Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 1/5
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2019
- Highlights from the May 2019 games of Arma 3: Antistasi with ZF. A game mode in which you play as a resistance faction, trying to take back Altis from an occupying force. We had so much fun with the first game that we had to try it again.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
KayJay's channel (special guest his ridiculous pixie sneeze) - / kayjaylive_ - Ігри
1/5. All parts will be out in 3 years.
That's very optimistic...
Optimistic
Look if we hack wombles pornhub account we should be able to reduce that to 2 years
Missed a 0 after the 3 there buddy xP
I can wait for this level of quality... I can wait...
*Sees part 1/5*
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
5 parts=5 months
@Coulbert He's sorry he couldn't give it sooner
@@zac2749 i was just memeing: no matter how long it takes, Soviet always make me laugh so the wait (no matter the days, months or years) is always worth.
Maybe that is he grading himself? 1 out of 5?
Its ok. He loves us 3000
Dinklebean said "oh, bless you" every time KJ sneezed. He still said it, even after being blamed for it. What a gentleman.🌸
Hes a rare true nice guy
As a posh upper class Englishman with a rich dad it makes sense
@@m1garandMUSIC mashallah tbark allah alhamdulillah inshallah better astaghfirullah
@@aaronlee6361 mashallah tbark allah alhamdulillah inshallah better astaghfirullah
9:52
I like Dinkle, he said "bless you" after every time Kayjay sneezed. So considerate.
Even when KJ blamed him
That really is a good friend
Fun fact, they know each other from holdfast
I can't fault KayJay for his sneezes. I'm blessed with a deep voice, but sneeze like a cat that snorted ground pepper.
KayJay's sneeze is Cake's hello 2.0
Stryferr certainly not. It’s not cute
@@GradietPanda12345 Those are the words of a coward
@@GradietPanda12345 You are not worthy of your name.
@@GradietPanda12345 you are not a good boy!
Oh... the Cake hello...
"... part 1/5"
Everyone liked that.
part 2/5 in 2020 probably
Of 100 nobles watching, 100 were impressed.
Next part might be in 2025 since people are still waiting for Outlast part 2 since forever.
@@gameaddict09 also still waiting for Rising storm 2 part 2 :P
Those 4 parts will last him the rest of the year
"Is that how you win every argument: just shoot the opposition in the face?"
"It's worked so far."
Flawless logic.
Well if you kill everyone there’s no one to oppose you
@@PhoenixAce Exactly!
as an american i can agree on said logic
Over 1 year later, I can finally watch the entire series from start to finish
Its about the friends we made along the way.. 😭
@@TheJanvicgwaps It's about Petros
@@TheJanvicgwaps still want to know if papa johns got him his pizza with a sad face.
@@TheJanvicgwaps It's about the war crimes we committed
Womble complaining about a sneeze being manly(lackof) but I'm not going to forget about the time his neighbors call the firefighters to save a "woman" locked in her own bathroom calling for help.... womble(her). LOL
CorupptedAi careful, Womble will shoot you in the face. That’s how he’s won all his arguments so far.
When was this xd
TeMpt it was either in one of his DayZ videos or one of his CSGO videos. Have fun finding it, and I’m not being sarcastic, they’ll make you an asthmatic from laughter.
Dylan Yarbray haha will do
@@tempt2253 ua-cam.com/video/QmzNVmTAekU/v-deo.html
9:08 about that
When Soviet makes the title say 1/5 to make it seem like he’ll upload more than once a quarter...
... century
I love how he posted more videos when he didnt to this fulltime. Like goddammit womble! WE ARE PAYING YOU!
Either that or 500% troll mode and he misses number 4 or something 🤣🤣
@@Tatchiaz He did take a huge step up in production quality, though.
@@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire True that. I just hoping we get more. We all crave for his content :)
Heat stroke is serious guys, Makes you think your in an insurgency and soon you'll be late for work.
Ahhh yes the Time traveler is in the comment section too
@@ruffruffjunior5985 same...
it also spawns a Indian guy
Weeb moment
You're*
Here I am ,rewatching the series to watch them bond with "Petros"...
And learning the invaluable life lesson of cherishing the petros you made along the way!
Yup
Love how they're all laughing at KayJay's sneeze and then there's Dinklebean who's all "oh, bless you"
a real gentleman xD
Then gets blamed hahaha
@@CGormanR35 instantly
@@rafael442542
A real human bean and a real hero.
Joanna Bacanto I’m shipping it
ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1968.
Collateral damaging the fuck out of the population.
Also known as “acceptable casualties”
Until they try world war mods
@KamekoBruns and planted weapon to make it look like armored guerilla.
It's confirmed, KayJay is a fairy.
AbsolutePhoenix thats homophobic?
@@asdfg2560 that's why it's funny
@@matthewbrown4075 is fairy a derogatory term?
@@DakotaofRaptors kinda. It can be used for the LGBT demographic. But it's not really that offensive
FaeJay
9:53 the beginning of the best part
9:52 actually
It's actually 0:00
I vote for Soviet to make that sneeze one of his Twitch livestream noises!!!
All in favor say I
I
Aye
Aye
eye
9:51 is when the sneezing begins.
you're welcome
10:20 is when the magic happens tho hahaha :D
I keep watching it and laughing more and more each time. Its GOLD. Might need to be on a respirator after this xD.
if i am turned on, does it mean i am gay?
frsfth25 Y E S
@@bamers404 trap is not gay
tinker bell having a orgasm loooolll
10:09
I love how everyone just looks up all surprised from their business
KJ sneezes *exactly* like this one person I knew in high school always did! Everyone always giggled & enjoyed it because it was the cutest fucking thing.
...But that person was a _girl._ Lol
Girl or not, if you sneeze like that I'm gonna love you.
@@DakotaofRaptors 🤨
Cake: *Makes the cutest noise*
KayJay: "Hold My Pixie Dust"
That got me
ITS SO ADORABLE
natural gaydar activates
I miss cake and nep
A fairy having a stroke = kayjay me when i sneeze Aaaaqtjohihkfveiwwnqkwk
Someone needs to make a gun mod in ARMA with KayJay’s sneeze as the firing sound
It'd be a silencer
We should make a petition
Or aa rocket launcher where the wind up of the sneeze is the lock on sound
Don't worry, it will be modded within a month under a different name just to avoid being called out for it. =)
@@rhyscallinan1948 there is no such thing as a silencer, but that would be a cool sound effect for a suppressor.
I love how Womble says KayJay's sneezes sound like a pixie orgasm so he just makes it sound even more like it the next time he sneezes, omfg.
Soviet: Hah, KayJay sneezes like a girl
KayJay: Then how 'bout I pound you like a boy
That didn't come out right
@@PandoraYeet that was the intention
@@tbaggins5349 oh no
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 oh no.
@@PandoraYeet Ah yes a fellow community lover!
KayJay: *girly sneezes*
Soviet: *takes the piss*
KayJay: *_turns into General Grievous_*
I wish I had a sneeze like that, it's so cute and quiet. Back then I had a girl who sneezed similar, always adorable. Ofc it gets annoying for that person if everyone comments at it tho.
2 Grown Ass Man talking about sneezes. Damn
From MY perspective, Tobiwan destroyed an enemy jet.
KallegrandStudios vive la résistance
@@henrique3045 Résistance(if you're gonna type it in french might aswell add the é ahha).
He came from the High Ground too.
Carl Johnson hahahah you're right sorry, neither French or English are my first language.
But at least I don't sneeze like KayJay
@@henrique3045 haha all good man
I love how that one guy always says “oh, bless you” every time
KayJay: Makes Pixie Sneeze.
Me: Laughing, uncontrollably with tears in my eyes.
So you are called the
B roken
A nd
D isfunctional
G uerilla
E lite
R esistance
S quad
Dem Doughnuts Soviet needs to see this.
You sir are a genius
How he hasnt liked this i dont understand
I do think it will be better if we changed the g to mean guerilla instead of government thought...
Congratulations sir, you won the internet today! Now heres your cookie.
Womble: *titles video "part 1/5"*
Me: don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Edit: Holy shit, we're actually in the endgame now.
Thing is... it will be 2021 when he uploads part 5/5 :(
Its like brexit. He's gonna stay on st p 1 for five years
Juno i hate to tell you this, but you missed a few noughts off that date. Try 2021000 AD.
Juno you mean part 2
He actually has been talking about this new series in his stream and was saying a month or two ago that he had finished pt. 1 and was working on the next part so its going to be sooner.
Cy carries the ammo on his head like a normal Indian
10:21 Kayjay has some serious potential to be an actual trap
Oh God I can't unsee that now, pls bleach my eyes
not my proudest fap but it happened
Abi It actually did sound like “Tinkabell having a fucking orgasim” 😂
YEAH LMAOOO
I wish I could sneeze like a fairy having a stroke just like he does.
Resistance?
*badgers flashbacks intensify*
FOR THE GLORY OF MILF
They WERE the BAdgers and announced a partnership with ISIS :)
0ctopus1nk STFU
i'd give you a like, but you have 666 of them and i dont want to be that guy
For the glory of WANK
0ctopus1nk haha 😂 same here
KayJay's sneeze is the most weird and cutest sound I've ever heard this 2019.
So tru
Right up there with "Say hello cake!" "Hellooo" "Awwwww"
As opposed to the other 2019
I'm confused and I need help
AirineChan Ditto
“Is that how you win every argument, just shoot the opposition in the face?”
Womble: it’s worked so far
Womble 2019
The guy asking womble that is nordern. Never knew until i started watching his videos.
My two favorite things about this video:
"I look like a trust-fund child!"
And
*KAYJAY SNEEZE*
The best part about this long awaited video is in the title
“Part 1/5”
Ikr, let's hope the next parts come sooner than in the next half a year.
Lets wait 3 months
@@Kasiarzynka Womble has already cut the highlights needed for the next four parts, he just needs to do all the text and animations. Which is the time consuming bit.
But at least he knows what he's doing.
@@josephharrison8354 I know, I'm not rushing him. The text animations are time consuming but he takes it to the whole new level, it's pleasure to watch it, next to all the fun of watching the video itself. Definitely worth waiting.
5 episodes.. 5 months apart from each other.
but no yeah that is the best part.. hopefully it's not a long wait
The funniest thing is just the person saying casually "bless you" everytime KayJay sneezes.
Lol
T'was Dinkle lol
Especially since it's the exact same tone and sentence each time. :,D
Always "Oh, bless you.".
Oh! Bless you.
Oh he did
For every man forced to pixie sneeze, there is a woman forced to shake the very foundations with her sneeze.
*Looks like i found my counterpart.*
KayJays sneezes are my MTF transition goals.
I like how the sparkles shows up everytime KayJay sneezes.
Massive overeditor strikes again!
u killed my brotha
Thats the Definition of insanity
Do you like the way I'm looking at you?
“Sorry, I just get really carried away...”
No homo, but it’s cute as shit.
Sneeze
Guy:ohhhh bless you😊
Nordern:wtf was that???
28 StAB woUnDS??? Nah thats actually Nordern
@@hibikinyan7180 what?
28 StAB woUnDS??? It wasn’t Cyanide it was Nordern
oh really ok then
What? That was Womble, not Nordern
The heatstroke starts here.
that sneeze sounded like something out of an anime
Dinkle saying "bless you" everytime KayJay sneezes is so precious.
"Oh, bless you"*
I didn't notice that! Had to go back and see. Was laughing even harder!
"Bless you" for thinking so. :)
@@Dinklebean Beautiful cinnamon roll. Too good for this world, too pure.
Carla Donola stop it you, if I didn’t know any better I’d think you were flirting with me!
SovietWomble: Uploads a part 1/5 video set.
Average human lifespan: Am I a joke to you?
CutLoose oooohhhhhhhhh
Does cyanide have a hot gf or is that all a joke?
Justin B ye he do
@@justinbarnhill3013 well I don't think we've actually seen her but according to womble, yeah
HAHHAHW
In light of the final episode.
Womble starting by telling someone how to play has an entirely new meaning
9:50 those sneezes are ridiculously cute. 😂😂 and how he always says a surprised "oh bless you!"
KayJay: sneezes
Dinkle: oh, bless you.
SirMcDust very much used to having to stand up for him when the bullies come. He’s such a helpless soul bless him.
He said it everytime, bless his quaint polite behind.
@@Dinklebean you are truly a good soul. Keep up the good work.
The KayJay sneeze made me lose it Womble, definitely want more.
The one where he needs to sneeze but can't quite, then finally does. I thought I had lost it before but oh my god.
same here the tinkerbell orgasm made me laugh really loud
Wait why was this commented 1 day ago
Nightowl54 tinker bell having a organism is probably the second best
MFW I already watched that skit on Nordens channel.
2:25
To ironically quote TobiWan's iconic call of his career:
"It's a DIS*AAAA*STER!"
The best parts of this video:
-Soviet being sad over a doggie
-KayJay having the cutest fucking sneeze
"Wtf is wrong with you?" "More than you'll ever understand"
So relatable
either that or
"You want a fucking list" is the correct response
Part. ONE. Of. FIVE.
Lord bless us on this day.
Part 2 in 6 months
Part 1.5*
God is truly a kind person
Vietnam Bullshittery also got a (part 1) on its title but never uploaded the part two so 🤷🏼♂️
Ryan basically Womble with “video series” is like square Enix with kingdom hearts
10:20 close you eyes and dont think nothing malicious its just a *_SNEEZE_*
Kaykay is a closet femboy. I swear to god he is.
"I look like a trust-fund child" xD
"1/5" ...
I was waiting before... Now I'm waiting with anxiousness
You mean anxiety
Oh yeah
Don't be, a guy has already uploaded all of the Antistasi streams.
ua-cam.com/video/-BhvaVVs448/v-deo.html
@@anonymousxaela761
And why would you want that?
That's unedited hours of boring gameplay...
probably a 5 year series
Who else is looking forward to 2023 for the finale to this series?
Being a little optimistic there I see.
Way to early 2023 add a few years, soviet wanks- i mean works a lot on these.
Wow i thought i was gonna see the end of this serie in my next life
Me and the fucking the shut fuck
That's where you're wrong kiddo
KayJay and Dinkle often appear in Holdfast together... and every time KayJay makes that ridiculous pixie sneeze, Dinkle says "Oh, bless you."
I'm so shipping them. Kaydin for life.
I have a feeling that them in bed would sound a lot like the gay couple from the anime called Hyperventilation (or at least thats what I believe its called)
@@GothicLeviathan ooooo you used to watch things like that 😳
@@sherlynadjisuciptop.michae5804 only a couple scenes off of YT and other media platforms
"Some people keep quoting things that I've edited and I can't even remembe editing them."
I have the exact same issues with stories, I write a funny joke, a year later I've forgotten it and someone will message me talking about how funny they thought the joke was.
Remember guys we've got 4 more years till the big finale!
Lol
feels like avengers
4 years of sneezing
Part one when I come out of high school, part 2 when I’m out of college.
@@WheyanQuix Part 3gets released when you come out of the closet.
Soviet Womble: I am a very mature person .
Also Soviet Womble: I SHOOT ANYBODY THAT OPPOSES ME
We'll he's called Soviet Womble, not Cute Fluffy Teddy Bear Womble
Hired for Vox
Left be like
10:20 kayjay in the third “moan” (dont know what to call it) sounds like kyuu from huniepop
ぽぴぽろPopiporo Kayjay, making the battlefield 18+
Patrick Cossack too often for it to be healthy
I love how there's pixie stuff coming out when kayjay sneezes 😂😂😂
The only think that makes me laugh so hard in this episode. Especially that mini orgasm before the sneeze.
I absolutely lost it!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I've never laughed so hard in my life!!! Literally had me gasping for air!!!
The Art of Subtitles my dude.
Nordern has that scene from his perspective on his channel if yall wanna check it out
i melted
FINALLY a 3 year UA-cam Series I can get behind
ya and expect part 2 of 5 in about 1 or 2 years
@@Regarded69 Womble will inevitably screw up and cut the series short, just like last time.
@@Regarded69 I hope so, 50 minutes of Womble it is!
The sneezing already made me laugh, but the sparkle totally broke me.
notice how every time he sneezes at the end, the person saying bless you says it the exact same each time XD "ohh, bless you"
His name is DinkleBean I think.
I mean the gentleman who says "bless you" is DinkleBean
It's Dinkle the polite little bean
-“Is that how you win arguments? By shooting your opposition in the face?”
-“It has worked so far!”
Basically my logic when playing Arma or Gmod.
literally the resistance: do we solve all our problems by shooting the opposition in the face?resistance leader: it's worked so far
This is basically just the definition of war: solving arguments with bullets to the face.
Resistance leader: It's worked so far.
Suboordinate: *pulls out bigger gun than the resistance leaders*
Resistance leader: and you win this argument
KJ: Breathes
Sneeze: *I'm about to end this man's whole carrer*
XDDDDDDDDD
The fact your username is FBI makes this all the more entertaining.
Not gonna i gotta boner
I don't know if it was me laughing at the sneeze that had me crying or all that bloody pixie dust flying into my eyes.
9:51 KayJay cutest sneezes^^
I wish he was more active in on UA-cam or in more of soviets videos so compilation video creators could compile videos of him sneezing cutely
Well... That was an enemy jet... And Tobiwan crashed it... So he's technically taken down an enemy fighter jet... By himself.
I see this as an absolute win!
Proper impressive resistance move
His sacrifice was not in vain
@@jonathantreleven1823 Vive la Tobiwan!
Endgame memes are everywhere
@@foroutanam Wait... That's an engame quote?
Damn... I haven't watched the movie yet so I kinda try to avoid spoilers.
Nice, accidental quoting.
(In my country It was in cinemas just like a week ago.)
edit: (10 seconds of google searching) It's an exact quote...
Also why is Banner wearing glasses? Wait don't answer. I've gotta watch the thing.
KayJay: *sneezes several states away from Dinkle*
Dinkle: *breaks through KayJay's wall like the Kool Aid man* Ohh, bless you.
*_r/koolaidmoments_*
Ohh, bless you
Ladies and gentlemen, was a honor watching this series with you!
Me hearing KayJay sneezes
My brain: *New kink has been unlocked*
???
@@HwardSalt I'm with you wtf is this person
I need more of kayjay sneezing for... research.
no you just find it sexy, dont lie.
@@heyitskimii r/wooah
Abdul Moeez Oh WoW, yOuRe So CoOl UsInG rEdDiT
same... for scientific research...
Research = 8==✊️=D ??
LOL those sparkles when the guy sneezes. Priceless editing.
Twas a nice touch.
Eric Wlezniak who the hell says twas?
@@An_excellent_UA-cam_account Him
Riley Richardson Thank you Captain Obvious you have saved the village!
@@An_excellent_UA-cam_account I mean you were the one who asked a simple question.
I don't know why but everytime the manliest fairy sneezed, its so heart warming to hear Dinkle just reflected to say " ohh, bless you."
Dinkle's gentleness and Kay's sneezing made my day ^^
I love how consistent Dinkle is in saying "Oh, bless you!" Whenever KayJay sneezes.
Detective Sphinx XD that’s actually amazing
It was as cute as the sneeze itself. A true gentleman is polite and only then commences with the merciless mocking.
*tips fedo-... no I’m better than this... I’ve had to carry his tampons in my fanny pack for a long time, so I consider this a part time job.
KayJay's sneeze is the Best Thing im still laughing when i think of it awesomw video
TheJaw hmm
Wtf is with your sneeze???!??!??!?!?
Best part of video ! Laugh a lot 😂
Ben's Origami Craft we're not the same guy, just happen to have the same name somehow lmao. had this nickname for like 13 years now but I guess I'll have to change it or else I'll be known for being the guy that sneezes like a fairy despite being another person haha
Wtf howwwww!?!?! Out of all of the names that could have popped up in the comments and it's the name of the guy who sneezes like a fairy but not really him.How
"I'm just glad it's not about Brexit, otherwise the box would be on fire."
Good news! Whilst that box isn't on fire, Britain is!
Wait nevermind, I'm failing to see how this is this good news...
The good news is that Britain is on fire!
The good news is that you're good at comedy
Wait. Wasn’t Britain always on fire?
8:19 no one is going to talk about his laugh
because its not particularly special
@@shrekonion8307 It sounds like a deeper Woody Woodpecker, actually
"Part 1/5"
This.. Does put a smile on my face..
part two will come next year
This.. Doesn't put a smile on my face..
@@cyansuy3062 try 2021
Sean IronFist until you find out you have to wait a WHOLE year to get
part ✌️
Sean IronFist if we’ll live long enough to see it
Oh Soviet I see you finally remembered your password for your UA-cam channel!
I return to this video when I want cheering up, Soviet's reaction to the pixie sneeze (and the pixie sneeze build up) make me cry with laughter.
It’s amazing to think that all this is a figment of ZF’s imagination
Apparently Sovietwomble successfully survived the trial on the Badgers in The Hague... only to join W.A.N.K...
Seems legit
The Badgers never officially existed. There was only M.I.L.F.
@@noblegrizzlybear5475 for the glory of M.I.L.F.!
“Manliest fairy you’ve ever seen”
Uh , no . Have you not seen the rock in the movie tooth fairy ?
Missy Harmonix is it bad that I have heard that sound in a “game”
JESUS thats the first time I've even given that movie a second thought!
Missy Harmonix he’s more manly
Why did you bring it back
Gabriel Delacruz because it’s a work of ART
ive never had a video make me laugh out loud, this is the first ever , props
OMG I have watched the last part for like 20 times by now and I'm not gonna stop.
That was properly BRILLIANT
Also:
You should rename your organisation:
Workers
And
National
Kinsmen
Emergency
Response
Services
And its subsection/ motto:
War
Operative
Mobile
Block of
Lazy
Entrepreneur's
Invasive
Servises of
Altis to
Fight
And
Grab the
Goods
Of
Tyrants
Move wankers MOVE!
HAIL WANKERS
🤔
Lycanskull Them filthy fuckin wankers.
Jonathan Gallardo is that a I Am Wildcat reference?
Soviet: 1/5
*years later*
STILL NO 2/5
Joke about it when the years actually happen.
DZ how about no?
Was that a yes, i read? Great! Found a mate.
If that happens it is on you.
Don’t at me, but I will say Soviet saying “terrorists to them, freedom fighters to us” is a weirdly good and accurate quote. Perspective is everything.
OH MY GOD IM CRYING, I LOVE KJ'S SNEEZE SO MUCH
can we talk about the fact that dinkle says bless you everytime kayjay sneezes but everyone else is like "wtf was that?"
I've had to carry his tampons in my fanny pack a very long time, now. I'm used to it.
@@Dinklebean Top 10 Anime Sidecharacters.
It's so sweet of him to do that!
*Reads Dinklebean's comment*
Oooooooooooooh
Dinklebean Seems plausible
It was cute though.
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK
it was nullified months ago as NBK has knifed cy too
Watanuki Neverwinter Don’t let NBK knifing Cyanide distract you from the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK
@@danadrian2752 good point
@@danadrian2752 Don't let the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK distract you from the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK.
This reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky in Smash.
10:18 that sneeze want me to laugh so badly at night watching this
"Hes a Bohemian dev, arrest him!" lmao nice Im Czech and that was a good joke for once
For real, two Bohemia interactive developers went behind the greek bars under espionage.
The freaking sparkles everytime KJ sneezes. I can't.
Wellerson da Silva you can’t? You can’t sneeze pixie dust? I’m glad! Imagine having too much pixie dust up your nose... sparkles flying everywhere.
KJ sounds like when you click the Chuzzles too much that they sneeze:
hurh *cough cough* AHUA HA-TCHU!