Tim Vine Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010

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  • Опубліковано 26 бер 2010
  • Tim Vine Stand-Up comedy at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010, Very funny!
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  • @lammy1234567890
    @lammy1234567890 Рік тому +28

    Tim really does pack them in. I didn't realise the first time I watched this but the final joke in this set is actually "Thanks for your 'help'".

  • @steveharris7938
    @steveharris7938 6 років тому +19

    BNAG, that's bang out of order!!!!!! Love Tim Vine and his one liners.

  • @thomasverdon2578
    @thomasverdon2578 4 роки тому +17

    Tim Vine has his own style & has completely mastered it. Tim & Lee Mack in the British comedy sketch was when I first discovered his brilliant comedy

  • @KishoreShenoy1994
    @KishoreShenoy1994 12 років тому +142

    It's good that he doesn't say any rude words.
    I also don't say rude words, I swear.

  • @GSGps3Productions
    @GSGps3Productions 12 років тому +28

    I was involved in a crash with a dwarf last week. He got out, looked at me and said "Im not happy," to which I replied "Which one are you then?"

  • @andrewmiddleton4979
    @andrewmiddleton4979 5 років тому +41

    a barrage of dad gags - superb

    • @edmundoftheangles7977
      @edmundoftheangles7977 5 років тому +1

      At what point did schoolboy humour become dad jokes? Fascinating sociological shift.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 роки тому

      @@edmundoftheangles7977 They're jokes that are so inherently bad (but fantastic because of how groan-worthy they are) that it is usually said by a dad. If I had a guess, puns got these nicknames because of the classic "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" joke.

    • @aquapony
      @aquapony 3 роки тому +1

      @@edmundoftheangles7977 When the schoolboys grew up of course

  • @zaca353
    @zaca353 14 років тому +65

    Anyone notice the word play even in the last few seconds?
    Thanks for your "help"

  • @meerkatfan123
    @meerkatfan123 13 років тому +29

    The best, funny and didn't say a single rude word

  • @markymark2819
    @markymark2819 10 років тому +132

    Only just came across Tim Vine hes very good. Bit old fashioned in a way but I like it. No swearing or filth, just good fun.

    • @50ShadesOfEndo
      @50ShadesOfEndo 6 років тому +3

      marky mark What's wrong with swearing and filth?

    • @samtaylor7279
      @samtaylor7279 6 років тому +5

      Dad jokes. The best jokes :D

    • @weeorangemen2327
      @weeorangemen2327 4 роки тому +3

      Irony here is, "I've only just Came across Tim Vine"
      Ha ha

  • @MileyonDisney
    @MileyonDisney 5 років тому +10

    This guy's hilarious! That song had me cracking up!

  • @user-wx9ky9lr1y
    @user-wx9ky9lr1y Рік тому +3

    Old fashion style but great fun 🎉

  • @RonWylie-gk5lc
    @RonWylie-gk5lc 9 років тому +9

    Genius, wonderful and original

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 12 років тому +4

    .
    This guy is genuinely hilarious.

  • @AbysmalGaming
    @AbysmalGaming 8 років тому +44

    Yesterday I found out I was blind... I never though I'd see the day.

    • @fifismith2377
      @fifismith2377 7 років тому

      Hahahahahaha :D

    • @JaqenHghar.
      @JaqenHghar. 7 років тому +3

      ZC5ive I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and then it hit me

    • @Renaeissance
      @Renaeissance 6 років тому +2

      Never take a child's tin can telephone. You'll never hear the end of it.

    • @helenwatkinson5873
      @helenwatkinson5873 3 роки тому

      Mmm

    • @alice_wolfman6037
      @alice_wolfman6037 4 місяці тому

      It's taken 7 years for someone to tell you, but that joke doesn't even make sense...

  • @VestigialHead
    @VestigialHead 7 років тому +3

    Ahh this was good. New Tim Vine material.

  • @MrAnungUnRama
    @MrAnungUnRama 7 років тому +3

    Hahaha brilliant!! Never ceases to amuse me!!! 😂 ROFL Xxxx

  • @philipmanning7352
    @philipmanning7352 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant from Tim

  • @57hoddy
    @57hoddy 14 років тому +3

    absolutely brilliant !

  • @wpaulvandyk
    @wpaulvandyk 9 років тому +26

    I love Tim Vine and the best thing is at least he isn't the same as others. I would say 99% of comedians tell stories in jokes they tell. Not that they all the same type of comedy but it's story telling. At least he does something different and tells one liners more and more jokes to come out. He has said if you don't like a joke of mine then don't worry since there will be another one in a minute or in such case 10 or so.

  • @carolinelynch2823
    @carolinelynch2823 10 років тому +9

    Tim is brilliant!

  • @jasonjones5357
    @jasonjones5357 3 роки тому +26

    Alot of my mates dont like him, but come on, it's proper fun, he actually held the Guiness world record for the most amount of jokes said in 10 minutes, it's been beaten, but his mind runs fast, I like him, sometimes we need crappy, cheesy jokes.

  • @SotonSam
    @SotonSam 7 років тому +1

    Thanks for your help hahaha. Literally.

  • @hortondlfn1994
    @hortondlfn1994 6 років тому +3

    I love Tim Vine - he is a RIOT!

  • @larryeleventyone
    @larryeleventyone 12 років тому +1

    'Thanks for your help!' - I only just got that

  • @aaimeesykes
    @aaimeesykes 13 років тому +3

    i managed to dodge this, there and then but i didnt see that coming.

  • @dannilebond3270
    @dannilebond3270 4 роки тому +4

    To be fair hes the only comedian I know who doesn't swear so fair play to him

  • @robpallot88
    @robpallot88 14 років тому +1

    tim vines is a beast o' laughs!!!

  • @McPrfctday
    @McPrfctday 12 років тому +10

    If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)

  • @divelostmind
    @divelostmind 6 років тому +16

    Fitting how his name is Vine, considering his comedy style

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 років тому +1

      divelostmind He recently did a challenge where he tried to tell 10 jokes in a minute and he averaged about 6 seconds for each joke… so, yeah.

  • @alexollier
    @alexollier 14 років тому +2

    legend:)

  • @avagud1
    @avagud1 3 роки тому

    Love the goofy look

  • @0wls2k
    @0wls2k 14 років тому +5

    @usblueflyer he doesn't waste new material on TV, hes done 3 full tours after this material

  • @DG6985
    @DG6985 7 років тому +28

    I work in elevators, has its ups and downs.

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 років тому +1

      David Graham I used to work in elevators but the dreadful things people did in them were wrong on so many levels.

    • @Achilles94627
      @Achilles94627 4 роки тому

      How can you "work in elevators"?

    • @blenderfox
      @blenderfox 3 роки тому

      I once farted in an elevator -- it was wrong on so many levels.

  • @blenderfox
    @blenderfox 3 роки тому +1

    Hey, aussies who didn't know about Tim Vine before this. If you like one-liners, I recommend checking out Milton Jones and Stewart Francis.

  • @danielemmanuel6261
    @danielemmanuel6261 6 років тому +1

    There goes my hero

  • @g0atstr0ker
    @g0atstr0ker 14 років тому +1

    Not usually my kind of stuff.. but I like this..!

  • @KingMatto
    @KingMatto 13 років тому +1

    That wig suits him so good..

  • @pault8470
    @pault8470 6 років тому +1

    Nuts 😂

  • @AlexFearn
    @AlexFearn 14 років тому

    i went to see him!

  • @mooneepondskid
    @mooneepondskid 14 років тому +1

    Tim Vine would make a great defense lawyer...hehe.

  • @johndoeadeer2712
    @johndoeadeer2712 7 років тому +3

    Ahhh !l nappys are great

  • @chocchipfox
    @chocchipfox 14 років тому

    that was a good impression of a fly haha

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 років тому

      chocchipfox Mosquito. Linda suffered from Malaria.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 років тому +4

    Liked while the announcer was still
    Introducing TIm - always a good show, even when you’ve heard the jokes before.
    Also, now I know that ‘Candy Floss’ in Australia is called ‘Fairy Floss’.
    The most important secret to telling a good joke telling is knowing your audience and timing.
    The two most important secrets to telling a good joke telling are knowing your audience, timing and delivery.
    Among the most important secrets to telling a good joke are knowing your audience, timing, delivery and pausing for effect...
    (Thank you to the Spanish Inquisition. I bet you weren’t expecting them…)

  • @markymark2819
    @markymark2819 10 років тому +11

    Fairy Floss? Must be Aussie for Candy Floss LOL

  • @TheThejpmshow
    @TheThejpmshow Рік тому

    Nice delayed reaction at the end there

  • @Ligerpride
    @Ligerpride 4 роки тому +3

    Hit the music pleeeeeease.

  • @McPrfctday
    @McPrfctday 11 років тому

    That's so 'wrong' it's... right lol yum yum

  • @Camberwell86
    @Camberwell86 12 років тому +1

    @dothequack You get, three, maybe four minutes at this festival if you're lucky. You need to do your stuff quicktime. ^_^

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 12 років тому

    @dothequack
    Didn't he just say it at the end there?
    Or is there more to it?

  • @leekduck3929
    @leekduck3929 13 років тому

    ITS THE JOKEMASTER

  • @englephat
    @englephat 5 років тому +1

    This wasn't a Melbourne comedy sketch, there was no swearing

  • @lancebaker1374
    @lancebaker1374 7 років тому +2

    For non-Aussies, "fairy floss" is candy floss / cotten candy.

  • @Scias
    @Scias 11 років тому

    They have some funny names. Did you know they have an ice cream lolly called the golden gaytime? ^^

  • @jabbamp
    @jabbamp 6 років тому +1

    Jeanius! Basically not pants

  • @missabc
    @missabc 13 років тому +9

    It's a routine made completely of dad jokes

  • @scottishwarrior8014
    @scottishwarrior8014 2 роки тому

    Pun master

  • @Scias
    @Scias 11 років тому

    U know what they call a grass trimmer? A whippersnipper O_.

  • @McPrfctday
    @McPrfctday 12 років тому

    Candy Floss. In England.

  • @Daninja1234
    @Daninja1234 13 років тому

    LOL

  • @harrykemp
    @harrykemp 13 років тому

    hey! it's stewart francis' brother!

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 років тому +1

      Harry Kemp Not so much. They both are experts at short jokes but Tim’s delivery is a bit more frantic and Stewart’s is more laid back.
      ‘My dad’s dead. He used to be a roofer. So dad, if you’re up there…”

  • @mooneepondskid
    @mooneepondskid 14 років тому

    @skinnyb999 yes

  • @magg0tmacdonald
    @magg0tmacdonald 14 років тому

    @cabbaman98 'cotton candy' to you mate

  • @johndoeadeer2712
    @johndoeadeer2712 7 років тому +3

    Close to pissing myself

  • @dothequack
    @dothequack 12 років тому +2

    its a shame they didnt give him time for the "thanks for your help" joke

  • @Moppy1988
    @Moppy1988 12 років тому

    Is it just all one liners in his shows?

  • @Brianmaitland
    @Brianmaitland 13 років тому +2

    Is there any video of this guy with DIFFERENT material??

  • @skinnyb999
    @skinnyb999 14 років тому

    i take it fairy floss is candy floss ?

  • @boneysnowman3639
    @boneysnowman3639 6 років тому

    Is that mini lad at 0:35

  • @CorellianSmuggler
    @CorellianSmuggler 12 років тому

    @dimabbq You're probably the only one.

  • @Mark-qw4tu
    @Mark-qw4tu 4 роки тому

    good old fashioned comedy , so stupid it,s genius

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck
    @ChainsawGutsFuck 13 років тому

    @TheHayekian U USE 2 MENNY EXCLAMATON MARKZ BWOI

  • @reverendv8900
    @reverendv8900 5 років тому

    I have the easiest job in the world - a wind tunnel tester. Absolute breeze.

  • @peterhynds7231
    @peterhynds7231 Рік тому

    It's Candyfloss Mr Vine not Fairy floss!!!!

  • @karatebuff
    @karatebuff 14 років тому

    @usblueflyer If it ain't broke don't fix i say.

  • @j.j.c.s2802
    @j.j.c.s2802 3 роки тому

    Love reading the comments. Repeat the jokes in the video. Love You Tube.

  • @usblueflyer
    @usblueflyer 14 років тому

    Is this really from 2010?? All this material is SOO OLD!! I really LOVE Tim, but ALL this stuff is OLD!!

  • @davidmaxwaterman
    @davidmaxwaterman Рік тому

    Fairy frost???

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 10 років тому

    Fairy Floss?

  • @Smellness13
    @Smellness13 13 років тому +2

    He doesn't have a story really. All the other comedians are talking about experiences and he just puts out these random jokes

  • @tomsega
    @tomsega 14 років тому

    Strange how Tim Vine turned out to be such an oddball when Jeremy Vine is the epitome of centre-middle-range Radio 2 mediocrity

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 4 місяці тому

    Good to know the catalyst for his congestion is the repetitive lyrics of any applicable song. I'll refrain.

  • @Patrick9110
    @Patrick9110 12 років тому

    Lol what the fuck else would you call it?

  • @AnneHardingBondiJct
    @AnneHardingBondiJct 10 років тому

    So, Tim Vine gets a tax deductable visit to Australia, to all the hotspots, for doing that little ditty !

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 4 роки тому

    There must be a limit to how many puns there are in the world.
    I say that because this show was SO similar to Live at the Apollo, and just about every other show he does.
    See him once, and there is no need to see him again.

  • @dothequack
    @dothequack 12 років тому

    @heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away
    he's more deliberate on his DVD

  • @Fiasco6Radio6Show6
    @Fiasco6Radio6Show6 13 років тому

    Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.

  • @thenandnow111
    @thenandnow111 5 років тому

    I'm allergic to illegal immigrants

  • @tiwari_9010
    @tiwari_9010 4 роки тому

    Non-British people can hardle get his jokes.

  • @tomrowley7260
    @tomrowley7260 5 років тому

    Far too clever for Australians!

  • @Jerec
    @Jerec 14 років тому

    I'll give him some advice, get some new material.

  • @MattBeardless
    @MattBeardless 13 років тому

    the song sucked but this was FAR TOO FUNNY x)

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 5 років тому

    Not his finest moment...

  • @sodthong
    @sodthong 5 років тому

    about as funny as toothache..

  • @jonsummers9302
    @jonsummers9302 6 років тому

    Ok for kids. Deaf kids.

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 6 років тому +3

      Jon Summers - But your joke there is considerably worse. So your awful sense of humour in no way reflects on him

  • @louisfriend1851
    @louisfriend1851 5 років тому

    Comedy for simpletons.

  • @JCellBeats
    @JCellBeats 14 років тому

    This guy is good, but I'll be honest, I prefer stand up comedians that tell long stories.