Random Pavlov Bullshittery (Counterstrike in Virtual Reality)

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  • @Slimecicle
    @Slimecicle 6 років тому +39546

    I will treasure this upload like it's the only one I'll get for months

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 5 років тому +6054

    6:50 "Whos a good dog? Whos a good dog?" (everybody stares sadly at Womble as he stands in the corner fondling a plant)

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 4 роки тому +383

      PTSD and hallucinogens can be a bitch.

    • @akatosh5689
      @akatosh5689 4 роки тому +264

      The war got to him

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +99

      VR opens up a whole new level of gags and jokes. Lol

    • @penguinpirate8779
      @penguinpirate8779 4 роки тому +32

      You can hear everyone else judging him

    • @Bruh-sp2ht
      @Bruh-sp2ht 4 роки тому +101

      She’s already gone Womble, you need to move on. It was never your fault.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +9598

    What do you do when Soviet Womble throws a grenade at you?
    Pull the pin and throw it back.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +144

      @Seiyuan Lin This is great.

    • @andrehaugvaldstad
      @andrehaugvaldstad 4 роки тому +163

      @@mauz791 This is Sparta.

    • @hellsentthe3rd318
      @hellsentthe3rd318 4 роки тому +69

      @Joe has ligma this is Patrick

    • @SharpieTXS
      @SharpieTXS 4 роки тому +57

      Erwann vdv This is Bravo-6. Going Dark.

    • @Tom.Ireland
      @Tom.Ireland 4 роки тому +42

      This is a Wendy's drive-through

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 роки тому +3600

    8:56
    Imagine what it was like to really be there; a trooper goes prone, before chuckling and speaking to a "Lulu", and his voice just gets distorted and he starts laughing manically while rolling around on the floor

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 4 роки тому +372

      "The hell's in this smoke canister?" *looks at it suspiciously*

    • @arthurbazanelli8191
      @arthurbazanelli8191 4 роки тому +54

      That's a heresy right there.

    • @istiruparguments6662
      @istiruparguments6662 4 роки тому +85

      *The person looks away from the trooper and casually throws his smoke grenades at a nearby trash bin.*

    • @akuakkk1908
      @akuakkk1908 4 роки тому +52

      My personal favorite would be if someone actually dodged bullet while dancing weirdly. And the shooter with horrible accuracy just WTF!!?

    • @jcgabriel1569
      @jcgabriel1569 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah, if you're not familiar with it, you might get the wrong meaning... I mean, the man's prone, giggling, groaning, and saying "I can't get her off me..."

  • @CostelloBazinga
    @CostelloBazinga 6 років тому +1645

    “I love you too”- guy dual wielding sawed off shotguns.

    • @madjacks1177
      @madjacks1177 6 років тому +14

      I'm pretty sure that was Poro

  • @akashakireka7587
    @akashakireka7587 5 років тому +7773

    On the battlefield as a enemy approaches
    Womble: *"wait, wait I'm trying to reload like Lara Croft"*

  • @awryri
    @awryri 4 роки тому +5842

    "Plant the bomb"
    "Plant the bomb? office isnt a bomb map"
    "Were counter terrorists!"

    • @3OrMoreBones
      @3OrMoreBones 4 роки тому +234

      Welcome to the United States of America.

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 4 роки тому +23

      3OrMoreBones womble is Australian

    • @beense123
      @beense123 4 роки тому +191

      @@feartheghus lol what hes British.

    • @turnerthekilledgamer6995
      @turnerthekilledgamer6995 4 роки тому +53

      ZF in a nutshell

    • @Able542
      @Able542 4 роки тому +115

      The comments follow the same structure as the original post. Nice.

  • @cfowler7936
    @cfowler7936 4 роки тому +2229

    7:04 the fact he tilts his gun to check if the mag is missing is pretty amazing to watch. XD

    • @sirbirbton
      @sirbirbton 2 роки тому +10

      Um... why? How else do you expect him to check?

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 2 роки тому +192

      @@sirbirbton Think it's more of a comment on the realism of vr and how it's never something you would see or even be able to do in traditional games
      Plus, as always, that 'moment of realisation' is golden

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 роки тому +81

      @@sirbirbton It's such a slight motion, as you'd expect it to be in real life. A slight, quick motion, and then he turns to the camera, immediately understanding what happened.

    • @xonxt
      @xonxt Рік тому +20

      @@Resi1ience VR shooters are pretty cool like that... most of the time you don't have an ammo counter, like on desktop, so you either have to keep track of the bullets in your head, or pull out the mag and look at it to check.

  • @BadKnightLv01
    @BadKnightLv01 6 років тому +1645

    That moment when you think you're sitting in your living room petting your dog and then the drugs wear off and you realize you're playing with a plant

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 6 років тому +3

      nutsak

    • @GodKing_Guts
      @GodKing_Guts 6 років тому +8

      I cant say I relate

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 6 років тому +2

      @@GodKing_Guts so ur a girl then

    • @TheGamerAdventurersX
      @TheGamerAdventurersX 6 років тому +4

      We happy few mate, we happy few....

    • @daddy8884
      @daddy8884 6 років тому +2

      Did that just happen? What were you on?

  • @esquiline8767
    @esquiline8767 6 років тому +2547

    It seems like womble just grows new personalities every few months by the time of new uploads. This time he's finally gone properly mental.

    • @kristexs7429
      @kristexs7429 6 років тому +92

      I think he has already gone mental the moment he started calling Lulu "honeybunny".

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 6 років тому +5

      Esquiline yes.

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +52

      like him believing a potted plant is a dog

    • @Jaybird9x
      @Jaybird9x 5 років тому +10

      Alien Isolation really ruined him lmao

    • @lnoogi
      @lnoogi 2 роки тому

      ! J. N. Iiiiiii. N. .n . N n.

  • @IsThisRain
    @IsThisRain 6 років тому +2833

    Soviet laying down getting smothered by Lulu has to be one of the most wholesome moments in ZF history.

    • @vp3152
      @vp3152 6 років тому +46

      *only wholesome moment

    • @urishima
      @urishima 6 років тому +20

      I can relate. My family has boxers, which are basically frenchies but bigger.

    • @zed.lmaooo
      @zed.lmaooo 4 роки тому +22

      How about in the Dead by Daylight bullshittery, where Cyanide saves a whimpering SovietWomble and says: "Don't worry, I'll kiss your booboos later"

    • @Tom_Carrion
      @Tom_Carrion 2 роки тому +1

      I'd say the birthday present to Marbles would be a close second.

    • @soldier257
      @soldier257 9 місяців тому +1

      @@vp3152only? Have you forgotten literally any time Cake decides to grace the stream?

  • @ProjectCambrian
    @ProjectCambrian 5 років тому +7906

    Womble :"I'm 32 years old!"
    Age 32,
    Voice...17!!

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 5 років тому +735

      Mind... Debatable.

    • @torlakkarstad4251
      @torlakkarstad4251 5 років тому +335

      Nicmadis intelligence.... ZF

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 5 років тому +182

      Torlak Kårstad Hotel...Trivago.
      Come on you knew that would happen eventually with the set up given.

    • @setesh1294
      @setesh1294 5 років тому +148

      Attitude: 12.

    • @MajL337
      @MajL337 5 років тому +207

      Body: 82

  • @unreal8783
    @unreal8783 5 років тому +6817

    I like how hes better at VR csgo than the real game.
    He was never meant to be a streamer ladies and gents.
    Hes a 'unit'

    • @unreal8783
      @unreal8783 5 років тому +9

      @Phleet Gaming True xd

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 5 років тому +66

      This might mean he would be better shooting real gun.

    • @unreal8783
      @unreal8783 5 років тому +39

      @@CyanideOwl well he sure as hell cant use any game ones. My mans a soldier. Not a youtuber or streamer ;)

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 5 років тому +7

      I'm meant to be a unit while trying to pretend to be a loner

    • @unreal8783
      @unreal8783 5 років тому +6

      @@beverlyarcher3744 1 man unit XD

  • @stylze5767
    @stylze5767 6 років тому +473

    I just about died when you did expectations vs reality and the bullets go flying out. Love your vids

  • @nik_is_rioting2293
    @nik_is_rioting2293 6 років тому +2879

    I shall only watch a few seconds a week to last me till next upload

    • @jakrizmo4483
      @jakrizmo4483 6 років тому +155

      Youll have to watch a few seconds a month if thats the case...

    • @2headedtasman200
      @2headedtasman200 6 років тому +22

      I cant think of a joke.

    • @basilsloan6466
      @basilsloan6466 6 років тому +9

      m o o d

    • @xyphel
      @xyphel 6 років тому +5

      N S F F A don’t go giving him ideas now

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 5 років тому +4

      You are allowed to watch 23 seconds a week if it's a half a year release or ~11 seconds if it's a yearly release.

  • @shortsentral
    @shortsentral 5 років тому +2165

    6:56 when the LSD wears off

  • @lakinwillson4124
    @lakinwillson4124 6 років тому +509

    Two womble videos in the same 4 months, we’ve been blessed

  • @sirturtlethegreat7190
    @sirturtlethegreat7190 6 років тому +994

    As you can see the rare SovietWomble has emerged out of its den bringing laughter and joy to all those who witness it but alas only to disappear for who knows how long but we await its majestic return and hope it'll be soon

    • @SlicesLemons
      @SlicesLemons 6 років тому +4

      He does have a twitch channel if you want more Womble

    • @sirturtlethegreat7190
      @sirturtlethegreat7190 6 років тому +5

      @@SlicesLemons yea Ill proly do that but the sentiment remains

    • @alvimpaulo
      @alvimpaulo 6 років тому +17

      I mean, getting out of the locked bathroom takes time

    • @SlicesLemons
      @SlicesLemons 6 років тому +4

      @@sirturtlethegreat7190
      Whats fun is you get to watch these unedited and guess which is going to be in the next bulshitery

    • @otakuhero6254
      @otakuhero6254 6 років тому +4

      He'll come back when his wank arm gets tired.
      But no seriously he can take as long as he needs. Quality over quantity.

  • @KuroNaichi
    @KuroNaichi 6 років тому +7277

    "THE ART OF SUBTITLE"

  • @Dagbass
    @Dagbass 4 роки тому +700

    9:33 You know you’re getting old when you need kneepads while playing pavlov lmao

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 3 роки тому +31

      hey nobody needs them you only loss croutching as an option because of weakling knees and I respect putting them on so you can throw yourself onto your knees without any discomfort
      I mean old age afflictions make it hurt to move or make it hard to get back up after you kneel non of these are solved by knee pads
      I know your joking and I know this is an over analysis and looking closer I know your comment is a year old but hell I took the time to write this ill be damned if I don't release it into the world

    • @MeMM00
      @MeMM00 2 роки тому +34

      you know youre getting old when you get permanent back/knee injury because you think youre stronger than the floor.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +30

      don't soldiers in real life have padded knees?

    • @Mocorn
      @Mocorn 2 роки тому +9

      Ain't about age, that's just optimizing combat readiness parameters!

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 Рік тому

      The pavlo-pads stay on during sex babe

  • @HarrisonBroadbent
    @HarrisonBroadbent 6 років тому +1763

    Christmas has come early with a new Soviet video

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 6 років тому +17

      Yep. See you all in the new year when the next one drops!

    • @FlyingSaucerD
      @FlyingSaucerD 6 років тому +1

      Harrison Broadbent follows the same schedule as christmas as well

    • @jimofthejungle02
      @jimofthejungle02 6 років тому +3

      Christmas isn't the only thing that came early with the new soviet video

    • @akumusi556
      @akumusi556 6 років тому +1

      @@ObligedUniform hah I wish

    • @idkjustsomerandomchannelon4940
      @idkjustsomerandomchannelon4940 6 років тому +1

      ITS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS MIRICAL A SOVOIT VIDEO

  • @kartonwaffle4408
    @kartonwaffle4408 6 років тому +331

    This instantly became my favorite video. Just the way how ZF works and their shenanigans makes this video an instant classic. Should do more bullshitery episodes on this.

    • @louisritter7906
      @louisritter7906 6 років тому +1

      Idk man i like the originals (arma2 dayz, arma 3 and some csgo ones) this one almost didnt make me laugh. So yeah im waiting for those.

    • @kartonwaffle4408
      @kartonwaffle4408 6 років тому +1

      @@louisritter7906 I agree with you, I watched this at 3 am where I live so. I was pretty giggly when I posted this.

  • @fangorn23
    @fangorn23 6 років тому +1863

    "oh no there's a CAT here, lulu"
    *dog shows up*
    hilarious. I love that dog.

    • @GoodBoiStuff
      @GoodBoiStuff 6 років тому +7

      I have one of them cats that loves the sound a French bulldog makes when it bleeds

    • @daezly6903
      @daezly6903 6 років тому +2

      @@GoodBoiStuff mate what the heck!?

    • @jadenprice1463
      @jadenprice1463 6 років тому

      the moment that dog entered the vid it became 10/10 for me 8D

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 6 років тому +3

      9:11 i prefer this

  • @skyleryarroll2369
    @skyleryarroll2369 5 років тому +183

    I love how every time he pulls a knife, it's not the least bit violent. It's like, "Here, have some stab."

  • @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383
    @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383 6 років тому +520

    This is why womble is thw subtitle king. He goes out of his way to sub corpses as dead even tho he doesnt have to. And lulu just helps him in having better subs like the french kisses

    • @r.t.1077
      @r.t.1077 6 років тому +11

      Szczęsliwe Komunikacje Lądowe He can probably be attributed with starting trend of using subtitles to enhance videos or using the subtitles to express or highlight actions

    • @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383
      @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383 6 років тому +6

      @@r.t.1077 he is one of the best if not the best. i know theres one more guy who has comparable skill but i cant remember who

    • @SlicesLemons
      @SlicesLemons 6 років тому

      Boris

    • @screamingstrings76
      @screamingstrings76 6 років тому +4

      there is actually a really great analysis video about how and why Womble is THE king of this - i think its called "SovietWomble - The Art of the Subtitles". Its pretty interesting.

    • @NeoSwitch
      @NeoSwitch 6 років тому

      In my country, there is a local youtuber that inspirated by SovietWomble, but i think he did better cuz he's not just subtitling, he also edit his footage that make his video looks so epic
      just check Milyhya (he speak with his native language, not english)

  • @ursoanonimo8398
    @ursoanonimo8398 6 років тому +274

    “I’ve got scoliosis”
    Womble: eat lemons
    “I DON’T HAVE SCURVY”

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 5 років тому +3127

    4:09 “That’s my spot, Poro.”
    ‘Points shotgun at Womble’s head’
    “You make a very good point.”

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 років тому +119

      That's like that one GTAV video where an AI insulted the player and when then the player pointed a gun in his face the AI just goes "I'd like to apoligize."

    • @AmBush2048
      @AmBush2048 5 років тому +30

      "You're in my spot sir"
      "That's my mark you're at"
      "Get out of the way"

    • @AZ-ss2fj
      @AZ-ss2fj 5 років тому +3

      @@AmBush2048 swat 4 huh?

    • @Lavyel_Regnum
      @Lavyel_Regnum 5 років тому +10

      You watched the video too?? Siick, dude!

    • @aphextwin8520
      @aphextwin8520 5 років тому +2

      @@AZ-ss2fj gold
      breach bang and clear
      go when ready

  • @PenguinAmbassador
    @PenguinAmbassador 5 років тому +208

    2:22 the transition from realizing office isn’t a bomb map into noticing they aren’t T killed me

  • @phillip1054
    @phillip1054 6 років тому +1361

    Team loses, immediately shots surviving team in the face. Classic Soviet

    • @MrM0U53
      @MrM0U53 5 років тому +55

      I totally lost it at the level of casual he does it too. Like it's expected and normal for ZF.
      Who am I kidding - IT IS.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 років тому +4

      ZF is the living manifestation of the saying "With friends like these..."

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 років тому +3

      If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!

    • @Spudtron98
      @Spudtron98 5 років тому +3

      It was almost _casual_ the way he did that.

  • @madcow2049
    @madcow2049 6 років тому +572

    I died at the shotgun reload!

    • @Xplicid
      @Xplicid 6 років тому +1

      BeastBen_ 2004 RIP in pieces

    • @Vasky_LC
      @Vasky_LC 6 років тому +3

      It was hilarious indeed. Trying to breathe right now

    • @ThjyuGaming
      @ThjyuGaming 6 років тому

      It blew up on reddit too!

    • @GriseWeisshark
      @GriseWeisshark 6 років тому

      ThjyuGaming link?

    • @vyther2690
      @vyther2690 6 років тому

      Well that was a "blast"

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 6 років тому +560

    8:32 John Wick
    8:42 To giggly little girl 👧

    • @o3941
      @o3941 6 років тому +48

      Honestly that pistol draw was one of the most bad ass things he's done.

    • @kulolTW
      @kulolTW 6 років тому +3

      So true. haha

    • @febbbm2002
      @febbbm2002 6 років тому +1

      Odd Freaks that's actually really sick!

    • @MyCrafcik
      @MyCrafcik 6 років тому

      more like a witch lmao

  • @darkfoxbill9657
    @darkfoxbill9657 5 років тому +827

    "crouching is a perfectly reasonable expectation of a 30 year old man."
    Not if you were ever a Marine. I swear, by 30 every damn one of us needs a double knee replacement.

    • @Predator2-7
      @Predator2-7 5 років тому +119

      Henry Morris-Knightley Easy. He’s Sam Fisher.

    • @mtf-epislon9555
      @mtf-epislon9555 4 роки тому +11

      I can agree with that brother

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 4 роки тому +14

      Knee replacement? You just wear your safety belt and drink water!

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 роки тому +8

      @Mother Hen Sam can do the splits at 50, hit a 35 yard target with a handgun standing at 50, and fight people in their 20s hand to hand at 50

    • @iAsked900
      @iAsked900 4 роки тому

      Why does the Marine need replacements? Care to share?

  • @emmyzima5972
    @emmyzima5972 6 років тому +3909

    Patting Lulu waiting for the game then ends up patting a bush when it's loaded 😂😂😂 you guys make every game hilarious

    • @Ethan-mp7wr
      @Ethan-mp7wr 5 років тому +33

      Emmy Zima
      Wait, Lulu is not a bush? Fuck I didn’t know that. And she’s a dog? Huh.

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 5 років тому +15

      Wait Lulu isn't the bush I thought he was hallucinating the dog

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 5 років тому +9

      Weed’s one hell of a drug

    • @dodogamus1926
      @dodogamus1926 5 років тому +2

      @@Z3R0Steam High on acid cause ZF is too toxic

    • @thehummingvixen9026
      @thehummingvixen9026 5 років тому +2

      I got confused trying to read this because I’m called Lulu primarily and forgot his dog is called Lulu lol

  • @urielacosta2329
    @urielacosta2329 5 років тому +4307

    "Trust the Japanese guy to be the Kamikaze bomber."
    -SovietWomble, 2018

    • @thirstyboi7706
      @thirstyboi7706 5 років тому +8

      @@annathecat7679 Bomb

    • @josiahjenkins1636
      @josiahjenkins1636 5 років тому +3

      I love your pic Uriel

    • @xnation131
      @xnation131 5 років тому +2

      Too bad he gets demonitized on like all his vids so he can't really make much money

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 5 років тому +32

      @@xnation131 Pretty sure he doesn't care about UA-cam revenue, Twitch and Patreon are better income sources

    • @darrenjones2328
      @darrenjones2328 5 років тому +25

      Plot Twist, the guy is actually Korean lmao

  • @MichaelJaeYT
    @MichaelJaeYT 6 років тому +1643

    Best video I've seen in a longggg time

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 років тому +32

      The only video you’ll see of him in a looooooooooonger time

    • @EduardoSanchez-yv3ol
      @EduardoSanchez-yv3ol 6 років тому +1

      any of you know videogamedonkey?????

    • @MichaelJaeYT
      @MichaelJaeYT 6 років тому

      Eduardo Sanchez yeee

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 6 років тому

      @@EduardoSanchez-yv3ol Yuh I literally almost died when he dunkviewed Crysis because I was eating my apple and choked on it

  • @samhaden7385
    @samhaden7385 3 роки тому +129

    1:47 - "I'll reload like Lara Croft"
    Drops guns.

  • @JavanPatrickReigner
    @JavanPatrickReigner 6 років тому +1596

    Just wait til he figures out you can dual wield awps

    • @gearsgaming22
      @gearsgaming22 6 років тому +101

      Shhh baby steps this is wamble were talking about.

    • @vladkostin7557
      @vladkostin7557 6 років тому +72

      can you reload them like Lara Croft?

    • @LordCantalo
      @LordCantalo 6 років тому +46

      Just wait 'till Cyanide finds out.

    • @kazuya4133
      @kazuya4133 6 років тому +3

      Yup that's so good the doubled awp, and after i knew that try to dual wielding everything thought

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +1

      @ButcherK9 my man!

  • @walrideralp6275
    @walrideralp6275 5 років тому +2812

    8:30 I'm still in awe of that pro level reaction O.o

    • @nickm-s
      @nickm-s 5 років тому +395

      The manic giggling right afterward was pretty great too.

    • @Fuzefromr6
      @Fuzefromr6 5 років тому +41

      Almost like it was scripted or something

    • @Fuzefromr6
      @Fuzefromr6 5 років тому +27

      @Isaac Billeter you say sinister but to me thats his normal laugh

    • @Fuzefromr6
      @Fuzefromr6 5 років тому +6

      @Isaac Billeter your allowed to do what ever you want and i understand what your saying though

    • @cacauldr
      @cacauldr 5 років тому +7

      @Dominus Ducky, If in the neighborhood I would cape and fly and return with a bottle of absinthe to your despair. I would knock three times with the weight of a death bell and I would wisper through the cracks of your poor man's castle as if seeking asylum for a madman, a genius, a lost cause. Whichever we were to decide.

  • @Frixon21
    @Frixon21 6 років тому +523

    Well that was nice, see yall in 2 months

  • @redweege2929
    @redweege2929 4 роки тому +434

    "plant the bomb"
    "office is not a bomb map"
    "and we're counter-terrorists"
    bruh

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 4 роки тому +20

      Adding "bruh" to a quote from a video does not make it a worthwhile comment.

    • @decidous
      @decidous 3 роки тому +2

      @Kent, Knight of Caelin it does

    • @redweege2929
      @redweege2929 3 роки тому +1

      @@kentknightofcaelin4537 its worked before so clearly it sometimes does

  • @nona2909
    @nona2909 6 років тому +308

    "crouching is like a perfectly reasonable expectation of a 30 year old to be able to do"
    what a legend

  • @chris-5287
    @chris-5287 6 років тому +750

    It’s not camping it’s “aggressively waiting “

    • @illfreide7690
      @illfreide7690 6 років тому +8

      He's like Napoleon planting his ambush!

    • @DruMMerBoY4321
      @DruMMerBoY4321 6 років тому +7

      It's a legitimate strategy!!!!

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 6 років тому +4

      Cyanide must've forgotten Napoleon led his troops into Russia, in the middle of winter, and had their vehicles get jammed, thus suffering one of the worst humiliations in military history.
      So basically the first Cyanide.

    • @Jones4T
      @Jones4T 6 років тому +3

      I’m going to use this forever now

    • @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059
      @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 6 років тому +3

      @@DruMMerBoY4321 Oh how I missed Red vs Blue. XD

  • @albinorat5011
    @albinorat5011 5 років тому +2585

    Soviet Womble: We need diversity.
    Also Soviet Womble: We've got a standing policy policy about mimes.

    • @IamBlackToast
      @IamBlackToast 5 років тому +43

      ༺ThสτGuy༻ Mimes don’t count as diversity since they’re mostly white.

    • @RustyShacklefordReal
      @RustyShacklefordReal 5 років тому +11

      @@IamBlackToast define diversity

    • @IamBlackToast
      @IamBlackToast 5 років тому +5

      @Rusty Shackleford Which would you like; the actual definition or the idiot definition?

    • @RustyShacklefordReal
      @RustyShacklefordReal 5 років тому +23

      @@IamBlackToast I've been exposed to enough secondhand CNN to know the idiot definition.

    • @IamBlackToast
      @IamBlackToast 5 років тому +31

      @Rusty Shackleford Oof, good thing it was secondhand exposure. Firsthand exposure to CNN is known to cause cancer in California, New York, and parts of Florida.
      Anyway, the actual definition of ‘Diversity’ is along the lines of “having differing elements.” Variety, in other words. My comment about mimes not counting as diverse due to being “mostly white” was a potshot at the idiot definition.

  • @squallloire
    @squallloire 5 років тому +51

    Womble's giggling as Lulu licks his face remains the most wholesome of content

  • @doremonhg
    @doremonhg 6 років тому +1826

    "That's my spot, Poro!"
    *Poro readies shotgun*
    "You make a very good point."

    • @PokePika01
      @PokePika01 6 років тому +2

      Oh god, Reynolds is back.

    • @daezly6903
      @daezly6903 6 років тому +1

      I just love that moment Lmao

    • @luuky50
      @luuky50 6 років тому +6

      It''s like we watched the same video

    • @doremonhg
      @doremonhg 6 років тому +7

      @@luuky50 right? It's like the internet is connected or some shit

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 6 років тому +2

      @@doremonhg IT"S A SERIES OF TUBES

  • @InfernotheFox
    @InfernotheFox 6 років тому +608

    Guy: Do you know how Grenades work?
    Womble: You're asking the wrong clan!
    Yes, because that hasn't been made apparent in 8 CSGO Bullshittery Episodes, not at all

    • @deliriumguiness
      @deliriumguiness 6 років тому +10

      Well, Cyanide was pretty good with it in Arma for teaching spacing.

    • @InfernotheFox
      @InfernotheFox 6 років тому

      @@deliriumguiness Which involves throwing a live grenade at them!

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 6 років тому +1

      I'd say depending on how you look at it they're great with grenades.
      They have a 100% kill rate with any grenade thrown or used by them.
      Never mind the fact that 100% of those kills are also friendlies (or themselves).

    • @congealeddairy
      @congealeddairy 6 років тому +4

      Still not bottom fargh

  • @raiduk
    @raiduk 6 років тому +1227

    The way we see both the game and his dog fooling around is actually very interesting from a cinematic perspective (especially around 9:00

    • @iiTzMakk
      @iiTzMakk 6 років тому +4

      me hate

    • @puddinguitpak6607
      @puddinguitpak6607 6 років тому +7

      It's a cat

    • @frydsaman6857
      @frydsaman6857 6 років тому +15

      U sound like such a knob "actually very interesting from a cinematic perspective" literally the same as "this looks cool". Pseudo intellectual ppl

    • @memespressions9235
      @memespressions9235 6 років тому +28

      frydsaman you mad?

    • @BVSSIC
      @BVSSIC 6 років тому +22

      @@frydsaman6857 And you sound like an absolute knob head fuck off haha

  • @ansonko3949
    @ansonko3949 4 роки тому +40

    2:20 this chaotic energy is what i live for

  • @appleox1881
    @appleox1881 6 років тому +294

    “Trust the Japanese guy to be the kamikaze bomber” -SovietWomble

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 6 років тому +4

      Hey it worked didn't it? If I'm going down I'm taking you with with me.

  • @valashar5313
    @valashar5313 6 років тому +617

    So Womble's actually good at CS in VR?
    We have also now gotten about 54% RL Soviet reveal. Just not the percent any of us wanted to see.

    • @valeriya3454
      @valeriya3454 6 років тому +36

      Speak for yourself, peasant! -Smacks-

    • @RetroWolf0498
      @RetroWolf0498 6 років тому +8

      Look up cyanide face reveal and Soviets with him.

    • @eduardo_manenti
      @eduardo_manenti 6 років тому

      @@RetroWolf0498 You really think it's him? --'

    • @sadsalas9238
      @sadsalas9238 6 років тому +9

      @@eduardo_manenti nah. that was not him.

    • @valashar5313
      @valashar5313 6 років тому +8

      That's not Soviet it's Mr Batty. Their voices are scary similar.

  • @Blaze6108
    @Blaze6108 6 років тому +92

    VR adds countless, brand-new ways to make your CS GO experience even more realistic, such as:
    - Dropping your gun while reloading it
    - Throwing a grenade without removing the safety pin
    - Being unable to plant the bomb due to your bad back
    - ...and much more!

  • @glassofmilk7923
    @glassofmilk7923 3 роки тому +31

    Teammates: *dabbing*
    Hand Grenade: I'm gonna end this man whole career

  • @bureksasirom8773
    @bureksasirom8773 6 років тому +233

    Ive waited 3 months for a 10min video. And it was worth it.

  • @tarsier8261
    @tarsier8261 6 років тому +285

    I am sorely disappointed in everyone who didn't teabag Womble while he was stuck on the ground.

    • @hagnat
      @hagnat 6 років тому +13

      They all have scoliosis

    • @ALLxISxGONE
      @ALLxISxGONE 6 років тому

      scoliosis doesn't stop you from teabagging

  • @scatterbrain6450
    @scatterbrain6450 6 років тому +776

    8:52 I bet the spectators thought he was probably having a seizure.

  • @zenny8877
    @zenny8877 3 роки тому +11

    8:05 this is an accurate representation of what would happen if you fired full auto with your arms stretched like that lmao

  • @Shinransa
    @Shinransa 6 років тому +127

    I've seen 50 yrs old doing airsoft like their lives depends on it and here's Soviet in his living room with his dog using knee pads to crouch in VR... It's actually hilarious !

    • @Sirisma
      @Sirisma 6 років тому

      My question is did he go out and buy them strictly for VR or did he have them around already for...other uses

    • @smokinjoeee
      @smokinjoeee 6 років тому

      I believe they are trackers, could be wrong tho.

    • @illfreide7690
      @illfreide7690 6 років тому +1

      Tbh the knee pad thing is pretty smart for an active VR game.

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 6 років тому

      Kuroiyuki yes but still its hilarious when you imagine Soviet in his living room doing VR while sounding like an old man and wearing knee pads

  • @ItsJustAGuy
    @ItsJustAGuy 5 років тому +1366

    8:43 I'm sure someone's mentioned this but I loved seeing Womble stab the dude then the evil laugh and seeing his hands go up a bit kiled me, it was like watching the joker stab someone

    • @NekitoTwilight
      @NekitoTwilight 5 років тому +48

      he pretty much did joker's fatality from mk vs dc, maniacal laughter and all

    • @themilkywaygalaxy8387
      @themilkywaygalaxy8387 5 років тому +4

      Basically Jerome Valeska 2.0.

    • @RiseAgainst786
      @RiseAgainst786 5 років тому +7

      Watch the dancing lich

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +2

      You might be a psychopath.

    • @crow1511
      @crow1511 5 років тому +1

      He sounded like stitch

  • @TitaniteHydra
    @TitaniteHydra 6 років тому +58

    8:39 I like how he just immediately throws up his arms and turns into a goblin when he gets that kill.

  • @redumptious2544
    @redumptious2544 2 роки тому +15

    9:17 is just too adorable. Wobble chuckling like this.

  • @eran9526
    @eran9526 6 років тому +246

    Their coordination would put the A-team to shame

  • @tobygibbs3569
    @tobygibbs3569 6 років тому +348

    Man, please upload more of this, it’s comedy gold

    • @hooman69
      @hooman69 6 років тому +7

      Yea just wait for another two more months

    • @darknal2586
      @darknal2586 6 років тому

      Why so long? Is he not doing videos all the time?

    • @hooman69
      @hooman69 6 років тому +7

      @@darknal2586 yes but he makes quality vids so im not complaining

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 6 років тому +2

      Dark nal he’s a streamer, and he have a side project going on for a year now

    • @usshunk32
      @usshunk32 6 років тому +1

      @@darknal2586 It takes a long time to make a quality comedic video. You cannot force it out of people. I used to make this kind of vid with my country's language. It takes me 1 - 3 months to make a 5 mins video and I play about 6 hours a day. There're lots of clips that you won't use because if after rewatching it a few times and finding it not funny anymore, then it won't make a good content. Not to mention the editing takes time.

  • @absolutelysolid3011
    @absolutelysolid3011 6 років тому +256

    Watch, as the wild womble emerges from its cave to drop yet another video, just to disappear again for an unknown amount of time...

    • @o.602
      @o.602 6 років тому +6

      fuckin milf hunter

    • @chupeem6940
      @chupeem6940 6 років тому +1

      No one can just deflect the emerald splash!

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 6 років тому

      4 weeks/10 minutes of video. That has been true for ages now...

  • @Tectonicbeatle1
    @Tectonicbeatle1 5 років тому +7

    The giggles at 9:10 are so wholesome. I expect nothing less from a doggo.

  • @justinburley8659
    @justinburley8659 6 років тому +539

    You know Soviet’s single when he calls his dog Honeybunny

  • @ThirtyVirus
    @ThirtyVirus 5 років тому +687

    7:55 best part of the whole thing xD

    • @MojoFlammen
      @MojoFlammen 4 роки тому +3

      tf

    • @georgi5637
      @georgi5637 4 роки тому +3

      @@MojoFlammen what is thirty doing here?

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 роки тому +21

      The ending honestly is. When the dude can't defuse the bomb and so he ends himself quicker

    • @proguy_lol8137
      @proguy_lol8137 4 роки тому

      Huh

    • @thesovietdog1537
      @thesovietdog1537 4 роки тому

      @@Whitehawk- why

  • @James-nj5ks
    @James-nj5ks 6 років тому +231

    *trust the Japanese guy to be the kamikaze bomber*

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 років тому +2

      *And trust him to bring the tentacles*

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 6 років тому

      @@oddacity5883 OH NO
      NOT THE TENTACLE

  • @davidwilems8915
    @davidwilems8915 3 роки тому +16

    I really do appreciate the guy who decided it was easier to off himself vs defusing the bomb

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname7163 6 років тому +462

    Good video Womble. See you guys next year.

  • @tomtankengine0
    @tomtankengine0 6 років тому +299

    With all this ineptitude, I thought you were playing regular Counter Strike.

    • @samuel10125
      @samuel10125 6 років тому +7

      Can you imagine what VR will be like in several years. The wonders.

    • @somefuckstolemynick
      @somefuckstolemynick 5 років тому

      Samuel also the horrors. Have you tried Alien Isolation in vr? My god.

    • @HyviaVideoitaMansenlale
      @HyviaVideoitaMansenlale 4 місяці тому

      It will be the same ​@@samuel10125

  • @CyanideOwl
    @CyanideOwl 5 років тому +510

    That shotgun expectation VS reality was so 👌.

  • @ethanstark2885
    @ethanstark2885 4 роки тому +76

    Every girl needs a guy who loves her like Womble loves Lulu.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +10

      To the point where they pet a plant thinking its her and tell her to leave them alone while they play VR. I'm only using the bad examples

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 3 роки тому +1

      I’m guessing guys don’t need love too huh?

  • @SlicesLemons
    @SlicesLemons 6 років тому +299

    *picks up gun and immediately points at face*
    Really Womble? Have you never handled a gun before!? Oh right...

    • @Sirisma
      @Sirisma 6 років тому +11

      He's not American

    • @user-xz9fw6lk3p
      @user-xz9fw6lk3p 6 років тому

      He's possibly suicidal? Or unsmart!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +18

      Hes british. He's afraid the gun might attack him if he gets too close.

    • @jaythirt2039
      @jaythirt2039 6 років тому

      Its a videogame lmao

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 6 років тому +1

      THATS WOMBLE

  • @owainnewton326
    @owainnewton326 5 років тому +399

    "I'll reload like Lara Croft"
    *Conveniently develops cerebral palsy*

  • @sham_coot9532
    @sham_coot9532 6 років тому +126

    What do you do if SovietWomble throws a molotov at you?
    Light it and throw it back

  • @fursty.
    @fursty. 5 років тому +33

    *sees a gun in vr and immediately tries to kill himself*
    "Why's it called pavlov?"

  • @ceremyjlarkson9475
    @ceremyjlarkson9475 6 років тому +553

    You seriously need to play hotdogs, horseshoes and hand grenades now. I want to watch you struggle

  • @iamfuturetrunks
    @iamfuturetrunks 6 років тому +191

    This was hilarious. Also the added puppy content was also appreciated. Pretty sure everyone wants more of this. :P

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 років тому +252

    *Womble uploads*
    Me: *Looks at noose*
    “Not today...”

    • @martinkuzmik4240
      @martinkuzmik4240 6 років тому +5

      I read that looks at nose, i thought i missed a joke or something

    • @trapbuilder2283
      @trapbuilder2283 6 років тому +2

      Not today old friends

  • @Chaosmech
    @Chaosmech 2 роки тому +9

    The double-barreled shotgun reload fail had me rolling.

  • @carsonroepke1221
    @carsonroepke1221 6 років тому +417

    Wombles back party time

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 6 років тому +293

    In the next Episode:
    *RANDOM AIRSOFT BULSHITTERY*

    • @matthewjuarez2443
      @matthewjuarez2443 6 років тому +10

      I would love to see that actually

    • @Wanderingsocks
      @Wanderingsocks 6 років тому +14

      Itd be fun up until minute 2 when Womble starts whinging about having to crouch behind cover XP

    • @bozidarmilinkovic2171
      @bozidarmilinkovic2171 6 років тому +8

      Womble: *gets shot in airsoft*
      Also womble: *STARTS CRYING*

    • @Kriogenic_PixelMan
      @Kriogenic_PixelMan 6 років тому +2

      (Counter Strike in RL)

    • @Shikaschima
      @Shikaschima 6 років тому +2

      You know, I would watch the shit out of ZF doing Airsoft or Paintball xD

  • @brentonrettig6028
    @brentonrettig6028 5 років тому +811

    Best part 7:13
    "Round Lost"
    Soviet, " Yeah.....ohhh"
    Turns and kills guy next to him
    "Ohhhhhh"

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 2 роки тому +11

    7:03 is a pro gamer move if I ever saw one.

  • @XFutureDreamerX
    @XFutureDreamerX 6 років тому +264

    I love how at 8:02, his camera shakes as soon as he failed the reload and he instantly panics.

    • @joshuatoelle
      @joshuatoelle 6 років тому +4

      Maybe thats because his sound is shaking the headset

  • @Illevium
    @Illevium 6 років тому +288

    Anyone notice that Womble's better at CS in VR than in the base game?

    • @aidangame
      @aidangame 6 років тому

      Yes.

    • @gravygraves5112
      @gravygraves5112 6 років тому +34

      It makes some sense really. The base game has more control over how the guns function then VR does, and in VR you can move in ways that are not possible in the base game and do things you can't in the base game. Regular CS:GO relies on a person being able to quickly align the cursor where their eyes are with their wrist and expose their characters body needlessly at times. In VR, where you are shooting is more about how your whole body is working more than your eyes and wrist, and you can do things like blind fire or lean. Just some examples.

    • @robnwoo401
      @robnwoo401 6 років тому

      Because it's hard to be bad in vr

  • @pedernilsson5726
    @pedernilsson5726 6 років тому +1948

    Womble is the most consistent youtuber. He always uploads 3-4 times a year.
    Better than Fitz amirighttho?

    • @TheFranssiBrother
      @TheFranssiBrother 6 років тому +42

      Oh boy cant wait for our brave boy, Jontron to load stuff again

    • @BenjiroSensei
      @BenjiroSensei 6 років тому +36

      Yeah, he's as reliable as the seasons.

    • @theoneguy6076
      @theoneguy6076 6 років тому +3

      Just watch him on twitch if you like him
      That is what he gives more priority

    • @vintner_
      @vintner_ 6 років тому +34

      he's like the fucking Berserk writer, only posts 3-4 times a year and it's always pure gold

    • @pedernilsson5726
      @pedernilsson5726 6 років тому

      @@BenjiroSensei Only if you're moving to Australia every six months

  • @edudrigami
    @edudrigami 5 років тому +235

    is it just me or is there moaning at 3:03

    • @vasilijepantelic6007
      @vasilijepantelic6007 5 років тому +8

      I hear it too

    • @zaidshah4535
      @zaidshah4535 5 років тому +17

      Wow fk you have sharp ears

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 років тому +30

      Definitely your parents, mate.

    • @juice4132
      @juice4132 5 років тому +1

      I think it’s his dog

    • @edudrigami
      @edudrigami 5 років тому +10

      Zaid Shah i know moaning when i hear it

  • @aaronkisitu4855
    @aaronkisitu4855 6 років тому +123

    AH soviet womble updated noice cant wait for my grandchildren to watch his next video

    • @familiarbit5319
      @familiarbit5319 6 років тому

      The reason why it took longer is that between this bullshittery and the last one he made and uploaded a 30min part of his DayZ essay, which is currently only availible to Patreons and Twitch subs (until it's 100% done)

  • @iblanked2346
    @iblanked2346 6 років тому +59

    The blood on that knife text after he stabbed the other guy was genius

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 6 років тому +365

    Every damn time I watch Womble and his friends, I picture a bunch of cartoon caricatures just mucking around like a psychotic Winnie the Pooh

  • @evertree2133
    @evertree2133 5 років тому +12

    0:56
    Imagine you're trying to discuss tactics on how to attack the enemy team with as little damage on yourself as possible and you hear "Waaaaaa"

  • @amberpdavis
    @amberpdavis 6 років тому +183

    was legit waiting for one of ZF to teabag womble while he was prone and stuck with a doggo on his chest. this clan has disappointed me

  • @needcoffe
    @needcoffe 6 років тому +156

    well that VR experience went about as well as i expected of zf

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 6 років тому +3

      Well no one run into wall, or out of the window, so i would call that success :D

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 років тому +2

      Man they’d be a great SAS team

  • @MrTrees
    @MrTrees 6 років тому +130

    That shotgun reload must be the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. I actually died

  • @beachedcrab9149
    @beachedcrab9149 5 років тому +18

    3:55
    “There’s a cat lulu, there’s a cat”

  • @madmaddox4255
    @madmaddox4255 5 років тому +598

    I like how he called blind firing “sideways shooting”

    • @maybeyes2753
      @maybeyes2753 5 років тому +18

      it is to the untraine- I mean... veteran soldiers

    • @jackaruby4222
      @jackaruby4222 4 роки тому +9

      *”GOD NO, HE TURNED IT SIDEWAYS, KILLSHOT, THAT’S A KILLSHOT”*

  • @Xyaena
    @Xyaena 6 років тому +305

    Womble giggling while attacked by Lulu imo sounded adorable.

  • @austinsmith675
    @austinsmith675 6 років тому +175

    Oh my me, I’m sorry I had woefully forgotten you were a thing it’d been so long since I’d seen a video.
    But I am very glad to see a new one now!