The fact this man even did Hitler's hand-problem is just amazing detail! why does this channel still not at a million subscribers?! I mean it's so satisfying to hear his British accent
Truly realistic war simulation would suspend your playing license permanently, if you are killed in the game, and possibly for a shorter time, if you are only wounded or shell shocked. I wonder if that would make successful game though ;-)
'Experimental tank design "Penetrator approved for use"' Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssss Those Frenchmen will have quite a nasty shock when HESH shells from a plastic swimming tank come raining down on them
"The Archer in you" ... hm! [ And yes, i do know your channel... And Arrogance, aswell as dismissal of historic facts when it pleases you. So, a "Archer", Uh? ]
3:05 Little tip for dating footage: If the glass dome of the Reichstags-building has a square base then the footage is real old, if it is circular in nature the footage is modern.
"I've never seen night time, but I imagine if I did there would be some mysterious force inexplicably firing flares over the battlefield for some reason."
Is the fairey swordfish the most powerful thing in the game? No. Then it can’t be at all realistic (plus there’s no pub camouflage for the Churchill gun carrier.)
@YourPalMoJo I was going to compliment them. They even go so far as to give an extra clue by having Krautman in hat & trench coat ala Inspector Clouseau. So at least two of us got their tip of the hat.
If the world runs out of tea, I have a plan. Go to DriveTanks, pick up a Sherman. Take over a small country, become king, use my army of surfs to cultivate tea on an industrial level.
I really gotta give props to the camera work. The shakiness and quick zooming really adds a sense of realism that these footages are taken by rookie players using camera phones.
BREAKING NEWS: Squire uploads twice this month so far.
More to follow.
Amazing
Hanz call the Panzer!
yooo
Whoa
Interesting.
"All the world's prominent militaries- and France-"
Ouch.
Nobody expects a video without a single bash to the French within the first 30 seconds.
@@SquireComedy the french have quite a history receiving fast delivered bashes, haven't they
@Alexander Huang
FCM.36 GO *BAGUETEBAGUETEEBAGUETTEEE*
@@SquireComedy haha yes comrade
they are lucky the Germans ain’t invading france
The fact this man even did Hitler's hand-problem is just amazing detail!
why does this channel still not at a million subscribers?! I mean it's so satisfying to hear his British accent
That was Dr Strangelove! Awesome job Bill!
He went through a phase when he stopped covering WT a lot but UA-cam didn't recommend his channel widely enough I guess for other audiences
It was spoofing Dr. Strangelove I think.
ua-cam.com/video/mzddAYYDZkk/v-deo.html
Stay home > join the army > invade france
Me: *Don't mind if I do*
As every good man would do
as is tradition
Where do I sign?
Fuck here we go again...
Yes we shall invade france for the Queen
I laughed so much at Nigel von Krautman that I started drooling... "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
(;nuclea rpbliteration)
I was thinking the same thing that part was amazing
“Upbeat orchestra music”
@@Glostermeteorf3 *Vera lynn “we’ll meet again plays*
His Boris Johnson impression is just too good, I can't take it anymore.
I looked like an absolute mess. Sweaty, exhausted and in no state to be in front a camera. In short, the perfect Boris performance.
@@SquireComedy Very accurate performance there. You outdid yourself.
Great Supine Invertebrate Protoplasmic Jellies!
Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations
The Kuban Missile Crisis. Haha nice.
"Shot in the face by a high velocity round from an Abrams" rendered unconscious
War Thunder is way to realistic. Every time I play it, something ends up breaking in real life
And that thing is either my desktop, my pc, my wall or my hand
Or, most commonly, my nerves and my heart
@@themodernwarfarehistorian825 last time it was my will to live
Truly realistic war simulation would suspend your playing license permanently, if you are killed in the game, and possibly for a shorter time, if you are only wounded or shell shocked. I wonder if that would make successful game though ;-)
@@arthurbousquet6838 Ah yes, also that
What are you doing here brother, WE MUST DESTROY THE MPLA!
"Make sure that you are 2 meters away from any bombs"
Gee thanks Nigel I have never thought of doing that before
'Experimental tank design "Penetrator approved for use"'
Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
Those Frenchmen will have quite a nasty shock when HESH shells from a plastic swimming tank come raining down on them
In-bloody-deed. Glad you picked up on that, chap.
All while being carbon neutral!
Thank god, I thought I was the only person who saw that
Don't forget the free gym membership for the loader.
And the kettle for warming the crew as they combat the Atlantic chop.
The archer in me recognises the bow glove used by Nigel Von Krautman at 2:05.
"The Archer in you" ... hm! [ And yes, i do know your channel... And Arrogance, aswell as dismissal of historic facts when it pleases you. So, a "Archer", Uh? ]
T-95 is fighting leopards: Squire is War Thunder too realistic
I get all my tank knowledge from World of Tanks.
@@SquireComedy I get all of my history knowledge from bf1
Obj-120 yeetin' TigerII into hangar from 3km away
@@nounoursvert8448 my friend shot a tiger II in the hull with an object 120 apfsds and it bounced lol
Tigers fighting centurions
"the Kuban missile crisis" God dammit that one killed me lmao
Ikr
"All the world's prominent militaries and France"
Just for that i gave a like
Poor france
F in the chat for poor france.
good
@@adankmeme651 F
"We're going to like... need a bigger boat." I see what you did there, perfect Surfshark ad!
''I am afraid that there are no nukes in War Thunder''
Laughs in 25 kills
Eh, it's a JPEG anyway, no need to slobber over that fact.
@@kaiserepsilon4011 its not a jpeg anymore
nukes now
If world war 3 happens the world super powers would probably not use nukes in the war
@@Ricklet0ons and then there is North Korea...
"Jungle unfit for tank warfare"
Damn Rainforests, only good thing they had left was traversing churchills
Switzerland: "once again boys, the money comes rolling in."
Lost it at Nigel Johnson with that mop on his head.
Hahah!
Unvote Nigel Johson
I bet Mogz and his family voted him in
3:05 Little tip for dating footage: If the glass dome of the Reichstags-building has a square base then the footage is real old, if it is circular in nature the footage is modern.
Last time I was this early, Porsche still made tanks
Last time I was this early, Pepsi still had a fleet
Last time I was this early, Hitler still had two nutsacks
@@acyllia5311 he always had two
@@yarnickgoovaerts hehehe... No.
@@Guy.WhoAsked yes
I laughed too damn hard at Nigel Von Krauptman resisting his ancestral urges
Jolly good giggle chaps, and the best "Paid Promotion" I've seen on YT to date.
Thanks, old boy. Glad you enjoyed the show!
Isn't it, though?
@@MaeBee Standard
@@nicorossvergara4064 Isn't it
Have you seen an Internet historian Ad?
"AMERICA WILL LIBERTATE YOUR COUNTRY!"
That Armstrong and Miller-style ad was like the best, isn't it
Isn't it though.
@@SquireComedy Random
@@SquireComedy Standard.
fo' sho'
This was a good skit, definitely captured it well.
"I've never seen night time, but I imagine if I did there would be some mysterious force inexplicably firing flares over the battlefield for some reason."
The Penetrator MBT has been approved, let's go lads!
Designed by experts.
@@SquireComedy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HEhhehehe.
"All the world's prominent militaries and - France" I died 😆
Is the fairey swordfish the most powerful thing in the game? No. Then it can’t be at all realistic (plus there’s no pub camouflage for the Churchill gun carrier.)
Sunk the Bismarck = War winning weapon of mass destruction.
@@SquireComedy I’ll take a fairey swordfish over whatever fancy jet fighter any day!
Pub camo isn't a thing that was a decoration
@@SquireComedy rumor has it at least 15 fairey swordfishes are on stand by 247 in case of a nuclear attack
Next up: If russian bias was historically accurate
Russian bias is always historically accurate
@@jrt7357 seems like it
“It’s war, yes war and all the worlds prominent militaries and France have launched attacks on each other” 😅😅
Snygg profilbild
@@Martaswe tack så mycket
Oh fan flygvapnet
Not even the Legion can't save it
@@luichinplaystation610 haha
"All the world's prominent militaries- and France-"
Didn't you forget Italy?
The Italian military is fearsome thing. Thus by smashing them to pieces in North Africa, we can say that the British military is second to none.
@@SquireComedy how did they deal with those Italian lunchboxes? I think they go by the lines of something like R3 T20 or something like that.
@@etlef4724 nah, they just waited for the R3's to run into some object while trying to penetrate a heavy tank and then killed them
Yooo my man is mad
would you really call it a military?
I find it so incredible that you're still finding relevant comedy in WT. The Armstrong and Miller pilots at the end are spiffing!
Maybe I’d watch the news if squire told it.
Ah yes. That's what the people need, British propaganda.
@@SquireComedy Better than that Russia bias
@@SquireComedy i would even make alarm for the time squire news coms up m8
Squire don’t you mean archival footage
Your not missing anything you need to know.
Thought he was gonna crack out the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrowllllantysiliogogogoch in the weather 1:22
Squire: Is War Thunder too realistic?
Spookston: Never!
Love that guy
@CORNELIOUS NELSON im assuming you're not serious 😂
@CORNELIOUS NELSON then your gay then
@CORNELIOUS NELSON atleast he has a girlfriend this youtuber seems gay as fuck
"is war thunder too realistic?"
Also war thunder: China, japan,britain, russia, sweden vs US, france, germany in "realistic battles"
I wonder how many people here get the Dr. Strangelove reference. Peter Sellers is so iconic.
@YourPalMoJo I was going to compliment them. They even go so far as to give an extra clue by having Krautman in hat & trench coat ala Inspector Clouseau.
So at least two of us got their tip of the hat.
@@pauld6967 😁
I got it the doctor with the habit of doing the heil on inpulse
All that was missing was a dramatic, "Mein Füher! I can valk!"
Anyone who can operate google 😂 go boomer
"I think we are like going to need a bigger boat... or some shit."
*random*
I’m so early my tea hasn’t even heated up yet
Get the kettle on, damnit!
@@SquireComedy I’m afraid your to late my sir as I have drank the tea with some scrumptious biscuits already!
@@agrya3840 Ginger biscuit?
@@agrya3840 answer. the. question.
@@owlwithagun8249 ah yes it is ginger buiscuits
‘All the world most prevalent militaries... and France’😂
2:10 Has Berlin ever not been in ruins? Also, did Berlin ever seen night-time? Nobody really knows...
I love how it shows everyone's MBTs but Germany gets a Maus. 😂
This has been a broadcast by the BBC (Bias Broadcasting Company), stayed tuned for a new ground breaking documentary by Dan Robinson Mcsnow.
"Stay safe out there, Nigel"
I then died of a brain hemorrhage.
Imagine if War Thunder sent desktop notifications when your Premium account expires
Don't give them ideas.... Please
They call you irl
@@thegoodaussie1968 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
They won't call you, a BTR-60 pulls up at your house and you pull out your credit card.... Or else
*Spling* your trial has expired
4:47 I’m glad to have watched this channel long enough to understand the joke on the newsreel
The scrolling headlines across the bottom of the screen is amazing
Took me a while, so I'm glad you enjoyed them!
“What’s that beeping noise? Cut to an advertisement!”
I just love Nigel being everywhere
Nigel Johnson
3:00 Deutsche Bahn: *confused delay announcements*
Ah yes, when i use my 1930s tank vs 70s Italian "tanks"
"All the worlds prominent militaries, and france" 🤣🤣🤣
3:24 “Queues to battlefield long, as PL is at 25%”
When I can't understand your extremely british pronunciation, I just go to the comment section to read literally every phrase from the video
You are officially the first youtubers who actually didn’t make me skip past the sponsor bit. Funny shit y’all.
I loved the Dr strange love reference with Krautman
"One word; Weapons off mass destruction"
😂
This is the genuine best news broadcast I've seen in the last 2 years, it's the most realistic thing literally ever
The Boris Johnson bit was great, however you didn't make him look enough like a zombie
2:30 oh no... UA-cam dont do it !!!
3:05 ah damm they got him
I like how no one is paying attention to the designated grid zone
Not even 20 seconds in and already a joke at France, blimey that was fast.
“Pentrator approved for use” the best tank in the world is going to win the war!
2:30
I love how he is constantly trying to stop himself from doing the nazi salute
“And France”, it really be like that huh
*sees Nigel Von Krautman*
*Sees archer gloves*
Me: ah, I see you are a man of culture
that BBC transition to Squire looked LEGIT!
I cant believe i only realized now that nigel von krautman was a reference to dr. Strange love lol
fighting to keep the arm down killed me
I love this, the camera stuff looks like actual news footage
This is a masterpiece of a a satire. I’d watch this over Onion any time!
Nigel von Krautman's moustache and his struggle to keep his arm in place is too perfect.
Also "General Chester Arthur McEisenhower" is a true hero.
So accurate, especially the child soldiers and my premium ran out LOL
04:02 it's like interviewing an Ace Pilot from Ace Combat LOL
I'm getting serious Dr Strangelove vibes from that German Nigel and his hand
I REMEMBER YOU GUYS, GONNA START WATCHING AGAIN!
"All the world's prominent militaries...
And *France* ".
3:59 every grinder bomber ever
Ah yes, everyone on this news show is named, “Nigel” best news show ever.
I’ve spent this weekend suffering from food poisoning. I thought my weekend was beyond saving. Then Squire uploads. Huzzah.
hmm the actual world war 3 will happen if Squire runs out tea
If the world runs out of tea, I have a plan. Go to DriveTanks, pick up a Sherman. Take over a small country, become king, use my army of surfs to cultivate tea on an industrial level.
@@SquireComedy Lmao😂😂
on its way:)
3:38 "Nobody has a nuclear capability."
Well that aged poorly.
"Is warthunder realistic?" - guy who looks like he's being deepfaked
That boris Johnson impression cracked me up so much
Squire how goes the updated best and worst vehicles in war thunder lost coming along
I really gotta give props to the camera work. The shakiness and quick zooming really adds a sense of realism that these footages are taken by rookie players using camera phones.
"2021 won't be that bad"
2021:
This can only be described as glorious. That opening and the Boris Johnson impression was incredible! Thank you
Where's the soviet woman pilots!
Well as u can see the sun never goes down so the night witches can't fly
1:41 Experimental new vehicle 'penetrator' approved for use.
Reference
Q: is wt too realistic?
A: no
Squire: posts twice in a year
The fans: *visible confusion*
Gentlemen this is the war room! You can't fight in here!
Ah. The 'Doctor Strangelove" homage is much appreciated.
2 uploads in a month squire what’s lockdown done to you
Given me a dodgy haircut?
@@SquireComedy 😂😂 I gave myself one
"its quite WEHRmarkable"
I lost it
Amen bro I’ve gone bankrupt because I have a better planes
The headline "Small and confusing battles errupt worldwide with no clear strategy" immediately hooked me in - so accurate lol
France.... white flag joke
I'm funny give me money! All of it
Ah, you're after a writing job I see!