Breaking News...?: The allies GOA AKA General of the Army has been auto-kicked for multi-TK and their top scoreboard squad "Delta Fork" has been severely affected by VAC and are now being called in for court against the Terms of Service & Policies.
Mad respect for getting jackfrags to be a part of this video! Wouldn’t be a proper battlefield 2042 news update without him! Also liked how his face was covered lol
@@marten3675 yeah I’m aware, just thought the whole concept of him showing up on the battlefield with a mask like that to report on the news was kinda funny
When the actual year 2042 happens, I hope the weather apocalypse doesnt actually happen like we see in the game. Also, I cant believe Jackfrags lend his voice here!
I've never played this series of games. But this is right on the nose of games and the satire is incredible. I haven't had a good giggle from a game on UA-cam for a while. That match of the day music with loading screen, I was perfection. Long may you continue with your work here. I'm signing up to support yourself it was that good.
other games: REALISTIC or Fantasy but interesting Battlefield: JUMPS OUT OF A FUCKING F-35 and shoots down another jet with a rpg and then gets back into the F-35 and blasts away
Penalties AGAIN!
Are you using some sort of hoi4 exploit in order to comment on every single YT channel I watch?
Why are you suddenly everywhere now
@@lordhades8515 the internet is my city
@@lordhades8515 He's doing the: LARP as Iron Armenian Achievement.
@@FeedbackGaming wow you have responded… if the internet is your city then that makes me your citizen. Praise the almighty omnipresent one
Ah yes, the legendary battlefield news correspondent, Jack "JackFrags" McFrag
Yes jack drags mcfrag
Rip to jackfrags he died from reporting what a true brave reporter you would be missed jack.
Jack died from a frag
Pfft jack capped whole team
“…and you’ll never guess what it’s about, unless you guessed oil.” 🤣
If it’s America it’s oil
Perdiction of the future war for resources
@@dawncrook-richards4942 And if it’s Russia, your country.
I am really excited for the battlefield 2042 parodies Squire is going to do
We've got some really brilliant things planned, we're just waiting for a bit more information to come out.
@@SquireComedy thank you fair chap
@@SquireComedy parodies... you do hard hitting accurate historical content don't you?
@@SquireComedy "right, you see that tank over there? Drive this quad bike covered in C4 into it".
@@ChewyChampion236 “Trust me, it will blow anything in it’s vicinity to pieces! What, safety? No time for that! It’s almost tea time!”
This channel is the best for sponsorships, the quality is off the charts
Thanks for that mate, means a lot!
Remember when all of this used to be cardboard boxes.... Ah good times
Guess he turned on high grafics
I remember when "Those Magnificent Men in those Flying Machines" was the outro song
*lights pipe and takes a slow, deep drag*
Yup, good times
@@krystianhinz4575 Yeees~ Those were the good old time.
@@krystianhinz4575 Barely
It wasn't even that long ago or was it? Idk
After five years of no Battlefield Friends, I needed this.
Need to get Neebs in something one day!
@@SquireComedy I would watch that many, many, MANY times!
Battlefield Friends is coming back!
Episode came out a few days ago
Breaking News...?: The allies GOA AKA General of the Army has been auto-kicked for multi-TK and their top scoreboard squad "Delta Fork" has been severely affected by VAC and are now being called in for court against the Terms of Service & Policies.
These sponsor segments are amazing, keep up the great work!
What'll happen next time? That's two very similar men who've gone into that house and not come out.
Mad respect for getting jackfrags to be a part of this video! Wouldn’t be a proper battlefield 2042 news update without him! Also liked how his face was covered lol
You know that not Jack but the guy of Squire with a mask, right? :)
@@marten3675 yeah I’m aware, just thought the whole concept of him showing up on the battlefield with a mask like that to report on the news was kinda funny
The jack frags joke lol also I’ve only started not skipping the war path adds because of your Cameo
LMAO, "looks hi found the american forces" Reminds me something that happend in iraq and something with a heli to do.
@@thespectator2976 I just read about that incident like 2-3 weeks ago 🙃
A jolly old day watching squire
Indeed!
Your welcome good sir, NOW HANS get the panzerfaust
Sounds like we may need to wear wing suits on the regular in the future
True, but that was always part of the plan.
When the actual year 2042 happens, I hope the weather apocalypse doesnt actually happen like we see in the game. Also, I cant believe Jackfrags lend his voice here!
Well, it will probably happen. A lot of the events are kind of happening these days
@@icantthinkausername1136 yeah global warming leaves a lot of damage including: severe weather conditions and so much more
I will be really desapointed. I was really wanting to play BF 2042 in real life.
The budget only covered the news, not the tissues
“Oh yes I love visiting Wake Island!”
Doing quite a bit of nothing right now- perfect time for this video to appear!
Ah, perfect timing. Got tea?
@@SquireComedy you bet I do!
that attempt at an afrikaans accent was bloody brilliant
Squire's BF2042 video(s) is the Campaign story we could have gotten.
2:55 excuse of the century. Next time I get pulled over, “I was just trying something cool officer”
I'll be nearly 70 in 2042. If we make it that long...
Not sure you'll be able to swim well enough by that point.
Same here. Then again I'm in the US and our life expectancy has been trending down for the past few years.
@@danmorgan3685 good thing we don’t live in the 1800’s, they had an life expectancy of 30 or some shit
Quit bitchin, hell I'll be 80 and hopefully not crappin my pants while watchin Squire. "Ohahaha Oh that was funny! Aw hell I shit my pants...."
@@SquireComedy I doubt we will even exist as a society by then.
Well, Jack just got murdered on live TV......hmmmmm. I call dibs on his stuff
Get in line.
@@SquireComedy hahahahaha
Nah I'm next you can't beat an ace 23
I love how it continues in from The War thunder is too realistic video.He has a bloody nose from the bomb at the end
Bills face in the thumbnail
"get these picks"
I love it
BTW guys, you nail it with the commercials every time. Makes me want to watch them all the way through.
Jack got Fragged, all over the Place
You could say that Bill has become... a roof Korean. :-D
That was fantastic.
@@SquireComedy are u working with dice? :)
Oh my god they got jackfrags !
1:10 o thats where the giant plug is for
"oh, it's blown up" like so many prior
*Bill sees stain on the carpet* nah I am not going to die
Hmmm, maybe Jackfrags with a hood over the head would make for a great video.
Anyway, just a normal days in the Battlefield news.
Squire should bring back the "Gameplay" videos. I really miss them.
We want a full fighter pilot interview hahaha. That was so funny! This video was great!
When you watch the video twice just to read on the bottom titels:
"unnecesary" tank parachute drop on highway cause intese traffic.
Well that Jack Mcfrags definitely sounds familiar!
The sketch at the end was as excellent as the skit. Bravo!
1:08 Bruh the news at the bottom 💀💀💀😂😂😂
I've never played this series of games. But this is right on the nose of games and the satire is incredible. I haven't had a good giggle from a game on UA-cam for a while. That match of the day music with loading screen, I was perfection. Long may you continue with your work here. I'm signing up to support yourself it was that good.
„Don‘t worry, this is just how it works out some times.“
other games: REALISTIC or Fantasy but interesting
Battlefield: JUMPS OUT OF A FUCKING F-35 and shoots down another jet with a rpg and then gets back into the F-35 and blasts away
Where is GLA when you need it? Still looking for shoes probably...
Who remembers when squire didn’t do skits but best planes in war thunder 😂 but I can say I do like the change
There's more plane based skits to come, don't worry.
And thanks mate
Don't think I didn't hear JackFrags.
Brilliant video. The jolly tone makes me think of the quiz broadcast. From Mitchell and Webb
As a loyal subject of your squidonian empire I simply must suggest you play the Sunderland mark five flying boat.
All jokes aside. These two should have a TV show or something
The promotions are so good.😂😂
Who gnna stop the squire killer
Well, like an afternoon in December, this got dark pretty quick.
Kayvan Bechnir on the Exodus: Why did I leave *him* in charge.
JackFrags cameo was great lol
No way!!! You actually got Jack McFrag in this video!! Honestly I thought his name was Jack Fraggington.
Brilliant work good sir you have served our great nation well
We don't have a nation anymore. #wearenopatsorsomething
0:45 omg it's JackFrags XD
This is so great hope they get you guys to voice over DLC’s
‘20 years ago when we had food’, have you not seen the shop shelves recently??
1:15 Nice to see The James web space telescope is finally getting launched
2:20 Category 6 tornado 😂😂😂😂 I thought the max was an EF5 tornado
Can't wait for the battlefield portal take.
This video speaks to me. I, too, sit sans trousers in the garden and hallucinate news broadcasts.
One of the few channels where watching the sponsorships is a part of the experience
I want Squire to make a feature length ww2 film lol
Just find us a producer. We don't need a budget.
@@SquireComedy keep to tradition and keep all the guns made of cardboard
"It's not even Pedigree"
That one had me in tears.
This is so comforting to see the future.
The last time I was this early you could reliably pre-order battlefield
"Our specialist undercover agent Jack McFrag"
hahahahahahaahahhahahahaha
Squire is the only youtuber I know that actually makes sponsorship interesting to see
I just love the random jackfrags part
0:44 is that jack frags?
2:23 boi there’s no category 6 tornado is EF 0 to 5
Remember that one game before this one. I think I forgot the name.
two-and-a-half minutes of advert? Blimey.
Only had to be 60 seconds, but we'd rather give it some story.
Ngl, I thought it was pretty funny
when i hear that voice i though....
Is that...
Jackfrags?
God, where would the world be without Squire&Bill 🥰
"America has declared war on the uninhabited continent"
This is an underrated sentence
Love hearing Jack Frags voice lol
No way this was only posted 2 weeks ago. It feels like its been a month
“Whoever’s left cup” classic
OH MY GOD, JACKFRAGS!?!??!!?
I like the cameo of JackFrags
Brilliant work, my good sir!
Thanks awfully, old chap.
Can’t wait to see Squires make his own portal server
Next we need the best cameraman Stodehv
Breaking News: A Spitfire has now been shot down over North Africa by an RPG!! Unknown player claims first WW2 plane kill by rocket
That specialisist war correspondent Jack McFrag sounds familiar
Damm the dogtag killer sure is prolific
You should name these end sketches to The Dessert section or something like that :)
Imagine the squire parodies from Battlefield portal
Government: exists
The fate of the world: let's live on the sun we WILL have better luck.
Squire and JackFrags?! Am I dreaming!
These guys are gonna have field day with portal
These videos are getting better every time i Respect your effort mate keep it up!
In other news a portal has opened up and now its sheer hopefully awesome chaos
I'm going to have to watch this again, and pay attention to everything happening in the background
Got to liberate that oil in Antarctic lol
Just saw the warpath add you gents Star in. Riveting performances I must say.
hmm that undercover reported sounds familiar XD
Jackfrags
cant believe you actually got jackfrags ona video. good job matey loving the content as always
Wait, did I just hear JackFrags voice