"Nothing ever happened, but I made her sign a very normal NDA so she couldn't talk about how nothing ever happened." If you want an example of why Donnie's lawyers never want him to testify under oath, there ya go. The man defeats his own logic in a single breath.
Going after the judge's daughter again? How about investigating jared and his deals while daddy in law was in office. The thing I find most repulsive is our elected officials, who swore to serve the people of this nation, are now supporting ONE man, while disparaging our judicial system. They need to be fired ASAP.
Eric stole $100k from a kids cancer charity and put it in family trust fund. Donnie would have surely known as he is a penny pincher. He thinks he's Richie Rich but he's really Reggie Van Dough. 😂
Ivanka made $232 million from trademark deals with China. Trump accused Biden of working for China. Jared made close to $2 billion from the Saudis. Trump accused Hunter of working for the Saudis. I'm sensing a pattern here.
NDA is related to your Job, you are getting paid to sign. you have to signed NDA when you work with Classify information. it is different if you ask you personal masseuse to sign an NDA before giving a massage
Nothing happened. There was nothing. Says the guy who stiffs everyone but paid $420,000 to Cohen to mask a $130,000 payment to Stormy. Sure. We believe you!!!!!!
@@tkermiyou don’t understand how an NDA works 😆. People need a motivation to sign (a job, getting to go to a celebrity party, money, anything beneficial enough). She was paid for her silence (an NDA) and the consequence of breaking it would be a dollar amount paid to Trump. I think it was around $1 million in this case.
When someone is a malignant narcissist to start with, has sycophants feeding his megalomania, and then dementia sets in, the deranged rambles and rants can only get worse.
It seemed to me he was trying to argue he didn't do anything, he did do something but it wasn't a crime, and he did do something criminal but is above the law at the same time.
The crime is he falsified business records to conceal the affair … if not true why would he pay to cover it up & commit tax fraud & conspiracy to defraud the public
The argument is: One doesn't have to do the act in order to be blackmailed. Sometimes it is easier to pay the blackmail then fight the accusation. It is a matter of protecting one's reputation.... Problem: Covering up an accusation, even an unjust one, during an election? That needs to be disclosed to the State, it is a campaign donation!
That happened when Trump stiffed the casual actors he employed to provide the adoring crowd at his 2016 golden elevator descent. I guess they were on individually employed. Trump refused to pay for their work, telling them they were worth more now they could claim the (bad) experience of working for him. That is one of his common behaviors. They got together and sued him. I suspect a lawyer did it pro bono or super cheap. Trump did pay, a couple of years late I think.
Totally agree. It's such a clear example of how he uses ordinary people in marked contrast with the Bible. "The laborer deserves his wages" (Luke 10:7).
Captain Bonespurs the draft dodger called war veterans who sacrificed everything for America "suckers and losers." For that alone I will continue to laugh at his failures.
'This monster' has done nothing a large number of Americans haven't supported. Without those who abetted him and helped him into office, he would be nothing. Americans did what they did to Americans. They have nobody to blame but themselves.
For the good of the country Trump decided to let Hillary go. He thought it would help heal us and bring us together as a country. He made a mistake and she should be rotting in jail for mishandling classified documents and destroying subpoenaed evidence. That was a much more serious crime than the misappropriation of campaign funds (something every president of the last 20 years or so is guilty of)
Strength of character was never a requirement for public office. But these people have won and continue to hold their positions because they perfectly represent the people that voted them in. This is you, America. This is all you.
Do you know what the charge was? Incorrectly declaring payments as legal expenses. That's it. You're acting like he actually did something wrong. This is jaywalking or not wearing a seatbelt level crime. Keep celebrating though. Let the world see how politicized this entire thing was. Because you lot just want him jailed because you hate him, not for any genuine reason.
IF ALL of these idiots had ANY knowledge of his innocence WHY didn't they testify for him?!? WHY didn't he testify for himself?!? He had the SAME opportunities to call witnesses but HE HAD NONE!!! HE'S GUILTY!!
@@legmantillidie1030 Do you have ANY evidence of his innocence?!? IF you did then YOU should have been there to testify on his behalf!! "Of what" .. really?!?!
@@legmantillidie1030 A New York jury found Donald Trump guilty of all 34 counts of falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments during the 2016 U.S. election campaign.
@@legmantillidie1030Of illegal election financing and falsifying business records, and trying to hide hush money payments before an election to mislead the voters ⚖️
I think he meant using the judicial system against a political opponent that is beating you in the polls, at a time conveniently during the campaigning for elections.. for a super "crime" that happened 7-10 years ago. It's laughable really
The same justice system that has me (someone on poverty wages, food stamps and Medicaid) paying a 6-figure earning CEO, a home owner, a rental property owner and a woman with a LLC over half-a-grand in monthly child support payments while I sleep in my car...
SHOUT OUT To ALL the Comedy Commentators, who have kept us laughing, during these anxious days for our country! Jimmy Kimmel Stephen Colbert Seth Myers Jon Stewart et ensemble and all, whose names escape me at the moment, who have helped us end our nights laughing and without the use of sleeping meds. Bless you all!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The bit on the Todd’s was especially funny. Thanks Jimmy, you bring a smile to my face at a very dark time. Much appreciated. Vote for Joe, not the Psycho
He's the only one who's working this week. They've all been talking about this day for months and months, and they're all off on vacation when it happens...😅
This is something a court lawyer pointed out: the judge is required to tell the defendant directly that it's the defendant's decision alone, not his legal counsel's, whether he takes the stand.
It occurred to me under probation rules and DNA being obtained ... are those DNA results run through crime computers internationally and in the US to see if they connect to any unresolved crimes? I can foresee others will come forward claiming "The Don" fathered my child! The longer this all drags out, the more unforeseen complications ooze to the surface. Just a thought! Reply
That wasn’t the charge. It’s not against the law. Remember Bill Clinton and his numerous payoffs to extramarital affairs. So sad to be so misinformed. Good idea to get the real facts from someone other than Jk. SMH
@@oldeenglish8058 Extradition is a very complex legal process and no they would not send it to a foreign country to let them randomly check it against their records. Besides until he is done being prosecuted in the states he won't be available for any legal proceedings elsewhere and that could take years. As much as I'm against "big brother watching" (remember when people shook their heads the soviets allowed it?) there are over 1/4 million unsolved murders in the states on the books, let alone other crimes. There aren't the resources nor has the system been fully digitalized to even begin to do such checks on every person required to give a dna sample.
I never subscribed or helped hIs campaign in anyway. Yet I received two texts on Thursday and one tonight begging for money. $34M is their dream, and they're desperate enough to text random people, hoping someone nibbles at the bait. It's just a front, like pretty much everything he says.
As hateful as tRump is, you would think he would get a DA involved in someone was trying to blackmail him with a false story. There must have been a sliver of truth with the doorman's story.
@@arunaaa301 I have never done business with Stormy Daniels. I guess Trump could explain to me how that works. What about you? Can you explain the details of "how it works" to "do business" with Stormy Daniels?
The Todd bit!! 😂😂 Thank you Jimmy and crew-please don’t ever stop with this nonsense, I think we all depend on you to get thru these bizzarro times. ✌️
Here's the deal. I've served on jury duties several times. The attorneys on "BOTH" sides have to question jurors until "both" sides are satisfied that those chosen will be fair and impartial!!!! Ok?????
Lol, yeah and no juror ever lied to get on b4, and when you have to pick from a pool or sharks you try to pick the ones with the smallest teeth, they still bite
Exactly. Trump claimed the jury was "rigged" against him, while his lawyers were involved in jury selection. His lawyer was on TV crying that the prosecution didn't call witnesses that would have "shown Trump was innocent" while not explaining why he didn't call those witnesses himself. The burden of proof lies with the prosecution, a major hurdle in any case, and they did so. All these MAGA crybabies are brainwashed cult-followers of their "tough guy" leader (who claims he's the victim ALL THE TIME)
Wow...a Friday show!?!? Thank you for being the only late night talk show brave enough to air during such a historic time and for bringing levity to all this insanity.
I'm old..66...I honestly thought I Lost a day...never seen Kimmel on Friday...plus doesn't memorial day kick off his 4 month vacay...he's snl...longest vacay guy!! Even Whoopi showed on a Friday ...trump being convicted changed celeb schedules..wow! 😮
Jimmy K - There is no doubt you are at the top of your game. I have rarely seen such an effortless almost nonchalant put-down of such a scumbag. And the best thing is you are like a smiling assassin as you do it. Seriously man, your delivery is priceless. Comedic brilliance.
The U.S. Constitution, Due Process and the Bill of Rights; BILL OF RIGHTS-SECTION 1-Every citizen shall be entitled, no matter what State, the rights given by the Constitution. Criminal Procedeures-THE DUE PROCESS CLAUSE promises that before depriving a citizen of life, liberty or property, the government must follow fair procedures. Any action denying the process that is due is unconstitutional. The State must provide a hearing b4 an impartial judicial officer, the right to an attorney, the right to present evidence and the chance to examine all materials relied on to confront. 1-Judge Merchan gave donations to the Biden campaign and to an organization named Stop Republicans. Not impartial. The foundation of our Democracy has been destroyed by the Biden Harris Administration by weaponizing our rule of law and justice system to persecute their opposition. This is not about Trump, this is about our freedom. If the persecutions stand our Country is finished. Biden has done what Cuba and Iran do to their citizens. There is nothing more important than freedom. There is nothing more important than protecting our Democratic Republic and defending our Constitution and upholding the Rule of Law. Those who place their own desire for power over the importance of our freedom as citizens must be held accountable. We must hold on to our Constitution, our Bill of Rights, our Rule of Law to save our Country.
Wasn't it Trump that kept yelling "Lock her up"? He was the first to threaten to weaponize the court and justice system, to knock out his opponent. Also, the judge wasn't the one who found Trump guilty. It was the jurors. Are they all being paid too? Trump has the opportunity to appeal, just like everyone else. He isn't being treated any better or worse, than us lowly peasants would get treated in court.
Dude there is such a thing as Due Process and Civil Rights. Dems are ripping apart our Constitution and Rule of Law. No twisting here. Check out our laws on our .gov website. Its all there.
@@zooknutt And yet here you are watching him. Why do you do that? If you think he’s “garbage” don’t you have anything else to do with your life? Nope, you probably don’t.
It occurred to me under probation rules and DNA being obtained ... are those DNA results run through crime computers internationally and in the US to see if they connect to any unresolved crimes? I can foresee others will come forward claiming "The Don" fathered my child! The longer this all drags out, the more unforeseen complications ooze to the surface. Just a thought! Reply
I'm not American and let me say that the world is laughing at America. This conviction is a HUGE step in the right direction for America gaining back some respect from the rest of the world. As they say "Only in America..."
Because she was trying to hurt him and was not asking for much with her extortion scheme. However, she talked even more after taking the money proving that her word meant nothing. She would do anything for money which is evident from her "occupation". Clinton paid a woman 6x more.
So let me get this right nothing happened but you had her sign a Non Disclosure Agreement for nothing happening that what any innocent person would do.
They have men coming up to him, big strong men with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, you are the biggest bullshit artist I have ever seen in my life!" It's true. So true.
Why would you have a NDA with someone about something that didn't happen?
"Nothing ever happened, but I made her sign a very normal NDA so she couldn't talk about how nothing ever happened." If you want an example of why Donnie's lawyers never want him to testify under oath, there ya go. The man defeats his own logic in a single breath.
TY from all the LADIES !
Very well said.👍
@@JJLom777
As the expression goes " You can't fix stupid ".
Oh and don't forget "this is very common" LOL
why would Trump have her sign a NDA if he never had anything to do with her?
Did he not think that through before he said it? 😂 😂
If this is the case, Donald, why did you not testify and explain it to the court?
Groooan oh pul .... ease I couldnt have stood it
@@ananamu2248Agreed! Though, he probably would have stuck his foot in it so bad they would have some other crime they can run him through court for.
He'd have rambled on for hours about witch hunts and victimhood and how great he is.
He knows he would have committed perjury.
He is a coward. Always has been. Always will be.
Going after the judge's daughter again? How about investigating jared and his deals while daddy in law was in office. The thing I find most repulsive is our elected officials, who swore to serve the people of this nation, are now supporting ONE man, while disparaging our judicial system. They need to be fired ASAP.
Me too because they KNOW. Something wrong with the brain let alone character.
Eric stole $100k from a kids cancer charity and put it in family trust fund. Donnie would have surely known as he is a penny pincher. He thinks he's Richie Rich but he's really Reggie Van Dough. 😂
@@beatlloydy
Donald Mc Scrooge.
Affinity Partners
Ivanka made $232 million from trademark deals with China. Trump accused Biden of working for China. Jared made close to $2 billion from the Saudis. Trump accused Hunter of working for the Saudis. I'm sensing a pattern here.
So first he didn't do it, then he had a non-disclosure agreement. What a tool.
Microshroom shaped tool at that.
😂😂🤣
Is he the first person to have an NDA?
@@Nick-og5xz He is the first to have an NDA to conceal the fact that nothing happened, paid for under the guise of "legal expenses".
"I didn't do it. If I did, it wasn't that bad. If it was, someone else did something bad, probably."
Why have an NDA if nothing happened? "Nobody is more blind than those who choose not to see."
Right why pay to not have sex.😂
First he says nothing happened with her and then openly said he had a (hush money) non disclosure agreement.
What? It was an NDA, not hush money? I’ve signed many NDAs, no one ever paid me $130k for my silence.
NDA is related to your Job, you are getting paid to sign. you have to signed NDA when you work with Classify information. it is different if you ask you personal masseuse to sign an NDA before giving a massage
Nothing happened. There was nothing. Says the guy who stiffs everyone but paid $420,000 to Cohen to mask a $130,000 payment to Stormy. Sure. We believe you!!!!!!
Be careful or I might. I think Trump has set a wonderful precedent.
Yeah, it's the other way around, lol. If you break the NDA you need to pay. So was Mr. Trump under NDA and broke it? 🤔😂
@@tkermiyou don’t understand how an NDA works 😆. People need a motivation to sign (a job, getting to go to a celebrity party, money, anything beneficial enough). She was paid for her silence (an NDA) and the consequence of breaking it would be a dollar amount paid to Trump. I think it was around $1 million in this case.
His defense is always "Waa waa, poor pitiful little ole me", "I did nothing wrong", "It' a witch hunt".
It is a witch hunt. What laws did Trump break?
It's always the biggest witch hunt the world has ever seen!
Classic narcissist trait. Always the victim.
Isn’t there a song with those lyrics?
@@licketysplit7196 Linda Ronstadt with a Warren Zevon release in 1976.
My husband's response to this? "I want Jimmy Kimmel for President!"
@@kategardner4748 cause ur husband is a female
Wait! So Trump never did anything with Stormy but had her sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement? For doing nothin??! 🤨
You're not supposed to question the logic...
It’s DJT logic
@@DavidfromBA At first I giggled because I thought your comment was a quick one off joke. Then I realized that it's their reality and it got dark.
Well, Stormy said “it” was so small that she couldn’t feel anything, so it was almost as if he never “did anything” with her.....
Because he is impotent and it would have been devastating to his macho image😅
The next time we hear about Todd Blanche he will be suing Trump for not paying him.
Oh yeah I am definitely waiting for that lmao.
Hilarious !!!
You know it. 👍
He derseves what all Trump lawyers get for getting involved with him.
Someone else commented Blanche got $5 mil up front.
His plan for America: Four years of ad-libbed complaints.
Trump is a freestyle crackpot!
@@atag202Not on OUR watch!!!! 😊
Dropping rhymes
Denyin his crimes
And his list of lies
Is as long as his ties.
When someone is a malignant narcissist to start with, has sycophants feeding his megalomania, and then dementia sets in, the deranged rambles and rants can only get worse.
Exactly.. it's nothing but the stream-of-consciousness rantings of a madman..
He’s the best at it!
That segment at the end needs to run as a campaign commercial. Highlighting the stark differences in Trumpism and reality.
A non-disclosure agreement to stop her from disclosing that nothing ever happened?????
It seemed to me he was trying to argue he didn't do anything, he did do something but it wasn't a crime, and he did do something criminal but is above the law at the same time.
Gotta cover all the bases I guess
The crime is he falsified business records to conceal the affair … if not true why would he pay to cover it up & commit tax fraud & conspiracy to defraud the public
The argument is:
One doesn't have to do the act in order to be blackmailed.
Sometimes it is easier to pay the blackmail then fight the accusation.
It is a matter of protecting one's reputation....
Problem:
Covering up an accusation, even an unjust one, during an election?
That needs to be disclosed to the State, it is a campaign donation!
Thank you LOL
If he did nothing, why did he give her money? If they did nothing why did they need an NDA? Does he think we are that stupid?
We aren’t stupid. His cult followers are, though, and he’s used to not being questioned.
Well, of course he thinks that we're stupid.
They can ask us to be stupid.
We can still decline.
Yes, he does!
Stupid people are his favorites!
Thank you Jimmy for calling these fools out!
The dog skit….. killed it😅
@@Slo-rydesame here I chuckled a good one😊
Jimmy you're the cream of the crop. This is hilarious you constantly outdo yourself. Thank you. More please
all his unpaid contractors should ban together and sue for lost wages and interest.
Class action suit
There are already thousands of lawsuits against Trump by people trying to get paid. His lawyers are experts at working the system.
They all signed nda
That happened when Trump stiffed the casual actors he employed to provide the adoring crowd at his 2016 golden elevator descent.
I guess they were on individually employed. Trump refused to pay for their work, telling them they were worth more now they could claim the (bad) experience of working for him. That is one of his common behaviors.
They got together and sued him. I suspect a lawyer did it pro bono or super cheap. Trump did pay, a couple of years late I think.
Totally agree. It's such a clear example of how he uses ordinary people in marked contrast with the Bible. "The laborer deserves his wages" (Luke 10:7).
Man, I’m not typically a neener-neener type, but after what this monster has put our country through…🎉
Yep . 😝😝😝😝
The schadenfreude is definitely warranted...
Captain Bonespurs the draft dodger called war veterans who sacrificed everything for America "suckers and losers." For that alone I will continue to laugh at his failures.
'This monster' has done nothing a large number of Americans haven't supported. Without those who abetted him and helped him into office, he would be nothing. Americans did what they did to Americans. They have nobody to blame but themselves.
Remember this is the "Lock Em Up!" crowd getting a little karma. They don't see it.
For the good of the country Trump decided to let Hillary go. He thought it would help heal us and bring us together as a country. He made a mistake and she should be rotting in jail for mishandling classified documents and destroying subpoenaed evidence. That was a much more serious crime than the misappropriation of campaign funds (something every president of the last 20 years or so is guilty of)
They loved “lock her up” but they’re crazy about “Lock HIM up” ….pronouns do matter!!!
It did. It came full circle 😳
😏
Perfect
God, he’s gonna get sued AGAIN for defaming another woman. Please stop donating to him Jesus Christ
There have never been a higher level of sarcasm, jesus christ !
Please,. Never put GOD, or JESUS in a sentence when you are talking about the DEVIL himself trump. That is bad karma. Please 😢😢😢
Donvict Trump isn’t handling today very well.
“Donvict” 😂 👏
Don the Con-vict‼️
@@Pilotin74 love it!
Donvict Trump has a nice ring to it, I could see it on a t-shirt.
I see Defendant Donald Trump has been promoted to Convict Donald Trump. Guilty once, twice, thirty plus times a convict.
The Trump predictions video should be used in public campaign appearances and aired at ALL TIMES.
so simple - no arguing about it
You mean trumpie lied!!! Are you listening magas??
Totally!!!
DEFINITELY - hope Jimmy and his team donate this to the Biden campaign,
Which video is it?
So, why does he have a non-disclosure agreement if it never happened?
As someone from the UK -I feel sad that out of all the millions of citizens, this is the dross you're left with
Those cowardly politicians afraid of him still pretending he’s the victim. Pathetic
Yes, quite as it's kept, some of them are glad he was convicted.
a bunch of cowards!
Republicans, vote every last one of them out!
Strength of character was never a requirement for public office. But these people have won and continue to hold their positions because they perfectly represent the people that voted them in. This is you, America. This is all you.
He stands strong and America stands with him. God bless President Trump! Trump 2024!
@@brandonscheuer1769yes, may 45 never have another peaceful moment as long as he lives. Amen.😂
@@ecstanton your days are #.
“If they can do this to me, they can do this to any criminal.”
Hell yeah!
Donnie Doofus finally gets how the law works.
@@gamepapa1211 unfortunately, he hasn't got a clue. He genuinely thinks that everything was rigged against him 🤦🏻♀️
Well said!!!!
Yes, any criminal, especially one named Trump.
Do you know what the charge was? Incorrectly declaring payments as legal expenses. That's it. You're acting like he actually did something wrong. This is jaywalking or not wearing a seatbelt level crime. Keep celebrating though. Let the world see how politicized this entire thing was. Because you lot just want him jailed because you hate him, not for any genuine reason.
Donald’s predictions need to be run as a campaign ad. Every hour.
Thanks to Jimmy and the writers and staff for helping us through these bizarre days.
BIZZARD DAY, INDEED... greetings from Indonesia
Definitely
🎯 Almost made for Tik-Tok.
😅😅😅 you’re funny, Jimmy!! Love your content! 😊
Sadly, the Dems are too timid to do that!😢
$100 says trump will eventually blame his lawyer for losing this case😂😂😂😂
am thinking the some ways too he fried him watching please
IF ALL of these idiots had ANY knowledge of his innocence WHY didn't they testify for him?!? WHY didn't he testify for himself?!? He had the SAME opportunities to call witnesses but HE HAD NONE!!! HE'S GUILTY!!
Of what?
@@legmantillidie1030 ???
@@legmantillidie1030 Do you have ANY evidence of his innocence?!? IF you did then YOU should have been there to testify on his behalf!! "Of what" .. really?!?!
@@legmantillidie1030 A New York jury found Donald Trump guilty of all 34 counts of falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments during the 2016 U.S. election campaign.
@@legmantillidie1030Of illegal election financing and falsifying business records, and trying to hide hush money payments before an election to mislead the voters ⚖️
"If they can do this to me, they can do it to anyone" Yes Donald, That is how the Judicial system works!
I think he meant using the judicial system against a political opponent that is beating you in the polls, at a time conveniently during the campaigning for elections.. for a super "crime" that happened 7-10 years ago. It's laughable really
It's a 2 tier system.
But also if they can prosecute the PResIdEnT then they could even prosecute a plumber.
YES.
@@carlosa.ramirezdearellano3087
It's laughable going after a criminal after 7 years??? In my country we go after murderers even after 25+ years.
brucebaker810
Trump isn't president he is a private citizen and this happened when he wasn't president..
@@intelligencia-r9z yeah turns out that time doesn't make crime less illegal, who knew.
I believe in the US Justice System and the Jury. NOT the Trump Family lies 👌👍 Great respect to Justice Merchant and the jury
Remember when he stated that he trusted Russian intelligence more than our own? 😅😅😅
@@EdwardEmmick Yep, Helsinki in 2018.
The same justice system that has me (someone on poverty wages, food stamps and Medicaid) paying a 6-figure earning CEO, a home owner, a rental property owner and a woman with a LLC over half-a-grand in monthly child support payments while I sleep in my car...
I want to believe in the US Justice System. But, that belief has been battered about a lot.
🤞
Unfortunately, the US justice system still has a LONG way to go.
Why would you need a nondisclosure agreement if nothing happened?
That's what immediately occurred to me...wth?
Don't know. Ask Bill Clinton about Paula Jones
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.Thank you Mr Kimmel,for making us all feel better!!!!!
The joke writing was superb!
SHOUT OUT To ALL the Comedy Commentators, who have kept us laughing, during these anxious days for our country!
Jimmy Kimmel
Stephen Colbert
Seth Myers
Jon Stewart et ensemble
and all, whose names escape me at the moment, who have helped us end our nights laughing and without the use of sleeping meds. Bless you all!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Trump, MTG, Eric, Don Jr, & ALL MAGAS have been crying since the 2020 election, & are crying EVEN HARDER NOW!! 🤣🤣
Yummy 👍 😋 MAGA tears 😅
Have that same energy Monday when hunter biden is on trial.
I do not understand how anyone can vote for a bunch of whiny little spoiled brats... It is always "poor me"...
@@clay7191 Keey Crying those MAGA tears for me, they are Delicious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@luvadventuresandart MAGA tears are cold and bitter.
The bit on the Todd’s was especially funny. Thanks Jimmy, you bring a smile to my face at a very dark time. Much appreciated.
Vote for Joe, not the Psycho
Non-disclosure agreements should be illegal in many instances.
Some lawyers in that courtroom aren't going to get paid.
What is particularly shameful are all the GOP sycophants who are former prosecutors.
You mean like Kamala Harris and Bragg???
@@garyfairbrother5532 SURE, Jan.
@@garyfairbrother5532 ... you think Kamala Harris and Alvin Bragg are "GOP sycophants"?
Are you illiterate or concussed?
@@garyfairbrother5532 WAKE UP !!!!
@@garyfairbrother5532 - Dude ! You're not even in the ballpark.
Thank you for doing these shows this week!!!❤️❤️❤️
It’s is job 🤷♂️ but they are funny..
He's the only one who's working this week. They've all been talking about this day for months and months, and they're all off on vacation when it happens...😅
@@LindaC616 people do take breaks. People go silly when their favorite person isn’t giving them feedback. 🤦♂️
@jet23851 no one's "going silly". Feel free to take your exaggeration and your emoji and put them elsewhere.
I'm not MAGA but have to wonder: who really has faith in our legal system? If any one of us committed the crimes of Trump we'd be in prison.
Calling Ted Cruz a snail is not fair to snails.
A maggot or mosquito would be a more accurate food chain comparison.
funny though
Gastropods Lives Matter!
That's what I said! They're so helpless and cute! 🐌
Maybe a slug?
Thank you, Jimmy.
Your humor has helped us tremendously through all the Trump madness and chaos.
Another great first for Trump - the first President in prison - Making America Gaol Again.
🤞
“Commander and Thief”, I love that!
If "nothing ever happened" then why did you need a NDA?
Does EVERYONE who signs an NDA also get $130,000 to go with it??
I wish
I will sign one!
Gimme this very NDA I'll sign in 130,000 times! !!!
If so, I'll sign some for some celebs. I could use that 130k.
Ask the 13 yr old girl's family, Trump settled with.
In addition to the EVIDENCE The FACT Trump REFUSED to testify tells you everything you need to know.
This is something a court lawyer pointed out: the judge is required to tell the defendant directly that it's the defendant's decision alone, not his legal counsel's, whether he takes the stand.
You know if a person gives the wrong date, or time of day, they get you for purgery 😮😂😂
@@alvagilkes170 Is "purgery" what a purgeon performs?
Lol @ purgery
He would have pleaded the fifth who knows how many times????
Why would he pay Stormy anything if nothing happened. He thinks we are all stupid 😠
Maybe she laughed in his face when he suggested something could happen? You know his ego couldn't handle that being public knowledge!
It occurred to me under probation rules and DNA being obtained ... are those DNA results run through crime computers internationally and in the US to see if they connect to any unresolved crimes? I can foresee others will come forward claiming "The Don" fathered my child! The longer this all drags out, the more unforeseen complications ooze to the surface. Just a thought!
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That wasn’t the charge. It’s not against the law. Remember Bill Clinton and his numerous payoffs to extramarital affairs. So sad to be so misinformed. Good idea to get the real facts from someone other than Jk. SMH
@@oldeenglish8058 Extradition is a very complex legal process and no they would not send it to a foreign country to let them randomly check it against their records. Besides until he is done being prosecuted in the states he won't be available for any legal proceedings elsewhere and that could take years. As much as I'm against "big brother watching" (remember when people shook their heads the soviets allowed it?) there are over 1/4 million unsolved murders in the states on the books, let alone other crimes. There aren't the resources nor has the system been fully digitalized to even begin to do such checks on every person required to give a dna sample.
What happened to Tara Reade?
Keep it coming, Jimmy. Thank you for shedding a light on this Trump nonsense.
And keeping your head in the sand on all of Crooked Joe’s BS
This morning press conference is proof he must be put in jail
as Jimmy astutely puts across, it is not a press conference, but an incoherent monologue, telling people why he did not testify in the trial.
So freedom of speech is wrong
@@mikeangel8017 No, but lies are.
If you or I slammed the Judge and Jury...it would be lights out for us. No more cameras. Media should be ashamed.
And yet, he could've had a Not Guilty-Mental Incompetence verdict with five minutes of testimony, if it was anything like this.
I do not for 1 second, believe that his campaign raised $34 million dollar
They tend to exagerate numbers by times ten. Like for rally attendance..
They claim big donations to con the rest of his idiotic followers to add to the pot .
Not even half of that, most going to pay legal bills
I never subscribed or helped hIs campaign in anyway. Yet I received two texts on Thursday and one tonight begging for money. $34M is their dream, and they're desperate enough to text random people, hoping someone nibbles at the bait. It's just a front, like pretty much everything he says.
I checked his gofundme out of curiosity. It is still stuck just over 2 million. I wondered if it would be flooded with donations. Apparently not.
Thank you 😊 to Jimmy Kimmel for always telling the truth and including Ron DeSantis. Much appreciated by a U.S. Marine Corps veteran.
How was the last four years?
Why would you have a non-disclosure agreement if you didn't do anything?
You have obviously never done business.
I referring to what business would he have with Stormy Daniels?
As hateful as tRump is, you would think he would get a DA involved in someone was trying to blackmail him with a false story.
There must have been a sliver of truth with the doorman's story.
@@arunaaa301You have? You screw people and pay people not to tell?
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I have never done business with Stormy Daniels.
I guess Trump could explain to me how that works.
What about you? Can you explain the details of "how it works" to "do business" with Stormy Daniels?
The judge's daughter has literally done NOTHING. WTF.
she raises millions of dollars for democrats some call that a conflict of issue given the circumstances
@@Caracalla-k8t
Tell that to Alito
The judge and his daughter have to start thinking about lawsuits against Fox and others that have named them!!
@@Caracalla-k8tIt’s not just Democrats she raises funds for.
@@Caracalla-k8t So what? She is an adult and can support any candidate she wishes. It has nothing to do with her father.
"Commander-in -thief" is right, Jimmy!
That's a classic one 😂😂😂. Love it
Lock him up!
i prefer con-man-durr n thief more accurate
Absolutely true! 100 % right on the money.
"Trump Predictions" says it all. It should be run as a campaign commercial.
It won't be because Trump's opponents actually take the presidency seriously.
No one is above the law….period! Throw him in jail
Biden Obama and Clinton's next
Trump 2024
@@brandonscheuer1769they were never convicted of crimes
@@brandonscheuer1769Biden 2024
@@randallchristman6698 FJB
The Todd bit!! 😂😂 Thank you Jimmy and crew-please don’t ever stop with this nonsense, I think we all depend on you to get thru these bizzarro times. ✌️
“Too stupid to be hypocrites” is sadly too true.
I LOST it at "migrants living in luxury hotels"
Why? It's happening.
No matter of criminality, but insanity.
This man does not belong to ANY office.
Not even his own personal office, he messes up everything 😂
And Biden does?!
Especially with nuclear codes. trump is insane and unhinged.
@@rh5134 This must be really, _really_ hard for you, princess.
@@rh5134No one in this comment said anything about Biden. 😂 he broke the law and is now paying. That’s all the OP said. Calm down.
"too stupid to be hypocrites" is the quote of the day
And that is a pre requisite!!!
Go ahead SCROTUS: Give Biden Total Immunity...go ahead Chicken-Snots...then Stand Back and Stand-Up Democrat's..."IT'S DAY 1 FOR JOEY"
@@Blivot😂🤣🤣😂 But hurt!!!
Why trump keep saying this is the first time this happened to him because he had got away with all his crimes intil now
"Aside from my own actions, what did I do to deserve this?!"
Here's the deal. I've served on jury duties several times. The attorneys on "BOTH" sides have to question jurors until "both" sides are satisfied that those chosen will be fair and impartial!!!! Ok?????
Lol, yeah and no juror ever lied to get on b4, and when you have to pick from a pool or sharks you try to pick the ones with the smallest teeth, they still bite
Exactly. Trump claimed the jury was "rigged" against him, while his lawyers were involved in jury selection. His lawyer was on TV crying that the prosecution didn't call witnesses that would have "shown Trump was innocent" while not explaining why he didn't call those witnesses himself. The burden of proof lies with the prosecution, a major hurdle in any case, and they did so. All these MAGA crybabies are brainwashed cult-followers of their "tough guy" leader (who claims he's the victim ALL THE TIME)
@@Obsidian369
pool of sharks...
lol, good analogy
actually the judge controls jury selection
OK.. Liz Davies from Aus
Exactly 👍🏼 you tell them… No One is above the law!
Count 1: Bigly guilty
and so on to
Count 34: Bigly Guilty
because trump's once, twice, 34 times a felon...
Wow...a Friday show!?!? Thank you for being the only late night talk show brave enough to air during such a historic time and for bringing levity to all this insanity.
Well he was off both Monday and Tuesday due to son’s surgery so fortunately we got a third day this week.
the other late night shows are off because they always take off the week of memorial day
I'm old..66...I honestly thought I Lost a day...never seen Kimmel on Friday...plus doesn't memorial day kick off his 4 month vacay...he's snl...longest vacay guy!! Even Whoopi showed on a Friday ...trump being convicted changed celeb schedules..wow! 😮
Wait for the movie.
@@phylis3917 OH Lord yes...would sweep the Oscars!!! Lol
Soooo if nothing happened, why would you want Stormy Daniels to sign an NDA?
He says nothing happened but "everyone has [NDAs]." Why did he need a NDA if "nothing happened?"
He's so stupid.
Jimmy and Jimmy Kimmel Live has become critical in the protection of our democracy.
This is the Best Week for Comedy Ever!!! Keep Crushing It!!! Wishing Good Health for You & Your Family!!!
Jimmy K - There is no doubt you are at the top of your game. I have rarely seen such an effortless almost nonchalant put-down of such a scumbag. And the best thing is you are like a smiling assassin as you do it. Seriously man, your delivery is priceless. Comedic brilliance.
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The U.S. Constitution, Due Process and the Bill of Rights; BILL OF RIGHTS-SECTION 1-Every citizen shall be entitled, no matter what State, the rights given by the Constitution. Criminal Procedeures-THE DUE PROCESS CLAUSE promises that before depriving a citizen of life, liberty or property, the government must follow fair procedures. Any action denying the process that is due is unconstitutional. The State must provide a hearing b4 an impartial judicial officer, the right to an attorney, the right to present evidence and the chance to examine all materials relied on to confront. 1-Judge Merchan gave donations to the Biden campaign and to an organization named Stop Republicans. Not impartial. The foundation of our Democracy has been destroyed by the Biden Harris Administration by weaponizing our rule of law and justice system to persecute their opposition. This is not about Trump, this is about our freedom. If the persecutions stand our Country is finished. Biden has done what Cuba and Iran do to their citizens. There is nothing more important than freedom. There is nothing more important than protecting our Democratic Republic and defending our Constitution and upholding the Rule of Law. Those who place their own desire for power over the importance of our freedom as citizens must be held accountable. We must hold on to our Constitution, our Bill of Rights, our Rule of Law to save our Country.
Wasn't it Trump that kept yelling "Lock her up"? He was the first to threaten to weaponize the court and justice system, to knock out his opponent.
Also, the judge wasn't the one who found Trump guilty. It was the jurors. Are they all being paid too?
Trump has the opportunity to appeal, just like everyone else.
He isn't being treated any better or worse, than us lowly peasants would get treated in court.
The felony convictions were independent investigations, don’t get it twisted
Dude there is such a thing as Due Process and Civil Rights. Dems are ripping apart our Constitution and Rule of Law. No twisting here. Check out our laws on our .gov website. Its all there.
Why would you need an NDA if nothing happened ?
Or why did he have to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000.00. To keep her mouth shut!
Because idiocy is contagious.
It makes sense you need to tell nothing when nothing happened makes perfect sense because donald make lies out of nothing at all
Because they are common.... lol... Makes perfect sense.
why would you vote 4 trumpoop?
Thank you Jimmy for relentlessly trolling Dump and never letting America forget the truth ✨
You said it yourself trolling, Jimmy spreading lies lol
@@jdog434no, that’s not it
The same truth that tells a man that they are a woman?
@@jdog434
A joke isn’t a lie. Jimmy exposes Trump’s idiocy.
The truth that Drakumala will bring you heaven Jannah from Obumer and see more of actor Johnny Wactor
Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham, you are an embarrassment to South Carolina
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To the human race
Especially Tim Scott , he really thinks that Trump would choose him as his VP too hilarious.
They are a couple
…and Nikki Haley
"Life is tough but it's tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne
When I heard the news, my only though was how Jimmy would respond. Enormously satisfying!
Dear Jimmy Kimmel !,..Thank you for standing up,…for truth Justice ,…..You are Sooo Appreciated,….💪🏾👏🏾🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
He's garbage
@@zooknutt And yet here you are watching him. Why do you do that? If you think he’s “garbage” don’t you have anything else to do with your life? Nope, you probably don’t.
We the people need to get rid of Tim Scott in South Carolina… useless
Yes please 🙏
How will you break the suction.
Is Tim Scott the same guy that went by the name of 'Beatlejuice' on the Howard Stern show?
@@andrewboyling2628😂😂😂
@@stratostatic💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?😂😂😂😂🤣🤣omg!💀💀
DJT is such a joke, a clown. He just needs to go away, so tired of his BS.
It occurred to me under probation rules and DNA being obtained ... are those DNA results run through crime computers internationally and in the US to see if they connect to any unresolved crimes? I can foresee others will come forward claiming "The Don" fathered my child! The longer this all drags out, the more unforeseen complications ooze to the surface. Just a thought!
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Nothing happened…but he had her sign an NDA anyway….😂😂😂😂
Ok, Donnie
We believe you ,NOT!!!
The Trump Prediction piece was pretty sweet. I smiled because I now believe Biden will win this one.
I'm not American and let me say that the world is laughing at America. This conviction is a HUGE step in the right direction for America gaining back some respect from the rest of the world. As they say "Only in America..."
Why would you laugh at someone who is clearly in pain?🤔
@@gary-rr7jp, he didn't say he was laughing at a person. He said the rest of the world is laughing at America. We are.
Where you from?
@@gary-rr7jp I have... you slip on ice in front of me, I just may belly laugh.
@@markusbrunner5706 It's a bot they're all bots.
Guy needs to be in jail, permanently.
Yeah trials and justice systems is so unwoke.
I know, right. jimmy Kimmell should watch out
Yes yes yes 1000000000 yes
Today I walked into work and a co- worker said Very Loud... "TTRUMPPPP.... 2024" my reaction was... GUILTY ×34"
Good one!!! Keep it up ❤
Good for you! Trump FOR JAIL 2024.
was he being ironic?
oh that is so clever! 😂
Shameless Tim Scott, Rubio, Ted Cruz !!
These pathetic senators - each a total tool - are probably deep in Jan 6. Bet on it.
Shame on the death of the GOP. Only MAGA Remains.
Vote Blue 💙
They sounded so unconvincing
You forgot the whitest man alive: Vivek Ramaswamy.
You forgot the whitest man alive: Vivek Ramaswamy.
Excuse me, WHY does he have a non-disclosure agreement for SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED??
Really?
Am I missing something?
NO YOU ARE NOT, THAT IS THE POINT WHAT THEY ARE MISSING IS A BRAIN
they think we are all stupid 😂
Don’t try and make sense of it. It’s just the latest model of the old republican philibuster. Hot off the assembly line.
Because she was trying to hurt him and was not asking for much with her extortion scheme. However, she talked even more after taking the money proving that her word meant nothing. She would do anything for money which is evident from her "occupation". Clinton paid a woman 6x more.
He really wants everyone to not know that he's a one minute man.
So let me get this right nothing happened but you had her sign a Non Disclosure Agreement for nothing happening that what any innocent person would do.
I am 59yrs old and I have never in my life known or heard anyone lie more then trump. My Lord!
People are saying he is the best in recorded history. Nobody can lie better that Trump, not on any subject. World's Best.
…or so many willing to believe the lies.
They have men coming up to him, big strong men with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, you are the biggest bullshit artist I have ever seen in my life!" It's true. So true.
Me either n yet he’s got all these “ flyin monkeys “ supporting him!! It’s scary ! B
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Get out there and vote the Republicans out of office EVERYWHERE!
Thank you, Jimmy, from Europe! You keep me sane.
Hope the Lincoln project uses that last bit!!!! 😂
Why would he need an NDA with Stormy if he didn’t use his mushroom on her?
Right 😂😂😂😂😂
😅😂🤣🤣🤣
Forgive me. But, I feel a line from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" would work so well here...
"Is it spotted and covered in gook?"
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Oh that was gold, thanks Jimmy ❤
The "Trumps Predictions" piece should be turned into a political add and played from now till November everywhere.
Absolutely
So much material so little time..
Agreed. That put his current delusional nonsense in perfect perspective.
That's for darn sure!
It really should....he said no graduations, no weddings, no holidays😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice to see you in top form Jimmy.
Love from Australia 😊😅❤
You are a hero Jimmy Kimmel! Thanks for keeping us laughing and helping preserve some sanity in this country - not to mention democracy!