Tim Vine - 1996 - Saturday Live

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  • Опубліковано 22 жов 2011
  • Tim Vine delivering some early stand-up on Saturday Live from 1996, introduced by Tony Hawks. Genius!
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  • @howler6490
    @howler6490 2 роки тому +51

    26 years later and he's still using some of his gags...quality!

    • @leemurphy5978
      @leemurphy5978 Рік тому

      The chemist lotion one I just watched a Lorraine interview on youtube and he said his brother wrote that for his new DVD 😂

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 Рік тому +2

      26 years later and he's still using some ov his hair!

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck
    @ChainsawGutsFuck 12 років тому +323

    He looks like a young Tim Vine.

    • @lolinnitfam9045
      @lolinnitfam9045 3 роки тому +1

      No rlly

    • @rojavida
      @rojavida 3 роки тому +4

      Well he is, after all, Tim Vine and it was recorded when he was relatively young.

    • @Oswadomob
      @Oswadomob 3 роки тому

      @Wells Terrell fuck off

    • @maryspain5432
      @maryspain5432 3 роки тому +2

      Hilarious

    • @maryspain5432
      @maryspain5432 3 роки тому +3

      @@Oswadomob Joe. Fuck off.

  • @iamlono1001
    @iamlono1001 3 роки тому +35

    I went to B&Q and said "I'd like to buy a gazebo" the bloke said "are you going to put it up yourself?" I said "no I'm gonna put it up in my garden"

  • @Apostate_ofmind
    @Apostate_ofmind 6 років тому +67

    This is the most 90's thing i have seen in a while

    • @itskdog
      @itskdog 4 місяці тому

      Tim's jokes have only evolved. The spirit is the same.

  • @SammyWatsit
    @SammyWatsit 4 роки тому +161

    The ' wheeeeeeey' after every joke makes me proud to be British 😂

    • @wertrocks123
      @wertrocks123 4 роки тому +8

      Too many "woo"s from Americanised plebs nowadays. Make sure to "wheeeey" at the next opportunity and be proud of where you're from

    • @padgecrack4018
      @padgecrack4018 4 роки тому +2

      The football like chanter needs a kicking!

    • @honordefon610
      @honordefon610 3 роки тому

      Are they geordies..
      Weyheyman

    • @Aquascape_Dreaming
      @Aquascape_Dreaming 3 роки тому +4

      It was irritating and moronic.

    • @honordefon610
      @honordefon610 3 роки тому

      @@Aquascape_Dreaming
      Wooooh arrrrre yooou talking about..

  • @FuckFeminists
    @FuckFeminists 9 років тому +269

    Hes brilliant. Even when he says a rubbish joke, it just shows what a class act he is to dare to do it in the spirit of laughter. Someone compared him to Tommy Cooper on here, and while he might not be quite that, the comparrson is more or less spot on. So nice that we have someone who still dares to do the classic clean stuff

    • @mezykin
      @mezykin 6 років тому +14

      tim vine could make tens of thousands laugh just by saying "oh" and then pulling out the letter O from a bag

    • @AuntieWelly
      @AuntieWelly 5 років тому +12

      Half his jokes are Tommy Cooper's

    • @stevee6305
      @stevee6305 5 років тому +1

      well said, to be fun and try to get people laugh is a wonderful attribute to have. Much prefer people like that rather than joyless fuckers who have drink problems that just say 'wow' to any comment with derision.

    • @unclejunglist
      @unclejunglist 4 роки тому

      Hes not as good as tommy but I noticed his jokes were ripped off tommy.

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 4 роки тому

      With his hair, he could do with a hat.

  • @WibblyPigNZ
    @WibblyPigNZ 11 років тому +77

    My comedy tastes are broad, but I really enjoy Tim because it is what it is, confidently and delightfully so, and is able to be enjoyed and shared so fully. Nothing crude, nothing so specifically regional it's not able to be understood. I'm an unlikely convert to one-liners and bad puns. Fantastic!

    • @trugamer2488
      @trugamer2488 6 років тому +5

      WibblyPigNZ I feel the same about Milton Jones.. clean immature gags that work every time. Kind of reminds me of my childhood in some ways lol

  • @MJPamuru20
    @MJPamuru20 10 років тому +77

    I love this guy...Very few people can do a whole show of just punchlines!

    • @Channel-os4uk
      @Channel-os4uk 2 роки тому

      What happened to the bloke there that took a fridge round Ireland? Don't see him these days..

    • @X_marksthespot
      @X_marksthespot Рік тому

      he does comedic songs as well

  • @lediabolique5822
    @lediabolique5822 5 років тому +17

    Just saw him live recently - brilliant then, still brilliant now.

  • @nickwatts8493
    @nickwatts8493 2 роки тому +10

    Always had a liking for Tim since I saw him on Whittle in 1998 I believe. I love the silliness of the humour, no agenda or anything political, just Pure Fun!

  • @simonmoore2380
    @simonmoore2380 10 років тому +36

    I remember seeing him live about 1994, and he did pretty much the same routine, give or take 2 or 3 jokes. But its all down to the timing, and in that respect like Tommy Cooper, he's superb.

    • @moodini99
      @moodini99 8 років тому

      +Simon Moore You must have a good memory

  • @YouTubeIsAssHo
    @YouTubeIsAssHo 4 роки тому +7

    I used to like Tim Vine - not seen him for 20-odd years, completely forgot about him! Time to search UA-cam ...

  • @FuckFeminists
    @FuckFeminists 10 років тому +14

    Its great. The confidence it takes to do these, and the mind it must take to come up with even half of them. But theres another Really good set by Tim on the sidebar Live at the Apollo

  • @kdlofty
    @kdlofty 8 років тому +142

    He's still using the majority of these today.

    • @pommy767
      @pommy767 8 років тому +34

      still good though

    • @troyfallaize8839
      @troyfallaize8839 7 років тому +13

      kdlofty most comedians do the same mate

    • @maxbailey4971
      @maxbailey4971 6 років тому +12

      They're his jokes so duh

    • @ScottZ370
      @ScottZ370 6 років тому +12

      The internet killed comedians like this, shame really

    • @MitsuoRLCoach
      @MitsuoRLCoach 4 роки тому +1

      and theyre still great

  • @manumental86
    @manumental86 11 років тому +9

    One of my favourite comedians ever! Tim Vine rules :-)

  • @rosspearson5090
    @rosspearson5090 12 років тому +14

    i like the one which starts with "so"

  • @boggybogallow
    @boggybogallow 7 років тому +134

    My friend drowned in a container of muesli. He was overcome by a strong currant.

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 7 років тому +7

      I feel your pain. My buddy died raisin hell.

    • @julianmorgan7834
      @julianmorgan7834 6 років тому +7

      That's an old joke it's not current anymore

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 6 років тому +4

      Julian Morgan I know. Drives me nuts.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 6 років тому +5

      My friend used to sniff curry powder but he fell into a Korma!

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 4 роки тому

      Julian Morgan *it’s not currant anymore 😜

  • @frankcarrodus7543
    @frankcarrodus7543 4 роки тому +4

    I love Tim Vine. Metaphorically speaking.

  • @welshdragon2008
    @welshdragon2008 6 років тому +10

    ok. Still doing the same jokes in 2018. That is amazing!

  • @nuberiffic
    @nuberiffic 3 роки тому +2

    watching this after seeing the fast show and his later stand up is like stumbling upon some kind of rosetta stone haha

  • @MrDavey2010
    @MrDavey2010 3 роки тому +9

    He is very funny. Even the dud jokes didn’t matter because he skipped over them and went for ones that did work. Very clever act.

  • @tonygriffin_
    @tonygriffin_ 11 років тому +1

    Brilliant!
    Thanx for loading. I just bought his Joke-a-motive Tout dvd - excellent

  • @mezykin
    @mezykin 4 роки тому +4

    The Ice Ice Baby impression was hilarious 😂😂

  • @mogglesgoggles7651
    @mogglesgoggles7651 4 роки тому +26

    Went to the chemist, asked about how I could grow blisters in a controlled environment he said “farm-a-cyst?”
    Please tell me no one else has ever said that joke I’m quite proud

    • @alibi
      @alibi 4 роки тому +5

      "You wanna farm-a-cyst" would make the punchline a tad better, but a good joke nonetheless.

  • @philh5292
    @philh5292 4 роки тому +4

    Only just found this old clip of Tim Vine but he's as great as usual. 😂
    Tim Vine and Milton Jones are my favourite comedians as they're both so wonderfully and innocently funny without resorting to the same kind of cheap humour that so many other comedians rely on (foul language and / or cheap, easy and hackneyed insults aimed at the same politicians, royals, celebrities, etc).

    • @petercroft2804
      @petercroft2804 3 роки тому +1

      The first reason that Tim Vine is so good must start with an excellent grasp of the English language, his ability to link two meanings from one word or a phrase in a funny way. Secondly his timing is " second" to none, and last but not least his facial expressions, all In all a National treasure.

    • @onewithsource9742
      @onewithsource9742 3 роки тому +1

      You'd also love Stewart Francis - a one liner spectacle

    • @philh5292
      @philh5292 3 роки тому +2

      @@onewithsource9742
      Thanks. 🙂
      Yeah, I do really like Stewart Francis as well. And Gary Delaney to a lesser extent. Those two do a bit more swearing, sex jokes, and personal / political humour than Tim Vine and Milton Jones, so I prefer Tim and Milton above all others. But, yeah, Stewart Francis is hilarious as well and is probably my next favourite.

  • @garrysutters1835
    @garrysutters1835 6 років тому +41

    Really thought his promotion joke about going into a tree was about opening up a new branch.

  • @grasshopper1292
    @grasshopper1292 3 роки тому +6

    Never seen him this young. It's like someone bred Boris Johnson and Chandler Bing together and this was the result 🤣🤣

  • @shadowdonkey_mw
    @shadowdonkey_mw 12 років тому +6

    WOW I wasn't even born

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 5 років тому +3

    Tim Vine most certainly pulled that night...

  • @andyjmwm
    @andyjmwm 6 років тому +22

    I'd like to see him do "pen behind the ear" here...

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 3 роки тому +2

      This audience wouldn't have the patience.

  • @Joewalshe38
    @Joewalshe38 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant. An inspiration to all comediens

  • @Crimejaildotcom
    @Crimejaildotcom 10 років тому +11

    he comes across as a really nice guy.

    • @makaio9578
      @makaio9578 5 років тому +3

      CrimeJail he is, when I met him he was very nice and friendly.

  • @justmadeit2
    @justmadeit2 4 роки тому +6

    Tims a vine comedian

  • @PaulhQPR
    @PaulhQPR Рік тому +1

    I miss the 90’s. Everything was just better.

  • @hotbutteredcrumpets
    @hotbutteredcrumpets 3 роки тому +6

    Lynx are bringing out a new spray for farmers. It's called attractor.

  • @paulioannou9675
    @paulioannou9675 3 роки тому +18

    The Chinese member of the family is actually Tim. Otherwise known as Bal-ding.

  • @gggfx4144
    @gggfx4144 10 місяців тому

    Just appreciating the old school TV set and audience engagement

  • @Ali1986Koksal
    @Ali1986Koksal 2 роки тому +2

    That Claire was an absolute VISION 😍

    • @win33adam
      @win33adam 2 роки тому +1

      I think she wanted a private show with Tim

  • @shanobian
    @shanobian 8 років тому +223

    he had hair?

  • @m00nshine2004
    @m00nshine2004 10 років тому +1

    Superb

  • @anthonyormson7823
    @anthonyormson7823 11 місяців тому

    Amazing - many of these jokes appeared years ago in a list of Tommy Cooper jokes...we knew they weren't Tommy's, but this is the first time I've seen Tim string them all together

  • @linuspalsson8942
    @linuspalsson8942 10 років тому +1

    Awsome!

  • @davewarwicker2512
    @davewarwicker2512 5 років тому +2

    Did anyone see Tim or Tony Hawks are the Hurricane Club, Oxford Street? Music was good back then too.

  • @binghamguevara6814
    @binghamguevara6814 3 роки тому +2

    I come up back to this video to see how beautiful Claire's smile is 5:49

  • @stuartotley3964
    @stuartotley3964 5 років тому +1

    Superb, then and now. (Looked more like his brother, back in the day)

  • @Jamie_Pritchard
    @Jamie_Pritchard 3 роки тому +1

    About 100 years ago...

  • @makaio9578
    @makaio9578 5 років тому +2

    Has to be one of my favourite comedians. Oh and IVE MET HIM! Had a nice conversation

  • @blankfrankie3747
    @blankfrankie3747 5 років тому +21

    I think Claire was in love. He should've got her number

  • @geeky_gunner
    @geeky_gunner 2 роки тому +3

    Claire was loving Tim.

  • @MultiVince95
    @MultiVince95 5 років тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @tombolton1379
    @tombolton1379 3 роки тому +2

    That Chinese gag reminded me of Ed gambles joke about a Russian mole in the wind and the willows

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 4 роки тому +10

    I couldn't hear a thing over that shirt at 05:14.

  • @olivershaw100
    @olivershaw100 12 років тому +12

    they even laughed differently in the nineties

  • @ajrwilde14
    @ajrwilde14 4 роки тому +5

    ah the floppy hair curtains of the 90s lol

  • @50ShadesOfFrey
    @50ShadesOfFrey 11 років тому +1

    Oh my GOD!

  • @IListenToGoodSongs
    @IListenToGoodSongs 11 років тому +7

    I'll make a note of that joke mentally.

  • @iainhewitt
    @iainhewitt 3 роки тому +8

    Damn. Those haircuts. Draw the curtains, Tim.

  • @atilllathehun1212
    @atilllathehun1212 Рік тому

    The master at one liners.

  • @nezbit8989
    @nezbit8989 5 років тому +2

    Love him 😂

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 4 місяці тому

    Some of the syllables in that gibberish finale number sound like he's saying "flowershop."

  • @Dizzula
    @Dizzula Рік тому +1

    Did you know that the host of this show was the first person to land a 900?

  • @tfarbes
    @tfarbes 6 років тому

    WOW

  • @MorbidlyObeseCat
    @MorbidlyObeseCat 11 років тому

    YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @johnnyenglishguy1
    @johnnyenglishguy1 10 років тому +6

    im 12 years old and i think this guy is hilarious..

    • @lanc9157
      @lanc9157 3 роки тому +1

      Happy 18th (2021), unless it was last year!!!

  • @adamclancey
    @adamclancey 11 років тому +16

    Many of Tim Vine's joke have been incorrectly attributed to Tommy Cooper. I challenge you to find any footage of Tommy Cooper saying any of Tim's jokes.

  • @liamgayton5303
    @liamgayton5303 3 роки тому +1

    04:46 brilliant

  • @christinedennison7770
    @christinedennison7770 4 роки тому +2

    I love him. Wasn't he gorgeous. Alright bit heavier now but love him

  • @robmarrin6720
    @robmarrin6720 3 роки тому

    Proud to be a human,, a proper human not a transmograph-ied human,, boys from the Dwarf ❤️👍and Almightys blessings to Tim

  • @SYNAPTIKMETAL
    @SYNAPTIKMETAL 5 років тому +1

    Genius

  • @ferraridinoman
    @ferraridinoman 4 роки тому +1

    So silly but love old Timbo!

  • @adamclancey
    @adamclancey 11 років тому +3

    That's a Tim Vine joke, not Tommy Cooper, although there was a chain email that went round incorrectly saying it was a Tommy Cooper joke. If you can find any footage of Tommy Cooper telling that joke I'll eat my hat ;)

  • @tomkent4656
    @tomkent4656 5 років тому +5

    He's still using the same gags in 2018!

    • @Tacsmoker
      @Tacsmoker 5 років тому +1

      judging by the audience, they had heard them all before as well lol

    • @tomkent4656
      @tomkent4656 3 роки тому +1

      @@Tacsmoker Mostly from Tommy Cooper!

    • @Tacsmoker
      @Tacsmoker 3 роки тому +1

      @@tomkent4656 just like that ;-)

  • @deanmoore4337
    @deanmoore4337 5 років тому

    2019

  • @antonyevans9772
    @antonyevans9772 5 років тому

    Christ, I was only 3 back then.

  • @conormclaughlin6971
    @conormclaughlin6971 3 роки тому +1

    Plenty of Es took that year 😉😉🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @linuspalsson8942
    @linuspalsson8942 10 років тому

    AwEsome...misspelly from helly.

  • @aBetterMove
    @aBetterMove 3 роки тому +1

    This one time I heard about the laziest dentist on earth so I went to pay him a visit to see what he'd say about my overbite. He said, "brace yourself"

  • @cumaproto9466
    @cumaproto9466 6 років тому +2

    Tim has changed!

  • @metafis
    @metafis 12 років тому +8

    Omg 'the co-co pilot'. I dont know why that made me laugh so much ..guys a genius and they are all his own jokes, none are Tommy Coopers, although some of Tims joke have been erroneously attributed to Tommy on the internet.

    • @Mike6867
      @Mike6867 7 років тому

      metafis I didn't hear that one well

  • @majesticallymade6177
    @majesticallymade6177 6 років тому +1

    Goodlookin when he was younger lol he reminds me of Risby from Rising damp . . his younger brother

    • @johnsmithGMAiL8888
      @johnsmithGMAiL8888 5 років тому +1

      eternal praise Ri-g-sby, played by the late great Mr Leonard Rossiter.

    • @XantroyX
      @XantroyX 5 років тому

      I know that when I think "sexy", I immediately think Rigsby!

  • @MrDREWASIDE
    @MrDREWASIDE 5 років тому +1

    Jeremy vines brother!

  • @enkaan1676
    @enkaan1676 Рік тому

    Claire understood every joke. Blew her mind away.

    • @MrSphayes
      @MrSphayes Рік тому

      Clair can ‘blow’ my erm, mind away.
      For mind- read cock.....

  • @theinternet8853
    @theinternet8853 2 роки тому +1

    Better Call Saul

  • @AsboJunior
    @AsboJunior 11 років тому

    that's because he is a young tim vine

  • @metafis
    @metafis 12 років тому

    Actually thats one of Tims as well :)

  • @dazpatreg
    @dazpatreg 11 років тому

    Tim Vine invented the '1 in five people is Chinese' joke! Why am I only finding that out now?

  • @aperson2730
    @aperson2730 8 років тому +1

    1:18 is a good one 👏

    • @dan003
      @dan003 2 роки тому +1

      Best one by far.

  • @thebluequiche1
    @thebluequiche1 3 роки тому +1

    Tim Vine was inspired by Welsh comic Noel James

  • @sledgeinc2
    @sledgeinc2 2 роки тому +1

    LOL "camper."

  • @hunterluxton5976
    @hunterluxton5976 9 місяців тому

    Hes been doing the same act since 96.

  • @loungejay8555
    @loungejay8555 2 місяці тому

    1:17 Tim is definitely in with her.

  • @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou
    @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou 3 роки тому

    I just came here to see Tony Hawks off of Tony Hawks Skater Pro Underground

  • @KissMyFatAxe
    @KissMyFatAxe 11 років тому +1

    He actually had the same hair as me! WTF?

  • @SeanScott80
    @SeanScott80 4 роки тому +4

    Didn't he look really cute with hair!?

  • @afro10k
    @afro10k 11 років тому +1

    Improved by a great audience as well I think. Look at all the silly 90's people with their silly 90's style.

  • @unclejerry010101
    @unclejerry010101 12 років тому +1

    What Stats are you referring too?

  • @royfr8136
    @royfr8136 8 місяців тому

    He was trying so hard to have the 90s curtains.

  • @philjones45
    @philjones45 5 років тому

    Christ, he's doing the same gags today!

  • @ShelleygypsywitchMayes
    @ShelleygypsywitchMayes 12 років тому +1

    He looks like the guy from Heaven 17

  • @aristotle358
    @aristotle358 10 років тому +1

    Well funny!

    • @El-Tel63-Terry.
      @El-Tel63-Terry. 7 років тому

      aristotle358 As in irony ?
      I bet you forgot you wrote a comment on here !

    • @aristotle358
      @aristotle358 7 років тому

      Hi Terry. I cannot remember the performance but I'm sure I did find him funny and wasn't being ironic. Did you know that Ken Dodd once had a job wringing out leathers for a one-armed window cleaner? :-)

    • @El-Tel63-Terry.
      @El-Tel63-Terry. 7 років тому

      aristotle358 👍🏻✌🏻😂