RoboCop (2014) - Nostalgia Critic
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It failed to win over audiences and critics, but is there more to this Robo-reboot than meets the eye? Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the 2014 remake of RoboCop.
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RoboCop is a 2014 American cyberpunk superhero action film directed by José Padilha and written by Joshua Zetumer, Nick Schenk, Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner. It is a remake of the 1987 film of the same name also written by Neumeier and Miner. The film stars Joel Kinnaman as the title character, with Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Samuel L. Jackson, Abbie Cornish and Jackie Earle Haley in supporting roles.
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"That boring guy from Suicide Squad."
"Which one?"
Genius.
There is absolutely nothing genius about Nostalgia Critic.
@@memberberry8242 said the guy who is subscribed to OnisionSpeaks.
@@jayv9353 hahaha holly shit you're checking my subscriptions. Wow that is sad buddy. Anyway I am since I'm interested with all the shit that's going down between him and Chris Hansen. I hope that he goes to prison honestly.
Memberberry bruh why are you mad
Memberberry why are you here then
"And if they did their job right, your wife will have a toy, as well"
*Robosex: This time, he's always ready for round two*
That would've been the best one.
You win the internet for today.
That was freakin' GREAT! LMAO!!!
Robo69 Nice
More like "Robo-cock"......am i right??
This time it always works
Michael Keaton: "Commissioner Gordon."
Gary Oldman: "Batman."
Holy shit! He's right!
I laughed my ass off!! Solid joke.
Andrew Spice I friggin loved that. That reference just warms my heart
Robocop
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Gary Oldman would be *fantastic* as Batman.
Ok not gonna lie that “knock knock” and “why did the chicken cross the road” joke was pretty good
THANK YOU! I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else called out how amazing that joke was, thank you for getting it! XD
I'll buy that for a dollar.
Hell yeah it was really clever!!
Just an FYI. The brain surgery part is pretty accurate. They keep patients awake so that they can ask them questions so they can tell if they are in the right parts of the brain or not and to make sure they didn't accidentally damage something. Oh and there would be no "ouch" as the brain doesn't feel pain.
Correct no pain receptors in the Brain
You're wrong!
Actually, no, you are right. I had a Deep Brain Stimulator implanted in 2013, and since my dystonia affected my neck and torso so much I was under for all of it. Which was alright with me, spasms or no there is no way in hell I wanted to be awake while they drilled holes in my skull. Not sure local anesthesia would have masked just how creepy that'd be.
Seraphim Valkyrin Huh, I did not know that. Interesting but also sort of disconcerting too? Like, the fact that there are pain receptors everywhere in your body EXCEPT on arguably the most important organ.
@@gothicMCRgirl No it makes plenty of sense if you understand evolutionary biology, all of our nerves stem from the brain, the skull is meant to protect the brain which is why you feel it in your skull, feeling it in the brain wouldn't make sense in terms of how the nervous system is developed and what we understand about the brain. It'd have to have a whole extra layer of "brain goo" or some kinda "brain muscle" for nerves to attach to to send signals into the brain and even then it wouldn't directly be the brain feeling pain.
I hope that made sense. I suck at layman explanations when it comes to neurology and evolutionary biology more often than not (esp if you ask the people I teach! lol)
Seraphim Valkyrin true. You feel pain where there’s nerves
Malcolm being the Robocop Movie was legit a good twist.
The best part is that we could have figured out considering it was mentioned in the previous episode that he was being cut to pieces.
Guess that explains what happened after the end of the Max Payne review.
@@madcap3450 To quote Mark Wahlburg, "What?! No!"
Damn, should have watched the review before checking the comments lol doh
"Planes 3?... Was there a Planes 2?"
"Wtf is planes?"
"That is the right answer!"
Yeah thats about right...
30:41
Better question WTF is Cars? i didn't care for that series of movies
@@TheGrimFamily I mean, there's no reason for them to be cars at all, you could have done it with people just as well. And because they were cars, we now have the planes spinoff.
Planes 2 was actually really good, nobody saw it because the first one was so bad.
😂😂😂😂😂
Hearing Doug do his own Duel of the Fates rendition was the best thing I've ever heard
RoboCrop - Without his suit, he might have just been a vegetable
Perfect. XD
🏆this is for you
👐✋🤜✋✋
Well he's already a vegetable
Robocrop: cop on wheels
RoboCrop - this time it's corny-er
*Robocop about to show some emotion at the end*
*Rapsittie Street Kids voice* “SHUT THAT DOOR”
Please don't make me remember that movie...
Dafaq, that was line from the Man himself, Mark Freakin' Hamill!
🤣
@@Ziomaletto and you forgot he picked a project worse then.....whatever terrible movie he was in before Rapsittie street kids.
the christmas tree was better
Nostalgia Critic: “Robocoo, this time he’s a pigeon”
Hollywood: “he just gave us a great idea”
The sequel for Spies in Disguise
Actually, there's a good reason for this movie not being that good. This movie was directed by a brazilian director, José Padilha, who is a really good director (go watch the two Elite Squads.). In recent interviews, he said that he was really pressured by the studio, don't letting him with much creative fredom.
Executive meddling: The bane of anything artistic or creative.
@@Krendall2 or even the joker
Padillha is a hack. Elite squad is shit
@@en3525 elaborate on that
@Ahrun Mano isso seria foda kkkkk
You keep talking about the hypothetical Robocop game about a man getting augmented and it being a game about choice and actions- I believe that's called Deus Ex, Critic- and yes, it turned out great.
Goku x Sephiroth I actually just started Human Revolution and thought the same thing while I watched it. Also, nice name.
Then the second game came along...and the third...it wasnt bad but...yeah the second game was kind of...shortish...third one was...i felt like i was the most famous man in the world yet all i do is punch people and be a bitter jerkass...but yeah i love them all
We need the studio who made Dues Ex to do Robocop.
@John Collins I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
Jeremy would love that game for sure
...Why do his CGI lungs breath independently from his inhaling and exhaling?
and how do they breath without any sort of diaphragm?
You dumbo he s dual vaping that s why
Because the filmmakers don't actually understand how the lungs work. They just slap them on and make them move up and down.
Bro you obviously don't vape.
@@JVH960 -- if the containers the lungs are in works as a vacuum pump (aka. an "Iron lung"), they do the breathing for him.
It's supposed to have a noticeable effect on how you talk though. Distinctive pauses and short sentences. Just watch some UA-cam videos about polio survivors, and you'll notice it as soon as you start looking for it.
Fun fact: Your brain can’t feel any pain because it doesn’t have any pain receptors.
And quite a few brain surgeries take place with the patient awake as well.
Cool, but how the hell do headaches work then?
@@Guru_1092 Despite how they feel, especially the really bad ones like migraines, headaches aren't actually centered in the brain. The basic science is the nerves and blood vessels around the head and neck. The blood vessels can swell and the muscles can tighten and that's the source of the pain. Also keep in mind, there is more than one type of headache from basic to migraine and sinus. All of them are centered around the muscles of the head itself and not the brain. The brain is just receiving the pain signals from the nerves like any other kind of injury.
Guru Most headaches happen in the nerves, blood vessels and muscles that covers a person’s head and neck. So in reality headaches comes from what covers the brain or the scalp itself, but it can also take place inside the temples as well.
Seems like an intentional design flaw
24:05 This aged so well!!
Yeah. As someone that loves Robocop (the original), I really enjoyed Rouge City. It wasn't perfect of course, some things like the facial animations, and some animations in general are a bit rough, some of the VA (mainly the goons, they sound a little to Saturday morning cartoon to me), though getting Peter Weller back was awesome. I had a great time from start to finish. And IMO Rouge City is Robocop 3. Not the god awful movie we got.
I really forgot that there was a reboot of RoboCop... wow.
That's how forgettable it is.
Ditto!
Which is really the worst thing you can say about a movie
Same. And I saw it!
I saw it and I can remember about 30 seconds of it.
Actually that chicken/knock-knock joke was kinda funny.
It made chuckle a bit
Just for the record, Elite Squad is a masterpiece and if you ever wonder how things are here in Brazil, that movie is pretty accurate
But is not in english so fuck it! /SARCASM
It's actually a shit movie
@@en3525robocop is, not tropa de elite or elite squad, it's because is a national brazilian movie and not international american movie, and it's so realistic to all the scenarios in own country of crimes and violence, the director know how to do brazillian action movie, but not american one.
I've seen Joel Kinnaman in a bunch of movies over here in Sweden. He's a great actor (watch the Johan Falk-movies).
The studio didn't give him a good script, but he clearly did well with what he got.
He's also pretty good in Altered Carbon. He just needs an actual script. Not...whatever this was.
"Rated PG-13!" - 2019's answer to "A Family Picture!"
Naah that work better with pg rated films, hell he use it with Wild wild west beeing pg-13 replacing it with " a stupid line"
And to quote a bit of Rob, "Fuck PG-13."
Remember when “PG-13” actually meant something? Pepperidge Farm remembers
The saddest part of the remake was that it was just boring. It wasn't good, and it wasn't overly bad. It just kinda happened. :/
BirdOfHermes couldn’t disagree more
Very boring and CGI was crap.
TieFighter34 so wrong
Jokes on you, I honestly don't remember this movie existing.
Dead Boi your problem
Film shows American military style machines "promote peace and freedom"
Me: Yeah that pretty much sums up Wilsonian Interventionism
A very specific comparison, I congratulate you for that.
@@swagzagoon2596 Thanks I'm Canadian and I only know of Wilsonian Interventionism from Alternate History Hub's what if Wilson lost the 1912 election video.
@@jackzimmy8461 especially now with all the stuff named after him being renamed after Floyd's death last year
8:22 Throwing in the sleepy Mrs. Doubtfire camera worker was genius. It reflected the whole movie in a nutshell right there.
29:35 missed opportunity to call it a RoboFlop
IKR I THOUGHT THAT TOO
I'm glad someone said it
I'd buy that for a dollar. (The comment, not the Flop)
ROBOFLOP: This Time, It's Forgettable.
Maniac4Bricks or RoboCrap, RoboCunt, RoboCock, etc.
“You look like the Mega man version of Get Out.” 😂
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"YodelCop, It was good in Baby Driver. Not here."
- Do you remember any of the Robocop reboot?
• We just reviewed it.
▪ And?
• *I can't remember a thing*
Lmao
Omg i just finished the video and i only remember the sponsor
Wait, there was a Robocop reboot?
The sad part is i can see it 80-90 times and i just remember the skits
Put a square peg in a round hole
I liked the first act when it commented on the increasing use of drones in warfare. I think that's a really interesting concept of how foreign policy would be influenced if we no longer had to worry about human casualties in our foreign wars and how authoritative the government would become if they had an unlimited police force to control us. I don't think it did enough with it though.
Fun fact: this reboot was originally supposed to be much more in tone with the original in terms of violence and gore, even going for an R rating. But the studio cut the budget necessary for it so they pretty much had to water it down.
I agree, otherwise why did they hire the director of Tropa d'Elite?
MGM, how the mighty have fallen...
ARX 351 yes, Elite Squad was so gritty and violent, this director seemed like an perfect choice.
Yet another movie ruined by studio meddling.
Violence, gore or sex would still not have made this work, there has to be a context. The original script had energetic dialogue, and direction from a European with a genuine dislike of American capitalism and had real war experience. the odd paring of american script with foreign film maker magically worked with Robocop. It was the perfect combination of American action story with a Dutch angle.
24:01
This aged so damn well.
I would love to see a RoboCop game like Doug had mentioned. The psychological battle of having control over your thoughts and actions and/or the struggle between man and machine, artificial intelligence vs. human intelligence. With what Telltale did with licensed properties like The a Walking Dead and Batman, had they stayed afloat, I would have loved to see them take on this property and make a good decision based narrative. I just wish it would branch more like Quantic Dream’s Detroit: Become Human, as big a task as that would be.
well there is Robocop Rouge City coming out eventually.
I know it's been years, but Deus Ex provides that exact experience :)
Sir you are served
Rogue city!!!! Play it! It’s awesome!
Robocop (1987) - A kick-ass movie with an awesome villain that the relatable protagonist has a vandetta against and bloody good action!
Robocop (2014) - That happened?
Good point. Clarence Boddicker is one of the best movie villains ever, and the members of his gang are memorable too... and let's not forget Dick Jones, the white-collar mastermind villain.
Both of the movies suck
@@galenirby3553 r/woooosh
Until I saw this on the side thingie watching another video, I never knew the 2014 Robocop movie even existed.
@@galenirby3553 probably because you’re a sucker
You can get away with one F-Bomb in a PG-13 movie but it has to be in a non-sexual context. Calling someone a "mother-f'er" is a sexual context.
Sam Jackson really doesn't discriminate what scripts are offered to him outside of guaranteed hits with Marvel does he.
But didn't "motherfucker" has the same context as "asshole"?
@@zenmanlovesgames9906 that the literary meaning. In "fuck" in context of fucking would be "I fucked that bitch three times." Or is it?
But calling someone a fucker isnt sexual? That's the way it was used in Bruce Almighty, Bruce called someone a fucker
Hanako is best girl it’s more of an insult, but depends on the context.
“I hate you, you fucker!” - insult
“You’re a better fucker than your sister. I only lasted 3 minutes.” - sexual
From 27:30 to 27:48. The "little spurts and hands" part had me laughing for a good minute or two.
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*_THE GODFATHER INSERT KILLED ME 🤣🤣😂🤣_*
Not gonna lie i actually forgot the robocop reboot existed
Considering the first film had two sequels, a huge toy line and an animated series, this is more of a de-boot.
Yeah it been while.
Unfortunately, I didn't know this was a reboot. XD
You think you're special because of it?
Same!
Not even Michael Keaton was able to save this movie.
Or Gary Oldman
Those three legends couldn't save that movie now that is fuking saying something, someone animate how that is fuking saying something I will wait
Unfortunately he, Gary Oldman and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson couldn't save this reboot.
I enjoyed it
No the bad after you put it in its grave even a trailer
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
Me with anything I like ever.
Hocus Pocus by Focus is an amazing song though. So glad to hear it in a film. It fit the scene here and in Baby Driver.
It's good to see some people know the progressive rock classics. Glad to see it used anywhere really.
Prefer Gary Hoey's take on it......no yodelling
Also Trolls World Tour 😂😂😂
"This is where they make those Japanese Robocop commercials."
IT'S KOREAN!!!
I feel you man.....
I feel you
Daryl Dixon: Whatever lol
That just makes it funnier !!
I'm Korean and I kinda don't want to let the worlds know that we made ads that robocop came out from TV and eat chicken so...I let him think it was Japanese...the other world for that matter...in fact I relieve he didn't use it his ads review.
Don't worry, I'm fairly sure Japan still considers Korea rightfully part of Japan.
To be fair, Jose Padilha is actually a pretty decent filmmaker. He directed the surprise hit Elite Squad in 2007, created and produces "Narcos", and his Elite Squad sequel is still the biggest box office hit of all time in Brazil. Most of his work deals with numerous social issues with great skill, and from what I heard, he intended to make a smart, socially aware Robocop reboot film, but apparently studio interference ruined the movie. He told his pal Fernando Meirelles (director of the acclaimed "City of God") the following: "He is saying that it is the worst experience. For every 10 ideas he has, 9 are cut. Whatever he wants, he has to fight. It's hell here. I have never suffered so much and do not want to do it again." A few years later, Padilha said: "I didn't have the creative freedom I needed. I spent 90% of the time fighting the studio. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film. I will think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again. I got into this Hollywood business thinking that I could make the film I wanted, with my cinema criteria. My mistake."
You know, it'll never make any god damned sense to me why we even have "director" as an actual job in film if the studios are just going to hand them a paycheck, push them in a chair, and tell them to shut up. I mean, they're in the industry as a fucking director in the first place, because they want to be the one making the fucking movie! Directors more often than not know how to make good movies, and studios more often than not hire a director BECAUSE the have a history directing good movies, so it'll never cease to amaze, and piss me off why the hell a studio is going to hire a director for their movie if the whole time they're there they're going to deny them ANY creative control, and act like they can do it better than them.
Does the fucking movie industry even know how the hell movies are made, anymore?
I guess the studio took him to make "Elite squad 3" in english. Both elite squads are a perfect example of reverse robocop, where cops are losing their humanity because of social issues. And that assumed to be a twist in the old story of robocop. But USA isn't that cruel and most importantly people wouldn't watch this.
11:56 I wouldn't want my family to see me like that either. this is honestly way more emotional than you're giving it credit for
yea idk why everyone has a stick up there ass about this movie i think it was a great movie and wish theyd make more of them
Strongly disagree. As a father myself there is no way in hell if I found out I died and had a chance to see my kids and still be in their lives I wouldn’t take it. Even I was a talking eyeball. Anything to see and spend time with my children. Stone cold saying just say I’m dead without a second of hesitation is beyond stupid. Unless the movie portrayed him as a bad husband and father who hates being around his family then yes it would have hit stronger. They didn’t though.
@francisoffilth7953 He looks like a monster, a twisted malformation of what little organs he has remaining. He doesn't want to be seen as a monster to his family when he died an officer of the law, a hero. The entire movie is him accepting that his actions make him the hero and his family would continue to love him no matter what. I'm a father as well but the last thing I want my kids to see is their father as a sack of fucked up organs barely kept alive by a permanent suit of armor that I have little to no actual control over. Alex died as a hero, RoboCop was born a weapon.
@@dakotalane7983 well sure but I’d still figure out a way to still see them. I mean if they can take a dead person and transfer him into a robot. I’m sure they could come up with a way to FaceTime my family and look normal.
It really isn't tho.
That “Why did the chicken cross the road” joke was fantastic, I don’t care what anyone says 😂😂😂
Keaton: Make it black
NC as Baruchel: Is it because you're Batman?
NC as Keaton: Because I'm Batman
Instant like
Exactly
Christian bale batman: dose it come on black.
"You look like the MegaMan version of Get Out."
Webby candidacy 2019 confirmed.
16:10 is the best part of this whole review.
28:42 kills me every time
"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
PG-13? We saw a less graphic brain in "Hannibal."
14:51 NC, your brain does not have pain receptors (i.e. nociceptors). But the tissue layers, like the meninges, does. If Murphy's head is already exposed, then you don't need anesthetics to operate on the brain.
Also, brain surgery is usually performed with the patient being conscious, it allows the surgeon to immediately be informed of anything funny going on.
{Haggis442312} I wanted to add that but too much text bogs down people. And yes, that is true. However, when I was shadowing a neurosurgeon, some of the other neurosurgeons I met did craniotomies with the patient out. It really depends on the operation being performed.
Ok you have no nerves in the brain but wouldnt it still hurt to have the top of your head removed from your body
@@RealDSY You have lots of nerves in the brain, just not the kind for feeling. Yes, the flesh and bone outside of the brain can feel plenty!
@@RealDSY true but Robocop had a brain case not a skull so...why did they put him under?
The POV opening here is just SPOT ON, well done. Absolutely hilarious along with the review, it sums up my feelings of the film very well.
24:00 funny how he mentioned that and now there is literally going to be a robocop game called robocop rouge city and in fact there are choices that will affect the outcome of the ending
Detroit: Become Robocop is basically Connor from that game
I was thinking Detroit: Become Human when he said it could be a game, and the way the windows look like "Uploading evidence files" has a similar look to the border the options you can select and such have.
Yup my thought exactly
I'd still rather watch this film than give Mr. Ze Bad Game any money :P
@@YouCanCallMeXoe detroit is an amazing game
I guess it is totally fair to expect a more emotional response from characters in films. But in real life reunions are often awkward and unsatisfying cause people don't know what to say or do. So, at least that one scene, i get why it is the way it is.
Yes, but even with that, people still express emotions. Maybe nothing big like tears and hugs, but small things like facial expressions and uncertain glances. The actors' deadpan looks in most of those scenes is what kills it.
If only it were different from what came before, that could be the motivation.
I do think the failings with the family were because the director was trying to make the Robocop and his family "realistic" and "average Americans".
Wait, your reunions are mostly so emotionless and awkward?
@@Konkretertyp awkward yes but there is at less smiles all around.
The Director: “RoboCop” was a “stressful experience.” “I didn’t have the creative freedom I needed,” says Padilha. “I spent 90% of the time fighting. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film.” Padilha also says that he would “think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again,” and that he’d “rather face the reality than make movies about superheroes.”
10:55 "This is where they make those Japanese Robocop commercials"
*Shows a KOREAN Robocop commercial*
Ok then
Fallout 76 joke, I'll be honest I did not see that coming in a Robocop (2014) review.
That or a jab at Fortnite
To robocops defense. It did look like a better game
the roasts are real.
That and The Fortnight joke made this review Dated
That’s not hard!
22:26 Dammit, you missed the opportunity to call the bike ROBOCOCK!
Avgn already made that joke
The whole Iran scene is more relevant now, well except the robots
How is it more relevant now than it was then?
@@gezi5927 Idk when is the peak relevance of Iran commentary, but I really think it was super good:
The boy lost his dad in a grusome way and then commited suicide in a badass way, only to have the (insert) News anchor use the tragedy to further the narrative that this invasion is a great thing for the Iranians.
It showed just how dangerous it is to have some charismatic, super opinionated douche influence our views on legislation and inform us of a certain group's best interest.
@@user-bt3yt8lh5y true
"Except the robots" ... yet!
12:15 - Are you kidding me?!
In the original Murphy never saw what's left of him underneath the armor.
Here he's not programmed, he's still himself, with personality... And just saw that the only parts of his body that remained were his hand, lungs, neck, heart and head...
That itself IS enough to drive a man crazy, depressed and suicidal.
One of the best spoof intros ever! Well done, Doug
Hollywood remaking a freakin terrific movie that didn't need a damn remake.
Hollywood improve bad or awful movies that could be good or great with remakes such as Doom, Double Dragon, Fist of the North Star, The Shadow, Ghost Rider, The Guyver, The Wraith, Daredevil, Island Claws, The Phantom, etc.
Not remake good or terrific movies because that isn't the damn purpose of a freakin remake.
Agreed. I would love to see a remake of Laserblast.
The Guyver....😮
Jon Dante I don’t know why that shocks you
The 1st movie is a unfaithful adaptation including with insufferable villains and a not charismatic hero
Fully agree on Doom, FOTNS, Shadow, and Guyver but the Wraith needs to stay in the 80's with that amazing 80's soundtrack!
Desmond Ellis
No it doesn’t.
I want to see a remake with the car being used because of a bigger budget.
The first mistake they made was making a pg13. The thing that made the original one brilliant was being violent!
When he calls Detroit beautiful, I can’t help but think of “Take Him to Detroit!”
"Dead or alive you're coming with me" he meant that if he dies, then Keaton dies too, but if he stays alive, RoboCop is taking him in. Kind of like saying, "I'll see you in hell." It made perfect sense.
Or ya know it just means Either he's taking Keaton in dead or alive. It's not really that deep.
I felt so bad for the Malcolm Robocop : (
ROBO-MALCOLM! This time, he was killed by pirates.
12:34 "and if they did their job right so will your wife!" true but will murphy enjoy the playtime as well? Seems kinda unfair in that situation to be honest here.
It should have things connecting to his brain for him to feel pleasure.
Can we have a full version of that "Duel of Fates" funny cover?
Doug's version of duel of the fates is very relatable
Funny thing is, My local Dollar Tree has the BLU-RAY - and I mean a ton of them.
Everytime I walk by the display, I say, wont buy that for a dollar!
Ha ha! Yeah, I see that movie at Big Lots all the time.
I mean, I'd buy it for a dollar. No more, though.
If I could like that comment twice, I would.
I got mine from Dollar Tree
The fuck are you doing shopping at dollar tree? I have to do inventory there all the time, they are the most universally filthy stores imaginable and their fat bitch of a DM makes me realize what it must be like to work for Jabba the Hutt. Have some self respect, fucking walmart is better..
Well, it took 9 years after this movie that we got a proper RoboCop -game, and thankfully, it has NOTHING to do with this movie. Instead it's in the continuity of the original movies, taking place after RoboCop 2.
"the goal is to die on television just like an Oscar host" xD hahaaha good one.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Robo-mess? You could have gone with robo-FLOP! ROBO-FLOP!!!
You'd need to clean it up with a robo-mop
@@rev0568 You need to robo-stop these puns.
"This time, it all goes south."
@@jabler3529 Why don’t you robo-stop these robo-puns you Robo-cop!
@@edmontonboy99 Already pulled the robo-cop pun, mate!
I'm sort of scratching my head on how a Robocop remake that invloves the likes of Samuel Jackson , Michael Keaton , and Garry Oldman could possibly fail.
Change the color, RoboCop is not Batman.
Such is the power of Joel Kinnaman/
Good Actors Don't make a movie,
@@javierpowell4705 Yeah , but it could've worked
@@BugsyFoga yeah of course, any idea could work, the premise is interesting and great actors could never detract from that, problem is in execution my friend
WTF.. I didn’t realise the lion made that noise at the beginning 😐😐🤣🤣🤣
11:29 Robocrop: this time, he's organic
"That sun is not a cooperative actor!"
I *never* thought I would hear that about the sun xD
If you ask any photography director, they’ll probably tell you the same, poor guys are obsessed with it.
Shut up about the sun.... SHUT, UP, ABOUT, THE, SUN!
All the "emotions" were stolen by David Cage.
Really? What did he do, throw them away?
@@Krendall2 He made ze bad game
14:43 actually it’s considered standard clinical practice to keep the patient awake for brain surgery and the brain itself doesn’t feel pain so it wouldn’t hurt
Edit 14:47 so now ow
Critic fucking predicated a Robocop game 4 years ago, Robocop Rogue City literally has choice and psychological decisions that hinge on Robocops 3 prime directives, be more human or machine.
That shot of just his lungs, head and hand are probably the best part of this movie.
The one good part of the movie.
The scene just brings to focus how much of him was actually left earlier in the movie. He had an arm, leg, entire torso, neck, and head. So where did the other parts go?.
@@akatoshslayer7599
In the bin, they did mention that there was so much tissue damage it was impossible to reuse his limbs, they couldn't do a Vader and just stick Cybernetics to his stumps.
Love the Fallout 76 joke
Country Roads, take me home!
Fallout 76 is a joke
Can't believe I wanted to actually get that game. Good rendition of Country Roads, though.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 The only good thing from that game
The games better now then what it was
when you put in the subtitles the line "I'm the Nostalgia Critic" turns into "I'm gonna stab the Critic" XD
I actually love the ideas in this remake although the execution isn’t always perfect. Maybe just a tad too harsh on the film. I’d go see the sequel if they ever make one
"Commisioner Gordon"
"Batman"
or
"Sirius Black"
"Vulture"
The first one makes more sense considering the same franchise.
SeekerMillan _Wooooooosh_
Or beetle juice and Dracula, I can name two characters they played with no connection too
Jim Gordon and Batman FTW
"Rosencrantz"
"Dogberry"
23:36 that Duel of the Fates parody was hilarious and the reoccurring jokes were surprisingly effective. Definitely one of the better reviews
Wild that Doug sort of predicted Robocop: Rogue City.
Coming from the tail end of 2023, they DID make a RoboCop video game called Rogue City and it was surprisingly awesome.
Damn nostalgia critic came after my life with that fall out 76 joke 😂
i dont know man somehow i get it and dont get it
He came after your life... WHAT???
Your life must suck
. . . *Well the chart says-*
*FORGET ABOUT WHAT THE CHART SAYS!!!*
@@pinknet9811 Well the chart says...
I love the part when he was singing the Darth Maul fight
Duel of The Fates score
11:26 I'm surprised that he didn't make a joke on how it's a miracle that Alex wasn't shut down with his face in the water and drowned.
I was wondering if that only occurred to me!
Show of hands, who all completely forget this remake happened?
I honestly forgot about it
I didn't. How could I ever forget one of the absolute worst theatre experiences of my entire life!
I honesty forgot this was a thing
Yep, really confused when I saw the notification
I remembered it but forgot some parts of it.
8:01 Ugh, 2014 Murphy is more of a robot before he even BECAME ROBOCOP! What a Douche!
By the way I love the opening scene for you’re review it’s funny, straight to the point, and quick
(7:01) Hey how come Christopher Walken wasn’t in that Instant Cool Kit?!
The kit required more cowbell.
It apparently got forgotten so fast that I didn't even know they remade it
Why is this Multimillion dollar remake somehow CHEAPER than Robocop 3?
oh yeah, I keep forgetting about Robocop 3
Wasn't that the one with Japanese robot men with katanas and robocop having a jetpack? Yeah that's a better movie then this one.
@@SharpDesignI only remember Robocop and Robocop 2
@@SharpDesign Robocop timeless classic, and Robocop 2 is good
"Different, scares people!" Quote of the decade.
And now Robocop is about to be in Mortal Kombat 11 as a playable character with tons of callbacks to the first movie. So things worked out in the end.
Absolute win