@@edmundoftheangles7977 They're jokes that are so inherently bad (but fantastic because of how groan-worthy they are) that it is usually said by a dad. If I had a guess, puns got these nicknames because of the classic "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" joke.
I love Tim Vine and the best thing is at least he isn't the same as others. I would say 99% of comedians tell stories in jokes they tell. Not that they all the same type of comedy but it's story telling. At least he does something different and tells one liners more and more jokes to come out. He has said if you don't like a joke of mine then don't worry since there will be another one in a minute or in such case 10 or so.
Alot of my mates dont like him, but come on, it's proper fun, he actually held the Guiness world record for the most amount of jokes said in 10 minutes, it's been beaten, but his mind runs fast, I like him, sometimes we need crappy, cheesy jokes.
If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)
Liked while the announcer was still Introducing TIm - always a good show, even when you’ve heard the jokes before. Also, now I know that ‘Candy Floss’ in Australia is called ‘Fairy Floss’. The most important secret to telling a good joke telling is knowing your audience and timing. The two most important secrets to telling a good joke telling are knowing your audience, timing and delivery. Among the most important secrets to telling a good joke are knowing your audience, timing, delivery and pausing for effect... (Thank you to the Spanish Inquisition. I bet you weren’t expecting them…)
Harry Kemp Not so much. They both are experts at short jokes but Tim’s delivery is a bit more frantic and Stewart’s is more laid back. ‘My dad’s dead. He used to be a roofer. So dad, if you’re up there…”
There must be a limit to how many puns there are in the world. I say that because this show was SO similar to Live at the Apollo, and just about every other show he does. See him once, and there is no need to see him again.
@heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away he's more deliberate on his DVD
Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.
Tim really does pack them in. I didn't realise the first time I watched this but the final joke in this set is actually "Thanks for your 'help'".
BNAG, that's bang out of order!!!!!! Love Tim Vine and his one liners.
Tim Vine has his own style & has completely mastered it. Tim & Lee Mack in the British comedy sketch was when I first discovered his brilliant comedy
It's good that he doesn't say any rude words.
I also don't say rude words, I swear.
Poo
he doesn't say fuck, or cunt, or twat, or piss, or cock at all.
@@helenwatkinson5873 D:
BOOM BOOM.
I was involved in a crash with a dwarf last week. He got out, looked at me and said "Im not happy," to which I replied "Which one are you then?"
the seven dwarves went to bed and felt happy…so Happy got out
a barrage of dad gags - superb
At what point did schoolboy humour become dad jokes? Fascinating sociological shift.
@@edmundoftheangles7977 They're jokes that are so inherently bad (but fantastic because of how groan-worthy they are) that it is usually said by a dad. If I had a guess, puns got these nicknames because of the classic "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" joke.
@@edmundoftheangles7977 When the schoolboys grew up of course
Anyone notice the word play even in the last few seconds?
Thanks for your "help"
Yes!!
The best, funny and didn't say a single rude word
Only just came across Tim Vine hes very good. Bit old fashioned in a way but I like it. No swearing or filth, just good fun.
marky mark What's wrong with swearing and filth?
Dad jokes. The best jokes :D
Irony here is, "I've only just Came across Tim Vine"
Ha ha
This guy's hilarious! That song had me cracking up!
Old fashion style but great fun 🎉
Genius, wonderful and original
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This guy is genuinely hilarious.
Yesterday I found out I was blind... I never though I'd see the day.
Hahahahahaha :D
ZC5ive I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and then it hit me
Never take a child's tin can telephone. You'll never hear the end of it.
Mmm
It's taken 7 years for someone to tell you, but that joke doesn't even make sense...
Ahh this was good. New Tim Vine material.
Hahaha brilliant!! Never ceases to amuse me!!! 😂 ROFL Xxxx
Brilliant from Tim
absolutely brilliant !
I love Tim Vine and the best thing is at least he isn't the same as others. I would say 99% of comedians tell stories in jokes they tell. Not that they all the same type of comedy but it's story telling. At least he does something different and tells one liners more and more jokes to come out. He has said if you don't like a joke of mine then don't worry since there will be another one in a minute or in such case 10 or so.
Tim is brilliant!
Alot of my mates dont like him, but come on, it's proper fun, he actually held the Guiness world record for the most amount of jokes said in 10 minutes, it's been beaten, but his mind runs fast, I like him, sometimes we need crappy, cheesy jokes.
Their loss
Thanks for your help hahaha. Literally.
I love Tim Vine - he is a RIOT!
'Thanks for your help!' - I only just got that
i managed to dodge this, there and then but i didnt see that coming.
To be fair hes the only comedian I know who doesn't swear so fair play to him
tim vines is a beast o' laughs!!!
If someone told me a minute ago that it was called Fairy Floss in Australia I would have had to google it before I believed it! And I did 30 seconds ago! (new fact registered and stored)
Fitting how his name is Vine, considering his comedy style
divelostmind He recently did a challenge where he tried to tell 10 jokes in a minute and he averaged about 6 seconds for each joke… so, yeah.
legend:)
Love the goofy look
@usblueflyer he doesn't waste new material on TV, hes done 3 full tours after this material
I work in elevators, has its ups and downs.
David Graham I used to work in elevators but the dreadful things people did in them were wrong on so many levels.
How can you "work in elevators"?
I once farted in an elevator -- it was wrong on so many levels.
Hey, aussies who didn't know about Tim Vine before this. If you like one-liners, I recommend checking out Milton Jones and Stewart Francis.
There goes my hero
Not usually my kind of stuff.. but I like this..!
That wig suits him so good..
Nuts 😂
i went to see him!
Tim Vine would make a great defense lawyer...hehe.
Ahhh !l nappys are great
that was a good impression of a fly haha
chocchipfox Mosquito. Linda suffered from Malaria.
Liked while the announcer was still
Introducing TIm - always a good show, even when you’ve heard the jokes before.
Also, now I know that ‘Candy Floss’ in Australia is called ‘Fairy Floss’.
The most important secret to telling a good joke telling is knowing your audience and timing.
The two most important secrets to telling a good joke telling are knowing your audience, timing and delivery.
Among the most important secrets to telling a good joke are knowing your audience, timing, delivery and pausing for effect...
(Thank you to the Spanish Inquisition. I bet you weren’t expecting them…)
Fairy Floss? Must be Aussie for Candy Floss LOL
No shit!
Nice delayed reaction at the end there
Hit the music pleeeeeease.
That's so 'wrong' it's... right lol yum yum
@dothequack You get, three, maybe four minutes at this festival if you're lucky. You need to do your stuff quicktime. ^_^
@dothequack
Didn't he just say it at the end there?
Or is there more to it?
ITS THE JOKEMASTER
This wasn't a Melbourne comedy sketch, there was no swearing
For non-Aussies, "fairy floss" is candy floss / cotten candy.
They have some funny names. Did you know they have an ice cream lolly called the golden gaytime? ^^
Jeanius! Basically not pants
It's a routine made completely of dad jokes
lilu that's why it's great!
Pun master
U know what they call a grass trimmer? A whippersnipper O_.
Candy Floss. In England.
LOL
hey! it's stewart francis' brother!
Harry Kemp Not so much. They both are experts at short jokes but Tim’s delivery is a bit more frantic and Stewart’s is more laid back.
‘My dad’s dead. He used to be a roofer. So dad, if you’re up there…”
@skinnyb999 yes
@cabbaman98 'cotton candy' to you mate
Close to pissing myself
its a shame they didnt give him time for the "thanks for your help" joke
Is it just all one liners in his shows?
Is there any video of this guy with DIFFERENT material??
i take it fairy floss is candy floss ?
Is that mini lad at 0:35
@dimabbq You're probably the only one.
good old fashioned comedy , so stupid it,s genius
@TheHayekian U USE 2 MENNY EXCLAMATON MARKZ BWOI
I have the easiest job in the world - a wind tunnel tester. Absolute breeze.
It's Candyfloss Mr Vine not Fairy floss!!!!
@usblueflyer If it ain't broke don't fix i say.
Love reading the comments. Repeat the jokes in the video. Love You Tube.
Is this really from 2010?? All this material is SOO OLD!! I really LOVE Tim, but ALL this stuff is OLD!!
Fairy frost???
Fairy Floss?
Candy floss
He doesn't have a story really. All the other comedians are talking about experiences and he just puts out these random jokes
Strange how Tim Vine turned out to be such an oddball when Jeremy Vine is the epitome of centre-middle-range Radio 2 mediocrity
Good to know the catalyst for his congestion is the repetitive lyrics of any applicable song. I'll refrain.
Lol what the fuck else would you call it?
So, Tim Vine gets a tax deductable visit to Australia, to all the hotspots, for doing that little ditty !
There must be a limit to how many puns there are in the world.
I say that because this show was SO similar to Live at the Apollo, and just about every other show he does.
See him once, and there is no need to see him again.
@heatbucspies55 he didn't really give the audience time to appreciate the joke, they were already applauding and he thanked them straight away
he's more deliberate on his DVD
Watch out for the new menu...then it hit me. Oh yeah that's really funny, because it has a double meaning you see. You thought it meant look out for the new items but he interpereted it as look out it - might be dangerous. Oh boy, he's clever. If you're comically unevolved , this guy must be hilarious.
I'm allergic to illegal immigrants
Non-British people can hardle get his jokes.
Far too clever for Australians!
I'll give him some advice, get some new material.
the song sucked but this was FAR TOO FUNNY x)
Not his finest moment...
about as funny as toothache..
Ok for kids. Deaf kids.
Jon Summers - But your joke there is considerably worse. So your awful sense of humour in no way reflects on him
Comedy for simpletons.
Not really...
This guy is good, but I'll be honest, I prefer stand up comedians that tell long stories.