Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 5/5
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- The final part of the live stream highlights from Arma 3: Antistasi. A game mode in which you play as a resistance faction trying to take back your home from an A.I. controlled occupying force.
We lost the first game after I fired a mortar too close to the headquarters. Let's see how the second game ended.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Sources:
4:40, 14:37, 14:50 - Art by @BewbewDingo
Additional coffee shop voices by Dundern and MissJaina
Cyanide: "This better not be the start of a horror film."
Cyanide: Becomes the ghost in a horror film.
The others
@@debabratasarkar1776 my first thought as well
@Aero Plane What a twist!
Cyanide was never real, just like Petros and the war.
Honestly I thought the video was gonna end when Soviet was getting out of the cab and the cab driver was going to be revealed to be Petros
Soviet humming the "Badgers, they are the Badgers, yeah!" was like the anime opening played in the last episode that shateres your heart
Angel beats...... thats what your comment made me think of.
TheMigthyHowitzer fuck yeah 😭
I was singing it the whole time
Damn, didn’t even catch that that was what he was humming at the end
Yeah... it was
Best part about the ending is how seamlessly he transitioned it from funny glitch in game haha to bittersweet ending
IKR?! it actually hurts for me when that ending came like bruh I've been here since the first part of the series and it hurts, it's like when your favorite show end in the best way possible. You're happy that it happened, but you're also sad that it ends
That's a horrifying thought, that only you exist in an alternate time line
that doesn't exist anymore.
Doomed to fade into nothingness
@@michaelnajoan5104 I rewatch this ending on occasion and never had a way to describe the feeling, but you described it perfectly.
it's quite the Lovecraftian ending, sans giant shapeless horror gods
Completely dystopian ending. Makes you wonder if what you've witnessed even happened.
6:00 no wonder it was all a dream, they were actually competent enough to capture an airfield
I get the feeling that ZF is secretly extremely competent, they just don't give much of a fuck most of the time to actually do stuff properly.
Hence the name... ZF, literally meaning “Zero Fucks”
@@luger_Mann I did not knew that
@@trla6505 oh, well to be fair I think the last time that was pointed out was the during arma 2 Dayz years
@@insanitysreign6195 you are spot on. Everyone is pretty skilled, but unlucky as hell
Cyanide the spirit of war crimes disappears leaving a peaceful island for its inhabitants
That ending made me cry.
Shadow Gamer it was surprisingly sad
@@ShadowGamer-gs3ez That ending actually made me smile. I was happy that they even thought about ending a series in such a way. Also that humming and little smirk at the very end was ingenious
@@ShadowGamer-gs3ez Honestly, going from the overwhelming stress of planning and executing a coup, to relaxing beach noises, felt relieving to me.
So is cyanide like one of the ghosts from "A christmas carol" where the group would be visited by three ghosts and he's the ghost of war crimes past?
Cyanide turning to see Soviet gone and after a few seconds him saying "Soviet?!" is just gold.
And then Cy continiuing in the pararel dimention
It reminded me of the Thanos snap in the Avengers film 😂
Corona be like!
The best part was the genuine panic he was trying to hide! Like many of you I've watched it several times over, he's got a subtle layer of full-on panic in his voice!
It reminds me from the movie “Mirrors” ending scene.
That ending is like something out of the Twilight Zone. There’s a weird existential horror to it that I wasn’t expecting from a series of funny Arma 3 videos.
@Kostas anagno what episode is it called?
Q
me too
fk twilight zone
If you ever wonder what it's like to come back from war - that's what it's like.
Everything changes and then it's as though none of that ever happened - the friends you made, the experiences you had, seeing the best and worst in humanity - all gone.
I was half expecting him to drift off, maybe have a few flashbacks or moments of nostalgia, just working a "normal" job in a "normal" life. Some days you do have the existential crisis. It's the biggest culture shock (in a way) I've ever had.
Honestly I don't know why, but that ending is something so strange, like watching the end of a series that ended 6 years ago, this weird, nostalgia-like feeling. Something about that end in the taxi then shop, with Womble humming the badgers tune, it's impossible to describe.
When you die that ending needs to be played at your funeral.
Mate i know how you feel, even tho ive sorta watched his arma stuff ive never seen this one. It was so movie like
kinda like blackadder goes forth ending
I think that's because Womble can't stop himself from going over the top with editing in a simple ArmA video
@@pipopoikapelaa5468I don't think that's a bad thing at all. If anything, that's innovative, refreshing, and genius.
@@belkadidnowrong I agree with you sir, Blackadder had one of the most emotional endings I have ever seen
"It's been 5 years Cyanide, you have to let it go. The accident wasn't your fault"
“No, they were real. You gotta believe me. Soviet, Edberg, Nevil, Chinny,... they were all real. They were there. You have to believe me. You believe me, right?...”
I’d like to say every accident was his fault tbh
Shit I can't remember the reference, what is it from?
Holy...
Tell me the reference!!!
Maybe the real "Petros" was the friends we made along the way...
This one hit hard tbh.
It says this comment was posted 2 days ago... I think youtube is high again.
@@conradek6841 nah
It's just patreon thingy
Tf
@@conradek6841 its petros speaking to us, thats why it did hit hard
@@conradek6841 Its because patreons and twitch subs gets to see the videos earlier.
"He's Vietnamese so he's super effective at fighting Americans"
Americans while sending a drone strike: "-and i took that, personally"
7:41
8:00 for tactically syncronized Oh
Historically accurate to be fair.
The Americans did get a run for their money on ground but their air superiority was overwhelming… until the Vietnamese got their hands on Soviet anti air guns
@@laurakastrup And Mig-21! Top scoring aces of the entire Vietnam war were MiG pilots.
Which is essentially what always happens.
@@laurakastrup Nope, even then they stood no chance. US air superiority was never in doubt. Despite thick AAA defenses, including Soviet made SA-2s, Hanoi was as vulnerable as anywhere else in the country. During Linebacker II, out of 200+ B-52s and 2,000 tactical aircraft sent against Hanoi over the course of 12 days and nights, A mere 16 B-52s and 12 tactical aircraft were shot down, despite 250-300 SA-2s being launched over its course and the use of 30 some MiG-21s, 6 of which were shot down, and 16 or so MiG-17s.
I love womble’s ‘author’ side where he makes his own cinematic little skits and resolves things like a story
They’re infrequent but unbelievably serene
Man......that ending hit the soul...hard
And poor cyanide, he’s stuck in a parallel dimension where his resistance buddy’s are just people lol
Worst their own completely different planes of existence and can interact or acknowledge his presence.
so sad ik:(
I hate to break it to you... but cynaide isnt real. He never existed at all.
Kinda mad that i didn't saw a cyanide trying or do killing everyone to make them notice him.
He's in the upside-down!
When ZF's incompetence transcends multiple planes of existence.
God Damnit Cyanide!
Carter Clary even when he isn’t here, blame Cyanide.
@@KainaX122 Cyanide is now just a ghost of the past. A time when war ravaged the land and everyone fought for their lives. Cyanide will forever be lost to the sands of time.
They're 4 dimension ahead of us
@@TKDragon75 dude, that could be an opening for another series, course that would be jumping dimensions or universes
Gonna be honest, was expecting to see the pink shirt businessman in the ending scene somewhere. Hell, he might be there and I just missed him for all I know.
That would have been great, the G-Man of Arma
@@dripstolfo2491 my thoughts exactly.
We don’t have to see him. We KNOW he is involved somehow
Rise and shine, Mister Womble
@3D Modeller I realise this moment may not be the most....convenient for a heart to heart. But i had to wait until your friends, heh, were otherwise occupieddddd.
The collective “OOOH” when Nevil was hit by the airstrike was glorious
Agreed, beautiful
"You're finally awake. Your head got hit hard. What? War? Resistance? Commander Petro? What are you talking about? Let's go to beach and surf in this sunny day."
Hey, you.
You’re finally awake.
Wake me up!
"Hey brah, you ok? You wiped out real hard on that wave man, you've been out for like a whole minute."
"I'm OK, we ought to head back to the swamp, we can keep a closer eye on the airfield from there."
"What? The airfield? Dude, why the airfield?"
"If we keep a closer eye on the airfield, we can relay information about the airstrikes to our brothers in the resistance."
"Airstrikes? Resistance? What? Ok brah, I think it's time we get you to hospital dude."
"No I'm fine, I already tournique'd my gunshot wound from the last firefight at the checkpoint."
"Brah?"
Skyrim, but on a beach.
The collective “Ohh” when Nevil gets obliterated by a drone strike is fantastic
The collective "ohh" when womble uploads again.
Right!!?!?
Being Vietnamese, Nevil Attracts American airstrikes
I about fucking passed out from laughing so hard at that part, this whole series is an absolute masterpiece.
Yes
17:39 What I think happened to Cyanide was that the game thinks he's dead and alive but can't decide so it puts a corpse where Cy stand for a period of time but doesn't show it to anyone but him because it's only his client that has the paradox logic. The rest of the clients think Cy is either dead and gone or logged off.
That explains a lot
Schrodinger's Cyanide
You think the same thing happened to the AI commander?
@@FALG31 That must be! After all he was there and not at the same time! They couldn't summon him or respawn him because he was dead and alive.
Nah, the server was completely dead at this point. Nobody's movement was getting synced to the other players; note that nobody was moving from Womble's perspective either. What's interesting to me is that I didn't notice the good ol' broken red chain icon indicating connection issues; I guess somehow the server crashed in such a way that it was still *technically* running, but not actually updating anything? They managed to pull off a really weird crash here.
They could still talk because that was handled separately via Teamspeak, through good ol' Task Force Arrowhead Radio (TFAR). TFAR takes the positions of the players in-game and sets their 3D audio positions in TS accordingly, all client-side. Since Cy was next to them according to his client, he heard them, but since his position wasn't being synced to the other players none of them could have heard him. If one of the other guys had gone out and found wherever Cy was at the moment the server crashed, they could've heard him talking.
Cy not being teleported in the first place is a fairly common issue with Arma teleport scripts when dealing with people in vehicles; you can move the person, and they'll be at the destination for one frame, but then Arma will snap them back into the vehicle. Hence, the moment of ocean Cy saw. You have to make sure to dismount them first and then move them, which this script apparently did for drivers but for some reason not passengers. Not sure why he wasn't teleported the second time (to the surf club) though.
... this became a much longer explanation than I thought it would be when I started. Sorry, I guess? Hope it was at least somewhat enlightening.
“As long as nobody knows we’ve lost the commander,” sounds straight out a catch-22.
Cyanide:
*radio static* “H-hello? Does anyone read me?” *radio static*
“If you are hearing this... *static* you are the Resistance.”
Wh-who's....C-cyanide?....
CYNADES IN THE UPDISE DOWN NOW
@@maverick29er10 i understood that reference
US sponsored war crime filled capitalism won out in the end and cyanide was disappeared by the government, wake up sheeple
We can't provide food, we can't provide shelter. If anyone is out there, we'll kill you.
Cy: “The f*ck is everyone?”
Petros: “Gone. Reduced to atoms.”
“You are in the ghost realm Cyanide, none can hear your screams.”
I used the resistance to destroy the resistance
Or: " You are banished from death. "
“I used the arma host TO DESTROY THE ARMA HOST”
Petros= Thanos
My theory is when the badgers fell for the first time when the mortar alerted the Russians, it gave Soviet brain damage. The past 5 videos was just an episode and towards the end, he slowly realized what happened. Soviet, the mortar incident wasn't your fault.
That theory is fun but doesn't stand up against the existing canon; that Soviet was tried at the Hague.
@@LepidoliteMica No no, this is a soft reboot
"No matter what happens next, don't be too hard on yourself. Even now, after all you've done, you can still go home. Lucky you."
Except the mortar incident was 100% his fault
Yeah, but
He wasn't told, didn't know
I could see this as a movie. A group of friends in a resistance together when one day all but one disappears. When he returns to base, he finds them there, but they don’t respond, quite literally seeing right through him. He exists on a plane where the resistance existed, and they live on a plane where it was simply their imagination.
I need a movie about this
Love how the ending implies that ZF could lead normal lives without the constant war crimes and other insane antics if Cyanide never existed.
Pffft. *Cyanide is the only thing that's keeping this war going.*
@@HATVAULT Cyanide is the war
Dead
If this was an anime Cyanide would be a mad spirit of war and it was only once they broke free of him that they could return to their normal lives. Probably what's actually going on to be honest.
@@patrickmacken6046 So, basically, it would Sailor Moon with beer?
The greatest trick Petros ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
No, it was convincing the Badgers he _did_ exist.
He turned into the Sentry
He was the taxi driver
The greatest heist ever made
"The greatest trick Cyanide ever pulled was convincing the world he does exist and isnt jackshit crazy
“Look at all this equipment, Some American general is getting fired”
That didn’t age well…
It really didn't, but it's still fucking hilarious
What???
@@wenbluepirate3954 fall of Kabul, look at the list of equipment they left behind…
@@Zadrias6386 Now look at the list again, and check when the gear in question entered American service. You don't bother taking obsolete trash with you when you're leaving in a hurry.
@@gnaskar how about all the ammo… or the helicopters… still essentially just gifting it to terrorists…
12:57 thats probably when Petros disappeared into the void
Honestly yeah
Any ideas why?
They said something about the towing script in the video, I'm just pointing out the moment Petros just disappeared
ZF: *Crashes and breaks the server*
Cyanide: "Not to worry, we still have half a resistance."
Ey!
Where is your username from
Is it because he's fat? Or is it his ego that occupies half the resistance? I think it's both.
@@nikkotjandra1824 it's a star wars reference
@@nikkotjandra1824 Yes
Okay, now that was a surreal ending to the resistance and just think, Nevil was actually a cop all this time round...
Good job Soviet!
how did you comment 2 days ago
Qu4K Patrons have access early I think
@@behindyou-.-4352 *whispers* he is petros.
Qu4K I think one of Cyanides farts sent him in a time travel adventure.
How the heck was your comment posted 2 days ago?
Man, that ending really makes you think what it must be like for people who actually fight through wars to just stumble back into peaceful society. I'd imagine that would be difficult.
It took me years and I don’t think I’m still quite adjusted to it, even today.
I have a professor who is well adjusted, but it took him more than 10 years after 4 tours...
props to bohemia for an amazingly realistic portrayal of greek traffic, it's like I'm there
"The A.I is learning from ZF, everybody."
*Anyone with a single brain cell will realise just how terrifying that sentence truly is*
A little unfair to ZF, don't you think?
Well good that most of us don’t own that single brain cell
On the plus side, the A.I. subsequently crashed the game, so much like learning from ZF, it managed to destroy itself in the process. The world is saved. For now.
I'm starting a new life career.....a professional prepper for when the Arma a.i become skynet because of fucking Z.F
The AI has learned of ZF’s self destructive ways
Clueless as to how they could still be there it completely ravaged itself...
Unlocked Ending 5/8: "Was it all a dream?"
> New Game
> Options
> Quit
> Load Save
>Quit (while crying)
Vulky > New Game (with malicious intent)
> Reset
> New Game+
I love how in any COD game the “push up with the Bradley!!” segment lasts no more than 2 minutes before the fucker is reduced to scrap, but in Arma, the Bradley is the peak of human engineering.
The Badgers taking an American military air base seems to have foretold a prophecy.
I was kind of expecting Petros to come in as a customer there at the end, with all your money.
I like to think he was The Manager at the end.
Same
Same
@@tnick123 Paying him with the money he stole from em xd
Soviet- Hey you look familiar...
Petros- Ah don't we all friend *Walks away to the sound of rustling coins*
Nevil: beating Americans
Americans: air striking Nevil
Well, it's part of the tradition I suppose
If you can't beat em
*Beat them harder*
@@Cairo40000 Approved by General Patton!
Well, to be fair it was supposed to be carpet bombing
But I guess the US military has to cut some budget
@@buingockhoa1998 they have to build a wall you know
@@giorgiociaravolol1998 a wall would help defending from edberg, not nevil
What if this is a time loop? What if in every time line petros disappears and ZF go back to their civilian lives, where in the near future they get recruited to a rebellion named “the badgers” by a man who looks suspiciously like a certain team member who they thought had disappeared along with petros?
10:44 I love that Cyanide and Soviet have been friends for so long that Soviet immediately knows whats happened as soon as Cyanide says "WHY?!" the first time.
Soviet humming "Badgers, they are the Badgers, yeah!" at the end is really bittersweet
I just hope that he'll find a new game where he and the ZF clan can continue the adventures of the Badgers. Or maybe start with a different group.
@@balazscsotai8354 nope. Looks like we reached the end of the Badgers' story.
@@balazscsotai8354 Of course this wasn't the real ending of the story of the Badgers. This video is all just propaganda. Pretty much all of the stuff shown in this video happened long after the glitch that ended everything. The glitch just forced them to start over and provided Soviet a way to end this UA-cam version of the story in a funny way.
I actually didn't realise he was singing that
Haven't even noticed
I must say, I absolutely nailed the taxiing on that jet... So it's corporal Dinkle to you guys now!
I mean... I got a snickers out of it so I win either way!
Why hello there Dinkle sir, hope that the next bullshittery is a holdfast one so more of your military prowess is on display for the whole world to see
@@JunJun.. yes, I can't wait to see Dinkle get hit by cannonball
Will corporal dinkle also lead me headfirst to certain death like his great great ancestor, line commander dinkle? If so I have my own reservations following him tbh.
You earned that Snickers
How are you going to lead in Holdfast if you are only a Corporal? :D
I think Cy is meant to represent Soviet's inner self. The man of action that has been kept down due to a lifetime of complacency. Him fading away is Sovi's satisfaction and realizing he doesn't need a bombastic life to be fulfilled. In the end, all he needs is a good day with his mates and a content look toward the beach.
I love the simultaneous “Ooos” when Neville got drone strikes.
Everyone getting raptured except cyanide is definitely the most fitting ending.
I thought the exact same thing
I thought cyanide was the one that actually died. Isnt he a ghost now? lol
@@terryfuldsgaming7995 You misunderstood the ending
RIP Cyanide - lost to the shadow realm
“That wasn’t hella skrillin”
HE'S HELLA SKRILLIN' IN THE GREAT BEYOND
That wasn’t very hella skrilla of you
Who's cyanide I'm sorry ??
Coz I only see Soviet with his friend tho
You sure you watching the same video as me right now ? 😂
at least he with Petros there
cyanide is probably having a drink with Petros in the debug
So, did they imagine the whole insurgency, or is the ending just a sad story of soldier losing his sanity in line of duty?
I think it’s both
yyyyyyyyes.
i think its phase shifting, or cyanide being insane. when cyanide gets shot down, he befriends a turtle which gets murdered by the strafing Apache. after losing the turtle that makes a long and traumatizing swim, he gets back to land to find all his friends dead and loses it, imagining them to still be alive. the rest of the badgers had actually been shifted into a new reality, meaning when they get teleported cyanide is left behind with the figments he has left.
Holy christ the whole catastrophe starting at 15:00 is absolute gold.
Sometimes I pull up this episode while drunk, and the entire bit still makes me laugh to tears.
Soviet and the gang: *protecting the commander*
Commander: *Curse of Vanishing*
Commander : *Throw ender Pearl to the sea*
@@demonguy5082 ffs m8😂
funny
The Commander is my dad
Nevil: absolutely hammering American's position
American: "The future is now, old man" *pulls out AGM-114 hellfire*
AGM MISSILE READY TO LAUCH
TARGET DESTROYED
It's "The future is now, old man"
@@Braminam Thanks.
@@Alphonselle np =]
The humming at the end.. honestly Soviet, you’re a genius
I can't believe it, it still gives me goosebumps to this very day the last moments of them remembering the resistance and how these people talk as friends. As you listen to their conversations you get to feel how genuine they are and how it could've been very sad and happy at the same time how the resistance ended if it was real. sad for the people who disappeared and happy for most of the members to function back to the society. I dont know why but this is by far my favorite video and it keeps stabbing my heart every time I watch it.
“Wait, Cyanide wasn’t even there?”
“Never has been.”
Mmm, Cake.
*Puts gun away*
The synchronized "Oooooh" as Nevil gets smited out of the Bradley is perfection
Yes, I always take a few seconds to watch the whole scene once more. Worth it.
That was quite literally the Americans saying “no”
7:50 For those who want to find where to repeat watch that scene
i honest to god sync “Oooooh” myself and it was beautiful
I too found myself saying that while I was watching
“Hellooo”
“Don’t say hello at the A10”
"Maybe the real Petros was just the friends we made along the way" Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
soviets video the last minutes: "wait, it was all a dream?" "always has been."
Yeah. It was somewhat bittersweet. But let's hope that he'll do a similar series
I thought he just went back to his old job after the rebellion failed...
what an ending!
Cyanide isn't real. He can't hurt you anymore.
@@stripehead1 A rather bittersweet one. The insurgency ends, ZF lays down their arms and return to their normal lives, and Altis rebuilds and recovers.
Jokes aside, I feel genuinely horrified by Cyanide's fate. It's one of my worst fears.
As an introvert, that is my dream.
Same
Same here
@@Alexilund same
same
8:00 I love how they all harmonized
Okay, I have to get this of my chest, it's 2021, almost 2022, and I'm still watching these bullshittery episodes, and still enjoying them. Even though I have heard all the jokes and shananigans hundreds of times.
Can we all just acknowledge the sheer quality of editing and the unforced chemistry of this clan? Seriously, Soviet and zf as a whole in my book are "up there" in the weird world of UA-cam where quantity usually exceeds quality.
FYI, why am I alone at new year's Eve you ask? Well, the missus is at work and we had 3 days of Christmas celebrations with both families, so much food and equally amount of drinks, I kinda like this relaxing new year's eve to be honest.
Also I have two dogs, together all 3 of us bark at the fireworks, yes I join them in barking, don't do drugs kiddo's.... Or do, whatever,... worked for me, crazy in the attic but my company is doing grrreeeaat, yaaaay COVID!
Financially, best years ever!
Socially, meh ...
Mate, it’s nearly 2023 now, hope you’re having a good one over there
2024, friend. No matter what, i hope youre ok.
“If we shoot them in the legs, they can’t run in front of our bullets”
“Sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening”
CLARKSON!!!
Tarkov in a nutshell
@@gato23 oh cock
@@atf5275 what a pillock
The lesson is:
ALWAYS have sever backups.
Nonsense
Backups are for cowards.
@@trrebi981 yes we die like real men
Spoiler: I did ;D
@@Vakiiri Did the backup get snapped out of existence as well?
I absolutely love how at 8:58 you can see the civilian come out of nowhere into existence the very second Womble mentions the death count
And the innocent yet evil "noo" 🤣
1:48 This guys voice is amazing, I would watch his stream for hours just listening to him. Even at 2:19 his _"Hello"_ had me dying
It sounds like he's fifteen seconds away from crying at any given moment.
when cyanide slowly disappears:
Womble: "ahh and nothing of value was lost."
I want to like but it’s on 420, I’m sorry...
@@viperhunter7951 bro nobody gives a shit, don't even bother commenting about it
@@Olliekay allot of people do.
@@rampage3337 they really shouldn't
Listen, it’s something that the internet itself (not literally) has picked up and cares about a lot. They will care about whether people like or not
Imagine the scene at the end with Womble in the coffee stand and instead of dollars he just says “that will be three hella skrilla”
Didnt theh say hella skrilla would be $1000 or something, that's an expensive coffee 😂😂😂
@@miraculousmememaker2986
Womble makes it, so shut up and pay up!
I'd give a million hella skrilla for that coffe :3
That would be the cherry on top of the cake
"That will be three skrilla."
@@Dewpk041 you'll pay one billion skirlla for a coffee from womble? Shit, I want a job where I can throw around a billion dollars for a coffee.
I like to imagine that the “end” is just a prologue. A memory of peaceful days gone by, as in the real world the Badgers are bleeding and dying.
Agreed.
This episode is so brilliant. The parallels to a story of your best friend moving on is done so well. Sometimes in life you meet wonderful people and out of nowhere they are suddenly gone yet you continue living your life. They are still friends but they are no longer there in the way they used to be. This is one of the best videos ever made but also pointless and funny to those that have never experienced the feeling. You are an artist. Thank you.
-Cyanide "This better not be the start to some kind of horror film"
-My Brain "Welcome to, The Twilight Zone"
Beyond this world strange things are known
Cyanide was never real
The ending was pretty in-line with the Twilight Zone TBH, especially from Cyanide's perspective
*cue Twilight Zone intro*
In a dimension where Cyanide is never noticed. Welcome to _the Twilight Zone_
`
*_dudee-dudu dudee-dudu dudee-dudu brannng brrrreng bumdabum_*
Theory: The sharks that ate Steve also got Petros. It would explain why he was located at the bottom of the ocean. Cyanide didn't teleport to Petros because he was already there; Cyanide never actually made it out of the ocean and was eaten by sharks too, that's why he disappeared at the end of the mirage.
Didn't Steve get hit by the Apache when they strafed Cyanide?
@@sumobear5010 The Apache dropped a shark.
@@boborson5536 THE ULTIMATE TORPEDO
@@sumobear5010 Steve got hit by the apache on the leg, cyanide is holding onto him to keep him float.... But alas... Cyanide has no energy left anymore and they both faint and got eaten by a shark...
@@niqsy6116 If Cyanide got eaten by the shark, how the fuck did he get to shore?
That laugh in the ending gets me every time feels like old man remembering his past that he has a great time with his friends but now it is just a happy memories
2 years later and this ending still is one of the best things to ever have come out of a bullshittery. Let's hope that at some distant day the Badgers will return once more.
You know ZF is legendary when instead of losing their commander in a firefight like normal functionnal players would, they make him ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Let's be honest, it's probably "descend".
@@alkdjioe either way, its ZF we're talking about
I love how they managed to completly delete everything from existance
Sorry for the delay folks. It was a particularly difficult edit that wasn't helped by the total duration. But I hope you're all doing okay x
I haven’t been outside in 4 months and my best friend is the 2nd houseplant in my house.
Thanks! How are you
Wow...this was....actually fairly profound.
That was great
I'm just curious on what you're guys' reaction was after you found out what happened to Cyanide. Also I'm doing okay, I hope you are doing well too womble.
The most anticlimactic yet somehow most fitting end (for ZF)
I love the 'key moments' in the description
"everything's blowing up I'm running away"
"someone kill the engine on the truck"
"contact checkpoint 12 o'clock"
"what happened?"
Truly a regular game of ZF
Where are the Badgers now?
They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make Altis a better place.
Lol, this guy thinks they’re making Altis a **better** place.
I can hear the music that was played alongside this.
@@trrebi981 I mean, they kind of are. Their bumbling and casual committing of war crimes has demonstrated to the people of Altis that maybe their tyrannical overlords aren't so bad after all.
Exact quote from where please?
kono_ dio_ga
I think from the original incredibles. It’s the last line the announcer person in the intro said when referring to the gov’s hiding hero’s act or something.
"The AI is learning from ZF"
They're either going to destroy us all, or fail terribly. Or both simultaneously.
They will try to save us but fail so spectaculary we will be wiped out more efficently than if they tried to eradicate us
[Mission failed successfully]
[Okay]
Well, that is what seems to have happened at the end...
My exact thoughts
See, this is why Skynet can never actually get the job done.
The collective "ooooohhh" when Nevil got drone striked was perfect 😂
15:33 you can see the moment cyanide was teleported with the rest of them but immediately teleported back.
That ENDING.
That's literally how I felt when I got home after Desert Storm.
Weird as hell.
psygnale Thank you for your service mate. Love from Israel
Hey man big ups to you, thank you for your service.
Strange question but how did you settle back to civilian life?
The ending can just go for about anything tbh. You enjoy it with all of those who are there with you, and then it all just goes and everything is back to normal
But it's not how it should feel
Hmm whats weird ? and whats normal ? can you define Normal ?
I just realized he’s humming the Badgers theme to himself right at the end
It means the resistance will still live within our hearts
😭
My hearing is crap, I had to turn up the volume, nice catch.
Haha great ending!😁
I love the ending, the way you incorporated the error as a heatstroke made me crack up
19:55 I am so sad that Womble didn't say "That will be 3 Hell Skrillas, please"
Everybody- has heat stroke
Cy-just litterally nopes out of existence.
Cy was never real. Just a manifestation of all the stupid thoughts ZF had
@@steveriga685 Just like Petros, Cyanide was never there.
how does that even work??
@@birbinspace2378 maybe...ask thanos
@@FilthyCasualty Maybe the real Cyanide was the friends we made along the way
The Badgers, they were The Badgers *YEAH*
~ _End transmission_
And that's okay.
You can go ahead tear.
The Badgers? I haven't heard that name in years.
At least in this timeline their not sided with isis or whatever
That's a horrifying thought, that only you exist in an alternate time
that doesn't exist anymore.
Doomed to fade into nothingness
9:36 I think the phrase is a “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush”, it means having one guaranteed outcome is more valuable than a more beneficial outcome which still needs work to be obtained.
Tell you what...the lore arc is STAGGERING here.
ArmA3 Bulshittery, 8 years ago: "Get under the umbrella, or we'll get heat stroke!"
Turns out they did.
"And that my son, is the end of this tale."
Of all the possible endings to Antistasi, this was not what I expected.
I expected the insurgence to fail due to utter incompetence of ZF but i didn't expect it to happen the way it did
Yeah The resistance still happened but it just ended there
Like it was some sort of glitch
I never paid attention to the episodes, I'd just wait for Soviet's videos and just watch them comforting myself despite thinking that this is the last part.
Pucci reset the soviet universe
Alternative theory: Cyanide is actually the only real person. He disappeared, and everyone else "turned to npcs". They were npcs all along, fueled by Cy's overactive imagination.
Other Alternative Theory: He's asking Soviet for his order but he still can't see him.
Don't do drugs, kids.
@@LordDragox412 alotyousay?
thank you, I needed this
Overactive is not how id put it. fucking insane probably.
8:01 that unanimous “OOOH” as Nevil died was fucking hilarious
That feel when you're so fucked by student debt that you're willing to do battle with a damn TANK.
"Maybe the real Petros is the friends we made along the way"
- Moogle
It hit me in the feels
Cyanide: **spectral gibberish intensifies**
that's the most wholesome thing the ZF ever said.
@@annoyingpanda6808 ZF being wholesome? *IMPOSSIBLE*
“Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made on the way”
“No fuck you I want gold”
The area of the ocean that petros got teleported to is where Arma sends errored objects to be deleted, Arma literally ate petros.
Isn't it also known as Debug Corner?
@@DiggerDeeper01 ooh that makes sense
@@DiggerDeeper01 My reaction was Quebec sent them to the Debug Corner! Oh no, Petros got ARMA'd.
I assumed it was just co-ordinates 0,0. Much like how in the real world, 0,0 is also in the ocean and pulses every 26 seconds, detectable on seismographs around the globe. I wonder how many errored objects are there in real life
@@musicianhayd it is very possible that they're one in the same for Arma.
The "some American general is getting fired" scene hits different after Afghanistan
Yo that “OOOOOO” was so satisfying.
"Nevil is Vietnamese, that makes him more effective in fighting the Americans"
*Nevil gets bombed in less than 10 seconds*
That was hilariously accurate
The reaction to him getting blown up is better than anything
The part that had me dying was their collective "OOH!" immediately after the strike hits!
*drone strike lands*
everyone: "ooooh"
Being a Vietnamese. I cant make this anymore accurate. LOL
ZF, "This is your history."
Nevil: *gets blasted by drone strike*
Everyone simultaneously: OOOOH
Yea that was just Womble coming through comms and proximity chat at the same time. It doubled his voice and made it sound like two people. But it was just womb
@@pyrotechnick420 Please never call him womb again.
@@blitzboyzgaming8354 woomble
We all said it too and when it was live-streamed the whole chat went holy shit Nevil!!
@@sbsftw4232 lmao
next episode: "wake up badger, we have altis to burn"
I still love the humming at the end, and Youre still a genius