After this bullshittery, I fancy jumping back onto that DayZ critique thing I was working on before. I'll let you know how that goes. Particularly Twitch subs and Patrons as I'd really love to hear your feedback on it. Edit - But blimey there's so much more I'd like to work on: - Insurgency, CSGO, The Culling, Viscera Cleanup Duty, Rocket League, Arma. Should be fun!
I've started watching this channel after this video, and have watched every single bullshittery and have been waiting for a new one, i can't even imagine the pain of someone who started before me and has to wait every single bullshittery xD
Say that if you work in a hospital, after someone gets a kidney transplant when the person leaves say "Thank you, come again!" What a sadic thing you could say in a hospital isn't it?
Womble is fun to watch drunk, just turned 21 and I’ve been drunk for a while. Now, I came back to Womble and realized he’s pretty fun to watch drunk, Womble keep up the good shit.
I just realised, the trucks at 14:16 say 'Pißwasser' (actually, proper German would be Pisswasser) which translates to - be amazed - 'pisswater' in english.
Saying a black guy is black is an adjective. A fact. It is only racism when you discriminate because of race. That is its definition. If someone were to get offended because they were acknowledged as a black then they might as well also get offended if i were to mention their hair color. Its rediculous.
Untitled 012 I whole heartedly agree, I was commenting on their bit about the black guy wearing black and Soviet described the commentary as "casual racism", which it's not.
Omg I'm facing my phone and my door is about 170° bearing from my phone, and around 4:20 (when womble uses the sniper rifle) I LEGIT SNAPPED TO MY RIGHT AND TOOK OFF MY EARPHONES just to realise it was the sound from the video. Trippy as balls.
I thought it was Gladpus and tweeted at her, asking if Quebec got it. Either I didn't tweet at the real Gladpus, or this isn't Gladpus saying it in the video, 'cause whoever I tweeted at said this wasn't her. I feel more inclined to say the latter. *Edit* : Mystery solved. I tweeted the real Gladpus, but it turns out that the one saying the thing in the video is her wife, Kyøshi. Talk about couples sounding alike..
..... What? No. Gladpus is an entirely different chick, and she's married to Kyøshi, the one who made the offer. Quebec isn't married to either of them, nor is he even dating either of them. And I asked Gladpus that question, thinking that it was her in the video. Let's just say that the reply I got was less than savoury. She wasn't angry or anything, just unamused.
When an Indian does an Indian accent who already has an Indian accent.
It's seamless.
aprilblenk no we don’t ;)
Indian-ception
Perfecto
Just saying he’s from Singapore
@@jossschloss7600 whats his ig
No Juan was harmed in the making of this video.
well, there was, he shot him after he drove off the cliff.
but can we guarantee no Dopinder was harmed?
dopinder was Indian goddamnit!!!!!he was a father !! a husband !!!
+GUTS 141 no shit Sherlock
Thái Hoàng Nguyễn someone didn't get it
I explained it
Wanker
I've been binge watching SovietWomble for 6 hours now. It's 1am.
@Ricka, el gordo valdez same shit 6 AM here RN
@Ricka, el gordo valdez started 11
Holy shit. Same. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
You gotta bump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers
Its 2:07
"how do you know im naked?"
"OH in the game"
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
don’t think anyone *wants* to talk about it
@@mai-8-torch everyone wants to talk about it.
@@mai-8-torch who doesn't want to talk about that
@UCwArXphRhHUheO8QsWsX7cA 9:38
The thought of it makes everyone so wildly aroused that no one have time to talk about it.
‘Sir, we are take shortcut’
Drives into the river
That will 72 dollars
@@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku fuck you
Sir- Sir- Sir! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! SIIIIIR! That will be 72 dollars, Sir.
Direct line
@@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku That's a rather fair representation of Indian cabbies, do their job terribly and overcharge you
I lost it when Cyanide starts playing cab driver.
Mingwei Zhang seamless
I'm your Rajesh now
And he frikin nailed it cause he is a frikin indian himself XD
Mingwei Zhang me too hahahahahah
“We are take shortcut”
Anyone else like how cyanide put on a Indian accent even though he already has one
actually he has an english accent
@@aswinnair00 if you listen to him otherwise, he actually doesn't have any accent.
Nah. If you listen closely you would know hes not speaking english
@@danedevil3165 What's he speaking then, Swedish?
@@geordanlemon chinese you idiot
9:41 Womble becomes surprised to hear that his friend knows he’s actually naked unaware that he’s talking about in game
*W A I T*
that's the joke
Mr T no lol he means that sovietwomble was actually maybe naked
ZecToR - GHOST *THAT’S THE JOKE YOU TWATS*
Cagkiller0 I know what it means dude chill no need to call me a twat, stupid asshole
"It's not pink it's salmon!"
In another universe: "It's not pink it's light red!"
yes RVB ftw
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Johann Schmidt RVB WOOOOOO
References like these always make me smile
Jacq Wasp shotgun
The frame rate dips a few times I'm afraid. A lesson learnt with Shadowplay. I shall use something a bit more predictable in the future :)
That is ok dude. Keep up the good work.
nice memes
first unlike, ok sry ill ununlike
As long as you have given us your amaizing content (not being sarcastic)
The frame drops and stutters are hard to notice on UA-cam anyways.
legend has it he's still stuck to the driver's hood to thus day
this
hehuehuehuehue
Should we be so lucky
Bjj _Legend you can edit the comment
Thats what happens if you break the rule by not screaming PARKOUR‼
I like how Quebec turned into an olympic esports champion as soon as a blowie was offered as reward
I wonder if he ever got the blowie.
After this bullshittery, I fancy jumping back onto that DayZ critique thing I was working on before. I'll let you know how that goes. Particularly Twitch subs and Patrons as I'd really love to hear your feedback on it. Edit - But blimey there's so much more I'd like to work on: - Insurgency, CSGO, The Culling, Viscera Cleanup Duty, Rocket League, Arma. Should be fun!
Arma!
How did you post this comment 23 hours ago but only uploaded the video 5 minutes ago? Are you a wizard?
Work on it all
insuregency would be really cool after seeing your arma and dayz "tactics" as you call them
It was probably privated
"OWW YOU STABBED ME"
"For the watch"
Love that reference 😂
E-Motion Less I felt that straight though the heart
That fucking kid
I dont get it
@@sksksk7412 game of thrones, Jon snow gets stabbed by all his night watch comrades.
@@i4m192 thought he meant it as if he was mugging him for his watch lol
4:47 It was at this moment the ZF members have committed their focus on defeating and probably killing Womble.
The power of a promised bj is immeasurable.
Who was the girl member that promised the BJ? Was it Cake? Or Nep?
Lmao
How many Taxi Drivers does it take to climb a mountain?
More than Juan I'll tell you that much
I don’t get it
Juan sounds like one..
Well, a light bulb takes less.
I got the reference
@@dominikwerner7652 that's the point
What an ending!
R.I.P. Cyanide.
He's probably still on the bonnet. Like some really annoying hood ornament
Wait... How the Fuck is your comment 22h old? Didn't the video just came out?
+Gregionis It's cool, Womble and I go way back.
About 22 hours back.
(the answer is Patreon
*leaked footage of cyanide being deported back to india*
+SovietWomble And to this day, he is still on the bonnet.
"There's nothing ahead of you keep swimming"
*LIES*
"I am Aqua Man"
*PUNCH*
Chris Knight thats ZF in a nutshell
Chris Knight I read this as it happened. Fucking priceless
Well, he wasn't wrong. There was NOTHING ahead of him
I've started watching this channel after this video, and have watched every single bullshittery and have been waiting for a new one, i can't even imagine the pain of someone who started before me and has to wait every single bullshittery xD
i've strated yesterday I do imagine your pain xD
Tirasangue doing that right now!
Tirasangue I watch cyanide stream, it's fine
Tirasangue same
"I'm not losing against a ginger"
But Soviet, I thought YOU were a ginger.
He is rip
I am to, scrolling through the comments you’ll find our national anthem
the shrubberino hell yes they are
Darklef D he isn’t
He said that he tried to recreate him in GTA V and he has black hair and a beard I think.
I am your Rajesh now is the greatest Fucking thing ever
Learn to drive Rajesh.
one indian for another
"My drivers name is Dopinder." He just made a Deadpool joke. Awesome.
9:50 How did you know i was naked? ohhhhh in the gameeeee
"AWKWARD"
"Carton, you are literally the blackest thing in the universe right now."
"Where is he?"
Exactly 😎
@@__asher__ yeah
@@__asher__ ikr fuck people who use emojis
...😐
🅱️
Emojis are cancer
0:48 You know Cyanide is a Top Gear fan when he calls that car The Marauder instead of Insergent, like 99% of GTA players would.
I am one with the hedge.
I'm going to go sit in a hedge and say that whenever someone walks past
The Toast Overlord Video?
Was about to take a shower till I saw Womble upload this. Only Womble can keep me dirty... *licks lips*
ummmmm............
exactly the same😂
Oh boy, i feel you
i cum a lot when i get notified that womble update
Was going to take a shower too, but yeah... the same story.
"That will be 72 dollars"
after driving into the river
Thanks you genius
I want Cyanide as cab Driver.
world's worst taxi service confirmed
it's Rajesh
Ayyy I have that gas mask
holy shit man its trycoldman love your WW2 stopmotions mate!
Amir the cab driver
That will be 72 dollars, fuck me I'm dying
I will tattoo that thing on my leg.
Regelneef "we are take shortcut"
Regelneef same
Regelneef ooh shit.....im dying 😂😂😂😂
Play Hard Q
Cyanide is literally my favourite person.
He is really funny
Cake>>>>
PugLord "That will be 72 dollars, sir."
Clive > Everyone on ZF
PugLord *Weirdo Giggle*
Womble baiting cyanide off the building had got to be one of my most favorite clips. The weirdo laugh, taunting and scream always gets me.
i love the way the text is following their bodies xD
He moves it with every frame on the editing software.
apparently he keyframes each frame, so he may use tracking, but he then adjusts at every frame.
I heard he uses the jizz from fairies and wizard magic to move the text with its source.
He used to do it manually when he used Sony, but now he uses Adobe so it does it automatically.
he uses tweening.
That will be $72
and 'thank you, come again' for good measure
Say that if you work in a hospital, after someone gets a kidney transplant when the person leaves say "Thank you, come again!" What a sadic thing you could say in a hospital isn't it?
that killed me XDDDDD
sir we are take shortcut
welcome to india bro, thats the way we do things.
I laughed out so loud when Cyanide channeled his inner Jeremy Clarkson with the Marauder
Tom: "I work here."
Brilliant.
This series needs to go on forever, please
it's not repetitive if it's once a month
shiniebub that’s ambitious, struggling for every 3 months still!!!
still going
Straight line, no zig-zagging.. sounds like sundays Game of Thrones to me
*ba-dum tisshh*
+FineGentle Men ding +1 sin
"you stab me"
"for the watch"
he got "John Snow"-ed again!!!
Bruno Rodrigues that was fucking GENIUS
10:53 "Your wife told me that while she digested my sword in the marital bed." WTF RockStar 😂
LMAOOO
14:18 I will still never get over that sovietwomble moan 👀
Lukas it’s so hot
I appreciate this time stamp, can't tell you how many times I've clicked it haha
Man, I am so glad I stumbled on this channel. I'm sitting here laughing like my life isn't falling apart. Best therapy ever.
Can we just acknowledge this drift at 4:56
HE SPUN OUT
cyanide's Indian voice killed me. I lost it at "sir we are taking short cut"
"Why am I the pink team by default??"
Your computer detected that you're from Brighton
Cyanide actually doing Indian accent was absolutely hilarious :D
MrCorvusC he is Indian
yutro hes mexican
He is located in India, and Indian.
I thought he lives in Singapore
James Grose he does but he's indian
"It's not pink, it's lightish red!"
If he had said that, I would've fucking subscribed to them right then and there.
He's a RvB fan though ^^
Same here, it'd fit so well, bow chicka bow wow.
InsaneTacoz yesssss
Tucker did it
Those dirty blues
8:40 “There’s nothing just keep swimming” _WOOOH AAAAAHHHHHHH_
Womble is fun to watch drunk, just turned 21 and I’ve been drunk for a while. Now, I came back to Womble and realized he’s pretty fun to watch drunk, Womble keep up the good shit.
4:47 now thats something worth fighting for
Question is whether Quebec has received his price yet
@@shdyximtk5348 I have seen this video multiple times and have wondered the same thing
Apparently I'm Womble's taxi driver
Juan Cardenas hi Juan
4:46 I donno who said it, but I know for a fact everyone just flipped the sweat switch on after hearing what she said
It was quebec in the video
@@Podzall Wonder if she really came trough with it.
Think it was Glaspus
"how can you tell that im naked?"
"im looking at you in my friends list"
"oh in the game. "
I loved it Womble, great work as always! :D
Ayy lmao
+Smooth Void Void?
+What im doing With my life yes?
+Smooth Void ayy lmao
+Smooth Void He replied to meeeee
Sumo is one of the best bits of gtav
My personal favorite was the "movie" scene and ZF's dialogue. 9:55
That was top.
10:40 subbed guy on the right deserves a best timing of the year award
7:05
Soviet: "He kicked me out!"
Roger: "Weight reduction brro!"
*dedicated to my mother*
Cyanide: Was his mother perpetually tripping on meth or something?
Me: *dying elephant seal noises*
what the fuck was that?
“I’m giving money to Tom?”
*continues to give money*
"Tyranneos, why do you look like Hoggle from The Labyrinth" Genious my friend love that!
6:28, you had Juan Job
Hehe
2:10 It's not pink, it's lightish red
Yas! Another red vs blue fan!
Aurélio Paiva DONUT!!
I used to watch RvB when it was just skits in Halo 3
Good times
I then decided to watch a new episode, boy is it good and confusing
Goddamit Donut
Aurélio Paiva rvb best online show ever
I just realized I experienced what happened to Cyanide in World of Warships LOL
?
i wish i could play World of Warships but i don't play computer games only console
"THE DOORS OPEN UPWARDS"
these guys are actually really funny!
1:36 is basicaly a "non car guy prettending to be a car guy" moment with cyanide there
Actually Cy had reviewed cars on his YT channel but his YT channel never got famous 😢
Your work still amazes me the time taken to make each character come to life with the captions is fuckin awesome
Womble: (backs up and avoids cyanide)
Cyanide: *demon tornado siren*
*"For the watch"*
Cartoon just became my favorite person
So... the movie was italian. I'm so proud of that..
Yes please.
any ides what the plot was?
Carlo Bassetti
Orgoglio italiano
Rufio
Nope. It was random as hell.
Juan is not qualyfied to be a can driver for sure
a tin can
no man is prepared for the driving of the can.
*can* you not
yes I can
4:00 I love the way Cy's car falls off the edge 😂 it looks like something out of a cartoon 🤣
Literally the best channel I've ever seen, I remember the time when Womble had 200k subscribers.
"I'm sending you a present!" *car lands on top of Womble 2 seconds later*
How many Mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb?
Juan.
Top 10 anime fatalities
How do you get Trump to change a light bulb? Tell him Obama put it in.
@@jeffodraws3395 I don't get it
@@Rannument Trump is big on reversing Obama's reforms
@@rodrikforrester6989 ooooh
I just realised, the trucks at 14:16 say 'Pißwasser' (actually, proper German would be Pisswasser) which translates to - be amazed - 'pisswater' in english.
Sina Lambrecht because err..
*everybody already knew that, y'know.*
Aaaahhh nothing surprises me like the good ol' german
tis one of many comunist jokes in gta 5
@@wolfox712 not everyone did. not everyone is an expert in nor familiar with german as you are, oh mighty wolffuck
I realized the same thing like last month
Did you just throw Kanye West on me
Cyanide's laugh is contagious, everytime he laughs really hard, i start laughing with him
The U.S. Government revoked Cyanide's visa and carried him off on the front of a car.
R.I.P. Cyanide.
4:02 that was what the blue thief from Spyro said! Oh my gosh
Ze egg thief yee
"My cab driver's name is Dopinder." - Cyanide.
Hahaha... xD Deadpool anyone?
Vaas Montenegro LOOOOOOOL I JUST GOT THAT HAHAHHA
"it's not pink, it's light red"
-Donut, *GTA V*
I left my boyfriend alone on the bed for this Womble. It better be good.
It was.
Your boyfriend or the video?
Why not both?
Both. But the video was unsurprisingly better.
***** Meh, I made it up to him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7:35 They have a professional taxi driver. He sets traps to road for disable his opponents.
I just found your channel and I love it
0:35 it wasn't even racism, for it was pure truth xD
7:55 Cyanide's Indian accent is the best thing. It's my country's humor, back off!
14:19 it's German for "piss water" 😂
"It's no insult to say a dead man is dead." It's not racist to say a black guy is black.
Saying a black guy is black is an adjective. A fact. It is only racism when you discriminate because of race. That is its definition. If someone were to get offended because they were acknowledged as a black then they might as well also get offended if i were to mention their hair color. Its rediculous.
Yes, It's not....
Your logic is very flawed. Using your logic, By being black is being racist to black people...
Untitled 012 I whole heartedly agree, I was commenting on their bit about the black guy wearing black and Soviet described the commentary as "casual racism", which it's not.
I think it was "racist" because they were laughing about how black he was, not the fact that he was black...
*****
?
"That will be 72 dollars" fucking lost it
When I saw you uploaded this it made my day, no joke
Love how quickly womble and Cy go from greatest of enemies or bestest of friends
The one UA-camr that I can't stop grinning and giggling because of while watching any video from them
4:04 The more you re-watch it, the funnier it gets
So is Quebec really getting it?
we need a video of it
we need answers womble!
Who's the girl?
+christian gulley op... someone wants a freaking BJ... omfg
Pomato 782 is an important thing.
Omg I'm facing my phone and my door is about 170° bearing from my phone, and around 4:20 (when womble uses the sniper rifle) I LEGIT SNAPPED TO MY RIGHT AND TOOK OFF MY EARPHONES just to realise it was the sound from the video.
Trippy as balls.
i fucking love you womble
Cyanide gets on my nerves though!
@Tsultrim Mishra
Really? Cyanide is my favorite one! Different tastes for different types I guess. :)
Guess you could say Wombles cabbie was Juan bad driver lel
shut the fuck up
BOT Lenny Just No
Your cancer gave me joke
I should report you
He could have Juan the race.
well, looks like Quebec gonna get a trip wherever Cake is!
Дима Кварков Wait was the really cake? It didn't sound like her
I thought it was Nep
I thought it was Gladpus and tweeted at her, asking if Quebec got it.
Either I didn't tweet at the real Gladpus, or this isn't Gladpus saying it in the video, 'cause whoever I tweeted at said this wasn't her. I feel more inclined to say the latter.
*Edit* : Mystery solved. I tweeted the real Gladpus, but it turns out that the one saying the thing in the video is her wife, Kyøshi.
Talk about couples sounding alike..
So wait, the one who won it is Husband to the one offering the blowjob?
...I mean it can still be relevant to ask if he got it.
..... What? No. Gladpus is an entirely different chick, and she's married to Kyøshi, the one who made the offer. Quebec isn't married to either of them, nor is he even dating either of them.
And I asked Gladpus that question, thinking that it was her in the video. Let's just say that the reply I got was less than savoury. She wasn't angry or anything, just unamused.
10:26 I wasn't watching and heard this as "Oh, look! Tom Cruise! CAWW!!"