Tim Vine - 2016 Opening Night Comedy Allstars Supershow
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2016
- Kig of the dad joke #TimVine is back with another set of punchy one liners. Melbourne International Comedy Festival Opening Night Comedy Allstars Supershow 2016. Recorded at the Palais Theatre, Melbourne.
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His expressions always looks like he can't believe that joke worked.... Tim Vine is brilliant
We need more comedians like this who can craft a joke.
Love it when he says “yeah for a livin”...
that's a tim vine classic!
Of course what makes you laugh is subjective, but Tim Vine has to be one of the best comedians going. For every joke that the average stand up tells, Tim will tell about 20 (that goes for most one liner comics too) and every one is fantastically cleverly written and performed with care and love and enthusiasm and good timing. Pulling off one liners is possibly the hardest thing to do in comedy and Tim does it to perfection near enough every time. And they are consistently funny. He never relies on swear words as so many comics do he never feigns over exasperation as so many others do. Every joke has to be cleverly written and intentionally worded and well delivered and Tim nails them every single time. True genius.
I could easily have sat through an extra half hour of that 😅🤣😂
My aching sides might not cope!!!
hes the king of amazing bad jokes. he just owns it
It is so very unusual and brilliant to do four minuets of one liner type stand up that you could even take your kids too. This is way harder than it looks for sure, well done Tim.
He writes the best jokes. The ones that make you think "why the hell didn't I think of that?"
saw him couple of yrs ago over an hour and not one swear word and he was hilarious
A comedian who shows you can be clean and funny. Brilliant
I love a minuet.
I can listen to Tim Vine all day. Even the stupid jokes are funny, but it’s the way he tells them.
Tim Vine is such a dad character. 😂 Love that he makes a living off of it.
"Sorry? Yeah, for a living". LMFAO!!!
Aahaha!
I didn't get this
Husnain Afsar as in he acts stupid for a living
Husnain Afsar He's making a joke saying he's not a great comedian
It's as if someone at the front said "are you supposed to be a comedian"
The most underrated comic ever. This guy is a genius, never a dull moment, and always leaves everyone feeling better!
I love his artistic surreal stuff (his youtube videos on the TVTV channel, wow!), but his stand up bits - beyond brilliant.
Sore Naples... come on...
"I'll skip that" LMAO!
Tim Vine is hilarious, the one liners are so clever...He's not too bad in his sitcoms either...
I once attacked a circus performer. I went straight for the juggler.
So I'm finally going to read my new clock manual today, it's about time.
Absolutely love Tim Vine but that... For a living bit gets me every time
Expensive sweets. Mars, Galaxy, Milky Way. They're astronomical.
that joke is sweet!
No holes in that
The waiting song KILLS me.. don’t know why it’s so brilliant but it is.
waiting... can sometimes be... lots of fuun..................................................
I read a book once on anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
My God those puns ❤️❤️❤️
Spent half my life in elevators, had it's ups and downs
Unfortunately there has been no heated discussion of your comment, which means I don't get to say "that escalated rapidly".
Although the comment did lift our spirits
made me laugh on so many levels
bahaha
David Graham oh wait it’s a torch
He arrived before his herbs did, he was ahead of his thyme.
Amazing, I haven’t not laughed so much in ages
the most unique talent
His joke selling is top notch
The finest family stand-up, EVER!!
“What concerns me is that one day I’ll wind up an old man and he’ll attack me “😂
He has such comical expressions too which works so well with his act . missed him alot when he left not going out 😢
A class act, just gets better with age :)
So This farmer came up to me and said I've got 68 sheep can you round them up for me?
I said sure "70"Hahahahahaha
Love you...never crude our Tim ... xxxx
I think Tim Vine would be a fun Doctor Who.
That ain't going to happen straight,white male.
@@laurenceseale Yep. I reckon you're right.
Gruntfuttock ok snowflake. They’ve only had one doctor who’s not male, and none who aren’t white
@@MattCrawley_Music have you not seen the new season?
I hate that doctor
Hasn't even got a name...
Such a clever comedian
Sheer brilliance
“.......but not always!”
LMAO 🤣🤣
Just goes to show, you can be funny AND clean!!!
Brilliant as always 😂
Ill pop you on the scales DYIN 🤣
What a legend!!!
"I'll skip that.." lol
My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home.
Love Tim Vine. You just knowvhes got a book of English idioms and phrases and he just goes through asking himself " how csn i squeeze a joke out of that?". Sometimes i suspect the squeezing of jokes involved a Black and Decker Workmate and a large vice, but its all to the good.
delightfully funny bloke.
He's doing so well.
All these years performing, and the same jokes!
Write him some new ones
Maybe not he's quite capable...
Jealous much 😀
hmm 71 comments on this 1 alone Tim ...I love ya daft humour not crude or nasty ...keep going Tim lad xxxx
Tim is our best family comedian by miles, but always appears to be under-rated because his act is one liners. Very funny man, if he doesn't make you laugh you must surely have no sense of humour IMHO. Multi-storey car park crime, wrong on so many levels...classic!
Haha true!
I have a sense of humour.Tim Vine is even less funny than being slowly drilled through the eyeball and of the back of the head with a very rusty drill bit! If you want really funny one-liners comedians watch Milton Jones and Stewart Francis! They are the complete opposite to Tim Vine!
mrguillemot he’s great. I love him and Milton Jones too. Clean family friendly.
Tim Vine has his own uniqueness: "HIT THE MUSIC PLEASE!"
@@bradleybaum9000
It would appear you already have had the back of your head drilled into - and your sense of humour removed.
What's the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
This guys gold! Love him
legend 😊
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
I once modelled for a Grizzlie photographer, i had to bear all (i just made that up)
'I took my girlfriend on holiday to a Caribbean island.' 'Jamaica?' 'No, she wanted to come.'
Terence Jay That joke is older than tim vine
Brilliant!!
I never used to like having a beard but it's grown on me!
CANT STOP LAUGHING XDXDXDXDXDXD
you can never be a pilot if ur name is jack. if somebody says hi jack it causes panic
Imagine if your name is Ivor Hangrenede
DEAN23 I often thank my parents for not naming me that
Masterclass 😆😄😃🤣😂
Love it
I told a girl she was tastier than a bottle of ketchup. She said ‘I don’t take condiments lightly’
What salt of joke is that ?
Brilliant
Yes for a living 😂😂😂
"Is it a banana or is it a torch?" -Tim Vine "And when we say 'torch' we mean 'flashlight', because we're British, not medieval villagers." -Outside Xbox
I say torch more then flash light and I'm British
flashlight is American
@@bengunns9500 Americans always get English wrong. And they're so arrogant they think they are correct...even though it's our language they are speaking.
I once got my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas as a stocking stuffer
He is a modern Tommy Cooper brill !
Tim Vine = Vin Time
Genius
He was mugged by a bike and got tangled up. The police say he was caught in vicious cycle.
It was a chain reaction.
A unique comedian, way ahead of his time
Coco Salt Way ahead of his time?
Err no...Tim Vine is very good but you can see that he has been very heavily influenced by the late great Tommy Cooper who was doing this act 40+ years ago..
He's actually very old fashioned. In a good way
It's so bad it's funny
Tim is a genius, check out his channel. Recreating Columbo is great
he's definatley the next Tommy Cooper!
Bloody hell, Alan.
Best comment by far!
I heard this guy was great. I think he said it himself about himself.
I guess I heard it on the Great Vine.
love it when the camera cuts to the crowd and we can spot those with no sense of humour
He was on countdown today.
Half his puns were lost with the audience.
Give em a break they are the older generation
Where's me washboard....
Probably OAP Brexit voters... less than a brain cell between them...
It's hard to believe this is the guy who had hair and presented Whittle
Is it a boxing glove or is it a shoe?
Is it a boxing glove or is it a shoe?
Is it a boxing glove or is it a shoe?
The answer is it's a torch.
Big old strong ol boiyo
"Nah, I'll skip that!", not completely crap.
Exit signs, they're on the way out, aren't they?
One of my favourites
oh rite
I'm sure plenty of people have already pointed this out, but has he got notes written on his left hand? 3:26
I was grumpy about the largest satellite we can see, so I stopped Mooning.
borderline lol
Im a baker...its a honest crust.
James Spader (aka spider) looks like Tim Vine.
There’s Malta that Italian cost job :)
hatmos91 I think that you need to rewrite that. It makes no sense.
What do you call a man with no shins? Neil
Has anyone heard that new album featuring a vomiting cow? It's called "now that's what I call moo Sick!"
Ugh
It’s a torch.
No a banana.
No it’s a tornanna
200th comment
Tough crowd
@Zaco Baco...I had no idea who Iglesias was until you mentioned him. To say he is in the same league as Tim is completely fanciful. Iglesias is just one of those comedians who loves the sound of his own voice and thinks he is hilarious when in fact he is about as funny as a party political broadcast. Broaden your mind.
Love him in a hetro way.
Right…you start watching his act and think this is crap. For some reason you continue to watch, you last the whole video. Then you google his other videos 'cos they really are funny. Wish he was in the Road movies with Bob Hope instead of Bing.
1:31
2:18
One day I'll wind up an old man,
and he'll attack me. :)
Only Tim can do those crap songs and make them amusing
taxi
Tommy Cooper would be proud..
I honestly can't see the connection. TC rarely made me laugh but Tim does every time, all the time ..:)
Modern Day Tommy Cooper....
Wonder if he's shaving his head now or if the three hairs fell out...