Every Single WW2 War Movie
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- Опубліковано 17 тра 2024
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1:52 Every WW2 Movie Ever
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Is it really that good? Need Gordon Ramsay himself in here
No COOOORN!! they tell me :)
Edited - I'm really really glad they ship directly to the UK! Big order put in. Thankyou for bringing this to my attention
Who are the other actors
the manga was better
I added some more for you:
- The Gestapo guy with glasses and a black leather coat that always takes off his gloves when he enters any building
- The German teenage soldier that holds a main character at gunpoint till he's bribed with cigarettes and chocolate bars
- The free French soldier that always shouts French profanities because the actor doesn't actually know French
- The Italian/French lady that falls in love with a main character, but the character dies and she starts crying when 2 guys in uniform look at her sadly
- The Hitler cameo. Always seems to have a high pitched, nasaly voice, despite actually having a deep voice in real life. Throws tantrums a lot.
- The SS officer that always has some kind of disability/scar
- The luftwaffe general that is always fat for some reason
To be fair, Göring kinda set the standard.
Also, why not combine the facial scar guy and the glove guy? Makes the cast smaller, and gives the audience a main focal point for their hatred.
I still would like to know when the leather longcoat entered the modern lore. What the typical GESTAPO guy was wearing was a Klepper-Mantel, rubber coated and waterproif cotton. Quite lightweight (under 1kg), cheap and rugged.
scar guy? so basically otto skorzeny in a different flavour
Today I learned that I may be a Gestapo guy.
@@swall185 happens to the best of us
As a german i love that detail that whenever german is spoken its just a mesh of gibberish noone not even germans can understand. Just how in every movie! Intended or unintended that was hilarious!!
Comparing it with the German they've used in other videos, my money is on intended.
just out of curiosity, what exactly did they say?
@@livethefuture2492 the officer said he wants to take a piss and told the soldier to be very cautious and observe the area and then reminds him of that again, he then responds that he will smoke a cigarette.
@@snens7179 And whistle slightly out of tune
@@snens7179 i believe the officer said he has to pee and that its the 8th time today and ordered the soldier to be very unobservant (as it is the movie trope)
I didn’t realize the Germans had giant spacecraft and teleportation, truly a miracle we won
Excuse me, are you implicitly questioning the historical bona fides of Castle Wolfenstein?
Ah but how many times has Kirk stopped Hitler from WINNING the war?!!!
We had a bear that carried artillery shells no technology can complete
Yeah truly a miracle
@Jack der Hauptsturmführer нет, немцы никогда не побеждали
the funny thing is the way the brits have full realistic model weapons and the germans have cardboard is probably the most realistic thing about this film
Funny thing is the Germans actually did experiment with making weapons out of something similar to cardboard, more specifically the Panzerschreck.
It was called the 'Ersatz Raketenpanzerbüchse' and was made of something called 'Prestoff' which is layered paper pulp.
@@RusskiBlusski Since Germans like making it overly complicated and nonsensical, Was it also reusable?
@@hypedpanther6464 well... I mean they only got to use it for like 2 years so
@@RusskiBlusski Reminds me of Zimmerit, which had sawdust in it and was applied as a coating on tanks and other vehicles to prevent magnetic mines from sticking.
@@youtubesnamingpolicysucks And letting them catch fire as a side effect?
Little did they know, he was not only the officer for whom nothing on this mission will go to plan, who ignores intelligence reports and seemingly useful advice from the lower ranks and frankly kinda acts like a prick for the whole movie, but he was also the officer whom nobody likes until he begins to slowly grow as a person so he can finally make a heroic sacrifice at the end to save the new guy, and redeem himself as a character.
And he got plot armour, doesn’t he
are u talking about Saving private ryan, Fury or red tails?
@@turklander69 sounds more like Townsend from BF1 war story to me, nit a moviebut he fits the description perfectly
@@enlg3750 just like the movies i said
@@enlg3750 he wasn't that much of a prick tho
Yes, this advert was way more than Magic Spoon asked for. But I've been meaning to use my new-dad + lockdown belly for something, and Kirk seemed fitting.
I Always wanted to say this. I am a big fan thank you for this video
I can't wait to see you two on British bake off .
Not sure how recent but congratulations.
I may have preferred the ad to the video... Honestly it was amazing.
Congrats!
you forgot the italian actor playing the slavic guy who's actually german and you kind of knew he was a double agent from the beginning and only gets found out after a series of backstabs that doesn't quite get them caught
Every German war movie:
The officer that is close to his men, he dies
The senior officer who is an enemy of all and everyone and a Nazi, he survives
The young fierceful, the fearful and the farmer boy soldier - they all die but the fierceful one shoots once at the senior officer and misses him before dieing
Their Uboat, or Tank, or bunker, or fuhrer Bunker - gets destroyed in the end scene.
Seems like a pretty good movie though
+the german priest's son who prays all the time
You forgot the "true believer" who loses his faith in the cause, gets thrown in a penal battalion. Somehow survives, but is so broken that death would've been a mercy.
The idealist, who sees the horror of war and becomes cold and detached to avoid the pain of seeing people he cared about die. Dies in the end.
The comic relief. Gets killed in the first act to show the audience that things are serious.
Or if it’s a short film without a budget somehow the German and whoever they are fighting always become friends at the end. Also the colour saturation must be turned down.
@@Kikuchiyo7 I believe one of the characters "survives" at the end of the film by surrendering to the Soviets along with the rest of the command staff. Though I wouldn't rate his chances in a Siberian gulag.
"Hans look the British plane isn't taking pictures of us there are people jumping out"
"Don't worry Frans they are just making a war movie"
Frans
Well, this was certainly every single British WWII war movie, but you chaps were missing some optional characters!
1. The American tagalong, usually someone who "gets things done" and doesn't care about ranks or formalities. Can also be played as a Canadian or Australian.
2. The gruff soldier with a working-class background who does the dirty jobs but is changed when something is too bad even for him.
3. The sadistic evil SS officer and his foil, the honorable Wehrmacht officer who studied in Oxford before the war.
4. The eccentric local civilian who nearly gets everyone killed.
5. The German generals from Smith and Jones.
Nah the Aussie is always lagging behind and has a shit tonne of grenades :)
See my post above!
You forgot one: the constant appearances of the Luftwaffe Stukas with their dive sirens screaming. Never mind most were on the eastern front later in the war.
@@thunderbird1921 And never mind only one model ever had the sirens... also the Stuka siren will be on every plane that is dive bombing or crashing, even if it's allied!
Number 3 is a favorite of mine!
The only part missing is the armor support that’s desperately needed, and never shows up, in order to amplify all the other stereotypes.
Ah, good one!
which also saves on the budget. Imagine having to bring in some actual tanks
@@TheExecutorr I’m sure they have some fridge boxes ;-)
Don't forge the air support that’s desperately needed, and never shows up, in order to amplify all the other stereotypes
@@robskalas “the weather forecast is cloudy for days sir, the RAF and Army Air Corps are all sogged down in England, we’re on our own”
That?
The same goes for almost every single modern WWII related game, with the obligatory "Saving Private Ryan inspired D Day" level
Bruh a fps game from 2004 that has few aspects of this, just e few tho.
Accurate star trek references
Thanks Stevie!
I love it
COOOORNNNN! 😂
Ye
@@antonycharnock2993 The Wrath of Corn
I sware, that this makes a better war movie than anything Hollywood has made in the last 10 years. You guys nailed this so well!
The Netflix movie about the Irish in the Congo was pretty good.
The Netflix movie about the Irish in the Congo was pretty good.
We live in a world with Chris Nolan's Dunkirk, so maybe not the last ten years
@@pissedinyourcornflakes2939 Good point.
With some exceptions I’d say like Dunkirk, kajaki and 1917
When I've heard about German stolen vehicles and crashing motorcycles I thought to myself: "there's no way Squire is having the budget for that!" Then the video jumps to the graveyard scene...... CALLED IT!!!!!!
well you never know...they did get in real tanks for their war thunder video!
Ahahaha! I just had the exactly same thought 🤣
You even added the Willhelm scream. Just perfect!
We know what we're doing!
The fact that "Flash! - Thunder!" is the wrong way around is just the cherry on top
Can we just take time to appreciate their hard work on this video it's amazing 👏
Thanks old chap! That means a lot.
@@SquireComedy affirmative!
Oh yes dude this would have been hard even getting the supplies the amount of fails and have to record again the special effects and edit
@@brummbar5895 agreed
I have and do!
I didn't realize the first segment was an advert at first and was wondering how this star trek sketch was going to tie into a video about ww2 movies...
Also loved the Colditz music
Haha! Thanks mate :)
@@SquireComedy No thank you for making the promotion enjoyable to watch instead of just reading off a script!
7:38 ah man you missed the chance to put in the grenade explosion as big as an artillery strike.
Love how he inspects the live grenade before throwing it back, 10/10 work!
live grenade = twist of the cap, pull the string, count 21 22 23, throw
the tricky part is to get the 3 right in 23 otherwise the grenade will realize that you are not German and explode immediately
Don’t forget the “I’m a German but I’m also young and scared so I shall let the main character live”
Can't forget the German uber soldier who is single handedly responsible for killing half the main cast and dies in a stupid way because of their arrogance.
4:35 I never felt so sad and moraleless
I swear Squire's ad section is just the best, usually hate ads but Squire made it entertaining
Also holy shit thats a lot of extra actors, nice
Thanks for that, mate!
So I know this video is just one big reference, as it should be. But that saving private Ryan ending cracked me up lmao
Haha, glad to hear it!
Good show gentlemen! Though, you forgot the one specific enemy soldier who is for some reason, obsessively focused on defeating these particular commandos and inexplicably manages to be involved in nearly every encounter they face no mater how far they travel, only to be dramatically killed just before the team's climactic defeat thus allowing for a climactic victory instead.
The trek bit was brilliant as was the rest, the Wilhelm scream and the pistol that doesn’t have to reload really, really sold it.
I have to ask though, where was the un-killable Sherman facing the German tank that looks suspiciously like a Patton or a T34 with wood on it, and the dashing yet cruel looking German officer who is interrogating the one person who definitely won’t talk and ignoring the rest?
Thanks mate! Very kind indeed :)
I love that the 6 shot Webley didn't run out of ammo.
You had me at COOOOORRRNNN!
Great version of the "Nazi generals" skit, loved every minute of it! Thanks!
He's a lieutenant
Did no one notice the "Dear John" part? A dear John letter usually means a break up by ya girl hence why ot smelled like perfume.
By the way, don't forget the hiding commandos about to be discovered by a guard but then a cat howls and runs out, making the guard give up his search....
This is incredible. I'm sure I've seen this same movie ten times before.
Squire and team you are truly the modern equivalent of the greats like Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, and Whitest Kids You Know. Y’all are awesome and please keep pumping out stupid videos 👍🏻.
Wow, so kind! Thanks
@@SquireComedy you guys need a show on Netflix like I Think You Should Leave lmao
@@SquireComedy I love how he uses "stupid" as a form of compliment on your videos lmao
@@hunormagyar1843 I thought stupid was a nice touch as well
Was generally concerned you were going to injure the poor German Leftenant with that wire, very convincing work!
Hahaha! Thanks!
6:52 "Das ist ein Über-Relief" 😂 →That's an over-relief.
You wouldn't put it that way. I think Squire overdid something here on purpose. 😁
Hahahah! Whaaaaat?
The superior leader of war thunder UA-cam has posted again
This has to be the only channel on UA-cam where even the promotion part is still good content
Thanks, very kind indeed.
8:08 Oh yes, the ever so useless motorcyclists. They have a special spot in my heart
I’m struggling to determine which is funnier: The war parody or the Star Trek parody. Both are a,amazingly accurate!
Well done , lads! That’s an order!
Probably
Hah… You practically gave the entire plot of “Where Eagles Dare". A hilarious action fun film with Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood, complete with use of English-German, that is, all the characters speak English with a fake German accent.
Bloody brilliant.
I love how the Germans barely speak any German it's actually kind of hilarious and a good joke not going to lie.
I feel like I watched every single ww2 movie ever made in 9 minutes. Top notch quality!
"AAALAAAARMMM!" Best clip of the whole thing!
The mp-40 quility is very high not gona lie.
Meanwhile, Lieutenant Winters and Easy Company are standing off to the side wondering what the hell their British allies are doing and why they are so far from Pegasus Bridge.
The last part, even while they made it funny...it sure hit home. All those men who served and died for a cause that may not have been the greatest, but it was protect this country at all costs. I remember hearing stories of veterans from WWII returning to last places they were during 1940-1945...their reactions and memories are something that make me emotional.
I believe these events are too serious to be misrepresented the way most movies do.
Cudos to you guys for calling out this lazy writing.
Any day is a great day when squire uploads!
You haven't watched it, yet!
"I told you I'd survive." lmfao, well done squire once again
8:03
Mm' *YES*
Hahaha
Edit 25FEB22: dude I've been trying to find this video again and I searched every way I could and I finally refound it! Lol I searched my long ass viewing history over and over and finally I found it
Only one thing missing in this movie is a totally legit 100% pure Tiger tank that isn't a M60 Patton painted yellow with the no no Germany logo all over it
LOL. I'm remembering a Soviet WW2 film in which they use T-55s as Panzer III tanks.
ironically patton ends up facing off against patton tanks!
7:51 that's a war crime by the way.
It wasn’t at the time
4:27 Did British soldiers really sing u-boots kriegsmarine songs during the war?
🤓🤓🤓Uhh..actually...it's a British WW1 song with a version sung by the Red Army Choir in the movie Das Boot (1981)🤓🤓🤓
8:17 "I told you I'd survive"
😂😂😂 the best part IMO
That makeup for the ad on point
That's our normal skin.
Takes quite a long time to cover up for the usual content.
I love how the guy's grave says "That's an order!"
Loved the advert. You even included that cheesy tune Star Trek played whenever Kirk was in a fight.. Second, finally, a cardboard gun makes an appearance; need more of those. Cardboard guns are what make Squire...SQUIRE.
I am sorry but you've had forgotten few key elements of German side of things:
- SS officer who is a complete nozy
- Wermacht officer who is Worthy Opponent
- Wermacht NCO who is either tired of all this war and gladly surrenders or will fight to the bitter end due to being inspired by Wermacht officer
I think I have spotted elements from Saving Private Ryan, Guns of Navarone, Where Eagles Dare, The Big Red One, Force 10 From Navarone, Operation Crossbow....
I don't think I've ever watch the movie Operation Crossbow. Was it good?
2:50 This scene just screams fury
05:50 You must also listen to her very carefully, she will only say things once.
saving private ryan in a nutshell
"CORN!!!" That made me laugh - a lot!
Glad somebody got it, haha!
Wait you mean the WW2 movies I saw weren't actually historically accurate?!
Shocking, I know.
No in real life the german was very unsportsmanlike and used things like camouflaged preperad postions, sentinels was plaesed so they could see each other, taking cover was also practiced to a great extent.
All Star Cast! Including the Wilhelm scream!
Man this is one super accurate video. 🤣🤣 Also everytime an allied soldier sees enemy tank it must be a Tiger (or repainted, poor looking mock up in the movie). Because heaven forbit if the enemy has some other type of vehicle...And there is always that one soldier who is undisciplined, been punished dosens of times, does not follow orders, his own commanding officer wants him gone or court marshaled, but in the movie he is the hero with super ability, who can shoot the enemy by just pointing at him, has god mode, nobody even dares to shoot him down. Oh yeah and they always have more ammo than the enemy, often not changing the clip the entire movie....yeeeees.😆
The bit about every tank being a Tiger is pretty accurate. The fog of war, and poor identification training combined to make that a common event IRL.
@@kmoecub True, but there's a difference soldier misdentifying a tank in the heat of the moment, and the film actually saying that it was the case.
7:12 this is: Gefreiter unaufmerksam aus Ostfriesland ( private unobservant From east fresia)
and the opening scene, its just the best. thank you. i'm certain you bought your transponder from one of those little boxes in waterstones
We HAVE to see the rest of this mission. It will undoubtedly the greatest WW2 film of all time. You need to make a part 2, THATS AN ORDER
That's the first time I've ever watched an entire UA-cam advert and not skipped forward on the timeline, bravo.
You guys nailed this so well! Can we just take time to appreciate their hard work on this video it's amazing? Including your ad for the sponsor, original for sure!
"You"ll survive the war, only to die in a car accident few years later" is that a reference to the way the "First Soldier of France", Albert Roche, died ?
Not WWII but Lawrence of Arabia has a similar death.
A real life character in "Band of Brothers". Gen. Patton and Gen. “Bulldog” Walker.
“That’s an order!” On the tomb stone had me rolling
man these guys actually deserve way more views. awesome content as always
Ohhh stop, we're blushing. Thanks a lot!
6:27
translation: (german words)
7:07 The German has a strong North German accent 👌🏼
Bro the Star Trek bit at the beginning is Hilarious! Great work, chaps!
Startrek sketch was amazing and dead on
You forgot the random American laying injured in a barn (despite there being no Yank units for miles around) and initially he's thought of as a deserter or spy but in the end throws himself on the detonator (one with a plunger directly from a Loony Tunes cartoon) to complete the mission.
16 shots from the Webley (at least) without reloading, the endless mag on the German SMG... it is like a Hollywood WWII movie.
Love this video. So true a depiction of war films. Loved the smoking shoes
These videos are just gitting better and better every vid
Thanks matey!
yes i love squireeeee!!!!!!!
Well thats a quick nerve pinch but a Great video 10/10 for the Trekkie
the "where eagles dare" reference was perfect. And I dont know how many people actually picked up on it.
Bills character summed up Norman from Fury perfectly.
More like Upham from Saving pvt. Ryan. I hate that guy.
I am so glad that the Leutnant survived
Lmao the part where the dude says that he likes to jump on hand grenades killed me
I’m pretty sure I killed him too
jolly good show my good sir!! you have the best sense of humour out of anyone on UA-cam!! can't wait for more!!!
Cheers old sport, jolly kind.
Your videos are just cool man.
Thank you!
*Dunkirk is sadly the most accurate ww2 movie even though they have some missing parts, the movie should've last longer or have a better introduction*
What about some of those Russian WW2 or foreign war films like that Danish one?
There are plenty of good films, you just have to look outside of Hollywood. _Das Boot_ is praised for it’s accuracy for example.
No movie beats Tora Tora Tora in terms of accuracy!
Have to disagree. It;s a perfect film, tightly edited and just when you think you get a breather it yanks you back in. Could it be longer? Sure About September 1939-1945? It's a commercial film, not The World at War.
Khm ...Come and See...Khm
Very historical accurate moment
Nice job m8
I have been subscribed to your channel for years now. I am happy to see your channel is doing so well.
2:42 "I'm the soldier does clerical, I'm the soldier new to horrors of war, I'm the soldier gets people killed around me and survive the war." Corporal Upham.
Ah a squire upload always makes my day better
All part of the service, sir!
AS AGAIN, i like squire in glasses, but also squire where do you get these uniforms they look so good-
What I actually like in any warmovie, not even that much of a cliché, is that at the start there's also this team member who is not very likeable because he's of Italian descent (American movie) or Scottish.
But at the end of the movie/series, he's one of the few that actually survives.
And the protagonist has seen so many comrades die, he's just grateful that one at least is still alive.
Oh the Irony A long way to Tipperary was written here in Stalybridge!
But on a more serious note The Star Trek sketch was spot on and I look forward to the upcoming series. Nice communicator!
As for the WW2 sketch I expected Richard Burton to pop up at any moment..." Broadsword calling Danny Boy come in Danny boy...Over"..........Bravo chaps.......Oh and the special effects just get better and better!
I loved the star trek/cereal advert.
Glad to hear it, thanks mate!
The videos just keep getting funnier and funnier
OMG the ad was amazing Squires! Vid was brill too, but damn, still killing myself over that ad!