We were going to recreate the final stand scene from Ryan in this video, but couldn't quite book a real Tiger tank on this occasion. We felt it'd be a cheap cop out to do it without a real one. What would you have us do? Badly tart up a T34 to look like one? I think not. No way! Anyway, cheers to War Thunder for sponsoring this, go play it: playwt.link/squire
I lost it when the "Scope" of the Kar98 fell off, followed by the Sniper using the iron sights but the camera of his pov still looking through a scope xD
i mean hes an ace sniper from the sniper school at zossen. if anyone would use iron sights he could. anyway they needed the cardboard for the war effort to make boots out of.
@Falkriim "This is 100% accurat! Private Ivan was based on a real Soviet soldier during World War Two. (But the bit about the potatoes is silly. I prefer cheese)" - Rattus
"traitors dont get potatos.." holy shit im now desperate to engineer a situation in my humdrum life where i can use this beautiful expression.. :-) awesome guys, thankyou for the smile
7:08 "Im gonna show you where that sniper is," *stands up and gets headshotted* "Ugh.... did anyone see where that came from?!?" i busted out laughing when i saw that
i knew i had to watch this from the second i read the title. the amount of quality, love, effort, and production value you put into your videos never gets old.
Yeah, and what's all this about sending potatoes to his mother? The only mother he needs is mother Russia! And in that case you'd be sending mother Russia her own potatoes. Completely pointless!
As the 'ol saying goes: "my address is no house nor street, my address is the USSR" A depressive saying, about how life in the ussr was so dull it didnt matter where you lived, you were still gray matter, state property.
I like the green tracers due to the barium at 1:10 means he is getting shot at by other Russians lol. I also like that you guys just kept your accents, just like all the British soldiers who fought for the Soviets in Enemy at the Gates.
@@random_dog-jf5ud it was pretty obvious. If there is anything that is Soviet, you know that it’ll involve an officer shooting one (or several) of his own men
Now you gotta do "If Bridge on the River Kwai" was a Japanese film, and have the British PoWs go on about their ethical and humane treatment by their captors, and how happy they are to volunteer for a Asian property project.....or something.
Happy to see your idea has finally come to fruition. (I met you during Tank Fest 2023 and asked about future videos and you mentioned "Saving Private Ivan". Wished you sticked with that title but oh well!
boys you out done your selves with this one, I'm in stiches the beauty of satire with enemy at the gates and saving private Ryan is something I thought I would never see. You legends.
Much better then the prequel "boiling bombadier bryan". Worst part is they weren't even trying to boil him, just spilled some tea. The bombadier's position was like a massive soup bowl. The most heroic part was the pilots who took special care not to spill a drop.
This video kinda reminds me an idea I had with my chumps while chilling - A "Saving Private Ivan" movie that would be about a squad of prisoners recruited by the Wagner's group that would get their parole from their sentences in prison by doing a special mission. And the mission would be for them to go behind the enemy line to find titular Private Ivan which they would have to smash his head with a hammer for desertion :P
Script & Plot to Soviet version of Saving Private Ryan: Opens on Scene of Stalin smoking his pipe, saying, "When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten million, it is a statistic. I'm not wasting ten soldiers of the People to get back one individual." Scene Irises Out The End
I have not laughed this hard at a UA-cam clip all year. I most certainly expected nothing less from Squire. Always putting out the best material. So well done.
9:06 nice Easter egg that shows four men walking even though one was shot in the earlier scene. Saving private Ryan actually made that mistake where a scene with Caparzo walking in the group made it into the Final Cut despite him being killed earlier in the film. I think this was possibly a hint to that continuity error in the film?
its kinda ironic seeing you guys do a war thunder sponsorship of all things...considering like half of your sketches are about war thunder in the first place! Heck this whole channel basically carried War thunder's publicity on UA-cam! The "Most Expensive War thunder video" comes to mind! I do hope they pay you well...XD, They kinda owe it to you guys!
YESSSS ANOTHER ONEEEEE. Told my Military history teacher about these after he bashed Upham for being the most pointless character EVER. LOVE THESE THANK YOU SO MUCH SQUIRE
@@moxie_ST very tempting, bro, i'd love to. Sometimes I really cosplaing bear, especially, when I really drunk. And I have very beautiful ballet dress. It remains only to revive USSR, to make movie really sovietic. For motherland, for communism, for workers of the world. If our fate will be favourable, i'll be glad to see you. 👋😺
@@ЛордТьмы-т3ы yes comrad, one day destiny will bring us together, and it will be glorious, votka will flow and songs will be loud 📢🔊 And at the end we will dance like two drunk 🐻's ps- I am looking forward that 🤟😉
It's rare that I sit through a whole-ass ad because they're so entertaining. Different topic that War Thunder is exactly what led me to you in the first place. Well done Squire, onward and upward!
я удивлен что они не дали 1 винтовку на троих,так еще и ППШ у кого-то был. Это видео о том чтобы было если бы Спасти рядового Райана трахнул фильм враг у ворот.
We were going to recreate the final stand scene from Ryan in this video, but couldn't quite book a real Tiger tank on this occasion. We felt it'd be a cheap cop out to do it without a real one. What would you have us do? Badly tart up a T34 to look like one? I think not. No way! Anyway, cheers to War Thunder for sponsoring this, go play it: playwt.link/squire
T34 Would be lovely
this would be a bad joke on any other channel, but with your history of working with bovington its a reasonable excuse😂
Why did you use the cardboard scopes in this video
@@Mr_Max103oh no
Could have made one out of cardboard
I lost it when the "Scope" of the Kar98 fell off, followed by the Sniper using the iron sights but the camera of his pov still looking through a scope xD
Yea 😂😂😂
Squire takes his continuity far more seriously than Hollywood.
Ye and that was funny that they keept that in, its funny that you don't get that :D
i mean hes an ace sniper from the sniper school at zossen. if anyone would use iron sights he could. anyway they needed the cardboard for the war effort to make boots out of.
hollywood standards of excellence!
true to real life historical events and obviously oscar material, or at least ivan award to hand out.
“Wait, they’re all Ivans?”
“Always have been.”
_Fires Tokarev_
*fires Maxim 1910/30*
Meanwhile me being named Boris
lol
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually got a train for this
Me neither
At this point, I would be surprised if they made any new Contant
the ivan express.
same here comrade
Literally tho
"Don't make eye contact it will just encourage him" lmfao
just get a flintlock pistol and you're good, works on bloodborne at least
I’m still waiting on the rat to pop up with the “this is 100% accurat” sign
Hahah! We need that.
To be fair, the report about him missing and the 3 brothers being dead already wouldn't have been made in the first place.
@Falkriim "This is 100% accurat! Private Ivan was based on a real Soviet soldier during World War Two. (But the bit about the potatoes is silly. I prefer cheese)" - Rattus
Nice crossover 👌🏻
@@SquireComedy Would a top hat wearing Chinchilla be a suitable replacement?
"traitors dont get potatos.." holy shit im now desperate to engineer a situation in my humdrum life where i can use this beautiful expression.. :-) awesome guys, thankyou for the smile
Absolutely the best line in this script.
@@SquireComedy an actual lol.. gold lads .tah
@@diquadhumungersaur492 Yukon gold... potatoes! You could say, but, I won't.
That, is for you.
Lines like this are best used without any context among people that know you casually.
If you live in the US you can say that to all the MAGA you come across.
7:39 Ah, good to see the tradition of Squire Scopes hasn't been lost to time.
Time and love went into bending that cardboard into shape.
@@SquireComedy Toilet paper rolls?
"Traitors don't get potatoes" might work its way into some work calls and emails. Great video as always.
Is potato
The fact that "Ivan" is pronounced completely wrong for an entire video only makes it funnier.
Especially when it would have sounded just like "even" for the joke lmfao
who cares.
@@thecursed01 I care.
@@ya-drug But who cares that you care?
@@McNab1986 Me, myself and I.
7:08 "Im gonna show you where that sniper is," *stands up and gets headshotted* "Ugh.... did anyone see where that came from?!?" i busted out laughing when i saw that
It's less meta than pulling out a script and reading it aloud.
i knew i had to watch this from the second i read the title.
the amount of quality, love, effort, and production value you put into your videos never gets old.
Thanks for that! Jolly kind.
I agree this one is totally jokes.
@@SquireComedysame
@@SquireComedy can you do if a bridge too far but from the German perspective
No need to "rescue" Ivan, he's already home, in his homeland.
Ivangorod?
Yeah, and what's all this about sending potatoes to his mother? The only mother he needs is mother Russia! And in that case you'd be sending mother Russia her own potatoes. Completely pointless!
Motherland*
As the 'ol saying goes: "my address is no house nor street, my address is the USSR"
A depressive saying, about how life in the ussr was so dull it didnt matter where you lived, you were still gray matter, state property.
Comrade commisar Squire and bill really should be movie directors.
We already have tonns of crap like EaG or T-34, thx
"Colonel Yankhisarmoff" - cuts to 1:20...1st Class...🤣
Can’t believe bovington didn’t hook you up with their tiger lol
11:20 the use of Company of Heroes 2's music was fantastic🫡
Glad somebody picked up on it! :)
Was very nice to hear some coh2.
ура!
@SquireComedy getting a response from the man himself is the most amazing feeling, I appreciate it, Ivan.
On the subject of music it is nice to hear COD 2 comrade sniper victory at 7:03
@sargesacker2599 "Well, looks like our numbers didn't come up, Vasilli. Not yet, anyways"
Soundtrack from Call of Duty 1, Company of Heroes 2 and Enemy at the Gates. Ahh man of culture
This guy is more harder to find then the Romanovs I laughed at that part honestly
Hack reference. 25 years late. What is even happening here?idk
"Do you know how to shoot, Comrade Sheitzev?"
'A shittle."
I like the green tracers due to the barium at 1:10 means he is getting shot at by other Russians lol. I also like that you guys just kept your accents, just like all the British soldiers who fought for the Soviets in Enemy at the Gates.
Shame about Mama Ivan not getting her 4 bags of potatoes.
4???? looks more like shell be getting 30+!
she raised a traitor. she got sent to glorious gulag
Traitors don't get potaters
Potato is for weaklings, real ruzzian eat frozen turnip straight from the ground. 😂
No, she received none. They had to shoot her, too. She's an Ivan. "Traitors don't get potatos"!
Ivan was immediately shot by his officer
thx for spoiling it
@@random_dog-jf5ud it was pretty obvious. If there is anything that is Soviet, you know that it’ll involve an officer shooting one (or several) of his own men
@@larryalvares1369 but why give away the punchline ?
@@random_dog-jf5udthat’s literally the same punchline used in a good chunk of Western films about the Soviets in WW2
colonal ivan ivanov ivanovich promptly shot him for delinquency
Now you gotta do "If Bridge on the River Kwai" was a Japanese film, and have the British PoWs go on about their ethical and humane treatment by their captors, and how happy they are to volunteer for a Asian property project.....or something.
Happy to see your idea has finally come to fruition. (I met you during Tank Fest 2023 and asked about future videos and you mentioned "Saving Private Ivan". Wished you sticked with that title but oh well!
That's by far the most realistic war film about saving anyone, ever made.
"Shut up you're going to give our posit.Proceeds to empty a drum.💀
The Ivan puns are great.
boys you out done your selves with this one, I'm in stiches the beauty of satire with enemy at the gates and saving private Ryan is something I thought I would never see. You legends.
The compensatory bag of potatoes for a families sacrifice reference was spot on. You know they also do sack of onions, too.
more like Enemy at the Ivangrad
Maybe one day, " saving private Jaques" ?
Jaques wouldn't be hard to find
Left behind during the retreat
that would be a very short movie.
Well that stipulates that France actually fought in the war, not just got trampled and awarded participation medal in the end.
@@RIlianP They did, and did pretty well.. for half a year. Shame for the soldiers that their leadership was incompetent/defeatist
"Getsarmov". Outstanding!
I have a great friend named Ivan.
And I also have an obligation to do my duty. Good soldiers follow orders!
Had* a great friend
Good Officers command without doubt.
Oh gosh...I just realised I've also friend named Ivan but I don't know how's he doing since 4 months ago.
Much better then the prequel "boiling bombadier bryan".
Worst part is they weren't even trying to boil him, just spilled some tea. The bombadier's position was like a massive soup bowl. The most heroic part was the pilots who took special care not to spill a drop.
Love the late war production K98 optic. Wartime production sure took a nosedive.
Love the return of the cardboard scope gag
rest in peace ivan, ivan, and ivan
"traitors don't get potato's, good catch" - love it, whole video is great !
This video kinda reminds me an idea I had with my chumps while chilling - A "Saving Private Ivan" movie that would be about a squad of prisoners recruited by the Wagner's group that would get their parole from their sentences in prison by doing a special mission. And the mission would be for them to go behind the enemy line to find titular Private Ivan which they would have to smash his head with a hammer for desertion :P
kek
Script & Plot to Soviet version of Saving Private Ryan:
Opens on Scene of Stalin smoking his pipe, saying, "When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten million, it is a statistic. I'm not wasting ten soldiers of the People to get back one individual."
Scene Irises Out
The End
And also to the real-life version
Cruel but fair. Excellent production. Next episode, if Shogun was a Russian mini series.
That ain’t saving private Ryan that’s retrieving comrade Dmitry 💀
I can't wait to see you parody Masters of the Air. It's ripe for it.
Our video is less than 2 weeks away.
:)
I'm shocked Gaijin even permitted this, for obvious reasons. I'd be afraid of the Bluecaps knocking on my door 😂
I have not laughed this hard at a UA-cam clip all year. I most certainly expected nothing less from Squire. Always putting out the best material. So well done.
when ivan saved sudenly the general launching order 227
Scope falls off and the sniper is still looking through crosshairs.
Saving OUR Private Ivan
How did you afford Ron Perlman?
I know, I know. We got in touch with his agent, he happened to be in Norfolk/Suffolk the exact week we were shooting.
@@SquireComedy so whens the hellboy spoof?
it seems like the basement guy want some oscars..
These are absolutely brilliant! Well done!! Keep up the great work, guys!!!
Saving Private Ivan? Is Ivan better than Ryan or is Ivan worse than Ryan at war? 🧐
I love the Monty Python erference in the War Thunder commercial ;-)
The production value goes up every video. Amazing work!
The ONLY UA-cam channel where I actually look forward to the Ads
9:06 nice Easter egg that shows four men walking even though one was shot in the earlier scene. Saving private Ryan actually made that mistake where a scene with Caparzo walking in the group made it into the Final Cut despite him being killed earlier in the film. I think this was possibly a hint to that continuity error in the film?
Grundy feels like this is what would happen if Monty Python ever made a world war II movie.
I knew were you was going with this as soon as he said what he missing i knew he was going to hunt him down and deal with ivan
Dunno why but i imagined bill with the word "TWATSKI" on his helmet
Holy shit, I do believe I just saw some actual acting. Good show.
I find this to be counter revolutionary . In Leningrad no one gets potatoes. ...I must report this to the NKVD . My favourite strain of VD
The use of the COD 2 red army win theme is grea, i love you
the title should be from Saving Private Ryan to Shooting Private Ivan
I love how the sniper could see through the scope, even though he took it off
its kinda ironic seeing you guys do a war thunder sponsorship of all things...considering like half of your sketches are about war thunder in the first place!
Heck this whole channel basically carried War thunder's publicity on UA-cam! The "Most Expensive War thunder video" comes to mind!
I do hope they pay you well...XD, They kinda owe it to you guys!
YESSSS ANOTHER ONEEEEE. Told my Military history teacher about these after he bashed Upham for being the most pointless character EVER. LOVE THESE THANK YOU SO MUCH SQUIRE
Yeees, good man!
*Blocking detachment want to know your location, comrade*
Just wanna say that I still and always will adore the sociopathic medic gag
They are still shooting themselves in the foot to this day.
i wasn't expecting the twist, but i loved it, wonderful job that was incredible
They sacrificed their lives for Comrade Joseph Ivan.
"Traitors don't taters" is definitely my new favorite quote
5:06 - I haven't looked this up,
but I think "whorethunder" might be a very different,
all be it equally exciting, game.
The best video you chaps have done so far - very well done!
no tiger 131 ? I thought you had a year-round subscription to use it
This took the mick out of Saving Private Ryan and Enemy at the Gates............... I BLOOMING LOVE IT!!!!!
They managed to not kill a single German in the howl video
So basically Enemy at the gates is just the soviet version of Saving private ryan
Making use of those Soviet uniforms before they're reused for mobiki? Now THATS squire-ing.
The greatest sniper of all time, credited with over seven hundred kills, nearly 10% of them enemy troops.
I still swear you have to be Rowan Atkinson's son!
Another hilarious short, cleverly written that had me chuckling the whole time! Great show lad!
You know the scenes in black and white were quite cinematic and well done. Nice one chaps.
No vodka, no balalaika, no dancing bears, no big theater ballerines. Is it really russian movie?
It is Soviet one comrad , and on budget to 😁
But if you want to cosplay as Soviet bear next time (for free off course), you are welcome comrad ❤🎉
@@moxie_ST very tempting, bro, i'd love to. Sometimes I really cosplaing bear, especially, when I really drunk. And I have very beautiful ballet dress. It remains only to revive USSR, to make movie really sovietic. For motherland, for communism, for workers of the world. If our fate will be favourable, i'll be glad to see you. 👋😺
@@ЛордТьмы-т3ы yes comrad, one day destiny will bring us together, and it will be glorious, votka will flow and songs will be loud 📢🔊
And at the end we will dance like two drunk 🐻's
ps- I am looking forward that 🤟😉
It's rare that I sit through a whole-ass ad because they're so entertaining. Different topic that War Thunder is exactly what led me to you in the first place.
Well done Squire, onward and upward!
nowadays its leaving private ivan
Those Ivan puns hit harder than a chorus from Stalin’s bagpipes.
Still more historically accurate than Saving Private Ryan or Enemies at the Gate. 😂
Maybe for a victim of Holywood's chauvinistic imperial propaganda and American education system.
Another great job guys!
Right down to the old guy sniper looking like Ed Harris! The card board scope brought back the memories as well😅
You should do if Fury was a Soviet war film.
I see your craft is coming along nicely! Well done.
The opposite of an I am Spartacus moment.
Holycanoly, the Ivan bit towards the end nearly sucked all of the air out of my lungs 😂
The Russian embassy isn't gonna like this.
They won’t care cause they make their own comedy sketch of American movies.
That cardboard scope makes me nostalgic for the old days when you used crappy home made cardboard gun props 😂
я удивлен что они не дали 1 винтовку на троих,так еще и ППШ у кого-то был. Это видео о том чтобы было если бы Спасти рядового Райана трахнул фильм враг у ворот.
Your videos are really, really cool.
Thank you!
12:05 hacksaw ridge reference? 🤔
I can tell maximum effort went into this..
Subbed.
0:34
Accurate reaction to the first time seeing a woman
Bro really said: 🤢🤢🤢