RoboCop (2014) - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  6 років тому +2152

    Everyone press F to pay respects to the guitar

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 5 років тому +2118

    "That boring guy from Suicide Squad."
    "Which one?"
    Genius.

    • @memberberry8242
      @memberberry8242 4 роки тому +14

      There is absolutely nothing genius about Nostalgia Critic.

    • @jayv9353
      @jayv9353 4 роки тому +104

      @@memberberry8242 said the guy who is subscribed to OnisionSpeaks.

    • @memberberry8242
      @memberberry8242 4 роки тому +10

      @@jayv9353 hahaha holly shit you're checking my subscriptions. Wow that is sad buddy. Anyway I am since I'm interested with all the shit that's going down between him and Chris Hansen. I hope that he goes to prison honestly.

    • @FLASHPNTz
      @FLASHPNTz 4 роки тому +56

      Memberberry bruh why are you mad

    • @dicksimmons3147
      @dicksimmons3147 4 роки тому +39

      Memberberry why are you here then

  • @KombatantChampion
    @KombatantChampion 5 років тому +1158

    Michael Keaton: "Commissioner Gordon."
    Gary Oldman: "Batman."
    Holy shit! He's right!

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 4 роки тому +1010

    "And if they did their job right, your wife will have a toy, as well"
    *Robosex: This time, he's always ready for round two*

  • @The_Fuse_Maestro11
    @The_Fuse_Maestro11 4 роки тому +149

    Ok not gonna lie that “knock knock” and “why did the chicken cross the road” joke was pretty good

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 3 роки тому +11

      THANK YOU! I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else called out how amazing that joke was, thank you for getting it! XD

    • @shawnattwells5355
      @shawnattwells5355 2 роки тому +8

      I'll buy that for a dollar.

    • @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS
      @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS 7 місяців тому

      Hell yeah it was really clever!!

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 6 років тому +597

    Just an FYI. The brain surgery part is pretty accurate. They keep patients awake so that they can ask them questions so they can tell if they are in the right parts of the brain or not and to make sure they didn't accidentally damage something. Oh and there would be no "ouch" as the brain doesn't feel pain.

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 років тому +48

      Correct no pain receptors in the Brain

    • @Delphineas
      @Delphineas 6 років тому +45

      You're wrong!
      Actually, no, you are right. I had a Deep Brain Stimulator implanted in 2013, and since my dystonia affected my neck and torso so much I was under for all of it. Which was alright with me, spasms or no there is no way in hell I wanted to be awake while they drilled holes in my skull. Not sure local anesthesia would have masked just how creepy that'd be.

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 6 років тому +16

      Seraphim Valkyrin Huh, I did not know that. Interesting but also sort of disconcerting too? Like, the fact that there are pain receptors everywhere in your body EXCEPT on arguably the most important organ.

    • @TheBoxingCannabyte
      @TheBoxingCannabyte 6 років тому +18

      @@gothicMCRgirl No it makes plenty of sense if you understand evolutionary biology, all of our nerves stem from the brain, the skull is meant to protect the brain which is why you feel it in your skull, feeling it in the brain wouldn't make sense in terms of how the nervous system is developed and what we understand about the brain. It'd have to have a whole extra layer of "brain goo" or some kinda "brain muscle" for nerves to attach to to send signals into the brain and even then it wouldn't directly be the brain feeling pain.
      I hope that made sense. I suck at layman explanations when it comes to neurology and evolutionary biology more often than not (esp if you ask the people I teach! lol)

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 6 років тому +1

      Seraphim Valkyrin true. You feel pain where there’s nerves

  • @PauloVitorHMK
    @PauloVitorHMK 6 років тому +380

    Malcolm being the Robocop Movie was legit a good twist.

    • @LuccianoBartolini
      @LuccianoBartolini 6 років тому +17

      The best part is that we could have figured out considering it was mentioned in the previous episode that he was being cut to pieces.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 6 років тому +10

      Guess that explains what happened after the end of the Max Payne review.

    • @Liowen
      @Liowen 6 років тому +11

      @@madcap3450 To quote Mark Wahlburg, "What?! No!"

    • @Ermac_______________________69
      @Ermac_______________________69 6 років тому +4

      Damn, should have watched the review before checking the comments lol doh

  • @dbert1024
    @dbert1024 6 років тому +795

    *Robocop about to show some emotion at the end*
    *Rapsittie Street Kids voice* “SHUT THAT DOOR”

    • @wikus2411
      @wikus2411 6 років тому +22

      Please don't make me remember that movie...

    • @Ziomaletto
      @Ziomaletto 5 років тому +9

      Dafaq, that was line from the Man himself, Mark Freakin' Hamill!

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 5 років тому +3

      🤣

    • @Kazzy234
      @Kazzy234 5 років тому +6

      @@Ziomaletto and you forgot he picked a project worse then.....whatever terrible movie he was in before Rapsittie street kids.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 5 років тому +4

      the christmas tree was better

  • @canalaovento8279
    @canalaovento8279 4 роки тому +343

    Actually, there's a good reason for this movie not being that good. This movie was directed by a brazilian director, José Padilha, who is a really good director (go watch the two Elite Squads.). In recent interviews, he said that he was really pressured by the studio, don't letting him with much creative fredom.

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 4 роки тому +53

      Executive meddling: The bane of anything artistic or creative.

    • @Zimmy_1981
      @Zimmy_1981 4 роки тому +5

      @@Krendall2 or even the joker

    • @en3525
      @en3525 4 роки тому +4

      Padillha is a hack. Elite squad is shit

    • @canalaovento8279
      @canalaovento8279 4 роки тому +12

      @@en3525 elaborate on that

    • @canalaovento8279
      @canalaovento8279 4 роки тому +3

      @Ahrun Mano isso seria foda kkkkk

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 6 років тому +1176

    RoboCrop - Without his suit, he might have just been a vegetable

    • @98953812
      @98953812 6 років тому +23

      Perfect. XD

    • @cooperschlickau4062
      @cooperschlickau4062 5 років тому +17

      🏆this is for you

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 5 років тому +5

      👐✋🤜✋✋

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 5 років тому +6

      Well he's already a vegetable
      Robocrop: cop on wheels

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 5 років тому +6

      RoboCrop - this time it's corny-er

  • @EdenVibin
    @EdenVibin 5 років тому +209

    "Planes 3?... Was there a Planes 2?"
    "Wtf is planes?"
    "That is the right answer!"
    Yeah thats about right...
    30:41

    • @TheGrimFamily
      @TheGrimFamily 4 роки тому +2

      Better question WTF is Cars? i didn't care for that series of movies

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 4 роки тому +9

      @@TheGrimFamily I mean, there's no reason for them to be cars at all, you could have done it with people just as well. And because they were cars, we now have the planes spinoff.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 4 роки тому +3

      Planes 2 was actually really good, nobody saw it because the first one was so bad.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 5 років тому +660

    You keep talking about the hypothetical Robocop game about a man getting augmented and it being a game about choice and actions- I believe that's called Deus Ex, Critic- and yes, it turned out great.

    • @fazza2560
      @fazza2560 5 років тому +28

      Goku x Sephiroth I actually just started Human Revolution and thought the same thing while I watched it. Also, nice name.

    • @alexandrehenrique7203
      @alexandrehenrique7203 5 років тому +14

      Then the second game came along...and the third...it wasnt bad but...yeah the second game was kind of...shortish...third one was...i felt like i was the most famous man in the world yet all i do is punch people and be a bitter jerkass...but yeah i love them all

    • @TopHatProductions115
      @TopHatProductions115 4 роки тому +12

      We need the studio who made Dues Ex to do Robocop.

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 4 роки тому +2

      @John Collins I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

    • @Zimmy_1981
      @Zimmy_1981 4 роки тому

      Jeremy would love that game for sure

  • @menanmate2006
    @menanmate2006 2 роки тому +76

    Hearing Doug do his own Duel of the Fates rendition was the best thing I've ever heard

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 6 місяців тому

      Well it was either that or play the actual music and get demonetized.

  • @xBirdOfHermes
    @xBirdOfHermes 6 років тому +851

    The saddest part of the remake was that it was just boring. It wasn't good, and it wasn't overly bad. It just kinda happened. :/

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 6 років тому +13

      BirdOfHermes couldn’t disagree more

    • @tiefighter3445
      @tiefighter3445 6 років тому +39

      Very boring and CGI was crap.

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 6 років тому +7

      TieFighter34 so wrong

    • @El-Gato69
      @El-Gato69 6 років тому +24

      Jokes on you, I honestly don't remember this movie existing.

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 5 років тому +3

      Dead Boi your problem

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 6 років тому +586

    29:35 missed opportunity to call it a RoboFlop

    • @wesusaa
      @wesusaa 6 років тому +13

      IKR I THOUGHT THAT TOO

    • @Futurestarra
      @Futurestarra 6 років тому +6

      I'm glad someone said it

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 6 років тому +8

      I'd buy that for a dollar. (The comment, not the Flop)

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 6 років тому +10

      ROBOFLOP: This Time, It's Forgettable.

    • @officialtrailers9075
      @officialtrailers9075 6 років тому

      Maniac4Bricks or RoboCrap, RoboCunt, RoboCock, etc.

  • @comicloverdoesstuff8967
    @comicloverdoesstuff8967 6 років тому +138

    Keaton: Make it black
    NC as Baruchel: Is it because you're Batman?
    NC as Keaton: Because I'm Batman
    Instant like

  • @lilgabbo2587
    @lilgabbo2587 4 роки тому +116

    Nostalgia Critic: “Robocoo, this time he’s a pigeon”
    Hollywood: “he just gave us a great idea”

  • @movienerds7790
    @movienerds7790 6 років тому +317

    Fun fact: this reboot was originally supposed to be much more in tone with the original in terms of violence and gore, even going for an R rating. But the studio cut the budget necessary for it so they pretty much had to water it down.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 6 років тому +18

      I agree, otherwise why did they hire the director of Tropa d'Elite?

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 6 років тому +12

      MGM, how the mighty have fallen...

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 6 років тому +26

      ARX 351 yes, Elite Squad was so gritty and violent, this director seemed like an perfect choice.

    • @katietaylor8314
      @katietaylor8314 6 років тому +40

      Yet another movie ruined by studio meddling.

    • @RoodeMenon
      @RoodeMenon 6 років тому +31

      Violence, gore or sex would still not have made this work, there has to be a context. The original script had energetic dialogue, and direction from a European with a genuine dislike of American capitalism and had real war experience. the odd paring of american script with foreign film maker magically worked with Robocop. It was the perfect combination of American action story with a Dutch angle.

  • @donalddewar1502
    @donalddewar1502 5 років тому +174

    "Rated PG-13!" - 2019's answer to "A Family Picture!"

    • @motor4X4kombat
      @motor4X4kombat 5 років тому +4

      Naah that work better with pg rated films, hell he use it with Wild wild west beeing pg-13 replacing it with " a stupid line"

    • @mysticmind4563
      @mysticmind4563 4 роки тому +2

      And to quote a bit of Rob, "Fuck PG-13."

    • @austinmorrison6953
      @austinmorrison6953 3 роки тому +1

      Remember when “PG-13” actually meant something? Pepperidge Farm remembers

    • @beauwalker9820
      @beauwalker9820 2 місяці тому

      ​@@austinmorrison6953 Heck, PG basically just means "G" now, seeing as the G-Rating doesn't exist anymore.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 6 років тому +1628

    I really forgot that there was a reboot of RoboCop... wow.

    • @blammowammo5886
      @blammowammo5886 6 років тому +63

      That's how forgettable it is.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 6 років тому +15

      Ditto!

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 6 років тому +56

      Which is really the worst thing you can say about a movie

    • @MatCor-ty7zi
      @MatCor-ty7zi 6 років тому +15

      Same. And I saw it!

    • @Magnero
      @Magnero 6 років тому +20

      I saw it and I can remember about 30 seconds of it.

  • @TheBlueArmageddon
    @TheBlueArmageddon Рік тому +41

    24:05 This aged so well!!

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 8 місяців тому +4

      Yeah. As someone that loves Robocop (the original), I really enjoyed Rouge City. It wasn't perfect of course, some things like the facial animations, and some animations in general are a bit rough, some of the VA (mainly the goons, they sound a little to Saturday morning cartoon to me), though getting Peter Weller back was awesome. I had a great time from start to finish. And IMO Rouge City is Robocop 3. Not the god awful movie we got.

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 6 років тому +153

    Actually that chicken/knock-knock joke was kinda funny.

  • @finaltouchstudio_
    @finaltouchstudio_ 6 років тому +357

    One of the best spoof intros ever! Well done, Doug

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 6 років тому +787

    ...Why do his CGI lungs breath independently from his inhaling and exhaling?

    • @JVH960
      @JVH960 6 років тому +66

      and how do they breath without any sort of diaphragm?

    • @marvincdt
      @marvincdt 6 років тому +20

      You dumbo he s dual vaping that s why

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 6 років тому +64

      Because the filmmakers don't actually understand how the lungs work. They just slap them on and make them move up and down.

    • @MarillSweatshirt
      @MarillSweatshirt 6 років тому +6

      Bro you obviously don't vape.

    • @Grizabeebles
      @Grizabeebles 6 років тому +37

      @@JVH960 -- if the containers the lungs are in works as a vacuum pump (aka. an "Iron lung"), they do the breathing for him.
      It's supposed to have a noticeable effect on how you talk though. Distinctive pauses and short sentences. Just watch some UA-cam videos about polio survivors, and you'll notice it as soon as you start looking for it.

  • @lanikmueller9318
    @lanikmueller9318 4 роки тому +82

    Just for the record, Elite Squad is a masterpiece and if you ever wonder how things are here in Brazil, that movie is pretty accurate

    • @TigreRG
      @TigreRG 4 роки тому

      But is not in english so fuck it! /SARCASM

    • @en3525
      @en3525 4 роки тому

      It's actually a shit movie

    • @cauaviniciusguedes2004
      @cauaviniciusguedes2004 4 роки тому +11

      @@en3525robocop is, not tropa de elite or elite squad, it's because is a national brazilian movie and not international american movie, and it's so realistic to all the scenarios in own country of crimes and violence, the director know how to do brazillian action movie, but not american one.

  • @brianstraight9308
    @brianstraight9308 6 років тому +144

    You can get away with one F-Bomb in a PG-13 movie but it has to be in a non-sexual context. Calling someone a "mother-f'er" is a sexual context.

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 6 років тому +10

      Sam Jackson really doesn't discriminate what scripts are offered to him outside of guaranteed hits with Marvel does he.

    • @tovrobi5097
      @tovrobi5097 6 років тому +9

      But didn't "motherfucker" has the same context as "asshole"?

    • @tovrobi5097
      @tovrobi5097 6 років тому +3

      @@zenmanlovesgames9906 that the literary meaning. In "fuck" in context of fucking would be "I fucked that bitch three times." Or is it?

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 6 років тому +7

      But calling someone a fucker isnt sexual? That's the way it was used in Bruce Almighty, Bruce called someone a fucker

    • @BigMac87963
      @BigMac87963 6 років тому

      Hanako is best girl it’s more of an insult, but depends on the context.
      “I hate you, you fucker!” - insult
      “You’re a better fucker than your sister. I only lasted 3 minutes.” - sexual

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 років тому +467

    Robocop (1987) - A kick-ass movie with an awesome villain that the relatable protagonist has a vandetta against and bloody good action!
    Robocop (2014) - That happened?

    • @Andros2709
      @Andros2709 4 роки тому +38

      Good point. Clarence Boddicker is one of the best movie villains ever, and the members of his gang are memorable too... and let's not forget Dick Jones, the white-collar mastermind villain.

    • @galenirby3553
      @galenirby3553 4 роки тому +3

      Both of the movies suck

    • @someone0
      @someone0 4 роки тому +7

      @@galenirby3553 r/woooosh

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +5

      Until I saw this on the side thingie watching another video, I never knew the 2014 Robocop movie even existed.

    • @doh4828
      @doh4828 3 роки тому +1

      @@galenirby3553 probably because you’re a sucker

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 6 років тому +280

    Not even Michael Keaton was able to save this movie.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +12

      Or Gary Oldman

    • @burnthetrolls5971
      @burnthetrolls5971 6 років тому +16

      Those three legends couldn't save that movie now that is fuking saying something, someone animate how that is fuking saying something I will wait

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 6 років тому +6

      Unfortunately he, Gary Oldman and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson couldn't save this reboot.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 6 років тому

      I enjoyed it

    • @moviegirlaka
      @moviegirlaka 6 років тому

      No the bad after you put it in its grave even a trailer

  • @metaldragmire8539
    @metaldragmire8539 4 роки тому +172

    Fun fact: Your brain can’t feel any pain because it doesn’t have any pain receptors.

    • @coleslade
      @coleslade 4 роки тому +20

      And quite a few brain surgeries take place with the patient awake as well.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 4 роки тому +4

      Cool, but how the hell do headaches work then?

    • @coleslade
      @coleslade 4 роки тому +28

      @@Guru_1092 Despite how they feel, especially the really bad ones like migraines, headaches aren't actually centered in the brain. The basic science is the nerves and blood vessels around the head and neck. The blood vessels can swell and the muscles can tighten and that's the source of the pain. Also keep in mind, there is more than one type of headache from basic to migraine and sinus. All of them are centered around the muscles of the head itself and not the brain. The brain is just receiving the pain signals from the nerves like any other kind of injury.

    • @metaldragmire8539
      @metaldragmire8539 4 роки тому +11

      Guru Most headaches happen in the nerves, blood vessels and muscles that covers a person’s head and neck. So in reality headaches comes from what covers the brain or the scalp itself, but it can also take place inside the temples as well.

    • @justnoah9334
      @justnoah9334 3 роки тому +4

      Seems like an intentional design flaw

  • @a.melanoleuca2247
    @a.melanoleuca2247 6 років тому +257

    14:51 NC, your brain does not have pain receptors (i.e. nociceptors). But the tissue layers, like the meninges, does. If Murphy's head is already exposed, then you don't need anesthetics to operate on the brain.

    • @perw12345
      @perw12345 6 років тому +66

      Also, brain surgery is usually performed with the patient being conscious, it allows the surgeon to immediately be informed of anything funny going on.

    • @a.melanoleuca2247
      @a.melanoleuca2247 6 років тому +31

      {Haggis442312} I wanted to add that but too much text bogs down people. And yes, that is true. However, when I was shadowing a neurosurgeon, some of the other neurosurgeons I met did craniotomies with the patient out. It really depends on the operation being performed.

    • @RealDSY
      @RealDSY 5 років тому +6

      Ok you have no nerves in the brain but wouldnt it still hurt to have the top of your head removed from your body

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 5 років тому +5

      @@RealDSY You have lots of nerves in the brain, just not the kind for feeling. Yes, the flesh and bone outside of the brain can feel plenty!

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 років тому +2

      @@RealDSY true but Robocop had a brain case not a skull so...why did they put him under?

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer 6 років тому +385

    yo critic y'awesome

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      @justabitrandom1128 6 років тому +8

      Oh hey. The Theorizer, nice to see you here on NC.

    • @twistedrazor4730
      @twistedrazor4730 6 років тому +6

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    • @superthorc6894
      @superthorc6894 6 років тому +1

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    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 6 років тому +1

      You always make my day!

    • @sadturtle540
      @sadturtle540 6 років тому +1

      Didn't expect to see you in the comments can't wait till your next total drama Theory I grew up with that show and it was one of the few shows I could agree on with my sister

  • @mikew1507
    @mikew1507 6 років тому +128

    To be fair, Jose Padilha is actually a pretty decent filmmaker. He directed the surprise hit Elite Squad in 2007, created and produces "Narcos", and his Elite Squad sequel is still the biggest box office hit of all time in Brazil. Most of his work deals with numerous social issues with great skill, and from what I heard, he intended to make a smart, socially aware Robocop reboot film, but apparently studio interference ruined the movie. He told his pal Fernando Meirelles (director of the acclaimed "City of God") the following: "He is saying that it is the worst experience. For every 10 ideas he has, 9 are cut. Whatever he wants, he has to fight. It's hell here. I have never suffered so much and do not want to do it again." A few years later, Padilha said: "I didn't have the creative freedom I needed. I spent 90% of the time fighting the studio. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film. I will think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again. I got into this Hollywood business thinking that I could make the film I wanted, with my cinema criteria. My mistake."

    • @ToaKoran
      @ToaKoran 6 років тому +15

      You know, it'll never make any god damned sense to me why we even have "director" as an actual job in film if the studios are just going to hand them a paycheck, push them in a chair, and tell them to shut up. I mean, they're in the industry as a fucking director in the first place, because they want to be the one making the fucking movie! Directors more often than not know how to make good movies, and studios more often than not hire a director BECAUSE the have a history directing good movies, so it'll never cease to amaze, and piss me off why the hell a studio is going to hire a director for their movie if the whole time they're there they're going to deny them ANY creative control, and act like they can do it better than them.
      Does the fucking movie industry even know how the hell movies are made, anymore?

    • @sushestvobezvolnoe
      @sushestvobezvolnoe 6 років тому +7

      I guess the studio took him to make "Elite squad 3" in english. Both elite squads are a perfect example of reverse robocop, where cops are losing their humanity because of social issues. And that assumed to be a twist in the old story of robocop. But USA isn't that cruel and most importantly people wouldn't watch this.

  • @TheEngwall
    @TheEngwall 4 роки тому +57

    I've seen Joel Kinnaman in a bunch of movies over here in Sweden. He's a great actor (watch the Johan Falk-movies).
    The studio didn't give him a good script, but he clearly did well with what he got.

    • @TheOnlyToblin
      @TheOnlyToblin 2 роки тому +6

      He's also pretty good in Altered Carbon. He just needs an actual script. Not...whatever this was.

  • @EmanGameplay
    @EmanGameplay 6 років тому +281

    Detroit: Become Robocop is basically Connor from that game

    • @BlueAmpharos
      @BlueAmpharos 6 років тому +25

      I was thinking Detroit: Become Human when he said it could be a game, and the way the windows look like "Uploading evidence files" has a similar look to the border the options you can select and such have.

    • @annienord7203
      @annienord7203 5 років тому +1

      Yup my thought exactly

    • @YouCanCallMeXoe
      @YouCanCallMeXoe 5 років тому +1

      I'd still rather watch this film than give Mr. Ze Bad Game any money :P

    • @gasternecross
      @gasternecross 5 років тому

      @@YouCanCallMeXoe detroit is an amazing game

  • @a7000zo
    @a7000zo 5 років тому +642

    - Do you remember any of the Robocop reboot?
    • We just reviewed it.
    ▪ And?
    • *I can't remember a thing*
    Lmao

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 5 років тому +5

      Omg i just finished the video and i only remember the sponsor

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 5 років тому +6

      Wait, there was a Robocop reboot?

    • @alexandrehenrique7203
      @alexandrehenrique7203 5 років тому +2

      The sad part is i can see it 80-90 times and i just remember the skits

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 5 років тому +1

      Put a square peg in a round hole

    • @davidsumner7604
      @davidsumner7604 4 роки тому

      I liked the first act when it commented on the increasing use of drones in warfare. I think that's a really interesting concept of how foreign policy would be influenced if we no longer had to worry about human casualties in our foreign wars and how authoritative the government would become if they had an unlimited police force to control us. I don't think it did enough with it though.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 роки тому +44

    Film shows American military style machines "promote peace and freedom"
    Me: Yeah that pretty much sums up Wilsonian Interventionism

    • @swagzagoon2596
      @swagzagoon2596 4 роки тому +1

      A very specific comparison, I congratulate you for that.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 роки тому +3

      @@swagzagoon2596 Thanks I'm Canadian and I only know of Wilsonian Interventionism from Alternate History Hub's what if Wilson lost the 1912 election video.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 роки тому

      @@jackyzimmerman especially now with all the stuff named after him being renamed after Floyd's death last year

    • @beauwalker9820
      @beauwalker9820 2 місяці тому +1

      I can't tell if that part was meant to be ironic, or not. Unlike the original Robocop which has irony everywhere.

  • @munchrai6396
    @munchrai6396 6 років тому +139

    23:36 that Duel of the Fates parody was hilarious and the reoccurring jokes were surprisingly effective. Definitely one of the better reviews

  • @joeljames2683
    @joeljames2683 6 років тому +132

    Fallout 76 joke, I'll be honest I did not see that coming in a Robocop (2014) review.

    • @stephano1019
      @stephano1019 6 років тому +9

      That or a jab at Fortnite

    • @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
      @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 6 років тому +6

      To robocops defense. It did look like a better game

    • @AceDreamer
      @AceDreamer 6 років тому +2

      the roasts are real.

    • @zackbrangen1528
      @zackbrangen1528 6 років тому +1

      That and The Fortnight joke made this review Dated

    • @Skip2TheEnd
      @Skip2TheEnd 6 років тому

      That’s not hard!

  • @neoravencroft
    @neoravencroft 6 років тому +635

    "This is where they make those Japanese Robocop commercials."
    IT'S KOREAN!!!

    • @videopro60
      @videopro60 6 років тому +21

      I feel you man.....
      I feel you

    • @MichelleOfDarkness
      @MichelleOfDarkness 6 років тому +10

      Daryl Dixon: Whatever lol

    • @wellthismachinekills3809
      @wellthismachinekills3809 6 років тому +7

      That just makes it funnier !!

    • @juon91
      @juon91 6 років тому +41

      I'm Korean and I kinda don't want to let the worlds know that we made ads that robocop came out from TV and eat chicken so...I let him think it was Japanese...the other world for that matter...in fact I relieve he didn't use it his ads review.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 6 років тому +9

      Don't worry, I'm fairly sure Japan still considers Korea rightfully part of Japan.

  • @raymondvanderbunt5063
    @raymondvanderbunt5063 4 роки тому +29

    8:22 Throwing in the sleepy Mrs. Doubtfire camera worker was genius. It reflected the whole movie in a nutshell right there.

  • @waterlily7343
    @waterlily7343 6 років тому +322

    I guess it is totally fair to expect a more emotional response from characters in films. But in real life reunions are often awkward and unsatisfying cause people don't know what to say or do. So, at least that one scene, i get why it is the way it is.

    • @WillcraftAnimations
      @WillcraftAnimations 6 років тому +72

      Yes, but even with that, people still express emotions. Maybe nothing big like tears and hugs, but small things like facial expressions and uncertain glances. The actors' deadpan looks in most of those scenes is what kills it.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 6 років тому +17

      If only it were different from what came before, that could be the motivation.

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 6 років тому +3

      I do think the failings with the family were because the director was trying to make the Robocop and his family "realistic" and "average Americans".

    • @Konkretertyp
      @Konkretertyp 6 років тому +3

      Wait, your reunions are mostly so emotionless and awkward?

    • @dujeanhickling61
      @dujeanhickling61 6 років тому +4

      @@Konkretertyp awkward yes but there is at less smiles all around.

  • @JesauV64
    @JesauV64 6 років тому +130

    Not gonna lie i actually forgot the robocop reboot existed

    • @gmoney66
      @gmoney66 6 років тому +10

      Considering the first film had two sequels, a huge toy line and an animated series, this is more of a de-boot.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 6 років тому

      Yeah it been while.

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 6 років тому

      Unfortunately, I didn't know this was a reboot. XD

    • @mr.lafitte336
      @mr.lafitte336 6 років тому

      You think you're special because of it?

    • @eviltom17
      @eviltom17 6 років тому

      Same!

  • @poundbagcom
    @poundbagcom 6 років тому +288

    Funny thing is, My local Dollar Tree has the BLU-RAY - and I mean a ton of them.
    Everytime I walk by the display, I say, wont buy that for a dollar!

    • @tiefighter3445
      @tiefighter3445 6 років тому +4

      Ha ha! Yeah, I see that movie at Big Lots all the time.

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 6 років тому +14

      I mean, I'd buy it for a dollar. No more, though.

    • @SlenWash
      @SlenWash 6 років тому +7

      If I could like that comment twice, I would.

    • @geekhut6296
      @geekhut6296 5 років тому +2

      I got mine from Dollar Tree

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 5 років тому +1

      The fuck are you doing shopping at dollar tree? I have to do inventory there all the time, they are the most universally filthy stores imaginable and their fat bitch of a DM makes me realize what it must be like to work for Jabba the Hutt. Have some self respect, fucking walmart is better..

  • @lenerdhill2928
    @lenerdhill2928 4 роки тому +24

    From 27:30 to 27:48. The "little spurts and hands" part had me laughing for a good minute or two.

  • @jasoncase9481
    @jasoncase9481 5 років тому +107

    Hollywood remaking a freakin terrific movie that didn't need a damn remake.
    Hollywood improve bad or awful movies that could be good or great with remakes such as Doom, Double Dragon, Fist of the North Star, The Shadow, Ghost Rider, The Guyver, The Wraith, Daredevil, Island Claws, The Phantom, etc.
    Not remake good or terrific movies because that isn't the damn purpose of a freakin remake.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 років тому +3

      Agreed. I would love to see a remake of Laserblast.

    • @DantevKratos
      @DantevKratos 4 роки тому +1

      The Guyver....😮

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 4 роки тому +2

      Jon Dante I don’t know why that shocks you
      The 1st movie is a unfaithful adaptation including with insufferable villains and a not charismatic hero

    • @desmondellis5734
      @desmondellis5734 4 роки тому +2

      Fully agree on Doom, FOTNS, Shadow, and Guyver but the Wraith needs to stay in the 80's with that amazing 80's soundtrack!

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 4 роки тому +1

      Desmond Ellis
      No it doesn’t.
      I want to see a remake with the car being used because of a bigger budget.

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 5 років тому +132

    "Dead or alive you're coming with me" he meant that if he dies, then Keaton dies too, but if he stays alive, RoboCop is taking him in. Kind of like saying, "I'll see you in hell." It made perfect sense.

    • @1ntoTheAbyss
      @1ntoTheAbyss 4 роки тому +17

      Or ya know it just means Either he's taking Keaton in dead or alive. It's not really that deep.

  • @geekhut6296
    @geekhut6296 5 років тому +120

    RoboCrop: This time, it's a piece of crop.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 роки тому +3

      It was made in China!!! Literally the new Robo-Crap was made in a Chinese toy factory. It's in the movie!!!

    • @KyleBeatz
      @KyleBeatz 4 роки тому +1

      classic

  • @JordanWeberMusic
    @JordanWeberMusic 4 роки тому +30

    I would love to see a RoboCop game like Doug had mentioned. The psychological battle of having control over your thoughts and actions and/or the struggle between man and machine, artificial intelligence vs. human intelligence. With what Telltale did with licensed properties like The a Walking Dead and Batman, had they stayed afloat, I would have loved to see them take on this property and make a good decision based narrative. I just wish it would branch more like Quantic Dream’s Detroit: Become Human, as big a task as that would be.

    • @JurassicReptile
      @JurassicReptile 2 роки тому +4

      well there is Robocop Rouge City coming out eventually.

    • @darthnoir6370
      @darthnoir6370 Рік тому +2

      I know it's been years, but Deus Ex provides that exact experience :)

    • @zortrax492
      @zortrax492 Рік тому +1

      Sir you are served

    • @jimboswamps5602
      @jimboswamps5602 Рік тому +1

      Rogue city!!!! Play it! It’s awesome!

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 5 років тому +112

    PG-13? We saw a less graphic brain in "Hannibal."

  • @Amenema
    @Amenema 6 років тому +220

    Robo-mess? You could have gone with robo-FLOP! ROBO-FLOP!!!

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 4 роки тому +7

      You'd need to clean it up with a robo-mop

    • @jabler3529
      @jabler3529 4 роки тому +14

      @@rev0568 You need to robo-stop these puns.

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 роки тому +3

      "This time, it all goes south."

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 4 роки тому

      @@jabler3529 Why don’t you robo-stop these robo-puns you Robo-cop!

    • @jabler3529
      @jabler3529 4 роки тому

      @@edmontonboy99 Already pulled the robo-cop pun, mate!

  • @sketchydude8431
    @sketchydude8431 6 років тому +98

    . . . *Well the chart says-*

    • @pinknet9811
      @pinknet9811 6 років тому +9

      *FORGET ABOUT WHAT THE CHART SAYS!!!*

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 6 років тому +2

      @@pinknet9811 Well the chart says...

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 Рік тому +8

    Well, it took 9 years after this movie that we got a proper RoboCop -game, and thankfully, it has NOTHING to do with this movie. Instead it's in the continuity of the original movies, taking place after RoboCop 2.

  • @tyrelllowery2074
    @tyrelllowery2074 5 років тому +92

    "You look like the MegaMan version of Get Out."
    Webby candidacy 2019 confirmed.

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. 6 років тому +63

    8:01 Ugh, 2014 Murphy is more of a robot before he even BECAME ROBOCOP! What a Douche!

  • @jamesmallone
    @jamesmallone 5 років тому +108

    All the "emotions" were stolen by David Cage.

    • @Krendall2
      @Krendall2 4 роки тому +1

      Really? What did he do, throw them away?

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 4 роки тому

      @@Krendall2 He made ze bad game

  • @cinemawiz8742
    @cinemawiz8742 5 років тому +39

    “You look like the Mega man version of Get Out.” 😂

  • @nickisactor
    @nickisactor 6 років тому +124

    I felt so bad for the Malcolm Robocop : (

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 6 років тому +7

      ROBO-MALCOLM! This time, he was killed by pirates.

  • @allissondiego1989
    @allissondiego1989 6 років тому +69

    In fact, elite squad is a great movie

    • @vinnybastos
      @vinnybastos 6 років тому +4

      Only bested by Elite Squad 2.
      You better respect our Nationally treasured directors, Critic!!!!

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 6 років тому

      Yes, and the sequal is realy good as well. He should review it.

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 6 років тому

      @@vinnybastos
      Remember National Tresure with Nicolas Cage?

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +36

    I'm sort of scratching my head on how a Robocop remake that invloves the likes of Samuel Jackson , Michael Keaton , and Garry Oldman could possibly fail.

    • @brianturnbough4955
      @brianturnbough4955 6 років тому +1

      Change the color, RoboCop is not Batman.

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 6 років тому

      Such is the power of Joel Kinnaman/

    • @javierpowell4705
      @javierpowell4705 6 років тому +4

      Good Actors Don't make a movie,

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 6 років тому

      @@javierpowell4705 Yeah , but it could've worked

    • @javierpowell4705
      @javierpowell4705 6 років тому

      @@BugsyFoga yeah of course, any idea could work, the premise is interesting and great actors could never detract from that, problem is in execution my friend

  • @patanu
    @patanu 8 місяців тому +9

    Wild that Doug sort of predicted Robocop: Rogue City.

  • @MrGoateeMusic
    @MrGoateeMusic 6 років тому +35

    The Robo-malcom is kinda adorable.

  • @marquisyarosh9785
    @marquisyarosh9785 6 років тому +118

    "That sun is not a cooperative actor!"
    I *never* thought I would hear that about the sun xD

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 5 років тому +2

      If you ask any photography director, they’ll probably tell you the same, poor guys are obsessed with it.

    • @jimtheedcguy4313
      @jimtheedcguy4313 4 роки тому

      Shut up about the sun.... SHUT, UP, ABOUT, THE, SUN!

  • @CoffeeManiac20
    @CoffeeManiac20 6 років тому +148

    "Commisioner Gordon"
    "Batman"
    or
    "Sirius Black"
    "Vulture"

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 6 років тому +16

      The first one makes more sense considering the same franchise.

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 6 років тому +1

      SeekerMillan _Wooooooosh_

    • @ciarancrombie3045
      @ciarancrombie3045 5 років тому +2

      Or beetle juice and Dracula, I can name two characters they played with no connection too

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 5 років тому

      Jim Gordon and Batman FTW

    • @gmoney66
      @gmoney66 5 років тому

      "Rosencrantz"
      "Dogberry"

  • @satoshikatsumoto9007
    @satoshikatsumoto9007 Рік тому +7

    24:01
    This aged so damn well.

  • @Danielmoreira246
    @Danielmoreira246 6 років тому +47

    Doug's version of duel of the fates is very relatable

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 6 років тому +53

    22:26 Dammit, you missed the opportunity to call the bike ROBOCOCK!

  • @SakuNeku
    @SakuNeku 6 років тому +50

    Critic, not knowing Elite Squad? For shame, it's a great movie, a nice insight into the Brazilian slums, their equivalent of the SWAT forces, and the relationship between crime, the police, and even political leaders and organizations in the sequel

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 6 років тому +2

      SakuNeku I’m not surprised, he doesn’t even know what steampunk is!
      Who doesn’t know steampunk?!

    • @noplesnono9656
      @noplesnono9656 5 років тому

      @@nicktechnubyte1184 the game?

  • @AnalogWolf
    @AnalogWolf 3 роки тому +18

    The POV opening here is just SPOT ON, well done. Absolutely hilarious along with the review, it sums up my feelings of the film very well.

  • @SadCat-gd7td
    @SadCat-gd7td 6 років тому +198

    Damn nostalgia critic came after my life with that fall out 76 joke 😂

  • @zrixie7695
    @zrixie7695 6 років тому +127

    Love the Fallout 76 joke

    • @stephano1019
      @stephano1019 6 років тому +6

      Country Roads, take me home!

    • @DF-mw1sh
      @DF-mw1sh 6 років тому +9

      Fallout 76 is a joke

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +1

      Can't believe I wanted to actually get that game. Good rendition of Country Roads, though.

    • @stephano1019
      @stephano1019 5 років тому

      @@b3rz3rk3r9 The only good thing from that game

    • @ash_j_williams
      @ash_j_williams 4 роки тому +2

      The games better now then what it was

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 6 років тому +147

    Your points were spot on. The jokes were excellent. The fucking editing was better than ever. Bravo.
    I watched the movie really wanting to like it and you're right, not good, not bad, very forgettable.

    • @wayneconnor5230
      @wayneconnor5230 6 років тому +4

      Tamara was barely in it though

    • @ackurus3222
      @ackurus3222 6 років тому

      One of many problems was the sound design. The guns sounded artificial and fake. This fan redid and entire scene from mute audio and it sounds so much better ua-cam.com/video/uFQ9M5pK-5k/v-deo.html

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 6 років тому

      It really wasn't a bad movie. If it was bad it would at least be memorable for how bad it was.
      It wasn't a good movie either. It was a forgettable summer action flick with no staying power. It would likely have been received better if they had not bothered to use the RoboCop name.

  • @raindownchoas
    @raindownchoas 4 роки тому +10

    28:42 kills me every time
    "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

  • @salvation7362
    @salvation7362 6 років тому +166

    Why would they keep his ONE human hand and not cover it with a ballistic glove at least? Also at the end, why couldn't they have designed a body that he'd wear home that had adult man proportions? We can make prosthetic limbs now that are human arm/leg size so people can wear clothes over them. But no, he goes home every night as an armored up cyborg ready for battle.

    • @martincann5052
      @martincann5052 6 років тому +24

      They kept his human hand as an attempt at commentary on drones - it may be a machine, but it's a human hand on the trigger!

    • @Rez090
      @Rez090 6 років тому

      Robocop doesn't actually get to go home, he does have to recharge himself.

    • @ironvader502
      @ironvader502 6 років тому

      Maybe they kept the hand so that he could feel normally with one limb ?

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 років тому +3

      DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CUTER THAT LOOKS UNDER THE COVERS, WEARING SLIPPERS THOUGH?? xD

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer 6 років тому +4

      There was a cut scene where Sellars asked the doctor to save the right hand because he liked telling things about a man through a handshake. It's stupid. You can't just save a hand anyway: The muscles that make the hand work are in the forearm.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +68

    Well i certainly wouldn't buy this for a Dollar .

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +4

      I DON'T like it! *shoots a Cobra Assault Cannon at this movie*

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 5 років тому

      Maybe the tank that Emil crashed into contained all the unsold copies of this movie.

  • @BigMac87963
    @BigMac87963 6 років тому +91

    Loved the Fallout 76 joke. Was not expecting that lol

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 років тому +4

      It's FUNNY because it's TRUE haha ;)

    • @cynd3r339
      @cynd3r339 6 років тому +5

      A moment of silence for anyone who places any kind of positive feelings in Bethesda “SUCKERS”

    • @samuelparchment1908
      @samuelparchment1908 6 років тому

      That came out of left field. But it made me strangely excited to hear him rag on Fallout 76 and know that he too is following the cluster that is this game.

  • @blaquephyrekendra1779
    @blaquephyrekendra1779 4 роки тому +39

    11:56 I wouldn't want my family to see me like that either. this is honestly way more emotional than you're giving it credit for

    • @spike_-pw9iz
      @spike_-pw9iz Рік тому +3

      yea idk why everyone has a stick up there ass about this movie i think it was a great movie and wish theyd make more of them

    • @francisoffilth7953
      @francisoffilth7953 Рік тому +3

      Strongly disagree. As a father myself there is no way in hell if I found out I died and had a chance to see my kids and still be in their lives I wouldn’t take it. Even I was a talking eyeball. Anything to see and spend time with my children. Stone cold saying just say I’m dead without a second of hesitation is beyond stupid. Unless the movie portrayed him as a bad husband and father who hates being around his family then yes it would have hit stronger. They didn’t though.

    • @dakotalane7983
      @dakotalane7983 Рік тому +1

      ​@francisoffilth7953 He looks like a monster, a twisted malformation of what little organs he has remaining. He doesn't want to be seen as a monster to his family when he died an officer of the law, a hero. The entire movie is him accepting that his actions make him the hero and his family would continue to love him no matter what. I'm a father as well but the last thing I want my kids to see is their father as a sack of fucked up organs barely kept alive by a permanent suit of armor that I have little to no actual control over. Alex died as a hero, RoboCop was born a weapon.

    • @francisoffilth7953
      @francisoffilth7953 Рік тому

      @@dakotalane7983 well sure but I’d still figure out a way to still see them. I mean if they can take a dead person and transfer him into a robot. I’m sure they could come up with a way to FaceTime my family and look normal.

    • @LobasFavoriteChair
      @LobasFavoriteChair Рік тому

      It really isn't tho.

  • @aje1484
    @aje1484 6 років тому +168

    Roboflop
    This time, its forgettable

    • @MediaLover2023
      @MediaLover2023 6 років тому +3

      SO TRUE XD

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 6 років тому +3

      Plus Joel Kinnaman is not leading man material

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 років тому +1

      @@somerandolad At least he's yet to find a role in which he could really lead and show his full potential (hope he's working on his acting skills as we speak haha) :P

  • @lorenzogoglee1320
    @lorenzogoglee1320 6 років тому +32

    15:07 batman use only black and sometimes very dark gray

  • @OnyxTheGamingMachine
    @OnyxTheGamingMachine 6 років тому +165

    I'm highly surprised Critic didn't talk about how Lewis from the original Robocop was a woman with alot of character development (even in the first movie) but in the reboot, Lewis was made into a man with not much screen time. This bothered me alot actually.

    • @dirxb2866
      @dirxb2866 6 років тому +12

      17:01

    • @xeltanni8999
      @xeltanni8999 5 років тому +3

      a lot*

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 5 років тому +2

      OnyxTheGamingMachine
      Yeah, but that's not of a major concern. Original Lewis had character development (in the first one), but that character was close to nothing, she didn't really do anything, just kept standing around talking shit while Murphy did all the job, I remember her even getting jumped for the dumbest reasons, beyond the fact she was really annoying. She was a donut away from being the worst cop ever.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 років тому +6

      They turn male characters into female characters all the time nowadays so it feels cool to me that they did the opposite for once.
      These days its impossible to have anything here in the west without a black main character so they decided to make Lewis the black one to be politically correct that way instead.
      I dont think the original Robocop had any black characters and nobody felt there was anything wrong about it.

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 5 років тому

      I have to agree. Good to see you Oat-gim 😝

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 2 роки тому +9

    The Director: “RoboCop” was a “stressful experience.” “I didn’t have the creative freedom I needed,” says Padilha. “I spent 90% of the time fighting. It made me realize that making a studio movie is not the same as making a film.” Padilha also says that he would “think a million times before getting involved in another production of that size again,” and that he’d “rather face the reality than make movies about superheroes.”

  • @ryanmassey1441
    @ryanmassey1441 6 років тому +258

    technically there are no pain recepters in the brain itself. only the membrain surrounding the cranium (and to an extent the cranium itself) actually has pain recepters, and that is where stuff like headaches come from(the membrane). though he still should have given him anesthetic before cutting into his scalp and skull. there is such a thing as bone pain and it is horrendous.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 6 років тому +26

      Oh yeah, bones have nerves and that shit hurts. The fact that your brain doesn't have pain receptors is fucking wild

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 років тому +20

      I thought they replaced his scalp and skull with a plastic dome during the first Robocop operation, so bone pain wouldn't be an issue.

    • @MagnificantSasquatch
      @MagnificantSasquatch 6 років тому +25

      He _didn’t_ cut into his scalp and skull, though; that’s the thing. His skullcap was already gone; his brain’s behind a case. So yeah, he’d literally have no idea what was happening if he couldn’t see them working on his head.

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 6 років тому +3

      Thank you, that's what I was about to comment ^^

    • @litten4112
      @litten4112 6 років тому +3

      r/IAmVerySmart

  • @brittanyalexis5272
    @brittanyalexis5272 6 років тому +52

    It apparently got forgotten so fast that I didn't even know they remade it

  • @shittyname2657
    @shittyname2657 6 років тому +147

    Robocop more like ro...bot

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 років тому +8

      This Robocop was No mo cop.

    • @z3poXP
      @z3poXP 6 років тому +1

      Go home.....👉

    • @slipstream9619
      @slipstream9619 6 років тому +4

      More like no.....stop....get some help.

    • @Cappytain101
      @Cappytain101 6 років тому +1

      @Daniel Shillito
      Don't you mean Optimus Prime Directives? 😋

    • @MintySweetea
      @MintySweetea 6 років тому

      R/Whooosh

  • @remyrichardson8614
    @remyrichardson8614 5 років тому +46

    "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
    Me with anything I like ever.

  • @breadman5125
    @breadman5125 6 років тому +82

    They need to make a movie where Michael Keaton returns as Batman, set in the Tim Burton movies, and pretty much make a true Dark Knight Returns adaptation.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 років тому +6

      Or go the Terry McGinnis direction, and have it be a Batman Beyond movie.
      It would be great to see little cameos of an elderly Amanda Waller--who is still built like an absolute unit and kicking ass albiet, she is... evil is not the correct word for Amanda Waller...
      And because DCEU likes to go dark and stuff, we can have some cloned Batman Hitlers also as the main goal of the Batman Beyond project, with Terry McGinnis just being a somewhat unexpected successful prototype. With several other attempts not resulting in usable outcomes. Yes... I am flat out saying I could see Amanda Waller going around genetically modifying many police men to have Batman's genetic semen in their eggs. Not even for work--just as like a hobby. Some elderly ladies knit sweaters, Amanda Waller commits large acts that completely reshape ethics and morality discussions in directions that would not have been possible without her little gift and knack. The sort of elderly woman that the Joker knows to leave alone... he knows better.

    • @Ryan2142
      @Ryan2142 6 років тому +4

      I have thought the same thing for YEARS! There's no reason they can't do it too. They seem to not give a shit about having all the stuff being in the same universe with the Joker movie coming and so on.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 6 років тому

      They could make something like Batman of the Future. It would work really well.

    • @gungriffen
      @gungriffen 6 років тому +1

      An Original concept would be to combine the two.
      Dark Knight Returns I, Keaton as Batman.
      Dark Knight Returns II, Terry as Batman.

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 6 років тому +1

      Katrina Payne I would LOVE that, as a big Batman Beyond fan.

  • @caseygibson7266
    @caseygibson7266 6 років тому +27

    That shot of just his lungs, head and hand are probably the best part of this movie.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 років тому +2

      The one good part of the movie.

    • @akatoshslayer7599
      @akatoshslayer7599 5 років тому

      The scene just brings to focus how much of him was actually left earlier in the movie. He had an arm, leg, entire torso, neck, and head. So where did the other parts go?.

    • @samueljones3668
      @samueljones3668 5 років тому +2

      @@akatoshslayer7599
      In the bin, they did mention that there was so much tissue damage it was impossible to reuse his limbs, they couldn't do a Vader and just stick Cybernetics to his stumps.

  • @sincitysinner9239
    @sincitysinner9239 6 років тому +40

    Can we start a petition to make "Keatoning" an actual verb? For some reason I started laughing like a madman when Doug said "Keaton started Keatoning."

  • @kidninja8331
    @kidninja8331 Рік тому +7

    Critic fucking predicated a Robocop game 4 years ago, Robocop Rogue City literally has choice and psychological decisions that hinge on Robocops 3 prime directives, be more human or machine.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 6 років тому +262

    One of the best intros to date. So clever!

    • @s.storumus8620
      @s.storumus8620 6 років тому +7

      How much did Channel Awesome pay you to say that?
      Just kidding lol

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 6 років тому +1

      while I appreciate doug's ability to deliver a good joke, satire isn't his strong suit,
      it seems he just tries too hard to make his review mirror how the movie is executed instead of focusing on being clever or talking about problems no one else talks about like he sometimes does in his editorials.
      if you're familliar with the mive he reviews, you can probably predict how the skits are going to go
      but that's just my opinion, and i admit i fall into the same traps when i do satire

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 6 років тому +79

    You know, Doug is right. A Robocop video game where you make the choices would be awesome since there have been several other games that have done this other the past decade (Infamous, Detroit Become Human, Red Dead Redemption, Beyond 2 Souls, The Walking Dead) that it could work with RoboCop as well.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +5

      There WAS a RoboCop game on Xbox......

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +6

      Walk the line between human and machine

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 6 років тому +10

      So Detroit: become human with a writer who isn't deluded to the point of it being comical

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 років тому

      @@dastvan8002 Uuuhhh...Yeah?

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 років тому +15

      A cyberpunk, choice-driven game about a nearly dead guy having his body rebuilt with robotics, with action sequences, swearing, blood, and criticism of corporations having too much power? And set in Detroit? Dude, that's Deus Ex: Human Revolution! They even make Robocop jokes in the Detroit Police Station.

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms 6 років тому +111

    I wouldn't buy that for a Dollar

    • @trapsack
      @trapsack 6 років тому

      More like 75c

    • @vicsrealms
      @vicsrealms 6 років тому

      Gotta go watch the original again.

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 4 роки тому +12

    9:50
    *_THE GODFATHER INSERT KILLED ME 🤣🤣😂🤣_*

  • @davidvargas7165
    @davidvargas7165 6 років тому +50

    Why is this Multimillion dollar remake somehow CHEAPER than Robocop 3?

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign 6 років тому +5

      oh yeah, I keep forgetting about Robocop 3

    • @danielshimoda9246
      @danielshimoda9246 6 років тому +3

      Wasn't that the one with Japanese robot men with katanas and robocop having a jetpack? Yeah that's a better movie then this one.

    • @noahsark4528
      @noahsark4528 6 років тому +1

      @@SharpDesignI only remember Robocop and Robocop 2

    • @noahsark4528
      @noahsark4528 6 років тому +2

      @@SharpDesign Robocop timeless classic, and Robocop 2 is good

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +56

    This Detroit: Become Human movie is sorely lacking in STAB WOUNDS!!!

    • @Nickel_The_Wise
      @Nickel_The_Wise 6 років тому +8

      wait wait, are we quantifying it to the level of failure?
      just how many stab wounds are we talking here?

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +10

      @@Nickel_The_Wise *SLAM* 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!!

    • @Nickel_The_Wise
      @Nickel_The_Wise 6 років тому +1

      @@smithwesson1896 I couldn't resist~

    • @megabuster3940
      @megabuster3940 6 років тому +7

      @@smithwesson1896
      YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?

    • @mv9370
      @mv9370 6 років тому +1

      And quality lol

  • @ghostiegoober108
    @ghostiegoober108 6 років тому +60

    I’m sorry but whenever I see a movie with Michael Keaton all I can think of is BeetleJuice and How much I love BeetleJuice

    • @reesesfan9521
      @reesesfan9521 5 років тому +1

      Same here.

    • @battlewolf578
      @battlewolf578 5 років тому

      @@reesesfan9521 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

  • @Nedscape
    @Nedscape 8 місяців тому +8

    24:05
    he called it

  • @TheTrueShrew
    @TheTrueShrew 6 років тому +25

    Shout out to those creepy Francis Bacon paintings. I like to think Michael Keaton actually owns them and just carries them around as his own personal backdrop.

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 років тому +55

    27:18 ROBOCORPSE!
    This time... it's DEATH METAL!

  • @andyholloway5062
    @andyholloway5062 6 років тому +172

    Show of hands, who all completely forget this remake happened?

    • @TheMattypoo21
      @TheMattypoo21 6 років тому +2

      I honestly forgot about it

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 6 років тому +5

      I didn't. How could I ever forget one of the absolute worst theatre experiences of my entire life!

    • @sheogorathpatronofcheese4376
      @sheogorathpatronofcheese4376 6 років тому +5

      I honesty forgot this was a thing

    • @joeb8935
      @joeb8935 6 років тому +2

      Yep, really confused when I saw the notification

    • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
      @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 6 років тому

      I remembered it but forgot some parts of it.

  • @berryberran8236
    @berryberran8236 5 років тому +34

    12:34 "and if they did their job right so will your wife!" true but will murphy enjoy the playtime as well? Seems kinda unfair in that situation to be honest here.

    • @dechlansparrow7430
      @dechlansparrow7430 4 роки тому +6

      It should have things connecting to his brain for him to feel pleasure.