you made my day , love from Amsterdam!
I still don't understand how being a former bartender is a bad thing before joining congress. If anything, she spent her nights listening to average drunk people talk about their problems and desires. If I were to expect anybody to understand the average citizen, I would give it to someone like a bartender or a barber.
Tim M hey that’s a logical answer get out of here !!!! 👍🏾
Geo Smith um ok soooooo by that logic trump and %80 of his cabinet is in qualified
Geo Smith smh troll on fam trump bankrupted a casino and didn’t make any deals his name is on things but he doesn’t own any thing. His real estate empire was his fathers and only stayed afloat in the 90s and 2000s because the bank wouldn’t buy his ny real estate because they didn’t have the money. As for the GDP that was Barack fam every presidents first two years has a lot to do with his shifts that were trending up already if he does the same in his next two year then cool but that won’t happen because the deficit is going to have to be tackle in 6 months or the US will be in a recession
@Geo Smith
At the beginning, you notice how he explains what he's saying when he says "oranges": he immediately says, "the beginnings ", afterwords. That, to me, says he knows he used the wrong word but can't think of the right one. A clear sign of dementia.
Sounds like Primary Progressive Asphasia to me
Several prominant doctors have stated the obviously declining mental status of the commander in chief.
Or... hear me out now... he's just a complete fucking moron. It's so easy to identify words and concepts that smart people around him feed him. It's like listening to a child that learned a new word they repeat over and over again. He doesn't have a mental health issue. He's just stupid. So stupid in fact, people are confusing it with dementia.
It's called confabulation, it's a sign of brain dysfunction.
He ad libs a lot, and unlike people with normal egos, he doesn't let a little thing like not knowing English or certain words stop him.
The last time I heard someone mixing up a word with a citrus fruit was my 20 month old niece counting to 10 and saying "lemon" instead of "seven".
My niece say kitchen instead of chicken and it's so cute. Let's eat kitchen 😂😂 but this ain't cute.😐
Lol, my son used to say breppis instead of breakfast.
Lol, maybe trump's 20 month language skills are kicking in ... .... hamberders and oringes.
As a todler I used to say boberdick instead of pocketbook. Thinking of running for president.
A comprehensive "remember this stuff" would be overwhelming.
Sapphire Riddles yes instead of the very wrong promises kept. Should say promises not kept because that is more correct.
'Oringes' sounds like Betsy DeVos' new school lunch fruit substitute, made mostly of shredded documents and that stuff the janitor sprinkles on puke stains.
i'm not a native speaker, does this guy speak english ?!??...it does not sound like anything i've learned ...
Don't worry, your English is just fine :)
Trump, however, might need a few more lessons....
speedy neither do I....😃
It'e either dementia, or tertiary Syphilis...
No... reading gives him a headache.
He's fluent in Gibberish.
We ask ourselves that every day. 🤦🏻♀️
What's wrong with being a bartender? Abraham Lincoln was a bartender and kept his Illinois license current his whole life.
Better to be a bartender who supports yourself to success than a trust fund baby who gets everything handed to them, a la Trump and friends.
Every time Trump opens his mouth he offends and alienates another sector of the population.
Plenty of students do bar work and there are many skilled professional bartenders as well. Not everyone can afford to go straight into business. Perhaps if Trump had done a job like bartender, he might not be as arrogant as he is today.
@@hansg540 , if you mean by "afford" "having a business GIVEN to your by your racist father", correct.
Because he’s a silver spoon fed spoiled loser who’s constantly jealous of someone who built her own career from a humble background
There is something clinical going on w/trump. He really is not well.
I agree... and Giulliani
Malignant narcissist
Whats amazing is how many people STILL think the guy is GREAT.
Its honestly painful to listen to.
He's Embarrassing America.
Hell America embarrassed it's self by electing that washed out hotel baron .
Maybe the US should have reviewed the oringes of their electoral candidates before marking an X on the chump man himself.
@@myazzizonfyr most people are too lazy to review/research anything.
Although all the answers are on the computer on our phone in our pocket.
Most folks are perfectly content being Spoon-fed misinformation by the television propaganda machine.
@@jasperjenkins7729 the greatest hypnotist in the world is that little oblong box in the corner of the room that constantly tells us what to believe is real ...
Hopefully he wins again so we can hear another 4 years of crying.
@@arexgaming288 it won't be funny when he won't leave the white house ,will it? Besides , we all knoiw your side is a bunch f=of weak ass bitches who dont, won,t or can,t stand up for the truth, just like your cult leader. Its not your fault, my brother who owns a lending company,isn;t a dummy,is the same way. And my family wants to beat him senseless too
Windmill noise causes cancer😂😂😂😂😂
I'm trying to imagine a person that doesn't find Jeanine cringey and bizarre
The ironic thing about her "opening statement" schtick is that the moment a real lawyer tried that in a real court, he'd be tackled by the bailiff and possibly charged with contempt of court. You don't get to just yell at people, and it's even worse for someone who calls herself a "judge".
I would suggest not trying to imagine such a person. They obviously do exist. I think they look like a blob with Rush Limbaugh's hair, Alex Jones' gravelly voice, Sean Hannity's jaw and Tucker Carlson's crossed eyes. That's the stuff of nightmares, literally.
Unfortunately, she has millions of viewers. Some of them in my immediate family. But it's *still* hard to imagine.
She's like the weird neighbor who constantly rants at full volume in the front yard about how cats are the embodiment of all evil and yells about getting ALL HER FOLLOWERS to perform an exorcism on you, your house, and all your animals. And you don't even own any pets. She's the closet meth head you didn't realize was one when you first met her, then suddenly went postal for no intelligent reason. And it goes on all day and all night. Spooky.
Those people are also cringey and bizarre
"And the noise causes cancer" That broke me.
Just when I thought the orange shitgibbon couldn't spout anything more stupid (and then there's the "leak to press" thing... OMG).
His "impressions"😂: sometimes cats are like "meow," other times "arf arf arf!"
That’s beyond hilarious! 🤣 🤣 the noise of windmills cause cancer, but what about his personal tanning bed that he uses ALL the time?
Windmills are called wind turbines - love them. -. Stunning design they show the power of nature.
Sad we have a fool in the White House, making all Americans look like fools. He doesn't like wind turbines because he is a windbag who doesn't like power taken from him!
From what I see here it seems it's the other way around - wind turbines are called windmills. Think about what a turbine is and what a mill is. One generates electricity the other... mills grain and hasn't been in use for a long while...
They kill birds at an alarming rate
@@lydiastagg296 This is completely false and baseless.
@@lydiastagg296 So do cats, but actually cleantechnica.com/2018/02/21/wind-power-results-bird-deaths-overall/
I want to read the Mueller report!
Who's with me?
Let the cat be President
absolutely
If there was anything worth reading in it I'm sure it would've been leaked 3 years ago...
I must be getting old if I want to read a 300-400 page report with likely a lot of legal jargon...
How about those tax returns?
Kid rock. Jannine pirro. Cancer causing windmills. I’ll need to do a cleansing ritual before I go to bed🤢🤣
Is Pirro is an attorney, my God , her brains are fry.
Pirro is the equivalent of a 💩
I've had a constant feeling of needing a shower since this dipshit took office. Ugh.
Introducing "Crazy Windmill Cancer Guy", Spanky Bonespurs.
Wow, Pirro would make Goebbels proud... come to think of it, so would almost everybody at Fox "News".
Wind energy is clean, plentiful, and threatening to Trump's business interests.
Do you have any idea how much coal, oil and gas it takes to manufacture a wind turbine? Obviously not.
Bingo!!! This guy only cares about money.
And hair.
Exactly. Vote imbecile-in-chief out in 2020 and toss the grifter family in jail or at least out of the White House.
There are many municipalities who originally went with wind power and are now opting out.
"Someone is going to leak this whole damn speech" that is bring broadcasted live.
How come we didn't hear a bunch of palm to faces smacking sounds?
Republicans are well conditioned to boo when talking about democrats, cheer when talking about republicans and everything else is just white noise.
Because the people at those rallies are even dumber than him. Which is an impressive accomplishment.
Thanks Donnie for making late night shows more interesting and entertaining. It interprets to a layman’s term and easy to digest all of your stuff up for the day and leaves the audience begging for more on the next days episode like a saga or a reality tv!
When he said "oranges/oringes" I was in the middle of a yawn and it came to a full stop. He completely interrupted my yawn. 😩😤
I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't even pronounce the name of the country he's supposed to be running. 3:55 The United Schtursh? OMG!
😂🤣 That's frustrating as hell!
I laughed out loud. Thank you.😂
I thought that he was talking about OJ (the one got away with....).
WELL, Trump IS our first Orange President! Coincidence? I don't think so!
That "bartender" is a double major in international relations and economics who is far more articulate and knowledgeable than Trump will ever be.
At least, AOC had a legitimate job and worked her way up, not like humpty trumpty, born with a silver spoon in his snout!
Which is why he always tries to talk down on anyone other than him, unless they kiss his ass
@@Games_and_Music Trump's racism and class bias is so obnoxiously apparent. Trump can't hold a candle to AOC' s command of the English language.
@Peter Nadreau uhuh.
@@blessingjohnchelliah4317 "I know words, i have the best words, but there is no better word than stupid." ~Tramp
No outrage from his supporters for putting down a working class job?!?! I'm so confused.
His base don't care what he says, they aren't confused, they are in love with him beyond all rational thought.
*lol* expecting logic conclusions from people who would boo when Trump bashes the "elite" and cheer when he calls himself "elite" 5 seconds later.
Those people don't use higher brain functions to make decisions.
Since when do you expect any coherency from Trump cultists?
His cultists are with him until the end. Real devotion this people have. I will give them that.
they got a free maga hat at the entrance, how can they be mad ,-)
Keep chasing windmills, Don. HAHA
that opening statement sounds like my younger brother ranting about things he hasn't the slightest clue about but is convinced he's an expert of >.>
"ranting about things he hasn't the slightest clue about but is convinced he's an expert of"
So more than half of the country then. I have been guilty of the same ignorance as well.
for those that dont know what reverse psychology is, that is how the devil works. click my name to watch Son of Perdition part 3, then 4. its not my opinion, it biblical
@@Azrael_Garou Are you president though? NO.
@@bigh7777 Lol the Presidency is a figurehead position like the royal family. It's just all for show, everything Trump has done can be *undone* same as he's done to Obama's executive orders out of retributive spite rather than patriotism. The Legislative and Judicial bodies of government are the only branches that matter. The Executive branch should be chooped off like a dead limb before it causes sepsis.
Are you somebody important or recognizable though?
*NO.*
Mom... I'm worried about grandpa... Yeah, oringes. 😕
@subtle username I think he's so used to saying the word to his make-up artist every day that it's lost all meaning to him.
Substituting words is a sign of brain dysfunction, it's called confabulation.
He's senile. It's pretty obvious.
I am betting on daily strokes.
And a moron
He's not senile yet, but you can see the symptoms piling up.
Or drinking on the job!
@@nomadfae he doesnt drink.. because of his brother.
Pirro sounds more insane than the news announcer in the 1984 movie of Orwell's "1984"
Who's that, the "judge"? People who have given her a license to operate are criminals, look at her; how can that be allowed. o.0
this is literally one of the best closer look segments Seth’s done.
“we’re all gonna need a really good bartender” 🤣🤣
This is one man. There are millions of people out there that see and hear him and say: "That's my president, I relate to that and will vote for him again in 2020". That's the scary part
@Grace Munich Forget about the date. What percentage of them do you think know the month? I bet you if it wasn't printed on their Tshirts and tang tops they wouldn't know the year either
So be prepared to poop your pants in 2020.
His bombastic manners vs.America hating , socialistic, baby killing Dem/lib leaders? No contest.
@@stephj9378 I am sorry your statement was incomplete. Let me do it.
"His xenophobic, bigoted, chauvinistic, disrespectful, sucking-to-the-rich, mocking-poor, making-fun-of-innocents-dying, soulless, sexual harassing, lying self compared to socialist, still-a-work-in-progress, slightly hypocritical with the likes of Pelosi and Booker, a bit soulless when you consider people like Kamala but still having people like Omar and AOC---yes, there is no contest. Dems have their problems but unlike reps and Trump, they are changing.
Steph J ah. Did you just say baby killing? LOOOOL. It just hit me that responding to other comments you made on other threads as if you were intelligent enough for discussion was my bad. ...My bad.
they wanted to drink the tea that was thrown into the harbor. and that is how the tea party was founded on royal donations
Top 5 states with wind turbines and the state's politics: 1. Texas (R); 2. Iowa (R); 3. Oklahoma (R); 4. California (D); 5. Kansas (R). Fascinating choice of things to attack. (2017 numbers)
He's shilling for the Oil companies. He doesn't care.
@Grace Munich I thought he knows all the great words, ask anybody
Two year old segments and I still binge watch these segments.
Let's all be thankful Don Quixote Trump will save us from these windmill.
Pence is his Sancho.
edit: Jack T. is correct!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that! This guy is crazy
Came to call him Donald Quixote; glad I checked the comments first.
Windmills don't kill people. People with windmills kill people.
@@JacquelineMontpellier9074
Oops. Thanks.
I'd love to hear him say Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
He wouldn't be able to pronounce even her first name :D he cant even say United States
Alexa Ontario Cotex!
@@DIESEL0759 so funny....lmao
@@DIESEL0759 i have a feeling....if he tried...it would actually come out somethign like what you just wrote LOL
W8W8 What now? The dimwit would just come up with some stupid nick name for her.
The "oranges" thing is a textbook case of one of the hallmark early signs of Alzheimer's, dysphasia (when you know the right word, but between your brain and your mouth it gets changed for something else without you realizing it until after you've said it).
PaddySnuffles he needs be removed from office last year
I experienced this slightly after sustaining a concussion, but I only remember one - casserole/carousel. I also had trouble finding the right words, but things improved. trump should have never been elected to begin with. There was something wrong with him then and it's only gotten worse.
@@Pashasmom1
Seconded.
After a concussion from a traffic accident I was in the hospital and talked to my parents who visited.
I was in pain but so SURE I was saying the right words but was told afterwards that while it was understood what I wanted to say it came weird in the way described.
It's so odd because I really didn't notice. You really have to have yourself recorded and listen to that later.
I'm not sure he realized it even after he said it... there was no need for him to ramble and repeat it over and over, but he did... four times. I think he is just gaslighting the dictionary at this point.
there also that thing, very rare, where your face and asshole look so much alike, your tonsils don't know which way to go.( Not you,of course, but trumlup,) Not a dr on tv, but thats my bet
this guy is a legend im not even from the us but love watching his shows
April 3rd 2019 and "he" is still talking about Hillary, "he" will never get over her.. :D
Or Obama,McCain, Session, AOC, and anyone who has policies and opinions different from his.
He never got to bang Hilary
Lol Trump got over something easily? Nope! He's circling within his own prison! He just doesn't know it!
@@CosgroveNotts Why would anyone want to do that? She's just a disgusting looking as he is.
@@CosgroveNotts he never got a shower either
It’s getting harder to watch trump talk.
F That I agree.
Getting?!?
As fast as he's going insane , all those misspellings are not just coincidences
Way past "getting"!!!
Try watching Trump talk on mute. He makes a lot more sense that way.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the direct result of many years of untreated syphilis. #Orange
🤣🤣🤣
don't forget to add late stage dementia. 👍
@@shmuggz773 Syphilis if it goes untreated can cause dementia like with Al Capone, I think that's what he was implying.
For drumpf and pirro.
Trump likes to call his syphilis his old Vietnam war wound .
As a non-American who loves good comedy, thank you America, thank you for giving us this man!
And Seth Meyers is also ok.
Jeanine is like a drunken prison warden after a nasty break-up.
Jeanine should be in jail.
Red Hunteur well she was right about one thing......I hate her.
Red Hunteur Jeanine is still interviewing for a position in Drumpf's circus!
Oringes and Hamberders.
Sounds like Trump's diet in a nutshell.
he doesn't look like he eats fruits. heh. just the hamberders.
Yes, but we all know Trump's never had an orange in his life.
Sounds more like his complexion and the texture of his skin.
He hates fruit and vegetables. Look at his fat ass!
i need some covfefe to deal with this crap
Honestly after seeing this I am genuinely convinced he has dementia and I have worked in the Mental Health industry and the signs are clear.
No, Reagan had dementia. Trump has "malignant narcissistic personality disorder" with a sprinkling of paranoid schizophrenia, and a chronic case of asshattery.
Dementia is an aging illness no? He's been like this for years though
Tru ish
@@prometheus575 I've said it before and I'll say it again: I took care of my grandmother with Alzheimer's so she didn't have to go to an old folk's home.
_He's early onset for sure_
@@puddlemini No, dementia can come on at any age really, it is just more predominant in the elderly. Dementia is also a blanket-term, as there are many forms of it.
we need you now more than ever. thank you