Doom - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 7 сер 2018
- One of the bloodiest first shooters gets the dumbest of first movies. Find out how even the Rock couldn't save this dud of a flick. Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Doom.
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Doom is a 2005 American science fiction action horror film directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak and written by David Callaham and Wesley Strick, loosely based on the video game series of the same name created by id Software. Starring Karl Urban, Dwayne Johnson and Rosamund Pike.
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Please anything but the puns!
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I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!
joke seeing as he is in it
i say HE because i have forgoten Doc from Back to the future name
Doom (movie): "Hell is a metaphor for our current predicament"
Doom (2016 game): "Hell is real and who cares, go shoot demons!"
Impossiboru Shiiit.. The GHOST Of MARS is more DOOM than the DOOM movie
Ahem, slight correction:
Doom (2016 game): "Hell is real, and I'm the scariest thing in it."
I love the 2016 game, there’s no pretension about it
Doom (2016 game): "Hell is real and we need you to control the demons so we can use the Argent Ener...and you don't even care, do you?"
you mean hell exists shoot the fuck out of everything
And the story of *DOOM* is so easy:
Demons are on Mars!
You are on Mars!
Demons are bad!
Go, kill Demons!
How could they get it so wrong...
If memory serves, the reason for the change is, I kid you not, It was too similar in concept to Event Horizon, and they didn't want to be accused of ripping off that movie.
dragon1130 *FACE PALM*
They could have even used some of this plot to make a movie:
Mars is being used as a 'prison planet' since the Earth is already populated enough, so sending the unwanted to Mars is the lazy solution politicians come up with. Scientists go to Mars with their experiments so they can quietly use convicts as their test subjects without inciting public backlash. All this 'evil of humanity' culminates in literal demons of hell appearing, killing off most everybody. A handful of the prisoners survive and have to work together to kill the demons and get back to Earth.
@@dragon1130 Well, they can use the defense of "we were first". However, in the first DOOM the tech the UAC was experimenting was teleportation, not MRL. They build a teleport to Deimos, then Deimos goes entirely to hell and from that teleport demons begin to spawn, kiling everyone on Mars but the Doomguy. As the sole survivor, Doomguy has to go to hell, back and forth to avoid demons using Mars to arrive to Earth. And that's it. That's the plot. There's a even a DOOM II, with even a more simple plot. Doomguy kind of failed, demons arrive to Earth and anhilate a very high percentange of human population. Doomguy goes to hell and closes the portal behind him, staying in hell and slaying frikkin everything to guard Earth from another attack. And then the Bethesda ones, which is actually a remake and a continuation, where Doomguy is enclosed into a sarcophagus that is a demonic artifacts by demons because he became the ultimate demon slayer. He then frees himselfs at the same time UAC begins with the teleport thing again, and again it backfires killing everyone on Mars. Again. And again, he goes to hell and back to stop them. And Bethesda's DOOM II. Where Doomguy kill demons. A lot of them. And something with Earth happens.
4 GAMES. It's entire plot is this. The plot of 4 entire games in a single paragraph. And they can't still get it right. For the love of, it's DOOM what we are talking about. It has no LORE, no backstory, it's just the most masculine, testosterone filled space marine ever made brutally kiling demons with cool guns while listen Heavy metal. Was that too hard to make? And if they can't make this right, do we really expect they are going to make something like Star Trek, universes that has more backstory that the frikkin real world, right?
that is the PLOT ..not the story...the story of doom (2016 at least) is much bigger than that
So, this isn’t “Doom: The Movie”, this is “Doom 3: The Movie”.
So that's why that "Wheelchair Demon" looks nothing like the original Pink Demon!
But... I liked Doom 3! And the original Doom! And Doom 2! And Doom 2016!! 😥
@Jesse Quarnstrom oh yeah, that did.
@@Phoebe5448 you say that as if most of them got hated on
voice whoops, my bad. I was just outlining the good ones too! But yeah I can understand Doom 3 being pretty bland. I liked it for the use of atmosphere and lighting. But I can agree with most that it was weak in some places. Like the story could have been better.
Karl urban's judge dredd was closer to the doom guy than grimm was.
Remember, Demon is an offensive term. They prefer the term "mortally challenged".
Mortally challenged does not make sense, though, as a demon is not necessarily immortal. Did you by chance mean "morally challenged", as demons are inherently "bad" by human and/or religious moral standards?
+Kode Kristian
Except demons are immortal in the sense that they're perpetually long-lived. Also he meant what he said, which you'd know if you even knew about what he was quoting in the first place.
Living for a long time does not an immortal make. True immortality implies that nothing can kill the entity. All of existence could come to an end, but the immortal would remain, still just as much alive as before.
Being unable to age (and thus being unable to die from old age) does not make you truly immortal as other things can still kill you, though this is often referred to as "biological immortality". Similar in one aspect, but not the same.
UPDATE: Alright, so the comment was apparently quoting a statement in relation to Doom Eternal. Still, without context or proper signs of quotation, there is no reason to assume a quote is being made. As such, I responded to the comment as it appeared; as an original piece of content.
+Kode Kristian
He's quoting the Doom Eternal 25 minute gameplay video that came out recently. Also by most definitions people view "immortal" just as easily meaning "can live perpetually" not "literally is impossible to kill" most of the time. So you now know perfectly well what "mortally challenged" would mean, and it's entirely accurate. Don't get semantic just to be obnoxious by saying "mortally challenged" (which is a joke phrase in the first place) is somehow inaccurate because there's two types of immortality, when the phrase is clearly referring to one of those types of immortality.
"Don't get semantic just to be obnoxious"
So now you're trying to dictate my intentions, rather than trying to understand them? I am not saying it to be obnoxious, I am saying it for the purposes of providing an accurate image.
For instance, I could also just say that "chocolate is deadly", which is correct for some species, but if I simply said that, most would presume I meant deadly to humans, which is incorrect. I should in this case add more context to clarify that I intended to mean that it is not deadly to us, or to clarify what I did talk about it being deadly to.
Similarly, since "immortal" has far more meaning than just not dying of old age or natural means, one can be easily misunderstood if they simply call something immortal, while still intending for it to be killable by some means. As an eternal pessimist, I always assume the worst case scenario, so if I hear about an immortal enemy, you can bet I assume that my arsenal will be worthless.
2005 - omg look how big The Rock is in Doom.
2018 - omg look how tiny The Rock is in Doom.
i don't get it
Autistic Bacon00001 I think it's because the rock isn't extremely buff in this movie unlike now.
The Rock in 2005 was well proportioned now he looks like a roided out gorilla.
The Barona Native Bro the Rock is huge now, he went from taking just some steroids to taking ALL the steroids plus HGH and SARMS, he’s a monstrous 46 year old.
Yea I noticed this too lol. He looks really small here compared to this current build
Rock: “let God sort em out.”
Me: “space....crusades?”
Me: "For...the...Emperor...?"
@@noahgray543 FOR THE EMPEROR! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
@@ultraunity9912 DEUS VULT AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
So there where Alexander Anderson end it up
@@painvillegaming4119 I understood that reference
Imagine how awesome a Doom movie would’ve been if it came out in the 80’s and starred Arnold Schwarzenegger as Doomguy
(And yes, I do know Doom came out in ‘93)
He could’ve also done it in the 90s to
Have arnold be the demon killer, I'd watch it!
Or, or this might just be because he was the other Bitchin’ hell-guy, Ron butterfucking Perlman
Kurt Russel would be more fitting
@@PatZalatoris The Doom games took inspiration from the Alien films, but when you adapt Doom into a movie the Alien comparisons become even more noticeable.
The reason the Rock is so successful is because he’s literally the only giant shredded dude who’s not in any way scary or intimidating
The Rock is like Superman.............
Now that i think about it, In fact that President Superman from Earth 23 Is Pretty much The Rock if he had had Obama's job and hair and Superman's powers
Haha say that if you actually meet the rock and piss him off enough to actually attack you.. (it WOULD take allot) but I'm pretty sure you would be intimidated by him
I don't know, I think Terry Crews lines up pretty well, too. Though then again... he's also a giant shredded dude who seems more interesting in being goofy and endearing than a generic badass. So the formula seems to work.
umm....john cena
Marius Møller this is true but all nice people are still people, they have emotions and limitations to their tolerances.
Woman: What's the first thing dad taught us to look for?
NC:...his beer?
I laughed my ass off at that part.
That’s mostly true
His penius
20:36 to 21:28 For those who don't know yet, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson used to play villains in movies before, to the point that one of his earlier movies was The Mummy Returns (2001) where he was the bad guy.
And yet he refused to play Black Adam as a villain
"I'm not supposed to die," said every elementary schooler who's losing the game they made up themselves.
Batman's allergic to cats, huh?
...Man, that wedding was doomed from day one.
At least they went off on good terms
Starman Gaming did they tho?
7:18
Wow, the Nostalgia Critic's effects are getting more realistic by each episode. I actually believed he was in that box this time.
😄😆😉😃😁😅😂
Nice
@@rashidmuhairi6764 who cares?
Rashid Muhairi stop it
Wait he wasent
a better doom plot for the movies: The marines go through the portal and something goes wrong, now they're in hell( Not in metaphor!)
Probably would've pulled in more people
Most plots you can think is a better plot than this movie
It's a bad film, but the "She's my sister. No shit!' exchange cracks me up every time.
Your pun life is DOOMED.
1,000 degree puns (*not clickbait*)
MrGear don't just don't
That cat's name is *"BAT-MITTENS!"*🤗
i mean it's not like the rock brought DOOM onto his resume.
Maybe it just wanted Bat Man to switch to A CAT CREDIT CARD?!
The trailer for Doom: Annihilation makes this old Doom movie looks like an Oscar-worthy masterpiece.
Annihilation looks unintentionally hilarious
Yes i profered The Old Doom movie more than the new Doom Movie
Yes exactly my thoughts
I disagree.
The new Doom movie is as low budget as it gets, but at least it tries to be a Doom movie. I have no freaking clue what the 2005 one was trying to be but I can tell you this, it ain't Doom.
Sebastian Cintron the new one felt like there was a generic zombie script laying around and de used to stamp the name doom on it
If Samuel Hayden was in this movie he would save everyone
Samuel didn't exist till 2016 but I see your point, I was expecting him to appear at least in his human form in the new movie but instead we got Betruger the old Doom 3 villain
@@dr.robotnick1888 I know
Fun fact: the composers of this film worked on Doom 3
He actually worked on Mass Effect 3.
He actually worked on Mass Effect 3.
@@LukeMossman Bro replied to a 4 year old comment. Giga Chad.
The fact that you were able to have Doug and Devilboner in the same shot and have it look convincing is pretty impressive
"what's the first thing dad told us to look for?"
".....his beer?" lmao
Yeah that's great but...
I was LFMAO!!
"Ha!!"
...
"What's a dad?" 😢
This movies looks extremely faithful to Doom 3's lighting engine.
And that's about it.
1:12 "Doom: the Movie: the Game?"
Pretty sure that's just Doom 3.
I distinctly remember the Rock saying "big fucking gun" the first time he saw the BFG, so at least it's *sort of* there...
It's like saying I may have missed the toilet but I at least got inside the bathroom.
I remember it too.
But wouldn't it make sense to have a more formal name to appear in technical documents, while "big fucking gun" being just a backronym used by marines?
Like BING - "Because It’s Not Google".
Yeah, I understand where the writers were coming from with that move, but the name bio force gun is kind of weak
Agreed.
Actually...He said Big Fucking Gun
Well, I heard the original name for the BFG was Big Fragging Gun, which could've worked too.
This movie would be a little better if Nicholas Cage was the sergeant
Game Junky every movie would be better if nic cage was in it
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 Well, not all movies in the case of present time Nic Cage, but yeah.
Naw, he'd make a better bad luietenant.
Game Junky Would of been if Chris Hemsworth is DoomGuy or DoomSlayer
FrankJ.J. Styles what if Dwayne Johnson was the doom marine while Nicholas Cage was the officer. That way we could have the Nicholas Cage freak out for when he turns into the demon while Dwayne Johnson be the hero.
"There's the game based on the movie based on the game"
Isn't that what they said for the Ratchet & Clank remake?
Yes,they did.
@@sgoc9499 And it sucked
@@makotoplush9776 for me,it was just ok, nothing really special,but also not horribly Bad.
I haven't played the PS4 game so i can't really say anything
@@sgoc9499 I really didn't like Ratchet and Clank 2016
It's decent by itself but will seriously piss you off as a fan of the original game.
@@makotoplush9776 yeah,from what i've seen,they are really static on cutscenes and barely interact with each other.
Imagine DOOM SLAYER in this movie.
Yeah, shortest movie in history . . . . . before cutting.
Then make it based off the 1993 version where he was just Doomguy. You can have it be nothing but cool action scenes with him fighting demons and the longest fights being the Hell Baron Brothers, the Cyberdemon, and the Spider Mastermind which he uses the BFG (actually Big Fucking Gun) to kill and have classic one-liners since the game was a love letter to action thrillers like Aliens and The Evil Dead.
By God, this should've been the easiest movie to make cool, awesome, a memorable. How does Hollywood fuck up easy stuff? You actually have to make an effort to fuck this up
im pretty sure doom slayer would cut more
Remember the time when Doom Guy found the plot and threw it against the wall?
He then ripped and tore its huge guts out.
it was a good time to be a gamer and doom fan
He really showed that monitor!
+Optillian 'Cuz if you're huge, you have big guts.
To be ripped and torn.
Yeah good old times
16:15 - BFG has always been "Bio Force Gun". The fans called it "Big Fucking Gun", and the Rock says it in that scene!
I thought it was "blast frequency gun"
I can't find anywhere that it actually is an abbreviation as far as in universe; Bio Force Gun appears to be something solely for the movie and te manual for Doom 2 calls it 'big frigging gun'. I always considered it a designation code for an experimental weapon rather than what it would have been called if it had gone on the open market.
The Doom plot:
*DEMONS FROM HELL ON MARS!!! SPACE MARINE!!! DEMON BAD!!! BANG BANG BANG!!!*
I feel like even Micheal Bay can make a better movie.
Honestly making a doom movie is probably Michael bays turn on
Bay would actually be a good match for Doom.
Actually,that would be right up his alley
The only movie I could Michael bay not screwing up so bad, I would say he may actually do a great job actually.
Fun fact: Dr. Carmack is named after the creator of Doom: John Carmack.
Considering everyone's opinion on this movie, he probably didn't deserve this.
The film obviously needed a Dr. Romero.
No freaking shit.
@@synchronizedelbow5702 yeah, a female one.
You know, for how much they mucked up everything with the BFG, you still have to admit...
The Rock really made that "one round" line sound waaaaay more bad ass than it really was!
Lol
anything having to do with only having one bullet/round/etc is always badass
Tin Tin had a better “one bullet” line
@@mizuno1361 yea, Dean Martin used it pretty well in "The Sons Of Katie Elder".
Quote, "I've got one round, and it's just for you!", lol.
I want a t-shirt of the Critic in his cardboard rocket with the sologan "I'M IN SPACE!" written underneath.
I’m in space
*Cut to the drug couch from the dragon ball review*
@@romania5106 S O L O G A N
a man can dream
I do love how you show the scene where he picks up the BFG, complain they don't call it Big Fucking Gun, but The Rock says it in that scene.
I really love that DooM 2016 has a slight reference to the movie in the form of taking a guy's severed arm and using it to open a security lock. It really could be a coincidence but it's too similar to not bring up
This movie is actually pretty close to the original DOOM 3, in the sense that everything is so dark you can't see literally anything.
But unlike DOOM 3... The movie version lacks Hell. Even DOOM 3 got that right with several journeys to hell and back. Sure, the movie took more from DOOM 3 then DOOM 1 and 2. Hell, DOOM 3 gave us the Cyberdemon as the final boss.
yeah but the fact still stands they compared the movie to the old doom games rather than the new and more recent Doom 3, a little bit lack of research there this time but oh well
Technically yes... But at the same time, the elements are taken more from the original DOOM series too. They took DOOM Guy's origin and combined it with DOOM 3's design for the demons. So the comparison is actually not a lack of research. The setting is similar too. Both happen on Mars and teleportation technology was involved. They even took a part from DOOM 2 and had a small invasion of Earth... just the UAC compound but its still on Earth.
But lets agree.... DOOM (2016) was awesome! Make a movie about that one. The best designed demons and awesome weapons. DOOM Slayer is just as awesome as DOOM Guy.
I just want a movie that is about nothing but nonstop slaughter for like a good three quarters of the movie
I want a movie with DOOM Guy killing legions of demons in Hell while using every weapon from every single game. no need to set anything up... Just DOOM Guy killing demons. Its self explanatory lol
I watched this with a group of friends.
Afterwards, one of them put on the behind the scenes video about the creature effects.
Under bright lighting, the designs were awesome.
There was light in the movie
@@isdrakon9802 where? All I see is mid-90s dark-as-shitness that I'm used to associating with bad superhero fliks.
@@adamloga3788 it's in the first 10 minutes
@@adamloga3788 or American Graffiti
The scene at 20:39 in my opinion is the canonical origin of Doom Guy. Carl Urban is supposed to be Doom Guy and this was that part where he is told to kill civilians and he doesn't. It could be false, but it could be true.
Doing a Doom movie is really easy, you only have to make Doomguy kill demons for 1 and a half hour.
With lots of heavy metal
And maybe vega depending on where it is in the timeline
Batman can't be allergic to cats because Selina.
...Gomez?
Kyle
It would spice up their relationship... Uhm... I guess?
Shady Doorags: It just means he is not allergic to female cats. :D
jmalmsten that would explain why their marriage went bad.
Should have just called it
Doomt4stic
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
*vomits blood*
or Doom 3 the prequel.
Victor Von Doom's lawyers would like to have words with you.
*Sigh* Hi 5, that was amazing.
"oooh the three sacred R's" best line I've heard all day 😄
Th Event Horizon film has more action than the Doom film
You could say this movie was *Doomed* from the start.
The Derp Chaos id like this comment but it has 69 likes
The Derp Chaos BRUH
No just just no
Ha
ya lol
They should make a Doom movie with the Rock as silent doom guy in full suit.
Like the movie Judge Dredd with Karl Urban.
Yesssssss.
vignesh great 👍
Karl Urban is already in this movie.
Just tell him to act like Dredd. Voila.
I reckon Batista would be a great Doom Slayer.
Just get vinn diesel, he doesn't talk much from what I've seen
At least this film is less bad now that doom: annihilation is terrible
David Baird actually its apparently praised as good trashy fun for a direct to dvd movie so that actually makes the theatrical film even worse somehow
@@GalenNight no it’s not
that doesn't make sense
“You trying to get footage on a guy you are stalking and you get credited”
Hyper fangirl
14:53 Batman being allergic to cats doesn't change anything and doesn't matter.
Uh...
Catwoman.
PhantomKitten Pretty sure that would only apply to the Halle Berry version.
PhantomKitten She left him at the alter, so it might apply now...
halosammy14 *KRABS intensifies*
I am surprised the haven't put that in the canons were batman and catwoman are not a thing ot in the canons were everthing is more comedic oriented like LEGO Batman........
It would give batman another reason to be afraid of catwoman as a thief and consider being in a relaionship with her a danger in a comedic series
How to know a movie is bad: it’s shot so dark you can’t see anything because the filmmaker was ashamed of his movie
Tadicuslegion78 Lol you haven't seen Alien vs Predator Requiem then
Wasn't one of the most famous Batman movies shot almost entirely in the dark
I always come back to re-watch this it's so hilarious especially about the Rock there am an evil demon now
First thing my dad actually taught me to find was his beer. Unfortunately he never let me drink it, and I was encouraged to bring it to him. Ugh...Parents. 🤷♂️
Fun fact, The Rock actually says the name of the BFG in the movie, it's just that they decided to give it a real name from the scientists making it. I was waiting for him to correct that, but he didn't. Oops.
Lots of guns are big fucking guns. The BFG was famous because the devs were like, no, it's not a nickname, this actually is called the Big Fucking Gun. It would be awesome to see some scientists give it to a Space Marine and actually tell him "This is the Big Fucking Gun, because even we couldn't bring ourselves to give it a boring, technical name. We have design proposals for the Big Fucking Gun at the Pentagon, signed off by Commandant Dicksmash McIroncock." That's the whole point of Doom; you don't half-ass it.
The Doom universe isn’t supposed to make sense, it’s supposed to make my dick super hard.
There was a DOOM, DOOM 2, then DOOM (2016). We don’t talk about DOOM 3.
Final doom is actually 2 doom games, plutonia and TNV evilution, and if you count them, you can also count unique psone levels.
*sits in scribbled-on cardboard box*
"I'M IN SPAAAAACE!"
Spacceeee!!
No you're not!
I feel like they were going for a creepy atmosphere like in Doom 3, yet still included those bits of rock music at the intense moments as a way of telling you when you should be scared or something
"I"M NOT SUPPOSED TO DUURRRRHHHH"
I remember thinking the first person segment of the movie, while cheesy, was probably the closest we'd ever get to anything resembling a video game movie...and then Wreck It Ralph happened, and I was happy.
God that first person scene was really cool
If you want a whole movie done in 1st person like a video game FPS, watch Hardcore Henry.
Cat Knight Was that movie any good?
I think so, its awesome, but people do complain about motion sickness, considering the whole movie is done in 1st person, but its pretty action packed and it doesn't pull back on blood and gore.
Cat Knight I might check it out. I skipped it as it didnt seem to have much of a story
Doom movie is like typical zombie horror flick.
DOOM (2016) is like a horror. For your demon enemies, that is.
this is a horror survival game, you are the horror and the demons try to survive
Doomguy doesn’t have ptsd because he is the ptsd
Doomguy..... The ONLY human Hell accuses of warcrimes
Demons are teens, AND YOU ARE JASON
@@jackcontrucci5672 Doomguy is secretly Chuck Norris's Long Lost Twin Brother!
I know you’ll never read this one, but Batman allergic to cats could totally have meaning in a storyline with Catwoman. The Dark Knight can sneak up on her because he keeps sneezing.
6:40
There are literally more human characters on-screen there than have ever been in the entire Doom franchise.
Imagine 2016 Doomguy coming across the world this movie is set in, and is so bored, he just fights like hell to rip and tear everyone in it.
uh he has already been there.
Is that you in the pic? o3o
“I’M IN SPACE!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
TO SPACE!
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Nostalgia critic' effect become so realistic, i cant even tell the difference. Its like he was actually in space
Ismael Ciulla: Somehow those ten seconds only get more hilarious every time I push repeat, I can't stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one time he doesn't use chroma key is the one time chroma key would have been a real plus!
I see why videogamedunkey put him in the shadow realm of the UA-camr tier list
To be honest if they made a movie where it's two hours straight shooting demons as doom guy and not some random person while following the games story it potentially could win a award!
Critic you should do a “Dwayne, The Rock, Johnson” month sometime
The most bland action hero ever who's also starred in way too many movies
So, Rock Month.
@@ClassicPCGaming Which one?
Journey 2 and San Andreas are fantastic movies. Rampage is ok, in the fast and furious was badass, jumanji is decent but not that good. Skyscraper sucks
@@rashidmuhairi6764 shut the fuck up
Please do a whole month on Dwayne The Rock Johnson... Just like you did with Nic Cage...
or perhaps even a Pauly Shore month!?
Either one of those would be so easy to do, but so much fun to watch.
barry elms I can already imagine reviews of The Scorpion King, The Game Plan, Planet 51, Get Smart and The Rundown
Jay Cerrito - Don’t forget Tooth Fairy Lol...
God I'm glad doom 2016 and now doom eternal have come out since this movie was made, bringing back old doom to doom was a good step
Critic:”heh he’s dying I guess I’m a sidistic character now”
Critic a minute ago:SHOOT EVERYTHING KILL THEM ALL
Me:>______________________________>
CRZ Centurion Shoot demons and give us OTT action. And the guy wasn’t ever established as a sadistic dude. He was criticizing inconsistent random character writing and little awesome action in a DOOM MOVIE
7:19 - "I'M IN SPAAAACE!!!!!!"
Did he just call Heinz Doofenschmirtz DOCTOR HEINZ?
Also, this is one of the worst career choices Dwayne ever made and it makes me sad.
He's one of the only redeeming qualities of this movie
Shouldn't be that sad, he had to start with shitty action films before he made it to huge blockbuster action movies. At this time in his career he was still seen as the wrestler who wants to act. Now he's the biggest star in Hollywood and is know as the actor who used to wrestle.
Being in a crap film like this probably got him a lot of publicity too.
I thought that BFG means Big F*cking Gun
It does. This movie was just stupid.
It does but I mean come on do you thing that’s what the military would officially call it? At best it’d be the slang term marines in the field would give it.
Now I'm just hoping Doom: Annihilation gets its time in front of the Super Shotgun.
Seriously, NC, Rip and Tear until it is done.
I think the movie tried to imitate the slower and darker Doom 3... and failed.
It's actually true on more things than one. This movie's plot was based on Doom 3.
Like Doom 3
At least the DOOM 3 game actually had demons
I like soon 3 but it's not Doom it's a good reboot to F.e.a.r Doom (2016) is DOOM
Doom 3 is almost a horror game, you can't have that with a group of Call of Duty mercenaries.
Fun fact, Dr. Carmack is a reference to John Carmack, the co-founder of ID Software and lead programmer of DOOM.
fun, very fun
So THAT'S why he killed himself (and everyone else early in the movie)!
No shit Sherlock.
13:04 - *makes Danny DeVito noise in front of The Rock*
*Jumanji: Next level foreshadowing intensifies*
2005: Doom Movie
Everyone: it sucks
2019: Doom: Annihilation
Everybody: Original Doom movie is a masterpiece compared to the new one.
That was their plan, it took them that long to make something worse
They could make a movie based on DOOM 2016
Totally not No One And then let them ruin DOOM 2016 too? No thank.
DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!
Totally not No One Sadly they are making a new Doom movie
No there is a bit clearer plot in that version but no they will fuck it up no matter what.It is hollywood we are talking abaut .
It doesn't need to be bad if they finally acknowledge what is spirit of those games.. sloucher and heavy metal! If they like game acknowledge absurd nature of this series and parody usual tropes of creature-feature action movies and slashers (like the game does), then it could work. Yes, we probably would need focus more on side of the station crew with Doom Guy running around and destroying everything independently (and demons threatening him as slasher villain ;D ). But it could work.. though it is unlikely that Hollywood would be capable to hire proper team for that, an probably miss the point like always.
Actually the siblings fighting makes sense. When he looks at her he is reminded of his parents and the life he pushed away, when she looks at him she sees someone who betrayed their parents and threw away all they gave him
They called it doom cause of the one scene where it literally threw everything else out the window and just said....FUCK IT
7:19 I’M IN SPACE!
Alright, admittedly, this is actually very adorable.
If you want to wash the bad taste that this movie left just go watch/play the (2016) DOOM it’s really good
D08 yeah.
Don't mind if I do!
D08 play all the doom games not just doom 2016 play doom 1993 - 2016
D08 Already have it.
On sale this week on Steam, btw. Literally finished downloading mine minutes ago.
Stuff Karl Urban into a proper green DOOM space marine suit (complete with opaque visor) and get the guy who directed Dredd to make a proper DOOM movie that's nothing but 130 minutes of non-stop demon killing action. That's how to make a proper DOOM movie!
Karl Urban playing the Doom Slayer himself? Huh, I can get behind that.
There's nothing about this idea that I don't love!
And he can only communicate in grunts and growls or single words. I would also accept addition of one liners, carefully chosen to be as epic as possible. All the dialog will be provided by other characters
That'd be awesome.
Yes please!
is it wrong that i think the opening cinematic for hellgate london with the 2 Templar's fighting hordes of demons played on a loop for 2 hours would be a better movie?
Omg yes now I want a Hellgate London movie! I actually liked that game.
The best thing to come from this movie is The Rock making fun of it at the 2008 WWE Hall of Fame ceremony.
When I saw this uploaded, I called my friends and ordered take out.
I'm trying to wait patiently but the suspense is killing me!
+WaterxDragon What kind of take out?
Channel Awesome the suspense of knowing what take out it is is killing me!
Dew it!
gamers in a container the suspense of that is killing me
WaterxDragon: *scrolling through UA-cam, sees Nostalgia Critic video* HOLY SHIT! *grabs phone, calls friends* IT’S TIME! SOMEBODY ORDER TAKE-OUT!!!
24:06 I don't want to nitpick or anything, but technically there is fist fighting in Doom. Especially in the 2016 reboot, where you straight up beat demons to death almost all the time! But obviously this movie came out long before that. But even in the classic games and Doom 3 you still have the option to beat demons to death with your bare hands, especially if you pick up a Berserker power up! You know what I mean right?
That is true, but a majority of the fun of the game is killing the demons with awesome guns. To the classic game's credit, at least you had a weapon option when you ran through all your guns. No one just dies without taking at least one last demon with you 😎
In Doom (2016) it's called Rip & Tear, not Block & Parry
Knuckle dusters not bare fists
Kar en Took
Many people forget the Berserk Pack that exists in some levels that 10x the damage output of your fists, which could then take down Barons within 5-6 punches.
The light change is actually a military signal to means they’re a minute out from the drop point
Soooo... who've seen Doom: Annihilation yet?
I love your opinion, but sorry everyone I know loves the first person sequence. Yeah it's a hell of an overcorrection but I hadn't seen anything like it until that point, and it was actually kinda awesome. After the mountain of crap, the sequence was a nice surprise, if the only one.
The audience cheered at that part in the cinema
Word. I loved it
Yeah Doom is one the better video games movies other than the original Mortal Kombat.
@@SuperMurray2009 Silent Hill is a good one too. It stays faithfull to the games and is entertaining too. In my opinion that's the best video game adaptation.
@@meganoob12 Really? I remember hating that one. Might have to watch it again.
24:15 That's exactly what I was thinking! It actually would've been pretty badass to see Dwayne Johnson turn into a Baron Of Hell!
A Baron Of Hell? That's it? Not a Cyberdemon?
@@zombified_pariah7720 Wow, I didn't think anybody would reply to a comment I left over a year ago. XD
I'll say this, even if the infection made Dwayne grow like 20 feet tall, where's he gonna get the cybernetic attachments to become a Cyberdemon?
@@Supercatandrewman 1: You think a year is a long time!? You must be new here. You should see the other prehistoric comments I've replied to in the past. Lmao
2: Maybe while he's carrying the BFG, he gets caught in a lazarus wave explosion and it gets melded into his arm? I mean, this is the same universe where people get turned into primal, feral animals by a single glitch in their dna! Nothing can be THAT far fetched at this point!
@@zombified_pariah7720 I know, I was mostly joking...
@@Supercatandrewman ...well cool!
0:41 did they recycle the word 'blood' 3 times?
This film needs more DOOMicorn.
To be honest Doom was not based on the original game. It was based on Doom 3 which tried to be a more subtle horror shooter. And I'm sorry to say this film actually did a decent adaptation of that, in that it was slow, pretty dull and only occasionally had interesting bits.
Yes but to be fair Doom 3 was just a retelling of the events of Doom 1 but in a ungodly terrible way.
Nick Bleker and again the film did a good job capturing that feeling.
I thought Doom was pretty awesome. It's a fun sci for movie. It's not filled with near as bad things in other video games.
i liked it too, it took about five viewings to make that decision though, it wanted to be a horror but the studio wanted an action movie and well we got neither but it is very like doom 3, complete with being unable to see anything and far too much infodumping, archaeology and cod-science. But i did appreciate the lack of a romantic subplot!
Doom 3 was awesome, it had just as much action as the first game with some cool modern (for its time) mechanics. How dare you compare Doom 3 with this piece of shit movie
Hollywood should probably stop making videogame movies and live action anime movies.
Or at least try harder!
傭兵Cloud but we want a LoZ anime movie soo *shoots you and goes behind a crate*
Or get someone who knows series and/or fans
傭兵Cloud FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH FOR FUCKS SAKE
Seriously. This and Max Payne movie made me angry
There actually is a WAD that's based on the DOOM movie. It's a joke WAD, though, so it's not exactly meant to be taken seriously.
At 20:48 Critic actually The Rock became popular in the wwe by playing the bad guy. That's how he became who we know and love
no one wants to mention that The Rock actually says "Big Fucking Gun" in the actual movie?
fine, he can have this one...but shame....shame on you
been searching the comments for this specific fact that was overlooked in the video. Good job.
Been noticing the critic has been ignoring scenes from films so he can get a joke across. It's starting to become a problem in my eyes.
hard to really like his stuff now when he does shit like this.
doug..................you fucking up.
Because its still called the Bio Force Gun
To be fair, a bunch of scientists would probably want to call it a "Bio Force Gun" because it's not clinical to call it a "Big Fucking Gun"
I still find it funny that the relationship between Reaper and his Sister is still symbolic of almost all sibling relationships. You love them, but sometimes you just wanna break their perfect teeth.
A new Doom movie is here NC. Rip and tear until it is done.