Frankie Boyle's Best Jokes on Mock The Week:Too Hot For TV 3

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  • @matthazel5843
    @matthazel5843 7 місяців тому +94

    "It was nice to spend time with my family this year.....And Harry." That aged beautifully

  • @aworldofpureimagination914
    @aworldofpureimagination914 2 роки тому +671

    Nobody has ever so consistently been hilarious and got so many rounds of applause when he was there or since he left.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 Рік тому +25

      So brilliant. So sharp. And became so unfunny and lefty and pathetic!

    • @euancohen
      @euancohen Рік тому +57

      He was always left you mug

    • @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496
      @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496 Рік тому +3

      @@euancohen I think you misread the comment

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Рік тому +6

      @@crawford1083 His monologues in his new show is still the same old Frankie, just ffwd over the rest of the comedians, except for Miles Jupp.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 Рік тому +1

      @@barath4545 Shall check it. I do like Miles Jupp!

  • @glossy3651
    @glossy3651 Рік тому +519

    I love how Frankie makes all the other comedians feel so uncomfortable, gold.

    • @mattykeel8521
      @mattykeel8521 Рік тому +18

      Russel Howard always loves it 😂

    • @zarrow50
      @zarrow50 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes, the others are all anti Brexit , anti Tory etc

    • @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322
      @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322 11 місяців тому

      he literaly doesn't but go off i guess

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 11 місяців тому +3

      @@mattykeel8521Howard’s tiny dk wishes it had the aggravated assault charge worth half a joke Frankie thought up on the shitter

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 11 місяців тому

      @@zarrow50Boyle is a straight up socialist. Because he’s a real one. Do you use your ears? Or should I cut them off too u cnt

  • @garethjenkins6273
    @garethjenkins6273 Рік тому +273

    The funniest comedian ever.
    His descriptions of people he was taking the piss out of were both bitingly funny and accurate.
    He once described Michael Gove as looking like a witch's spell to turn a boy into a snail that had stopped halfway through.

    • @eldub4124
      @eldub4124 Рік тому +1

      nigel farage described as a frog trying to push itself out a scrotum face first 😂

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Рік тому +18

      Yeah his descriptions are so creative, hilarious and weirdly spot on! I remember when he said Boris Johnson “looks like something you keep your pyjamas in”, I laughed so hard I could hardly breathe 😂

    • @garyconyers-davies5781
      @garyconyers-davies5781 Рік тому +12

      or Ann Widdicome as, "a homophobic human mud slide".

    • @brownsparlour9813
      @brownsparlour9813 11 місяців тому

      😂😂

    • @happybee7725
      @happybee7725 10 місяців тому

      Definitely! My favourite comedian by far. I’m scottish so I’m maybe a wee bit bias.
      I liked the one were he said the queen was so old her p€$sy was haunted.😂 I mean wtf?🤷😂

  • @GK-il3fn
    @GK-il3fn 10 місяців тому +23

    ‘Stay away from my daughter - she gave me crabs’ had me in stitches

  • @debatabletruths6687
    @debatabletruths6687 3 роки тому +393

    Frankie could carry this show all by himself.

    • @althalus3267
      @althalus3267 2 роки тому +35

      frankie WAS the show IMO.

    • @garethjenkins6273
      @garethjenkins6273 Рік тому +18

      Could and did carry the show. The show was garbage after he left.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Рік тому +11

      @@garethjenkins6273 Naah, it was just more polite, but Ed Byrne and Dara's ping pong, Russell growing into a pretty funny guy and Milton Jones were pretty funny.
      But yeah it lost it's superedge when he left. It's kinda like Metallica before and after 1986, still good but not great.

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 9 місяців тому +4

      yeah but frankie's show all by himself is so painful to watch, s'pose it isnt comedy while this is

    • @KegOfMeat
      @KegOfMeat 4 місяці тому +3

      @@barath4545Ed Byrne and Russell Howard are the definition of unfunny.

  • @Brooface
    @Brooface 9 місяців тому +19

    “It’s not going to be a struggle pushing it out at 67 though, is it? That baby’s going to have spent the last three months bungee jumping.” Gold

  • @mitchellrayner2110
    @mitchellrayner2110 2 роки тому +148

    The Queens medical issues is iconic, Russell’s reaction is top tier

    • @jamesmacrae5748
      @jamesmacrae5748 2 роки тому +4

      Indeed, that one very nearly made me piss and shit myself i lol'ed so hard!

    • @yvettefiddes2502
      @yvettefiddes2502 Рік тому +2

      My favourite too, it's Russell that's makes it 10 times funnier!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Рік тому +3

      Yeah the original cut is longer and the sheer reaction from the others is GOLD.
      Like Hugh just stands there and smiles and just gives UP following THAT :)
      And Russell is just in tears :)

  • @Leafsgobrrrrr
    @Leafsgobrrrrr 3 роки тому +179

    That princess Anne joke is amazing once I realized she was a really good equestrian

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Рік тому +1

      But almost pathetically amateur if you already knew that.

  • @hairblairbunch
    @hairblairbunch Рік тому +100

    I agree with everyone who says they miss Frankie on Mock the Week. It was one of my favourite shows in the 2000s when he was on it and this was mostly due to him. It's weird to imagine though, that the difference in time between now and 2005-2009 (when he was on the show) is like it being the summer of 2002 and us looking back to a show that was on in the late 1980s.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Рік тому +6

      Yeah but humor (bar the politicians in charge etc) is often timeless.
      Some of the best humor for me is still Yes Minister and YPM from 1980-1986 - Bloody brilliant humor!
      And IDK if you can remember that, but my late 1990s was Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Blackadder (last 2 seasons) and later Coupling - God damn so much good stuff!

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan 5 місяців тому

      @@barath4545 That newspaper sketch still holds up from Yes Minister. Genius.

  • @Mike_5
    @Mike_5 3 роки тому +263

    Frankie Boyle's laugh is the best bit sort of sinister and disturbing at the same time

  • @mchandsome1
    @mchandsome1 7 місяців тому +8

    Frankie never failed to make me laugh so hard.

  • @espenbaklid3178
    @espenbaklid3178 3 роки тому +256

    4:07 "He's safe for as long as his boat can outrun Gary Glitter's submarine"
    I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS JOKE FOR YEARS, FINALLY FOUND IT! THANKS!

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 2 роки тому +10

      I have watched a bunch of Frankie Boyle Mock The Week compilations over the years, but this one actually has some jokes I did not know yet.

  • @corey1846
    @corey1846 2 роки тому +22

    "Garry Glitter's submarine" XD

  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina Рік тому +36

    He is just so sharp..........and he just doesn't care what people think. I love it.

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Рік тому +4

      Him going back to the BBC has made him care, he has gone woke so not as funny now.

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Рік тому +2

      @@BanachSpaceTheorist Excellent👍🤣

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Рік тому +1

      @@BanachSpaceTheorist Good. I do not want to catch the wokey virus. Take care buddy.

    • @jimmynich4791
      @jimmynich4791 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jacksonbow2766 I just went to one of his shows, he was brutal but I don't think it was recorded.

    • @paulharris2331
      @paulharris2331 Місяць тому

      @jacksonbow2766
      I can guarantee you have no idea what that means. I don't like cancel culture and all that shit but I've yet to meet someone who calls something or someone woke and can actually give it a definition beyond something they just don't like.

  • @temphold1
    @temphold1 Рік тому +18

    I like the way the other comedians just watch and think "wish I was that daring, creative and funny"

  • @Michael-rr8ez
    @Michael-rr8ez 3 роки тому +50

    It's a boy, & he's been swimming 😂😂

  • @samwarrender7171
    @samwarrender7171 Рік тому +20

    I love the fact that he doesn’t care what people think of him

  • @EatMyFist777
    @EatMyFist777 2 роки тому +93

    "An arsehole like a cigar cutter" is honestly one of the greatest similies I've ever heard. Also, the cities-on-hydraulic-legs is a real concept created by Archigram; Frankie probably knows this due to his background in architecture, much like myself.

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 2 місяці тому +2

    Shows how well Frankie prepared his jokes beforehand. I watched Mock The Week because of Frankie as his jokes were so funny, it got the other comedians laughing hysterically and will be hard to follow up on.

  • @ListerLanius
    @ListerLanius 3 роки тому +40

    I keep coming back to watch these same videos every few days and I don't think I will be stopping anytime soon either 😅

  • @77Walsh
    @77Walsh 2 роки тому +715

    i soo miss frankie on Mock the week, it's no where near as good without him

    • @wavell14
      @wavell14 2 роки тому +52

      he's about as funny as cancer nowadays

    • @maddi5109
      @maddi5109 2 роки тому +4

      He’ll have had more laughs than corona ever could have still

    • @althalus3267
      @althalus3267 2 роки тому

      @@wavell14 I've got arse cancer but I still find him funnier. Stop commenting on things you know fuck all about.

    • @sma7530
      @sma7530 2 роки тому +4

      I've been abroad for ten years, has he tamed his stuff down now ?

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus 2 роки тому +7

      Thank fuck he's been replaced by a new pasteurised skim milk version then.

  • @geraldinerice5371
    @geraldinerice5371 3 роки тому +98

    He hits the nail on the head every time. The others dont try because they know they dont got it.

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 Рік тому +9

    "Mashed potatoes?" "No, they're fried!" Classic.

  • @lindseymckirdy1830
    @lindseymckirdy1830 2 роки тому +33

    He’s brilliant live no holds barred

  • @liquidsnail7305
    @liquidsnail7305 3 роки тому +96

    2:00
    The flow of that joke was too smooth. Shame it didn't get more laughs

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre 3 роки тому +5

      ikr, rehearsed but brilliantly delivered

    • @napoleonbonerfarte6739
      @napoleonbonerfarte6739 2 роки тому +8

      Of course rehearsed, but I don't think the other comics know what he's going to say. Improv is basically chance but when it hits it's easily twice as funny.

  • @monkchips
    @monkchips 5 місяців тому +2

    I honestly think that every time I listen to Frankie I belly laugh. Nobody makes me laugh like him. 😂😂😂

  • @cjscrubs
    @cjscrubs 3 роки тому +64

    "Pornography in my case Dara!" LMFAO

  • @dpa7175
    @dpa7175 2 роки тому +19

    I haven't watched this show since Frankie left. Love to see ratings now compared to when he was on it!!

  • @TimesFM4532
    @TimesFM4532 Рік тому +12

    he sounds genuinely outraged about them pastries😂

  • @leewylie1832
    @leewylie1832 2 роки тому +214

    There's no way this kind of TV would ever get past the censors nowadays. Frankie was on another level on this show.

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 2 роки тому +48

      It never did that's why it's called too hot for tv

    • @minto420
      @minto420 Рік тому

      Mongo

    • @SkarrGaming
      @SkarrGaming Рік тому

      @@bamleith3095 Except it was on TV at one point. I'm pretty sure they were getting quite a lot of complaints so they couldn't let him carry on the way he was so he ended up leaving. The joke about the Queen's haunted pussy even made it on to the news they were making that big a deal of it.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Рік тому

      @@bamleith3095 I would worship a statue of the guys that kept this footage around though!

  • @Dave-hk4rd
    @Dave-hk4rd 2 роки тому +8

    Love the bluntness of his comedy 🤣 pushing the barriers what a guy respect I fucking think he's brilliant 👏 👌 😀 👍

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Рік тому +4

    Frankie you were magnificent ya bahstad! Kept the lights on over at that show just by yourself.

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 6 місяців тому +5

    He's just fucking hilarious

  • @BigboyRoy100
    @BigboyRoy100 3 роки тому +56

    Had this pop-up on the homepage recommendations, big Frankie fan back when he was in his prime years, channel name killed me laughing LOL

  • @alexevansuk
    @alexevansuk 10 місяців тому +8

    Dara is slowly handling the PTSD

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 3 роки тому +28

    That double booking/Simply Red joke is genius.

  • @SimonHill-gz8fq
    @SimonHill-gz8fq 2 дні тому

    5:20 Frankie is so direct with his jokes it's laugh out loud every time 🤣

  • @brendanoneill6267
    @brendanoneill6267 2 роки тому +21

    Franky is the G.O.A.T!

  • @comicstripgamer1591
    @comicstripgamer1591 Рік тому +22

    As much as I love Frankie Boyle. On this show he was the Lee Hurst of 'They Think Its All Over', he dominated it so much others had to wait their turn too much

  • @tumshiewhacker4498
    @tumshiewhacker4498 Рік тому +27

    Frankie Boyle ......stone cold killer comedian

  • @AboutMMA_
    @AboutMMA_ 3 роки тому +29

    12:11 has a whole new layer to it now

    • @DeanMoxley87
      @DeanMoxley87 3 роки тому +3

      We’ve always know Harry was James Hewitts son. Google it

    • @LuminalSpoon
      @LuminalSpoon 3 роки тому +3

      I mean it wasn't a shock let's be honest

  • @Musika1321
    @Musika1321 Рік тому +10

    Frankie carried this show.

  • @ThiefOfNavarre
    @ThiefOfNavarre 3 роки тому +185

    Seeing Gina crack up despite the fact that she knows the script shows you just how funny he is

    • @briarios666
      @briarios666 2 роки тому +55

      Thing is Frankie got away from going off script alot before he got sacked

    • @c0222
      @c0222 2 роки тому +46

      @@briarios666 I don't think he was sacked, he just stopped going cause they never let him talk about stuff he wanted to.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 Рік тому +8

      @@c0222 Yeah he 100% left on his own decision.

  • @lorrainejohnson3895
    @lorrainejohnson3895 Рік тому +6

    He's my guilty pleasure 🥰

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 3 місяці тому +4

    Don't forget F. Boyle was a school teacher . . .

  • @lordnihilus4845
    @lordnihilus4845 Рік тому +10

    0:46 that little laugh

  • @mitchellfagan7701
    @mitchellfagan7701 Рік тому +10

    This man is a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kezzaman
    @kezzaman 3 роки тому +173

    keep the laughs and reactions in

    • @OneLifeTime.x
      @OneLifeTime.x 3 роки тому +5

      You noticed the Up In Arms.....direct eye contact to Russel Howard....
      And the Salute back to Frankie.
      Its really a strange world. Mm

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 2 роки тому +13

    When Frankie ruled the world, he seems a bit mellow and angry now rather than outragious and dangerous, he is too good for telly

  • @stevielambert8262
    @stevielambert8262 3 роки тому +131

    I love how uncomfortable some of the others look at Frankies comments.

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 2 роки тому +9

      Dara has the best reactions, in my opinion. I love when he is physically flinching. Shame this video cut out his reaction to Frankie's cigar cutter line.

    • @garethbain9125
      @garethbain9125 Рік тому +6

      Shappi looked terrified...

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Рік тому

      @@garethbain9125 I always thought she looked Bored and Disgusted.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 10 місяців тому +5

    "It's like Sex Tetris fitting into a cell these days" 😂

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 Рік тому +5

    "This dish is not saulty enough.
    So I am going to fuck it."
    RIP my normal common mind that was destroyed by Frankie's humour forever.
    14:09 🤣

  • @alexogierman4873
    @alexogierman4873 Рік тому +7

    He is brilliant and a gent.

  • @MegaDeansy
    @MegaDeansy 5 місяців тому

    'That baby's gonna spend the last 3 months bungee-jumping !' - and that was my screen splashed with a mouthful of single malt whisky !

  • @martinfolan1612
    @martinfolan1612 6 місяців тому +2

    frankie boyle is a brilliant comedian

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 11 місяців тому +6

    What East London really needs is a world class dressage centre

  • @2403zachariah
    @2403zachariah 7 місяців тому +1

    Been looking for his barista joke in his monologue. Saw it on tv and cant find it

  • @lukethefluke7
    @lukethefluke7 2 роки тому +34

    12:20 kills me everytime.

  • @paulmaher2392
    @paulmaher2392 3 роки тому +6

    Legend

  • @graemesmith2742
    @graemesmith2742 Рік тому +6

    You have to love Frankie, just to[ shelf humour all the way

  • @barkebaat
    @barkebaat 2 роки тому +5

    5:20 - Shappi Khorsandi's looking right miserable during these clips...

  • @williammcguire6316
    @williammcguire6316 2 роки тому +3

    So miss Frankie brilliant

  • @craigevans2445
    @craigevans2445 Рік тому +22

    Some people don't like him.... basically they can't handle his level of joke and wit....he always hits his target's as soon as he opens his mouth...I personally find him hilarious...🙌🔥

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 Рік тому +11

      Yes, the only reason someone could not like Frankie is because he's just too funny for them.

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Рік тому +2

      Some people don't like him beause his jokes are so lowbrow, obvious, and simple outrage bait. His hardcore fans are mostly lower and lesser males: simple, slow, and angry. I like him, but I like him more when he tells jokes, not just says outrageous crap, even though his little smile when he does is adorable.

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Рік тому +2

      @@ginge641 Well said. His hardcore fans are mostly simple, slow, and angry

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 3 місяці тому

      I tried handling his level of joke and wit but couldn't handle it. It was too jokey and witty to handle. He just opened his mouth, hit his target and I completely lost my grip on his joke and wit. Basically it was beyond handleability. It's the only reason I don't like him.

  • @historyben7122
    @historyben7122 3 роки тому +8

    Fantastic, thanks for uploading

  • @markmonaghan2309
    @markmonaghan2309 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you I needed that

  • @dabratt3635
    @dabratt3635 Рік тому +3

    Legend !

  • @boobsthechemist2067
    @boobsthechemist2067 2 роки тому +3

    He’s absolutely fuckin hilarious 😂👍

  • @MrWalbudri
    @MrWalbudri Рік тому +3

    Top class frankie

  • @mrsenstitz
    @mrsenstitz 2 роки тому +1

    FRANKIE, baby, I love you.

  • @rickpritchard9520
    @rickpritchard9520 Рік тому +33

    You can tell alot of the other comedians hated him bascially for being funnier than them.

    • @passingcars2022
      @passingcars2022 Рік тому

      Probably deliberate. But I like how your name the other way round is "prick dick" 😅

    • @LaneyStudios5
      @LaneyStudios5 Рік тому +8

      Frankie is very funny and was my favourite from the show, his career as a writer before taking up stand up helped him, he was a very dominating presence on the show though, I think it is an unwritten rule that you should give the others panelists time to do their own joke and Frankie would steal the limelight a lot

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 5 місяців тому +2

    _"I am now so old, that my pu55y is now haunted."_
    Probably the funniest line ever heard on any TV show ;-))...

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 11 місяців тому +1

    "This dish requires a little extra salt...so I'm going to fuck it." 😂

  • @24lled41
    @24lled41 2 роки тому +11

    How we all miss him, razor sharp wit. He was one of the best. Sadly missed but never forgotten.
    Frankie Boyle RIP.

    • @bbmm3811
      @bbmm3811 2 роки тому +3

      haha had me worried for a sec

  • @daves6394
    @daves6394 2 роки тому +10

    with the greatest irony. just after frankie complains about too much betting the video gets interrupted by an advert ..for a gambling company

  • @strokenumber3
    @strokenumber3 11 місяців тому +2

    King Frankie.

  • @Ben-ko5hz
    @Ben-ko5hz 3 місяці тому

    He's just tuned in 😂😂😂😂

  • @ShortMan_123
    @ShortMan_123 2 роки тому +16

    Interestingly, my driving instructor did actually joke about me running over his ex wife once.

    • @aaronroe4127
      @aaronroe4127 11 місяців тому

      Definitely passed but should of failed 😂

  • @dylanfrazer4429
    @dylanfrazer4429 Рік тому +19

    U know hes hilarious when the audience start laughing while he's walking to the microphone. They know to expect something funny

  • @TheQuestionIsInTheAnswer
    @TheQuestionIsInTheAnswer 2 роки тому +6

    3.24 Russell looks like shaggy

  • @thesamplemotion
    @thesamplemotion 2 роки тому +5

    "bio-terrorists' annual disco"
    fucking perfect

  • @jamesw6rmjmillington50
    @jamesw6rmjmillington50 3 роки тому +31

    Didn’t want that to end

  • @mmelling4410
    @mmelling4410 2 роки тому +10

    He's just the best

  • @paddywalsh247
    @paddywalsh247 3 роки тому +9

    Class, keep uploading it please 🤙🏻

  • @charliecroker6445
    @charliecroker6445 3 роки тому +21

    There is only one Frankie Boyle , the only one who is satcrical

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 2 роки тому +2

    "Level two!"

  • @pauledwards8275
    @pauledwards8275 2 роки тому +3

    Di ,I'm still here for you.

  • @krisirk
    @krisirk 4 місяці тому +1

    Dude jokes like a desk of cards against humanity

  • @Hexabysmal
    @Hexabysmal Місяць тому

    Never misses.

  • @TheSuperjoffen
    @TheSuperjoffen 2 дні тому

    cant believe how tame everyone else was

  • @kanedaku
    @kanedaku 3 роки тому +50

    Oi Princess Diana Sat Nav; what was the last thing going through Di's mind?
    The steering wheel.

    • @melaniekendall4903
      @melaniekendall4903 Рік тому

      That's a horrible thing to say. How would you feel if your mum was killed?

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Рік тому

      @@melaniekendall4903 do you know, I would have been annoyed my grandparents had it done in a tunnel. They could have done it with poison so it could have been an open casket funeral.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr Рік тому +6

    He was right about Barry Gibb

  • @rterminatu
    @rterminatu 7 місяців тому +1

    Frankie seemed happier back then. Hope I'm wrong.

  • @top_banananaplays
    @top_banananaplays 3 роки тому +2

    Love your channel name

  • @mr.forbes7300
    @mr.forbes7300 Рік тому +3

    “Why are porn actors so worked out, I don’t give a fuck what they look like”

  • @stephjane9073
    @stephjane9073 2 роки тому +4

    Absolutely class so fucking funny

  • @JK_Clark
    @JK_Clark 2 роки тому +20

    Frankie was Mock the Week, just as 8OO10C was Sean Lock.

  • @lyons7711
    @lyons7711 2 роки тому +2

    Need the reaction after the joke at 17:49 needs to be included. I can't find it!!

  • @vangroover1903
    @vangroover1903 2 роки тому +6

    It's amazing how easily amused we were back then, but he will always be loved.

  • @cptmaj
    @cptmaj Рік тому +4

    Officer Dibble , Ive got aids. Top Cat.