I think everybody in America agrees we are fucked if somebody gets elected. People disagree on who would fuck us over, but pretty much everybody thinks at least one of them is crap.
Having an inclination ,doesn't mean that he's not funny .For instance,If Carson were still in the running, he 'd have quipped something witty like-"My luggage?People carry BAGS in the ghetto,not luggage".etc etc
I do not like Hillary, but how she did not burst into laughter or go red with anger or just walk off the podium because of how supremely ridiculous Trump is, has increased my respect for her diplomatic skills.
Idontwant googleplus Professionalism. That's presidential-level professionalism right there. Also: imagine Trump at the end of the debate. Now imagine he has the NUCLEAR CODES.
The Benghazi hearings did that for me. When they were falling out of their chairs cutting each other off, unable to get proper sentences out of their both and she answered everything cool and calm. That's when I said I will definitely be voting for her.
"We will die" That's why not!! Wow, so many people predicted this disaster. Why didn't the Electoral College listen?? Never realized a country could fall so far so fast in 4 years...
What astonishes me is how he said "that makes me smart" in response to Hillary's accusation of him not paying federal income tax, yet he jumps on illegal immigrants needing to leave in part because they don't pay taxes lol
I love this. So, so very much. "Trump didn't pay taxes because loopholes! It wasn't illegal, he is smart!" .. and those same people are saying Hillary needs to be locked up over the email server thing, even though what she did wasn't illegal either.
Let's face it, he came out of the gate as a Jon Stewart impersonator. I like that he's grown and made it his own. Might start picking up the show again, at this rate,
the best way to do it your own way, is to start off with what has already worked, and slowly mold it into your own. i think he's done a phenomenal job at replacing stewart
A fair argument, but even his attempt to be Jon was a bit rigid and lacking authenticity. Acting to be a host won't sell, in fact, it probably dented the audience a lot, but truly original work is indeed where he begins to shine.
The problem is that taxes pay for both. However, in order to get America to demilitarize, it's time to move left! Even Bernie Sanders is still not left enough. Unfortunately, too many conservative people are voting though :P
Hammer Smith..well there's a lot of reasons why we should pay taxes, but if your unhappy about how that money is being allocated than use your vote to help change it by voting for a candidate that does not (publicly or privately) engage or advocate for constant warfare.
To demilitarize would be suicide, military sequestration has already put a strain on our military, I was active duty, now DOD contractor. You have no idea what you are talking about. The rest of the world, with the exception of Europe, which has become a cesspool of beta leftist men watching as their women are raped and their cultural identity is pushed into oblivion, uses the might is right mentality. Violence is the gold standard. It is the ultimate answer to "oh yeah, or else what!?" . Every time you pass a law, you are voting for violence. The only thing that keeps savage men from walking into your home gutting you like a fish and raping your wife, is other men who are willing to do violence to protect you from it. You have no idea how vile humanity is, and just how protected you are.
Because he encourages racists to feel less ashamed. He gives straight talk - never mind it doesn't make sense. They think he is for them- but he really only about himself. A good portion know what he says is wrong but think he couldn't really mean it.
I am pretty sure we have our own bunch of uncivilized, uncultured rapists right here in America. Judges let them off with a couple of months in jail so as not so ruin their life. We hear a lot of the uneducated right here in the trump supporters.
klgpjjecfs There is a completely different attitude towards rape in middle east and in muslim culture than in the west. But I guess feminist have it coming, calling some acts of sexual violence as sign of rape culture while everyone are outraged when someone is raped and no one has sympathy for the rapist, other than his parents perhaps. When the real rape culture comes in, the islamic one, feminists will be little girls who cried wolf but it will be too late I am afraid. One muslim migrant in Austria who raped a little boy by the pool just continued his day at the pool, didn't try to run or anything like that. His defence for his action was the fact he didn't have sex in several months. That is the kind of mentality people in those countries have. Infidel women who don't cover themselves are considered fair game by muslim men from these places. Just look what is happening in Germany, they can't hold a festival or concerts in the open because migrants come and sexually abuse women, with not even a word exchanged with her. They just do it. They don't have the slightest respect for women or her choices. It's not a culture I'd want to live with, or along a side of with.
If anyone can watch this debate and still think Trump is fit to be president, Im seriously worried about the competency of the American people. No offence intended
He was dribbling incoherently the entire time, and he replies "why not" to "I'm gonna be blamed for everything" literally showing that he'll say anything to be president. Oh and he brags about not paying tax. This fucking guy.
It only seemed like that because Trump hasn't been in politics for almost 30 years like Clinton. If she's so good then why hasn't she become president or even came close before? Because she's barley done anything except for a few good diplomatic solutions but most of her political career has ben a disaster. She has no intention to strengthen boarders (Trump isn't racist for that, it's a matter of national security). Her plans to expand middle class makes no sense considering the fact that many Americans would be too lazy to even do anything and only want free things from the government. She would rather have no guns which make it easer for a country to invade. And her views on race wars are completely absurd considering the fact that she made it seem as if the cops are at fault when really it's the fault of lower communities coming together and solving issues and teaching their youth not all cops are bad. And much more. I don't like Trump at all. But I despise Hilary, she's the definition of a cockroach that somehow always finds a way to stay alive.
+Dapps If you are so concerned about Hillary lying, then surely you are concerned about Trump's lies. He lied his face off last night on multiple issues (Iraq War, Climate Change, Stop and Frisk). I mean, he was so comfortable lying he was willing to tell lies about things that a 30 second google search could easily disprove. What does that say about what he thinks of the American people?
Dapps Yeah he doesn't fuckin know anything?? She has a credible economic plan (no point going into detail with someone who's argument consisted of "that many Americans would be too lazy to even do anything") Trumps plan would massively increase the deficit. She had a plan to deal with racial tension, similar to the one you said, organising black community leaders to work with police to create a stronger relationship. Trumps plan was "hur dur hur LAW AND ORDER" he didn't fucking say anything. Immigration is so fuckin irrelevent, yet that's all Trump can talk about. I bet you've never even met an immigrant. I can't defend Hillarys record cos, to be honest, I don't really know enough about it. But she has good ideas and she clearly knows what she's doing. But all the Donald can do is play on peoples fears and act like a clown. He's not fit to be president
+Markiss True, and that's what's sickening. He is openly breaking the law and no one can't do anything about it. And then he's proud and openly admitting it too. Both candidates are horrible, it's sickening. ._.
He didn't break the law, he used tax loopholes and credits all in accordance to the law. Why do you think Bernie Sanders did as we has he did? He wanted to take away all these loopholes so people like Trump would pay taxes.
If you talk about America's wars, Trump would certainly increase that: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/09/donald-trump-promises-huge-boost-in-us-military-spending/
Jay Tee "if I said i dindonuffing"...I understood your comparison, but I just don't know how to say this...and if it's impossible to say, it's impossible, to get confused when you're listening "dindonuffing"!!! You need to relate with something else in order to get confuse and If I heard somebody saying "dindonuffing"...I wouldn't even understand what the hell this person is talking about!!! I'd say: "WTF, did you just say???" hahahaha
***** Good answer. It is seldom I get something reasonable back when making a point on the way people talk and understand speech. As a Jew from Peewee Valley Kentucky I took speech patterns from my ma and dad who were from Cumberland Maryland so I was call strange stupid and everything you can think of cause I said y'all to fast. I have no problem understanding Trump or JT my gangster friend from Saginaw Michigan. One only needs to listen.Thanks and blessings on you and yours.
Jay Tee Jay, man, no problem, everybody gets misunderstood when they talk fast and with a heavy accent...it's ok...that also happens with me!! But he did a mistake... "BIGLY"...and that kind of thing it's totally unacceptable coming from a man who wants to be president, because this is the most childish mistake!!! I would expect that from a 5 years old, not from a man over 50!!! " I was call strange stupid and everything you can think of"...it's really sad that you had to go through all this, it really is!!! :( Thanks and blessings on you and your family too!!! :*
hitlary ... i can't tell if that was a mistake or if u were trying to make a comparison but Donald Trump is closer to Hitler than Hillary just think about it for a second. He scared the German people pointed the blame at on of the big 3 religions and surrounding countries. Donald Trump and his wife have also said themselves that Donald has studied and adored hitler speeches. Donald Trump wont deny the the kkk and doesnt think internment camps we a bad thing.
So dont listen his lies and false claims and fear Donald looks down on the world from a his high rise hotels and condescending views he CANT tell it like it is because he doesnt know how it is. All he does is talk he doesn't listen and he talks about his problems not yours talks about how he wants to remove the regulations on big business deals whitch even when its common kwolegde that those deals got us into the G depression and the reccesion And the regulations got us out AND HE LOVES TO TALK ABOUT NAFTA because these things r what makes the TOP 1% TICK O COULD KEEP GOING ON AND ON
dont for one second think that Donald wants to sympathise with you if u r an inconvenience to him he will work trust by never giving u a real answer and stiff u because he can he calls it business i call it BS HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WORKING PEOPLE THATS Y HE DOESNT PAY TAKES U HAVE DONALD TRUMP AND HIS FREINDS TO THANK FOR BUDGET CUTS and the gov't having t ok lay people of and low teacher pay. He loves to talk about education tho right
Well, that's still a piss-easy choice. Umbridge will be painfull, and annoying, sure. But Voldemort is just ensuring that everything will go to shit. Trump is as subtle as a horny male elephant, and as elegant as a stampeding heard of wildebeest. He shouldn't even have gotten this far.
I hope in 10 years we are able to say, "Remember when we almost elected Trump for president jajaja that was hilarious, what the hell were we thinking."
Frank Javier Or in 10 years if trump gets elected Remember when this nightmare started before the 4 horseman of the apocalypse came to carpool with "president" trump
Generally it's either Trump supporters, Republicans who dislike the more left-leaning nature of the show, or people who remain upset over Jon Stewart Leaving.
bingo. When Jon Stewart ran the show, a good part of his following consisted of a lot of younger alt-rights and libertarians, people who disliked the Republican establishment but found the Daily Show to be a breath of fresh air because it mocked everbody. Trevor Noah's entrance to the show coincided with the rise of the voice of those same alt-right, anti-political correctness guys in Donald Trump. It's not that Trevor doesn't make fun of anyone else, but just that Donald demands so much time to properly mock him. So the people who once liked Jon Stewart are butthurt that he's gone and the new guy is making fun of the first person to give them a legitimate voice. That's how I've been seeing it, based on comment threads and social media.
we don't complaint, we are making this educated critique; that his comedy lacks authenticity. This is his 1st presidential coverage, in which real viewers will not take serious. The studio of comedy central should be ashamed for getting such a weak product on there program. Narrow minded might be please because they have no opinion. I recommend; you open your eyes and get one. On that note just watch Stephen Colbert or Bill Maher than message back
please explain how her puff questions won her the debate. where was benghazi or emails?? take your one sided dog and pony show and shove it. and please explain what Hillary actually has done for the past 30 years besides syphon money from the foundation to her accounts.
I feel like he's basically saying he will release them when the irs gets off his back. Some backhand political blackmail shit. He seems to be complaining and whining about it an awful lot
The thing is that IRS doesn't put your tax returns in lockdown when they audit you. He CAN release them, but he claims his lawyers are going "no, don't!". Why that, I wonder? Hiding something damning, possibly?
"Stop auditing me and I'll release them" - he's not hiding anything now that he's admitted he doesn't pay taxes. now he thinks he can use it as leverage against the irs
actually trump has commuted many more crimes than Hillary, take a look at the last week tonight video about the debate, if you are angry about Hillary's lies. you should be FURIOUS at Trump's. (side note I hate both of these candidates)
It gets better. With the NYT release of his '95 tax forms his lawyers threatened to sue. The NYT's response? Fuck you and then released the rest of the tax collection they had on him.
He doesn't get audited every year, just most years because of all the loopholes he slides his money through. They have to make sure he isn't breaking any laws.
F*&^k u ass holes if you can find it sell your soul to the satan your master remember Jesus saves hells real no funny ha ha down there!! yu have been warn
Trump Logic: "I'll release my taxes after once my audit finishes. I've been under audit for 15 years." 1> So that means we're never going to see his tax returns. Since he's been under audit longer that 3 presidential terms. 2> How does a presidential candidate claim he's been under audit for 15 years and that DOESN'T raise a red flag? Had a good laugh at the "Black check the debates" bit.
Yea I watched the debate. This current audit he's under was over a year ago(July 2015). So if audits take over a year... and he's getting audited every year for 15 years... that still means he's been under audit for longer than three presidential terms. Any way you do the math, it's still the same result. For the last 15 years, he's been perpetually under audits. So my original point still stands. Got any more weak attempts at deflection?
why can't he release his taxes under audit? Didn't the authority say that he can release his taxes even in this? This "tax return" thing is old..he said he would release his tax return when obama releases his birth certificate...
I was certainly surprised that they gave the first 30 minutes to him. Maybe it is the media's ongoing notion that you have to appear to treat candidates equally. They thought, "ok, we're awarding most of this debate to Hillary, so I guess in all fairness, we have to give some of the debate win to Donald." Never mind that he was completely shrill, rude, and stumbling all over himself the whole time. But anything to avoid looking partial when one candidate absolutely blows the other away.
Trump is by far the best comedian in the history of presidential candidates and he should apply as an apprentice in the daily show after the elections.
+San Juan Ok, thanks, let me adjust then: Trump is by far the best insult comic of all time and he should apply as an apprentice at fox news after the daily show has fired him (because he gets boring very soon).
Not a HRC fan, but the very first thing Trump did was cry on FOX News about the "Horrible Questions" that were aimed at him. GEEZE what a damn CryBaby President he would be!
Trump got 17 questions aimed at him. Hillary had....2. Also, it was mostly irrelevant shit like "you supported the Iraq war" when Shillary help start AND voted for it. Why not grill *her* on that?
OMG you guys REALLY dont know how taxes work!!! Please get stripped of your right to vote... PLEASE.... Or read up on stuff... because your ill informed opinion is destroying this country!!!!
Except that Trump was the one who seemed increasingly tired and flustered as the debate moved towards it's predictable conclusion! Hillary mopped the floor with Trump tonight!
And that is how Trump has been at EVERY debate he's been in since the primaries. Starts like he's on speed but half way through it's like he's the orange Ben Carson sleeping during the debate. His temper was clearly off all the while claiming to have the best temperament.
it's not about that, it's about the fact that he completely avoided to answer the question he was asked. You don't know about Hillary's stamina anyway.
kri2Xx he answered his questions, he just was defending himself at the same time, making it seem like he avoided it even when he didn't, also when ever trump attacked hillary all she can scream was "fact check" and "buy my book."
I don't really like Hilary Clinton, at all, but I have to give her legitimate props because I could not have stood on stage and kept my cool and been personable like that w that huge, sentient Cheeto yelling nonsense at me.
Jaron Lindow It's one thing to think Hillary is a better candidate, it's completely different thing ignoring all her flaws as if she didn't have any. He only criticizes her mistakes as "it could cost her", not as "it's wrong because it's wrong". It's her campaign managers job to do that. But I guess Americans like people coming from foreign countries to scold much of the population as bigots and what not. Self-blame is hip with kids these days. Saying to make America great implies that someone out there is not as great, so better not do that.
obviously this show is biased... there is not such a thing like unbiased satire, at least none I know of. So what? Media is always at least slightly biased towards one side of the spectrum. I'm wondering if you would criticize Fox News as well...
I'm moving to the Holy Lands promised to us all by Mongo the Sky God. I found salvation in him from a vision I had after all the cocaine I took to mask my fear of the next president. The avocado fields will stretch to the horizons.
Maxwell S Honestly even in the first half he was repeating the same points that he made in the first question. And even then they weren't remotely related to the questions themselves
***** What has Trump done other than pander to the lowest common denominator and lie every time he opens his mouth? Tax cuts and increased spending has put us in this position, and I hate to break it to you but that started with Republican presidents. Trickle down economics does not work.
***** Your comment is illogical. You are implying that Trump is held to the same standard as Hillary. He gets to lie with impunity. That kind of person is absolutely unfit to lead our country. That should be painfully obvious, but the fact it isn't makes me terrified for the future of our country.
Sir, I don't know who that is, but Dr. John Zoidberg promises free sardines for everybody when he's elected! And free medical care for all American citizens, and he's promised to put all the world's yeti's in internment camps! That is a candidate I can get behind!
Trump not paying his taxes is extremely reminiscent of pre-revolution France; the first estate, the top 1%, never payed any taxes; the second estate, the upper 15-20%, payed minimal to no taxes, and the third estate, the rest of the population, had to pay nearly every cent of the country's funds.
Hmmm... You got your History slightly wrong there. The Estates you were talking about used to refer to nobility, clergy and the "Third Estate", that is, all the rest. Nobility and Clergy paid zero taxes while the remaining 95% paid taxes to them. I wouldn't say that we live in the same system, even though it's true it's way easier to find loopholes to avoid taxes if you are rich.
MrTrollaid right. I'm no expert on the matter; in fact this comment was written off of my memories from my world history 2 class. I probably should've read up on it again before commenting.
The part where trump said "that makes me smart" triggered the fuck outta me. Its fucking disgusting how he brags about evading taxes, while regular folk slave away and have their incomes reduced
Then you don't know how it works... and it makes you dumb... If you make a profit with a company, you are allowed to re-invest that profit and then you dont have to pay taxes over it, since investing it is beneficial to the community.... This is what he means "I'm just being smart"... And "you just being dumb" is that you don't know that and actually make yourself angry about something you simply do not get. You should lose your right to vote... Since you are ill-informed and you are a rage voter...
Nigga theres a reason why he hasnt released his tax info, it doesnt matter what the tax policy is for certain businesses he owns the fact of the matter is HE HAS EVADED PAYING HIS OWN TAXES
Cheddah C Evading is not illegal. The example I gave is tax evasion. You evade the taxes by doing something else with the money, before taxes are cashed. Tax fraude is illegal... And that is not whats happening. But since the majority of America is as dumb as you are... It is not wise to give your tax record... Cause all you laypeople will think hes cheating. Even tho he's conducting business the way business is conducted in the west. Believe me, he still pays a heck of a lot more tax than you. Like, maybe tenthousand fold. And if you knew ANYTHING about taxes, you would see that federal income tax is not even a mandatory tax... It's a voluntary tax... You also, can choose not to pay it... because it is a unconstitutional tax form. It's only allowed, cause you have the choice to NOT pay it. Do your homework! Or, if you don't feel like doing your homework, which I think is the case, since numbers make your brain go Ouch... Then stop debating the issue. You don't know shit about taxes... And I don't blame you, because it is a very complicated concept. But why in gods name, are you debating as if you know?
+Svensk YEAH!!! CAUSE FUCK SUPPORTING THE US ARMY, POLICE FORCE, FIREMEN, AND OTHER GOVERNMENT EMPOYEES AM I RIGHT?!? Might as well shut of all traffic lights and see how things go without funding from the US government
How does being audited stop him from showing his taxes? That's not actually an excuse. In fact, that should mean he has everything on-hand and easily viewable.
Thank you so much Mr. Trevor Noah. All I can say is that more people should get a chance to see where you come from and see for themselves. You are a great man.
I didn't really like Trevor when he first started hosting the Daily Show, but he's gotten better over time and now I love him. He's finally found a style that works for him, keep up the great work Trevor!
WAIT since when do we have bad airports?? I don't understand what they're supposed to look like if the Atlanta airport or LAX airports aren't nice airports? and what does that have to do with foreign policy lol
And he called China and Dubai third world countries. wtf I mean, I know some places in China have downright medieval technology, but overall it's still considered a modernized country (like many "third world countries" are). And Dubai is... well, it's _Dubai_. It's one of the economic and tourist centers of the world, how the hell does an "international businessman" like Trump not know this? More tourists go to Dubai than go to Mecca, Rome, or Las Vegas.
When he picked dubai i'm like ...uhhhh that's like one of the most expensive places in the world and you can even order a helicopter to take you to the mall .....
You must not be familiar with the nicer foreign airports if you think those are good ones. La Guardia in NYC in particular is a grimy, crowded nightmare.
"Now in the interest of dramatic flair, we have also asked the audience to remain silent the entire evening, and not to laugh or applaud. Unless they hear like a super funny joke." I can't even! It's so hilarious, it's incredible! 😂😂😂
IMO, it's a matter of public record that he owns a few different skyscrapers that are worth over a billion dollars each. There is no way possible that he is not a billionaire.
I'm not even American and I'm afraid for America at this point
I think everybody in America agrees we are fucked if somebody gets elected. People disagree on who would fuck us over, but pretty much everybody thinks at least one of them is crap.
You should have been afraid for America ever since the signing of the PATRIOT ACT.
thank you bro
you are not the only one. It is because in other parts of the world they have experienced leaders like this and they know the outcome.
Frantz Woldy Amazan In other parts of the world, you have leaders that our government puts in place. In all meanings of that term.
wow. 45 seconds out and I'm already- my luggage
stupid damn commercial
do you really think stewart would side with trump?
waiting for the reply +john doe
Having an inclination ,doesn't mean that he's not funny .For instance,If Carson were still in the running, he 'd have quipped something witty like-"My luggage?People carry BAGS in the ghetto,not luggage".etc etc
Very nice
I do not like Hillary, but how she did not burst into laughter or go red with anger or just walk off the podium because of how supremely ridiculous Trump is, has increased my respect for her diplomatic skills.
I am trying to get my grandmother to do a porn spoof of the 1st debate, with her neighbor.
Idontwant googleplus Professionalism. That's presidential-level professionalism right there.
Also: imagine Trump at the end of the debate. Now imagine he has the NUCLEAR CODES.
thank u
The Benghazi hearings did that for me. When they were falling out of their chairs cutting each other off, unable to get proper sentences out of their both and she answered everything cool and calm. That's when I said I will definitely be voting for her.
Yes, shereally knows how to handle a man. , look how she handled a cheating husband, and was able to cover up all his rapes on women.
"We will die" That's why not!! Wow, so many people predicted this disaster. Why didn't the Electoral College listen?? Never realized a country could fall so far so fast in 4 years...
I was going to say the same, sometimes auto play can be so cruel, Who didn't see this coming?
What astonishes me is how he said "that makes me smart" in response to Hillary's accusation of him not paying federal income tax, yet he jumps on illegal immigrants needing to leave in part because they don't pay taxes lol
It's not illegal.
haha yep and so there goes trump logic
I love this. So, so very much. "Trump didn't pay taxes because loopholes! It wasn't illegal, he is smart!"
.. and those same people are saying Hillary needs to be locked up over the email server thing, even though what she did wasn't illegal either.
Oh My Lord yes! Just like Trevor said-"good" Trump literally told on himself. Once a cheat always a cheat fits pretty good this way too.....
In case you weren't aware, "illegal aliens" pay billions in taxes every year.
Trevor Noah is getting really good!
still a bit hit and miss to me, but definitely improving!
Let's face it, he came out of the gate as a Jon Stewart impersonator. I like that he's grown and made it his own. Might start picking up the show again, at this rate,
he's a zombie pirate , he is half dead and he travels the seas for brains all the time
the best way to do it your own way, is to start off with what has already worked, and slowly mold it into your own. i think he's done a phenomenal job at replacing stewart
A fair argument, but even his attempt to be Jon was a bit rigid and lacking authenticity. Acting to be a host won't sell, in fact, it probably dented the audience a lot, but truly original work is indeed where he begins to shine.
right when the debate finished I said in my head I can't wait for Trevor Noah to comment on this lmao. Thank you Trevor we love you.
me too. I was only waiting for Trevor's reaction.
I just subbed ....Noah was really funny and insightful...tytyty
Me too, I'm also waiting to see what Steven Colbert has to say.
Same!!
same here, I was on the youtube chatroom when it was live and even Trump supporters gave Hillary this round
I love Trevor.
I love him too
+Kansiime Anne whoa!!! Kansiime Anne!!!! i love your work! Great to see you're a fan too 😆😆😆
Kansiime Anne
Chancellor Banemarck he awesome funny😂😂😂😂
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I would love to see Trevor Noah asking the questions at a debate between Trump & Clinton.
Trevor Noah, Obama's bastard child?
Change your name. You are a dragging a great legacy in the mud
that would not be fair he is totally biased for hillary
fuck trevor gimme john now that would be a show
Eve of Hades you make it sound like he would get halfway through a question before being rudely interrupted
Trump's message to American People: Don't pay federal taxes guys!
Simrat Singh his logic: I won't pay my taxes, but I will raise taxes for everyone else! Muahahahahha
The problem is that taxes pay for both. However, in order to get America to demilitarize, it's time to move left! Even Bernie Sanders is still not left enough. Unfortunately, too many conservative people are voting though :P
Hammer Smith..well there's a lot of reasons why we should pay taxes, but if your unhappy about how that money is being allocated than use your vote to help change it by voting for a candidate that does not (publicly or privately) engage or advocate for constant warfare.
To demilitarize would be suicide, military sequestration has already put a strain on our military, I was active duty, now DOD contractor. You have no idea what you are talking about. The rest of the world, with the exception of Europe, which has become a cesspool of beta leftist men watching as their women are raped and their cultural identity is pushed into oblivion, uses the might is right mentality. Violence is the gold standard. It is the ultimate answer to "oh yeah, or else what!?" . Every time you pass a law, you are voting for violence. The only thing that keeps savage men from walking into your home gutting you like a fish and raping your wife, is other men who are willing to do violence to protect you from it. You have no idea how vile humanity is, and just how protected you are.
Didn't he publicly advocate for the invasion of Iraq?
And how could we know what he does privately?
As a European, I still cannot fathom a reason people would vote/trust/like Trump. This whole thing is just incredible to watch unfold. Just, wow.
Because he encourages racists to feel less ashamed.
He gives straight talk - never mind it doesn't make sense.
They think he is for them- but he really only about himself.
A good portion know what he says is wrong but think he couldn't really mean it.
I am pretty sure we have our own bunch of uncivilized, uncultured rapists right here in America. Judges let them off with a couple of months in jail so as not so ruin their life.
We hear a lot of the uneducated right here in the trump supporters.
+Keki Zeki Americans do the same thing to Americans. there really wouldn't be much of a really difference
Ari Wright So you want to add more bad people in on top of the ones USA already has?
Smart.
klgpjjecfs There is a completely different attitude towards rape in middle east and in muslim culture than in the west.
But I guess feminist have it coming, calling some acts of sexual violence as sign of rape culture while everyone are outraged when someone is raped and no one has sympathy for the rapist, other than his parents perhaps.
When the real rape culture comes in, the islamic one, feminists will be little girls who cried wolf but it will be too late I am afraid.
One muslim migrant in Austria who raped a little boy by the pool just continued his day at the pool, didn't try to run or anything like that. His defence for his action was the fact he didn't have sex in several months.
That is the kind of mentality people in those countries have.
Infidel women who don't cover themselves are considered fair game by muslim men from these places.
Just look what is happening in Germany, they can't hold a festival or concerts in the open because migrants come and sexually abuse women, with not even a word exchanged with her. They just do it. They don't have the slightest respect for women or her choices.
It's not a culture I'd want to live with, or along a side of with.
This trevor guy is so funny! I love watching him.😁
ikr!!
he is a paid troll and he's lost his sense of humour
rumination funny?
U must b super easy to please
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He makes South Africa proud
If anyone can watch this debate and still think Trump is fit to be president, Im seriously worried about the competency of the American people. No offence intended
He was dribbling incoherently the entire time, and he replies "why not" to "I'm gonna be blamed for everything" literally showing that he'll say anything to be president. Oh and he brags about not paying tax. This fucking guy.
So you'd prefer someone that lied to your face then? Someone that only focuses on their personal agenda. Okay, have fun with that...
It only seemed like that because Trump hasn't been in politics for almost 30 years like Clinton. If she's so good then why hasn't she become president or even came close before? Because she's barley done anything except for a few good diplomatic solutions but most of her political career has ben a disaster. She has no intention to strengthen boarders (Trump isn't racist for that, it's a matter of national security). Her plans to expand middle class makes no sense considering the fact that many Americans would be too lazy to even do anything and only want free things from the government. She would rather have no guns which make it easer for a country to invade. And her views on race wars are completely absurd considering the fact that she made it seem as if the cops are at fault when really it's the fault of lower communities coming together and solving issues and teaching their youth not all cops are bad. And much more. I don't like Trump at all. But I despise Hilary, she's the definition of a cockroach that somehow always finds a way to stay alive.
+Dapps
If you are so concerned about Hillary lying, then surely you are concerned about Trump's lies. He lied his face off last night on multiple issues (Iraq War, Climate Change, Stop and Frisk). I mean, he was so comfortable lying he was willing to tell lies about things that a 30 second google search could easily disprove. What does that say about what he thinks of the American people?
Dapps Yeah he doesn't fuckin know anything?? She has a credible economic plan (no point going into detail with someone who's argument consisted of "that many Americans would be too lazy to even do anything") Trumps plan would massively increase the deficit. She had a plan to deal with racial tension, similar to the one you said, organising black community leaders to work with police to create a stronger relationship. Trumps plan was "hur dur hur LAW AND ORDER" he didn't fucking say anything. Immigration is so fuckin irrelevent, yet that's all Trump can talk about. I bet you've never even met an immigrant. I can't defend Hillarys record cos, to be honest, I don't really know enough about it. But she has good ideas and she clearly knows what she's doing. But all the Donald can do is play on peoples fears and act like a clown. He's not fit to be president
Eat the cookie. Avoid the tsunami of raisins.
John Oliver was on to something
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YEESSS! LOL!
Hahaha yessssssssssss
I fall in love with Trevor everytime I watch him. This dude be killing me with sense.
The thirst is real I see.🙄 He would never!.
wait shouldn't trump be in jail since he's been guilty of tax evasion
+Markiss True, and that's what's sickening. He is openly breaking the law and no one can't do anything about it. And then he's proud and openly admitting it too. Both candidates are horrible, it's sickening. ._.
He should but complexion connection is a wonderful thing for him.
Emails, Benghazi,
He didn't break the law, he used tax loopholes and credits all in accordance to the law. Why do you think Bernie Sanders did as we has he did? He wanted to take away all these loopholes so people like Trump would pay taxes.
evading tax makes trump smart.wow
In another post, a Trump follower said that it DID make him smart.
Yet he complains about how illegals don't pay taxes lmao
+Hammer Smith who is being killed
If you talk about America's wars, Trump would certainly increase that: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/09/donald-trump-promises-huge-boost-in-us-military-spending/
At least, it wouldn't be HIS tax dollars. He has said, in the past, that he likes using other people's money.
Trevor, Donald said "BIGLY" three times, you missed that!!! 😂😂😂
I was waiting for you to say something!!!
I thought that at first, too. But then I thought he might've said big league.
Does that help Trump? Doubt it.
Jay Tee "if I said i dindonuffing"...I understood your comparison, but I just don't know how to say this...and if it's impossible to say, it's impossible, to get confused when you're listening "dindonuffing"!!! You need to relate with something else in order to get confuse and If I heard somebody saying "dindonuffing"...I wouldn't even understand what the hell this person is talking about!!! I'd say: "WTF, did you just say???" hahahaha
***** Good answer. It is seldom I get something reasonable back when making a point on the way people talk and understand speech. As a Jew from Peewee Valley Kentucky I took speech patterns from my ma and dad who were from Cumberland Maryland so I was call strange stupid and everything you can think of cause I said y'all to fast. I have no problem understanding Trump or JT my gangster friend from Saginaw Michigan. One only needs to listen.Thanks and blessings on you and yours.
Jay Tee Jay, man, no problem, everybody gets misunderstood when they talk fast and with a heavy accent...it's ok...that also happens with me!! But he did a mistake... "BIGLY"...and that kind of thing it's totally unacceptable coming from a man who wants to be president, because this is the most childish mistake!!! I would expect that from a 5 years old, not from a man over 50!!! " I was call strange stupid and everything you can think of"...it's really sad that you had to go through all this, it really is!!! :(
Thanks and blessings on you and your family too!!! :*
He said "big league" you moron.
"They let Donald Trump stop and frisk Lester Holt." LOL
Bob Dylan
hitlary ... i can't tell if that was a mistake or if u were trying to make a comparison but Donald Trump is closer to Hitler than Hillary just think about it for a second. He scared the German people pointed the blame at on of the big 3 religions and surrounding countries. Donald Trump and his wife have also said themselves that Donald has studied and adored hitler speeches. Donald Trump wont deny the the kkk and doesnt think internment camps we a bad thing.
So dont listen his lies and false claims and fear Donald looks down on the world from a his high rise hotels and condescending views he CANT tell it like it is because he doesnt know how it is. All he does is talk he doesn't listen and he talks about his problems not yours talks about how he wants to remove the regulations on big business deals whitch even when its common kwolegde that those deals got us into the G depression and the reccesion And the regulations got us out AND HE LOVES TO TALK ABOUT NAFTA because these things r what makes the TOP 1% TICK O COULD KEEP GOING ON AND ON
dont for one second think that Donald wants to sympathise with you if u r an inconvenience to him he will work trust by never giving u a real answer and stiff u because he can he calls it business i call it BS HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WORKING PEOPLE THATS Y HE DOESNT PAY TAKES U HAVE DONALD TRUMP AND HIS FREINDS TO THANK FOR BUDGET CUTS and the gov't having t ok lay people of and low teacher pay. He loves to talk about education tho right
I'm sure I'm not the only one to think of this, but does it seem to anyone else like we're being asked to choose between Umbridge or Voldemort?
While Harry Potter is ruling Hogwarts
Well, that's still a piss-easy choice.
Umbridge will be painfull, and annoying, sure. But Voldemort is just ensuring that everything will go to shit.
Trump is as subtle as a horny male elephant, and as elegant as a stampeding heard of wildebeest. He shouldn't even have gotten this far.
"subtle as a horny male elephant"
i love that expression
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I hope in 10 years we are able to say, "Remember when we almost elected Trump for president jajaja that was hilarious, what the hell were we thinking."
fuck trump and Hilary. vote for someone else
+Thomas Pierce Go ahead and vote for someone else and split the vote. We all know that will end well...
Frank Javier
Or in 10 years if trump gets elected
Remember when this nightmare started before the 4 horseman of the apocalypse came to carpool with "president" trump
what's with the spanish laugh? Are you implying Mexicans will flood in and take over America? You're secretly a Trump supporter aren't you?
Frank Javier
I don't get why people complain about Trevor, he is one of the funniest men I have seen
Donald trump supporter hate him so yeah they are complaining
Generally it's either Trump supporters, Republicans who dislike the more left-leaning nature of the show, or people who remain upset over Jon Stewart Leaving.
bingo. When Jon Stewart ran the show, a good part of his following consisted of a lot of younger alt-rights and libertarians, people who disliked the Republican establishment but found the Daily Show to be a breath of fresh air because it mocked everbody. Trevor Noah's entrance to the show coincided with the rise of the voice of those same alt-right, anti-political correctness guys in Donald Trump. It's not that Trevor doesn't make fun of anyone else, but just that Donald demands so much time to properly mock him. So the people who once liked Jon Stewart are butthurt that he's gone and the new guy is making fun of the first person to give them a legitimate voice. That's how I've been seeing it, based on comment threads and social media.
we don't complaint, we are making this educated critique; that his comedy lacks authenticity. This is his 1st presidential coverage, in which real viewers will not take serious. The studio of comedy central should be ashamed for getting such a weak product on there program. Narrow minded might be please because they have no opinion. I recommend; you open your eyes and get one.
On that note just watch Stephen Colbert or Bill Maher than message back
One doesn't simply understand South African people O:-)
Any objective person would acknowledge that Clinton clearly won this debate.
And I don't even like Hillary like that lol
According to the principles of rational discussion, there wasn't a debate to begin with.
oh yes, she just dished trump.
Except Trump supporters are incapable of being objective.
please explain how her puff questions won her the debate. where was benghazi or emails?? take your one sided dog and pony show and shove it. and please explain what Hillary actually has done for the past 30 years besides syphon money from the foundation to her accounts.
Trevor is like a younger version of John Oliver. Their sense of humour is similar, but each has their own method of delivery. Keep up the good work!
John Oliver is actually funny
F.
@@mobilegamingexpress7711 so is trevor
i watched the debate only for the entertainment value.. america you are fcked!!
Not if those of us with common sense vote!
It was clearly painful to watch though :P
The world will be too, ya know. The popcorn can only last for so long, and then we will get pulled into this pile of shit.
Only with Trump!!
+Vincent Grebe Yes, we're only fucked with Trump...
the IRS audits people who have sketchy dealings. why is Trump acting like it's an honor...?
yes, I know THAT, but WHY??????? (rhetorical question)
I feel like he's basically saying he will release them when the irs gets off his back. Some backhand political blackmail shit. He seems to be complaining and whining about it an awful lot
The thing is that IRS doesn't put your tax returns in lockdown when they audit you.
He CAN release them, but he claims his lawyers are going "no, don't!".
Why that, I wonder? Hiding something damning, possibly?
"Stop auditing me and I'll release them" - he's not hiding anything now that he's admitted he doesn't pay taxes. now he thinks he can use it as leverage against the irs
Wait until you read the new york times newest article.
Who lost the debate? America...
True
Hilary Def. Gained My Respect...
hillary for sure , trump bosssd it
the American people....
I think Trump definitely WON!!! It was a sniffles contest, right?
That orange toad still hasn't released his tax returns!?
If you're more worried about tax returns than Hillary's emails, you're probably an idiot who shouldn't be able to vote.
actually trump has commuted many more crimes than Hillary, take a look at the last week tonight video about the debate, if you are angry about Hillary's lies. you should be FURIOUS at Trump's. (side note I hate both of these candidates)
Trump is Umbridge confirmed??!!?!?!11!11
That would be correct. Orange Hitler hasn't released them yet. (Bill Mahr's moniker for him). #DumptheChump #DontheCON
It gets better. With the NYT release of his '95 tax forms his lawyers threatened to sue. The NYT's response? Fuck you and then released the rest of the tax collection they had on him.
Who the fuck gets audited every year?
Panzer Wolf Someone suspicious
He doesn't get audited every year, just most years because of all the loopholes he slides his money through. They have to make sure he isn't breaking any laws.
Mob bosses.
A dishonest prick.... lol
F*&^k u ass holes if you can find it sell your soul to the satan your master remember Jesus saves hells real no funny ha ha down there!! yu have been warn
Trump Logic: "I'll release my taxes after once my audit finishes. I've been under audit for 15 years."
1> So that means we're never going to see his tax returns. Since he's been under audit longer that 3 presidential terms.
2> How does a presidential candidate claim he's been under audit for 15 years and that DOESN'T raise a red flag?
Had a good laugh at the "Black check the debates" bit.
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He meant he has been audited every year for the last fifteen years. Did you even watch the debate?
Yea I watched the debate. This current audit he's under was over a year ago(July 2015). So if audits take over a year... and he's getting audited every year for 15 years... that still means he's been under audit for longer than three presidential terms. Any way you do the math, it's still the same result. For the last 15 years, he's been perpetually under audits. So my original point still stands.
Got any more weak attempts at deflection?
why can't he release his taxes under audit? Didn't the authority say that he can release his taxes even in this? This "tax return" thing is old..he said he would release his tax return when obama releases his birth certificate...
This debate was like Two thirteen year olds arguing in the UA-cam comment section
bit Harsh on 13 year olds by comparing Trump to one
Rigsby 1 lel
You're face is a 13 years old,LOL.
Gangsta of the sea Triggered 13 year old.
Sharon Aderinwale
For real though,it's scary that out of all the candidates,this two are the one America chose.
I do not envy the americans at all.
Who is this guy? I've never seen him before! He is handsome, funny and has a cool accent!
trever noah// South Africa
you remember him from stand up comedy. He is Trevor Noah.
Thanks! I have never really heard a South African accent.
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*Bred, as in (the past tense of) "breeding". Although bread is quite tasty, as I'm sure Trevor is, lol!
After trump started sniffing I fucking lost it
*SNIFF*
And yet many insist Trump won the first 30 minutes of the debate, all I remember from the first 30 minutes was Trump sniffing.
I remember Trump reciting trickle down economics over and over again.
I was certainly surprised that they gave the first 30 minutes to him.
Maybe it is the media's ongoing notion that you have to appear to treat candidates equally. They thought, "ok, we're awarding most of this debate to Hillary, so I guess in all fairness, we have to give some of the debate win to Donald." Never mind that he was completely shrill, rude, and stumbling all over himself the whole time.
But anything to avoid looking partial when one candidate absolutely blows the other away.
Trump is still the worst choice we have. Hillary in my opinion just a bit less worse.
so sad these are our candidates to represent the U.S smh.
Carlos Rodriguez vote Cthulhu 2016, why vote for a lesser evil
statistically, most people vote for the least worst candidate. it has always been that way. I think Clinton is worse.
then you don't know anything about them
Hillary really isnt that bad
Trump is by far the best comedian in the history of presidential candidates and he should apply as an apprentice in the daily show after the elections.
no, trump is the best insult comic of all time.
+San Juan Ok, thanks, let me adjust then: Trump is by far the best insult comic of all time and he should apply as an apprentice at fox news after the daily show has fired him (because he gets boring very soon).
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I don't know why "I'll invite a bag of cough drops" struck me of so funny, but it did.
I Miss Bernie 😔
Go to Vermont.
WTF America? To each his own but I'm voting for Jill Stein Green Party. The D's and the R's get an F-
***** I would have if he was still running. I miss Bernie Too.
#Stein2016 Do it for the Bern.
@MeltedPearls, Voting for Jill Stein isn't going to do a damn thing for Bernie Sanders.
Who needs sleep when Trevor uploads a video
Trump had a lot of stamina tonight. I think he bought at least 3 grams of it from his dealer yesterday...
Not a HRC fan, but the very first thing Trump did was cry on FOX News about the "Horrible Questions" that were aimed at him. GEEZE what a damn CryBaby President he would be!
LOL! Truth Trump!
Trump got 17 questions aimed at him. Hillary had....2. Also, it was mostly irrelevant shit like "you supported the Iraq war" when Shillary help start AND voted for it. Why not grill *her* on that?
Turns out you were right.
Craig Hoyer Yeah, Bigly!!
yuge damn crybaby
his response to saying he doesn't party taxes : "because I'm smart" the single stupidest thing he said the whole night
OMG you guys REALLY dont know how taxes work!!!
Please get stripped of your right to vote... PLEASE.... Or read up on stuff... because your ill informed opinion is destroying this country!!!!
Chartoise what?
The Alexander Hamilton Joke Was Perfect.
I'm pretty sure the IRS came out and said he doesn't need to wait for the audit to release his taxes
yes the person directing the debate quoted the IRS in saying that trump can release his tax returns while under audit. the two do not relate
actually yes IRS said that dummy
Trump's lawyers advise him not to, idiot
+brian jensen lmao He's lying obviously dummy
Yep, that's been the issue for weeks now. He's a dumbass.
Yes, Trevor you're coming into your own. Great job!
best bill clinton joke in years "no that was my idea"
Colbert also did the first lie joke
they had to react pretty quickly so no real surprise by that
Can't blame them. They both did their show immediately after the debate, so there was no chance they could have stolen it.
everyone has done that joke. no one can help themselves
Liberal comedians doing liberal comedy? Wut?
The stamina line from Trump tho,that shit was hilarious,10/10 best reality show of 2016.
Except that Trump was the one who seemed increasingly tired and flustered as the debate moved towards it's predictable conclusion! Hillary mopped the floor with Trump tonight!
And that is how Trump has been at EVERY debate he's been in since the primaries. Starts like he's on speed but half way through it's like he's the orange Ben Carson sleeping during the debate. His temper was clearly off all the while claiming to have the best temperament.
hillary does have low stamina, the denial is real with you liberals.
it's not about that, it's about the fact that he completely avoided to answer the question he was asked. You don't know about Hillary's stamina anyway.
kri2Xx
he answered his questions, he just was defending himself at the same time, making it seem like he avoided it even when he didn't, also when ever trump attacked hillary all she can scream was "fact check" and "buy my book."
i am LOVING that accent! could listen to trevor talk all day.
when Michelle said "we need an adult in the whitehouse" I was like, "ROASTED, DONALD!!!"
I don't really like Hilary Clinton, at all, but I have to give her legitimate props because I could not have stood on stage and kept my cool and been personable like that w that huge, sentient Cheeto yelling nonsense at me.
Sentient Cheeto! Ha ha ha ha!!
“...Would Hillary cough and destroy the world?” [2:54] I cannot believe this man just knew coronavirus 3-4 years before...
“She should’ve never shot Alexander Hamilton!”
the Duel of 1804 T-T
This show is so not biased. *eyes roll"
Keki Zeki chill
It's not always bias when you call a turd a turd.
Jaron Lindow It's one thing to think Hillary is a better candidate, it's completely different thing ignoring all her flaws as if she didn't have any. He only criticizes her mistakes as "it could cost her", not as "it's wrong because it's wrong".
It's her campaign managers job to do that.
But I guess Americans like people coming from foreign countries to scold much of the population as bigots and what not.
Self-blame is hip with kids these days.
Saying to make America great implies that someone out there is not as great, so better not do that.
obviously this show is biased... there is not such a thing like unbiased satire, at least none I know of. So what? Media is always at least slightly biased towards one side of the spectrum. I'm wondering if you would criticize Fox News as well...
Sure, she's flawed. But in Nixon vs Hitler, I pick Nixon.
1:42 that Bill Clinton voice is on point😂
Aww, his Bill Clinton sounds like most people's Michael Jackson.
Well some call him a smooth criminal...
lol pun intended
Get out.
Michael Obama?
Trevor Noah has become funny. I shall come back to watch him more.
Well done, Trevor! :)
Now he has been president for 4 years everything is messed up...
I'm from farther in the future. Just wait...
Fuck this, I'm moving to Narnia
I'm moving to middle earth
I'm going to Hogwarts!
come to live in my country 😊😄
+Zeke Anthony thanks zeke
I'm moving to the Holy Lands promised to us all by Mongo the Sky God.
I found salvation in him from a vision I had after all the cocaine I took to mask my fear of the next president. The avocado fields will stretch to the horizons.
this is the only ad i've ever fully watched
yeeeessss
Faverelli you're funnier than trevor noah 😂
Faverelli hahahahaha
Is your refrigerator running?
If so, I may just have to vote for it.
I'd like to see Trump supporters defend him here. That would be fun to watch
what if I told you that trump had more policy in the debate and he beat her ass in the first half.. then hillary beat his ass in the second half.
Maxwell S Honestly even in the first half he was repeating the same points that he made in the first question. And even then they weren't remotely related to the questions themselves
+Maxwell S I would say you are dead wrong.
***** What has Trump done other than pander to the lowest common denominator and lie every time he opens his mouth? Tax cuts and increased spending has put us in this position, and I hate to break it to you but that started with Republican presidents. Trickle down economics does not work.
***** Your comment is illogical. You are implying that Trump is held to the same standard as Hillary. He gets to lie with impunity. That kind of person is absolutely unfit to lead our country. That should be painfully obvious, but the fact it isn't makes me terrified for the future of our country.
Why Not Trump?
Better yet, Why Not Zoidberg?
Zoidberg 2016
Sir, I don't know who that is, but Dr. John Zoidberg promises free sardines for everybody when he's elected! And free medical care for all American citizens, and he's promised to put all the world's yeti's in internment camps! That is a candidate I can get behind!
Zoidberg has my vote for sure cuz as much as I hate Hillary I feel trump is just the lesser of 2 evils ZOIDBERG 2016
i was on board then i found out you didnt mean zoidberg from futurama
+billy hill That is who I meant lol
ah my bad hillarious he has my vote sir
Trump not paying his taxes is extremely reminiscent of pre-revolution France; the first estate, the top 1%, never payed any taxes; the second estate, the upper 15-20%, payed minimal to no taxes, and the third estate, the rest of the population, had to pay nearly every cent of the country's funds.
Hmmm... You got your History slightly wrong there. The Estates you were talking about used to refer to nobility, clergy and the "Third Estate", that is, all the rest. Nobility and Clergy paid zero taxes while the remaining 95% paid taxes to them.
I wouldn't say that we live in the same system, even though it's true it's way easier to find loopholes to avoid taxes if you are rich.
MrTrollaid right. I'm no expert on the matter; in fact this comment was written off of my memories from my world history 2 class. I probably should've read up on it again before commenting.
When will you learn...
When will you learn....
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!
The part where trump said "that makes me smart" triggered the fuck outta me. Its fucking disgusting how he brags about evading taxes, while regular folk slave away and have their incomes reduced
Then you don't know how it works... and it makes you dumb...
If you make a profit with a company, you are allowed to re-invest that profit and then you dont have to pay taxes over it, since investing it is beneficial to the community....
This is what he means "I'm just being smart"... And "you just being dumb" is that you don't know that and actually make yourself angry about something you simply do not get. You should lose your right to vote... Since you are ill-informed and you are a rage voter...
Nigga theres a reason why he hasnt released his tax info, it doesnt matter what the tax policy is for certain businesses he owns the fact of the matter is HE HAS EVADED PAYING HIS OWN TAXES
Cheddah C Evading is not illegal. The example I gave is tax evasion. You evade the taxes by doing something else with the money, before taxes are cashed.
Tax fraude is illegal... And that is not whats happening.
But since the majority of America is as dumb as you are... It is not wise to give your tax record... Cause all you laypeople will think hes cheating. Even tho he's conducting business the way business is conducted in the west. Believe me, he still pays a heck of a lot more tax than you. Like, maybe tenthousand fold.
And if you knew ANYTHING about taxes, you would see that federal income tax is not even a mandatory tax... It's a voluntary tax... You also, can choose not to pay it... because it is a unconstitutional tax form. It's only allowed, cause you have the choice to NOT pay it.
Do your homework! Or, if you don't feel like doing your homework, which I think is the case, since numbers make your brain go Ouch... Then stop debating the issue.
You don't know shit about taxes... And I don't blame you, because it is a very complicated concept. But why in gods name, are you debating as if you know?
Oh i didnt know not paying your taxes was illegal, from now on imma just not pay for them anymore. Thanks for letting me know. 😒🔫
+Svensk YEAH!!! CAUSE FUCK SUPPORTING THE US ARMY, POLICE FORCE, FIREMEN, AND OTHER GOVERNMENT EMPOYEES AM I RIGHT?!? Might as well shut of all traffic lights and see how things go without funding from the US government
Being under audit for 15 years is never a good thing
"I need to build a wall in my mind folks" lmaoooo
ah, I remember this, 680 years ago. #throwback
She should have never shot Alexander Hamilton! 😂
I’m watching this now while trump is president and I’m seriously wondering what we would have had
best UA-cam channel ever !!! so informative and crazy entertaining !!!
How does being audited stop him from showing his taxes?
That's not actually an excuse. In fact, that should mean he has everything on-hand and easily viewable.
Hillary is much better. "Where are your emails" "I deleted them"
Trevor rocks.!
I love Traver Noah, he is brilliant, funny, I never miss daily show.
The Monopoly comparison was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
It's July 2018 and still no tax info. 🤔
It's almost July 2019 and we still haven't seen them
Now it’s 2020. STILL no returns
she should never have shot Alexander Hamilton
Don't you wish Jon Stewart were back? This would have been gold with him.
I actually do :-(
I'll always miss him. Trevor's great. But I'll always miss Jon.
Trevor this is the funniest commentary you do yet! Love ya!
Thank you so much Mr. Trevor Noah. All I can say is that more people should get a chance to see where you come from and see for themselves. You are a great man.
Love Trevor Noah. He's so funny and real.
This debate should be on Netflix
The bit about Bill sitting between Melania and Ivanka almost had me on the floor.
I didn't really like Trevor when he first started hosting the Daily Show, but he's gotten better over time and now I love him. He's finally found a style that works for him, keep up the great work Trevor!
This was perfect
Trevor you are doing a great job man
Fkng hilarious
My respect for Obama increased 10x after this debate..
Watching this in 2020
Just WOW
Yessss Trevor
Remember when we thought Trump had no chance?
Platypus 😔
WAIT since when do we have bad airports?? I don't understand what they're supposed to look like if the Atlanta airport or LAX airports aren't nice airports? and what does that have to do with foreign policy lol
And he called China and Dubai third world countries.
wtf
I mean, I know some places in China have downright medieval technology, but overall it's still considered a modernized country (like many "third world countries" are). And Dubai is... well, it's _Dubai_. It's one of the economic and tourist centers of the world, how the hell does an "international businessman" like Trump not know this?
More tourists go to Dubai than go to Mecca, Rome, or Las Vegas.
When he picked dubai i'm like ...uhhhh that's like one of the most expensive places in the world and you can even order a helicopter to take you to the mall .....
You must not be familiar with the nicer foreign airports if you think those are good ones. La Guardia in NYC in particular is a grimy, crowded nightmare.
"Now in the interest of dramatic flair, we have also asked the audience to remain silent the entire evening, and not to laugh or applaud. Unless they hear like a super funny joke." I can't even! It's so hilarious, it's incredible! 😂😂😂
We were so naive
This guy choked on so many front's. not paying taxes, "am a smart man". Is he really a Billionaire?
self-proclaimed millionaire, but one who doesn't show his taxes
he probably has less than a milli
well he started with daddy's 14,000,000
IMO, it's a matter of public record that he owns a few different skyscrapers that are worth over a billion dollars each. There is no way possible that he is not a billionaire.
Spent 50 million of his own money on the primaries and general election combined.
Trump sounded like a little kid tonight. Nice showing by Hillary
Trevor your AWESOME!! Keep it up!!
My favorite part is when Trump said 'bigly'.
Big league
Not the part where he claimed to have the best temperament after pretty much losing his cool?
+Julian Birch oh yeah, that was a treat
no matter who wins....we all lose
Where is Stewart?
You haven't seen this show in a while...
probably having a good time watching the show rather than being on it.
we hv Trevor Now,,,
Question Noah, how can you keep a straight face while saying this, I'm cracking up this is some funny shit lol lol lol lol
Wesley Snipes needs to talk to Donald about how not to pay taxes and not go to jail.