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@@Dragoon45 I am available at August 24, 2024 8:13pm +6 GMT when the rat becomes the grandma at full moon and when the ant army starts to invade the nest of the cockroaches.
22:47 In that moment Dragoon realize he needs to spend another 100 days for a shadow achievement... He cant leave the cookie realm after he entered it...
@@FranXiT i do the average time of people playing cookie clicker which is 8-12 hours/day which is not 100 days but around 50-70 days (for him including edits i forgor to say that)
Do you know when you say oh the blocks in Minecraft are gonna take like a whole day to get it I’m not gonna get it but then you spend like five days billing farm just for that house
Ironically I actually knew about the pregnancy medication thing before this video. The reason it caused problems was because one enantiomer (3d configuration) helped with nausea, and the other enantiomer caused birth defects. While sold as an enantiomerically pure substance, the keto/enol group next to the chiral center would tautomerize, turning the drug into a racemic (50/50)mixture of the two enantiomers.
To complete Cookie Clicker is to discover that the finish line was never real. You’ve climbed the towering peaks of cookie production, only to find yourself staring into the abyss of endless dough, where grandmas plot in the shadows and time bends to your whims. The deeper you delve, the more you realize this: the cookies were never the goal, but the means to uncover a truth so absurd it almost feels profound. You ascend, not to win, but to chase the fleeting high of ‘just one more’. And when you finally stop, you’re left wondering if it was really you playing cookie clicker-or if cookie clicker was playing you.
I've played cookie clicker for 2 years and have 80% of achievements. The phrase, "one more" has come out of my mouth more than "Hi". Don't play it seriously, the fan base can be worse than League of Legends. :(
in case you didn't know, if you want to temporarily disable all your heavenly upgrades, you can enable challenge mode which resets the game for 1 ascension (you regain all your heavenly chips and upgrades after you ascend)
Just remember dragoon Seanie Dew admits in his video that he uses a software that doesn’t allow him on competitive scoreboards, as well as literally commenting that Dragoon doesn’t use the planner, as well as saying that Dragoon is better than him.
Dude i started your videos last night the marathon one you immediately gained my respect for actually doing the marathon now you post a follow up to the cliffhanger last video dude you blow me away
This is phenomenal! To think that Dragoon would lose to Vera the first day, now, he might be Vera herself. HE'S PART OF THE HIVEMIND NOW! HE DOESN'T REALIZE IT! COOKIES? TIME TRAVEL? THE UNREAD TERMS AND CONDITION? RAP BATTLES! It's all part of Vera. Dragoon in now Vera. (Idk wtf I'm saying, just TRUST me)
Unless... You see, Apples have a hidden Ability to stun an doctor for 5 seconds when thrown. If you keep continueosly throwing Apples at the doctor for the rest of your life he can't tell you that you have cancer, so you don't get cancer. But you can't possibly throw an Apple every 5 seconds. You have to sleep, you have to eat, you have to DO ASS. All hope is lost. Unless... If you wander up the mountain inside of the hypixel skyblock rift Dimension you can find jeremy, God of industry. Jeremy will send you on a Quest to kill the immortal snail. If you manage to do that he will give you a machine to automate the process of throwing Apples. But you can't kill the immortal snail. All hope is lost... Unless... You can Visit middle earth and obtain saurons eye. Then you thow it at the snail and find out it's completely useless. Then you find a Nokia and throw it at the snail. This will cause the universe to spontanously implode, but the 3 Gods of creation will instantly rebuild the fabric of reality. They will then delete the snail to stop an infinite loop from happening and you can finally get the machine and be free of the doctors curse. So in conclusion you're *fine*
UNLESSSS IF I CAN CLICK MY MIUSE FROM THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN TO THE MIDDLE 3,000 TIMES, THERE IS A 2% CHANCE FOR THE GAME TO REBOOT, AND ERASE MY CANCER!
@@vedantsethi7124 but after that there is still the shadow achievement to get cancer again in a 20 second duration, i can't win UNLESSSSS IF I BUY THE CANCEROUS TUMOR DLC AND DUBBELCLICK BEFORE THE SCREEN TRANSITIONS TO ME GETTING CANCER, I CAN RESTART MY LIFE AND SPAWN WITH CANCER EQUIPPED THEN THERE IS A 0.001 CHANCE THAT I SPAWN WITH THE CLEAN SLATE PERK INSTANDLY CURING MY CANCER, THEN IF I USE THE CHOOSE PARENT SUPERSKILL COSTING 20 SUGARLUMPS WHICH I CAN GET IF I RESHAPE TIME ITSELF AND SPAWN UNDER THE SUPERRARE CONDITIONS THAT I HIGHLY PREGNANT WOMEN IS ARTIFICIALLY SUNBATHING AND A HACKER HACKS THE MACHINE TO INSTANDLY GET CANCER I WILL HAVE ACHIEVED THE ACHIEVeMENT CANCERS INCARNATE, IF I COMBINE THAT WITH THE ULTRA RARE 0.000000000001 TIMECHAIN EVENT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO LOOP THIS AND STORE IT IN A BOTTLE THAT HAS TO BE ON THE SHELF NEXT TO IT WITH AN ADDED 10 % CHANCE, HOWEVER THE OWNER MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT I WANT HIS BOTTLE AND END THE COMBO, THAT'S WHY I WILL NEED TO HAVE A SETUP ABOVE THERE WITH AN ALTERNATE ME FARMING AND ACCIDENTILY DROPPING A QUEEN BEET INTO A BLENDER AND DROP THE JUICE IN THE BOTTLE PERFECTLY WITHOUT ANYTHING DRIPPING OF, THE OWNER WON'T WANT THE JUICE SO I HAVE TO DRINK THE ENTIRE JUG ALL AT ONCE AND THEN GLITCH THE LOOP INTO THERE ALL WITHIN THE 20 SECOND LIMIT TO GAIN THE THAT'S NOT A BOAT ACHIEVEMENT
UNLESS, If I sell my IRL Grandma I can getting 100 cookies. These cookies have a .01% chance of being a golden cookie. Those golden cookies have a 5% chance of giving me... more, cancer. It truley is useless. UNLESS, I develop so much cancer that my normal mortal body becomes the cancer, & the cancer, BECOMES ME
Cookie Clicker allows you to use automated copies of yourself, and to use javascript consoles, so... I think it's fair to use an autoclicker and custom javascript. Really, it's probably the only intended way to _finish_ the game.
@@Dragoon45 Ok what bagel flavour? Toasted Marshmallow toothpaste flavour? Cheese & BBQ flavour? Or should I send you Vera to sacrifice to the cookie god for a 1% cps boost?
you know what would be funny? if developers of cookie clicker made a new achevment called Dragoons chance of leaving and they made a golden cookie have 1 in 1 million chance to be replaced by dragoon pfp and the achievment was to get that cookie
1:26 the casual delivery of 'i started by enslaving a group of grandmas' broke my brain i can barely type this from how much im laughinh no but seriously im rapidly losing my sanity pls send help
At 9:35 as a long time cookie clicker fan i can say that there is a way. There is a mode which basically stops all heavenly chips and ascension upgrades from counting in your run. Meaning it is much easier to get exactly 1 tril.
I forgot Dragoon was even a UA-camr till a youtuber maxlevelidiot was live streaming then some one in the chat said when is the collab with dragoon his answer of course was your on a whole diffrent level then him but my question is are you sure you got all achievements or is there a forgotten one that you have not got? Oh also love your content!
for the golden cookies just leave the game open with sounds on while doing everything else on your computer and make sure your golden cookie sound is something distinct (for me it's a squeak). i have 78k golden cookie clicks just by doing this
There are 5 levels of insanity. 5. Not insane. 4. Average insane. 3. Highly insane. 2.The one who gets the platinum cup in every soul game. 1. Dragoon's addiction and dedication to cookie clicker.
So, considering how huge of a chunk of the video was about how to get 7,777 golden cookies. While Dragoon definitely did it the quickest way, there is actually another that is entirely idle, which I did. If you can have your PC or laptop running with CC on it, shrink the window, similar to how you "dunk" the big cookie, except waaaay smaller, so small in fact it's basically just big enough to fit one golden cookie it may take some tinkering. Put your auto clicker into as close to the middle of the now tiny window as possible, leave the game running for 2-3 days. With a bit of luck from RNGesus you will have the achievement because the golden cookie will always spawn under your cursor as it has no other place to spawn and it has to be visible to the player.
In school, I grinded this game for months, and I found the 7777 achievement somewhat easy to get. On the other hand, me and my friend quit a few months after we started, as the game started getting repetitive.
Honestly, even though only within the span of two months, I managed to get 90% of the achievements I’m still in utter shock on how determined this community is
1950s yo. But yeah it was a "oh this works really well for anti nausea" and pregnant women just happened to be chronically nauseous so doctors prescribed this miracle drug. They also happened to have tiny humans growing inside of them that could get fucked up. It's nothing new, just another on the very very long list.
Since you used Umineko music in this, it made me think it would be funny to do an Umineko video. "I only have to click 1 million times to beat this game" or something.
Dragoon I have a suggestion, use the Juicy Queenbeet and fertilizer, I don't know much about cookie clicker but filling your garden with juicy queenbeets might work to get the sugar lumps.
Delete this and reupload it later im busy
Aight everyone, Krisby3939 is busy
This will be promptly deleted and uploaded on the next business day
Please all put your availability in the comments below
@@Dragoon45 I am available at August 24, 2024 8:13pm +6 GMT when the rat becomes the grandma at full moon and when the ant army starts to invade the nest of the cockroaches.
im here early.
Fuckk
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Part 16 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat
he mentioned u in this vid lol
At 10:50 onward
🎉
if he goes to jail you need his bail money too
How rich are you?
th lines
"discord taught me how to do ass"
and
"I got back to my favourite thing, doing ass" is hysterical
Omg it's Morgan from another realm :0
22:47 In that moment Dragoon realize he needs to spend another 100 days for a shadow achievement... He cant leave the cookie realm after he entered it...
No he doesn't. It took 24 hours for 7777. He needs 20k more. That's just less than 3 more days of playing (if we include sleep, 4 days)
@@FranXiT i do the average time of people playing cookie clicker which is 8-12 hours/day which is not 100 days but around 50-70 days (for him including edits i forgor to say that)
@@FoxMWC
He said his rate was about 200 gc/h.
He only needs to do it for 100 more hours
@@-ZH oh yeah how did i typo so badly mb mb 🙏
seven horseshoes might be one of the least reasonable achievents in all the videogames
0:32 "But i dont want to be clicking for 40 days straight" *5 seconds later* "so i researched for 40 days straight"
That's cookie clicker player determination
Do you know when you say oh the blocks in Minecraft are gonna take like a whole day to get it I’m not gonna get it but then you spend like five days billing farm just for that house
yeah thats kinda the point of the joke
good job, you got the joke
I dident cach that lol
Ironically I actually knew about the pregnancy medication thing before this video. The reason it caused problems was because one enantiomer (3d configuration) helped with nausea, and the other enantiomer caused birth defects. While sold as an enantiomerically pure substance, the keto/enol group next to the chiral center would tautomerize, turning the drug into a racemic (50/50)mixture of the two enantiomers.
Ah, classic story
Walter White told me about it
I mean, 27,777 cookies isn’t that hard, it only took you 23:07 to click 7,777.
Ok cya in 2 years(in the newer(or my) Version when you Name yourself isaysopenseasame or that crap you can give yourself all achivements)
Should we tell him
He started a year ago
Hahaha, this is a great comment lol
That was very funny :)
is this dragoon’s way of saying he’s dropping merch in the form of nausea medication for pregnant woman that actually works
Lol
Hi sean
i want dragoon merch in the form of nausea medication for pregnant woman that actually works
Either that or we’re getting a bunch of shirts that say Just DO ASS
@@rainiedash9225 I'd prefer that
To complete Cookie Clicker is to discover that the finish line was never real. You’ve climbed the towering peaks of cookie production, only to find yourself staring into the abyss of endless dough, where grandmas plot in the shadows and time bends to your whims.
The deeper you delve, the more you realize this: the cookies were never the goal, but the means to uncover a truth so absurd it almost feels profound. You ascend, not to win, but to chase the fleeting high of ‘just one more’.
And when you finally stop, you’re left wondering if it was really you playing cookie clicker-or if cookie clicker was playing you.
this is why i don't play cookie clicker
@@Chimpin_valid reason
Wow just wow
I've played cookie clicker for 2 years and have 80% of achievements. The phrase, "one more" has come out of my mouth more than "Hi". Don't play it seriously, the fan base can be worse than League of Legends. :(
@@GrimCreeper2262-vf4dmevery time dragoon releases a video on cookie clicker I'm reminded of how miserable the community around it is
Dragoon after acting like the past few cookie clicker videos didn't happen and this is his first video on it:
no
false
dementia
I think every time he does the cookie ascension to start the session over. He starts over too
It's so he doesn't alienate new viewers too much
in case you didn't know, if you want to temporarily disable all your heavenly upgrades, you can enable challenge mode which resets the game for 1 ascension (you regain all your heavenly chips and upgrades after you ascend)
Just remember dragoon Seanie Dew admits in his video that he uses a software that doesn’t allow him on competitive scoreboards, as well as literally commenting that Dragoon doesn’t use the planner, as well as saying that Dragoon is better than him.
E
Also, Seanie Dew didn't actually 100%, there's a bunch of achievements that he didn't do and he talked about it in his video
@@MidiTimeStamp ye he didn't do the golden cookie one
True
@@MidiTimeStamp yeah he didnt do the "grindy" ones like the golden cookie and sugarlump ones, all the ones he got were alredy gotten by dragoon
there is a story of a man playing a game for 3billion years... never mind its just about dragoon
DRAGOON UPLOADED ITS BEEN 500000000 YEARS THIS IS THE BEST DAY THIS MONTH
Multiple games, actually
I mean like who would spend 2k hours grinding a game for no reason???(I have a few to many hours on minecrap)
Dragoon aint a man confirmed
it's not him, not enough time
Dude i started your videos last night the marathon one you immediately gained my respect for actually doing the marathon now you post a follow up to the cliffhanger last video dude you blow me away
This is phenomenal! To think that Dragoon would lose to Vera the first day, now, he might be Vera herself. HE'S PART OF THE HIVEMIND NOW! HE DOESN'T REALIZE IT! COOKIES? TIME TRAVEL? THE UNREAD TERMS AND CONDITION? RAP BATTLES!
It's all part of Vera. Dragoon in now Vera.
(Idk wtf I'm saying, just TRUST me)
true
True, I was there
@@Dragoon45HE CONFIRMED IT!!!
@@ChikinqINDEED FAM
True, I was there (chain) (btw i was looking for cookies)
Doctor: Unfortunately you have cancer
Dragoon:UNLESSSSS
Unless...
You see, Apples have a hidden Ability to stun an doctor for 5 seconds when thrown. If you keep continueosly throwing Apples at the doctor for the rest of your life he can't tell you that you have cancer, so you don't get cancer. But you can't possibly throw an Apple every 5 seconds. You have to sleep, you have to eat, you have to DO ASS. All hope is lost.
Unless...
If you wander up the mountain inside of the hypixel skyblock rift Dimension you can find jeremy, God of industry. Jeremy will send you on a Quest to kill the immortal snail. If you manage to do that he will give you a machine to automate the process of throwing Apples. But you can't kill the immortal snail. All hope is lost...
Unless...
You can Visit middle earth and obtain saurons eye. Then you thow it at the snail and find out it's completely useless. Then you find a Nokia and throw it at the snail. This will cause the universe to spontanously implode, but the 3 Gods of creation will instantly rebuild the fabric of reality. They will then delete the snail to stop an infinite loop from happening and you can finally get the machine and be free of the doctors curse.
So in conclusion you're *fine*
UNLESSSS
IF I CAN CLICK MY MIUSE FROM THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN TO THE MIDDLE 3,000 TIMES, THERE IS A 2% CHANCE FOR THE GAME TO REBOOT, AND ERASE MY CANCER!
@@TopTierGamerMan I didn't get lucky. Time to restart my life to get the achievement 'Cookie Canceraser'
@@vedantsethi7124 but after that there is still the shadow achievement to get cancer again in a 20 second duration, i can't win
UNLESSSSS
IF I BUY THE CANCEROUS TUMOR DLC AND DUBBELCLICK BEFORE THE SCREEN TRANSITIONS TO ME GETTING CANCER, I CAN RESTART MY LIFE AND SPAWN WITH CANCER EQUIPPED THEN THERE IS A 0.001 CHANCE THAT I SPAWN WITH THE CLEAN SLATE PERK INSTANDLY CURING MY CANCER, THEN IF I USE THE CHOOSE PARENT SUPERSKILL COSTING 20 SUGARLUMPS WHICH I CAN GET IF I RESHAPE TIME ITSELF AND SPAWN UNDER THE SUPERRARE CONDITIONS THAT I HIGHLY PREGNANT WOMEN IS ARTIFICIALLY SUNBATHING AND A HACKER HACKS THE MACHINE TO INSTANDLY GET CANCER I WILL HAVE ACHIEVED THE ACHIEVeMENT CANCERS INCARNATE, IF I COMBINE THAT WITH THE ULTRA RARE 0.000000000001 TIMECHAIN EVENT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO LOOP THIS AND STORE IT IN A BOTTLE THAT HAS TO BE ON THE SHELF NEXT TO IT WITH AN ADDED 10 % CHANCE, HOWEVER THE OWNER MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT I WANT HIS BOTTLE AND END THE COMBO, THAT'S WHY I WILL NEED TO HAVE A SETUP ABOVE THERE WITH AN ALTERNATE ME FARMING AND ACCIDENTILY DROPPING A QUEEN BEET INTO A BLENDER AND DROP THE JUICE IN THE BOTTLE PERFECTLY WITHOUT ANYTHING DRIPPING OF, THE OWNER WON'T WANT THE JUICE SO I HAVE TO DRINK THE ENTIRE JUG ALL AT ONCE AND THEN GLITCH THE LOOP INTO THERE ALL WITHIN THE 20 SECOND LIMIT TO GAIN THE THAT'S NOT A BOAT ACHIEVEMENT
UNLESS, If I sell my IRL Grandma I can getting 100 cookies. These cookies have a .01% chance of being a golden cookie. Those golden cookies have a 5% chance of giving me... more, cancer. It truley is useless.
UNLESS, I develop so much cancer that my normal mortal body becomes the cancer, & the cancer, BECOMES ME
Cookie Clicker allows you to use automated copies of yourself, and to use javascript consoles, so... I think it's fair to use an autoclicker and custom javascript. Really, it's probably the only intended way to _finish_ the game.
Finally, you explained the DO ASS... I knew you would eventually
omg is it xyntercept
DO ASS
@@goober6248 oh hell nah
@@goober6248 🤮 goober
@@yeetdragon2413 not the french 😈
1 cookie in debt... how do I pay you Dragoon?
carrier pigeon
@@Dragoon45 Ok what bagel flavour? Toasted Marshmallow toothpaste flavour? Cheese & BBQ flavour? Or should I send you Vera to sacrifice to the cookie god for a 1% cps boost?
@@Gr8astic BBQ Cheese Carrier pidgeon should be fine, I did it
Just do ass
@@Dragoon45nahhh you just need to wait around a few billion years to get your cookie
I find dragons emotional state relatable, and that deeply concerns me
I still remember the days when Dragoon wanted to be #1 in cocoa beans. Truly a full circle moment right here
E
E
So do I lmao
E
You know when you’re in to deep when the “simpler time” is HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK
Dragoon said 'I'M FINALLY DONE' and what happens? God backhands him the middle finger, The.T_ hopefully they have therapists in the Vatican City
7:27 bro just did a perfect circle why is nobody talking about this???
casual reminder that the cookie clicker protagonist probably beats like, almost any character you can name, y'know, in case you forgot.
I mean do they? They don't really... Fight, it's more like a commander so on a 1v1 they would lose
Can it beat Goku?
@@MikkoHarleayea obviously
@@MikkoHarlea‘‘I Heard youre the strongest‘‘
Saitama vs Goku?? More like Dragoon vs Saitama AND Goku
you know what would be funny?
if developers of cookie clicker made a new achevment called Dragoons chance of leaving
and they made a golden cookie have 1 in 1 million chance to be replaced by dragoon pfp and the achievment was to get that cookie
17:19 dragoon saying the wrong number caused me PHYSICAL PAIN
I have been following this series for months. Glad it finally ended (HOPE HE GETS TO SUFFER MORE WHEN THE GAME UPDATES HOPEFULLY)
But like he didn’t finish?
He's not finished dude
Now get 100% Shadow Achievements. WE ARE NOT SATISFIED
That one grandma that didn't ger sacrificed must've had PTSD for the rest of her eternal life
he is trapped in the cookie realm and cannot escape someone help this man
E
Cookie clicker when someone gets all achievements: finally a worthy opponent: *gives you shadow achievements cutely*
11:09 Hey that's me!
Hey that's you!
That's Him!
Omg! You're him?
He’s him!
It’s him!
7:17 Guys calculate his height
haha
Dragoon always manages to make the most grueling grind out of any game he comes into contact with
11:12 top 5 saddest anime moments
E
I absolutely love how Dragoon went from talking about Grandmas being evil to talking about a pill that killed 2,000 children
Actually impossible to beat it in six months. That other guy must’ve gotten all the ones not having to do with time
you can just speedsacrifice the garden for quick lumps, 100% +15 within a year has been done before (twice)
1:26 the casual delivery of 'i started by enslaving a group of grandmas' broke my brain
i can barely type this from how much im laughinh
no but seriously im rapidly losing my sanity pls send help
He finally uploaded a video
Rent must be catching up
Cookie factories are not cheap
Put the factories with the kids in heaven, we don't have rules here :D
Hey Dragoon, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but I believe at 12:27 it plays a rendition of “Dive to the Heart ~ Destati”
Plot twist: Dragoon was never even real and we've been watching AN RESTLESS AI MAKE VIDEOS FOR US WHILE CLICKING COOKIES
It’s likely the ai edits wile dragoon clicks
At 9:35 as a long time cookie clicker fan i can say that there is a way. There is a mode which basically stops all heavenly chips and ascension upgrades from counting in your run. Meaning it is much easier to get exactly 1 tril.
Yes you can check if you want
@@shvarcsjunior7081It would take way longer to get to 1T in born again, without it, this achivement is done in like 5mins
waste of time as the time it takes to get 1t from scratch is a lot longer than just getting exactly 1t with gift codes and controlling cps
Nice to know thanks
I forgot Dragoon was even a UA-camr till a youtuber maxlevelidiot was live streaming then some one in the chat said when is the collab with dragoon his answer of course was your on a whole diffrent level then him but my question is are you sure you got all achievements or is there a forgotten one that you have not got?
Oh also love your content!
"But I didn't want to click for forty days straight, so I researched for 40 days straight."
That line is a lil' bit too deep for a game about cookies.
Only dragoon is the type of guy to grind a pointless web game for a number that means nothing to most people
yes, i am the only one that has ever played cookie clicker, hoping it releases to more people eventually
@@Dragoon45 nah man, I'm sure it would get like 3 players max 🥱
@@Dragoon45fr fr
@@Dragoon45I'm surprised they discovered how to DO ASS with only your perspective
@Dragoon45 hi
1:59:07 favorite part of the vid dragoon cooked on this part when he got all achievement
12:58 I’m calling your physiatrist and YOU CANT STOP ME!
1:55 that grandma be traumatized fr fr
Grandmatriarch origin story
the 0.0000001% of bacteria:
13:33 That unless is IMMACULATE just like matpat
for the golden cookies just leave the game open with sounds on while doing everything else on your computer and make sure your golden cookie sound is something distinct (for me it's a squeak). i have 78k golden cookie clicks just by doing this
"evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself" - orteil, creator of cookie clicker
There are 5 levels of insanity.
5. Not insane.
4. Average insane.
3. Highly insane.
2.The one who gets the platinum cup in every soul game.
1. Dragoon's addiction and dedication to cookie clicker.
He did It. He Actually Did It.
brother did NOT watch the full video
@@KhangAJ bro I meant to bamboozle the people who saw this comment before completing the video
dude are u dumb @yourlocalmonke69420
The madlad finally did it! He ascended
So, considering how huge of a chunk of the video was about how to get 7,777 golden cookies. While Dragoon definitely did it the quickest way, there is actually another that is entirely idle, which I did. If you can have your PC or laptop running with CC on it, shrink the window, similar to how you "dunk" the big cookie, except waaaay smaller, so small in fact it's basically just big enough to fit one golden cookie it may take some tinkering. Put your auto clicker into as close to the middle of the now tiny window as possible, leave the game running for 2-3 days. With a bit of luck from RNGesus you will have the achievement because the golden cookie will always spawn under your cursor as it has no other place to spawn and it has to be visible to the player.
dragoon entering the shadow realm and never coming back after he realizes he needs to spend so much longer for 1 shadow achievment
Why did he sound less clinically insane when he was explaining the spell thing
In school, I grinded this game for months, and I found the 7777 achievement somewhat easy to get. On the other hand, me and my friend quit a few months after we started, as the game started getting repetitive.
THE DEVS WILL ADD NEW ACHIEVEMENTS THE GRIND NEVER ENDS
dragoon after actually 100%'ing cookie clicker: ''grandma,i dont feel so good...''
youve addicted me to it again i went from 500 million-1 billion to about 1 quadrillion (and spent on bingo) so tysm i love going crazy
No Way! The Cookie Clicker UA-camr Decided To Upload Again! The day after i check when he uploaded last time.
There are no coincidences
12:02 PAIN medication
Honestly, even though only within the span of two months, I managed to get 90% of the achievements I’m still in utter shock on how determined this community is
The final sequal we have waited months for. The sequel we always wanted but never needed,
no that was a lie...
ALWAYS NEEDED!!!!!!!!
"They range from terrifying, to strange, to jeremy:)"
Imagine you're currently riding your bike in the middle of nowhere, and see Dragoon doing ass on his laptop...
no way he actually did it. what a journey
11:35 WHAT THE AND WHY?!
1950s yo.
But yeah it was a "oh this works really well for anti nausea" and pregnant women just happened to be chronically nauseous so doctors prescribed this miracle drug. They also happened to have tiny humans growing inside of them that could get fucked up.
It's nothing new, just another on the very very long list.
Started spreading awareness mid cookie clicker video
the legend HE FINALLY DID IT, been waiting for a new cookie video forever now
This is my favorite step 15:15
To have something you've never had you have to be willing to something you've never done...
Since you used Umineko music in this, it made me think it would be funny to do an Umineko video. "I only have to click 1 million times to beat this game" or something.
Cookie clicker is harder than dragoon when he sees grandma vera
Vera will win
First
that's not a very high bar considering it goes in reverse
Ayo 🤨
i like the part where Dragoon told us about his ass, very informative
E
does nobody appreciate how this dude just casually burned his finger at 18:38 ?
glad i can do arse for fourteen more hours is my favourite dragoon quote
12:07 HOLY thats crazy
If you switch your calendar to Christmas you get a hole lot of sugar lumps
18:53 why is the screen blurred 🤨📸
This video ended my physical pain
Same
"terrifying to strange to Jeremy" oh dear, not Jeremy...
“I fed it 100 grandmas”
You know its a bad day when dragoon uploads.
Why
@@Thescatyman It's supposed to be a joke bro
@@itz_Rafi-r2i okay
1:58 cant believe you left only one grandma to make her watch the other 100 grandmas die
16:45 dantdm enters
21:32 Bro what’s even going on at this point
You’re giving me physical pain
7:27, bro, you just completed a perfect circle. Why isn't anyone discussing this?
4:30 Time to explain ASS
My favorite Dragoon quote “now I can finally talk about ASS 🤣
Achievement for clicking 27,777 golden cookies 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
C O O K I E S
Dragoon I have a suggestion, use the Juicy Queenbeet and fertilizer, I don't know much about cookie clicker but filling your garden with juicy queenbeets might work to get the sugar lumps.
You can't plant JQB seeds, you can only get them from mutating them, which is way slower then sacrificing the garden
Does anyone know the song at 18:49? Its not in the video description
Kens theme from street fire
Let's go
My mom didn't understand :(
What’s the song at 10:49
The Soul of Flamenco - by Serenity Shelter
I ain't never seen someone lose their damn mind playing this damned game. I'm afraid to play it now.